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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
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pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude
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if were going by driver and not just f1 i also would like to posit: mick schumacher


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I love when people ask what driver is definitely bisexual and people say max or charles as if the obvious answer isn't local frank ocean fan alex albon
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Imagine you invite your roommate to hang out with you and your lefty anarchist friends and everyone’s having a great time until roommate starts talking how cool Bill Clinton was and how awesome the American military industrial complex is and how great it is that the American military is present in every country and now you’re the guy who brought the neoliberal to the anarchist meeting and also this guy has never once paid you rent.
Similar thing happened to my good pal Courfeyrac Les Misérables
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the nerd i reblogged this from has a quality blog & i recommend you all follow them.
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Why can't we ever use bullshit bioessentialism for fun things
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TOP 3 TRAITORS:
3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry
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you're basically home to me dude but it's not a big deal at all. don't worry about it
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As a fellow gay man I googled mark armstrong and all I’ll say is yes, agreed and ask to Callum ilott who I also googled. May your hangover vanish like morning mist in the summer for bringing hot men to my attention, you have done a great service
oh yeah marcus is one hell of a man. hes also weird as hell. anon, buddy, trust me hes beautiful but so so insufferable. if you want to stare at him, contact me and i shall provide my critics picks most beautiful most cringefail marcus moments. callum ilott is a beautiful man with many baffling angles where he either looks like himself or he looks like he just became human. hes besties with marcus. they have many moments where they look married. marcus has kissed him before and asked like 20 times at the end of a podcast if he can hold his hand.
anyway, i have no hangover (which i usually dont have, but could also be because of your well wishes) heres some critics picks of these two fine lookin fellas:
marcus:




callum:




+romance:

id love to include more, but it seems that goes above the post photo limit. thank u again for ur magic hangover cure and please let me know if you want videos of them being insane and im so glad wine drunk me convinced u to look up some beautiful men
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callum ilott is a beautiful man i can see why marcus armstrong looks at him with such love in his eyes. gayest shit ive ever seen. and im not even an rpf girlie
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i dony think the callum ilott pfp is helping my case it was white wine
guys this is a cat 5 drank half a bottle of wine catastrophe
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i hope my mutuals and besties dont wake up tmrw and see my sins laid out in an open field just avert ur eyes out of politeness and itll alllllllllll be okay. let me thirst post abt marmstrong in peace. its my right as a gay man.
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