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Caffeine is good for you and will never hurt you and you should drink more caffeine now

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am i the only one who cannot seem to figure out how to make transtape or is this one of those things someone is gonna just be like ah man that only works if youre on t and ill be like thats phenomenal and then shoot myself out back or

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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

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"You could just use ai" yeah well I could also just kill you.

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hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

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you couldn’t pay me to believe that cleetus mcfarland is a real person

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make a minimum of 20 posts a day, be annoying as fuck, repeat things you said a few weeks ago, destroy your follower’s dashboards, never kill yourself

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Finally Mallum fic is completed, I will probably post some point tomorrow

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im going to be real rn i completely understand where hamlet is coming from because if my dad died and then my mom married his brother a MONTH AFTER HIS FUNERAL and THEN everyone told me to just get over it already because everybody dies and THEN i talked to my dad's ghost and tried to get some semblance of closure after his death and he told me "cut the bullshit im burning my sins off in hell rn but its not a big deal listen up your uncle murdered me you gotta get revenge for me" i would also do an acrobatic fucking pirouette backwards off the handle

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via @swatercolor [insta]

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happy birthday @schumi-honey!

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Venn diagrams don’t really work past 3 circles.

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Me knowing my Mallum fic is almost done and I'll probably get to post it tomorrow

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it bugs me how many lesbians have issues with trans women. like, we're supposed to love women. what's next, you gonna start hating short people too? fuck off.

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all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden