#he’s a fuckin asshole I love him
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I dont got any words to help you think but uhh heres a kitty to admire cheer u up, if u would like-
OUGSHD what a cute little guy
Here is my beloved boy who thinks a cardboard box is a big wonderful prize
And also he steals bread like an asshole, but I love him
#his wrestled with me over a fucking slice of bread he STOLE from the bin#and when I got it off him it had a cartoonishly large bite out it#and I nearly died laughing for NO reason#he’s a fuckin asshole I love him#THATS NOT THE FIRST TIME HE STOLE BREAD EITHER#I have photographic evidence of the first time
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h i m~🎃
#he’s so fuckin cute pls#i love him#frank pls#fucking precious#what an asshole#frnkiebby#mcr#frank iero#my chemical romance#mcrmy#my chem#frnkiero#frnkie
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Woe, Teen Daryan Upon Thee
I was going to make a mini comic of Teen Klavier getting him an IKEA Shark plush, But I got Waaaaayyyy too fucking distracted.
#ace attorney#apollo justice trilogy#aa4#daryan crescend#Daryan Crescendo#Fuckin Asshole#I love him#but he’s a fuckin asshole#I made a Post of a young Apollo rambling to Kristoph about cats#And now I wanna make one where Daryan will Randomly come up to Klavier about Sharks
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I tried being nice, but it seems like that won't work here.
When I come back, Quackity, you're not getting rid of me again. I'm NOT going away again, so better get fucking used to me talking in your ears. Maybe Manburg is gone, but las Nevadas isn't, and it needs a competent leader, someone unlike you. You fuck up everything you touch. I'm surprised this place hasn't burnt to the ground with you leading it. Maybe it already has from the inside, and you're too idiotic to notice it.
-🍾(I'm TRYING to fit more curses in the dialogue but I don't curse much I'll do my best to up it o7)
now— hold on a fucking second. i'm the only person who could bring you back. right? i mean, dream's stuck in fucking prison. he keeps going on and on about how he's got all the revival shit stuck in his head.
so therefore. you're not getting out of this unless i say so.
god. it's almost like— it's almost like i've had power over you since day one. HA. i mean. fuck, what with the pooling votes, and now this? what the fuck am i calling you sir for?
schlatt; listen to me. you'd turn my nation into a fucking orgy den within minutes if you got your hands on it. i'm not taking that risk right now.
unless i find a way to get you on a tight leash. :]
#quackitychirps#ask blog#🍾 anon#ooc: UR GOOD UR GOOD!!!!!#i love. like. the way schlatt talks. he's got this cocky ass fucking accent and this certain fuckyouesque way of speaking esp about#other people. he says shit like.#who fuckin' cares about the stock prices? bout the damn economy we're jus' gunna raise the taxes on Niki to extort all her cash. Duh#OR LIKE.#now that’s where you get confused pumpkin. y’see i'll make it simple: our marriage is a business transaction#this is about politics not about playin' barbies. the man makes all the financial decisions he calls the shots#and its so. HES SUCH AN ASSHOLE IN THE MOST FASCINATING WAY#girl help im yapping in da Tags im yapping#SORRY LADIES I LOVE C!SCHLATT BUT NEVER ON THE BASIS OF JUSTIFYIG HIS SHIT. hes so fun to analyse dude. plus hes just a straight up prick#and thats partially what makes him so fun. but the Impact he had on q??? and his self perception??#ok iM DONE I LOVE U ANON UR DOING EPIC UR SO GOOD BYE
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any of y'all watching this season of love is blind?
i'm still in the pods and that leo guy is a whole Problem, throwing tantrums and so forth
#he got that girl worked up like that bc she's young#i would've ripped him a new asshole Quickly#'what if i asked you to marry me now what would you say'#i'd say that's not a fuckin proposal sir and this is a fuckin tantrum#love is blind s7#love is blind spoilers#like he demolished her and it was Fucked
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awful, just awful
#succession#tomgreg#biting my pillow like that dog meme#where do i even begin with this TOM IS LIKE A SCHOOLBOY WITH GREG ITS ACTUALLY INSANE#he reverts to like 20 years younger from his emotional swings to his obvious crush#and his EXPRESSIONS THROUGHOUT THIS SCENE BY TALOS MY STOMACH IS IN MY ASS. MATTHEW!!!!!#his hurt at the thought that greg might somehow be trying to blackmail him again to just sadness because of greg's fear of going to jail#his downcast eyes as he says ''yeah'' SHUT the up#like yeah maybe he's reflecting on his own hurt and pain at the fact that he's going to jail and shiv handed him another rejection#just before. or maybe. he doesn't like hearing greg suffer like this. i mean. from what i know about later#that tom is fully prepared to go to jail and ''throw it all out for love'' or whatever tf for greg's sake#it's just. it's plausible is all i'll say. it's very plausible when we think about that future scene.#idk i just think that people refuse to hear when anyone would say tom is absolutely GASPING to love somebody. like yeah he's got issues#but who tf is well adjusted in this economy LMAOOO even in these rich fucks' worlds nobody is#so i know. i'm not stupid i know he can be nasty. but so can all of them. GREG WAS PREPARED TO SUE GREENPEACE AJDLAKDAD#i mean idk if he will. but my point is if tom wasn't like that he wouldn't be such a good character imo. if he was just a straight up#asshole. who would care if something bad happened to him? i wouldn't. something that makes him so compelling to me#is that he can be SO WRATHFUL AND MANIACAL#but he can be so. so fucking soft and vulnerable at the same time. and matthew plays him so organically i just wanna fuckin WEEP#and then GREG here. he wasn't even thinking about using a connection of any way to get ahead he just wants to be saved. he's still early 20s#i believe anyway. and tom has taken care of him. looked after him#protected him. he always listens to him. he's learned that tom is there for him so ofc he's gonna plead for help but like. not directly#''just asking for advice'' = i'm fucking terrified how do i make it stop help me#hoe but keep it fashion#SORRY GOD I KEEP DOING NOVELS IN THE TAGS BUT GODDDDDD THIS IS SO MUCH evyerhting is sos oafujfdmwkqfd#ok i'm stopping now but anyway. they're important to me. sorry. sorry bye
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spent too long thinkingabout my pregame kids today again
[ID: A digital uncolored drawing of Kaito Momota and his grandmother. His grandmother is standing around a corner, smiling and holding her hand up. Kaito is slumped over a countertop, head in his hands as he stares at the table, frustrated. There's a screenshot of text messages in the background that imply their dialogue; Grandma: "Checking in. Cheking in." - Kaito: "I'm bad" - Grandma: "Checking in." - Kaito: "I'm doing bad". end ID]
#image id#doodles.png#dgr#dr#drv3#danganronpa fanart#pregame#pregame v3#kaito momota#grandma momota#i actually fuckin hate kaito pregame. at least the version of him i made#he is not a good person!!! he wants to be but he is not.#and he's going through his own shit#the only one's ive thought abt in depth;; kaito; maki; kirumi; rantaro; shuichi & tsumugi kinda; kiyo kinda; himiko; ouma; miu& ryoma kinda#i fucking love these assholes. they all suck so bad#.save#danganronpa
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#I am being so civil and mature about this asshole in my class#but every day I have to hear him speak is a day I get a little closer to killing a man with fire#he hasn’t even tried any shit since he decided to go off for ten minutes in front of the whole class about how much he hated my art#but like. he so clearly loves the sound of his own voice and he’s so full of shit so hearing him talk makes me so mad#man clearly has issues which I get but also work that shit out with a therapist instead of taking it out on your classmates#like damn dude sorry you’ve never had an original idea in your life but that’s not my problem leave me alone and check your fuckin ego#anyway. so glad I’m almost done w the semester and then I’ll never have to deal with him again#delete later
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y'all: umm... whatcha got there?
