#If you couldnt tell

[lunarlilliesss]

I really hope someone understands the code 😭

[bigolechompers]

have i mentioned how much i love villains being not villainous because of small (or not so small) child?

because

anyway

imagine you are killer croc and you are just kind of chilling in the sewers doing killer croc things

when suddenly there is an Intruder! In! Your! Territory!!!

so obviously you take your scary face and take on a more menacing stance and go to fight off whoever is down here because

this is your place! and you do not share!!

and then you get there its a child, and like, you have fought robin before but his dad was there and he was in good health and you might have gone easy on him but you will never admit to it so it might as well have never happened

but that is a young teenager(!), looks like he might be 13(!!) but with how skinny he is he might be older and just malnourished(!!), he is actively bleeding(!) and might get an infection(!!!) from the wound on his chest that on closer inspection looks like a Vivisection(!!!!!!!) wound on his chest and he is looking fearfully at the manhole cover that he just came in from

so obviously you scoop him up and bring him deep deep down

crocodiles are excellent parents and highly protective of their young

he even runs through the water instead of swimming because of all the grossness lf the sewer

this kid is his now and he will protect him with the ferociousness of a wild boar

[insidilust]

the tail of a bunny fluttering furiously while you fuck his soft mouth.

using his long floppy ears as anchors to pull that pink tongue onto your cock, his twitchy nose pressed against your trail and his leg thumping in excitement when he can tell youre going to spill your cum down his throat. lifting that active cottontail up once you finish, because now its time to give his drippy hole the same courtesy as his soft throat.

[nativesnaper]

Offense shenanigans, they are chaos incarnate when they are together. You go girls

[kindaasrikal]

I love Zane and Kai and how the writers made them so subtly (tho often times it’s incredibly obvious) care for each other. Like wdym Kai became a reck after Zane’s death? wdym he was the one who gave a speech about how Zane powered him? Wdym Zane is one of the people who are able to so easily calm Kai down and make him listen? Wdym Kai and Zane perfectly balance each other out?? Idc about any other duo i DEMAND MORE KAI AND ZANE THEY ARE SO UNDERRATED DO YOU SEE THOSE TWO??

Like BRO Kai is someone who did (does?) not understand technology, is hot tempered, always front and centre stage, loud and proud, and is the definition of an extrovert who is also somewhat an introvert.

Zane, on the other hand, is an advanced technological species (the first of his kind), can always keep his temper under control, is someone who enjoys the background of everything, is quiet and observant, and is an introvert who is somewhat an extrovert.

Yet they both are extremely protective, to the point they would sacrifice themselves. They both handle emotions differently and express them differently yet they both feel an overwhelming amount of them. They both spent a majority of their lives away from society and were considered ‘different’ from others their age.

They both balance each other out yet also meet each other in their similarities. They both understand each other in a way barely anyone else does, and they always look at each other for a sense of peace or comfort.

AGH MY GOD I LOVE THEM THEY ARE THEEEE DUOSDOO

[atlas-hope]

okay... even though no one asked, i have a ton of Blind Faith AU headcanons that I've been stewing on

First and foremost, Stan never gets any of his vision back. burns like that are extremely debilitating.

Stan would rather die than admit it, but he hates fire with a (burning) passion.

Stan's eyebrows never really grow back.

Ford has an unfixable stutter and unshakeable paranoia, so he will not talk to anyone he does not have to. Period.

Both of them are prone to equally terrible anxiety and flashbacks.

Ford is VERY trigger happy!

Both of have intense codependency problems and separation anxiety

One of Stan's worst long-running fears is losing something important (due to his blindness and his nomadic lifestyle).

Ford starts going gray VERY early due to the stress he experienced in the Cave.

Ford is secretly relieved that Stan will never see his tattoos.

The Cave made Ford's somniphobia a thousand times worse.

Ford helps Stan shave :D

Learning how to navigate blindness while in a wilderness dimension was not easy for Stan, especially while he was still healing.

Ford managed to take care of Stan in the few months after they escaped from the Cave, despite how taxing it was on his fragile mental stability.

[ferry-man-farrow]

Is that Grian from freaking minecraft???

(Bonus version under the cut)

[cherrycherryves]

AHHH AH AAAAAHHHH THIS SPAGHETTI IS SCARING MEEEEE AAUHGGGGG

(Tomato sauce is getting everywhere as I freak out)

(The waiters are stone-faced as I flail around)

[therekinperson]

Me when i jump on a trend instead of doing work :3

[taeiris]

stranger things season 5 is gonna start with the voice of a little boy, singing a familiar song…

and then we see will, singing. THEN we see the demogorgon taking him to the library, everything in between the scenes we know— that we haven’t seen, deleted scenes or new scenes idc.

season 5 is gonna start at the point between will getting to the library and joyce and hopper finding him, what we didn’t see. we get a close look at a tease of how the connection between him and vecna specifically began

and then he wakes up. present s5 time, title card intro begins and the first episode of the final season of stranger things starts.

im CALLING IT BABY!

[issue-paper]

I don’t like him

[that-one-raccoon]

I adore how we know absolutely nothing about Dazai from before he was 14 and with the mafia. Nothing. For all we know he could've been a fucking retired Odd Squad agent who quit at fourteen because he fucking hated his job then was found by mori.

[1vylili3s]

do my eyes deceive me? (not pun intended)

Hmmmm jestergem interacting crumbs sorry ive been strave since wind archers debut

[sidsinning]

Taking this as a sign Lucifer will be living at the hotel from now on (bless)

The problem Alastor had with him in Dad Beat Dad, Lucifer being more powerful and able to provide for the hotel in his place, might come back potentially in even worse condition?

Because what Alastor had over him was actively supporting Charlie's dreams and doing whatever he could for her to achieve them despite his ulterior motives, and being a strange source of emotional comfort for her with mentoring her through her issues at the same time- being the only one who could fill the position as her provider at the very least

But now Lucifer is moving in, AND has finally stepped up as the dad that's going to support her both in the materialistic sense and now as a major source of emotional support she's always wanted from him and only him specifically

One thing I think makes a difference between them is most definitely Alastor's charisma and ability to manipulate people into doing what he wants for the hotel's benefit, and just teaching her more about hell and making connections- is infinitely stronger than Lucifer's, who is usually honest about his feelings and has been socially stunted for awhile, isolating himself since his depression started developing after losing his family for years

Idk if they're going to explore this in the newest season,,,which I am assuming will receive the same short time span of 8 episodes 💀

[blissicle]

*inhales* Hadestown au Hadestown au Hadestown au—

[hornymuttwrites]

hip dips were just made to be held down don't you think?

the slight concave where your palms sit so nicely, the sturdiness of the hips making it absolutely perfect to restrain and control.

just hip dips>>>>