#he was def breathing

[pixlokita]

to answer your question, Michael pretended he answered without leaving a message.

You can still hear the phone ringing in the end

-tiny pained screech-

Okay-

[theloveinc]

Togame Jo’s greeting kisses to you are always way too long.

The kind of affection that’s usually savored in private, instead displayed wherever, whenever, and every single time you see each other—he always takes two to three minutes just to kiss you hello, abandoning the task at hand (dozing off, attending to Choji, managing the Shishitoren) to mosey your way and pull your lips to his in something just a little too sloppy to be sweet, but a little too sweet to be… too distasteful.

Everyone’s used to it by now, even Sakura, knowing that when you arrive, there’s always a going to be a pause in action just for the sappy display of Togame drooping over you and announcing you to the crowd physically.

(What’s not readily exposed, however, and especially not in a room full of men, is that it’s not just a kiss Togame’s giving you, not just a hello that he hides behind his long bangs and your cheeks between his warm hands, but the kindest stare and sweetest little whisper, “missed you, baby,” as he wraps you up in his arms.)

[tojisun]

konig makes me so crazy bro like ik this man loves fucking you against the wall or smthn. lets you wrap your legs around him only to chuckle when they cant even close around his bulk. and he bites so much. folds you there against the wall because he knows you got a size and strength kink-

i dunoooeoe

[queenimmadolla]

Eddie’s face when you tell him you ate a couple of sour patch kids and no water at all the entire day

[wil-fae]

I had more ideas, so today is more streamer tim and jason (help me with what their twitch users would be, begging)

[tokyosmega]

percy forcing annabeth to not sacrifice herself for him by pretending to offer his sword to her only to push her to safety and put himself in the face of certain death. the fatal flaw is fatal flawing

[nightbigail]

This a BOTW oc I made years ago. He’s a friendly Hylian who dreams of adventure. He wants to leave Lurelin Village one day but can’t seem to leave his family behind…

If Link completes his quests, he’ll leave Lurelin and set off on his own journey! After that, he can be encountered throughout Hyrule :D

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads // twitter thread

To Shape A Dragon’s Breath

YA fantasy

a young Indigenous girl finds & bonds with a dragon hatchling - the first time in many generations for her people - and is required to go to the coloniser’s dragon academy in their mainland city, to learn how to raise her dragon and the science of its magic

historical inspired setting on the cusp of industrial revolution with steampunk vibes

bi polyamorous MC, Black lesbian SC, nonverbal autistic SC

[bubbledtee]

Do you think james is whiny? Since we are talking about big men being whiny

depends on the era. when it comes to current eras, 2019!james was absolutely such a whiner. and then early!80s!james was most definitely a whiner too.

[winchester101]

*holds gently*

More mers here

[firsttraintovictoriaville]

watching the netflix mpreg show and i have no idea why Kentaro is like "omg Aki is the woman who got me pregnant :0 *shocked pikachu*" like bro have you seen Aki?!?!?!? I'M SCARED SHE GOT ME PREGNANT THROUGH THE DAMN SCREEN AND WHILE NOT BEING REAL

[remma-demma]

This is how I’m justifying putting homestuck music on their playlist.

Also:

[ectonurites]

SUPER DARK TIMES (2017) DIR. KEVIN PHILLIPS

also, honorable mention to the original script for this scene:

[i-love-def-leppard]

those are the tightest shorts ive ever seen🫣

[petorahs]

me, gearing up to explain why the dragon prince's latest seasons have continued to disappoint me, that while i love the lore and worldbuilding and characters there are clear pacing issues that are so jarring it takes me out of the experience, and that i say all of this with great love for the series but there's only so much good concepts can do before animation has to catch up in order to retain the average viewer's attention. that although season 4 and 5 have been branded as "the mystery of aaravos" the titular character barely appears and that is a crime to me, that even if it's for the suspense and intentionally leaving the viewer/main characters in the dark it's not doing a good job at building up his character and i fear for the exposition dump that will inevitably happen later on. that i will be harsh in critiquing this series because i love it so much and want it to be the best it can be: *inhales*

also me the moment i actually finished the goddamn season:

[spotsupstuff]

How does Zeph look like with her new puppet in the post MA off the string au? Powerful Woman vibes?

art isn't arting lately so -fart noise-, i got Scorched (burnt out) but Basically what i'm thinking so far:

Zeph's new puppet is gon take a lot of inspiration from Haboob's (that thing has been... messed with to hell n back even in morally questionable directions so it's a Solid design) and takes some of Sparrows' DNA to go more into the organic side of the Iterators for better mobility, ability to regenerate and also cuz giving her a digestive system sounded easier than trying to pull off whatever is going on in Gen 3s and more reliable than whatever magic happened to the other generations that they can just move about. she might also have gills, definitely no hole in the back

she retains her key features like the antenna (holes in headphones added for better hearing), the snake mark, general face shape, height, even the Gen 1™ leg shape... n she's bound to get her age wrinkles back sooner than later with how many dumbasses she's surrounded by + all that trauma is still in her noggin, but yeah. more organic than other Itties, sturdier n stronger than Ancients were

Gem is tryin to take all the credit for it, but the whole medic team (+ Haboob) worked their ass off to give Zeph the best of both worlds

major wip though