#he´s such a bean

[thegamingcatmom]

Carmen Denali is Momma (non-sexual)

Okay but I was just watching some BTS-footage from BD Part 2 where Bella & Co. visit the Denalis to convince them to fight for Renesmée, and Tanya is doing her usual strutting as they walk out to greet them, looking all fine and dandy and such with those curls bouncing, but yknow what-

Have yall taken a closer look at Carmen? Woman WALTZES. She carries herself with such sophistication and confidence that, and it pains me to say this, puts even Tanya to shame. Like, she´s so self-assured in the way she walks up to greet the Cullens that one might feel inclined to believe she is the coven leader.

Which brings me to my point: Tanya is the head and protector who provides, but Carmen is the heart of the family, much like Esme. I strongly believe her to be the first person you´d wanna go to when you´re facing doubts or inner struggles and whatnot. She´s the one who will build you up and tell you it´s gonna be alright. And I bet yall Tanya frequently seeks advice from her like she did in the little bits we´ve seen of their dynamic on screen - it´s basically canon.

I also consider her to be the most open-minded of them all.

Yall need further evidence?

She was the FIRST to speak out for Renesmée here.

"I can feel her." - Carmen Denali

Look at her looking all proud to welcome the newest family member of whom she´s heard so much of. She was also the FIRST to approach Bella here, no hesitance at all.

Look at Tanya looking at Carmen like "What should I do, mom?" PLEASE.

And, just because:

Look at Mommas being over the moon to greet the baby of the family. THEY BOTH SO PRECIOUS. 😭

Also Eleazar in the background looking just as elated like "She´s beautiful. Proud of you, son." to Edward. That´s LITERALLY what´s happening here. Yall see it too, right??

I rest my case.

Carmen Denali is Momma.

(And Eleazar Denali just tags along but is just as proud. Like a reserved Dad who just smiles and waves as his wife does her things. Just happy to be there. 😭🫶)

[smallidarityfan]

smallidarity highschool au

came up with this au like actually 2 years ago where it's mainly empires 2 smallidarity centric, with Jimmy as a student council member and Joel as an honours student who doesn't like the way Jimmy runs things around the school.

As payback for the regulations Jimmy put up that Joel thought was stupid, Joel does these elaborate 'The Office' style pranks on Jimmy (specifically) while Jimmy retaliates by trying his best to dig up dirt on Joel. This banter goes on for a while— however Joel ends up doing the pranks less as a statement, and instead more just to see how Jimmy would react... with his comical, cartoony villain yells, and... weirdly cute face....? (YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI)

very very old au drawings below:

from July 2023

😭😭 joel does NOT look like a highschooler here 😭😭😭😭 (i also wanted to draw angst in the first two ig idk a year later it's pretty cringe [i am still cringe]) (also partially inspired by when I read "Go for it, Nakamura!" and the mc reminded me of joel for no actual reason. or maybe i was just thinking about that manga while drawing smallidarity. idk)

from November 2022:

I think these doodles were genuinely the first instance of me converting from being against mcyt shipping to for shipping LMAOO

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Reyna: So what are your pronouns?

Lester: What do you mean my pronouns?

Reyna: They’re indicative of but not exclusive to your gender identity

Lester: Stop swearing at me.

Reyna: Can I refer to you with they/them?

Lester: But my name is Apollo

Reyna, to Meg: What pronouns do you use for Apollo?

Meg: Oh, well he mainly responds to he/him, but you can also just call him loser.

[andy-clutterbuck]

ComicBook.com - 2024

[padfootastic]

Honestly Sirius learning about all the shit that’s happened to Harry at Hogwarts is gonna be so fucking funny cause like, there’s no way Harry’s gonna be able to remember everything and tell it all in chronological order, so Sirius is going to be having heart attacks over what Harry had told him, and THEN Harry makes an off handed comment about like, Dobby’s bludger and Lockhart vanishing the bones is his arm and Sirius just. Bluescreens. And Harry’s like “sorry I forgot to tell you that, it’s just one of the minor things that sort of gets forgotten about, ykwim?” And Sirius has to suppress a scream. Harry. Harry. How the fuck is something like that minor. What the fuck is going on.

ok no but this is actually how it’s gonna go down haha ( or atleast how i picture it in my head lol) like harry’s trying to give his godfather the highlights, but it stands to reason he’ll miss out on (or deliberately omit) certain facts but because our kid has developed a hide of dark humor wrapped around his trauma, he WILL drop it in casual conversation one day. sirius is praying to james and lily every single day like ‘raising a kid cannot be this hard can it??? you two couldn’t be normal even in this one thing???’

this is (yet another snippet hehe ‘m on a roll tonight) how i lowkey wanted the basilisk thing to come out 🙈 just. harry is thinking of economics and sirius is like??? why is my baby??? thinking of basilisks??? with such familiarity???

harry hummed in thought. “sirius.”

“hm?”

“say, is there any use a basilisk has around these parts?”

harry could feel the way sirius slowly turned towards him, incredulity rolling off him in waves.

“what”

“a dead one, of course’

‘oh yes, of course, how obvious, how silly of me to think otherwise,” sirius snapped, sarcastic in the face of his confusion.

harry could only smile at seeing his badly hidden panic. it was always such a treat to discombobulate the man, because he was so irritatingly composed most of the time. harry had to get his kicks in where he could.

“so, is there?” he asked again when a few minutes passed without answer.

[vani-candy]

i love the burrito baby they posted on the subreddit

[starlitshoals]

[beanghostprincess]

Help I just finished the usopp v luffy fight and now I'm crying (I know what happens later and I knew this was coming but still)

I can give you a hug, a gun, or a therapist. I personally recommend the first one because I don't have money for a therapist and you need to live to keep watching the show so. Yeah. Do you want a hug-

[crumpet-doodles]

Damn do you like the lore?

YES??? IF- IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED???

THIS IS ACTUALLY A BETTER PLOTLINE THAN WHATEVER TSAMS HAS CURRENTLY GOING ON, SO-

I'LL PROBABLY BE REBLOGGING LITERALLY ALL YOU TOON AU STUFF DJDKDJDJDKFJFND

SORRY I'M VERY NORMAL ABOUT IT-

(I stopped watching TSAMS after Solar died because my heart actually can't take it, he was one of my biggest comfort characters in a long time djdkdkdk-)

[beantothemax]

So. I just beat Hikari’s chapter 1. and.. omg

[sorry-but-no-sorry]

*pointing at Leon, Chris, Wesker, Krauser and Carlos*

You are fricking- human tanks.

Plus

✨Luis✨

I’m rocking with Luis because he could have rocked with them

[mazu-art]

Persona 4 Manga or something

[stormypip7]

superb kerb

[zipitmythicalsunset]

Local Moon Moose God entertains tiny Jack o lantern Calamari whilst he is sick

I never realize how massive she is until she picks up a bean with one arm.

Giant Moon moose god

Yami by @yamitsuki-devillie

Eclipse and prompts by @intistone

[kakusu-shipping]

Once again writing mini fics for S/Is I' haven't even posted abouts for but shhh me brain thoughts be rolling. We let them roll.

Forget Me Not

Digimon Adventure Canon non-conforming Self Insert mini fic about Joe and his Mom, me.

"Mom?" Joe swung the door to his apartment open and found no shoes in the entry way.

That wasn't surprising, this time of day his father would be at work, and his mother's caretaker, a nice nursing student who lives in their building named Jim, would be in class.

The schedules should fit perfectly so his mother is never home alone, so he comes home from school just as Jim is leaving for his classes. But then Joe had to be selfish and go on the school trip, worse get sucked into another world.

"Mom?" Joe repeated, a little louder as he closed the door behind him, "It's Joe. I'm home." Joe doubted his mom had remembered he'd gone away to camp so he didn't bother mentioning that he'd come home early. He began searching the apartment's rooms for his mother.

She wasn't in her bedroom, or Joe's, or his father's. She wasn't in the bathroom or the kitchen or the living room. Joe began to worry she'd gone out somewhere, walking the city streets unsupervised. He bit his finger as he paced back into the living room, considering the ramifications of interrupting his dad at work, when he finally found her.

"Mom!" Joe spoke louder than he meant to, though he knew he wasn't supposed to shout around his mother, as he pulled the door to the balcony open. He grabbed her arm tight, in a way that would usually startle her terribly, and was surprised to find her stock still, staring over the city.

"Mom, sorry I'm a little late, but I'm home now..." Joe started, trailing off when he was the dull look in his mom's usually shining brown eyes, "Mom...?"

She looked to him, her face blank, her stare empty, and spoke in a confused tone, "Who... are you...?"

Joe sat up from his sleeping position, quickly slapping both hands over his mouth to muffle his own panic. His body shook as his eyes quickly searched his surrounding area.

Around him were trees and dirt and a lake and his friends and their digimon, all comfortably sleeping on the ground, using their arms and rocks and tree roots as pillows. He was still in the Digital World.

Joe cautiously released his hands from his mouth and took a shaking breath, pulling his knees to his chest. He counted quietly to himself his friends, their names, and their Digimon, one by one.

"Joe?" Gomamon whispered with a yawn, pulling himself out of the emergency food ration bag, "What are you doing...?"

"Nothing." Joe spoke as quiet and evenly as he could, which wasn't much of either, and pulled his knees tighter to his chest, "Go back to sleep."

Gomamon did not go back to sleep and instead pulled himslef over to Joe with another yawn, laying his head on the kid's thigh, "Sure don't sound like nothin'"

"doesn't sound like nothing." Joe corrected, loosening his hold on his knees to let Gomamon on his lap, "...I'm keeping tally.."

"Tally?"

"Of everyone in our group."

"Why?"

Joe hesitated answering that for a moment, adjusting Gomamon to sit upright on his lap, knees still bent.

"So I don't forget them..."

Gomamon tilted his head, "How could you forget them, you're all friends and you spend every day together?"

"I know," Joe gave a weak chuckle, "It's irrational, stupid... It just makes me feel better..."

"Why are you really counting, Joe?" Gomamon asked in that way that Digimon seem to do when they know the answer, but know you don't, or if you do you don't want to talk about it. Joe had seen Palmon and Gabumon do so before, though he was sure it flew over Mimi and Matt's heads.

He didn't really consider himself smarter than them for catching this quick in their partners, just part of being older, of being raised by his father.

Joe sighed, maybe it would be nice to tell someone, and who better than Gomamon? ...Well lots of people better than Gomamon, but none here right now.

"You know how we were all talking about Highton View Terrace, the apartment we all lived at and saw that big Digimon fight four years ago?"

Gomamon nodded, "Uh-huh?"

"Well, just before that happened, my mom and I were out getting groceries to make dinner. We ate really late back then because my dad came home from work late and he wanted us to eat all together as a family."

"So your mom saw the fight too?"

Joe shook his head, "No she...." Joe pulled his knees closer, squishing Gomamon into his chest, "I don't remember it well but... my mom got hurt right at the start of the fight... really badly... protecting me from falling debris..."

Joe started to tear up. He quickly whipped his glasses off and rubbed his eyes harshly.

"E-Ever sense then she's- She hasn't been the same. She struggles to remember things, and she's always stumbling and dr-dropping stuff. She can't cook anymore, she can't use ch-chopsticks she-"

Gomamon's paws pulled Joe's arm from his eyes, tears streamed down his cheeks. Gomamon very gently wiped them with his claws.

Joe sniffled, "I'm scared, Gomamon... Wh..What if I finally get home and... my mom she..... she doesn't... remember me?"

"That won't happen, Joe, you're her son. She has to remember you." Gomamon smiled, wrapping his paws around Joe's neck in a hug, "You're super memorable too, cause you're such a worry-wort, and really caring and considerate, and really loud. It'd be hard to forget you even if you were apart for years."

