#he was TALL

[lover-of-mine]

Dude, the thing for competence is a problem because that means a thing for uniforms and there was this one guy I saw while getting some documents done on Tuesday, and I'm still thinking about the dude but I cannot tell you if the dude was objectively hot or if he was just tall and the cop uniform clouding my mind. He's a fucking cop, Anna, get your shit together.

[midnightfrappe]

Sometimes i remember who was my ex fictional boyfriend before sun and moon and,,, well, i think of how for a lot of people it might be a downgrade and i think it's funny

[hecckyeah]

…….i finally understand the dancing with someone and falling strangely in love with them even though the chances of them reciprocating are minimal and feeling so much sexual tension you could cut it with a knife trope.

[eternalgirlscout]

did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

[neo--queen--serenity]

Remember how, in the Touden party, everyone had to swap clothes when they changed races, since that was the only way they could feasibly find clothing that fit them in their new body types under such short notice?

Kabru and Mithrun had to do the same thing, and for the same reasons. They had to swap the bottom halves of their outfits to be able to accommodate to their new forms. Normal enough, right?

Normal enough until you realize that Kabru is still wearing his armor, which looks inordinately large on him. Which begs the question: why didn’t they swap the top halves of their outfits?

It’s because…oh god, I can’t even say it with a straight face…it’s because Mithrun’s upper body is too buff to fit into Kabru’s plate armor. Poor Kabru has to lug that thing around like a huge metal circus tent because Mithrun’s too fucking jacked to fit into it himself.

[as-i-watch]

Chilchuck you are towering well over 6 feet over the ground Chilchuck pls

[franeridart]

I love dragon btw

[arttuff]

he is 10 apples tall

[eric-the-disposable-demon]

Uh-

just found out my cousin (who lives in England) is in the art department of a bunch of shows??? And she worked oN DOCTOR WHO? AND HAD LUNCH WITH DAVID TENNANT???? and she just told me so casually because she's interested in the art, not the show? I mean, excuse me? She worked on SHERLOCK???? FOR A WHOLE SEASON?? She worked on Peaky Blinders and Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones??? And probably other things because she has a shitty memory and according to her everything is a blur?? AND AT ONE POINT SHE WAS LIKE: "oh and have you ever heard of Neil Gaiman?" And I was trying not to scream, because yes, of course I've heard of Neil, he's only my favorite author, I've only read like all of his books multiple times, and if you say you worked on Good Omens or the Sandman I'm going to lose it completely. So I said "yeah I've read a couple of his books," -you know, like a liar- "what about him?" and she goes "well I worked on one of his shows and he's brilliant i just can't remember which one" and i go "w-what do you mean he's brilliant? You're.. you're talking about his writing... his writing is brilliant, right?" And she cheerfully says "oh no I don't read books, I ment he was really nice and brilliant when I talked to him" and i go "WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT" and she thinks for a moment and goes "oh! BRICKS" WHAT IN THE WORLD YES NO THAT MAKES SENSE YOU GET TO WORK AND TALK WITH NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN AND YOU TALK ABOUT BRICKS? NO THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL I'M NOT MAD ".... it was what I was designing at the time, I needed to know what vibe the bricks should have. Anyway want to see the spinning fireplace I made for doctor who" WHAT THE FUCK.

@neil-gaiman do you remember any brick conversations by any chance

[slowpuckdrop]

i need to stop stop stop stop stop stop it.

it being romanticizing a man i’ve seen once to the point were i’m thinking about what could’ve been

why can’t i be chill and normal when it comes to love ??? and let it come and evolve naturally ???

[ryllen]

T A L L PE OPLE D I E .

[robintherobiner]

I will forever be mad about the fact that Tim didn't intend on becoming Robin. He went to Dick TWICE. He literally did the one thing all kids are told to do (tell a trusted adult) and he STILL had to do it himself.

[moonlit-typewriter]

“With all due respect, which is none,”

- Percy Jackson, probably

[puppypawbz]

me when i see my most profitable customer

[gaybuckybarnesss]

NUNO GALLEGO Elite 8.03 "Combustion"

[veveisveryuncool]

when The Character looks like this: