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Im so sorry I thought you were drawing Red with period cramps heelp
i need u to know i read this on break at work and had to do the rest of my shift thinking about this KJBSDJKFSDBJKFSDBJK
#im fuckin sobbing JKBSDJBKSDBJKFDSBJK#NO I WAS JUST CURSING HIM but also thats a curse for sure#i tried to trans his gender a few times for AUs but they never seem to work out fo rhim#he would rather explode ig#which is funny cuz i can easily trans my other OCs like andan#might play w the idea again some day#ask#doodle#sketch#sona#prince#cyclops#furry#anon#nc#did share this w my friends tho cuz it made me laugh but needed to draw something JKSDBKFBSDBJK
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They will never let him wear an accual nice going with the rest of the look wig will they
Please
Please one black wig
#mickey mouse#mouseverse#mickey mouse comics#mickey mouse and friends#mickey and friends#Mickey mouse- the perfect sucker#It was accualy translated to “the perfect crime”#But Ig the context changed in translation#He was accualy serving#If only not for that damn wig....right next to green and Orange too!#Its like they do this on purpose#Give him pretty clothes and colors for cross dressing#Then the ugliest wig you've ever seen#Istg they would just give him the neon piss colored wig if they could but theres a plot reason why its diffrent#I am drawing him a look myself at this point they'd rather explode than give him that black wig
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I am under the firm belief that they would be friends if they somehow met
#but at the same time#Allope is a chaotic 7 year old who acts as a best friend to everyone#spoilers ig#I think if it wasn’t for Fred she could calm down Cliff#Cliff would still be shut off but not explode#finally a lighthearted post about the Dragon’s Lair part#also the Dirk deaf theory came to me for this reason#I sort of headcanoned (in my own story?) that she’s projecting to relate herself more to a ‘hero’#as he might resemble herself or people she knows in some ways#it’s a ‘headcanon’ because I would rather people interpret it the way they want and also it was an afterthought that doesn’t affect the sto#ry#however it does kinda affect the ‘horrible demise’ thing because that was aimed personally at her#insert 25¢ to continue#dragon's lair#sketch#infodump
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Hi pookie <33 Did you drink water or have any food today? if not please go do so and then read my req, health is important <33 Okay so for my req, I would like hcs and/or scenarios w ranpo, chuuya, sigma, and anyone else you want, with a reader who felt very hot and uncomfortable at night due to hot weather, and thus decided to sleep w/o a shirt, and obvi wearing pants and all that but instead of a shirt she's just wearing smth like a sports bra.
So basically, the reader's s/o gets all flustered and uncomfortable and shy and stuff and ask for permission to do normal stuff like "is it okay for me to hug you?" and "are you sure you're comfortable sleeping w/ me?" I feel like it would be so adorable asjkdaskjdksadj. (Also the reasoning behind this very specific, I was feeling rlly hot one day at night so i took off my hoodie and slept like that, and my mind went "hmm...this could be a great prompt" so yeah ;-;) I also would not like any nsfw content ig bc it makes me super uncomfortable, i live for fluff <33 You don't need to take this req if you don't want to, I hope you're doing well and wish a lovely night/day to you <33 stay safe <33
i can stay, if you want?
synopsis - after particular warm nights, you decide to shed some clothing - how do they react?
includes - ranpo, chuuya, sigma
warnings - gn!reader, fluff, slight crack, reader is gn but mentions bra once, reader is mentioned to be shirtless, wc - 855
a/n: hi! health is important! i have had food and water and if you're reading this make sure you have aswell! stay safe yourself <3
ranpo edogawa ★↷
the agencies accomodations weren't exactly a five star hotel but no one complained as they did there purpose. but the most common problem for them was the heat - they weren't exactly well ventilated. most often had to purchase their own or put in a request but not ranpo.
ranpo cared little for the heat. while he disliked it, it didn't bother him that much. but when you began sharing with him it became noticeably warmer inside the small rooms.
and when one particular night became rather humid it affected the both of you. the shared futon was stripped of most bedding and even that didn't really help seeing as ranpo was very clingy. he always said that he couldn't get to sleep if he wasn't cuddling you or you were cuddling him. even if ypu were sweating.
so the solution you came up with was taking of a few layers. temporarily ripping ranpo off you to take off your shirt. ranpo didn't really clock back on until you layed back down next to him. and when he realised his face exploded into red, he was glad it was so dark.
while you weren't exactly naked as you had pants on and a bra should you wear one, but it made him slightly unsure wether he could still hug you. you noticed this hesitation and simply laughed at him saying something along the lines off 'its still fine if you want to cuddle' and that's all he needed.
he quickly got over his flustered state and snuggled back into you. he still was slightly embarrassed in the morning but very quickly learned not to be so embarrassed.
chuuya nakahara ★↷
when you first moved into chuuya's residence you were quite impressed. you were well aware that he made quite the pretty penny but this really hammered the idea home. literally. so it was no surprise that durong warmer day's and night's the rooms were quite well ventillated.
chuuya wasn't the fan of heat. while he wouldn't be picky and most the time didn't mind, sometimes the heat made him sweat a bit too much and he started getting that uncomfortable crawling feeling. but he still never prefered it.
but nothing could prepare either of you for some really warm nights. and there wasn't much else to do about it. even when all duvets and extra blankets were discarded it still felt uncomfortablly warm for you. so while you were getting ready for bed you decided you could do without the top.
you didn't think much about it as you still had most clothes on but the minute you stepped into the shared bedroom you didn't anticipate chuuya's reaction. and you didn't notice. mainly because even though his face was flushed with red he didn't say anything.
he felt as if he couldn't and he didn't even notice himself become hesitant to cuddle you, not until you asked if something was wrong. he simply coughed out a 'are you sure your still comfortable with that?'. you giggled to yourself before saying a simple 'of course'.
while he wasn't entirely comfortable yet, he did really want to hug you. so he did and very soon he got over it and if you continued to do this everytime it got too warm, he would always ask first.
sigma ★↷
he always was so hesitant about every little detail of your relationship. he wanted it all to be absolutely perfect and you had to keep reminding him that as sweet as that was it's not always obtainable. so moving in together was planned to an absolute T.
even when you proposed sleeping in the same room was enough for him to panic. he wanted to, but he was scared to rush things even if you proposed the idea. but you two eventually got there even if he was very flustered at first.
sigma was never one for heat. it made him uncomfortable and while one of the first things he ever saw was a desert, he still disliked it. so the warmer the nights got the more hesitant he was too sleep in the same room seeing as the heat that radiated of both of you could be suffocating.
yet you never minded, perhaps you both settled for a fan or rid the room of any duvets or blankets but eventually you convinced him it was alright. but ot was still overbearing for you.
so much so that you weren't even thinking when you sat up and peeled off your top layer. the action woke sigma and he had to double take to properly register the fact you were indeed now shirtless. if he wasn't embarrassed before, he was now.
he immediately scooted over scared he might cross a boundary like this. and when you asked him what's wrong he responded with 'are you sure your still comfortable hugging me?'. you smiled to yourself and told him 'of course'.
though he was still hesitant and his faced remained red, he continued as before. and even when he woke in the morning before you he got reminded of the situation and got very embarrassed very quickly again.
#x reader#x gender neutral reader#bsd x reader#bsd x gender neutral reader#bungo stray dogs x reader#bungo stray dogs x you#bsd x you#bsd ranpo#ranpo x reader#bsd chuuya#chuuya x reader#bsd sigma#sigma x reader
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Superstar A Roman Reigns One Shot
Warnings: Smut, Language, Oral sex (m&f recieving), OC
Word Count: 1,850
OC: __maleeyah on IG
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"I can't believe afrobeat has come this far" I say grinning from ear to ear "A few years ago nobody really knew what it was". My brothers and long time friend Burna Boy sit on the sofa while I put the finishing touches on my makeup. "I mean we're about to take over the stage at the BET Awards" I continue. This year has been so busy for me, tours, award shows, and now a WWE contract under my belt, how could this year get any better? I've released an album with my childhood best friend Damini a.k.a Burna boy, life is great. Just a few years ago I was a girl in Nigeria, broke with a dream. "Sade, the world is yours Ifemi (my love)" Burna Boy says grinning at me. He's always been like another one of my brothers, encouraging and annoying all at the same time. We hear a knock at the door, my eldest brother gets up to open it, we're not expecting anyone.
He opens the door, revealing Triple H. "Hi! Hunter!" I say enthusiastically. Behind him trails a few WWE superstars that I've invited to the show to see me perform. "Come in!" I say standing up. "Thank you so much for the invite, we're all excited to see the performance" He says as he and the superstars walk in. Last behind him is Roman Reigns, with that brooding look he always had on his face. I've been under contract for a few months now and never come across him in the flesh. Hunter introduces the boys and I to all of the superstars. "You look nice" Roman says smoothly, his face still brooding but slightly softened. "Thank you" I feel warmth run across my brown cheeks and that flutter in my stomach, you know the kind you feel right before you get on a ride at an amusement park.
"It's almost time for us to go on, we'd better get going" Burna boy says standing and gesturing for me to leave the room. "It was nice meeting you all, enjoy the show!" I say with a smile, but locking eyes on Roman. Our attire is casual, I sport loose cargo pants and a fitted crop top, white forces on my feet. Burna Boy wears jeans and a loose T Shirt that at some point would come off because it always did. I inhale heavily as he runs out to start the performance. Soon it's my turn and I run out to a roaring crowd, Roman and the other superstars front and center. It feels like my heart is going to explode or beat right out of my chest. The venue is full of roaring screams and the beat of our platinum record. I whine my hips and move to the beat of the song, Roman's eyes locked on my, still stoic in expression.
We finish our three song performance and run off stage. I'm shaking with adrenaline as I jump into Burna Boy's arm. "Oh my god Damini we really just did that shit! Iyanu! (amazing)" I scream. "We did! Did you hear the crowd?" He replies with a grin. Soon we are met again by Hunter and the superstars, all congratulating us and complimenting our performance. I lock eyes with the very tall Roman Reigns, secretly waiting on him to say something to me. His eyes study me the way you would the night before an exam... Up and down slowly while he hold his universal championship across his broad shoulder. I can't help but stare back, taking in all of his 6'3 frame. Burna Boy looks at both of us and chuckles before escorting Hunter and the others away to distract them, leaving Roman and I alone.
"You did great out there" He says interrupting the silence. "Thank you, that means a lot" I say, my eyes stopping at the obvious bulge in his pants. Quickly I bring my eyes back to his, hoping her didn't notice. His crooked smile proves he did indeed see me. "You look" He pauses, studying my body once again "good as hell". I feel my brown cheeks grow warm again. "You don't look half bad either" I reply. "I would rather see you without the outfit on though, if I'm being honest" He says boldly with a smirk. i'm both taken aback and turned on by his boldness, but this is Roman Reigns after all... What was i expecting? "Take me to your room and convince me to let you see" I reply back boldly.He shooks me a smirk and a quiet chuckle before taking my hand and leading the way. --
He opens the door to his room, it smells like he just sprayed cologne. He sits his title on the bedside table, and we sit on the bed. The sexual tension between the two of is quickly fills the room. He softly grabs my face and pulls me into a passionate kiss. I'm already craving him. His soft lips press against mine, I put my hand on the now even bigger bulge I had seen earlier. "Make me want to show you what's under here" I whisper. I feel that smirk creep across his lips again. He unbuckles my pants, sliding his warm hand under my panties and begins rubbing my already throbbing clit. A soft moan escapes my lips, almost in relief that he's touching me. He slides his tongue into my mouth, still circling my clit with his big fingers. Our lips smack together with passion, tongues dancing around each other slowly.
"Convinced?" Roman's deep voice vibrates through my eardrums. "I am" I say biting my lip. He softly pulls at my clothing, encouraging me to slip out of it while he does the same. His big brown eye dig into me like daggers. He slowly shifts his weight on top of me causing me to end up laying on my back. His eyes studying my body like they had earlier on in the night. He presses his warm lips onto mine again, this time I gently bite his bottom lip when we pull away. I can feel the blood rushing through my body while it anticipates what's coming next.
He trails slow soft kisses from my lips, to my neck, to my now sensitive breasts, ending at my throbbing vagina. "You're already wet" Roman says "We're just getting started baby girl". His words shoot through my body while he begins to softly massage my clit with his tongue. Up, down, and in circles he licks slowly but with preciseness. I squirm around unable to handle the sensation. "Don't run from me" He growls softly "Let daddy eat". I let out a loud moan, putting my hand on top of his head taking in a fist full of his long black hair. His tongue swirls perfectly around and around. His eyes meet mine again, this time they're dark with lust. This man is about to take my soul from me, and I would willingly give it to him a million times over.
My mouth drops open as I feel my body fill with the warm sensation of climax. I screech loudly as I close my thick thighs tightly around his head, he continues licking. "Oh my god! Fuck I-" I cut myself off panting, searching for my next breath. He sits up, licking his lips slowly before leaning over me again. He takes his time with everything, making sure he pleases me as if he gets off on seeing me squirm. "Good girl" He whispers in my ear with a smirk. I feel the warmth of his long thick member at the entrance of my vagina. He knows full well that he's teasing me. He kisses my neck while he grabs his member, massaging the entrance of my soaked vagina with it. "It seems like you want me bad" He whispers in my ear again just before pressing his length into me slowly. His eyes continue to study my body, up and down his eyes scan.
He exhales sharply "Damn you feel good" He growls. His member now soaked in my juices. He guides his hip back and forward slowly, deeply, and with passion. His hands meet my sensitive breasts, rolling my nipples between his fingers. "Fuck" I scream. Roman closes his eyes, enjoying every second of what's happening. Quiet groans escape his lips "Shit" He whispers. My juices drip onto the bed as he continues to stroke me, deep, hard, passionate. "You like that don't you" Roman growls "You like this dick?". My mouth is open but no words come out. "It's mine now huh?" He continues "Tell me it's mine". Our eyes meet again "It's yours!" I squeal
My body gets that warm feeling again before I reach my climax for the second time. Roman quickly pulls out of me as if he knows he's close but isn't quite done yet. My body is shaking with pleasure, Roman let's me catch my breath, standing in front of me. I look at his huge member, still covered in my juices and then at him. I want him in my throat. I crawl over to him and without hesitation I lick his lip. He lets out a quiet groan. I put his tip in my mouth, teasing him just a bit. "Keep it up you'll have cum on that pretty face of yours" He groans, pulling my hair back from my face. "I might like that" I rebuttal.
I slowly take his length into my mouth, Roman releasing a lustful sigh of relief. I open my jaw wide making sure I can fit all of him in my throat. I begin sucking moving my tongue around his pulsating member, sending him into a frenzy. I look up at Roman, just like he did to me earlier. Our eyes meet "Fuck! You're sexy" He growls lustfully. I softly grab his balls massaging them while I continue sucking him off, never breaking eye contact. His eyes full of shock and pleasure... Like he'd never had that done before. "Oh my god you're gonna fuck around and make me fall in love" Roman says, throwing his head back and groaning.
I feel his length start to twitch. I take him out of my mouth and tap the tip on my tongue ready to receive his load. He lets out a loud moan looking me in my eyes again with those cloudy lust filled eyes. He releases his load onto my tongue and in my mouth. I swallow it all without hesitation. His breathing labored. "Fuck Sade" He says breathing heavily. I smirk and stand up "That dick is mine now huh?" I reply. Roman smirks back "If you want it to be" He replies. As much as I wanted to go again, my body wasn't going to allow it. But..... I have access to him whenever I want since we'll be on smackdown together..... And the dick is mine, after all.
#wwe#roman reigns#wwe smut#wwe fic#roman reigns one shot#the bloodline#wwe oc#smut#smut fic#one shot#slow burn
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heyy I have a kinda embarrassing request, but could you do xikers reaction when they catch you staring at their abs/muscles?? 😭😭
NOT EMBARRASSING !!! ACTUALLY AMAZING !!!
XIKERS Catching you Admiring their Muscles
pairs: xikers x gn!reader
genre: fluff, crushing, mutual pining(?), shy babies, mutual dense idiots ig
word count: 2.3k
content: just a lot of shy blushes, descriptions of body parts(?)
a/n: decided to make the context more like crushing rather than an established relationship because im feeling very needy for shy pining heheheh
Minjae:
Wouldn't notice you peeking into the gym and admiring him as he does pull-ups at first, giving you a long free show of the way his biceps tense and relax with each pull-up, the sight having you red and weak
When he eventually does notice your head peeking through the door in one of the mirrors, he'd yell out an audible “HUH?!” before slipping from the pull-up bar and hitting the floor
He'd be so red as he asks how long you've been watching and he'd only go even more red as you respond with a series of um's and uh's
Would fake confidence as he lifts himself up from the floor, spouting things like “I don't blame you, I'm pretty ripped” with a cracking voice and shaky arms both from embarrassment and from doing pull-ups
Later he'd find you sitting alone and silently sit next to you before whispering to you and asking if you really did like watching him work out, to which he'd almost explode when you admit that you do and that you think he looks hot
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Junmin:
You'd walk into the gym to tell him something, maybe a message one of the other members wanted to give him, and you'd completely freeze up as your eyes land on his abs right in front of you
He'd be in the middle of taking his shirt off, confident he had the gym to himself, but once he has I fully over his head and can actually see a very jaw-dropped and flustered you standing in front of him, he's scrambling desperately to get his tank top back on
“Y/n!!” His voice would squeak out as he tangles himself in his shirt, stepping backwards and tumbling over his workout bag on the floor and landing with a hard thump
He'd eventually just give up, laying flat on the floor with his shirt covering his face and his abs still completely visible. You'd walk up to him slowly and he'd mutter something, asking what you were here for as his skin burns bright red from embarrassment
You'd recite whatever message you had for him and he'd just give a thumbs up, completely silent until he hears the door close again and knows you're gone. He'd be lucky if he can even get back into the right mindset to work out again
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Sumin:
You'd just be sitting on his bed on your phone, you and him being close enough that you hang out in his room daily, when he says something about exercising, a sentence you barely paid attention to until you glanced over to see him suddenly rolling his sleeves up, tying up his hair, and picking up one of the dumbbells he keeps in his room
You'd immediately look away, already flushed by how he looks simply with his hair tied up, but every so often you'd sneak glanced at him, eyes sticking to his biceps and the way sweat slips from them as he sits in the middle of the room doing curls
One glance would finally get you caught, you and him making eye contact and a smirk crawling onto his face as he notices how red you are. “Like what you see?” He'd ask to which you'd immediately jump to defend yourself through stutters and a cracking voice
He'd just chuckle, telling you that it's okay if you watch him, which would only make you even more flustered and you'd quickly stand and leave the room, giving some lame excuse about ‘giving him privacy’
Good thing you did, though, because as soon as your gone he's flat on his back, arm draped over his eyes as his ears burn red and various curses slip from his mouth
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Jinsik:
He'd always like to exercise in complete privacy, embarrassed by the thought of wanting to keep his body toned. Which is why he'd be doing his workout routine in the living room when he thinks he's alone in the dorm, the members scattered around the company building in practice rooms and vocal rooms
Although, he wasn't really alone. As he'd lift his shirt to wipe the sweat from his face, he'd be startled by a small squeak and drop his hand to see you standing at the edge of the room, red and frozen with a hand plastered over your mouth
He wouldn't even be able to say anything, just as frozen as you are and staring back at you like a deer in headlights. “I-I brought you some food…” you'd mutter, holding up a bag of takeout
He'd suddenly slap his hands over his face and turn around, not even able to face you as he tell you to put the takeout on the kitchen bench
Once you're finally out of the dorm and he's alone again, he'd just flop onto the couch, burying his face into a pillow and screaming as he kicks his feet against the soft cushions like the lovesick fool he is
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Hyunwoo:
You'd walk into the practice room, not expecting him to be in there on his own, but not surprised as you know he likes to make sure he keeps his dancing skills on par with the members
He wouldn't notice you there as he stretches, his muscular thighs peeking out from under the shorts he decided to wear that day and making your eyes widen in shock as you never realised quite how muscular his legs were
You'd try to quickly leave, embarrassed but also just not wanting to disturb him, but you'd accidentally flick the doorknob with your hand, the sound grabbing his attention. He'd simply just greet you, unaware of how flustered you were by his physique
He'd finally notice what was wrong when you look back at him, your eyes instinctively falling to his legs. He'd suddenly remember that he was stretching just moments ago and he'd start to go red as he realises that you were admiring him
He'd chuckle shyly, rubbing the back of his neck as it slowly got warmer. He'd insist with a shaky voice that you can stay and watch him, but he never expected you actually would, swallowing nervously as you take a seat on the floor to watch him dance. He'd be doomed to make 10 million mistakes that practice session, too distracted by the thought of you watching the way his body moves
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Junghoon:
You'd simply be sitting with him, maybe at a restaurant or something. Your arm would brush against his and you'd look down, suddenly noticing how toned his arm seemed and feeling your ears start heating up as your eyes trailed the vein that stretched up his forearm to where the sleeve on his t-shirt blocked his biceps from your view
You quickly look away, running a hand through your hair in an attempt to act casual. “I didn't realise you were still working out…being on break and all…” you'd mutter, earning a confused head tilt that you'd look back at him just in time to see
You'd continue fighting your blush as you poke at his bicep in an attempt to explain what you meant. Suddenly he'd roll up his sleeve and flex, completely and totally unaware of how your stomach is turning and your face is in flames by his actions
He'd start explaining about how even if he couldn't exercise his legs, he still wanted to keep the rest of his body fit, but each one of his words would enter one ear and leave the other completely burnt to a crisp from how hot your head felt as your eyes basically bore holes into his bicep
He'd eventually notice how completely out of it you are and just smirk softly, offering his arm to you and asking if you wanna feel it, a breath of amusement and adoration escaping his nose when you recoil away from him and curl into a ball of shyness and embarrassment
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Seeun:
You'd just be sitting at the edge of the practise room watching the boys practise the same choreography over and over again. But despite the fact that all 10 of them were there, your eyes would be stuck on Seeun, specifically on his toned calves as he goes through the difficult moves with ease
The way his calves flex and relax at various moments in the choreography would have you completely mesmerised and you'd be surprised at how you never noticed how nice they were
You'd be so caught up in your own thoughts that you'd still be staring even as he approaches you, you somehow not even noticing that the music had turned off and the members had split off to the many corners of the room to either practise on their own or rest for a moment
A subtle chuckle would break your from your spell and you'd crane your neck up to see him smirking down at you, him making it very obvious that he noticed your gawking
He'd simply crouch down in front of you as you start to burn bright red from the embarrassment, patting your head and throwing various teasing phrases at you as you fought yourself not to glance at how his calves were flexed even as he just crouched like this
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Yujun:
It'd be the first time you noticed Yujun's biceps and how muscular he is despite being the baby of the group. You'd just casually walk past where he was doing pull-ups on the bar they have in the hallway, seeing how exhausted he was and opening your mouth to ask if he wanted a drink or anything
That's when your jaw would drop as he'd run one of his hands up his bicep, pushing the sleeve of his shirt up while flexing and observing his own muscles with a hard gaze. You'd freeze up seeing how truly muscular he is, something you never ever expected from him
He'd suddenly noticed you standing there, cheeks red and mouth open in awe as you stared at his arm. He'd quickly blush and hide his arm behind him like he was caught with something he wasn't supposed to have and stutter out a question as to why you were standing there
You wouldn't even answer his question, too enraptured by what you saw that you'd reach out and grab his arm, poking at his bicep and openly gawking as his breath quickly caught in his throat and he turned his head away from you attempting and failing to hide just how shy and flustered he was
He'd lay awake that night just thinking about the way your face looked as you admired him and the way your fingers felt on his skin. His giddy kicking of the mattress would earn him a well deserved scolding from Jinsik, his tired bunk mate
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Hunter:
He'd be walking past the living room when he notices you sitting alone on the couch staring at your phone. He'd sneak up behind you, concocting a plan in his head to spook you until he gets close enough to see what you're looking at
He'd fail to stifle a smirk and a slight blush as he watches you shamelessly pausing and zooming in on a video of him performing die for you at one of the concerts. Specifically pausing and zooming at the exact moment he lifts his shirt
He'd chuckle and you'd quickly swivel around, slamming your phone down against the couch so hard that you honestly could've broken it. Your face would be flaming red as you scramble to explain to him what you were doing, him pretty much in tears with laughter at the situation
Once you've finally calmed down and he's gotten a hold of his hysterical laughter, he simply pats your head and says “you know you don't have to look at pictures when you have the real thing right here” his other hand moving to the hem of his shirt before you quickly grab it and hold it down, almost falling over the back of the couch in the process
He'd simply burst out laughing again as you're suffering from how hot you're burning up. For the rest of the day you'd refuse to look at him, any kind of interaction he'd try and make with you earning a petty pout and cold shoulder. But he doesn't care, he thinks its cute
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Yechan:
He'd be the last one up in the morning and the members would end up sending you to his room to wake him up. You'd knock on his door, calling his name softly because you think he might be still asleep. You'd get a little louder when there was no response, assuming he must be sleeping hard but not wanting to enter the room and disturb his privacy
After a while, you'd give up, becoming impatient with how heavy of a sleeper he seemed to be. Though, when you open the door, your eyes meet his bare back as he stretches and reaches for the shirt hung over the back of his desk chair
You'd audibly gasp, causing him to turn around, eyes meeting your jaw dropped and bright red face as he smirks playfully at you. Your eyes would fall to his toned stomach, visible now that he's facing you and making him giggle teasingly
After a while of you just standing there and staring, he'd say “have you got a good enough look? Can I put my shirt on now?” in a teasing tone, causing you to stutter out some gibberish about the fact you ‘weren't even looking’ and ‘didn't care’ before slamming the door
You literally wouldn't be able to hold eye contact with him for the rest of the day, all while he's trying his absolute best to be as close to you as possible, knowing you're still thinking about him and loving how flustered you get when he's around
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I watched the second fma Netflix adaptation. Here’s the best of my notes:
They had the whole fma original soundtrack to use for this movie and tHEY DIDNT??
Purification arts of Xing?? Just call it Alcehestry like they do in the show?? (No I didn’t spell it right I was noting stuff as I went and didn’t look it up)
Okay the weird pause before Lan Fan pulled out the smoke bomb…
ITS AN ACTUAL BOMB?????
Lots of weird pauses and slow-mo’s to mimic anime fights but it reads weird as live action and I don’t like it
HUGHES THANK FUCK PLEASE MAKE THIS LESS WEIRD
Wtf never mind hi envy with your shit ass wig (I forgot they killed off Hughes in the first one 😭😭)
LAN FAN BODIED HIM LMAO
Ed really be like “you do you ig”
“Yeah people exploding today!” Is my favorite line so far. (English Captions with Japanese audio; this was the train hijacker guy from fma 03)
Ed’s expression when Mustang shows up is the most in character thing I will say that (after train stuff)
I will say they did better on characterization this time around I feel like they’re close to the actual characters
But it’s hard to get close to them since they aren’t, well, animated characters. Trying not to judge too harshly.
Not terrible so far actually
Okay nevermind about the cgi WHAT IS WITH XIAOMEI
“I mean, we’re just some decent human beings.” -Ed who wanted to leave Mei behind
GO OFF MEI YEAHHHH TELL HIM THE BITCH
Okay we’re gonna have a really awkward explosion-over-short moment that just will not work because it isn’t animated
GIRLIE ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE
Mei being a bitch back is warranted
They be running
“You’ll never catch me, tiny rice man!” -Mei (rice man?)
The dialogue being altered where Ed says he doesn’t have a god to pray to before scar kills him bothers me
I like Alphonse’s movements on the ground when he’s incapacitated, I think the cgi works well there
Hi Mustang good on you for saving your pseudo sons
Riza with the side eye lmao
The slowmo’s again like hello
ARMSTRONG HIIIII You look really fuckin weird tho But HIIIIII
Okay the flexing I can do without thanks it looks weird
Yes Breda why is he shirtless
The red eyes don’t look good either. (For scar)
N ow see why wouldn’t you put in a leitmotif for the brothers theme in this scene with Ed and Al and instead just put in sad piano that sounds vaguely similar to it
WHERES THE LINE ABOUT THEM BEING BROKEN BUT ALIVE WHY WOULD YOU CHANGE THAT
Riza being the best and putting her coat over Ed >>>>
Mustang go comfort your son’s PLEASE
Okay just ignore that I’m on the found family train
Girlie that looked like a bad PowerPoint presentation WHY WOULD YOU DO IT LIKE THAT?? (The part where the officer shot the ishvallen child)
Gluttony… hi… again…. Can’t wait for your cgi…. (It didn’t look as bad tbh)
Sorry but with the military uniform off and just the white collared shirt he looks LIKE A DAD LIKE CMON (Mustang)
“You’ve grown… at least I think.” -Hoenhiem, observational genius
“I think I like this scene better than canon a bit actually? Cause Ed gets to express his emotions more than just calling him a bastard
Okay Hoenhiem just ignore him??
Uh oh they have to walk back together
“Our hair matches :D” -Hoenhiem
Ed immediately takes his out of the ponytail
Im not gonna lie I chuckled at that
Also I love seeing Ed with his hair down we don’t get enough of that
“stop following me” -Ed
“we’re going to the same place? 😥” -Hoenhiem
Okay we’re talking about Xerxes instead of Ed and Al’s mom or…?
And the bitch is gone
YOURE GOING TO XERXES WITH AUTOMAIL YOU DUMBASS YOURE GONNA OVERHEAT
Ooooo love the look of Xerxes ruins
Awwww Winry’s parents :D we get more of them
They’re gonna die tho and I hate that :(
This is gonna be so hard wrenching actually-
GIRL IM GONNA CRY
5 minutes into Central and you’re already causing trouble, good job Ed
Al I feel like has the weakest characterization so far in this adaptation he’s just reacting to stuff rather than doing stuff as far as I’ve seen
Scar when Winry is having a breakdown🧍
Ruhroh Winry’s got a gun
Okay the slowmo makes more sense here
Ed saves the day :D
Also we finally see scars brother after getting no context on him
Good acting on Lan Fan’s part
Also why is this calling her Ran Fan? Is that a dub thing (they called Ling “Lin” but this was all in the captions so I’m confused)
“King Bradley is a Homonculus” very serious Ling “hUh.” -Ed
Any Mustang and Hughes content is good Mustang and Hughes content I don’t make the rules
Also it’s good they didn’t change the layout of Riza’s explanation montage for Ishval because it works really well in canon and translated pretty well to live action
Riza and Roy’s speeches near the end >>>
Oh great the bros are gonna try and catch scar alone this can only end well
Well they definitely didn’t catch him
WINRY HOW TF ARE YOU HERE??
MUSTANG WHY TF ARE YOU HERE???
Oh hi Riza :D
Mustang’s like “let ur gf speak to him if she wants like damn”
Ed’s like “bb girl if he says anything shitty I’ll fight for you”
WINRY GIRLBOSS LUV HER
“Hell no I don’t forgive you for shit, but I’m gonna patch you up anyway.” -Winry
Okay cool message, someone must endure pain if it means they can prevent further suffering and cycles of violence
Uh oh Gluttony escaped
He be runnin
YEAH ED AND AL SAVE UR DAD
YEAH SCAR SAVE WINRY
YEAHHHHHH
“Wait I won’t leave you behind” MUSTANG BEING A DAD AHEGWIWNWN
“Colonel your fight is elsewhere” SCREAMING
Oh hi envy
ED SAVINF LING
and they got eaten lmao
Yay we’re all trapped in Gluttony’s stomach :D
Envy is so cynical what a bitch lol
“Tf is a portal of truth 🧍” -Ling
Oh great we’re gonna get cgi envy this will go well right?
EW
Could be worse but
EW
Conclusion: it was okay. There were parts I genuinely liked. There are things that also bug me to no end. The soundtrack from the original series would’ve fit way better and a lot of times it sounded like an off brand marvel track. Acting and cgi was a lot better (at times.) An improvement on the first one, and a semi-worthwhile watch if you have nothing else to do and you like fma. Cannot and will never be a substitute for the original obviously. Seems like less of a cash grab and more of a genuine effort this time which I appreciate. Overall? 6.5/10
(Lemme know if y’all want my full notes version because it has way more of me screaming and being goofy)
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Hi! First off, thank you very much for answering my earlier asks; I really appreciate that you put in the time and thought to answer my questions. Secondly, I wanted to ask, how do you think the wizards would take it if they had been sentenced to Lightrock rather than Omega? (I think I have also asked this question of another blog, but I’m kinda hooked on the idea.) Thank you very much!
Hiii again!! You're so welcome too! I love answering asks and putting some energy into them, even if that means they take me a sec sometimes djskshsj I get to it eventually stinkyexhaust if you're out there-
And to answer the second part; Honestly I kinda vibe with the idea, I think about it sometimes, briefly. But that's because I'm biased and I simply don't want them to be frozen for eternity. Or for however long the comics kept them there before making them work for some guy and eventually imprisoning them in Solaria boo boo tomato. Absolutely YOINKED them from their planet, which ig Lightrock would also do. But like. That's different.
How would they take it though? Hmmmm yeah probably beats Omega, if only because they're together and able to talk to each other. Hopefully. Unless they're separated. I think Ogron would struggle the most, he's still experiencing some very strong emotions of the angry sort- but I feel like he'd eventually be fine as long as he's with Gantlos and Anagan who are TIRED. And in mourning. Ogron will get there too. Is Lightrock the absolute perfect solution for them that will fix all their problems though? Will they straight up vibe there without any issues? No!! But I really don't think they're as kill kill destroy as modern Winx writing is trying to sneak in there, they can be civil! At least for as long as it would take to get the "yeah lol they're fine now" stamp of approval so they can be on their way, which I think is the end goal? It's a rehabilitation thing right, those aren't permanent usually, I don't think.
Y'know who really could've used Lightrock. When we give it a minute of thought.
HE. HIM. THAT THING.
You're telling me this SICK man, who had been feverishly yapping away on your couch just minutes prior, DARES to speak the words "Who says I want to recover?", proceeds to reveals big evil plan (it actually being true aside for a moment) and you decide to KILL him where he stands as he BEGS for his life?? Bit overkill tbh. Yeah imprison the other ones but just explode the dying one, kill him faster! The medical bills just weren't worth it huh
Also?? Imagine there was no evil plan, and he really was just delusional and saying shit again. Could we perhaps say? Medical malpractice? Hm?
Really if any of the 4 were to be put in Lightrock, realistically it should be him?? This was him canonically going insane fam, please get him some therapy or something he'll be fine. Probably. BONUS POINTS if they'd let him stay in the bat form, I'd really like that and I'm not getting into the logistics of it. Just make sure his wings have room to move :(( I pinky promise he won't try to fly away pls :(( I don't think he even could pls pls :(( Y'all have security measures in place :((
#shout out to the french fic that teleported him to therapy land#real af for that fr#they gave him a room and everything#it's so silly but i appreciate things like that#this one feels very rambly#i didn't sleep well sjsksk#been out and about today!!#winx club#winx season 4#winx villains#wizards of the black circle#winx ogron#winx gantlos#winx anagan#winx duman#answered ask
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KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER. REPOST, DO NOT REBLOG !!
NAME: da name is miles. sometimes called kilometers as a joke , ive had the alias satan before ( stemming from the hetalia rpc from all things , we don't talk about that era ) and uh. yeah ? milays. a single mile.
PRONOUNS: he / they baybee.
PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION: usually discord but if i would rather keep distance until i can figure if we can get some dynamics going it'll likely be through the tags of posts or tumblr im's.
NAME OF MUSE(s): man. looks at my roster. c'mon now LOL. go here to find out but my main braincell has lumine in it thank u
BEST EXPERIENCE: thinking emoji. probably running into jamey and those currently in my affiliates and developing various oc's and interconnecting plots and stuff that have found their way to the dash itself. its been super uber fun thank u.
RP PET PEEVES / DEALBREAKERS:
honesty when it comes to communication if something isn't a vibe to write anymore. it doesn't save fact not to say anything , it just makes situations even more dire or worse since it begins to pent up and then explode into something really bad. just be honest with what you do wanna write vs what you don't wanna write anymore. while yeah it might upset some people .. lack of communication isn't a price to pay for losing friendships or wild shit going down.
singleshipping. i can't due to trauma. and those who give the vibes that my muse interpretation is theirs and only there's but in a way that makes it uncomfortable ? miss me with that, thanks.
MUSE PREFERENCES: those that have gone through shit but are still able to be kind in some capacity even though it would've been understandable to see them crack and be cruel. characters with morally gray morals and don't see the world as a black and white slate. muses that are also full of sunshine and are innocent and haven't gone through the world to ruin that for them. characters that have a position of power or have immense power themselves and will do anything in their power to keep others safe. sad dads. old men who are tired.
PLOTS OR MEMES: to begin things i'm usually partial to memes to get things going just due to my own braincell being unsure just yet but once things get going and im like waow this is super cool and will work . . plots fr. both are good and fun but something tickles when i can plot af.
LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: both. sometimes i wanna just do itty bitty meme responses and sometimes im totes down to clown with long form replies that are 1k words long or smth.
BEST TIME TO WRITE: honestly whenever. late in the afternoon into the evening sometimes flies more but its very ??? just dependent on my mood ig. sometimes i'll write 4 things then take a nap for 6 hours and then write 4 more LOL.
ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): some of my muses i kinda place bits of my brain into but uh ??? probably my oc's im most like bc i put pieces of my hopes into them. but beyond that idk i don't think any single muse i write is like. super like me 100%.
tagged by: @glacialswordsman + @aguilareye ( thank u guyyyyys :3 ) tagging: @draconicfool, @dawnbrst, @fckurselfie + anyone else who wanna.
#OUT OF CHARACTERㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ 🌟ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ ㅤ DING DONG IT'S ME ! MILES !#OUT OF CHARACTER ( MEME REPLIES )ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ 🌟ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — thanks for being grand uwu
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Concept art by Ryan Church. IG-11 approached two ex-Imperial stormtroopers on Nevarro. They are holding the Child in a bag on their speeder bikes. Image from The Mandalorian, Season 1, Episode 8, Redemption.
Djarin woke up to the soft blinking light of the Razor Crest’s alarm. He could instantly tell that Cara Dune was still sleeping. Her snoring was something even his helmet sound system couldn't fully dampen. He wondered how she managed to do the work she had done for the Rebels. But maybe drop troopers didn’t stay anywhere long enough to sleep.
He’d learned that Kuiil slept silently and could sleep anywhere at all. Seats, hammocks, a bale of feed for the blurrgs. It didn’t matter. Kuiil’s life experience prioritized sleep over comfort to an amazing extent. Even the kid wasn't a better sleeper, which had surprised Djarin, considering how much experience he must have had sleeping under unpleasant circumstances.
Just thinking about that made the Mandalorian sigh. Was he really doing the right thing bringing the kid back to Nevarro? His training as a Mandalorian warrior was pretty clear on that. Go to Nevarro, meet the enemy, crush them, then leave. There would be no one to continue the ridiculous bounty scam and he and the kid could look for his people without running into trouble every time they touched down at a spaceport.
Unfortunately, that voice, small and childlike, that remembered everything about Aq Vetina, told him to keep the heck away from Nevarro and any world the Imps had ever controlled. Of course he'd thought they’d done that when they went to Sorgan. It was small and sparsely populated. There had been no records of the Imps ever going there. But… of course the Imps or the syndicates had ended up there and they brought the remnants of the Empire with them. That whole thing had almost ended in disaster. Uff.
So rather than try that again they were headed right back to Nevarro. Karga was either going to help them or betray them and the man who cared about a kid who wasn’t his already knew what would happen to his ‘old pal’ the bounty hunters’ guild leader in either case. He would be warm until he was cold and if he had to be cold, it would be the permanent kind of cold that no amount of consideration and reflection could change. It was a harsh realization but then life as a Mandalorian bounty hunter had prepared Djarin for that sort thing.
Like the time he got a bounty puck on that Twi’lek who had violated every requirement of their parole on Ryloth. The Mandalorian had tracked them to a small enclave and found them holding a room full of people hostage. Most of them had been children and a couple of women. All of them were Twi’leks.
He’d offered to bring them warm. Just don’t hurt the kids or the other people present. They had agreed, got to their feet slowly and then kicked a bag at their feet. The whole damn room exploded. It was awful. While his beskar had protected him from the blast and his general position at the doorway, everyone else had been killed.
The boy who lived in Djarin's head told him to leave. The Mandalorian warrior got out a plastic bag and began to collect samples of the remains. The DNA of that monster was in that mess somewhere and he had Mandalorian younglings to support. The bounty hunter had collected the fee and gone back to his ship to get very very drunk. It hadn’t helped as much as he wished it would have.
Nevarro was staring at him. A tiny dot. He’d have to wake Cara and see if Kuiil was up already. The Ugnaught seemed to have a sixth sense for when changes occurred that might impact him. Djarin wished that he'd had any sense like that at all. He might have passed on trying to pick up a fifty year old on Arvala-7.
A fifty year old child. Who’d ever heard of something like that? The droid had commented that some species age slower than others, but that was cold comfort when Djarin had seen those big brown eyes staring up at him. He thought of those poor kids on Ryloth and the big kid who was staring down at the pram wondering what the heck had happened.
He wondered if the kid really wanted to do this. He hadn’t really considered that. What if the kid just wanted to keep running from place to place? What if the kid just wanted to go back to Tatooine? That lady with the curly hair had offered him credits for the kid… but he couldn't do that. But… he could have gone back to Tatooine and hidden the kid with the Sand People. He knew some of them and knew that they also cared about foundlings. A foundling like this kid might have been just what their prophesies were all about.
Dank Farrik. He’d made the decision he'd made. The kid was the bait. He, Cara, and Kuiil were going to make the thing work with or without Greef Karga's help and that was just the way it was going to go. If all else failed, the droid, IG-11, could take care of kid until someone else showed up who was better at this sort of thing than he was. If someone showed up. Djarin sighed again. Time to send the boy home and have the Mandalorian warrior take over. Din Djarin was a determined and skilled fighter. He’d gotten out of spots tighter than this one and he’d do it again, with the kid.
This is the Way.
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(Chinhands) Tell me about your verdante headcanons
HI i have like. a lot of Jumbled Thoughts about them some of which aren’t even headcanons? idk. ill just throw everything here it’s gonna be long
thoughts on Canon interactions:
-the april fools event was fucking wild BUT there were crumbs like. the implication that they’re stuck together in every universe. vergilius clearly being worried while trying to fix them and telling off ishmael for bashing dante’s head in. shoving his hands in dante’s head and getting them covered in oil and grease. “i’d much rather have this glacial gaze over any other” HELLO? verdante surprisingly wasn’t very popular before but it fucking exploded after this which is GREAT for me because i was starving for years
-vergilius is bitchy in general but he seems to be Slightly nicer to dante. like when they have to revive the sinners for the first time he asks them gently at first (before threatening them when they refuse but still), he literally straight out says “you might be the only one on the bus i can actually converse with”, that part in canto 4.5 where he complains about having to talk with heathcliff and ishmael but after dante expresses their appreciation for it he gets a bit nicer about it and says they can consider it a favor
-vergilius can READ THEIR THOUGHTS? like they didn’t even say this out loud
-in addition to vergilius reading their thoughts dante eventually just expects to be understood by him despite him (supposedly) not being able to hear what they say. they both joke about their conversations being one-sided but. are they really. if a man can’t understand your words but reads your mind/expressions and responds to that in kind so you can properly have a conversation is it really one-sided
-vergilius fucking with them occasionally is very funny. sometimes he just says some long-winded poetic bullshit that just amounts to “fuck you im not explaining this to you” or just says that
-inferno red…red gaze…fuck you guys have matching colors for
actual headcanons ig (me just making shit up):
-they’re loser4loser vergilius in a miserable wet cat way dante in a trips over cracks in the concrete way
-i enjoy them in various forms, realistically i dont think they’d act on their feelings for each other but my favorite is where they kiss and heal because i NEED vergilius to let himself open up to someone so badly. everyone he was close to died </3
-it would take a LONG time for them to get close i think with vergilius. being how he is. he’s trying his best not to get close to anyone and it would be very hard to break down that barrier even a little bit but dante would be very patient with him
-due to aforementioned loved ones dying i think he’d be especially protective of dante and charon
-vergilius shows love very subtly and i think dante would pick up on it but maybe question his intentions or just Why at first
-vergilius seems very touched starved to me so if dante showed him any sort of physical affection he’d melt and lean into it like a very sad cat. i dont think he’d be for PDA at all though…if dante tries to hug him in public he just stands there and waits for them to stop
-i dont think vergilius would hug people often but i imagine him doing it in a really specific way for some reason. one arm around the waist with his face pressed into the shoulder and hair hanging down covering his face depressedly. i think he’d only do it if he was particularly sad and would only give them to dante, one of the children (including garnet and lapis/charon), or someone in his office
-something i noticed is that when he genuinely smiles it’s usually when no one else is looking. but what if dante got to see
-i think vergilius sleeps like garbage due to ptsd, he probably tends to have a lot of nightmares. being held by/holding dante may ease them just a little
-dante is very lost and confused and not very confident in theirself and i just like the idea of vergilius kind of giving them courage but in a very Him way yk what i mean. like when he said their performance has been decent recently
-expanding on how i like verdante kiss and heal vergilius not only carries so much grief and guilt with him at all times but thinks he deserves it for all the horrible things he’s done. he doesn’t even think he deserves to be loved and suffers in silence. he hasn’t talked to anyone about this. opening up to dante about it wouldn’t fix him but i think it’d make him feel a bit better at least. i want SOMEONE to tell him that he doesn’t need to suffer any more than he has and deserves to be cared for. i want vergilius to tell them about the people he cared about so deeply and for someone to see how much love he has to give
-going to angst central now, vergilius canonically at least knew who dante was before their memory loss (said they were a bit of a bigwig before that happened) so if they knew each other and were close there could be the grief in someone you love not even remembering who you are. which would make that the second time it’s happened to him
-the reason vergilius even joined the company in the first place was for the promise that he would get garnet and lapis back. it’s very possible that dante needs to be sacrificed to get this so he’d end up needing to choose between them. i like this as a concept to explore BUT in terms of it in a canon setting in my opinion it literally makes no sense to put that man through any more grief than they already have narratively speaking. projmoon media has always had a theme of the light in the suffocating darkness, there’s never any real “good” endings for anyone but there can be good things for them in the end of their arcs. a bittersweet sorta thing. there is an entire novel dedicated to vergilius and it ends with nothing but pain and suffering for him so it wouldn’t make any sense for all of that to be for nothing
stuff from the divine comedy that i just feel like i should mention somewhere:
-if you don’t know they’re based on the characters from the divine comedy, which is about the spirit of dante’s favorite poet (virgil) leading him through hell. dante really looked up to virgil and regards him as an inspiration who he holds a lot of respect for
-if i remember right virgil is also a bit bitchy to dante in the beginning but they get closer throughout the story
-before paradiso, virgil is unable to accompany dante in his tour of heaven due to being stuck in limbo himself. i cant remember exactly what the text says but it’s meant to be very emotional and dante cries when he has to leave him
in conclusion i’m sick in the head. some of the things i mentioned aren’t inherently romantic and i like the idea of it platonically too, like vergilius just allowing himself to finally open up to someone please god. i do actually hc dante as aroace (im projecting) so! yes dating is still an option but….qprs…..i like all of these options
i think a lot of why i like verdante is because of how invested i am in the both of them separately tbh. makes my favs kiss each other
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to the anon who sent me an ask recommending i read the da vinci code: sorry tumblr ate your ask. i do hope you see this.
so here it is. my da vinci code book review.
well, that was... a book.
context: while i have seen the movie 'angels & demons' like seventeen billion times bc it was on tv all the time, i have only seen the da vinci code once, probably around when it came out. i feel it safe to say that i was fairly fresh on the material. i listened to it on audiobook over the course of 3 weeks bc that's what was available soonest from my library.
i can start by saying... i get why this book was popular. you have conspiracy, "the church is hiding a truth!" drama, little puzzles that chock themselves up far beyond their merit... selling the idea that every symbol, every story, is somehow this secret tapestry that all cultures across the world are metaphorically shaking hands on... yeah. it's the kind of book that someone reads and gets the chat about at dinner parties and end on, "well, you never know, it could be true!". the chapters are short, too, which is amazing given the amount of entirely unnecessary detail stuffed into them.
brown's writing style is at times deeply insufferable. most times it's mundane, but his descriptors are damn painful at times. the detail he provides are either entirely unnecessary and add nothing, or are so far beyond what anyone cares about. but i think the worst offense of his writing is the air of smugness that it carries. the obnoxious quips about hollywood, the students he was lecturing at whatever school, his general internal monologue; there were these little remarks that i could just feel that when dan brown wrote them, he paused from his typing to give himself a cheeky little pat on the back. "I showed them," he chortled to himself, wiggling in his chair. "gave them a good smarting, I did!". it feels like brown has a Big Thought about some utterly minuscule thing that absolutely does not matter, but if he doesn't say it, he'll fckin explode.
as someone who has no serious religious background/education, i found the entire "secret"... rather underwhelming. i struggle to imagine that the entire world would be torn asunder because jesus fucked that one time. and not to mention, the idea of a direct bloodline from jesus being so vital for ??? some reason that i don't even recall was explained, felt so... bizarre?? just entirely strange. like, i don't know why the existence of a direct descendant of jesus christ would be so fundamental in the destruction of a multi-thousand year long faith, but sure. pop off, dan brown. and no, i really don't want anyone to explain it to me.
robert as a character is very. idk. he's inoffensive, ig. his character suffers by being a product of brown's desire to mic drop once in a while. i'm sure robert said some dumb shit that i forgot about, but he's really just some guy talking out of his ass with a bit too much confidence. he's not intentionally rude or anything. it's hard to describe him bc he's just A Guy who knows shit about pictures. he's a picture guy. Professor Picture. idk if he's a professor.
sophie meanwhile is a character whose purpose is being by-association rather than being a person with her own agency. she is important because she knew jacques and solved his riddles and puzzles as a child; not because of her own professional merits. she solves like three things at the beginning, all of them being word puzzles and then the fibonacci sequence password at the bank. otherwise, she is someone who gets upset about her late grandfather for a plethora of different reasons. not unreasonable of her, given just how much she uncovers in the span of 36 hours, but that's really where her character ends. at times, she is forward, perhaps even brazen with her determination, which i did appreciate. at the start of the story, she's actually moving the plot along quite a bit: she gives robert the clue via the phone message; she breaks the window in the bathroom and throws the tracker too iirc; she's driving during the car chase, helping robert escape (in her hashtag not sponsored Smart Car). but after that..... it feels like she's just along for the ride. i feel like she could have been more instrumental as time went on.
and speaking of sophie.... i could entirely feel the way that stupid romantic subplot was being shoved in between robert and sophie because some editor demanded it. it was so fucking brutal. their little """moment""" outside the house before robert left for paris the next morning had my fingers leaving impressions in the steering wheel.
the worst puzzle had to be the isaac newton one bc as soon as newton was mentioned i was like "apple. it's apple." and it took an UNGODLY amount of pages for anyone to piece it together. literally how did it take THAT FUCKING LONG. i was yelling in my vehicle and incurring road rage over it. APPLE!!! JUST GUESS IT!!! IT'S NOT LIKE THE CRYPTEX WILL LOCK IF YOU GUESS TOO MANY TIMES!!!! COME AWNNNN!!!
so anyways, thanks for recommending it. it sure was a trip. though given that you suggested this on anon, perhaps i should say 'how could you' since you knew what this book could do to a man. /lh
if you have any specific questions for me about impressions or thoughts regarding something i did not mention, feel free to ask; it's very possible that i just forgot to mention it.
