#he’s a monster

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Okay I’m going to stop thinking about Ryoji mochizuki now

[eclipsewarrior101]

what is syringeon like in your au? like does he have a heart

Hahahahaha….hahahaha a…I’m sorry…a heart hahahaha

You poor naive soul. does he have a heart.

No…no he does not.

He basically has NO morals. Fun fact the queen had messed him up. He is the last of his kind for a reason.

He is a psycho with. He can’t get redemption because he’s crossed too many lines. He basically at her whim. Yes he runs his own kingdom but he does Bouncelia “ favors” to get rid of pests in her kingdom or scare a citizen to obey her.

He is like one of those doctors in those horrid movies that creepy manipulative and just cruel. Will do anything to get his results. He literally knows everything old asylum method in the book. So let that sink in. He’s done at least 100 lobotomies!!!!!!

Plus he’s pissed that he lost his arm and left eye ( hehehe…..Bittergiggle)

But yah thank you for asking.

If you have any more questions please ask away

[can-i-phone-a-friend]

Prowls smoking adventure, and who all knows and when they find out: an updated list (prt 1 for rn)

Bluestreak: first person to find out; found out by accident when checking on Prowl; was worried his brother was gonna die but very quickly realized his brother was a menace; found prowl hot boxing his showers

Ratchet: second or third; found out when he marched his ass into prowls office in the middle of Prowl munching on an edible after a meeting: was just trying to get the Praxian to the med bay for a check up; is flabbergasted but amused; they smoke together after this; they’re bffs now

Jazz; realized his friend was a smoker soon after Ratchet did; saw it in his eyes; never brought it up so he could hear prowl admit to it; they were conjunxed before Prowl realized he never told Jazz about it; they shotgun it *alot*; they’re disgustingly touchy don’t argue with me

Optimus: was the third from last person to realize it; was caught off gaurd so badly; is ok with it just didn’t expect it from Prowl of all mechs

Ironhide; last mech to find out; was ruined; he had money on Prowl being a prude about weed; weeped

And for funnies

Barricade in my AU is Prowls old cop buddy

He was both floored and also not surprised at the same time. Like. He was correct and that shocks him if that makes sense.

Idk. He’s like. Dude, hate ya for being an Autobot but maybe you aren’t all to prude-y

And then they try to kill each other on the battle field.

[lotus-tower]

objectively hilarious that the part of gintoki’s soul containing his traumatic wartime memories has an eye dangling out

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[fanaticalthings]

Jason Todd with his goons:

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[sketchbot9000]

Build-A-Monster is a fairly niche toy store, but occasionally it gets a customer that could not be happier

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(not the elf)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!

[dunmeshistash]

One of the things I really appreciate about Dungeon Meshi is how the text is so clearly full of love for animals. Like the true kind of love Laios feels for the monster where he wants to know everything about them, but most of all he respects them and loves them as animals.

One of the chapters I can't stop thinking about is the one about Anne the Kelpie. It's kind of impressive how well it illustrates the different kind of love people have for animals. And how someone that loves an animal isn't necessarily an animal lover. If that makes sense.

When Senshi calls out Anne what he says is "Don't worry Anne's Harmless" but she isn't, she's a wild animal.

Marcille immediately reacts positively about it thinking it's cute she accepts the treat Senshi has for her. And hers and Chilchuck's reaction to Senshi wanting to cross the river on her back is more surprise while Laios immediately realizes how bad of an idea it is.

But Laios is the animal monster lover so how come when he finally is faced with a "docile" monster he doesn't react positively like the others? Marcille even calls him a monster. That's because Laios loves monsters, and Senshi loves Anne.

I've seen this attitude around me several times, where people love a specific animal but what they love is their idea of that animal, they don't really know them because they don't love the animal part of them.

It becomes a "this one is special because I love them" that can quickly become an issue for the animal as much as it is for the person. It's something unfortunate I see time and time again irl.

Anne wasn't wicked, Anne wasn't mean, Anne didn't trick him. Anne was a wild animal and Senshi loved her as Anne but not as a kelpie.

She acted on instinct, maybe she did love Senshi in the way kelpies can love, but animals are still animals and must be respected and treated as such. Climbing on top of Anne's back was the equivalent of putting your arm inside a alligator's mouth, the mouth is gonna close because that's what they're designed to do.

The real life equivalent I see the most of "I love this animal but I don't love the animal part of them" is with dogs. If you insist on loving an animal without acknowledging they ARE an animal they might hurt you, you might hurt them, it will only end in grief.

The best way you can love an animal is by understanding they're an animal.

That is all to say I don't mean that the love Senshi felt for Anne wasn't real or that it's all his fault. He couldn't have known with the information he had and unfortunately it came down to the worst outcome.

I just love dungeon meshi dearly.

[blanchebees]

Perfect organism

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[edlucavalden]

Hm… it seems that they have something in common?

[BONUS]

Also, where did Mithrun’s monster knowledge come from..?

[christiansinglebabes]

Kabru getting a taste of his own medicine

[specshroom]

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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

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