#he’s a funny dude

[icryink]

fun fact i actually started drinking totm & reading altrverse way before i started to watch jacksepticeye. oops

anyway @therealjacksepticeye lmk if you need a comic illustrator for the next altrverse release lol

[semisolidmind]

For TAB and isekai, idk why I just imagine Reader being like the guy from Casual geographic. And happily tells her husbands/traveling companions about the animals with different death related vocabs and roasting said animals.

Even funnier, during the all women village scene:

Reader: (Comfort Tripitaka and Pigsy) Don't worry guys, just relax. This is perfectly plausible

Pigsy: What? How?!

Reader: Because female Hyenas gave birth through a pseudo-p***s, which is just a fancy term to say through a man's tool :)

Tripitaka: Please tell me, it will be a safe process...

Reader: (Laughs)

pffffft

oh boy, oh man

just—reader explaining facts about every animal they come across in vernacular that the fellas do NOT understand. like, they’re learning a lot, but what are these comparisons reader is making? what does it mean to get “put on a T-shirt?”

[teaboot]

I totally forgot till just now but one time a new therapist handed me a pad of paper and said "draw me a picture of how you feel" and after spending like five whole minutes of dead silence scribbling a teeny tiny pitch black dot in the middle of the pad that dug a hole straight through like 15 pages I gave it back to see him staring back at me like

[kendyroy]

Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Pit bonnie considers himself a great dad!

[ionlylikemycat]

a story about my father

pater went to a computer programmer conference thing in russia in st. petersburg in the 80’s and he was told very firmly by the government don’t go anywhere else but st. petersburg you are only supposed to be there don’t travel so pater got on the train he wasn’t allowed to be on with his friends and went to moscow and his friends told him it would be Fine and if anyone asked him anything to pretend to be drunk and on the right train obviously and they had a fun time and got actually drunk and he went back home and everything was fine

but yesterday i learned that actually he didn’t go home he went to his ex girlfriends in geneva and joined the circus for a little while just for funsies

[chelsiegeorgia]

leaked dialogue for sonic 3 surely

[andstuffsketches]

finally watched Reign of the Supermen

[flowersandfashion]

hot twink is tied up and penetrated

A Collection of Homoerotic Paintings of Saint Sebastian

Carlo Saraceni, c. 1610 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1620 /// Guido Reni, c. 1625 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1625 /// Louis Finson, c. 1613 /// François-Guillaume Ménageot, c. 1760 /// Guido Reni, c. 1615 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1620

[padmestrilogy]

best scene in the prequels is when anakin and padme have just landed on naboo & padme goes “hmm being a childqueen might’ve fucked me up a bit” and anakin, former 9yo slave separated from his mom, confronted for perhaps the first time with the idea that childhood trauma effects you later in life, goes “nuh uh”

[technically-human]

This happened, it just wasn't relevant to the plot

[doubledudeski]

playing around with my own humanformers design for bee :)

[ciralincixx]

i am right

[cosmosnout]

And in the end, Rouge was like, “You know what? Sure.”

[teshiee]

theyre my comfort pair (if i havent said this already) AGGHHHG my precious. my babygirls..

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory vs Cassie’s reactions to FNAF jumpscares