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Signing a bully straight out of a 90’s coming of age movie to a team full of fucking nerds is a CHOICE. They have a CHESS CLUB ffs.

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romy goal !!

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sorokin baby i’m sorry they left you all alone like that 😔

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almost threw up in my mouth from seeing Deangelo’s name pop up next to the score as an islander like… ew

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babies i miss them ☹️

barzy & beau // birds of a feather

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first star of the game ⭐️

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↳ MAT BARZAL SCORES THE GAME-WINNER | NYI v. UTA | 1.11.25

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THREE STRAIGHT WINS FOR THE NEW YORK ISLANDERS

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let’s go !!

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there are no calls on this?

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well i can’t be mad at that goal….

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we used to be great (literally 24 hours ago)

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horrifying. it’s christmas not halloween, why am i being terrorized right now? 😭

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i’m going to flip a table istg

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the jumpscare when I opened the NHL app to see they let the blackhawks (of all people) score? 4 times?

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claude giroux wrapped

you won 62% of ur faceoffs

you were locked in every single game

you were surrounded by clowns (fond AND derogatory) every time u stepped on the ice

you have spent 34 minutes per game shaking ur head at the refs

you drew on the whiteboard to explain a play to ur coach and coworkers exactly once

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what do i do? who do i root for? it’s like choosing between my kids