#he was such a trans icon to me ngl

[lehoeing]

Marmion Glares

Leo Gregory as Marmion in The Musketeers || s02e06 - Through a Glass Darkly

[captainjackscoat]

I swear the Doctor Who writers must have been searching for a muse or smth and found this teenage Scottish trans nerd and thought "yeah they'll do"

and then they wrote Rogue

[wynn-ing]

!!! THATS MY LITTLE GUYS!!!!!! I love this to pieces!! Locke so would've been a beanie kid before they turned full cowboy you're absolutely right also honestly you're so onto something making Pasha even more angular I love love love it!!

the last one is v messy but i think page being assertive and pasha being into it is very funny

@wynn-ing ur What Remains fic is so good. i desperately need to know whats going on in others brains with their voices. also a prequel fic with pasha and hunted would be big "accidental baby aquistion" vibes

the fic is linked below and also pasha call chained up and protective (and hot as hell)

[chimkennuggies]

Again with the Raphael x Cazador agenda bc I'm still losing my mind over them‼️‼️‼️

Anyway, thought I'd share some headcanons bellow the cut as well:

- I just KNOW they both have hour long conversations about some play they've seen or book they've read. Their taste is similar in that aspect.

- Raphael knows about Lady Incognita's books (that's canon btw) and mentioned it to Cazador once, who instantly started ranting about how the girl didn't appreciate the "gift" (he doesn't appreciate it either if you think about all that datamined/beta stuff + how much he just wants to be "normal" BUT he is also a hypocrite sooo), also, he used to give advice to her whenever he found one of her drafts.

- In a modern setting Raphael would probably be like those annoying filmbros who doesn't stfu about some niche film they've seen and Cazador would be the same with some celtic metal group that has like 24 monthly listeners (kinda projecting in this one, I'm both).

- They would talk shit about anyone + if they go to some ball together after the first 40 minutes they'll probably end up talking only to each other.

- On the hc that both of them are trans, Cazador hasn't had any operations and isn't on t (although it's not bc he's comfortable in his own body but bc he doesn't want to have anything to do with it, he just prefers to live with an idealized version he made on his head after centuries of not seeing his reflection), Raphael is literally the opposite, he has had all the operations and has been on t since he ran away from Cania, hating the self he left behind.

- Now, some shoutouts to the fact that they're both SO AWFUL, I love them being so so toxic.

- Cazador usually doesn't like being touched and Raphael just thrives on being an asshole so he's always breaking the man's boundaries. PDA in the worst possible way.

- Cazador enjoys to compare Raphael to his father because he finds it extremely entertaining the fact that he takes it at heart and gets so offended by it (he knows how much the other has suffered because of his progenitor).

- Cazador having scars on his body from before being a vampire and Raphael biting them‼️‼️

-Raphael listening to Cazador talking shit about all of Raphael's features he despises just to make him even more insecure (let's be real, Raphael is SO fucking self-conscious, because there's no way all his paintings and Haarlep themself being so completely different to his real self is a normal trait).

- Both of them being prone to violence and fighting for every minor disagreement would make them the worst neighbors possible ngl.

- Raphael having the lower canines really really sharp while Cazador has the cuspid canines being almost razor-edged, iykyk.

Lastly, here are some songs I associate w/ them because I haven't seen any playlist include these:

Cazador:

Rule #34 - Fish in a Birdcage

Femtex - Therapy?

Never Wanted to Dance - MSI

Under the Spell - Me And That Man

Heel On The Shovel - 16 Horsepower

Raphael:

The Hell Of It - Paul Williams

Low Estate - 16 Horsepower

Nunemaker's Parable - Everybody's Worried About Owen

You're So Vain - Carly Simon

Bensonhurst Blues - Oscar Benton

An this one is just bc I find it quite funny but Mi Gran Noche from Raphael (the spanish singer) is quite iconic ngl.

[shentheauthor]

Fuck it, I’m bored. Nine sols gender/sexuality headcanons.

Kuafu: Gay cis man. I adore him. Look at him. He’s not subtle. He says jiequan, who literally walks around half naked, is “stylish.” I know what you are.

Goumang: She gives trans lesbian vibes. I also adore her. Free my girl, I could fix her

Yanlao: Homophobic /j. Nah fr tho, I think he’s a cis het man, but like, he isn’t gonna be homophobic or transphobic. I don’t think Penglai has that kind of thing. Grandpa is an ally, yay

Jiequan: That is a GAY MAN. Trans maybe? I haven’t decided, but what I do know is he is GAY. Look at how he talks to Yi. He’s gay and down horrendous and needs some therapy PRONTO. “Gay people who cannot be in a healthy relationship because they suck so bad” representation

Lady Ethereal: Bisexual demigirl, she/they! Also I hate that they didn’t let her keep her original name in the EN version. Fu Die is pretty!!! Dammit!!! But yea Lady E gives me strong bisexual vibes. She also had a thing for Yi. EDIT: SHE CANONICALLY HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH A WOMAN LETS GOOOOO THE BISEXUALS ARE WINNING

Fuxi: Listen. Listen. He and Nuwa are identical twins. ONE of them bitches is trans. To me, it’s Fuxi. Trans man Fuxi is real to me. No clue what’s going on with his sexuality, and frankly, I don’t wanna know

Nuwa: I think she’d fw neopronouns. Her gender is a mess, and she wouldn’t really care to define it. Rotating her around in my brain. As for sexuality, same as Fuxi

Ji: Agender, he/they, and bisexual. The devs wanted him to be agender/nonbinary and I am CLINGING to that. They’re real to me. Also I think they and Jietong had a thing. I won’t elaborate.

Eigong: cis lesbian with every mental illness, banned from all public spaces. She gives old, wise queer energy until you dig deeper into her personality and see oh, she needs to be on some kind of list. Kind of iconic, ngl.

Yi: arospec/aspec, probably agender, but he has a job so he doesn’t care about that shit rn. He/him because that’s generally what people default to. Would not touch jiequan with a ten foot pole. Could have potentially had a thing with Lady Ethereal had everything not gone to absolute shit.

Heng: same as Yi lmao. Genuinely. They’re the AAA siblings

Shennong: Pansexual. Considers himself cis, but there’s definitely something else going on there. He doesn’t want to unpack that. Frankly, he is valid.

Bonus:

Chien: Trans girl

Shanhai 9000: gender is a solarian concept it doesn’t give a flying fuck about (it/its pronouns). Same with sexuality.

Abacus: also doesn’t care about gender or sexuality, but he will accept whatever pronouns. It’s whatever to him.

Shuanshuan: Intersex! Might grow up to be queer, but honestly, he’s just a baby rn. I’m not about to go in depth there

Chiyou: finds the concept of gender fascinating, chose he/him pronouns because he liked how they sounded. So what I’m getting at is: trans Chiyou

[sciderman]

Sci ngl i assumed you were a cis gay dude back when i was obsessively reading your spiderpool stuff as a teenager. I’m a gay trans man and your comics always felt like a warm hug, truly my comfort doom scrolling — so it’s kinda nice to find out we’re more similar than id thought

bless you anon!! it's a pleasure having you, and i'm so, so glad my comics can be a cozy comfort for you!! kissing you so sweetly

you know, it's kind of funny, i've had an overwhelming response of people who've said they've just assumed i was male by the vibes i radiate and i'm not entirely sure what it means. i'm know you all mean it very reaffirmingly but it leaves me with a lot of questions. like, questions that i want to do further research into.

is there a masculine dialect? like how there are regional dialects? is that a thing? i kind of want to study this now. can you tell someone's gender by the way they talk like you can tell where they're from? that is so cool if it's true. how do you type like a man. what should i look for? i don't know if i've ever assumed someone's gender by the way they type. i just look at their bio and it usually says. and i kind of don't think about it when i type. i type like me. but – i think maybe i pick up the way that i talk from the media i consume (comic books) which is kind of overpoweringly male. overpoweringly populated by male characters, and written by men, y'know.

i think the way i type here on @sciderman is probably softer and more femme than the way i write on the ask-blog. on the blog when i'm answering things as Mod i kind of intentionally mimic the tone-of-voice that marvel editors use. that's an intentional choice. so - when you read what i write here it's closer to my real voice, but over on ask-spiderpool i'm putting on an act. i try to sound like a marvel editor. i call you all True Believers! it's all a persona. i think one of the things that's my strength in writing is falling into voices - i think i could be an excellent ghostwriter, if i needed to be. so very crafty at mimicry.

as a kid i always, always always would mimic the characters i liked from the movies we watched whenever i came out of the cinema. i remember doing that all the time. and it was always boys. (except frenchie from grease. she was my one female gender icon. god everyone hated me for that one. i loved doing the voice. wanted to be her so bad. wanted the pink hair. everything.)

you know,, even now The Very First thing anyone asks me when they meet me is where my accent is from, because nobody believes i'm native to london. it happened today (twice). the way i talk is a little weird. my response,, off the bat,, it's because i watched too many cartoons growing up. so,, i guess maybe i idolised too many masculine role models, and probably didn't have enough female role models. i liked the boy movies better than the girl ones. i spent more time with my dad than i did with my mom. my mom wasn't a good role model. dad says that's probably why i didn't want to be a woman. i didn't have a good role model. (sorry mom). (he's right). all kinds of variables here. i kind of want to do research into it. also i should talk to a therapist.

[bluegumballmf]

OK SO RANT WARNING I LOVE ADAMAI

ngl i think about adamai so much like literally almost half of the time im thinking abt him so um i just wanna talk about my personal headcanons for him bc i rlly rlly like him he’s genuinely such an easy character to relate to for me because i relate to his trauma. Anyways, forgive me if you catch any spelling or grammar errors, i’m writing this with like 4 hours of sleep and dyslexia.

um so my main mental health hcs are that he has BPD, ADD (lololol fits with the name) and minor psychosis. For ADD, it’s moreseo that from what i’ve seen, adamai struggles in social cues and has a more quiet approach to his struggles, and that he acts similarly to me, and I am autistic. For psychosis, it’s sort of a baseless headcanon, I just feel like Adamai would get auditory/ tactile hallucinations.

It’s a little hard to explain why i think he has BPD cause it’s moreso things I can relate to, such as how he latches onto people rlly quick ; ie a BPD person’s “favorite person,” who is a support system and a sort of pillar/ anchor and typically end up being someone the person w/ BPD sometimes ends up changing themself for. I personally think that adamai’s had multiple favorite people, such as; grougal, qilby, phaeris, echo and oropo, and obviously, yugo. Its kinda hard for me to like. Phrase WHY i think these people are his fps, but i think it’s mostly how he values them and prioritizes them when it comes to his actions and thoughts and feelings, i mean, just take oropo for example. Adamai changed his entire body for oropo, taking the dofus in when he was still rlly young for eliatrope/dragon standards, even assuming a body he didn’t want to survive, which even then, he only did for approval and support from his FP. This actually leads me into my next headcanon,

I headcanon adamai as transfem. Specifically a trans woman. For a few reasons, which I’ve gone over in a twitter thread (same username as on here, you should go check it out, I’m WAY more active there haha) but i’ll put it here.

1. adamai doesnt feel comfortable in his body and it’s elaborated on in the show. When he’s talking to eliatrope about his body, eliatrope states that he’s “always been unique” and iirc you can see adamai’s face drop because its not exactly something he’s proud of.

2: going off the last point, he’s shown to say that the body he now has in wakfu s3-4 is one he had to adapt to survive and not the one he chose, which is parallel to some trans people never transitioning because they dont feel safe enough to do so. this is kind of a stretch but bear with me, it’s more subconcious connections than anything else.

3. (More of a joke point) BUT HE LITERALLY HAS THE SAME WAIST SIZE AS JESSICA RABBIT. WHAT. YES I’VE ACTUALLY COMPARED I AM NOT JOKING. Like here are the images (see below) for comparison. In all seriousness, while i feel like adamai’s design IS iconic and it does serve the purpose it meant to acheive, it doesn’t feel like him. Which again, is what it meant to acheive!! I’ll touch on this more in a second, but not.

4: adamai has multiple issues regarding self perception, which in a way are all similar to dysphoria. He seems to have rejection dysphoria, body dysphoria, and maybe gender dysphoria. In my view, he seems to have all three subtypes of gender dysphoria (body, mind, and social) this actually ties in to the first point, because i feel like he’d develop a sort of body dysmorphia from shifting into a body he didn’t want, rather then a body that would be more comfortable for him; the human or the dragon. Which i’m choosing to see as a representation of the two genders; with him shifting in between being a sort of safe spot, like how many trans people identify as nonbinary or bigender before transition. (Not to say that these people are any less trans then any others, i’m just going off my own perception as a trans genderfluid person!!!)

5: he’s always being forced into roles; from being raised for yugo, to being yugo’s mentor, to being grougal’s nanny, to being possessed, etc. Ad never has chances to choose any roles by himself, and it’s similar to transphobic parents stopping their trans kid from expressing themselves imo. Again, could be a stretch, but this is how i interpreted it. It’s actually kind of similar to my parents, so maybe that’s why. Though, this COULD also just be gifted kid burnout or autistic burnout OR strict parent parallels, which i also can see correspond with adamai.

6: His mental image and self worth.

Adamai’s character is heavily influenced by a lack of self worth. He measures it with other people’s perceptions of him such as oropo’s or grougal’s, and when his body is perceived negatively by himself/others, he also starts hating it and himself, which ties into the headcanon i had about him having body dysmorphia AND into the BPD favorite people!!!

7: ( sounds like a joke point but bear w me) estrogen could have saved him

And honestly, no, Im not joking. Imo, if Adamai was allowed access to an actual process to be able to feel comfortable in his own skin, it might help his mental illnesses a lot in the long run. I equate that to him getting estrogen + finally looking like himself. It could help him with the body dysmorphia and self esteem by helping him get to a place where he’s comfortable to be himself and maybe even shapeshift again. (I actually wrote a fic about this on Ao3, https://archiveofourown.org/works/55070686, if you want to read it!!)

But um yeah, thats my reasoning for the trans headcanons, onto the less mental health involved ones, more miscellaneous. (But if you’re wondering why i’m using ‘male’ pronouns on Adamai, it’s because i feel like he would still like the he/him pronouns, but would simply use she/her more post transition.)

So, i have a few, mainly for adamai during winter vs summer.

In winter,

Silverish hair to blend with the snow

hair puffs up slightly to provide more insulation

lighter pigmentation everywhere,

much sleepier, tends to nap in the snow often

And then in the summer,

Blonde hair

more pigmentation

hair is less puffy, just curly (similar to chibi’s hair!!!)

less sleepier and more energetic.

Those are the basic ones for the seasons, but i also headcanon adamai to be an ice dragon, which means his tempurature is MUCH lower then the rest of the council’s save for maybe efrim. He needs to be in the sun much more, which could be part of the reason why grougal chose oma island to raise adamai. Another headcanon is that adamai and yugo both have heterochromia!! Yugo has central heterochromia, and Adamai has sectoral heterochromia; his eyes being blue and brown. I also headcanon that he has face markings similar to his mother, but they disappear in his dragon form because he’s closer to his father then.

Um yeah, that’s kind of it for right now, i might add onto these if more come up, but i hope you enjoyed reading!! I rwally love adamai, especially in s3 and up, he’s one of the most well written traumatized character’s i’ve seen, and i ADORE the nuance behind him.

[pirateswhore]

STOP STOP STOP CALLING ME OUT KILLIAN WAS MY GENDER AWAKENING AND I SHAMELESSLY STOLE HIS NAME TOO

need u all to know that whenever i talk about killian/cs, in my head hook is a trans man and cs is bi4bi

[brilliantfantasticgeronimo]

the star beast reactions:

the end of time part 2: “the story never ends” switches to “ the story hasnt ended yet” this show is driving me to cookoo land

taxi logo! Very 2005.

“That says grand mistress!” “oh, catch up” [….sentient physic paper headcanon? Maybe everything the doctor carries is secretly sentient sdlkfj rip all those sonics that fell in battle]

NERYS HAD AN ACCIDENT. KARMIC JUSTICE.

"me putting up with that" ksksksks "what do I care? I’ve got the true greatest girls in the world" just u wait for what’s coming shaun. Hope u always secretly wanted an autistic queerplatonic husband.

"and I shoukd know, I invented them!" bully!donna headcanon comfirmed (?) to go with already-canon teenage!wreck donna.

"oh, yes definetly" sylvia "queer-coded mom "mother of a queer " subtext finally becomes text as "grandmother of a queer"!!!!

"you had a bit of a breakdown… and then you got better" sksksks every “the doctor is a hallucination” dark!fic ever/ alternatively: amy coded

"I should be really happy"'... but sometimes I lie in bed thiking, what have I lost?" THIRTEEN CODED THIRTEEN CODED OH GOD THE REGRETS OVER DROPPING THE FOBWATCH….

“Fuge” is iconic

THE MUSIC IS DOING A THING!!!

14 is definetly someone who lived 11/12/13's lives lol my girl is so tired

"I’ve read the files" when UNIT personel says this the translation is: I’ve watched all of three’s era.

"I dont know who I am anymore" understatement of the billenia!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "she's happy! Is she?” I mean tbf, is anyone ever? in this economy? Lol

"I don’t believe in destiny but-" (yeah you do?)

"You know my rules, no secrets in this house" I wonder if Donna didn’t get at least a little bit mad after this that everyone lied to her for 15 years dlskjf

NERYS. VIPER IN THE NEST

the bit with wilf’s accomodation was a good subtle commentary about accesibility again…

ok…. But the definite article bit was excellent??? sdlkfj i swear fandom is so recalcitrant sometimes

"two hearts! so do I!" [rtd: in case u didn’t notice, this is what we call A Foil]

"that’s not concrete ', it’s mortar" "thank you, bob the builder"

the doc in the wig…………………… valeyard coded

There will be no violence... UNTIL he deems it fit and proper! and that’s GROWTH(tm)

solar psychodelia my beloved eu band

"it just felt like the sort of thing he woukd do" t.t

"who cares about me?" "i do" T.T!!!!!

(sdklfj tho ngl it feels like it escaletes to this emotional level wayyyy too quickly)

clifftops.... grief... fingerprint… THE SMELL OF DUST AFTER RAIN……..

I mean he did very much kill donna (again?) ddklSjs THIS IS A VERY SIGNIFICANT THING THAT JUST HAPPENED???

“She chose her own name…” trans doctor fodder?

"male and femape and neither and more" tbh this works rlly well on the metaphysical level I was talking about (note to self: elaborate on that in another post), do have to agree it sounds a bit iffy on the gender politics front...

"cryptic, I hate that" liar, you’re all about that

tbh "shame you are not a woman anymore" feels riiiiiight in line with "you two are just time lords, you dumbos!" sdkfj donna has to be a lil’ bioessentialist about meta cris-es every time doesn’t she.

"and we choose to let it go" / [the one adventure I could never have] / [terf island will eventually let go of transphobia] / [“how to let go of depression”: the scifi/adventure series]

"why does it have to be one last trip?" good question!!! yaz would like to know as well!!!

CONCLUSIONS!

Fun as hell! But i did feel a tinge disappointed that rose and the nobles aren’t that developed (and Shirley as well).

I think The Point and The Message is a bit clumsily delivered, but overall the writers’ hearts are in the right place and it does work philosophically for where (I think?) the series is going next. As a ~Trial Of A TimeLord Enjoyer~ the bit where 14 puts on a wig made me go feral.

The meep is well realized but tbh I don’t think the OG story is that strong? And I think my Hot Take is….. I think that a straight-forward story wasn’t super compatible with all the mechanics and logistics and exposition that this “fix fic-ing the doctordonna” story necessitates. So the whole thing feels kinda bogged down by having to be a recap.

Finally… I think the resolution feels a bit too... mechanical? because Rose is not developed / put as the POV at the start, it’s not enough of an emotional thrill to see her saving the day (other than like, idk, if I interpret Rose Noble triumphing being a metaphor for Donna’s life being complete when she has her own life but also the doctor back again (?)).

