#he would SO be a wild kratts kid

[arguablysomaya]

go wild!

[kaythefloppa]

I'm not over this bc imagine if in the Chimpanzee and Me, Chris is the one to invent the Chimpanzee Disc for the Creature Power Suit.

[the-terrible-theys]

made yet another alignment chart

no one seemed to fit in the blank spot well so i left it empty. also i’m putting more elaboration on this in the tags because there are few things i love more than overanalyzing everything ever.

i just know chris and aviva have SO many arguments about this

[muscular-lettuce]

shenanigans

[littlecrittereli]

Hi, first of all I want to thank you because thanks to you and your art I have fallen in love with the WK series again. I didn't know there was a fandom and I'm glad I'm not the only one who still loves this series.

Your two AUs are great, and the Guardianship AU has got me quite interested. And it has generated a question for me, one of my favorite episodes is the Platypus episode since it shows a really worried Martin for his brother and I have wondered what it would be like in this AU, would it be the same or would some things change?

And how would Chris' interaction with all the villains in general be? I can imagine him telling Donita jokes about how she's already too old or stuff like that hehehehehe.

Thank you so much!!! It genuinely always makes my day when people tell me they're falling back into Wild Kratts <333 like yessss come join meeee

As for your question:

Chris would definitely be a bit more of a bratt when it comes to the villains. he lacks a filter and only really interacts with them occasionally (when they've decided to capture him to try and mess with Martin) So he's basically making fun of them the whole time.

I feel like he could probably make Zach cry if he tried hard enough...

The villains would often dismiss Chris as just Martin's kid brother, which would really annoy him. They don't really see him as a threat like they do the rest of the Tortuga Crew.

[ranfordgallus]

Was there a reason as to why you made krattastrophe?

Well im glad you asked....because i already told why i made it but im gonna tell the whole story..

In late 2022, i had this AU where chris turns into a villain (very original...) and...actually this is my first ever AU! And so i had this whole story that...i thought would be cool.

And then, i wrote my first wild kratts AU fanfiction and would post it on insta, i thought it'll be cool and epic...but from my lack of not knowing how to write or type a story, it just sounds really fucking corny

Here is a little screenshot of one of the fanfic, and...you can see the...unprofessionalism... also something to add, this part is the first part of the story, but it doesnt show it the comic.. but the explaination for this weird...typing, is because its not really meant to be taken seriously..

Okok...this is were the comic starts, so basically months later, i had this idea of turning my AU into a comic, and asked if anyones into the idea in my insta story, most said yes so i drew the first comic pages which you can see in the first part of episode 1. I drew this for fun though, but then..it turned into my passion project.

Until mid 2023, my passion project of making the comic feels just like a project, as people asked for more it felt like i had to do it, feeling like work than something i enjoy... and so i lost my passion and "cancelled" my comic, stopping at episode 2 where the scene of martin waking up from unconsciousness starts...

BUUTTTT....then...in early 2024, i reread my "cancelled" comic, and i suddenly had this feeling to continue the comic again, even though i cancelled it. But then i realized that i just needed a big break from making the comic from the constant demands, making my project feel like work than something im passionate about..and so i created more panels to continue the martin scene, uncancelling the comic once more.. and here i am! Still creating the comic for fun!!!!

Now...here are some other stuffs and facts of my krattastrophe AU

These are old concept art of khriz and chris, now..you could see that khriz looks different, he doesnt look uncanny and just looks like...ordinary chris.

This is the very first concept art of chris in krattastrophe

Now here are sum facts or..infos

Before it was even called "Krattastrophe" i still had concept names, the first was "the primal effect", and then second, "the snowball effect", though im still unsatisfied with the names...UNTIL i had an idea, i could mix catastrophe with "kratt", creating Krattastrophe.. and i kept it ever since...grins

The fanfiction and the comics story is VASTLY different, though similiar but...different, i talked about this before but ill talk abt again CUZ I CAN...anyway in the fanfiction, there was a scene where khriz and chris hides away in an apartment after faking chris's death, however, in the comic...they never went to an apartment, but stays in zachs building. In the fanfiction, there was a scene where....chris killed a random man? Because he was a bully when he was a kid, because khriz taunted him to kill him, taking revenge...and then chris accidently eating him? ....its so edgy and full of shock value for no reason, my ass shouldnt have even wrote a single word in that story, but in the comic...it will not happen, obviously...its corny as hell LMAO

And thats all i gotta say teegeyeyeh

[martincrushcameback]

Ok hear me out.....

