#he’s a different breed

[lu-dao-writes]

Spoilers for one of Cirrus’s Chapter 2 Endings

So I wanted to find out what would happen if you chose all the options that would tick him off right? HE FUCKING KILLS US BY BURNING US ALIVE.

Y’all I-

[mintaikk]

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

[shootingstarrfish]

the devilsitter has become a dogsitter! they need help!!!!

this was actually @aspiringtrashpanda's idea!!!! she's very cool and has the biggest brain please tell her how cool she is!!!!!

ive been watching a lot of dog grooming videos lately so i keep thinking about how well/poorly theyd behave when being groomed. lucifer would be the best and mammon would probably be the worst HAHA

[canisalbus]

You’ve most likely answered this before but what breed exactly is Machete? I’ve been trying to figure it out for a while I’ve thought maybe a saluki but the ears arnt right.

In theory his breed is fictional Podenco Siciliano, but he's not a purebred example. Out of existing dog breeds he looks closest to (and is related to) Ibizan Hound.

But sometimes I see Silken Windhounds that also kind of remind me of him. They just don't have the characteristic bat ears.

[nyastri]

I would like to inform anyone who didn't know that Legend has canonically been engaged before.

To a tree.

Oracle of Ages was crazy and I love it for that.

[my2t3rry]

hi. I saw ur request thingy. would love to see sniper with an animal he found, maybe a snake or a cool bug. i think he would like animals a lot.

Sure! Have a drawing of sniper soothing a white snake! Nugget ain't really fond with it haha xd

[crystallizsch]

playful land is so funny bc fellow would NOT be getting away with trafficking 1) one of the princes of sunset savanna, 2) a famous celebrity/supermodel, 3) the eldest son of a powerful merchant family, 4) IDIA’S BROTHER and a child of a very influential company, and 5) a former general of briar valley who raised one of the most powerful mages in twst

like- do you know the kind of enemies you’ll create and the people hunting down your ass once they find out they’re missing

[gunsatthaphan]

👁️.👁️

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 126

Danny did not mean to kidnap beast boy. Cujo dragged him through a natural portal. And well. He panicked grabbed the first green dog he saw and rushed back through before it closed.

Now he was in his bedroom trying to figure out which dimension beast boy came from. All while avoiding his parents. They threaten to dissect him. Who knows what they’d do to this guy.

[muyru-iru]

Thíre: Búir decided to take measures into his own hand

Sergeant Hound on the intercoms: what did he do again?

Thíre: he's strangling his boss to "measure" the width of the bullshit he's dealing with.

[sergle]

i'm very into Dog Breed Stats and i think everyone should look up the stats on the breeds they like on the AKC website whenever possible.... for fun. also: it's this specific stat that really was the final thing to tip the scale, when I decided to search for a golden retriever instead of a pomeranian.

pom:

golden:

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Drew a ref for Stanley, the pet snark Gordon owns in my au

[skitskatdacat63]

2010 Bahrain Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso(cont.)

[ratatatastic]

"Funny enough I—like, if street hockey, ministicks, I always wanted to be a goalie too! Like, for some reason I always wanted to go in net. You know, probably because of [my Dad] and then, um, you know, once you get dinged a couple times and the shots get too hard you realise—then it's not so much fun after all so... Yeah, it was great he'd always—" "You probably wanted to be goalie 'cuz you're fucking crazy, man! Those guys are bananas! I actually went as a goalie in morning skate one time when I was suspended in the coast, and it was the scariest thing ever, bro. It's nothing like blocking a shot because you're literally just standing there, and these guys are shooting right at you. It's unbelievable!" "Yeah! You gotta get in the way of the stuff to save it! That's crazy! I know, and like obviously gear is like great and they don't really feel—but there is, like, that psychological thing going on where, like, you know, you wanna move out of the way 'cuz it's gonna hurt! I get—I mean, it must not hurt that much, like, 'cuz Bob's crazy, man! Bob loves taking—Well, I wouldn't say loves taking it off the head, but he doesn't hate it, like he—" "Feels good?" "You know, every once in a while—they hit him in the head and you go up and say sorry he's like, 'No, no! It's all good! I love it, I love it!!' and like, kind-of shoos you away so."

The Buzz Pod | 8.7.24 (x)

so speaking of banking pucks off bobbys head and how much he loves it flashback to that day in october of 23 where bobby was doing that for practise and managed to rope in matthew to the shenanigans to the utter confusion of everyone involved (x)(x)(x)(x)

[chelstory]

1998 punk matt lilly is my fav

Movie refs are SLC Punk! and Senseless

[theriacballad]

"I want AM" this and "Would AM" that. What If I want Ted.