[konnfusion]

l*ngl*gs spoilers //

lotta (cis) people telling on themselves when they come out of a movie featuring an aged glam rock dude with long hair who got into satanism and has a violent obsession with young girls, and come to the "long hair + 'weird' voice = trans woman / trans coding" conclusion about said character when nothing in the text of the film is about that whatsoever.

to me, it's a movie about trying to live with childhood trauma (however that looks), and about how our society values girlhood so much that we don't want that to blossom into womanhood, and the violent lengths some men will go to to stop that growing-up in its tracks. it's asking if it's better to live a stilted life because of gaps in your memory due to trauma, or to die at the hands of said trauma. it's about how the fixation on the Satanic Panic--an evil outside the home--often obfuscates the evil that already existed in the home, and about how trauma can be wrought both by absent parents and by obsessive, overbearing ones.

reducing that to "actually it's about how queer people are evil and destroying the nuclear family (derogatory)" is losing the forest for the trees. the titular character is a burnout hair metal dude who wanted to be a glam rock icon, who, instead of finding Jesus in his later years, found Satan instead. and that's much more interesting and also less reductive, imo! valid if anyone has a bad taste in their mouth from the public/pop culture perceptions of B*ffalo B*ll and SotL, but this movie is a different beast entirely.

(but also, sweet jesus, no, this movie is not the director's excuse to be homophobic to his late dad! also that opinion piece was written by a cis guy who thinks, among other things, that Miss Piggy is a domestic abuser; not really gonna put any stock in anything he writes.)

[nycbirdenby]

OHHHHHHHHHHH a chance to talk about my GUYSSSSSSS!!!!!! this is great!. mild spoiler warning for House M.D. first up shocking no one we have:

Dr James Wilson from House M.D.

He means the absolute world to me. He's unbelievably gay. He's in love with his best friend. He is so in denial about both of those things. He proposed to his boy best friend in a restaurant, as a joke (pry that scene from my cold dead hands). He pretends to be normal so hard that he fools almost everyone. Except House. who BAILED HIM OUT OF PRISON THE FIRST NIGHT THEY MET BEFORE HAVING SPOKEN TO HIM BECAUSE HE FOUND HIM INTERESTING!!!! you know like your normal couple. They are toxic yaoi. they are co-dependant. They are so fucked up but not being together actively causes more chaos, so having wild gay sex is the more reasonable option here. what more can I say bout this man (so much I could go on for days) he is an icon, he is the moment.

John Reese from Person of interest

He is so traumatised. He is babygirl. This man cares so deeply about his mysterious boss (Harold Finch) that he defers to his judgement over his own. He is a bisexual icon who needs to be held gently but doesn't think he deserves it. He needs to be domed. Like for his health, doctors orders, let this man sub. For Finch, specifically. They're dating no matter what lies canon might tell you. He may seem like a deep and brooding action hero but there is so much more to this man. He means the world to me. LET. HIM. KISS. MEN.

Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney

I'm so wild for this man and his 'unneccasary feelings'. He is gay and you couldn't convince me otherwise. He is mad about his rival defence attorney Phoenix Wright, who causes him to have feelings of unease and uncertainty. Which is kinda gay ngl. His aesthetics are immaculate and on point. He likes samurai cartoons. He still has the keychain from when he was besties with Phoenix as a kid and looks at it while thinking of Phoenix. You know, in like a gay way. He is Pookie. He is gay. Denial is a river in Egypt.

Martin Crieff from Cabin Pressure

He's autistic. He's bi. He's trans. he is so pathetic. he is sopping wet. he is a little meow meow. Man has cringe failed his way into a job with 0 pay. Every day he wakes up and suffers. I love him endlessly. He tries so hard to be taken seriously and fails spectacularly. His copilot bullies him for fun (Douglass is a slay), his boss doesn't respect him (or pay him), and the flight attendant is a golden retriever who wants to help with everything (and makes everything worse). He trips and falls into a relationship with a literal princess. I love him. he is everything to me.

honourable mentions go to Gregory House from House M.D. and Harold Finch from Person of Interest.

tags: @put-a-banana-inyourear @coraldonkey1102 and whoever else wants to join!

Four characters who make you yell "MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN"

Tagged by my sweet beloved @letshaveadepressionparty 💚

everyone hold onto your hats because i'm about to list some men you ALREADY KNOW i love lmao (also gus gus you were right fuck doing 4 i'm doing 6 too because rogues are a separate category >:c)

i feel like this could have been men i also wanted to hold gently or characters i just really loved but i went with... hedonistic fuckin as usual

hancock (fallout 4)

sweet baby you’re just so romantic and silly and i would happily turn myself into a ghoul so i could spend eternity with you

arthur morgan (red dead redemption 2)

put me out of my misery and trample me with your horse you sad sad hunk of fuckin prime beef absolute husband material

nick (left 4 dead 2)

i have an affinity for sarcastic men who will get so annoyed at me within seconds that they could potentially murder me and i think nick is the strongest candidate for that category

daddy oz (the batman)

my toxic trait is that i think he would be gentle and love me more than any of the wildly more attractive women he is surrounded by each day but it's my life so whatever

digger (ss:ktjl)

turns out the fuckin hat trick to get into my pussy involves piss, being australian, and having dreadful facial hair like i have never so quickly fallen in love with someone who would give me VD before

eddie

urgh, you wretched disgusting little bitch i will never be cured of you, you have ruined my life, you are the cause of my suffering, the reason for my autism, and i will love you until i turn to fuckin dust

i'm gonna tag some more beloveds here:

@rainfallinthevoid @wammysgirl @it-is-i-zim @rallazarthemagnificent @littlemisscactus

[weirdwarriors]

malewife

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

[nyaruhodou]

at least once a month i get scared and think "what if im just lying about my gender for attention and in reality im just a girl trying to seem special or cool" and then the thought of people calling me a girl makes me want to die and having to endure people using she/her pronouns with me feels like stabbing a knife into my gut over and over and yet i still get scared that im just doing it for attention

[the-acid-pear]

(episode 3) Sucre and Linc chatting... Something about it. Sad... Levelheaded. Nice ..

Why did Sammy kill that guy? Culling the herd?

Had to google what bucky massa was and ngl. That was funny.

Idk why they'd believe it with how obvious it is. Maybe it's the heat. THREE DAYS? ARE THEY GONNA EXPAND THE WEEK? THEY'RE DOING AN EPISODE FOR DAY AT THIS RATE bit funny.

"I need to get my hands on some pechos" this kid is so funny.

Why is this woman sexually harassing Lincoln.

I'd never heard the nickname zanahoria and idk if I even wanna learn what it means funnier as that.

Lechero woke icon recognizes trans women's pronouns?

Btw if y'all are curious why I'm so on about Sammy he is wearing a tank top black stripes and the every other one is mesh and you can see his tits and his muscles and

Alex hace como 40 grados sacate esa campera.

Wasn't Sarah getting whipped and shit? Also Lechero mocking Teddy's awful R... He probably says it better than me tho.

First time in a long time Teddy gets his comeuppance for his crimes. Life was being too good for him peeling mangos and. Drinking water.

Alright Sona time second worst season I don't know how bad this will be but I know it'll be bad. Time to see men in pain!!

[four-bastard-bustle]

Tord from the character list.

favorite thing about them i think its SO funny how in ew classic tord was mostly just in the background doing jackshit like he contributed less and less with every eddisode its so funny, he literally didnt say a single thing in moving targets its dklsgjskdljhsklhd hes shy <3

least favorite thing about them legacy tord was a mistake

favorite line "Phew" His last and only line from moving targets how iconic <3

brOTP tom and tord becoming bros is honestly so important to me. enemies to friends is criminally underappreciated

OTP ngl i think tordmatt can be really cute

nOTP tomtord is a mistake

random headcanon tord is a trans woman but wont be confronting that gender stuff until shes like in her 40s

unpopular opinion every single one of my opinions on tord is an unpopular opinion because i flat out refuse any and all remotely edgy tord like even the usual classic tord defender will still indulge in his edge here n there but not me. this guy has to be edgy purely in theory. says hes the joker then refuses to park anywhere except a public car park

song i associate with them F the world by dorian electra

favorite picture of them

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