#anon#asks#an experience to read if there ever was one !!!!!#next i am returning to Rebecca bc i was originally reading that but i'd gotten busy and my hold lapsed#but libby alerted me yesterday that it was ready to renew so i'll be back on that shortly#hopefully this is coherent bc i was kind of writing all over the place
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loop 20 notes are more of interest my policy is just to post whatever loop i just finished as well
loop 19 - -ok we are doing this right THIS time!!!!!! -there's a chance the party will remember if sif does? -UH OOPS? I made sif remember something with the coin hoping loop would react -"you'll always forget about the things you love" siffrin are you good buddy???? -ok i'll do isa's event again tomorrow god fucking damn it i can't believe i forgot to ask about time craft in the library -well to be fair siffrin i would also make my friends happy forever if i was stuck in a timeloop -isa asking if sif drank a tonic… huh? OH IS IT BC i'm not encountering the saddnesses… uh oh. sif so fast and elegant -hmmm it would kill you dead to use timecraft…. so whats keeping sif in the loop… -odile won heads or tails again -i keep making odile suspicious of me help, i'm trying to see new dialogue -bonbon i would let you explode every kitchen -wait. no ghost on the second floor ? is it random chance??? -attacking the door seems scary to isa… -some crafts have a distinct smell? ooo????? -rock craft smells like wet rocks, paper like wood or leaves, scissors like scissors, and time craft is sugar ? -sif feels happy that they're in the loop ? -oh change god talking to bitches real?? huh! -HELP LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER. they can just do that with their mouth??? -i love the your little emotes please keep talking forever -change god don't give a shart -i also love the stupid ugly face… so cutes…. -BEAMS YOU AWAY W MY LASER -even the change god knows sif doesn't have a middle or last name -loop is sif's sponsor buddy???? -change god enjoying siffrin suffering and changing -she didn't say they were allies at best this loop that's true! sif just oopsied so hard lol -they're family… awhhhh so cutes -AWHHHH ruffling his hair -OMG the save menu text changed too… your family members' -oh my god so sweet… combing his hair :-) -sif stops smiling every time they aren't looking… -the universe helped the king? he wished for it…. -an article about the king… head housemaiden's office or some shit fuckkk -siffrin can never go back home… -oh no… everyone sees something is wrong now with the head housemaiden loop back part… no… -can't shift his expression fast enough. he's a deer in headlights
loop 20 - -oh siffrin is not fine -loop is not a star… uh huh…. "more like a mirror" huh -loop in disbelief that we saw the change god? -talking to the head housemaiden is something that keeps you from advancing somehow hmm… -what goal is impossible though… everyone seems happy? -I GET TO HANG OUT WITH LOOP? YES. "i'm lonely!" -loop stop being so judgemental siffrin is literally bad memory georg of course he needs the coin to remember -"do you think i'm supposed to be here?!" uh oh, oh loop is stuck here huh. lied just so siffrin wouldn't question it. no home to go back to. -i think the only person who could understand is siffrin… -ok so loop's event might take up the rest of the day like isa's? ig i can do the rest and skip him for now ? -HELP DID I VISIT LOOP TOO MANY TIMES IN A LOOP? HELP -ahhhhh secret tutorial is just for the showing loop items thing i already know about bc i tried it instantly with the star leaf -spend a loop with loop… lol -loop knew siffrin before they even met… yeah checks out. they know so much. "kind of" ? i don't believe you, fucker. -LOL i did think loop was trapping sif here. but i'm not sure anymore -loop knows how it feels to be stuck somewhere with no hope of escape… were they in a timeloop too? -both siffrin and loop said "i'd rather not" when asked to tell more about themself…. hmmmmmmm… -HOLY SHIT. that's so bright… the king's attack???? -SIF just drew their weapon on loop? omg? -wait that's true… sif just looped back… bc they realized their friends died… it's not losing… of course its not it would happen automatically when you're "softlocked" -it must have something to do with their friends? but what? they all seemed happy in the end? it's just siffrin who's missing in that regard then, they don't have an "ending" i guess? i guess if it did actually end after the king, everyone goes home and siffrin will just just, keeps traveling, without them, alone. huh. and the loop knows this somehow? someway? -and we just established siffrin controls it somewhat… so then, it's siffrin? siffrin needs to not be sad? siffrin needs a happy ending? -hmm i guess it was also established that it IS what siffrin wants, they did wish for it didn't they? i picked the mirabelle option at the start, but i don't remember exactly what it was, to keep traveling with them? -ok so i need more info on the king, and i guess i just ? do the friend events again. and climb the whole house, again. the 20 hour runtime of isat is not looking good with my 27 hour file gang. -hm i guess while i'm here i can figure out what's going on with the ghosts! -sif purposefully tripped on a rock… to not seem really powerful -bonbon you don't know what stars are? -FUCK I HAVE TO GO INTO THE STAR ROOM ON PURPOSE…. its fine. its fine. i don't need the extra skills its fine. we're so fine . i guess i might as well figure out where the second ghost spawns, and i won't get to do the third again. -odile won heads or tails again, i think this is a given i can stop writing it down -odile thinking about time craft… looking at sif… did this happen last time it might have…? maybe i shouldn't skip interacting with the time craft book again.
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V9C6
Pro tip: never let someone who doesn’t understand the RP in RPG run a DnD campaign
Post Ep: quite possibly the best episode of the season so far. Things actually happened for once, and it was all character focused. By V9 standards this is an absolute masterpiece
Hey the OP changed to show Jaune’s ugly ass breaking the 4th wall. Don’t care about your sad face dude
Oh goddammit not this 1st POV shit again. I get doing it for Ruby bc yknow. Main character. Show’s named after her and everything. Jaune? Not so much
So we don’t even get an indication of when Jaune originally showed up? Where even is he?
Ah yes, let’s just skip right past the trauma of someone waiting literally decades for people he knows are coming but not when to have some silly whoosh sound effects and bullet fast questions
One thing I will say is I much prefer this voice to his usual. It’s far more natural and far less grating on my soul
WHY ARE THEY MAKING WEISS LIKE THIS. WHO IS THIS BITCH AND WHERE IS THE REAL WEISS
Like, if she’d shown any interest in an older man before this then, fine, Weiss would be into older men, but this is coming from literally fucking nowhere and feels like, yet again, the writers are catering to themselves via their pet rather than thinking about what the characters would actually do
“We got everybody out” think you’re missing a few dozen folks. Yknow. The ones who Cinder exploded off the bridge? Even if the explosion killed all of them, which is statistically unlikely, there would still be bodies somewhere. Thanks to the timey whimey fuckery, we could see them falling from the sky at any time, which would be gruesome as fuck but a very poignant moment of failure for them all
Aaaaaand once again the team’s attempts to have a proper fucking discussion about their past actions and the subsequent consequences interrupted. By fucking Jaune. Goddammit
“What cat?” Does Jaune not know the story or is he attempting to clarify it’s Curious instead of some other resident? Also, damn that was actually a good bit of voice acting. Is this Luna or is someone else playing Elder Banana Boy?
The framing of Curious Cat under clear skies to Jaune under dark clouds is really fucking good. Wonder if the protruding jackalope antlers means something or if it’s just too big to leave out of frame
“This place really is the pits” I’m not entirely sure this is something Weiss would say, but punderful crossroads ig
So the tree is the source of the Againing? I feel it’d be more impactful if residents went to the tree willingly, like a sacred pilgrimage, rather than being dropped through a hole
Though this does present an interesting choice for Ruby: go to the tree and become someone new or continue with the choices and responsibilities. It must be incredibly tempting
“[Yang and Blake] must’ve had something bigger to work out.” Shut the fuck up their romance isn’t even tied to any character arcs or thematic problems; they’ve just been circling each other for fucking seasons while ignoring everything and everyone else. This is NOT bigger than what’s already at hand
Ah yes, the perfect solution to force a romantic confession: dangling people on a rickety bridge in high winds. Guess that brings a new meaning to “falling for you”
“So, what, Alyx lied?” Damn sure would be nice to know the actual story so we can feel the same betrayal the characters do
God can I just skip over the high rise bumblebee moments? I’m cringing so hard my intestines are straightening out. Also is it just me or is the animation around these parts really strange? I can’t put my finger on it but it’s wigging me out
Not entirely sure how I’m feeling about this Alyx reveal. Would it really have been so wrong for an innocent, naive girl in strange and overwhelming circumstances to make terrible mistakes? Wouldn’t that be far more relevant to Ruby’s own journey, especially if Alyx never learned to take responsibility? Especially if one of those mistakes cost her a brother she never spoke of again, perhaps eventually even forgot due to the guilt?
Idk this kinda feels like another complicated, morally grey situation being boiled down to “bad person hurt good person so we hate the bad person." Also, not great that she and the dead bro are the only ones darker than milk this season. Gr8 representation rt
“You have cat ears!” ...why are we alive? Just to suffer? I swear this volume has made more of a fuss about Blake’s status as a “non-human” than all other volumes combined. SHE IS JUST A HUMAN WITH CAT EARS I’M GOING TO EAT A FUCKING FRIDGE
“Maybe it’s saying things we’ve never said to each other.” Damn y’all haven’t really done any talking about anything so if that’s the rule y’all could reach the platform by straight up talking about the weather or books and videogames
Also this forced confession feels really icky. They’re basically hostages to the environment. It’s not cute that the confession is coming out of this situation, it’s fucking appalling. Especially when you consider how much better and more natural it would’ve been in V6 or V7. Hell, I’d take a wildly out of place kiss in V8 rather than this
I think Blake should’ve been the one to say it first. She’s the one with the running away problem, so her being the one to step up and face her fears in such a personal manner would be far better for her character arc than urging Yang to take the leap instead
“You never give up on people, even when they hurt you.” Adam Taurus and every White Fang member she’s killed is calling bullshit. Blake never tried reaching out to any of these people and clearly had no problem slicing and dicing them for the sake of humans who give zero shits about faunus rights
“You never give up” I think her retreat in V4 counts as giving up, Yang, but you wouldn’t know that because you’ve NEVER FUCKING TALKED
Huzzah, a kiss! Now, how about a proper, healthy relationship?
So Curious knew the story all along? Which means we didn’t have to suffer that obnoxious, self-righteous snore of a “love letter to the fandom” because it was required for the plot. We suffered it because the writers wanted us to suffer. Thanks I hate it
I really like the checkers going dull when Curious gets sad. They’re genuinely the best part of this volume, followed only by that gorgeous mushroom forest. I just wish their colors were better. There’s a difference between bright and eyestrain, and they very much are the latter
“You used me in the same way I’ve only seen [indecipherable] for knowledge and entertainment.” Firstly, can I get some goddamn captions please my family is starving. Secondly, go get em baby I got yo flower
Damn did they rip that house straight from the ps2? What the fuck
Ah, bathos. Possibly the worst literary crime possible. Why would we ever ruminate on the fact that Ruby and co. have been using people and making lives worse everywhere they go when we can watch Blake and Yang suck face?
Also, I’m fairly certain that, out of the two of them, Yang would be the one to pop a leg
“I think Alyx traded [Louis] to the tree [in order to leave]” Is that what Ruby’s gonna propose? Being traded so everyone else can go home? Doubt the tree will allow such an uneven trade to begin with, but, once again, a tempting idea
Why is Ruby having an episode over Cresent Rose’s return? Is it the reminder of what happened at the V8 crossroads? The responsibility it represents? The identity she no longer has?
This would be easier to understand if we had any build up. If the return of her weapon is going to be this heavy, then the loss of it at the beginning should have made a serious impact. But it didn’t. She didn’t even look for it. Never once talked about it. Outside of fights, Cresent Rose’s absence has been completely ignored
And why is no one seeing her very clear and obvious distress yet AGAIN? WBY cheer when she gets it back, but it makes them seem ignorant to the point of callousness. Par for the course this volume, but the longer it goes on, the less I actually care about any of this
If her supposed friends, including the overprotective sister who apparently raised her, don’t notice Ruby waving more red flags than Sayaka Miki, then why should I be bothered whenever it’s happening? If the story keeps dragging her symptoms out episode after episode, cutting the scene any time it feels like we’re about to get somewhere, then why should I invest any energy into it? If the story doesn’t care, why should I?
Luna is, indeed, still the voice of Jaune. Great improvement, boyo, keep this voice for him forever
#rwde#so when is jaune gonna talk abt penny#whens he gonna admit he stabbed her in the heart#hows he going to say it now that hes had decades to come to terms w it but for them penny was alive like. yesterday#or even this morning#thats what im waiting for. thats the shit i wanna see#bc i think thats gonna be the thing that makes ruby break#i wanna see her shatter then figure out what to do w the pieces#im genuinely sad abt Curious tho#i like the little guy despite him being an eyesore#but now that hes gone were gonna have to deal w fucking little again arent we#eat that fuckign mouse right now#also there were a lot of interesting hooks in this ep#alyx and louis. the tree being the source of agains. Curious leaving them behind#more and more consequences are piling up on the team. v interested to see how they handle it#and now that the bees are canon hopefully theyll remember that other people fuckign exist#yang your sister is potentially going to reset herself. maybe you should take notice instead of sucking face
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so lucas got his first solo!!!!!!
u knw what twtr i is exploding.... Haha.... Some are being neutrals while some acting like the scandal is happened with them.... Like they have seen it through their eyes!!! I mean as a new one to this fandome I only can read the news.... Yes there was a scandal, a bad one actually.... But I don't knw how much of it is true.... So if u hate him ignore him nd don't listen to his songs.... Nd u like him just support him rather picking up a fight with those hate him..... That's all i can say.... But am really curious abt smthng...
I mean, even if u r doing a great job the company won't always invested in u much...most of the cases are like that....nd when u got into a scandal, there goes ur career into a bhooom....like u knw these entertainment companies won't just support someone....even if they are introducing a new face they work hard to make them famous coz they can't risk the amount they spent on that person..they want profit....but here in lucas case, what made them so confident abt get him into the field again... I mean he had such a big scanadal nd got really hate, ofcrs i knw he still has a good fanbase but u knw, it won't be an easy task... There is risk... There is a chance of it won't make it big... But still SM daringly made him a solo artist really makes me curious.... Does he have some connections or what.... Or is he really innocent that company wants to give him a chance..... Nd I don't think that pink company is that much generous.... Coz they even made shotaro nd sengchan into another group just becoz they are already famous, so puting them into another group would make more benifit to reach out to the fans.... That compnay only think abt profit rather than their artists feeling, so what in the world they got the confident lucas would bring back lot profit through this solo?! Normal idols not getting things while scandalous one got it..... I'm totally confused huh nim.....im soryy if my words made u offended, if I'm wrong correct me nd share ur thoughts on this.... Thankuu ☺
Lucas was accused of things of various degree of villainy. Most fans never cared to look into the things more deeply, read the disproof by fans who investigated the case, just jumped on the hate train. And now those people think they continue to stand on the side of "good people" who condemn cheaters, sexual harrassers, rapists, etc. And, of course, there are just plain antis.
Taeyong was cleared from accusations of being a bully and others in 2020. It is now known he had one of the worst childhoods among 127 neos, was even sent for a month to his granparents, away from school he didn't want to go to. And even today fans spread misinformation about him being a "nasty person".
Many Lucas' fans stayed and demonstrated they were waiting for him through trending of tags, comments on IG, etc. SM could see the continued interest and rely on that core fanbase. Lucas is going on a fanmeet tour around Asia, which demonstrates SM being sure it will be sold. The upside of working for the global market is that being cancelled in one country (here: China) doesn't nesessary mean that other countries will follow suit. When SK starts to hate a celebrety, that celebrety "dissapears" to Japan or China for a couple of years (works there non-stop), and makes a comeback back home, once people forget.
I suspect Lucas is Chris Lee's personal project. He uploaded a photo together with him a year or so ago, and appeared in the documentary. Either Chris was empathic, knowing Lucas personally and how the things actually were behind the scenes, or he wants to try to return a banished idol back and make a case for the future. Idols are cancelled all the time, and recently it has become a big problem. Just look how many idols were kicked out from their groups, and big ones. This issue will become even worse in the future, with deep fakes and AI voice generators.
LSM also gave chances to some of his artists after they caused problems.
SM signed Kim Woojin, who was ousted from Stray Kids. He managed to clear his name with the help of lawyers, proved the accusations were false, but it was too late.
Lucas wasn't a super big star, not like BigBang members, for example, or BTS. He has star quality, a potential to be very big, however, SM has new groups and current ones that bringmoney. It's not like he is last resort, worthy of risking everything. As such, SM returning him means whatever mess ha was involved with, it wasn't criminal. Not something that can comeback like a boomerang again if media really tries to dig something up (and not antis proliferate rumours).
Shotaro and Sungchan's opinon was taken into consideration. The transfer was agreed on with them. Yes, Riize gets a lot of problems with scandals, but the degree of it wasn't possible to predict in the past. The two boys fit Riize better than NCT Wish, and they don't need to work from scratch again and build thegroup's popularity slowly. Just look at choreos. Shotaro would be bored. Meanwhile Sungchan is too tall for teens like Ryo or Sakuya. He is pushed as the next SM visual, while Wish' concept is cute boys.
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Your employee trio au is INFECTING MY BRAIN/POS SO SONCE YOUR ASKING TAKE MY QUESTIONS/lh
OKAY SO What is everybody’s dynamics? Like between Vanessa, Henry, and Will how do they all interact with each other n stuff???
Also just tell me anything abt Henry he is my bbg always <3
ALSO ALSO MIMIC??? MIMIC!! I NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THIS ANYTHING ABT THE MIMIC IN THIS (if that’s okay ofc!!)
Also also also are the afton Kids important at all? Are they just minding their own business meanwhile everything else is going to shit
Sorry for the mini-onslaught of questions your au’s all infect my brain!!! If I didn’t get more information I would explode!!!/j Anyway yeah have a good day!!!!!!!!
RAAAAAAAH IM SO HAPPY U LIKE IT!!!! GRAAAAHHH
William killed kids first and Henry made the mimic and the mimic started killing ppl (more on that in a sec) so William managed to rope him into the killing and got him to build the funtimes and Henry became interested in remnant (tho he'd never admit it) and when he threatened to kill william himself william told him shed jsut have vanessa kill charlie and ofc if william died ness would be OUT OF THERE but henry doesnt know that so he lets william go. (also vaneassa does NOT trust henry so she doesnt want william to die. shes convinced henry is jsut as bad as william but doesn't need her the way william does
they all hate each other but william and henry also used to kiss sometimes. they are horrible for each other. vanessa just wants them to kiss again so she doesnt have to constantly pry them apart.
basically after henry makes the funtimes and theres a lil accident (cough elizabeth cough) william starts hating him more because he didnt implement things the way william asked. the claw was not supposed to kill the kid, but rather stuff em in the robots stomach hatch so william could kill them and put them somewhere else (he didnt want the funtimes to be possessed bc that causes problems. he knew how possession worked by now and he did not want it happening to the murder bots) but the claw was fucked up and killed elizabeth in the stomach hatch
but now cbby is possessed, cassidy is finally coming around, michael is suspicious of william, and luis is dead. rip luis ig.
sammy charlie and michael are th emost important kids in this! they investigate the murders and stuff because michael "finds it interesting" (knows his dad is doing it and wants to get him caught) which ends... badly. for charlie specifically.
so henrys PISSED AS FUCK because williams STUPID FUCKING DOG (vanny) jsut FUCKING KILLED HIS DAUGHTER and he is SOOOO PISSED but he cant kill william bc again this trio is incredibly dependent on one another to stay out of jail
ALSO MIMIC MIMIC MIMIC OAKY SO! Henry built the mimic. the mimic saw william kill a kid and then followed him adn saw vanessa kill her dad and was like OH! NEAT! and then ofc william put it to use as an endo ripper and it ended up way more violent than it was supposed to be and also way smarter. whoops.
so now they have WAAAY MORE DEATHS THAN INTENDED, WILLIAMS RESEARCH IS FUCKED, AND MICHAEL KNOWS 100% THAT WILLIAM IS BEHIND IT AND TECHNICALLY HAS PROOF TO INCARCERATE HIM. but william is a smart guy. michael is close with sammy and evan (he became kind of paranoid after liz and charlie died and didnt want evan to die too bc then hes all alone with his dad and for michael that is fucking terrifying so hes not NICE per se but he wont hurt evan or put him in danger and is protective of both of them)
so basically the timeline goes
william kills kids -> sees vanessa kill her dad -> the mimic starts going batshit -> henry gets roped into this shit and makes the funtimes -> liz dies -> charlie dies -> mimic is free and causing horrible mayhem -> everything is on fire -> the end (except not its a work in progress)
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