Joe hugged tightly onto Gomamon, burring his face in the Digimon's shoulder. He sniffled, "Thanks, Gomamon..."

"Mom?" Joe swung the door to his apartment open and found no shoes in the entry way.

He shouldered off the bag he'd stored Gomamon in and took off his shoes before entering, "Mom? Jim? I'm home early from camp.... Dad?"

Joe paced the apartment as Gomamon wiggled himself free of the emergency ration bag, finding no one inside. Joe considered maybe Jim had taken his mom on a walk, or his dad had taken her to work with him.

By the time Joe paced himself back into the living room Gomamon had joined him. "Is that her?" He asked, gesturing his paw to the open balcony door where a woman with short white hair stood in a dull orange sweater and loose lounge pants.

Joe froze, staring at his mother's back on the balcony. The fear of being forgotten resurfaced, fear worse than any digimon had brought out of him yet. He gripped tightly on the front of his sweater vest, head racing.

He needed a plan. He needed to approach her in a non threatening way just encase she has forgotten, and he needed to stay between her and the phone to keep her from panic calling someone encase she thinks he broke into the house, and he needs to be able to get himself and Gomamon back out the door quickly to wait for his dad to come home, and he needs somewhere he can call his friends should anything about the eighth child come up and and they need to reach him, and-

"HI THERE MRS. JOE'S MOM I'M GOMAMON!"

Gomamon shouted as he launched himself across the floor at Joe's mother, who turned at the sound of his voice and just managed to catch him.

"G-Gomamon you can't startle her like that- M-Mom I'm so sorry about-" Joe fumbled to follow after Gomamon, reaching to take the digimon from his mother in a panic.

"Joe-Bean!" Joe's mom's eyes were a chocolate brown that shined almost red in the sun, even behind her thick glasses her excitement at seeing her son shone brightly. She quickly pulled the boy into a tight, squeezing hug, "Welcome home, Beanie! I missed you so much~" She cooed.

"O-Oh-!" Joe felt himself tear up, pressed against his mother and Gomamon, forgotten in her arms, "I... I missed you too, mom." He sniffed, hugging his mother back.

"'Beanie'?" Gomamon teased. Joe flushed and pushed himself out of his mother's hug, wiping his eyes before leading his mom back inside the apartment and closing the balcony door behind them.

His mom seemed surprised to realize she was holding Gomamon in her embrace along with her son, "Oh? What a cute friend you've brought back from camp, Beanie." She cooed, holding the Digimon out before her, "And what's your name, munchkin?"

"I'm Gomamon! It's nice to meet you, Mrs. Joe's Mom."

Joe's mom giggled, "You can just call me Emile, Gomamon. It's nice to meet you too." Emile watched as Joe walked into the kitchen, splashing water onto his face, "Beanie Baby your daddy left a voicemail for you for when you got back from camp."

"Okay," Joe called from the kitchen, rubbing his eyes and putting his glasses back on as he came back into the living room where his mom now sat on the floor with Gomamon on her lap, happily scratching at him like he were a cat.

Joe smiled and joined his mom on the floor, "I missed you..." He repeated as he leaned on her shoulder. His mother smiled and hugged him close.

"I missed you too, Joe-Bean."

The three sat on the tatami flooring the rest of the afternoon, as Joe told his mom everything about the Digital World, with Gomamon adding in a few quips here and there as well. Unsurprisingly, his mother believed every word, oohing and aahing at all the suspense and adventure he'd been on, praising him for being so brave and grown up, and cheering at the triumphant battles.

Joe wasn't sure how much of these stories she'd remember the next day, but he'd be happy to tell her them again. It helped him to remember them as well.

[blakes-cloudy-m1nd]

new oc

New oc

NEW OC

yes i know i make too much but like, i swear this is going to actually be used- Blake, Jackson, and Aiden are gonna be the three mainly used characters of mine