Zach is canonically 41 in 2024 according to the wk wiki, and the brothers are canonically their actual ages (even if they look young in the show) which means they are 58 and 55. That's a 17 year age gap.

IF we say that they are actually more like the ages they were during, say, Zaboomafoo (2001 is when it ended, meaning we could say Wild Kratts is around the same era), they would have been ages 35 and 32, and that tracks for their appearances in the show, and the amount of insane younger person energy they have.

NOW WHY, I hear you ask ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS?

BECAUSE!!! THAT MEANS ZACH WOULD BE FUCKING 18. NO WONDER HE'S A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

BUT! I hear you cry, he's around their age when they are kids!

I know, that complicates things because like... if that's true and they're 17 years apart in age, they would have to have been like in their early 20s when they were shown as kids for him to be that big with braces. EVEN if he was like 7.

SO, we can safely assume that the brothers and Zach are around the same ages, so if we put the brothers at 35 and 32, that would mean Zach is also probably early 30s, meaning he might be actually 31 in appearance.

WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT? I hear you ask.

Because this next part is very funny and HERE IS WHERE I NEED YOU TO SEE MY VISION.

Kim Possible was 18 by the end of her show which means she was born in 1989, so she would be 35 in 2024. PERFECT age for knowing the cartoon brothers if their ages are in the 30s range.

Not only THAT, but if Shego was in her 40s (no canon age) when Kim was 18, she's old enough to be of mom age to her (she'd be in her 50s in this timeline I've built) which means I am forever going to say now that Zach is Shego's son.

PLEASE PLAY WITH ME IN THIS CROSSOVER SPACE IT'S SO FUNNY TO ME.

[baptaincarnacles]

What do you think the Octonauts would do if they met the Wild Kratt's team?

Hello! I don't know when I last touched Tumblr, and I apologize for taking so long to answer this question, but I'm back!

-Answer-

If the Octonauts met Wild Kratts, circumstances would depend on how they reacted.

For example, if they appeared in the world of the Wild Kratts, adjusted to fit their world (appeared as humans), I imagine a series of dazed confusion and plenty of flooding questions (and vice versa for the two teams if it was the Octonauts world).

Captain Barnacles would try to make sense- look at it logically even if overwhelmed. He changed from the body he was used to with no clear way of getting home. So, of course- the bulk of his body would need time to comprehend. The same applies to everyone else- adjusting to their new appearances.

However, upon meeting the Kratt crew, you can imagine friendly competition ensued. Kwazzi would be very fond of Martin (troublemakers), Tweak and Aviva would be good friends, Captain Barnacles and Chris, Dashi, Shellington, and Koki, Peso and Jimmy. Professor Inkling finds himself regularly rotating between everyone, fond of hearing the knowledge they have to share (and learning more about how this world views their species).

Martin and Kwazzi would race Buzz Bikes or any of the vehicles. And both are known quite well for crashing them. There are a lot of calls to Aviva and Tweak, though, together, the two come up with better vehicles based on each other's expertise.

Shellington gawks over the technology and marine biology studies. He adores everything new that he learns, and the higher accessibility he has to a base of marine and terra-based organisms. Koki freely gives him access to all the computers- along with Dashi (who has begun priding herself in taking pictures to share with the Wild Kratt Kids).

Barnacles and Chris are a more interesting duo. While their personalities don't match much, they would easily be able to work together. Easily coordinated- and both have a teammate who runs off on a whim. However, Chris is more openly light-hearted and playful. Barnacles is stern- though he allows his light-hearted side to see the light of day.

Peso and Jimmy, I feel, would bond over a shared anxiety for most things. However, Peso more readily dives into action while Jimmy takes a little more pushing. Jimmy would teach Peso to play video games and Peso would teach him to wrap bandages more efficiently.

Overall, their adjustment would cause problems (and the actual introduction of antagonists). Yet, it would be a lovely experience for all of them! (If anyone would be interested, I will gladly explain how I think interactions between the antagonists and the Octonauts would go- as well as introduce some of the other characters from Octonauts (Panni, Natquick, etc...!)

Thank you for the ask!!!

[nitecore-wolfie]

TW:/: huge rant of an idea I had in my shower..

MHA x Wild kratts AU 😨

Basically I had this thought for some reason while I was in my shower LITERALLY JUST NOW…ಠ_ಠ of the WK crew being in the my hero academia universe? And I actually came up with like scenarios and stuff about it? ( might be a small comic )

And I’m going to play one out and tell some ideas I think about it..

Ideas//

The brothers:

Martin is the eldest so his quirk wouldn’t be as developed as his younger brothers, Chris, and so the way martins quirk would act for his body wasn’t the best.

The way the quirk works is, if they touch an animal and know what makes them special, they can turn into them, for Martin this would be 5 minutes and he’d be able to use one creature power— Chris however can turn into two animals for 10 minutes each not after the other however.

The side effects would consist:

Martin: broken bones, ripped tissue and muscles along with little to no mobility for an hour or two max.

Chris: sprained muscles, a little nerve damage and achy pains.

Due to this they couldn’t use their quirk much, only in dire situations.

Once they joined UA highschool (few years before deku and that joined they where kids in middle school so the Kratt team had finished once they joined) they became friends with the support team members.

Aviva: quirk: DTE (design and technical eyes)

Her quirk allows her to create holograms from her pupils, herself only being able to control them, she can scan physical objects and alive creature and access their gene code or mechanical data and such to create more.

Koki: quirk: TCH (telepathic communications holograms )

This allows her to telepathically connect to computers and devices- with training even people, only for a certain amount of time before she gets nauseous or a migraine. She can also create holograms of information or ‘calls’ with people being able to see them in third person like on a screen.

Jimmy: quirk: DC (device control)

With his built in controller in his palm, he can teleport, or movie man made objects- he has to know where, how big and why to teleport the object.

The three became good friends with the Kratt brothers even making them support items for their quirk, it being a blue and green vest, it allows them to keep animal dna in a disc within the suit. Appearing when needed. It helps the brothers body stay functional and healthy while their bones and muscles, their own dna mixes with the animal’s and changes their body to an uncanny resemblance to the animal their using. This group ended up graduating and becoming hero’s in America all around the world even saving animals from villains such as Zack and Donita ect..

I must made a short comic of this… 

[emodonnie]

thank you @mimpinightmare for these questions!!! <3 everyone’s been doing them so honestly I’ve been feelin kind of left out😞

ANYWAY:

How did you enter this small, niche football fandom of ours??

my sister introduced me to it about a year ago! At first I was annoyed, but after enough episode replays, sadly, I was obsessed

Youngest memory you have of the show?? like I said, I’m pretty new to it and didn’t watch it growing up (I was a wild kratts kid). I do remember asking my sister what she was watching that summer evening, and I looked over her shoulder, and it was the first ep😭

Which character from Supa Strikas would you DIE FOR, and Why?

I LOVE COOL JOE!!! (and the matador guy ig) JOE IS SO TOO SILLY FOR THE REST OF THEM I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM!! ><

honorable mentions: ms Altivo, eagle eye, inyo, and brenda

Out of all the coaches, which one do you wish to KNOCK some sense into them?

unpopular opinion, but literally Coach. HE LITERALLY CARES ABOUT SOCCER HMORE THAN HIS TEAM HALF THE TIME LIKE ITS ACTUALLY INSANE!! :((

Favorite episode of the show?? (you can list more than 1, if you want)

TOO MANY!!: living the el life, greetings in sunny ferituvia, fastest gloves in the west, spinner takes all, total replay, cool aid, fly hard, on klaus inspection, strika chord (basically s6)