me, with the oc i created solely to ship with tweek in his older verses: nothin, mind your fucking business
#misc :: ( ooc )#//originally i created her To Die#//to show the dangers of drugs or whatever#//just like tweek's older male love interest was created solely to be Kind Of An Asshole#//but now i'm a little attached to her :((((#//so it might be that in older verses where tweek is not being shipped with anyone he is married to her#//in verses where he is being shipped with other muses she can die a lil. as a treat :)#//tweek: AS A TREAT?! WHAT KINDA FUCKIN TREAT IS THAT???#//with his male love interest redd (who i named before learning there is already a sp character named red and may have to rename)#//tweek actually wasn't actually in love with him. it was a relationship of convenience. a roof over his head and good sex#//but with this one... who i am considering naming jenna/jenny or aurora/rory... he is hopelessly terribly grotesquely in love with her#//OH TO BE TWO METH ADDICTS ABSENTLY PETTING EACH OTHER WHILE MAKING FUTURE PLANS NEITHER ONE OF THEM IS SURE THEY'LL LIVE TO SEE#//in verses where she does die she gets murderalized by another addict#//tweek is passed out and doesn't learn of her death until the next day#//which is spicy and fun; we love a good dead gf trope in this house (sorry women)#//BUT ALSO I THINK THEY DESERVE TO BE SOBER AND MARRIED WITH KIDS :'(#//she is just such a ray of light and also wants to get off of meth and run away to somewhere warmer#//she's just got such a kind & giving heart and most people can't see past her addiction to get to it#//unlike redd who doesn't care and highkey enables tweek in his bad habits#//timeline-wise tweek is with redd around 20/21#//and meets the girl around 23/24#//or so i am thinking so far#//''vacation town'' by the front bottoms is a good song for verses where she dies and do got me fucked up
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fucking pretty~🎃
#like i know i shouldn’t be surprised anymore#but he really is just so so so pretty#and i really just love him so so so much#like#what a fuckin asshole#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcr5#frnkie#mcrmy#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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writing aymeric like he gets to say fuck. as a treat.
#things which will never see the light of day probably#i am Determining The Dynamics#when shit's happening right things are easy#as easy as they ever are.#everybody's emotions are high and excuses can be made#but in the quiet of the aftermath when ilya's had time to think and retreat into being like. kind of an insouciant asshole?#me: i am going to make a guy with the ability to piss off the kindest most stable of individuals#he's not even trying he's just Like That#it'll get better but it's sure gonna take a while#looking at aymeric like love this fuckin guy but i sure am gonna cause him problems#when you see someone you care a lot about so wrapped up in their own bullshit and just like. spinning. twisting the knots.#makes you sad and then it makes you /angry/#xiv blogging
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Every day 98 wolfwood's line "It's a long story, although it's kind of a short one" plays in my head
#speculation nation#he drives me INSAAAAAAAAANE what is wrong with this man#& that's not even getting STARTED on his line 'Oh my! I'm About to go Down in 🔥Flames💅🔥~'#i know fandom's got the hots for tristamp and trimax wolfwood but 98 wolfwood has a special place in my heart too#LIKE im a trimax bitch at heart. i really am. but 98 wolfwood is just so... so....#just LOOK at him!!! the goofiness! the flippant act!!!! the way it's all hiding his truly jaded heart!!!!#& the way he's kinda genuinely an asshole. to vash at least lmfao#but when it comes down to it he's always willing to do anything for the children...........#them playing up the priest thing more is also interesting. bc in trimax he's a priest in name but Rarely ever acts like it#(shoutout to that one part after the dragon's nest where vash is at the graves & hes like 'why are you here' to wolfwood#and wolfwood replies 'bc im a Priest of course' and vash just fuckin Laughs at him bc it's such bullshit)#anyways. im getting off topic.#i just love wolfwood soooooo so so so soooooooo so much#twirling my hair kicking my feet drawing hearts in my journal about a man caught trying to cheat at chess by a cat
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how do werewolves work in lmd (plus anything else like that)
OK SO.
(this got very very long)
(just as a warning)
(also i’m going to tag @transmasc-wizard bc i remember you asked about this a while ago and a lot of this response comes from what i had typed up to respond to YOU lol)
(okay here we go)
there are (putting it very very basically) two main kinds of magic in the Ghost Story Universe: mortem (Death Juice) and vita (Life Juice). they draw from the same source (God Juice) (which is also the source of the apocalypse but that’s another post entirely) and are kind of different aspects of one thing, but still act as opposing forces. equals and opposites, can’t have one without the other, etc etc. the point is that even though they’re two different types of magic they share the same set of rules and operate under the same basic facts. one of the most basic being that magic is physically taxing to use. no magic comes without a cost
so this is pretty straightforward. and generally it isn’t anything too debilitating, but the more powerful the magic and the more magic used, the more damaging the physical effects become (for example: early on agnes’s chitchats with the ghosts she sees don’t really wear on her because it’s a very passive form of her power, but as the plot progresses and she actively draws on it more and more she starts to develop chronic headaches). the more active magic bullshit you do in succession —> the worse you’ll be feeling the next morning. people would usually need to rest for upwards of a few days after performing a major act of magic and the reason The Library focuses so much on endurance and repetition is to prevent that from happening. it’s to the point that some majorly powerful stuff is possible but the benefit of it is almost completely outweighed by the potential damage it would cause.
rambly worbuilding aside, this is really just a preface so it makes sense when i say: vampires and werewolves are what happen when people push their magic to far.
they’re basically the most extreme end of the spectrum for either kind of magic. vamps are a result of overusing vita (blood life stuff), and wolfs are a result of overusing mortem (spooky death stuff). this happens to people when they’re drawing on so much magic that their body literally cannot support it anymore and starts canabilizing itself in order to support the magic and prevent the person from just. coming apart at the seams. a Regular Person body is just incapable of handling that amount of power, so in turn they have to draw their sustenance from a different non-human source. the comparatively small piece-of-magic-apocalypse-juice in them mutates and co-opts the functions of their body in order to save that body from collapse. both vamps and wolves have to feed CONSTANTLY or they risk their bodies giving in and all their organs straight-up failing. it’s a slow transformation process and sort of representative of how much Whatever Caused The Apocalypse has become so deeply ingrained in every part of the new world. again: it presents differently but it’s all the same stuff in the end.
the world is full of monsters and weirdness and general spooky bullshit but vampires and werewolves especially have an ENORMOUS amount of stigma surrounding them because of the fact that most people still see regular magic users as recognizably human, and view the transformation as a transition from Human Person With Emotions Who I Should View As Such Despite This One Weird Thing to Inhuman Monster. most magical creatures aren’t seen as sentient in nature and many of them are actively dangerous to humans, so if someone pushes their abilities to far and ends up undergoing the transformation then it’s seen as a shift from being one of Us (normal people just trying to survive this crazy broken down to world) to being one of Them (unnatural monsters that came about as a result of the evil forest and apocalypse and want to destroy humanity), except that obviously the people who are turned are the same people they were before, just with an extra set of challenges and probably more bloodlust (which i can see being a bit of concern but c’mon. are u really going to let a little killer instinct get in the way of a lasting and meaningful relationship. weak).
They’re also used as an excuse when it comes to hatred of people born with magic at all. bc sure it SEEMS harmless when you kid is learning from their dead grandma or healing a little bit faster than normal, but with ONE WRONG MOVE they could become A VISCOUS BEAST or a BLOODSUCKING MONSTER and do you really want to take that risk?? wouldn’t it be better to stamp that out now before someone gets hurt??? even in places like The Library, which usually serves as a safe-haven for people born w magic, vamps and wolfs are seen as somehow Lesser. The Library toutes them as cautionary tales and failures of magic, basically a warning of what not to do to their students.
to get into the more specific abilities and effects and What Being A Vampire Or Werewolf Means i’ve made some handy little lists (ft. calliope and luca macnamara, a book 2-3 character that nobody knows about lol) (please click tumblr absolutely wrecked the quality):
so. yeah.
