#he was very chill he didnt care at all. blue as fuck. so i was gonna take him home to check up on him and then release him
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springcatalyst Ā· 2 years ago
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something disney princess just happened to me
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empty-blog-for-lurking Ā· 1 year ago
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Here's my pitch for vld sequel. Based on bnha world's hero mission, a movie i have never seen from a series i stopped watching a long time ago (do not take seriously) #Alluralives #Kuronlives-
ā€¢ Keith and Pidge get framed for like a very serious crime and are on the run and wanted across the universe.
ā€¢ Allura is alive and there and it is never confirmed how (Someone: Wait, Princess Allura? Didnt you die? How are you still alive? Allura: Oh yeah i did almost die! However *background loud car crash noises, machine revving sounds, things falling sounds, cats sound in the background. Just basically that One troupeā„¢, you know the one* and that is how i survived.)
ā€¢ Kuron is also alive, it is also never confirmed how (Some completely random bullshit: *happens* Kuron: This is just like the day i came back to life)
ā€¢ Anyway while Keith and Pidge are on the run, Allura and Coran are handling the diplomacy front since you know Keith and Pidge are both pretty high profile, Kuron Hunk and Matt along the Blades handle damage control, communication and extraction of Keith and Pidge. Shiro and Lance have the arguably the most important job, find out whodunnit while also distracting the detectives on the case from getting too close to Keith and Pidge.
ā€¢ Lance and Shiro take this job Very very Seriously.
ā€¢ Like Lance is playing up the dumb goofball as he "accidentally" "loses" the evidence and just doesnt seem to be "taking the job seriously" or is "unable to follow the instructions" really Detective, dont you know? The Blue Paladin is a very clumsy carefree guy! Honest!!!
ā€¢ Shiro meanwhile is playing up the straight laced bureucrat rule follower. "No we can not go down there yet! We have to follow the protocol!!" Shiro says having never followed that protocol ever. "I am sorry but the rules clearly state we have to do this in this time consuming way" Shiro says knowing full well that rule is ancient and doesnt apply anymore. "I understand your concerns, however the procedure X95t-78v is a vital procedure required for any paperwork to go futher," Shiro says, he made that procedure up.
ā€¢ Detective's partner suspects they are both full of shit, but cant prove it. Detective knows full well they are both full of shit, CAN prove it, but doesnt really care about it, because she's like 75% sure Keith and Pidge didnt do it.
ā€¢ The Detective is by the way straight out of a Noir film, like it legit goes black and white when it is her pov and has full noir style narration going on, and she smells of cigars and coffee and rain and is also sopping wet and divorced
ā€¢ Hunk goes from, "Ok guys i know this is hard but please you have to listen to us, we just want to keep you guys safe." To "I will literally throw hammers at both of you and get you arrested myself if you two dont shut the fuck up."
ā€¢ Kuron is just vibing man, just chilling, doing his job, a bit red-eyed. He might be a bit high (he needs that weed to keep Traumasā„¢ at bay)
ā€¢ Allura is fighting for her life trying to handle the diplomacy front and put out fires. Everytime she and Coran make some headway Keith and Pidge end up on the front news after causing mayhem in some random planet and she has to start all over again
ā€¢ Lance just knows soooo many people. He knows a Guyā„¢ for everything. When asked he's like, "Oh it was during the time when Keith was off with BoM and Lotor was in ship. I kinda didnt have much to do so i just went off on my own." Lance, Lance why do you know these space pirates? Lance why do you know a famed recluse blacksmith who apparently also is a spy? Lance why do you know this mythic species thought to be long extinct? Lance why do you know a god of death? How the fuck do you know a God of Death, and why-why are they calling you babygirl?
ā€¢ There is another God who knows Coran and calls him babygirl btw
ā€¢ My main goal here is to gaslight people. There are some facts that were totally canon but reintepreted in a way that wasnt the writers intent. There are some facts that are canon but a little bit molded. There is atleast one episode/season that is hinted to be a mass hallucination and not canon at all. It works best if Netflix removes the original and its wiki gets corrupted./j
ā€¢ Lgbtqia+ rep is Shiro and Curtis navigating their relationship through long distance, their own trauma and the post war era universe, atleast 2 characters being the focus in a valentine day episode only to come out as aroace, and a B-plot about Lance having just the most atrocious taste in men. Like men you wont believe were allowed to exist.
ā€¢ i'll add more if i think of more
Dreamworks hire me/j
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mostlymalena Ā· 6 months ago
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June 14th 2024 6:12pm
Hello friends and fans and family and foe.
This will be an update about Ava so big ole post. I'll try my best to tell this in an entertaining way. I'll write it like I expereinced it.
I met Ava back in 2021 because her roommate and best friend at the time, Becca, had just begun dating Josh. Yes, Josh as in best friends and roommates AND bandmate of Hugh who was my boyfriend at the time. When I find out Hugh cheated on me I get told that him and Ava are snapchatting a lot and Ava tells me that Hugh wants her and wants to hookup but she rejected him bc she is on my side. Anyways when I was going through the court stuff with Hugh because I posted about what he put me through and he said "hey not fair!", she took their side (this comes back around later I promise) and posted about me on her social media calling me a liar and saying I was never abused blah blah. Good for her for being loyal.
Fast forward to 2023, she see's me at blue post bc of course you would and comes up to me and profusely apologizes for taking their side and that she believed me this whole time and I tell her its chill no big deal and she then post me on her story which ruffles some feathers but I don't really care bc when do I ever.
Anyways, she is dating this girl Paige at the time (still 2023) and Paige's father get's really really sick. When he is close to passing away Ava's father very suddenly dies and it's very very shocking for her and her family. So of course Ava is destroyed and a lot of her friends rally to support her. Now I'm not sure when but close to when her dad died Paige cheats on Ava so we all once again rally for Ava and it's fuck Paige. Paige's father dies during this as well. Lot's of emotions.
During this time me and Ava are getting closer - I bond with her over losing a parent as I have lost my mother. Also to note I never fully attach to Ava bc she is well, she was just always in some kind of tizzy with someone and it seems to never be her fault. I mean something was ALWAYS happening to her.
Near thanksgiving time she tells me and everyone that her mother has committed suicide. Now this is when her and I really bond because I lost Emma 6 months prior to just that and I also lost my mother. So! Her and I grow closer and start hanging out outside of just seeing each other at the bars. No one had any reason to not believe her bc who tf would lie about that!! She also reached out for support several times over her father passing. During thanksgiving she even went home and posted pics of her mom's house and captioned it with stuff like "it looks the exact same since she left". She also got support about the struggle of having to clean her parents house out and how she is avoiding it bc its too hard.
Fast forward to when Grace and I start talking again. Grace and Ava had already been friends before G and I reconnected and Ava had made it clear in more than one way that she was interested in more than friends with Grace. Obvi this was brought up when G and I reconnected but Ava had made SURE to make it clear with me that she knows me and G are together and she would never pursue. Grace also sent Ava a very brute and CLEAR text which I READ MYSELF that she ONLY sees ava as a friend and there will never be anything more than friendship between them. Ava was asking Grace to hang out so much that Grace got a weird feeling and didnt wanna lead ava one or make things unclear. Ava also says that Paige is always hitting her up and showing up to her house and it's just played off as ex girlfriend drama. Wait I have a screenshot I know it
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Around this time Ava is also served with a FUCKING RESTRAINING ORDER from Paige. And makes a complete joke about it. Won't show anyone the papers. Now IVE BEEN THROUGH THIS!!! So I fucking tell her what to do, like go to court and provide evidence that you are not stalking her. She does not go to court. So if you don't show up to defend yourself.. the restraining order is automatically granted. Ava "not knowing this" texts Paige on the year anniversary of her father's death and Paige calls the cops on Ava for breaking the restraining order. Ava is ARRESTED and goes to JAIL. She calls Reese (her best friend) to bail her out and Reese gets a bondsman and pays for Ava to get out. We feel bad bc Ava is like "I don't have parents to bail me out"," I don't have parents to teach me how to be an adult". so like duh she is right.
Now court is set for a couple weeks later because Ava has to see if she is going to go to actual jail for a couple months for breaking the restringing order. She hires a lawyer and me, Reese, grace, and a couple other friends go to the court room with her to support her. This happens the DAY AFTER I GET HOME FROM A TEN DAY TRIP IN ITALY. Reminder Grace and I broke up for a solid 5 days before a couple days into my Italy trip. Well Ava helped her fucking self to try and get with Grace while I was in Italy (grace rejected her) but was texting me she missed me while I was gone and was hoping I had a good trip yada yada. So already my hackles were fucking raised. I mean all the while I had a sense that Ava wanted to fuck Grace which I have expressed to Grace before lmao.
Back to all of us sitting in court:
Paige signs a paper from Ava's lawyer dismissing the call and whatever so Ava does not have to go to jail. We all celebrate and Grace post something about Ava on her story. Some girl who is Paige's friend slides up and says "If you knew the whole story you would not be supporting Ava. Ask her about her dead mom".
Now Grace and I don't know what to do with that info but we kinda decide to keep Ava at arm's length for now. She also was just always chaotic and being crazy and what not. She gets fired for picking fights with some girl at her work two days after the court win and I tell her maybe me her and Reese should sit down and make a plan for her life to get her back on track. All she does is smoke weed and get fucked up on the weekends. May 26th 2024 I realize I have not heard from her since the night before. I check her local and it's off and call and text her. No answer. I start freaking out. THEN. I get this TEXT. From a number I dont know and it's green.
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So I freak the fuck out. I call Reese and we decide to go to her apartment. The door is unlocked and she isnt home but her cat is. We call the local hospitals admission offices and check if she has been admitted. Nothing.
Ava finally calls Reese and tells us she had bad thoughts and checked herself into the hospital the night before. We are all relieved but also upset she didnt text anyone at all. We tell her about the random number and she loses it and gets so upset. Telling me she is so sorry. Here are some text from that convo:
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This random number starts texting Gracie and Ava's other friends terrible things like I wish she had died and shit like that. So we are all reeling from that and worried and shit. Ava and Jo graduate college so we go downtown and celebrate. Ava wears her cap and gown and seems happy.
Fast forward to June 2nd 2024. I get a call from Reese 1 hour before I'm set to pick up Ava for a Pride event at Hi-Wire.
Reese tells me a couple days prior they went to Brunch (her and Ava) to a spot where Ava wanted to go bc she knew a waitress there. Well they eat and another waitress recognizes Ava bc they know or are friends with Paige and tells Ava's waitress that Ava lied about her mom killing herself. From what I remember this waitress straight up asked Ava why people are saying she lied about it and Ava blames it on Paige trying to cause drama and shit.
Well Reese being the smartest bitch on the planet looks into it. Cannot find an obituary for Ava's mom OR dad. What does she find: HER MOTHERS INSTAGRAM. Which has a RECENT POST. AS IN 3 DAYS RECENT. Her mother is very much alive and well and paints and sells antiques. Reese and I lose it. Ethan is with me when I get all this info and me and Ethan look into it bc Reese and now I don't believe her father is dead either. Time is up, so I pick up Ava and pretend all is well and we go to Pride. Ava tells me Reese is mad at her and she thinks it's bc of some drama at her old job blah blah. I keep quiet bc I know lmao.
That night I tell the jester's chat (all my friends) and Adam being a sleuth. FINDS AVA'S DAD. Ava's dad who is also alive and well is using his retirement to be the CEO of a non-profit that builds homes for unhoused people and gets them back on their feet. So I tell Reese all this and Reese and I decide that I'm going to call and confront Ava about it all. So I do. Ava does not answer and her local is off and she wont answer texts for a long time. I get nervous she offed herself again so I do a wellness check on her. She texts me after the cops leave her house and I told her we need to talk ASAP. She calls me. And I record the convo. You can listen below just wait about 20 seconds after you click play and you will hear me say hello.
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Anyways. She admits her mother is alive but insist her father is dead. bc of this I decide to post publicly and here is why:
I know Ava very well and she manipulates situations and so I wanted to get ahead of this before she tried to tell people I was a liar and crazy
Ava lied to SO MANY PEOPLE SO MANY. I feel like lies to this degree that led to people giving her money, opening up about their trauma, giving her breaks, need to be exposed.
I have no idea how she would react to this so really I just wanted to make sure Reese and I's story was accurately portrayed which is why this blog post is needed for my sanity.
I posted it on my story and got a slew of DM's of course. I answered everyone's questions and sent my evidence to those who asked.
Reese and I don't want Ava to kill herself bc she goes ghost so I call Ava's mother whose phone number is attached to her insta and record that convo as well. I just tell her mother what has happened and that Ava will need a lot of support right now. She tells me her father is alive and they are still happily married. Ava's mother told me that Claire and Paige called her the day before and that it was not a good convo but thats all the details I got from that bc it was not my place to ask.
After posting I got a call from a girl, who legit 3 years ago copied my heart sleeve as a half sleeve and I told her that wasnt chill and that was legit it. I have not thought of her since then and never spoke about her lmao. Well she has been wanting to reach out to me and apologize for how she handled the situation and ava told her not to reach out to me.
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I called her back and she told me more details and also told me about how she told her that she is just my friend bc of my "social status" in wilmy whatever the fuck that means and that she never believed me about the Freedrink/Hugh stuff. AND GET THIS LMAO. Also told me that Ava is OBSESSED WITH MY GIRLFRIEND and was constantly telling her that Grace always asks to hangout and that grace is obsseseedd with her and that Ava is just waiting for us to break up so Ava gets her chance and would constantly talk about me and Paige whenever they hung out. Me and this girl are super chill now.
I called and told Reese this and Reese confirmed that Ava also told her she never believed my Freedrinks stuff and that Ava was constantly talking about Grace and wanting her.Ā Claiming all these people including my fucking girlfriend are obsessed with her (her as in Ava)
I got a bout 104723502358 dms about all the same stuff. Paige figured out Ava was lying and thats why she got a restraining order and so I do want to publicly apologize for being on the wrong side of the court room. That was fucked up and I was wrong.Ā 
Ava's mother also told me that AVA DID NOT GRADUATE COLLEGE LMAO. That she has to take summer classes and maybe some more next semester. SO SHE FAKED GRADUATING COLLEGE.
Ava reactivated her insta recently, blocked me instantly, didnt block MY GIRLFRIEND and posted on her close friends that she added Grace to and said "wilmy is full of lying bitches". So now here it is all laid out.Ā 
The End.Ā 
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jewllyfish Ā· 2 years ago
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Long post tw dream tw unreality tw child getting hurt tw assault(ish). Fucked up fucking dream.
Had such weird dreams last nightā€¦. So thereā€™s this regular couple who comes into my work all the time on shrooms I love them but in the dream they would always come in with this annoying ass bird lol. they asked if I would watch or hold their like 6 million dollar paintings for them while they went on vacation for the weekend and theyā€™d pay me a few hundred dollars??? and I was like sure ya but when they came by to drop them off they were like. Also youā€™re watching our bird. And I was likeā€¦ uh.. okay? It was like a Mynah or crow or some clever corvid and so they leave and Iā€™m chilling with friends and then the bird starts flying around the room and Iā€™m like thatā€™s probably not good lol and Iā€™m trying to catch it and swearing at it and itā€™s just laughing at me and Iā€™m like. Whatever, problem for later. So Iā€™m chilling there w this girl and then it like dives into the bathtub which is full and Iā€™m kinda panicking and screaming how stupid it is lol then it surfaces and changes into this like. Parrotfish looking thing?? Idek but I was just like ooooooh itā€™s one of THOSE goddAmn stupid thing. And it surfaces and looks at me and says ā€œyouā€™re not too bright yourselfā€ and Iā€™m like WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU COULD TALK bc apparently birds changing into fish is nbd but talking fish is lmao. And itā€™s real lippy and is like you didnā€™t ask. And all I could say was fair point I guess and then we were all cool and chilling and the fish would sometimes change into a bird and fly around but I liked him now lol and we were all just shooting the shit and Then the birdfish was like wanna see something cool? And my friend grins at me and then the thing CHANGES INTO A BABY?? And Iā€™m like yo WTF what else can u turn into?? And itā€™s like nuthin this is it lol wanna hold me? And Iā€™m like fuck yeah! (VERY unrealistic I hate babies they scare me) and Iā€™m like. Zooming it around like a toy airplane lol and my friend is telling me to be careful but Iā€™m like no no I got this! Watch this! And I like balance it on my feet like an acrobat and it FUCKING FALLS HEADFIRST ONTO THE FLOOR and Iā€™m like freaking out and I pick it up and half its skull is like. Mashed and dome shaped now šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ and I try to cover the fucked up part with my hand so my friend canā€™t see and maybe like moosh it back into shape but itā€™s SO SQUISHY AND FAR TOO PLIABLE and I nearly vomit and give it back to the friend super fast who puts it in the tub and is like I TOLD U SO. And the baby just changes back into the fish and is like lol that was fucked up. And Iā€™m like IM SO SORRY!! And itā€™s like nah Iā€™m fine I was just messing with you but I was sitting there like šŸ«šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘ I have to go to bed lol.
So then itā€™s the day before I have to go give the paintings back and Iā€™ve been keeping them in the basement and I go down there and thereā€™s just a party happening?? In my basement?? And Iā€™m like whatever sick lol I donā€™t know anyone here but Iā€™m sure itā€™s fine so I start drinking like a fish and this old lady is like asking me about the paintings and the bird/fish/baby and Iā€™m likeā€¦ uhā€¦ idk if I should tell you all that and sheā€™s like no no itā€™s okay! Iā€™m friends with them! And Iā€™m just like oh okay sure! And I chat a little but sheā€™s giving me weird vibes so I go over to the corner where I stashed the paintings (they were just like stylistic gold faces with blue and purple and pink and orange clouds Iā€™m gonna try and draw them later) and thereā€™s this giant hulking man in traditional Russian dress whoā€™s like. Leering at me and Iā€™m trying to ignore him so I just reach past him to grab the box theyā€™re in and he grabs my arm? And is like ā€œwhat brings a pretty thing like you to a place like thisā€ and Iā€™m like. Uh the paintingsā€¦ and heā€™s like ā€œa little thief?? You know what we do to thieves around here??ā€ And Iā€™m panicking a little cause heā€™s still got my arm and Iā€™m like bro I live here! And heā€™s like oh pardon, my name is Gustav (Gregor? Something beginning w a G) please, Drink with me! And Iā€™m like uh okay cause I donā€™t really feel like I can say no so I skip off and grab a bottle of wine that for some reason I know is drugged?? Or maybe it was just absinthe idrk but he takes a huge swig and Iā€™m like heheheā€¦ yessā€¦ and then gives it to me and is like. Now you. Drink. All fucking scary like and Iā€™m like uuuuuuuh okay so I DO? I ALSO swig the drugged wine and heā€™s leering at me again and Iā€™m like well nothing for it. Gotta seduce him so Iā€™m like asking him what a big strong man like him is doing here and rubbing all up on him and heā€™s eating it up meanwhile Iā€™m also like pushing drink after drink into his hand and heā€™s tossing em back (to give a reference of this manā€™s size Iā€™m giving him solo cups and they look like Dixie cups in his hand) and he like swings his arm around me and is telling me heā€™s getting sleepy and Iā€™m like oh well perfect! You just rest right here and Iā€™ll be right back to help you get comfortable ;) and he kinda slumps over and I squirm away and grab the paintings and fucking HIGHTAIL it out of the basement
But by now itā€™s 6 or 7am lmao and itā€™s time for the couple to pick up their paintings (also pretty sure there was a break in and armed robbers at some point but that part is fuzzy) and im still fucking wasted and trying to find my way thru the house and sheā€™s waiting at the kitchen counter super impatiently and just tapping her foot and glaring at me, and I plop the box down on the counter and im like here they are safe and sound and she FLIPS sheā€™s like ā€œYOU WERE KEEPING THESE IN THE BASEMENT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THEYRE WORTH!?ā€ And im like uh yeah? Donā€™t worry theyā€™re safe and fine theyā€™re in a box and cardboard sleeve and she just like stops dead and glares at me with the fire of a thousand suns and is like ā€œyou little ratā€¦. You switched them out, didnā€™t you!!!ā€ And Iā€™m like. Still SO fucking drunk and Iā€™m like lady what the hell are you talking about. Look at them. Theyā€™re the same. And Iā€™m trying to argue with her about how could I have done that w a forgery in 2 fuck days but she doesnā€™t want to hear it and just grabs the box and storms out and Iā€™m like chasing after her like BRO you gotta pay me do you know what I did to keep those safe!! And sheā€™s like oooh Iā€™m sure theyā€™re safe in your little hidey hole somewhere and leaves and Iā€™m just standing there like ????? And I hear a ā€œyoo hoo!ā€ And look over and the weird old lady from the party is there and holding the struggling bird baby fish while itā€™s changing rapidly between the 3 states and she grins evilly at me and disappears and Iā€™m just. So tired and exhausted and drunk lol and then I wake up.
Anyway if u read this far amazing hope you enjoyed my fucked ur Covid dreams
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blxetsi Ā· 4 years ago
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hi! i find your headcanons really cute and accurate and they actually make me giggle because yes. i was wondering if i can request reader pranking the warriors (or anyone else you want to add) where they're both chilling in bed and reader suddenly says they are sleeping on the living room/sofa? if you ever do it, thank you so much!
here's the link of the prank : https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJyKughS/
ty for your request bb !! this was rlly fun to do šŸ˜šŸ‘
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pranking the warriors headcanons (modern au)
characters: reiner braun x gn!reader, bertholdt hoover x gn!reader, annie leonhart x gn!reader
warnings: uh fluff ? humor, maybe suggestive content ?
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reiner braun
- yuh so u saw the trend on tiktok and thought itd be hilarious to do it on reiner
- you didnt set up a camera or anything,,, reiner can be very observant so he'd probably notice if your phone was propped up in a weird way
- you two were changing the sheets before bed, putting on a nice pastel colour
- you kinda just said it out of the blue
- "im gonna sleep on the couch tonight, okay honey ?"
- he kinda just,,, stops folding the comforter over for a second, before finishing his job
- ".....okay."
- HE LOOKED LIKE A KICKED PUPPY WTF
- "are you okay with that ?" "well, why are you sleeping there tonight ?"
- you came up w the excuse off the top of your head
- "well,,,, you snore....." GOOD GOING MF šŸ™„šŸ¤š
- his jaw DROPS and he looks at you with so much shock
- "and you've just brought this up now ? just as we're about to go to sleep ? i dont snore. ive never snored ever before. how long have i been doing this ? how long have you been keeping this from me-" OKAY BAE CALM DOWN
- hes so shocked and embarrassed omg
- you cant help but laugh in his face and he stands there on the other side of the bed looking at you like šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘ļø
- "im so sorry baby, it was just a joke from tiktok im sorry i promise"
- now he wants you to sleep on the couch
- but after you press some FAT kisses all over his face he caves and you two get into bed for sleepy time
- just as youre about to doze off a tiny voice near your ear goes "do i really snore though ?" BITCH GO TO SLEEP ā€¼ļø
bertholdt hoover
- bitch literally doesnt even care
- im sorry
- if anything he offers to sleep w you on the couch
- "im gonna sleep on the couch tonight"
- "šŸ¤Ø why ?"
- "uh, theres a draft in here." "where ?" "what" "like where do you feel it ?" "uh, near the vent ?" "šŸ˜ is that a question or an answer" "u bitch"
- he literally calls ur bluff idc idc
- he plays along though "okay lets sleep on the couch then, or we can switch sides so i can feel this draft"
- "no i have to sleep on the couch"
- "so you're just sick of me then" okay gaslight gatekeep girlboss šŸ™„šŸ¤š tone it down šŸ˜‹šŸ¤ž
- you end up just going to bed on your normal side
- "omg babe" "what im trying to sleep" "i feel the draft šŸ˜¹" "go fuck yourself"
- the mf is so smug he already knew the trend going around, he felt so smart like shut up ā€¼ļø
annie leonhart
- doesnt believe you
- makes you sleep with her anyways
- shes waiting for u to finish brushing your teeth, and when you come in you go into the closet and pull a folded blanket up from the top shelf
- "you cold ?" "no i uh,,, im gonna sleep on the couch tonight"
- SHE LAUGHS. LITERALLY LAUGHS "no you arent"
- "why not ?" "because you're sleeping with me"
- okay mommy šŸ„°šŸ‘
- she gets up from her comfy spot just to pull you to bed
- "are you trying to seduce me into sleeping here ?" "i dont need to seduce you to get you to sleep here"
- youre right tho,,, ur right
- you guys get settled into bed with your head on her chest, and she holds you like she normally does, one hand on your back and the other cradling your head
- finally she says "hitch showed me a video of her doing that prank on marlowe, you arent slick"
- "hitch did it on marlowe ?? i wanna see that" "its nothing special, just marlowe freaking out and thinking he did something wrong" "that sounds funny" "eh, it was alright"
- you two go to sleep in each others arms like normal, and annie has another cute memory of her lover to think about now
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YUH ā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø REQUESTS R OPEN ILY ALL STAY SAFE
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mythiccheroacademia Ā· 5 years ago
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A/N: Thank you hottieā¤ļø Tumblr was fucking with the format, so I had to repost.Ā  Anyways, I looovveee this request. Iā€™ve been waiting to be in the right mood to write this. Like, jealous muscular himbos completely head over heels for their s/o? Sign me up.
Sorry for the wait. I hope you enjoy this, sugar plum
All characters are 18+
Warnings: smut below the line!
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Katsuki Bakugo:
SFW
bakugo doesnt get jealous
he usually felt secure in your relationship
yeah he got annoyed when kaminari would jokingly flirt with you
and yes, it made him angry when the dekusquad would literally stare at you with puppy dog eyes
and it pissed him off when kirishima suddenly became the funniest guy in the room when you were around
but he wasnā€™t jealous
how could he be? heā€™s bakugo katsuki
you agreed to go out with him. the strongest. the best. you couldn't get any better than him
right?
lmao no
the bigger the ego, the more fragile it was
bakugo doesnt handle jealousy well
thereā€™s a small part of him that knows he can be an asshole
heā€™s not the most...affectionate person
but damn it, if he doesnt try his hardest for you
you notice that he gets quieter but his actions become a lot more aggressive
heā€™s glaring at anyone that smiles at you
itā€™s honestly scarier than his threats
forces you to hold hands
is suddenly into PDA??? when he kissed you in front of your friends you literally made a face
you didn't know what was up with him, but you were really confused when you told him to chill and he visibility wilted
once he came around to telling you that he wouldn't hold it against you if you wanted to leave him, you were quick to reassure him
give him a couple kisses and rub his ego just a tad, and heā€™ll be back to normal
acts like he didn't just look like he was about to cry two seconds ago
NSFW
there are two things that happen when bakugo gets jealous
at first, heā€™s very rough and handsy
he likes to talk big and say things like
ā€œimma fuck you up when we get homeā€
ā€œyou like when daddy does that, sweetheart?ā€
ā€œkiss it right there, babyā€
ā€œyoure mine. tell me your mineā€
heā€™s doing everything he can to get you screaming and thrashing
heā€™ll go down on you for hours, leave you trembling, only to tell you that was a warm-up
thereā€™s this dark look in his eyes when heā€™s pounding into you, gripping the headboard so he can angle himself in the best position possible
itā€™s like heā€™s trying to prove himself by wrecking you
in the midst of your fucking, just when you feel like youre about to pass out, bakugoā€™s head falls on your shoulder
heā€™s still thrusting into you, but it gets slower and deeper
needier
now itā€™s not just fucking
looks into your eyes with the most adoring gaze and kisses the breath of out you
he canā€™t speak, too deep into your lovemaking to express how much he loves you
how heā€™s so scared of losing you
but you donā€™t need his words to understand
lock your legs around his hips and tell him how youā€™ll always be his and he will let out a moan that makes your toes curl
when you reach your high, itā€™s a vulnerable moment
lots of soft kisses and hugging
wont admit to the tears that sting his eyes but is willing to express his adornment for you through his embrace and aftercare
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Todoroki Shouto:
SFW
todoroki doesnt have a lot of experience with jealousy
he knows what anger is
heā€™s felt insecurity
and he knows what it feels like to long for something or someone
but envy was a foreign concept to him
that was until he got into his first romantic relationship with you
don't get him wrong, he trusted you with everything
you gave him no reason to question your loyalty
and it never occurred to him that you would leave him for someone else because of how strong your love was for one another
however, his insecurities always got the best of him
he had a lot of baggage
he knew that
and when someone would approach you, someone that looked free-spirited and independent, heā€™d wonder if he was holding you back
even then, he canā€™t help but think that no one is worth the ground you walked on
not even himself sometimes
he never brings it up
but you notice that he started touching his scar a lot more
todoroki would try to act more extroverted thinking it would be better if he was livelier
youre deep talks about family matter diminished little by little
he tried to fill your comfortable silence with awkward conversation
you were so confused why your bf was acting so different
it took a couple attempts to get him to spill his thoughts
once he did, heā€™s stark quiet, looking away, fearing that youā€™d be so disappointed in him
but you just take his face in your hands and tell him
ā€œyouā€™re my whole world shouto. why would i ever give that up?ā€
he holds you in his arms for a long time after that
NSFW
behind his jealousy of onlooking eyes is a deep steed of low self-esteem
and you can feel it when you get intimate
heā€™s always looking to please you, but now heā€™s desperate, trying so hard to think of what will make you feel good
it makes you sad bc he already knows the answer to those questions
but he overthinks it
heā€™s noticeably shier
his touches are hesitant as he second-guesses himself
is continuously asking if youā€™re okay or if heā€™s doing it right
at one point, you have to take charge and push him down on the bed
ā€œlet me show you how much i want you. just youā€
licks his lips as you kiss down his body
one of those guys that believes sucking his dick is a chore šŸ’€
ā€œyou don't have to do thatā€ face ass
so when you suck the soul out of him, heā€™s SPRUNG
would write a song about it if he could LMAO
quickly says he loves you before kissing you like the world depends on it as you ride him
twirl your hips in the way he likes and heā€™ll hiss out curses
run your hands through his hair and kiss his scar and heā€™ll give you such pretty moans
please tell him how beautiful he is and how much you love him
my mans will nut on the spot
after the first round, he regains his confidence and flips you on your hands and knees
before you even know whatā€™s going on, heā€™s pounding into you, gripping your hips like a lifeline
now that heā€™s reminded that heā€™s your man, he spends the night realigning your spine
bc who could do it better?
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Togata Mirio:
SFW
mirio is one of the most confident people ever
not only is he secure in himself, but heā€™s secure in your relationship
he knows he bagged a baddie
ofc people would be all over you
he couldn't blame them! i mean, look at you!
when people approached you, he usually let you handle it
if they were persistent, he would just put an arm around your waist
ā€œyouā€™ve got good taste, but theyā€™re taken! sorry!ā€
itā€™s so wholesome that the other person canā€™t even find it within themselves to be upset
there was only one time he recalled getting genuinely jealous
it was during the time you two weren't exclusively dating
just going on dates to see how things went
at the same time, he overheard from your friend that your ex was trying to get back with you
when he heard that, he started sweating
it wasn't jealousy, but more like fear
he was determined not to lose you
not when things were going so well
mirio literally goes above and beyond on your dates
mans deadass learns how to cook all your favorite foods to bring to you
youre crying bc the seasoning was just *chefā€™s kiss*
brings you flowers at random times of the day
sends you pictures of things that remind him of you
youā€™re just soaking up all the attention
heā€™s always been an extra person so you didn't think much of it
it wasn't until you two were cuddling and watching a movie in his apartment that he confesses to you
ā€œi know that iā€™m competing against history between you and your ex, but i want you to know that my feelings for you are strong, y/n. and iā€™ll do everything to prove to you that i can be the man of your dreamsā€
you stare at him before bringing him in for a kiss
ā€œthereā€™s a reason my ex is my exā€
ā€œbut--ā€
ā€œjust ask me to be yours already, mirioā€
he didnt have to be told twice
NSFW
it was actually that same night that cuddling turned into something a little nastier
honestly, from then on, if you cuddled for more than 20min, there was a 99% chance yall end up fucking lmao
but that night, when he was kissing your neck and grinding his dick against you, he noticed your phone light up on the nightstand
you were too caught up in his fingers between your legs but he saw the text from your ex
it read: ā€œi know this might be out of the blue, but would you wanna catch up over dinner sometime?ā€
now, mirio wasn't one to be spiteful
but he couldn't help but get a little heated
knowing your ex was trying to get back with you was way different than seeing it
a tiny switch goes off in his head and now heā€™s ready to make it known that you and him are together
youā€™re in heaven as mirioā€™s lips suck and nip at your neck and body
his head game is immaculate
turns you on your stomach so he can massage your back and ass before sliding into you
mirio holds your neck and gives you sloppy kisses as his hips swim into you
your phone lights up again and you can barely think straight when he gets rougher
starts pounding into you like heā€™s tryna put a baby in you whether itā€™s possible or not šŸ’€
youre grabbing for anything you can hold as he starts whispering sweet nothings about how heā€™s gonna take care of you
whew...what a man yall šŸ„“
the entire time heā€™s wearing a shit-eating grin
bc he knows he won
might have accidentally sent your ex a voice recording of you moaning his name
oops
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manonblaqkbeak Ā· 3 years ago
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Sugar, sugar
(genuinely hate coming up with titles lol)
this is just rowaelin being pining idiots, one of my fave tropes for day 11--delayed love confession
just a note, the lifestyle in this fic is more of a background note and doesnt really take centre stage in this fic. itā€™s one ive been tempted to write for a while tbh but didnt really get around to it until now
cw: very, very light smut (like barely non existent, but just in case), a lil bit of swearing
enjoy! :)
3k words (officially my longest fic, yay!)
Every thought in Aelin's mind was blank. She trudged through her apartment that she shared with Nehemia, absentmindedly kicking off her heels that Rowan purchased for her months ago. Then the light jacket she wore joined the shoes, the fabric was perfectly soft and perfect for the autumn chill.
It was yet another piece of item that Rowan purchased for her. A lot of the things she had know were thanks to Rowan, either from his own wallet or from the biweekly allowance he sent herā€”a generous allowance that was a thousand times better than her weekly paycheck from the bookstore she'd been working at since she turned twenty-two; her business degree had turned out to be useless and so she turned to the bookstore that had been her stable job for three years.
Aelin barely touched her weekly wage now, it was practically buried underneath the money the Rowan gave her.
Because Rowan Whitethorn, thirty-five and a successful CEO who was well known, was her sugar daddy. Had been now for fourteen months. But he was more than that, more than just a man that paid her to spend time with him. He respected her, was loyal to her, listened to her and responded with actual sentences instead of a word or two like other men she had dated. He was charming, didn't treat her like she was nothing but arm candy, and she knew him so well, as he knew her, and each fortnight she sometimes forgot their whole arrangement, but she was sharply reminded when she received the notification from her bank that the two and a half thousand dollars that Rowan sent her was now in her savings account.
When she agreed to their arrangement after several get-to-know you dates, Rowan had wanted to give her three and a half grand every week, and gods Aelin had been tempted because she had never had so much money in her life, but told him that it was far too much and negotiated.
Two and a half thousand was the lowest that Rowan was willing to go, and even though Aelin only knew him for two weeks at that point, she could tell that he would not budge, so she agreed to the amount.
The first time that money had landed in her account, Aelin had thought that maybe she had imagined the whole thing, but the money was a sharp reminder of what she know wasā€”a sugar baby. Those words still didn't feel like they applied to her.
And he still spent money on her when they spent time together. Just last week he gifted her with diamond earrings in the shapes of roses with a necklace to match. She wore them tonight, not because he bought them for her but because she genuinely loved the pieces.
Needing something sweetā€”despite the fact she had only finished her chocolate hazelnut gelato twenty minutes agoā€”she dug through her fridge and found the brownies that Nehemia had baked the other day. She told herself that she would leave some for her long-time friend, but Aelin really doubted that would happen.
Aelin relished in the cold air of the fridge as she found the new can of whipped cream on the top shelf. The fridge was one of the first things she purchased with the money she was now being gifted with (and after that came a new washer and dryer, a dish-washing machine and television. Almost everything in her apartment was brand new now, the food were actual brands instead of the generic, tasteless shit. She had bras that fit her properly and were so damned comfortable that she forgot she was wearing them half the time).
The old fridge was a cheap hunk of junk that she and Nehemia purchased off Facebook marketplace for a hundred dollars, it barely kept things cold, but with expensive rent and bills and general life things, Nehemia and her couldn't afford anything better.
Which was how she ended up in this situation. Picking up more shifts barely gave them anything extra, because the economy right now in Terrasen was shit. Nehemia had made a joke about needing sugar daddies, and Aelin, knowing that Nehemia could never really do such a thing, had decided that maybe it was a good idea.
Nehemia had told Aelin that she was insane for pursuing such a thing, and that she had only been joking, but Aelin was not and that she could handle herself if things went wrong.
Nehemia had told her not to do anything, but Aelin was determined and started her search. It had taken a while to find a website that was genuine and didn't make her feel like she had to scrub her eyes out with bleach.
She created her page in private, because she not only was Nehemia against the idea, but so was Elide and Lysandraā€”she didn't dare tell Aedion what she was doing. Her cousin could be an overprotective pain in her ass at times, and Aelin was very well aware that if Aedion caught wind of what she was doing, he would have locked her up in her room without any type of device so she couldn't go forward with her plan.
She appreciated their concern, she did, but she was a consenting, tax-paying adult, and if she wanted to use her time to get paid spending time with a rich man, then Aelin was allowed to do exactly that.
It wasn't prostitution, she had looked it up, because it was the sugar babies that had the power and so that was how it went with her and Rowan.
Aelin didn't even have sex with Rowan until it was the sixth month anniversary of her and Rowan's...relationship (and gods, it was the best sex Aelin ever had. Rowan was a generous and completely unselfish lover).
He was the first one she came across on the site and almost drooled down herself when she saw his picture. Silver hair, pine-green eyes, a beautiful tattoo down the length of his left arm and tanned skin, he was stupidly attractive and only ten years old than her.
Aelin messaged him first only after being on the site for ten minutes, deciding that surely he was the best one and that she needn't bother to look at any other candidates.
They hit it off straight away, and after deciding on a restaurant to meet at, Aelin had informed Nehemia of the matter, which she was promptly met with question after question: why can't a thirty-four year old man find someone his own age? Is he one of those men that can't date a woman five minutes older than him because of some stupid made up reason? How do you know for certain that it's him in the picture? What if he's cat-fishing you? What if he's a freak, or a killer? What if he's just pretending to be rich to kidnap you? What if, what if, what if?
And so after a heated discussion, Nehemia had come along on her date-that-wasn't-really-a-date and sat a few tables away from her and Rowan, watching themā€”especially himā€”the entire time like a hawk.
Aelin had completely forgotten that her friend was there, so enraptured by Rowan and what he did and how he saw life.
It had been fourteen months of seeing Rowan and genuinely enjoying spending time with him and weeks ago, she realised that she wanted it to be something more. That she had come to care for him, not because of the money, but purely because it was Rowan and he made her feel seen and he wasn't afraid of her, because she had once been told by an ex that she could be too much and that he couldn't handle all her baggage.
Aelin wanted a life with him.
So Aelin told Rowan she loved him when he dropped her off tonight after their dinner and a movie date, telling him how she felt, and he had said thank you. He gave her a chaste kiss on the cheek and went home, leaving behind the pine-and-snow scent of him.
Aelin really wanted to find a hole to crawl into and die.
She was scarfing down her third brownie when Nehemia's bedroom door opened, her friend clad in an old matching pj set, her slippers shuffling across the tile.
ā€œWhat happened? Are you okay?ā€ her friend asked upon seeing Aelin's guttered look. Her dark brows furrowed. ā€œDid that bastard hurt you? If he did, I'llā€”ā€
ā€œHe didn't do anything,ā€ Aelin interrupted her friend. Taking the food, Aelin planted herself on the teal blue velvet sofa Rowan gave her for Yulemas last year, ignoring the scent of not just him, but of them both from when he came over after work just the other day with pizza and a DVD that she insisted that she watched because it was too good not to, when they forgot all about the movie as Rowan buried himself inside her, leaving hickeys all over her neck that she had to cover up with thick concealer.
Nehemia joined her on the couch, her friend momentarily forgetting for now that she had walked in on her and Rowan just moments after they finished, muttering under her breath in Eyllwe as she glared at them defiling the couch, and gave her a look that Aelin knew that Nehemia would listen to every word that came out from her.
And when Aelin was done recounting the story, all Nehemia could come up with was, ā€œOh.ā€
ā€œYes, 'oh,'. I've probably fucked up the whole thing. So don't be surprised if I call you on your lunch break tomorrow telling you he's broken things off.ā€
ā€œAelin, I don't think he will. I know that I'm not the biggest fan of your...situationā€”ā€
ā€œI'm aware,ā€ Aelin said, cutting her friend off. ā€œYou still won't let me buy you a new mattress, even though yours is hard as a brick and lumpy as hell. I've told you that you can pay meā€”ā€
ā€œAelin,ā€ Nehemia said, ā€œwe're not talking about mattresses right now. As I was saying, I doubt he'll break things off because I've seen the way he looks at you. I still think he's too old for you, but he cares for you. You probably just caught him by surprise.ā€
ā€œHow does he look at me?ā€ Aelin was observant, but sometimes when she was with Rowan, all her observation skills went out the window.
ā€œLike he loves you,ā€ Nehemia said, no hint of doubt in her voice.
Aelin sighed, her feelings slowly starting to crush her. ā€œI guess I'll just have to take your word for it.ā€
Sighing once more, Aelin put the food back in the fridge, showered and went to bed, forgoing her usual night texting ritual with Rowan.
She really wasn't looking forward to tomorrow.
X X X X X X
Rowan couldn't concentrate, which wasn't a good thing, since his job dealt with having to concentrate all the time. But no matter what mind-focusing techniques he did, he couldn't stop thinking about Aelin.
Couldn't stop thinking about how she said she was in love with him. How her beautiful eyes had been sparkling when she said those words to him. And how the light in them dimmed when he said thank you and kissed her on the cheek, telling her that he would talk to her later. But he hadn't texted her, nor did she.
I love you, Rowan. I'm in love with you.
Thank you. He really couldn't believe that was what he said. Felt like an utter fool and a bastard as he realised he probably crushed her heart. Aelin didn't like being vulnerable, and she had been when she said those words and he had gone and fucked it all up.
Rowan loved Aelin, he did, but he truly wasn't prepared for those words. He loved how on the weekends they would be up at one am, baking chocolate goodies, dancing in the quiet kitchen, humming quietly to Aelin's classical music playlist, with her wearing not the nightgowns that he loved, but one of his old hoodies.
He didn't think that he would get along with her so well once they met, thinking that their online interactions were nothing but a fluke. He was moments away from deleting the profile because he didn't actually create it, but Fenrys had, his friend grumbling that he needed a girlfriend, with Rowan arguing that creating a profile on a sugar daddy site was not dating but probably the opposite, when Aelin messaged him.
His life-long friend didn't listen, much to Rowan's annoyanceā€”but he didn't grab his phone out of his friends hand; Rowan blamed it on the several whiskys he had downed by that point.
Aelin bewitched him on that first meet up. She was intelligent as hell and funny, and creative and beautiful. He was aware of why she was on the date with him, but he didn't care, just as long as he got to see her again.
Fourteen months later and Rowan was still bewitched. He wanted to be with her on a permanent basis, but wasn't completely sure how to take that step.
Clearly, Aelin had taken that step for them, and Rowan was the worlds biggest moron.
I love you, Rowan. I'm in love with you.
Thank you.
Groaning, Rowan turned away from his computer and looked at the skyline, ignoring the buildings to instead watch the puffy clouds drift by.
Aelin loved watching the clouds, loved stargazing, loved questioning about the universe and what the skies held.
He never really paid any of that stuff attention, not until he met her.
Rowan didn't want to lose her, didn't want her to think that he was about to break up with her over this. He had to see her, so he grabbed his keys and wallet, told his secretary to hold his calls for the rest of the day, and went to visit Aelin.
X X X X X X
It had been an usually busy day for a Wednesday and Aelin was glad for her lunch break as she trudged up to the roof of the shopping centre. She wasn't really allowed up here, but she wanted some fresh air and to feel the sun against her skin as she sat down and dug into her lunchā€”fast food, unfortunately for her, because she was so frazzled from last night that she completely forgot about making a pack lunch.
Rowan hadn't called her, or texted her. Not even an email had been sent her way.
Aelin hated that she felt so damned mopey. She was an independent woman, but gods, even a good morning text would have been fine.
She finished her lunch, popping several mints into her mouth to get rid of the onion taste, when the roof door crashed open and a familiar hulking figure came into view.
He must have spoken to Elide to find her here.
Aelin's brow furrowed. ā€œRowan, what are you doing here?ā€ Oh gods, surely he wasn't going to break up with her, she still had hours to go; there'd be no way she could work if she had tears in her eyes.
Taking her hands in his, Aelin stood up. She steeled herself against whatever he was going to say.
ā€œI love you, Aelin. I'm in love with you, too,ā€ Rowan said, his eyes soft and full of genuine love. Aelin's heart shot up into her throat. ā€œI want a life with you. I want us to buy a home, one that has warmth and character, and a big garden. I want a dog. And kids too, if you want, I know that you've never mentioned it, but if you don't want any then that is completely fine. I want to support you in whatever endeavors you want to take, and if you ever want to go back to university, then I'll support you, or if you want to find a way to use your business degree, I'll help you with that, too. Whatever you want Aelin, I'll give it to you, as long as you're by my side, I'll be happy.ā€
Aelin was silent for so long that Rowan thought that maybe he shocked her into silence. But eventually, she smiled, one that was dazzling in its beauty that it took his breath away.
ā€œYou love me?ā€
ā€œI do, Aelin, I love you.ā€
She kissed his cheek. ā€œThank you.ā€
Rowan groaned at the amusement in her tone, in her eyes. ā€œYou're never going to let me live that down, are you?ā€
She smirked. ā€œDefinitely not. It'll be a nice story to tell our children...one day. For now, I think we should contend with being proper significant others.ā€
Rowan nodded, smiling. ā€œI like the sound of that.ā€
ā€œGood, because I need to get back to work, since I'm no longer accepting your allowances. I won't deny the use of your credit card, but other than that, you are no longer my sugar daddy.ā€
It was Rowan's turned to smirk, and it was the one that made her core clench. ā€œHow about I be 'daddy' instead?ā€
Aelin snorted, even as she clenched around nothing again. Smacking his arm lightly, Aelin kissed him. ā€œOnly if you behave,ā€ she said against his lips, ā€œand now I really need to go back to work.ā€
Rowan walked her back, their fingers laced together, and as she turned to say goodbye, Aelin said, ā€œI'll see you later, daddy.ā€
Rowan groaned, and it took everything in him not to take her hand and into his car to have his wicked way with her.