Out of all the background characters from Supa Strikas, which one you wish to come back as a recurring character?

kat or the guy who pretended to be shakes dad in strika chord. They’re both so intresting and should have appeared more. (also eagle eye. even though he technically is recurring, he doesn’t get enough screen time💔 he’s so cool)

THANKS AGAIN!!💗

[starrydaycare]

It's me again! So, do you mind making a Jax moodboard with headcanons, and cartoon-ish aesthetic, farms and "mischievous kid" vibes? Like, I dunno how to explain, but I think you can get it. He's a trauma regressor because of the farm.

Maybe his regressor-buddy is Zooble? Not a Caregiver, but someone that regresses with him? They would have toy aesthetic and cartoon-ish aesthetic, too! Zooble is most likely a voluntary regressor.

Thaaaaaank you, pup!

Yuh huh, I can do that!! Sorry for being late to this request •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

🐇🧮Regressor!Jax and Regressor buddy!Zooble!

🐇Jax is a trauma regressor due to the farm from back before he became trapped in the circus. He usually regresses somewhere between 2-7, but on a worse day he can regress as young as a month old. His regression buddy is Zooble, who regresses around 6-8 years old.

🧮Jax, when older (4-7), is a very mischevious kiddo. He likes running around during quiet time and replacing other's toothpaste with mayo. He's louder, and tends to use his outdoor voice at the wrong times. He'll need multiple reminders to use his indoor voice when appropriate. Though whether he'll listen or not is up to him...

🐇When younger (3-), though, he's practically a sweetheart. A complete personality change from his usual hyper, mischevious self. He'll still have a bit of his usual self, laughing at silly faces and others' fails. But he's pretty calm and sweet, making grabby hands and holding his stuffies close. He naps a lot when younger, cuddling into his blankets and pillows with his best bud, Zooble, next to him.

🧮Zooble isn't near as energetic or mischevious as Jax is, prefering to keep to themself and play with their toys. Though, once they started regressing with Jax, they found themself wanting to be near Jax and play with him instead of by themself.

🐇Jax looooves dressing up and playing pretend when regressed! He likes games like Cowboys and House, as well as Princesses and Fairies. He likes all pretend games! His favorites are Cowboys and Princesses, though. Zooble isn't the biggest fan of games that take more energy, but they like playing with Jax so they'll settle with Cowboys and stuff.

🧮Now, playing pretend doesn't have to use up a lot of energy, but Jax prefers it that way. He's a very hyper and energetic older kiddo, so expect running from dragons and shooting Gangle with finger guns. Repeatedly.

🐇Jax likes to roll around. That's it. That's all I have to say about that.

🧮Somedays, Jax'll have a harder time, remembering the farm and various past traumas. Zooble helps him by holding him close, letting him cry on their shoulder while patting his back. If he wants distraction, then they'll play his games with him and watch Scooby Doo and Wild Kratts.

🐇Surprisingly, Jax hates upsetting Zooble and playing pranks on them when regressed. He can and will start crying if he accidentally takes their arm off of them or something. He loves his best bud, and doesn't wanna make them sad or upset!

🧮Him and Zooble are attatched to eachothers hips when regressed. You cannot seperate them without buckets upon buckets of tears being shed. They play together, sharing toys and video games. They watch TV together, watching a movie both of them like (or dislike, what matters to them is that they're together) with snacks and blankets galore. They share eachothers food, trading oreos for gushers and so on. You get the point.

🐇Long story short, they're the bestest of friends! Jax is energetic, mischevious and loud when regressed older, and quieter, sweeter and silly when regressed younger. Zooble is calmer and likes to play a lot, with building blocks and pop-its galore.

🧮🐇🧁

[kaythefloppa]

I know that Wild Kratts is one of those shows where the main [human] characters don't age despite it still being a quasi-continuity driven show, but it does admittedly make me sad that the WK kids from the earlier seasons are now relegated to (presumably permanent) background cameos because of this.

[gennyanydots]

This is an official distress call, over

Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw x f! Reader

Part of the Spitfire Universe. Can be read as a stand-alone but best enjoyed if you have some background.

Summary: Unca Wooster is having such a great day, especially since his favorite nephew is having an extended sleepover at his house. His girlfriend is even calling him in the middle of the day which she hardly ever does! Such a great day…… oh no.

Bradley was having such a great day.

He made pancakes for breakfast.

He got Eli to school on time.

He got to see his girlfriend for a minute or two at drop off.

He made it to work on time.

He got to fly.

Just such a great day. He’s been loving all of the extra Unca Wooster time he’s been getting in. Jake and his wife wanted to go away for an extended weekend for their anniversary and Bradley was first in line to watch his favorite nephew. He might have thrown some elbows to beat out Coyote but nobody needs to know that. (He’s not sorry)

Penny, Mav, and Amelia have Ellie for the weekend. Mav made sure to pull Bradley aside and let him know that if he needed help with Eli to just let them know.

Pshaw! Why would he need help with Eli? He’s the best kid ever! Bradley still wonders how Hangman could have made such a great kid. Must have been all his wife’s genes because he definitely doesn’t see Jake in the kiddo at all.

Bradley was on his lunch break when he noticed his phone vibrating in his pocket.

A surprise call from his girlfriend! See?! Best day ever!

“Hey baby, to what do I owe the pleasure?” He says as he answers his phone.

“Bradley, what the f word did you do?!?!” His girlfriend scream-whispers to him on the phone.

Huh. He wasn’t expecting that at all. What could he have done? He’s been having the best day ever so clearly it had to be nothing.

“Ummmmmm nothing? What are you talking about? What’s wrong, honey?”

He hears you sigh, “What did you watch last night with Eli?” He can hear some sort of commotion where you are but can’t quite make heads or tails of it. Probably in your classroom, which you shouldn’t be, you should be on your lunch break right now.

Bradley thinks back, they watched a lot of stuff, “Umm Paw Patrol, we watched some Bluey, threw in some Wild Kratts for educational purposes, and then I think Jaws was on when he was falling asleep. I put him to bed once it was over.”

“You let a baby watch Jaws?!?!” You scream-whisper at him again.

“Hey! He’s not a baby! He’s a big boy. He barely watched it. He fell asleep after like 20 minutes.”

“I’m gonna beat your a word. I really am. Is Phoenix there? Let me talk to her.”

“Why the violence, honey? I’m sure he’s fine,” Bradley assumes.

“Oh my sweet naive and dumb boyfriend. You think he’s okay? That’s cute. That’s really cute. Super cute. He’s definitely not clinging to me right now sobbing and telling me he’s never going in the ocean again because he’s going to get ‘eated by the scary gray shark in the water.’ and he definitely isn’t refusing to lay down because what if a shark gets him in his sleep,” you say exasperatedly.

Ohh. Fuck. Shit.

“I shouldn’t have let him watch Jaws,” Bradley said as he hung his head.

“Ya think?! Oh my God. I can’t believe you let him watch that. You’re never getting him to sleep tonight. It was a miracle the rest of the class went down for naps because when one overtired kid cries then they all cry. And they were all asking me why Eli won’t go in the ocean anymore and why sharks are scary.”

Bradley winces. Maybe he could wear him out a little when he picks him up. Let him play for hours at the playground.

He hears his girlfriend sigh then hears a kissing noise that he assumes went onto his nephew’s head. Poor little guy.

“Before you even ask I already told him I would come over and help protect him. He’s clung to me all morning and if his parents aren’t home and it’s just you then he clearly needs a responsible adult.”

“Hey now, I’m a responsible adult,” Bradley grumbles.

“But are you? Because you let him watch Jaws and I don’t think you’re allowed to be in charge of the tv anymore,” you say. He can hear you mumbling something to Eli.

“That’s….. fair. That’s a fair choice. You are in charge of the tv.”

“Okay I gotta go. I’ll see you in a bit. I’m gonna google some shark week stuff that shows sharks NOT eating people to help this little boy out.”

“Okay I’ll see you in a bit. Bye honey. Tell Eli I love him and that I would never let anything happen to him,” Bradley said with a sigh.

“You got it. Bye Bradley,” you say before the call disconnects.

Bradley runs a hand down his face.

“Why so glum?” A voice asks, walking up from behind him.

“I did something stupid,” Bradley explains while he turns to look at Phoenix.

Phoenix laughs, “What else is new? So what’d you do?”

“I traumatized Eli.”

Phoenix smacks Bradley’s arm, “Why the hell would you do that?! That poor sweet boy!”

Bradley pulls his arm closer to him then rubs it, “Ow! Don’t hit me!”

Phoenix leers at Bradley, “Don’t do stupid things. What. Did. You. Do?”

Bradley sighs, “I let Eli watch a little bit of Jaws last night and now he’s terrified of the ocean and won’t nap because he’s scared a shark is going to get him in his sleep. Don’t worry, I already got yelled at over it.”

Phoenix gasps, “You should lose custody. Like immediately. No more Eli for you.”

“My girlfriend said she’s coming over tonight because Eli needs a responsible adult,” Bradley explains.

Phoenix laughs, “Only you would get yelled at and then essentially grounded by your girlfriend.”

“Jake’s wife grounds us all, all the time.”

Phoenix shakes her head and points at Bradley, “No, she grounds you all. She’s never grounded me. I don’t do stupid stuff like this.”

Bradley grumbles.

“Well let me know if your girlfriend can’t stay the whole weekend and Eli needs a different responsible adult. I’m happy to help,” Phoenix smirks at Bradley.

“I got him. I won’t do something like this again. Promise.”

“Suuuuuure ya do,” Phoenix says as she shakes her head at Bradley.

When Bradley went to pick Eli up that afternoon Eli raced into Bradley’s arms, scrambling to get picked up.

“Woah buddy! Slow down! I got ya,” Bradley says as he scoops Eli up to gently set him on his hip.

“I can’t be down, Unca Wooster, I can’t!” Eli said as he hid his face against Bradley’s chest.

It was then that it hit Bradley just how bad he messed up. Poor kiddo. He felt so bad.

He watched as you walked over to the two of them holding Eli’s backpack, “He can’t be down, Unca Wooster, he can’t.” You shook your head as you handed Bradley Eli’s backpack.

Bradley holds Eli close as he leans to speak to you, “I’m gonna fix this.”

You shake your head, “No, I AM going to fix this. Don’t worry. I got a plan. You’re taking us to the aquarium tomorrow by the way. I’ll see you in a bit.” You wink at Bradley as you walk back towards the rest of your students.

Bradley sure hopes you have a plan because he sure as hell doesn’t.

[biscuit-munchies]

Oh my GOSH I love your Donita x Martin art, she really is down bad for him 😭😂 do you have any headcannons (serious or not) about them?

AYYYY thanks! As for headcannons ive got a couple of silly ones

also keep in mind these are focusing on the wild kratts version of the characters so :P

donita is always the one who instigates the flirting first, martin probably does not pick up on all the flirting unless it's super obvious, he thinks of it as more friendlyish banter

Martin gets easily flustered around her when she hits on him, he is NOT used to affection like that dirrected towards him

girl has a thing for blond hair blue-eyed men/women (just look at dabio for example lmao)

Donita probably didn't start falling HARD for him till some time after flight of the draco, girl saw him in that fab outfit and his passion and was like "oh I NEEEEEED that man"

donita probably has one of those dumb WK posters you'd see in some of the kid's rooms, but it would be cut in a way that it's just martin

Donita is not one to fall for people easy, sure she would think someone looked handsome/pretty n all, but never to such an obsession. She has probably had everything handed to her since she was little, so her not getting the man she wants makes it all the more... tantalizing? tantalizing.

Donita is a got dam BRAT when no one is looking, she can be both intimidating or a big whiny brat at a flip of a switch

I think the idea of them being exes is really fucking funny, like the casual calling eachother, the petnames (Martino, Darling, etc) and the crew having NO clue (aside from probably chris) until the wild kratt's first or second encounter with the fashionista's animal escapades. Like can you imagine koki and aviva looking into donita's general info and martin walks by, stops, and blurts out "Aw fuck it's my ex" and they whip around SO fast like "?????? EX??? YOU KNOW HER???" and martin kinda shrugs

[littlecrittereli]

Hi, I’ve read your Reprogrammed AU story a few months ago, and it was such an AMAZING read. I’m very excited to see how it continues in Decoded 😁

Though I had to ask, if it’s ok with you, on what inspired you to make this?

Aw thank you so much!

The main inspiration for Reprogrammed was actually an episode of Wild Kratts! Specifically S2 E3: Creature Power Challenge.

It's the episode where Zach hacks into the creature power suits in order to force them to change into whatever animal he wants.

The episode is still silly goofy as always, but it really stood out to me in terms of plot potential! They resolve the issue pretty quickly and without consequences, but it just seemed like one of those situations that could have quickly spiraled into something deeper.

Obviously it's a kids show and they cant really explore those scenarios, but that's why fanfiction exists.

It was just interesting to see hints of angst and drama you would find within a more mature series

[blog-moved-lol]

Batfam Headcanons/Imagines/Rambles While I Eat

I like to imagine that when Bruce is out with Jason (or any of the kids tbh, I'm just thinking about Jason lol), he turns into my grandpa. In that he starts talking about the most random things from when he was younger.

Or like:

Just tells him random shit, and the most boring stuff he missed while he was dead like what businesses opened and closed. Then out of nowhere he hits him with something like "When I got into a car accident when I was younger-"

Bruce, parked in the grocery store parking lot: "Oh! Wait, look at these." *Reaches into his car's back seat and pulls out two mini propane tanks* "I just got these for 20$ a piece, and guess what? They're refillable. Most propane tanks I've seen aren't like that-" *Goes into a little ramble about mini gas stoves and cooking while the powers out*

Jason: *Awkwardly sitting in the passenger seat nodding along, but tbh he's actually sorta interested in the ramble*

Also, Bruce is totally an apocalypse dad, right? Like he buys ridiculous amounts of canned food and survival guides and tents and fire starters that he'll never use. This also applies to expensive stuff of course, cause he's a rich boi

Alfred: "Master Bruce, why exactly is there a boat in the Batcave?"

Bruce: "..It's the Bat-Boat. I thought it would help on aquatic missions."

*Literally never uses it ever, but refuses to let the kids use it either*

I'm all in for southern accent Bruce and wacky accent Dick, however I also propose:

•Jason who still has a Gotham street accent. Whenever he meets one of the street kids (Especially the older ones that have been out there for a while) and they have that thick street accent, he wants to pinch their cheeks. While some of the 'higher class' Gotham citizens might think of the accents as representing stupidity or filth, Jason adores the accent with his whole heart.

•Damian who mimics people he likes. We know that Damian can very accurately mimic peoples voices, but imagine if he likes being around someone he subconsciously starts to talk in their voice. It's a little creepy to people at first, hearing their voice (which depending on the person he's talking to is like, a deep, gruff, adult man voice lol) come out of this 13-14 year old kid, but you get used to it.

Damian, after talking to Jon for a few minutes: "So I wuz walkin' into tha trainin' room, and thare Tim wuz! Usin' MY katana! Can you believe that horseshit?! Absolutely ridiculus. How dare he! I wuz gonna knock sum semse inta him, but then faather came in and made me stop.."

Jon, a little concerned at Damian's lack of formal words and the way that they suddenly sound so similar, but kinda finding it cute: "Yeah, how dare he.."

(Jon has a southern accent, right? Cause he lives on a farm with Clark?)

Damian's favorite cartoon is the Wild Kratts, and Dick makes him watch Bluey because he feels like it helps Damian get out of the whole 'assassin' mindset and more into the 'child' mindset.

Also Tim never stopped the stalking, he still watches security footage and follows around people he likes. Bernard just got used to him suddenly popping up wherever he went-

Anyway I'm gonna stop rambling now lol