that1inkblotch
Im hyperfixating and I WILL make it your problem.
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that1inkblotch · 19 hours ago
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that1inkblotch · 20 hours ago
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Okok I mayhaps be going crazy but uhhh college AU slime rancher anyone?
Beatrix would major in wildlife biology I think, she seems like the type. First or second year student, scored a sports scholarship. I’m thinking either rugby, soccer, or track and field (specifically shotput and discuss + some long distance runs)
Viktor majors in Mechanical Engineering with a minor in marine biology (he works with slimes and has an underwater lab + builds gadgets and stuff but I think the creating comes first so engineering). I think second year student, def on academic scholarship
Mochi is a business major with a minor in engineering, both because that’s what her dad wants her to do. Feels like she can’t do what she actually wants because her dad is paying for her tuition. She took a wildlife biology class as a small act of rebellion, actually lowkey enjoys it. First year student.
Ogden is a culinary student, probably third or fourth year. He was a CEO like in the game, but left the business to go learn how to make REAL food. He plans on opening a restaurant after graduating, and volunteers at soup kitchens near the college
Thora is one of the professors in the Wildlife Biology program, focuses more on the plants.
Hobson is also one of the Wildlife Biology professors, focuses more on the animals.
bOb is Bea’s weirdly sentient cat she snuck into the dorms. He has those talking buttons and almost exclusively uses the one asking for chicken
May or may not write it, I’ve taken exactly two college classes so idk if I have the experience to write it but. Yeah. Slime rancher college au
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that1inkblotch · 3 days ago
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that1inkblotch · 3 days ago
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I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
(I HAVE A FAINTING DISORDER)
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that1inkblotch · 3 days ago
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warning: googly eye game grift
if you buy a physical nintendo switch game, consider opening it in front of the cashier before you go home with it. reports have been popping up around the internet of nintendo switch games being replaced with googly eyes and put back on the shelves.
these are only a few threads about it, but people in the comments have been saying the same thing has happened to them.
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this has been happening across different switch games over the past several months, with many of the googly-eyed games having still been shrink wrapped at the time of purchase. it seems that either something is happening at something like a distribution level, or someone somewhere has a collection of googly eyes and shrink wrapping machines.
the googly eye mimics the sound a real switch cartridge would make when the box is shaken.
according to the comments of the threads, this is at least happening in the united states and mexico.
if you bought someone a switch game for the holidays, especially kids, believe them if they say they got a googly eye instead!
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that1inkblotch · 4 days ago
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that1inkblotch · 4 days ago
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reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim
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that1inkblotch · 4 days ago
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"Peas in a Pod"
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that1inkblotch · 5 days ago
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happy holidays, imaginers!
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that1inkblotch · 5 days ago
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Merry Christmas sick people 🐀
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Beginning to think some of you don’t actually know what a crackship is
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now that I’ve actually watched all of rise, I take back everything I said abt their friendship. They are RIVALS
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that1inkblotch · 5 days ago
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Cinderella rewrite where Cinderella’s father is an unusually successful fisherman due to his secret friendships with the shy and mysterious mermaids, successful enough to attract a moderately wealthy and ambitious bride with two daughters. Once he dies, her stepmother, determined to make sure her daughters inherit the fishing business as dowries by marrying before Cinderella, forbids her from going out on the fishing boats or into town and makes sure she spends as much of her time as possible doing drudgework, hauling offal and cleaning fish. When the Prince’s ball comes around, an important occasion for young women to make good connections, the stepmother forbids her from going, telling her that she needs to get the latest salmon catch gutted and ready for sale instead.
Cinderella’s mermaid godmother calls upon her people to clean the fish and gifts her a dress and shoes of shimmering fish scales that wreathe her in rainbows under the moonlight. She makes an impression on the Prince at the ball so strong that he immediately falls in love with her, and when she’s forced to flee before her stepmother notices her (no masquerade mask or dancing rainbows will disguise her from her own family at close range), the Prince is left with only a delicate fish leather slipper left on the front steps to try to find her again.
He goes around the houses, seeking the owner of the slipper, but Cinderella is once again working in the fish sheds. He stepmother, desperate and determined and having found Cinderella’s other shoe that very morning, realises what has happened and takes a knife to the feet of her prettiest daughter, telling the prince that she suffered an injury that very morning but those are definitely her shoes, see, here’s the other one, and they still fit.
The daughter is pretty and witty and charming, and while the Prince doesn’t feel the same spark and instant sense of connection that he did at the party, he reasons that she’s overwhelmed and in pain and once she’s healed, all will be well. There are no birds to whisper of blood in the shoe – the Prince has seen the bandaged feet already – and the daughter slips on the shoes (the only shoes she has that will fit her, now,) and accompanies him to the palace.
But the stepmother is no doctor, and by the time the Prince gets her to the palace doctors, it’s too late – his beloved has contracted an infection in her feet from the shoe leather, made unclean in its travels. She will survive – it is an infection of a common filth of fish and birds, one that the doctors have potions for for the occasions where dangerously cooked food causes outbreaks – but in her raving, she confesses the whole scheme to the Prince who, furious, returns to the village to find the girl he truly fell in love with, the girl hidden from him.
“Oh, yeah, the fish cleaner,” the villagers shrug. “We don’t see her around very much, she’s probably in the sheds. Her family calls her Salmonella.”
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that1inkblotch · 5 days ago
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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