By the time he thought of a response, Aelin was already back to work, helping a customer with an impressive stack of books in her arms.
But she knew he was still there, because the way she swayed her hips to the counter was all for him, and when she saw him watching her, Aelin winked, making Rowan's heart flutter in his chest.
He really did love her. And he would live with her teasing him for the rest of his life, just as long as she was with him.
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sataninh33ls Ā· 3 years ago
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i came across "apocalypse" (by Cigarettes After Sex) and immediately had this stream of thoughts.. may as well share it here for fic portion ideas or just a good time before it leaves me forever:
- post game setting
- both heisenberg and ethan survived (i've always pictured heisenberg getting revived by the duke after having felt the lord's essense through his crystalized remains... heisenberg then saves ethan from getting blown up to smithereens by using all his freshly revived and recharged magnetic powers to summon a crazy amount of metal to shield them)
- bickering enemies (who are constantly in each other's throats) to friends and eventually lovers succession
- spent their months together fighting their way out of the village and nearby areas and cities since both BSAA and Blue Umbrella are after them
- there's obvious chemistry between the two and eventually developed into some serious sexual tension that neither one of them wants to admit
- one of their encounters with the bioweapons of BSAA, had ethan in a near death experience that shook heisenberg to the core. realized how much he really cares for the blond.
- heisenberg still played it cool when ethan came to
- ethan is very glad that heisenberg didnt abandon him after near fatal encounter knowing that the older could've just fled the scene to ensure that no one takes away his freedom.
- in a not so brief moment of respite in a bustling city where they can easily blend in (i assume that they're able to collect supplies and clothing in their "travels"), the two decided to celebrate after making it that far. they found an abandoned apartment complex and decided to set up camp on the rooftop
- so, this is when i imagine having apocalypse as the background music while they chill. they have celebratory drinks but had no intention of getting hammered since they need to always be on their toes as soon as the situation calls for it.
- started talking about their nearly year long journey, their own traumas that are not too different after all, and how they realized that they do make an amazing team. as a defense mechanism to distract them from their "feelings that they feel about each other," they still go about their usual trade of insults but would sort of stop for a bit whenever something too real is brought up
- after a while, they lay side by side in their make up bed spread with cushions and blankets still talking about stuff. when they finished each other's sentence about life, heisenberg must've come to a life changing realization and suddenly pulls ethan into a deep kiss. the blond getting shocked at first but gave in eventually.. kissing the heisenberg with an equal amount of burning passion. oohh, and they kiss during this part of the song: "your lips, my lips. apocalypse." both started to get all handsy because of all their pent up feelings. then ethan pulls back a tiny bit to ask the other in a very sexed up whisper, "what are we doing?" heisenberg looked at him lustfully and said, "something that we should've done a long time ago." and he then captured lips once more this time with more fire and...
god knows what the carnal fuck happens along the way. but i see them consummating their uh... togetherness like there's no tomorrow. and the song continues to play in the background til it fades to the end.
(my HC has always been heisenberg as the domineering top and ethan as a power bottom LOL)
that's it! i'm in no way, shape or form a writer (i didn't even proofread this. who cares?) but it's good to get these ideas out every now and then
this is my fav version of Apocalypse since it's more suited to play in the background as things go down.
https://youtu.be/0d85FCVeoPs
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baecvlt Ā· 4 years ago
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hi um.. this might be an odd request and ofc you dont have to do it but uh can i get a byakuya togami x reader (smut oneshot) in which the reader has a degradation kink and well, its byakuya, you can decided on the rest
The Same Deep Water as You
in which the reader is degraded by Byakuya TogamiĀ 
Byakuya Togami x Reader
smut
(as stated in follow up dm) fem reader
requested by anon: first tike working with this kind of thing
warnings: degradation and slightly masochist actions to be aware of (not too severe). good ending tho so..
enjoy !
She was a quiet girl, never really spoke to anyone but Makoto and Kyoko. They werenā€™t so awful. While others werenā€™t awful, she didnā€™t think of them as approachable. She could talk to them, but she couldnā€™t be too trusting. Especially ofā€”
ā€œWhat did I tell you about looking in my direction, you cretinā€
Byakuya Togami.
Makoto and Kyoko looked back at Byakuya, staring.Ā ā€œI wasnā€™t staring,ā€ she argued,ā€œHonestly, I wasnā€™tā€. He approached her,ā€œSo, Iā€™m a liar now?ā€. She shook her head frantically, hoping heā€™d go away.Ā ā€œGive it up, Togami,ā€ Kyoko said,ā€œLeave the poor girl alone. Sheā€™s having a rough dayā€. She looked away and put her head down on the table.Ā ā€œWhatever,ā€ he said,ā€œIā€™m not even half interested to know why. Just keep your distanceā€.
She had no idea what was wrong with him, why his cruelty shone on her and no one else. He was a dick to everyone, but most of all towards her. It was kind of starting to hurt, but mostly because being in this situation of a killing game was rather stressful. Byakuyaā€™s unnecessary cruelty didnā€™t help. Still, she tried to keep a smile, if not, at least a friendly face.
ā€œWell, Makoto and I have business to attend to with that whole next blackened bullshit. See you later. By the way, just stay out of Togamiā€™s way. Heā€™s a prick, it wonā€™t do u any good to be near him. Okay?ā€
She nodded, taking his advice a little too literal.
She did exactly as Kyoko told her as she tried keeping a routine. She went to her room, grabbing her very little laundry. She walked to the laundry room, pusbing open the door. When she got a view of the room, she immediately turned back, for Byakuya was sitting there doing his laundry. She went to her room, set her clothes down, and waited for Byakuya to leave.
Finally, he was gone. This allowed for her to wash her clothes. After drying and folding, she decided itā€™d be a good idea to relax and enjoy what the school had to offer, such as the sauna. What? Who cares if this is a killing game? It was far more luxurious than anything she had in her day to day life. She has the right enjoy things. Wearing her bathing suit underneath, she walked her way to the sauna, but before that, she stripped down and put her normal clothes in a locker. Then, she was off.
As she sat in the heat, she thought to herself. All these thoughts were regarding Byakuya. It was things like ā€œWhy is he such a dick?ā€ and ā€œWhy me? What did I do?ā€. They were all valid thoughts. At this point, he was treating her worse than he treats Toko. Itā€™s got to he something he has against her. Then again, she couldnā€™t act like she didnā€™t like it. The sheer degradation of it all gave her a thrill, but Byakuya wasnā€™t fucking her so really he had no reason to act that way. Just as she wrapped up her thoughts, she decided it was a good time to leave before the sauna burned her skin right off. She walked right out of there. When alone, she was pretty confident about herself, her body. Its when sheā€™s around others that she gets quiet. Judgement is a fear of hers, so sheā€™s learned that the more you say/do, the more susceptible to judgement you are.
...but she was alone, she didnt worry.
Confidently, she walked out of the sauna. Despite the heat, it was refreshing. She opened her locker, getting her clothes out. She began to get dressed, realizing no one was around, then straight up stopped giving a fuck. She got her normal underwear on without interruptions, sliding on her pantyhose then skirt. Now it was time for her top. She took off her bikini top and replaced it with her bra. That was when she heard footsteps approaching, but they faded, so she ignored it. Putting on her long sleeve button up, her torso faced the entrance as her eyes focused on her buttons.
ā€œChrist, screw meā€
Without thinking, she replied,ā€œGive me a time and place?ā€. She very slowly realized who the voice belonged to as she stopped buttoning up her shirt. Byakuya stared, she covered her mouth. ā€œEager, arenā€™t you?,ā€ he scoffed. She finished her buttons as she walked right past him, ignoring his snide remark. That perv. Surely, he couldā€™ve said something. He was there for a while. Was he judging her or did he like what he saw? Who knows?
What we know now is that the Togamiā€™s raised a weirdo.
This only gave her a better reason to avoid him. Everytime she went somewhere, if she saw him there, regardless if he had seen her or not sheā€™d walk out. Like when she wanted a snack, he was there. ā€œHey,ā€ he said to her, but she was gone. This also happened in the Rec Room, where she was playing with Celeste. He walked in, looking for Makoto. Even still, and mid-game, she dismissed herself. If only there was one place where she wouldnā€™t have to see him. Then, she remembers she overheard Byakuya say he was in no need of the library.
She figured itā€™d be a good opportunity for her to go there and read something, be in solitude. Sheā€™d been there once and it was so quiet. She walked her way there, peeking first to make sure the coast was clear. She picked up a random book of poetry. It didnā€™t matter what book it was really, she just wanted to read. She was glad the library was unoccupied. It was quite peaceful. Unlike the sauna, it took her mind off Byakuya. God, heā€™d be perfect if he wasnā€™t a prick. Why was he so cute? So attractive? If given the chance, she would show him how she cares, but whatā€™s it worth if he despises her for no reason? Oh, well. She had read enough pages, deciding to leave an hour later. Suddenly, she got the feeling that she wasnā€™t alone. She had a pretty good instinct when it came to these things.
She didnā€™t want to be the next victim of anything, so she ran out and hurried to her room.
Bing-bong, Bing-Bong!
Nighttime, how great. Well at least that night ended on a rather okay note, despite everything else. Just as she was headed to her bed, there was a note slipped underneath her door. It startled her, picking it up.
ā€œCome to my room at once. Togamiā€
Great.
So not only did she have to endure his verbal abuse during the day, it seems it could also branch out at night. She knew she didnā€™t have to go, but maybe if she did as he said, heā€™d back off. She walked to his room, only a few doors down the hall. She knew, this was disobidience of the bed time rule, but in that moment, it was the least of her concern. She put on her clothes from earlier today, heading out. She knocked on the door, waiting for him to open the door, and it did after a few seconds. Her heart was pounding as the door opened, his blue eyes shining in the dim light. ā€œY/N,ā€ he greeted casually. She noticed he still wore his suit and in no way looked like he was at all getting ready for bed. ā€œGood evening, Mr. Togamiā€. She wanted to be as respectful as possible.Ā ā€œCome inā€. She cautiously stepped in. He closed his door, going to sit on his bed afterward.
ā€œSitā€
She sat down on his chair, still nervous.Ā ā€œYou look so tense,ā€ he said in a softer tone, much softer than his usual demanding tone,ā€œRelaxā€. She nodded. He looked at her and got up. Walking behind her, he ran his fingers through her soft hair.Ā ā€œHow does it feel to be the object of my lust?,ā€ he whispered. A chill ran down her spine as she muttered,ā€œWhat?ā€.Ā ā€œDo you want it?,ā€ he asked,ā€œMe, treating you like a stray dog, I see how it excites you. Iā€™d be more than willing to give it to youā€. Her breath hitched and her face was hot.Ā ā€œY-Yesā€. He raised a brow.Ā ā€œUse you words, Y/N,ā€ he said, placing a hand on her throat.Ā ā€œFuck me, please,ā€ she groaned, craving him. That was enough for him to start putting her on edge. He wanted her to beg, he loved to hear it. ā€œHow long has it been since youā€™ve been touched this wayā€.Ā 
ā€œToo longā€
His hands reached for her breasts, teasing them as he kissed her neck.Ā ā€œOh my god!,ā€ she cried. Her legs spread and he took note of this.Ā ā€œGo to bed,ā€ he ordered,ā€œI want you on your backā€. She didnā€™t hesitate. She leapt to his bed and lay down. He immediately followed, hovering over her. He pinned her wrists down and began kissing her skillfully. She couldnā€™t help, but bite him and him flinching further increased her excitement.Ā ā€œWhat the hell?,ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ he cursed, she smirked. It angered him that she was having fun with this. He pulled off her skirt and ripped open her pantyhose, spreading her legs.Ā ā€œFrom now on, you are to call me master and nothing else,ā€ he told her, moving her panties aside and licking her pussy. His tongue focused on her clit, but god, it felt good. She whined, reaching for his hair. While she was able to pull it a little, he grabbed her by the wrists and pinned her down again. His tongue began focusing on all other parts of her, rolling his thumb on her clit, softly. All she could do was squirm, but even that was hard to do.Ā ā€œWhoā€™s pussy is this?,ā€ he asked.Ā 
ā€œYours, masterā€
ā€œThatā€™s my girlā€
She was cumming, practically dripping the more he touched her. He let go of her wrists, allowing her to finally tease her breasts and play with his hair as he ate her out. He loved her taste; she was sweet. Without moving his mouth away, he carefully worked two fingers into her, allowing him to taste her even more.Ā ā€œHowā€™s that making my little slut feel?,ā€ he asked. ā€œReally, really good. Please, m-master,ā€ she whined, but other than that, it was all incoherent babbling.Ā She was frantic at that point.
ā€œLook at you,ā€ he whispered as his mouth was really going into it,ā€œYouā€™re making quite the mess, you know?ā€.Ā ā€œI know, masterā€. Her apologetic tone begged a question.Ā ā€œCome here,ā€ he ordered. She sat on the balls of her feet, waiting for his next words. His hand was soft as he put it on her cheek, caressing her.
ā€œHas my little slut had enough?ā€
She shook her head, muttering,ā€œI want moreā€. Her lust-filled eyes stared into his as she went for his belt buckle.Ā ā€œNot like this,ā€ he said, sitting down properly.Ā ā€œOkay,ā€ he assured,ā€œCome here, dollā€. She went for his belt buckle and undid it. Carefully, she took his cock out, spitting.Ā ā€œMaster, youā€™re achingā€. He twitched as she stroked his sex with those words falling from her mouth.Ā His stomach sank as feeling of her hands touching him this way dawned on him. He needed her, so bad.
ā€œBend over for meā€
Her stomach lay flag on the bed as her ass was in the air, waiting for him to fuck her. ā€œShit,ā€ he exclaimed, that was the first time sheā€™d hear him cuss. ā€œWhatā€™s wrong?ā€. He sighed.
ā€œI donā€™t have any protection on meā€
Thats when she reached into her shirt and bra, handing him a condom. ā€œWhat the hell? How long did you have that in there?ā€. ā€œNo more questions,ā€ she said softly,ā€œCome on, babyā€. Slowly, he teased her entrance, rubbing his cock slowly and making her shiver before grabbing her hips, slamming into her. Upon impact, her pussy spasmed around his cock as she reached for the pillow in front of her. He gasped, his fingers digging into her soft skin. ā€œIā€™m gonna stretch you outā€. She whined into the pillow as he repeated that, slowly at first. As much as he wanted to pound into her, he knew knew if he did that, he wouldnā€™t last long. ā€œAh! master, that feels really good,ā€ she cried,ā€œI need more.. please!ā€. He could barely speak. ā€œI go at whatever pace I want, slut!,ā€ he managed.
ā€œM-Master, is it because you know youā€™ll cum fast if you do? Even thinking about pounding me makes you go slower than you already are, doesnā€™t it?ā€
ā€œShut the fuck up!ā€
His hand slammed onto her ass. She winced, gripping the sheets as he picked up the pace. Her eyes then rolled back. ā€œIs this what you wanted?,ā€ he said with gritted teeth. She let out a shaky cry and said,ā€œMaster, itā€™s what I neededā€. A mirror was in front of them, Byakuya using it to check how she reacted to certain things. Letting him hit all around her walls drove her insane, but he still wasnā€™t going so hard. She also used the mirror to her advantage. She saw how he was struggling to fuck her hard without cumming. She wanted to mess around too. She smiled with lustful eyes, putting two fingers in her mouth and drooling over them. ā€œWhat the hellā€. Her playfulness left him flustered. He grabbed and held her up by her hair and slammed into her repeatedly.
ā€œOh, master, donā€™t ever stop! Please, donā€™t stop!ā€
He held her up with his hands on her breasts, kissing her neck. Her stomach went crazy, finding new ways to make her sick every time he hit her sweet spots. He had no problem finding them, he must have them memorized by now. There was about her, something so fucking intoxicating. She was like a drug and he was addicted. At first, he despised her for it, but soon enough, he started love her for it and that was scary. It all hit him when he saw how this woman devoted herself to him, even before fucking. She always respected him and saw him for other than money or looks. Immediately, guilt struck him.
Thatā€™s when he wanted to take things slower and actually look at her as they fucked. He sat up as she straddled his lap, riding his cock slowly, rhythmically almost as they kissed. Their kisses were much more passionate. His lips let her win, allowing her to kiss him sweetly. His hands held her back, hers wrapped around his neck while one played with his hair and it all felt right. Melting onto one another, he admired her eyes and how satisfied she appeared to be and how angelic her face was when he hit just the right spots. They spoke in between kisses. ā€œMaster-ā€. He shushed her, softly, rather than abruptly. ā€œYou donā€™t need to call me that now,ā€ he whispered as he caressed her cheek.
ā€œByakuya, fuck, I love youā€
ā€œI love you too; all of you,ā€ he muttered, maneuvering her hips in a way that made her groan. She rolled her hips down and tightened around him. That was when he realized that he could no longer continue. ā€œI think Iā€™m-ā€, he grunted and gasped, digging his head into her chest. ā€œDid you cum?,ā€ she asked, Byakuya nodding. His head suddenly peeked up. He was flustered and asked,ā€œDid you really mean all that? You love me?ā€. He spat the word as if it sickened him. She nodded and played with his hair.
ā€œI knew youā€™d mock me for it. Falling in love during the killing game? Patheticā€
ā€œSo... am I also pathetic?ā€
ā€œNo, what?ā€
ā€œI said it too. Does that make me pathetic?ā€
She shook her head. ā€œNo,ā€ she whispered,ā€œOf course notā€. There was a moment of silence between the two, where they just lay there and waited till someone said something. ā€œIā€™m gonna head to my room,ā€ she said. He nodded, although deep down, he protested and wanted to ask her to stay. He couldnā€™t do that, though. So there, he watched her get dress and leave the room with a funny walk.
The next morning, she got dressed and on her way to meet with the others. Upon opening her door, she was greeted by Byakuya. ā€œOh, good morning, Togami,ā€ she said,ā€œI didnā€™t expect to see you-ā€. He suddenly kissed her, taking her by surprise. ā€œI love you and I want you to be mine,ā€ he blurted. It shocked her even more since this was extremely out of character for him. ā€œWhat?ā€. He held her hands. ā€œEver since we made love the other night, itā€™s been impossible for me to stop thinking of youā€. People stopped at the door, staring because for some reason he heavily emphasized that fact. ā€œYou what?,ā€ Kyoko asked. Byakuya stood in front of her to block her.
ā€œCome on, Y/Nā€
There was a twinkle in his eyes as he asked for your hand (in a way). He loves you? It was hard to believe, but the more you thought about it, the more it felt right. What are you to say?
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cottoncandyjester Ā· 4 years ago
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Yan oc squad when jealous
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Okay so I'm currently working on backstory posts for all the boys as well as kinkmas stuff so til those come out enjoy random quick headcanons about the boys or any request people want to give about..well anything
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Theodore
He hates getting jealous
It's a bad feeling
When he sees you smiling and laughing cause of someone else a dark feeling fills him
He can't help but think of horrible thoughts like you finding someone else
These feelings control him and cause him to do foolish things or things he would seem as idiotic
If you're talking to someone he will quickly come to you and hold you simply staring
He is far too much of a gentleman to make a scene
He shouldn't be so jealous but as he watched you giggle with an old a friend during what was supposed to be a coffee date, he gripped his cup as he felt like some sort of third wheel. Everytime he would try to interrupt you he was cut off by your friend and their obnoxious talking
Soon fed up with it he stood up now grabbing your arm feeling you tense lightly, he simply flashed a sweet smile now holding your hand
"I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation but we really must go, right sweetie?"
Before you could speak the male was pulling you out the cafe and towards the car, his grip on you firm as his sweet smile turned to a friend now glancing over at you
"don't talk to that person ever again, she is bad for you okay?"
"I'm an adult I ca-"
Theodore pulled you roughly infront if him his eyes wild with rage but he simmered down now smiling as he reached out and placed a hand on your cheek
"what did we talk about hmm? You make bad judgements, you're too sweet and kind and everyone will take advantage of that..so trust me when i say they are bad okay?"
You gulped and gave a small nod, you did trust him since he always knew best but he still scared you. You had no choice but to agree and as the two of you went home you could feel the tense jealously coming off him..he truly wanted you to himself
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Hikaru
Is a very very jealous person
He had a photoshoot in korea and of course he had to take you along for the ride
It was a lovely vacation
During the shoot his photographer would ask you questions
His photographer seemed to like you
And hikaru did not like that
Of course hikaru kept his cool but after a while he got fed up
He sent you back to the hotel so he can deal with this
After getting very violent he comes back blood soaked and takes his anger out on you
Hikaru has been gone for hours but you figured nothing of it, maybe photoshoots take a long long time. You sat on the hotel bed scrolling through your phone before you heard a click and the door opened
You rushed to greet your boyfriend only to see him covered in blood now using a cloth to wipe his face, his eyes still dangerous and wild. When his blue eyes landed on you a chill went down your spine before he reached out and gripped your wrist
"it's your damn fault y'know? Its cause people think your so fucking attractive. I'm all dirty cause of you, damn pig."
As hikaru now squeezed your wrist panic set in as you tried to pry him off of you and maybe calm him down before he get any more angrier
"b-babe I didn't know this would happen and plus, you know I love only you"
Your stumbling and stuttering only seemed to make him more pissed as he now yanked you to the bed before pushing you down now throwing his coat off and eyeing you with utter disgust
"then fucking prove it, prove that my piggy only loves me and maybe I won't be so mean anymore kay?"
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Prince
Instantly gets into a fight
Just no questions asked gets into a fight
You two were just walking around the park with his dog, queen
Prince let you alone for a single minute just to grab some food
Did not take long for some Chad to get to chatting with you
Queen was not happy
And when prince came back he was not happy either
So he got into a fight
You scolded him while you were patching him up
"prince.."
"yeah my beautiful and amazing love who I adore everyday?"
You shot the male a glare as he lit a cigarette before taking a smoke, he clearly did not like upsetting you and was definitely stressed
"as much as I love your protectiveness, getting into fights isn't a good thing"
"I can't let someone steal ya away from me baby, just won't allow it"
You shake your head as you put the last band-aid on before feeling something crawl into your lap, you stare at the Pitbull who laid her head in your lap
"-and you! You were supposed to protect her queen! At least bite the son of a bitch or something!"
You couldn't help but laugh at the male's antics, you didnt really see much of the fight since prince told you to wait in the car but you figured the guy was fine
Prince on the other hand simply smiled as he though about how he took care of the situation, queen was such a good dog though he hoped that eating that bastard wouldn't make her sick.
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Yuki
Also gets into a fight
You both were at a cat cafe enjoying your time
Yuki fell asleep..no surprise there
You knew he was tired so you let him nap while you played with the cats and ate more yummy snacks
Yuki did say you can order as much as you want and anything you want..
When a worker came to the table and saw yuki sleeping he decided to shoot his shot
Did not take long for your green haired boyfriend to wake up after hearing awkward laughing coming from you
One violent fight later and you two were home while you patched yuki up
He only responds in pouty grumbles and grunts cause you scolded him
Gives you the cold shoulder
But he can't stay mad at you
"yuki, stop being a baby"
"...."
"yuki, look at me"
With still no response you groaned lowly now sliding into the male's lap and seeing him tense up lightly but he simply turned his head away from you with a scowl as he tried not to give in, he was angry that you weren't taking his side on this
Someone tried to steal you away and he protected you! Yet you scold him and tell him not to do it again?! He doesn't get it at all
"yuki narukami you look at me!"
He jolted at the use of his full name and he looked at you with a shocked expression before you squished his face together causing him to get even more confused
"you were going to kill him if you kept punching him, that's why i was mad. Thank you for protecting me though I love you and it's sweet"
Yuki paused before simply wrapping his arms around you giving a low grunt now nuzzling his face in your neck as a dark Expression pooled his eyes.
So, protecting you is fine but he has to make sure he can't kill infront of you? Good to know. As yuki held you in his arms he couldn't help but smile
You were so interesting to him.
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Axis
It's always the baby types you have to watch out for
You both were at a new amusement park that opened up a few weeks ago
You two were having fun
But after two big drinks axis had to pee while you both were waiting in line for a ride
He told you to hold the spot
You were of course worried your blind boyfriend is going to find a boyfriend on a crowded area but he reassured you that he will be fine
You let him go and It didn't take long for someone to come up to you and try flirt
When axis came back
He tried to play tough guy
But being 5'4" has its downfalls..
Axis was getting tunnel vision, they were laughing at him..he claimed to be your boyfriend and they called him a kid, how can he protect you if he can't even protect himself..how?!
"leave him alone! He's my boyfriend so just go away!"
You had to step in, it was embarrassing. Axis felt you grip his hand tightly now feeling nothing but anger and jealously bubble within him even as the situation diffused he thought about it
Did..you take him seriously?
"[y/n], am I hot?"
The question made you jolt and you looked at him with a choked laugh. You laugh only made him more upset but he tried to remain calm
"am I hot? Yknow like sexy and everything like that?"
"ax, you're adorable! So cute! I mean you were pouting when those jerks were talking to me and it was just so cute!"
Cute...? Cute..?!
He snapped and hugged you close, his face mask had a zipper and you never did know what the purpose of that was but next thing you knew you felt a sharp pain on your neck along with something trickling down your shoulder
You winced in pain now trying to pull the male off but with no progress, when he did pull back he had blood all around his mouth
"treat me more seriously, you're mine. I won't let anyone else take you, come on let's go home..I'm not done marking you up"
A sense of fear hit you and you never felt this before, axis has always been your adorable boyfriend but this..was new.
Axis Definitely show you just how much he owned you when you two got home and it was something you definitely never forgot.
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yourdaddychan Ā· 4 years ago
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wow-
literally just wow- i genuinely have nothing to say about this please- i cannot explain how much this means to me- there's 1000 of us- *hugs all of you* [ especially the porn bots ] *turns into formal luna asf*
i remember when i started in may, just a tiny chatbot with only one mutual, only known to you guys as [ answer : admin ]. and now, almost a year later, i have 1k of my chainsaw eating demons who are metal as fuck šŸ’Ŗive learned so much being on tumblr, as a part of both the skz writers community and the chatbot community. ive made a bunch of friends, lost a bunch of ones, and 1k of you stuck with me. i cannot begin to express my gratitude to all of you, and how much all of you and your interactions with me mean to me. all of the simping, the random stories, everything. i cherish all of it, and i love all of you. aight so letz get to the personal thanking asf
alsoer i kinda wanted to do something sexy so imma do what color they remind me of :D most of them can be found at this link : https://louisem.com/29880/color-thesaurus-infographic
@kvinly linn bb šŸ„ŗthrough all the drama we've been through and shit im so glad we ended up becoming friends again cause we're kinda sexy together šŸ˜‰thank you so much for being my 1000th follower bb you mean so much to me and if anyone hurts you im about to *turns into jennie and kachows them* licherally lets nevah fight again
-> you remind me of the color punch , and not only because of the name- underneath that grr me edgy grr me bully you're just a softie simp and that reminds me of punch :D
@undeadbots steph šŸ„ŗlemme be your personal broken chopsticks pls :( KLDSKLD anywayz we've also gone through some sexy drama and thankfully you saw da light šŸ˜‰and now look at us, with our own band, and our own producing line šŸ„ŗbrohemian rhapsody for life bro šŸ„ŗ *big kithie for da best dad in da world :D*
-> you remind me of the color viridian , because it gives me confident vibes :D you carry yourself proudly and confidently as you should tbh go steph
@binniesthighs oh look its a cutie *pushes you to a mirror* right there :D RORORO YOUR BOAT :DD we havent talked too much, besides my simping for jisung- but you give me very sexy energy so imma propose rq *gets down on one knee* will you be the rororo to my boat šŸ„ŗthank you for being my moot :D
-> you remind me of the color espresso , because espresso looks like the color to be pretty chill and laid back, and you're all of those, and calming to be around
@toshis-flower BAYBEE BEBE BEEBEE :D thank you so much for being my moot and making me a wifey asf ā€¼ļø you're literally so much like me whats not to love <3 JKSDJKD JKJK you're really sweet and really just a good person to rant to, i love you so so so much and i think im going to remarry you :D
-> you remind me of the color taffy , because you're sweet, cute, and bright :D *eats you* yummy
@lov3ric seyoung. i love you. so much. MY SOULMATEEEE :DD even though we tell the story over and over like a bunch of grandmas, ill still never forget how we became soulmates and then bonded over boba šŸ„ŗim licherally going to marry you one day like ez šŸ’Ŗalso i wanna eat you can i eat you youre really cute *eats you*
-> you remind me of the color daffodil , because it reminds me of banana milk which reminds me of you tbh- buuuttt did you know that daffodils are one of the first flowers you see when spring starts? that definitely reminds me of you because through all of the cb drama, you've always been there with me, like literally always- i cannot express how much i love you *kithie*
@simpchimp LIDDLE CHEESE FUCKER THEMBO :DD drink water *spank* i love you so much you cutie šŸ„ŗyou're also licherally the funniest person ever like stop bae i kinda need to be the funniest but noer its you šŸ˜”alsoer i love how random you are KDSKLD so nevah stop that because then *revz up arm* youre going to get luna-ified
-> you remind me of the color jam , because even though you seem kinda scary at first [ yes i was 100% scared of you ] you're really soft :D
@berrywoo the sun themself šŸ’Ŗyou are easily the purest person ive met, and im so happy i somehow became moots with you :D you literally hit diff, yk? theres something about your personality and the way you act thats so comforting, and that means i eat you because youre too cute :D you cant just be a wholeass teacher for kids and expect not to get eaten kids are licherally demons whoever deals with them properly and treatz dem nicely gets a nom asf
-> you remind me of the color honey , because you're a sunshiney yellow, and you're sweet like honey :D i think you need to hear that its okay not to be okay bb, and you can come to my dms anytime you want to rant šŸ˜Ž
@yourchungha MS OG CHUNGHA MS IM KINDA SCARED OF THE SHIT YOU DO MS FURREH LOVER 101 MS ANNA BANANA :D yeah youre like really nice- thats all i have to say- like how tf do you deal with [ redacted ] like eggsplain- ALSO YOURE CARRYING OUR CONVERSATIONS BECAUSE IDK HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE DKSJKD I LOVE YOU FOR THAT AND WE SHOULD HAVE LIKE ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS MORE OFTEN
-> you remind me of the color scarlet , because youre a sexy bitch tf and scarlet gives me 'idc what you think im hot' kinda vibes which is like exactly you
@satosimp WINTER DADDY :DD i lub you asf *insert we dont talk anymore by charlie daddy* ugh the way your personality matches mine is kinda sexy or whatever im also kinda in love with you but lets ignore that part šŸ™„ šŸ’Ŗ *big kithes* *eats your cats casually*
-> you remind me of the color lilac , because it just gives me tsundere vibes, you act like you dont care but really do care :D you liddle sawftie *noms your cheekie*
@nightshade-minho DUCKIE :DD *insert we dont talk anymore by charlie daddy pt 2* licherally bae where the fuck are you i miss you you bettah be doing well in school otherwise im going to smack you with a chappal asf DSJJKSD *eats your cat because hes such a cutie*
-> you remind me of the color marigold , because you're adorable and sunshiney :D
@onigirimeeya MICHIE MICHIE MICHIEIEEIEI MY DAD :DDD i like you mucho much if you didnt know *kithes you* you're like one awf da best listeners ever- which is such a weirdass compliment but its true- you're really good at listening, and just being a comforting presence in general, like when you go to the beach and youre just staring at the waves all edgy mode, and it calms you down a fuck ton
-> you remind me of the color mint , for obvious reasons- mint choco chip cookie michie :DD
@hhjs bae we dont talk a lot but im kinda lurking on all of your posts- JKDSJSKD bae remarry me please youre really fucking hot šŸ˜­and the way you have with words is like damn- teach me oppar asf
-> you remind me of the color wine , because you're refined, and carry yourself in a way that makes everyone want to be you. the color wine is rich and deep, which reminds me of the way you write :D
@nsfw-stay MY LICHERAL BABIE YOUVE BEEN AN ANON FOR SUCH A LONG TIME AND WEVE TALKED ABOUT SO MUCH SHIT TOGETHER [ a lot about seungmin and jisung but shhh ] I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BB AND I WILL NOM YOU >:( BUT SOFTLY AND OUT OF LOVE *nomz yew* :D
-> you remind me of the color cerulean , because its a baby blue and what fits better than a baby blue yk? you're adorable and squishy and i want to nom you 24/7
@secretary-yeji *iz chan ig cause we dont talk admin to admin* oh erm gee is uncle chrith šŸ˜‰DKLSKLD my liddle koala :D my liddle burgah :D my liddle aussie :D my besth frien :DDD evah since may i think we've been friends, and i think one of the highlights of that day was me marking you as spam twice and on accident too- LKSDKLSD WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT anywayz thank yew for being uncle chrith's friend *kith*
-> you remind me of the color seafoam , because it's a very soft and light color yk, you're delicate asf which sounds like a bad thing now that im typing it BUT IT ISNT DSKLDSLK YOURE VERY CUTE YOU AND YOUR FLOOFY COWS :D
@ayolistenupp im kinda... in love with you? wtf? KDSDKSL MY DESI DADDY ASF I LOVE YOU SOER MUCH :D our music nightsā„¢ļø mean so much to me, like theres just something so personal about listening to what the other person likes to hear even though half of your songs are sexy asf KLDSKLD
-> you remind me of the color ocean , because the ocean is loud but calming yk- like you're full of energy but you're also calming :D
@yanderexchungha OH ERM GEE YEW :O YOU PROBABLY WONT SEE THIS IN LIKE 10 MONTHS BESTIE MERRY CHRISTMAS IG KLDSLKD anyway i love you dad your lessons about vape >>> to quote your drunk ass exactly "vape isnt cool" JKSDJ anyway its gonna be sexy if we accidentally run into each other in the hallwayz asf
-> you remind me of grey cause youre a hag- JKJK KDJSD you remind me of the color caramel , because you're sweet, and licherally addictive caramel isnt good for my braces but i keep eating it šŸ˜°but youre addictive in a good way :D
@yanderelee literally only doing this because you were moping about not having a simp sunday and im such a good person šŸ„øyou're cool šŸ’Ŗand unfortunately, you're funny too šŸ˜„and even though i bully you asf dont take it personally because i dont mean it asf
-> you remind me of the color dijon mustard because you just give those hacker vibes please dont hack me after i said this i like to keep my location private
@kpopswitchbot BESTIE šŸ˜MY FIRST MUTUAL šŸ˜ LICHERALLY DA BEST CUTEST FUNNIEST SMARTEST SEXIEST KEWLEST I CANT EVEN EXPRESS WITH WORDS FISHIE IN DA WORLD :D LICHERALLY STOP OUTDOING ME WITH YOUR GOODNIGHTS LIKE *spankz yew* YOURE LITERALLY TOO GOOD WITH WORDS ITS NOT FAIR- AND THE DAY YOU JUST TALKED TO ME IN SHAKESPEAREAN BECAUSE I FELT DOWN- AND EXPRESSED YOUR LOVE THAT WAY LIKE- PLEASE I ACTUALLY ADORE YOU AND I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOU ONE DAY
-> you remind me of the color coffee , not only because youre addicted to it but also because of the way you act, you're like the definition of an old soul- with the words you use, the drama kid you are asf, etc- you're a talented bitch *mwah* i love you so much you also remind me of those movies where they find an old ass book and they kinda hafta dust it off and it gives you treasure or something cause yeah that reminds me meeting you
AIGHT DAS IT ASF MWAH I LOVE YOU ALL :DDD
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elvencantation Ā· 4 years ago
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yin yang master liveblog
feat. @thursdayplaidā€‹
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what
blue
omg the magic is so pretty
also why is it always Chinese dramas will have someone, if they need blood, bite their finger?
also the gold spirit is very cute i like
i love a young countenance but an older soul
i also want them to take off their hats šŸ˜‚
wait he ainā€™t dead heā€™s just sitting there?
or heā€™s dying i guess
Thursday
This movie is pretty throughout, aesthetic on pointĀ 
Sharp teeth?
We simp gold spirit
Too true, amazing combo XDĀ 
He's dying
Please don't let me disturb your liveblogging. It brings be much joy
blue
oh hot demon boy!
love that heā€™s fighting with a fan
Thursday
Who will win? Uptight fighting bro vs gentle fan uncle
blue
gentle fan uncle is an amazing title
Thursday
@^_^@
blue
i love how heā€™s just like ā€˜bet u wouldnt stab a precious instrumentā€™
Thursday
XD I love how playful he is during the whole fight too
blue
itā€™s adorable
dude rly loves his transportation talismans
WAIT I THOUGHT DEMON BOY HAD TATTOOS NOT CUTS
Thursday
He does. If it ain't broke, don't fix it I guess. And it's a good way to redirect violence without doing harm
Demon boy has had a Rough Time
blue
i wanna give him a hug
i donā€™t think heā€™d appreciate that but still šŸ˜‚
Thursday
He's just sad and misses his girl friend
blue
why his reincarnated shufu look evil tho
Thursday
Who can say~~~
I love how Boya was just repeatedly defeated by Qingming and is like: you won't fight me because you're scared.
blue
whatā€™s a himbo but not nice šŸ˜‚
hey! they put my boys hat on crooked. rude.
Thursday
Give that boy a straight hat.
He's just such an Angy Boy
blue
he rly is šŸ˜‚
ah i love the lady master sheā€™s so pretty
Thursday
She's amazing and I love her.
blue
awww boya defended him
Thursday
He's so angry, but this fan man flirts with him
blue
ofc they all spying on each other šŸ˜‚
Thursday
Saved by your opponent's gay discovery
blue
omg yes
Thursday
Spying required
blue
aw he looks nice with his hair down!
drink tea with him angy boy!
Thursday
He just wants you to chill out before you deviate. Sit and look at his amazing long hair. It'll be good for you
blue
HAHAHA
honey bug!!!! i love her!!!!!!!
Thursday
Also the ability for the fan man's actor to go from calm to worried to angry to calm again
Honey bug is good and important and I love her
blue
thank u for the recommendation yes
i love them
Thursday
The intrinsic eroticism of a man who's having his racist beliefs totally shaken by a hot guy who's hotter and smarter than him while holding a sword to his throat and looking like he wants to cry while saying cool lines.
They are such a great pair
blue
angy boy is angy like how dare fan man make him have feelings
Thursday
How very dare he make a good point about morals and ethics!
Also with that hair drinking tea in the morning
Angy boy with clenched teeth: I'm Not Yearning. I'm Just Like This When I See A Fan.
Angy boy with clenched fists: Complex Feelings? Disgusting.
blue
HAHAH OMG HES JUST HANGING OUT WITH A BUNCH OF LADIES LIKE HELLO YES ANGY BOY COME HAVE TEA WITH US ITS NOT WHAT U THINK
OMG THIS TIME ITS BOYS
ITS LIKE UR TRYING TO GIVE ANGY BOY AN ANEURISM
Thursday
Clenched fist intensifies
blue
I CANNOT
maybe he just wants to hang out with cute people
i get that
Thursday
He's just a friendly guy
blue
if i could summon pretty spirit friends to hang with me i so would
ok so maybe heā€™s not evil. but iā€™m still suspicious
NOW ANGY BOY IS HAIR DOWN WITHOUT HAT OMG YES
Thursday
I do get the vibe off him he's not the sort of guy who would put his spirit friends in sexual situations. But also I get the vibe he's a very lonely guy at his core and he enjoys the feeling of physical and emotional closeness.
blue
mood ā„¢
Thursday
Let's be honest, the hat is a bit cute, but that hair though. Respect for the makeup department
blue
HAHAHAH
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Angy boy, you're just walking to being teased now. At this point its a hand written invitation with gold leaf.
blue
oh i love this moment with the water
itā€™s so intense
JUST DO IT ANGY BOY
U KNOW U CARE ABOUT HIM
ā€œyouā€™re too obedientā€ šŸ˜‚
Thursday
The priest is in the range of gentle or teasing and hovers there. Seeing an actual intense situation is great
blue
ikr????
ah that is exactly what i love
that situation
Thursday
Me too! It's great when characters hover in a range and then swing over sharply
I really makes both extremes more dynamic
blue
HAVE SOME WINE WITH HIM DO IT
U KNOW U WANNA
Thursday
Go For It Angy Boy! He'll be gentle!
blue
šŸ˜
Thursday
XD I mean he will continue to ruffle his feathers, but for fun, not for mean
Also, I really love the depiction of a fox demon that isn't sexed up.
Qingming is a trickster, a tease, a bit of a flirt, and enjoys the pleasures of life, but he isn't the stereotypical half naked sexpot fox demon that seem to pop up everywhere
blue
OH NO HE HAD TO KILL HIS SHUFU???
Thursday
The only person he had in the world but he didn't want him to suffer and be corrupted
blue
also I hate that my two associations with someone being turned into ash is firstly the avengers and secondly that stupid fucking scene in the last harry potter movie
god this movie is so beautiful and lovely
Thursday
That set is outstandingly gorgeous
Everything is so beautiful. I want to live in this world!
Sometimes I just see a kind and lonely character trying to live their best life and just vibe with them. Also the wigs on this movie šŸ˜­ So beautiful!
blue
DONT HURT MY GIRL
Thursday
Run girl! Move!
She's so smart and brave!
blue
oh the DRAMA
Thursday
The Drama is right, I love this movie!
blue
HE WILL SAVE U BOYA
Thursday
HE'S COMING FOR YOU FRIEND
blue
omg the drama of his hand slackening
Thursday
That slackening hand though...
blue
why it didnā€™t work until then tho???
Thursday
For the drama mostly XD
blue
HUGGGG
is she giving birth to the serpent? šŸ¤¢
Thursday
She is giving birth to the serpent
blue
hey itā€™s better to be possessed by the literal incarnation of evil in snake form than be dead am I right?
Thursday
I mean is we're making a choice...
blue
OMG IS IT FINALLY SPIRIT TIME?
thursday
It is ~spirit time~!
blue
HOT DEMON BOY IS BACK UPGRADED
SO PROUD
Thursday
He is back and he is Fancy!
They're looking good they're doing poses
blue
omg the painters face painting is so pretty
Thursday
I love the painter ;-; so noble
blue
the music when he summons spirits just makes me think of like pro wrestling intro music for some reason šŸ˜‚
ThursdayĀ 
And now from the WWE, some hot chinese spirits
blue
oh no ice boy!
Thursday
Poor ice boy, he's just getting beat up
blue
donā€™t u dare touch my other demon boy
Thursday
He just signed up for this adventure and now a snake is beating him up
blue
OMG HE NOW HAS SOMEONE HE WOULD PROTECT WITH HIS LIFE DOESNT HE
Thursday
He Do!
blue
WAIT WHAT NO BOYA
Thursday
Boya is just having a rough time right now, he's a good good boy
blue
and now the painter???
Thursday
I almost cried about the painter and he was only there for like five minutes
blue
PLS DONT HURT MY DEMON BOY
Thursday
Demon Boy goes yeet
blue
oh my god the drama of the dripping blood i canā€™t
Thursday
This movie has so much drama It did
blue
not my demon boy šŸ˜­
FINALLY IT WORKED
wait shit spirit boya is super hot
THE BLACK WINGS?!????
the tattoos??? the hair?!?!!! the messy goth skirt??!
Thursday
Spirit Boya is Choice, I'm looking respectfully šŸ‘€
Goth spirit aesthetic is on point
blue
where the other guardians tho?
yes this is a very touching little last reunion but where my boya at
omg yes give him a glowing sword
the avenging angel look is šŸ’Æ on him
Thursday
The sword on fire look is Really Working For Him
blue
tell me boyaā€™s spirit form has no influence on his actual body. no he said he trusted qingming to protect his body itā€™s ok
OMG YES I KNEW THE PROTECTION SPELL MOMENT WOULD BE BACK
Thursday
It's back and it's shiny!
blue
ok but u still have a hole in ur torso my dude
oh ok apparently thatā€™s not a thing anymore but i canā€™t be mad cause boyaā€™s outfit šŸ˜
Thursday
I guess he used his cultivation or his demon powers or something IDK, It would have been nice to have two extra minutes of Boya being worried about him
Boya wears some excellent clothes
blue
love a good romantic flute moment šŸ˜­šŸ„°
Thursday
I have to say Boya's like let me play you this song about promising to fall in love in the next life for fun and me time
blue
omg i thought he was gonna kiss the arrow
Thursday
I mean emotionally did he not kiss the arrow?
blue
omg i cant
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I know right? How many censors did they have to pay off
blue
WAIT IS MY GIRL OK????
Thursday
I Chose To Believe She's fine and is now living happily on a farm or something
yeah i do love being worried for each other
but i guess they didnt have enouhg time and they already had that moment at the beginning of the movie šŸ˜‚
Thursday
Two people? Respecting, worrying, and caring about each other? šŸ‘ There's never enough caring for each other!
blueĀ 
exactly
Thursday
Also, this is one of the best examples of be careful how you word your spells that I've ever seen.
The old master was like care and protect her forever and his spirit guardian was just like: šŸ‘šŸ‘ŒšŸ’Æ
blue
heheh
yeahhh
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AND U MADE ME EMOTIONAL AGAIN
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Okay OkAY first of all how about we talk about how you're Killing Me with all of these drabbles for the sunburst bois!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU make me Pine for them!!! Since you insist on writing stuff that makes me think about them 24/7 I would like to Discuss either a night out at 79s or a DATE NIGHT. here are my thoughts (& some thots) I would like to know what U FINK
Blanche - doesn't seem to be down for ~feelings~ or at least ADMITTING THEM so if he were to do either I'm guessing it would be a night out at 79s not a date. would he want to go with you to 79s or would he want it to be a squad only thing? I think he'd be pretty intent on keeping you separate from the squad if he could help it. Mainly bc I think he has so many demands that he just wants one (1) thing for himself but he also wants to do it in a way where he isn't ACTUALLY GIVING HIMSELF TO YOU BC HES DUMB AND PUSHES YOU AWAY so my guess is he'd do neither would go out with the boys and then find you after to... U kno.... Fuck u through a wall... Bc if he can't have you then he can at least make it MEMORABLE FOR BITH OF U
Blue - definitely wants to go on a date. also wants to go to 79s with you. Wants to do everything with you???? I just think he'd drop everything if he could and would be like yes let's do literally anything as long as I am with you. A literal angel who I lub.
Jaws - date DATE D A TE NI G H T. Bump going out he wants to date you. He wants to date you hard. He wants to do all of the dumb dates he's seen in holodramas. He wants to walk you to the door of your apartment. He wants you to ask him up to your room for... Tea. Caf. Fucking whatever as long as he can bridal style carry you into your bedroom. Once you're in the bedroom tho that's when we are no longer in a holo drama but a BAD PORNO IF U KNO WHAT I MEAN
Sweets - b a b y. I feel like this would be tricky. Probably wouldn't want to go to 79s with you but would also be very stressedā„¢ about going on a date with you. I think he'd really want to go on a date but would be so overwhelmed and unsure of what to do with himself. I think you would have to just suggest doing things together and not call it a date. Like take him to candy shops but not call it a date or maybe if there is a zoo or someplace with animals tell him you really want to go there and oh sweets do you want to come with meeeee. And then later he gets back to the barracks and the bois are like w o w sweets dates y'all and sweets is like... Sweets.exe has stopped working "tHAt wAS a DATE BUT I DIDNT OVERTHINK THE ENTIRE TIME" and then I fink he wants to go on dates with you all the time after that šŸ’–šŸ’–šŸ’–
Kami - 79s all the way baby. Not only bc he wants to drink and have fun with the squad and you, but a l s o bc you two should go check out the fresher together. Maybe inspect the structural integrity of that wall in the back... Vigorously. Maybe make sure the supply closet is secure. M a y b e make sure the booth cushions are gonna hold up... For Science. I think eventually if you ever got to the point of getting a confession a REAL ONE out of him he'd want to go on all the dates but until then I think wacky hijinks in 79s is all you're gonna get... Not that we mind that šŸ‘€
Fuse - o fuse baby definitely no dates. Nothing even remotely resembling a date. If he smells date activity or feelings then he is o u t. I think he'd go to 79s with you but I al so feel like he would ditch you at some point NOT BC HE DOESNT WANT TO BE WITH YOU BUT BC HE THINKS YOU SHOULD FIND AOMEONE ELSE THE LITERAL DUMBASS definitely think he would mainly limit your interactions to quick fucks and that's it (u already talked about him breaking things off with you and how that would happen and how you would come back together and I CANNOT IMPROVE UPON PERFECTION)
Bruiser - kinda like blue I feel like he would be down to do anything as long as you're with him. 79s? Y es. Date? Also yes. Mainly I think this would come down to you. He wants to know what you want to do. He also definitely wants to fuck you whether it's after date night or after a night at 79s there is no hiding how much that man wants it šŸ‘€ he is looking respectfully JK HE WANTS TO F U CK he would not be shy about that. Would definitely be shy about feelings so I could see how dates could be a Big Thing for him. I think of Him often. I wanna date a Lorge Man plz and thank you.
Void - MY M A N. okay so I think that void would want to do neither. Esp when the war is going on. Maybe after the war things could be different. But all he wants to do is have a Nice Night In okay! Also I don't wanna make him sound boring like y'all will get up to things. Definitely having shower sex in your apartment. And then you're gonna fuck again after. And then since you made a mess you're gonna need to shower again... šŸ‘€ BUT NEEWAYZ I think he'd really like watching a holodrama with you or just eating dinner in maybe takeout maybe something you cooked together. He just wants to spend time with you in a Very Low Stress Environment. Maybe I could see you going on dates together but they would have to be the most low key chill dates ever lmao I think he'd mainly just want to spend time with you alone and relax as often as he could so that you could take care of him and he could take care of someone too where THEIR LIFE ISNT ON THE LINE OKAY LET HIM REST AND GET LAID I LOVE HIM SO MYCH LEMME PAMPER HIM MY HEART BELONGS TO H I M šŸ˜­šŸ’žšŸ’ž
LITERALLY I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM HERE U GO U MADE ME DO THIS I HOPE U R HAPPY WITH YOURSELF šŸ˜¤šŸ’–
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THIS DEADASS IS SO ACCURATE LIKE IM KAJRKEHR IM SCREAMING LIKE THIS IS ALL SO SO PERFECT FOR THE BOYSĀ 
I LOVE THIS HCS WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND IVE REREAD THEM LIKE FIVE THOUSAND TIMES I THANK YOU AHKWEJHRKHĀ 
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ainti-pretty Ā· 3 years ago
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Hi!
What do you think about Iorveth in realationship? And can you write differences (if you think they will be), if his "love" is human or elf.
yeah! i can!
as a multishipper (heehee) ill just write for all of them bc i imagine each take place during VERY different times in his life. it also describes the relationship and that dynamic so yea. i hope this is what u wanted. oops
its also a bit long!! so there is a cut
tw: (all are mentioned and its not too in deth but be careful) death, trauma, drinking
first, id like to start of with iorveth as a youngster:
-he was probably rlly fucking hot as teen/young adult before he really got involved in the scoia'tael and got the scar and probably. slept around a lot. he probably wasnt big on commitment as he was young and maybe was in a few long(ish) term relationships but he mostly just chilled until his parents were killed by humans and he got his scar
next, onto beginnings of scoia'tael years/cedric:
-i think that iorveth and cedric joined together as friends but gradually grew closer
-but, after he got the scar i think it fucked up his self esteem so he was a lot less open with his affections
-the trauma of losing his parents and being there was. in short. not good.
-i feel like he definately got incredibly invested in the scoia'tael during this time because it and cedric were all he had
-and he dearly loved cedric, and although he had lost a ton of his self esteem, he found strength in cedric and they were a power couple for a few decades. the slept together, they cuddled, they held hands whenever they had the chance, and they truly truly loved each other very much
-until cedrics health/mental health got worse and they broke up (which broke both their hearts), and iorveth blamed himself when cedric left the scoia'tael.
moving onto ciaran:
-ciaran (as per my previous hc on him) lost his parents as a teen and was wandering around trying to get revenge on humans whenever he could for years before iorveth met him.
-naturally, iorveth fell hard.
-but, after cedric left he decided to bottle it up and ignore bc he didnt want to ""ruin"" anyone else again by being too invested in the scoia'tael.
-unfortunately for iorveth, ciaran also fell in love with him, and after years of waiting when hes second in command, ciaran confessed
-iorveth flipped the fuck out because he was like. no. that cant be possible! im unlovable and i hurt people and im just going to ruin him!
-this is partially because of what happened with cedric, and partially because ciaran (although CERTAINLY an adult), is definately younger, and iorveth thinks he deserves better than him
-he knows what hes done for the scoia'tael and knows hes not a good person, and hopes that he can scare ciaran into leaving.
-it doesnt work. and they both end up crying.
-once they are together though, there is a definate change in their relationship vibe from iorveth and cedrics. they certainly sleep together and cuddle and do all the relationship things that cedric and iorveth did, but iorveth is clearly holding something back
-they decide that while they both love each other dearly, they cannot be in a health/stable relationship with just each other because its clear that iorveth is in no way able to properly be in a relationship at that moment
-they decide to open up the relationship and thats where vernon roche comes in
yeah. vernon roche. this is where iorveth sorta has a. oh fuck its a human moment.
-as you all know, roche was the leader of the scoia'tael in flotsams greatest enemy, the blue stripes, a special forces commando designed to stop the scoia'tael.
-after having a WHOLE enemies to lovers situation, they find themselves in a situation.
-they both love each other. and they are both two war criminals who FINALLY end on the same side after years of fighting (lets just say iorveth joined for the kaer morhen fight against the wild hunt) and it seems like everything is fine
-its not.
-first of all, they both have lots and lots of issues other than that they are both war criminals:
1. iorveth has never dated a human before, let alone a man he nearly killed and has nearly killed him on many occasions.
2. iorveth feels like hes betraying the ideals of the scoia'tael along with his parents for dating a human, and this feeling hits even moreso bc its roche.
3. iorveth has loads and loads of attachment issues, and even though he and ciaran still have their thing going on (that roche is aware of and understands), he still really hasnt been in any recent relationships that havent ended in someone leaving
4. iorveth really doesnt quite understand human customs other than what he can tell from spying. he spends lots of time in the woods and knows far more about trade routes to and from flotsam than he really knows of human culture. its almost embarassing.
5. iorveth sometimes gets worried its all a ploy to get roche to kill him and that theres plans to hurt the former scoia'tael due to anti-elf racism
moving onto roches issues, which while there are less of, they dont help:
1. as a child of a sex worker and single mother, roche found himself also getting involved in sex work, which gave him consent issues bc he really did have a choice in the matter bc it was do the job or starve.
2. hes a half elf but right before he was drafted into the army he cut the tips of his ears off to make him look more human. this makes it hard for him to connect w iorveth bc he really doesnt know elf customs, but doing human customs just never felt right
3. he also has some issues from his previous relationship w foltest, which was Not Even slightly healthy, and is still trying to cope w the realization that it was worse than he thought
all of this results in a lot of miscommunication, especially because iorveth (for a long time DURING the relationship) didnt know roche was half-elf and wanted to do all the elven traditions he hadnt been able to join. they dont know what the other wants, and they dont know what the other needs because once again. issues galore. iorveth also probably would be more able to get into fights than any other relationships (because unlike ciaran or cedric, roche is abrasive) which means that there would be a lot of hurt at the beginning of it.
HOWEVER, after they actually talk, and roche is like. hey im half elf, and more than willing to do things the traditional elven way (which iorveth is far more familiar and comfortable with), they sorta get into a routine of things.
and it begins to be a secure and steady and healthy relationship.
tdlr: iorveth has shitty self worth, trust issues and struggles with communication sometimes so things get muddled but when he falls, he falls hard. but the relationships hes in are very different depending on who it is. hes more comfortable with other nonhumans, but even before knowing roche is half-elf, he would give his life for them.
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kaiparker-avengerssmut Ā· 4 years ago
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CURSED: CHAPTER FOURTEEN
ā€œAccusing, Denyingā€
Kai Parker x OC!Mack Grace
Series synopsis: "We're both cursed, in a way."
We all know the story of Kai Parker, but he once lived in a very different life. Do you ever wonder what that life looked like?
Chapter summary: a new person arrives, Kai gets jealous
Warnings: swearing, mentions of death
Masterlist | series Masterlist
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School was starting again, and Mack was loosing her shit. It was the first time that the reality of Ben's death had truly dawned on her.
But not in the way you'd expect - she wasn't guilty, nor was she upset. No, she was anxious and terrified about people finding out what she had done. They would notice, after all - who doesn't show up for the first day of school when every student either wants to be them or fears them? There's no logical reason as to why Ben wouldn't be there, Mack thought.
Except he's dead, she thought.
Mack took a deep breath, composing herself as she pushed open the front door, shouting a goodbye to her dad before letting the door slam shut behind her. The rumble of Kai's car engine echoed in the chilly January morning air, Mack's breath forming a little cloud before her at how cold it really was. She reached the black Jeep, wrapping her fingers around the handle and pulling the door open.
"Nice car - I see you've really done a lot to it over the Chris holidays!" Mack drawled and Kai smirked.
"Thank you for noticing! I went to this new place - I think it's called something like 'my girlfriend is a raging bitch who turns into a werewolf' or something like that." Kai smiled brightly back, sarcasm dripping from their words like syrup. Mack shook her head with a little smile, rolling her eyes as she plugged her seatbelt and dumped her bag on the floor by her feet.
"Whatever." She laughed, smiling happily against Kai's lips as he pulled her in for a languid kiss.
"Good morning." He mumbled against her lips as he pulled back, voice still slightly rasping and making a small shiver rattle its way down her spine and straight there.
"Morning." She murmured back, barely aware of Kai's amused smirk as he figured out what happened.
"I'm warning you now, Malachai Parker - this month will be one hell of a ride." Mack mused.
"And why is that, Princess?" Kai asked with a sickly sweet grin.
"I thought I told you no to call me princess." Mack deadpanned and Kai smirked.
"And I thought I told you not to call me Malachai." He shot back and Mack huffed. "So why is this month going to be one 'hell of a ride'?" Kai asked again and Mack smirked at him this time, causing one of Kai's brows to shoot up.
"I was checking dates, and it turns out - the full moon isn't the only cycle you'll have to worry about this month." Mack grinned and Kai's eyes widened, a hollow groan emitting from his plump lips.
"They're happening at the same time?" His eyes bugged and Mack nodded, smugness plastered on her face.
"Yep." She countered, popping the 'p'.
"Fucking cycles." Kai muttered under his breath, begging to pull out of Mack's drive way and making her laugh. Mack's head snapped up at the sound of rustling and she instantly rolled her eyes.
"Pork rinds? Really? It's fucking 8am!" She exclaimed as Kai popped one into his mouth, chewing nonchalantly threw a smile. "God, you are unbelievable sometimes." Mack scoffed, leaning back into her seat and listening to Kai crunching the rest of the drive to school.
...
Mack and Kai wandered to their lockers once they reached the school, Kai leant against his while Mack rummaged through hers - clearly trying to find something.
"What have you lost?" Kai asked, trying to hide his amusement as Mack nearly threw some book on the floor in frustration. She groaned, slamming her locker door shut and looking at Kai.
"My sketches! The book filled with everything I was going to use to get a scholarship!" She exclaimed, rubbing her forehead with stress. Kai stood up at this, now concerned because he knew how much she cared about going to college.
"Well maybe you took them home?" He suggested and she shook her head.
"No, I definitely left them here." She mumbled, now looking around them to see if someone had stolen the book or something. She froze when a whisper reached her ears though.
"Have you seen Ben? He hasn't contacted me since before Christmas." Someone Mack recognised to be one of Ben's friends asked another guy worriedly.
"Don't worry yourself, man. He's probably black out drunk somewhere or hanging out with some chick. Chill." The other guy responded, grabbing a book out his locker before letting it swing shut, and Mack let out a heavy sight of relic as the walked off. Then her eyes landed on something and she seethed.
Mack stormed over to the clearly obnoxious boy, fists clenched and face red as she walked over to him.
The guy was tall - nearly taller than Kai - with wisps of curly blonde hair fluttering over his forehead and the rest piled messily on top of his head like a mop of curly wool. His eyes were dark, so dark the nearly looked black (a stark contrast to Kai). But even from where she was Mack could see he was muscly, with thick arms and most likely a toned stomach, but for now he was clad in baggy jeans, a lose fitting t-shirt and a faded blue denim jacket - with pulled out and distressed seems. Overall he was the opposite of Kai, who had darker, straight hair; deep steel-blue eyes, and was quite scrawny and slim (that didn't mean he wasn't still a beast in bed). Kai also opted for leather jackets, much darker jeans, often black, not blue, and band t-shirts - AC/DC, Nirvana etc.
When she reached him Mack slammed her hand into the lock beside him, the metal door slamming shut and catching the distracted boy's attention.
"Hey, you have something mine." Mack demanded bluntly, eyes narrowed at the large sketch book clutched in his left hand. The guy looked down - following her gaze - and held the book up.
"Oh, this? I didn't know it belonged to anyone. It was only ok the floor when I found it." The guy shrugged, before leaning in. "But I'm sure we could arrange something so you could get it back." He said, almost seductively, but Mack merely snorted.
"That's won't be necessary. You're going to give me my book back and I'm going to go back over there to my boyfriend, while you piss off and find another girl to bother." Mack said with a sweet smile, pointing behind her to Kai who was still stood at their lockers, jealousy in his eyes as he watched the whole thing from afar.
"I think you should give me a kiss first, after all, I did pick up your book, rather than let it be trampled on." The guy smirked, leaning down again so that his lips her beside Mack's ear and his eyes were on Kai. "And if you're lucky maybe I'll have you screaming later." He whipped and Mack pulled back, a shiver going through her.
"Give it back." She demanded, but he held it above her head.
"Not until you give me a kiss, sweetheart." The guy chided and Mack sighed a frustrated groan.Ā  She leant up quickly on her toes, pecking the guy's lips so quickly before grabbing her book from his hand and instantly grimacing, wiping her lips and turning back to face Kai.
What she saw scared her, his nostrils flared and face red as he watched the scene before him.
"I think your boyfriend's a little jealous." The guy mused in Mack's ear, head at the side of hers as they both watched Kai slam his locker shut.
"Come with me." Mack demanded, grabbing the guy's bicep and dragging him along with her.
Mack pulled the boy into the first empty room she found, hand clasping his wrist tightly as she pushed past the tables and chairs before forcing him to sit.
"What the hell was that?" She seethed, a dangerous glint running her eyes. The boy laughed, smirking nonchalantly.
"What? I was saving you! That punk doesn't deserve an ounce of your respect, damn it!" The guy defended, raising his hands in surrender when Mack tried to hit him.
"Save me? Of for God's sake! I don't need saving, Kai isn't going to hurt me!" Mack was doing everything in her power not to rip the boy's head off.
"That's not the was Kim explained it!" He exclaimed and Mack groaned.
"So Kim sent you?" Mack seethed and the boy nodded. "Who are you? What's your name?" Mack demanded and he chuckled.
"Feisty one, you are." He mused and Mack's gaze darkened.
"What's. Your. Name?" She spat through gritted teeth.
"Shawn." He said and Mack nodded.
"Well, Shawn, you can tell my sister that I don't need watching-"
"So that you can kill another of her boyfriends? I don't think you." Shawn said and Mack rolled her eyes.
"I didnt kill anyone!"
"You and I both know that's a lie." Shawn whispered, now stood up and caging Mack against the desk, his breath fanning over her cheeks as he spoke.
"Kenz?" Kai's voice grabbed her attention and Mack's head snapped up, looking at Kai her eyes soften.
"Kai!" He slowly made his way into the room and Shawn snooped off, slipping past Kai.
"I'll leave you two alone then." He commented before Kai help up a hand.
"You're not going anywhere." Kai's eyes were burning, he looked like the epitome of rage. "And you." Kai said pointedly, looking straight into Mack's eyes, "better explain who the fuck that is, right now." He seethed, pointing at Shawn but not taking his eyes off of Mack and she glanced never pushy between them.
"He's um, a friend of Kim's..." Mack stuttered and Kai scoffed.
"Yeah, right. Who is he?!" Kai demanded, slamming his hand on the desk next to Mack and making her jump.
"No one!" She yelled and Kai's nostrils flared, his face red.
"Oh really." He replied bluntly and Mack looked at him in shock.
"Yes really! If you have a problem, then tell me!" She dared and kai stared her down, his gaze flitting to Shawn momentarily.
"I'd better not keep you, your boyfriend's waiting." Kai spat, a dark glare overcoming him as he glanced at Shawn, who was loitering awkwardly in the door way, not really sure what to do. Mack followed his gaze for scoffing.
"He's not my boyfriend! I hate him!" Mack claimed and Kai looked away, rolling his eyes.
"Whatever." Kai dismissed.
"Kai!" Mack exclaimed.
"What?" He shot back dryly.
"Stop!" She shouted as he began to walk towards the door, ready to shoulder past Shawn.
"Why?" He bit back, pausing but not turning to face her.
"Because I love you, you idiot!" Mack's words made Kai's jaw clench, his eyes cloud with anger as he looked from Shawn and back to Mack again.
"Maybe you should've thought of that before you got yourself a little lap-dog, huh?" Kai sneered before pushing past Shawn and put into the throws of students busily shuffling through the crowed halls, disappearing into the mass of people.
Mack set her jaw, tears staining her eyes and she looked over a Shawn. A dark look was in her eyes as she walked past him, too.
"Mack, wait!" He called after her but the girl was already gone.
...
Mack's fingers drummed against the tabled restlessly, head turned away from Kai who sat beside her. He would huff every thirty seconds, shorting her a dirty glance before looking away again.
The door opening made Mack sit up straight in her chair, as nothing interesting ever happened in this class. Normally her and Kai would entertain each other but as the boy refused to speak to Mack, it was proving a very dull lesson.
Three men in uniform strode in, guns in the belts at their hips and walkie-talkies strapped over their chests. "POLICE" was written in white over their backs and the word made everyone switch on, murmurs and whispers floating around the room like a wave. Mack noticed Kai straighten up at this too, Mack's stomach dropping as she tried to swallow the guilt.
The tallest of the three men cleared his throat, turning to face the class while his two colleagues spoke quietly to their teacher.
"Hello, students. I am Officer Moore," he spoke authoritatively, "and today I am here to tell you something that may be...shocking." There were whispers floating about. "So," he said a little louder - grabbing the students' attention, "if you all quiet down, we'll get to business."
Mack's leg was bouncing furiously under the table, hand clenched into a tight fist and she bit her lips to stop herself letting out a sharp gasp at the pain of her nails digging into her sweaty palm. Kai reached out for her hand, uncurling it and holding it tight in his own, clearly not bothered about the little crescent-shaped cuts that were now leaking blood. The gesture calmed Mack, and she soon settled, the feeling of Kai's skin on hers comforting.
"We are here to tell you that Ben McCoy," he paused, murmurs erupting around the room at the mention of Ben, "has been declared a missing person."
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The Clone Wars Reacts - Part 5
Or Leah loses her shit at Jar Jar, thirsts for Aayla Secura for an episode and a half, and then swoons for Riyo Chuchi.
Welcome once more to the Reacts series! Iā€™m a busy woman for now but I am setting up a schedule for this series which will be
Today weā€™re covering episodes 12, 13, 14 and BONUS! 15. This is because I got super bored during episode 14 and basically didnt write anything so, here you go! As per usual, major spoiler alert for season 1 of the clone wars! If you havenā€™t read the previous parts to this series, I suggest you do so that you can follow along!Ā 
Part 1 - Episodes 1 and 2 Part 2 - Episodes 3, 4 and 5 Part 3 - Episodes 6, 7 and 8 Part 4 - Episodes 9, 10 and 11
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Weā€™re well past the half-way point, so there is 2 parts left of season 1, and then onto season 2! So lets get into it!
Episode 12: The Gungan General
> heheheheheheheh jar jar I am KEEN
> I get hondo and jar jar in one episode
>> thisā€™ll be funny
>>> actually no scratch that, this is gonna be hilarious
> oh and they woke up in a cell this will be fun
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> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AND THEYRE BOUND TO DOOKU
> DISASTER I TELL YOU
> ā€œif I keep my mouth shut youā€™ll devise a plan so get off the god forsaken planet?ā€ ā€œYESā€
> this dude seems traitorous as fuck (im referring to one of the pirates, not dooku shockingly)
> I wish Ahsoka and Yoda were in this too, I want more disaster lineage
> ah he is indeed a traitor
> ā€œHEIDY HO CHANCELLORā€
> JAR JAR WHOO
> ā€œstop messing around, weā€™re landing. Secure yourselfā€ ā€œMESA TRYING ITS STUCKā€
> promptly followed by jar jar falling everywhere
> oh and now heā€™s in the cockpit
> oh shit that senator guy is definitely dead right?
> ā€œdo control tour protĆ©gĆ©es insolenceā€ ā€œanakin, control your insolence, the count is concentratingā€
> ā€œdo we know where weā€™re going?ā€ ā€œSsh anakinā€ ā€œDO we know where weā€™re going?ā€
> is it safe? Of course it i- riiiiiight
>> I forgot this was the clone wars for a second, this is gold
> FRIENDS DONT DRUG FRIENDS HONDO
> yā€™know, dookuā€™s quite amusing when heā€™s not trying to kill my favourite characters
> ā€œare you now in commandā€ ā€œuh no, binks is the highest rankingā€ ooooohhhh boy
> ooooooohhhh and some mind tricks too, nice
> I hate to say this, but jar jar is actually smart
> holy shit
> beasties are nearby too, weā€™ll be fine. they run, we run
>> Dayum jar jar actually making good decisions?
> I present a real and accurate image of my reaction to this statement
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> Mesa be having an idea oooohhh booooyyy
> obi wan that is no way to speak to your grandmaster
> be patient master the count is elderly and doesnā€™t move like he used to
> I would kill you both now if I didnā€™t have to drag your bodies
>> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is the only reaction Iā€™ll accept
> then falling all over each other is the only thing Iā€™ve ever needed to see
> ā€œ this is not going wellā€ no shit
> my question is why did obi wan not drop Dooku?? Does he actually still care about this man?
> youā€™re right, I donā€™t think youre going to be friends šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜‚
> sneaky lying snake
> bruh they donā€™t even know youā€™ve got the Jedi captive??????????
>> so how does that work you dumbass
> no shit, you will look like fools obi wan
> ā€œthere be some bombad clankersā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
>> ā€œhuh YOURE right, bombad clankersā€ I love the shock
> YOURE RIGHT HE IS SMARTER THAN HE LOOKS, GIVE JARJAR SOME CREDIT
> oh boy anakin, just keep your mouth shut genius
> man electrocution doesnā€™t look like fun
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> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
> The next few lines of confused joy are me reacting to jar jar somehow single handedly taking out 3 tanks
> what the fuck
> JarJar I Iā€™m what-
> JUST DID A GOOD THING, I DONT REGERT THIS THING AT ALLLLLLLL
> fuckin JarJar was great
> ā€œKILL HIM HES NOT A REPRESENTATIVE, HES A PLAGUEā€ Iā€™m ded šŸ’€šŸ˜¢šŸ’€
> serves you right you snake, now dooku gonna choke your ass
> oooohhhhh thatā€™s how these two twits (hondo and obi-wan) became friends
> ā€œand... he knows where you liveā€ Oof the subtle threat is real
> hem I love obi wan very much and his sarcasm
Ā Episode 13: Jedi crash
> I JUST SAW AAYLA I AM EXCITED I AM ALSO ATTRACTED TO HER VERY MUCH
> SHES HOT
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> I LOVE HER
> AND HER VOICE JUST MAKES ME ā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļø
> I wish I was bly, not gonna lie
> I have a quick question - the 501st colour is blue right? Then why do they have a gold squad, doesnā€™t the extra colours just confuse things?
> I love seeing anakin and Ahsoka in action coolest thing to watch
> And anakin
>> I am also quite attracted to him
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>>> imagine dragging your hands through that hair as he- wait no I have minors in my followers not gonna finish that
> Uh oh
>> Oh anakin you twit
>>> HE LOCKED HOMSELF IN WITH AN EXPLOSION JDGKJDJFKFKFKFKFF
> HES INSANE
> Are all Jedi so reckless? Just the good ones - love this by the way
> Oooohh shit for a STAR
> I mean like? I know anakin doesnā€™t die, but this shit is concerning
> Perfected the art of destroying ships and getting master almost killed? Sounds familiar
> I hate it when they just call them ā€œpadawan ā€œ it just feels very impersonal like bleh
> Like I love aayla but god the Jedi preach some bullshit
>> God forbid someone raises a child and gets attached to it
>>> Like for fucks sake
>>>> Can you tell this is something Iā€™m passionate about?
> Anyway, moving on
> Oh hi anakin! Youā€™re alive!
> That bird lookin thing is tryna eat my boy šŸ˜¤
> Oop - well that dudes dead
> Aawwwwwww aayla looks so sad, this makes me sad too
> Can we just appreciate this?
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> Well these little critters are cute
> Ooooohhh I think I agree with this little dude
> You can skip the paragraph if you like, its just me going off aboutĀ ā€˜peacekeepingā€™
> Alright gonna get mildly into it for a second, the clone wars really gets into it with episodes like this, displaying how the entire galaxy was starting to lose faith in the Jedi and their peacekeeping ways, in the movies we just got that people just started hating the Jedi because they became part of the war, but this really fleshes it out and shows just how slowly and gradually the loss of faith is. Because heā€™s right, the Jedi arenā€™t peacekeepers anymore, they bring as much destruction with them that the separatists do and have become symbols of war. Theyā€™re fighting for a good reason yes, but they can no longer claim that they are peacekeepers or that they played no role in this war.
> ANYWAY BACK TO REACTS
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> AH MY TWO FAVOURITE WOMEN AND A PRETTY BACKGROUND AGAIN!! They really do be doing me a great service
Part 14: Defenders of Peace
> Iā€™m really not into this episode, just saying it now
> Anakins just as bad as obi wan, like honestly just chill bro, fucking REST
>> MY BOYS DESERVE SOME GODDAMN REST AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL OK-
> Okay but is it taking a life if itā€™s a droid?
> Ugh this dudes ugly as fuck
> What did you think was gonna happen?? Of course your village was going to be ransacked
> I could go on forever about the pointlessness of this war like it just makes me mad palpatine you slimy git-
> My reacts this episode are really boring huh, Iā€™m not into it šŸ˜­
*fully I didnā€™t write anything for about 10 minutes here because itā€™s just a little boring*
> HOLY SHIT NOW THATS A FUCKING WEAPON
> Yep sorry thatā€™s it for this ep, Iā€™m so bored šŸ˜‚
>> Anyway, bonus episode because that one was short!
Part 15: Trespass
> YES OBIWAN WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> AND IS THAT RIYO CHUCHI I SPY?????
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> Hahahahahahahhahahaha itā€™s not tatooine, you got that right
> Oh god this dude already sounds like a dick (its the chancellor dude but not palpatine)
> Whyā€™s he so defensive over it?
> Oh yikes, that does not look good
> Seppies donā€™t do that though - this is... odd
> Ah and the same thing has been done to the droids
> Off topic, but I think Iā€™m going to make a clone wars drinking game that I can do while I do my reacts, so Iā€™m going to make that this week, send me your ideas in the comments or dm me!
> Back to ep - pfffffffttt obi wans little taps and then anakin really goes WHACK
> Anyway Iā€™m going to do this in the next couple days and then every Friday night Iā€™ll watch a few eps and drink away
> Alright back to the episode once more
> Abominable snowman????
>> Definitely
> This is gonna go well isnā€™t it?
> ā€œWell? Say somethingā€
>> ā€œJust shut upā€ *visible eye roll*
> What the fuck is their mouth
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> Okay really obi wan, I think itā€™s pretty clear they donā€™t speak basic
> YEEEEEEAAAHHH THATS MY BOI ANAKIN
> Awwwwwwww that shits cute, fucking bear huugggg I want to be hugged like that
> Iā€™m not fussed if itā€™s anakin, obi wan or kit fisto but please someone love me
>> Preferably kit fisto
> Anyway this dudes a dick (again, its the chancellor dude)
> They obviously have intelligence, and this dude has issues
>> Iā€™m thinking heā€™s trying to compensate for something šŸ‘€
> Oof you really gonna tell a Jedi what to do?
> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA the other peopleā€™s were there already
> Ugh he reminds me of my very racist grandparents oh boy
> Youā€™ve been told like 4 times that it is not your jurisdiction anymore and you still canā€™t take it?
>> BRUH
> Sheā€™s so tiny and adorable and her voice is just šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°
>> Oh no
>>> Iā€™m simping for another character
> Surely this guy dies
> HAHAHAHAHAH HE JUST GOT SPEARED SERVES YOU RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER
> What a dick, he shall not be missed
> Sheā€™s just, so pretty??? And smart????
>> FUCK MY BISEXUAL ASS CANT HANDLE THIS
> heā€™s seriously not dead yet?
> AAAHH RIYO YOU SMART GIRL YEEEEESSSS NEGOTIATE THAT PEEEEAAACCEEEE
> THATS MY GIRL SENATOR CHUCHI YEEEESSS
Welp thatā€™s it for today folks, it was lovely, see yā€™all at some point this week where I say the drinking game rules and then next drunken Friday (even though these are gonna be released on saturdays but I write them on fridays?)
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