#i hope this is coherent i am truly just Saying Shit#tldr is if you do to much extreme magic you get fuckin vamped. or wolfed. but i felt the need to dig deeper and also make silly little#drawings about it. as you do.#worldbuilding isn’t always my strongsuit but i LOVE LOVE LOVE vampires and werewolves and i think i managed to do something interesting here#idk we all know monsters are Queer As Fuck and i mean. obviously. but the way i think about vamps and wolves in the lmd-verse is a bit more#in line w being disabled? especially in terms of chronic exhaustion and chronic pain since those are what i have the most experience#dealing with. but it really is pick your metaphor.#the monsters are a metaphor for eeeeeverything babyyyyy#i got to draw luca for this that was fun i love luca#he’s just a guy. anxious guy. tired guy. he just wants everyone to leave him alone so he can do crossword puzzles in peace.#if i love anything it’s my little side characters. technically a book 2 antagonist is a vampire and has a bigger role#but he’s an asshole so i don’t wanna draw him#the joke i make about calliope and luka is that calliope is a gay werewolf#who dresses like a gay vampire. and luca is a gay vampire who dresses like a gay werewolf.#nblw and mlm solidarity if you will#wip: ghost story#creme does an art
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quickly put in the tags your fav au/trope to attach to your fav !!!!
#for choso…if he ain’t goth…i don’t want it!#if he ain’t somewhere strumming a guitar with a couple ear piercings i do not want it!#i literally built summer of 22’ around him being a band member!#for zeke! i love attaching rivals to lovers to him!#it just have so much fuckin’ flavor!#also love writing him as a condensing asshole!#for shunsui if i was to write him more…i would love to write him as a ceo like aisha did!
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my brother keeps being a bitch on purpose and it's really not helping
#my therapist says hes probably doing to feel better about himself and it's like. fuckin hell dude#because like. look im not saying i dont poke fun at him either right#but i like go think i dont go below the belt in terms of shit???#like i love him im not going to call him genuinely stupid or ugly or anything.#hes good at math and pretty capable. even if he incinerated mac n cheese once and we had to get a new microwave#but he keeps going up to me like (aether) whats a×b? oh how do you not know that instantly? are you stupid?#its because (extremely personal issue) LOL (deep cutting personal issue again)#and its like look ive never been good at mental math stop being a fucking jerk over me not knowing fuckin 9×7 off the top of my head#and i keep telling him to drop it and shut up but its just spurs him on more because its funny to him#and he keeps bringing up other shit like being queer or being trans specifically because he knows its upsetting and its just fucking funny#he loves to say people with weird pronouns and think there's more than two genders should kill themselves because he knows it makes me angr#with him. and he knows im fucking queer. he knows our grandmothers queer. and he still pulls this shit#and i cant say anything because when i do i get a whole lecture about how hes my flesh and blood and i should treat him like such#and im the asshole for suggesting he act like it for once#i love my brother and im proud of his achievements but i cant keep fucking doing this#and i know its my fault because hes a stupid kid and going through typical middle school boy bullshit#and seriously getting hurt by whatever a middle schooler says is downright pathetic#but it fucking hurts to hear someone you held as a baby and defended say people like you should kill themselves#and it hurts to have them fucking push a topic that upsets you for their own amusement#swearing cw#aethers rants#cw vent#personal posts and stuff idk
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I love how Macaque becomes so much gentler with MK when he sees he's just given up
#well thats no fun when ur making urself upset#even tho je litterally says#but still he gives him a lesson on how life isnt a video game and u dont HAVE to choose to hurt people#u can literally jusy step asode and let tjem handle the consequences of their own actions#as long as u keep the people u care about safe#like he cares so much for mk but je doesnt like to show it#hes just so sweet sometimws#when hes not being a fuckin asshole lmao#but YE LOVE FOR THE NEW VOICE ACTOR ON DOING SUCH A FUCKIN AMAZING JOB NWJSJS#freshie txt#macaque#lmk spoilers#lmk s4 spoilers#no i will NOT shut up about this show#i kinda find it funny how he does a 180 flip in the attitude when he sees mks upset
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