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j2zara · 4 months ago

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I feel so silly being so emotional abt this but like my brain really latched onto j2porter Vegas wedding roleplay I think it broke something in me that has like a total soft spot for them bc i think about j2 having something for himself in which he doesn’t have to invoke Jace one time and I honestly want to cry. I do think j2 when he’s realizing he’s getting the stupid cheesy Vegas wedding themed weekend and the tacky wedding dress and the heart shaped bed at the inn Porter booked back in Bastion City, he literally reacts to it like he’s fucking Sophie hatter when Howl shows her the field of wildflowers and new-old house with the view of her city, he’s that breathless. Like. This is all for him. It’s stupid and it’s tacky but it’s his. And he asks with all the breathless frailty and astonishment of Sophie seeing literal magic and asking Howl, “Why’d you… do this?”

And I can’t stop thinking about. In those tall tall high heels what if j2 twists his ankle and Porter has to carry him around everywhere. And Porter heals it, of course he does, but Porter still insists on carrying j2 around. And j2 would never complain about that, would he? And it’s just. J2 getting injured and Porter promising to kiss it better. A night that’s just for him except the one thing Porter could never say is the thing he wants to say. He can’t. It wouldn’t be fair. Because it doesn’t belong to J2. I promise I’ll never let anything happen to you ever again

#jan.txt #j2porter #I’m sorry I just THEYRE SO SOFT TO ME THEYRE SOOOOO #they’re so dancing in the kitchen in the fridgerator light coded like #there’s so many moments I think they had that were so intimate and personal and mundane and just like soft and precious #and like. j2 loves Porter but he wanted purpose and he wanted something transcendant #he wanted what Jace has. or what he thinks Jace has #he wanted a god #and ironically even tho j3 denies himself any of this. the wedding thing is so not his speed #he could never do commitment but he doesn’t want a god the thing he’s most jealous of is all the precious mundanities j2porter got #j2p vegas wedding rp

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girldraki · 6 months ago

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#oh my god?????#txt #STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF #'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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to moving forward

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk art #yuji itadori #gojo satoru #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itadori yuuji #megumi fushiguro #jjk spoilers #satoru gojo #jjk manga spoilers #hina.comic #before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma #its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD #im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts #page 8 made me want to bash my head in #could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload #but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it #rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome #i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone #it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards #personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again #oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do

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monkesupreme · 8 days ago

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a satisfactory answer for Selina

#bruce wayne #batman #selina kyle #catwoman #batcat #bruce #selina #mine #my art #i wanted to make the bat ears fold back SO badly but it looked too odd . unfortunately #wanted to put the collar ON HIM too but also it looked too out of place. SAD .#oh my GOD i forgot i could add IDs to these pictures now !!!#just finished adding that #i will see if i can do that for the other images i posted on this blog #anyway #thats her pookie bear.... her discord kitten...#who said that #this is what batcat is . to me . not that deep #just playful. selina gets to cause a little mischief whenever she wants and bruce gets be ouppy when he wants #thats just what the file names are LOL ouppy 1 2 and 3 #in another post i may feel inclined to expand on it instead of in these tags #just know that there are very few people he would let restrain him and she is one of them. they just vibe like that.#younger bruce DOES follow her like a little duckling for these kinds of things. older bruce is too miserable to do fwb w anyone anymore #so they just enjoy each others company and reminiscence #mm. alot of tags for a shitpost.

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arsenicpanda · 1 year ago

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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

#fnaf #fnafedit #Five Nights at Freddy's #fnaf movie #matpat #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf spoilers #fyeahmovies #filmedit #gifs*#arsenicpandacreates #this LYING LIAR WHO LIES acted like he WASN'T IN THE MOVIE alskjflskjf #yes I DID stop watching to make this gif set what of it?#also I do not like this coloring but also I'm sick of looking at it and want to sleep soooooo #there is NO COLOR in this scene I SWEAR TO GOD #you would not BELIEVE the vibrancy + saturation it took to get it to this bland point #and any further started causing problems booooooo

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glassrunner · 9 days ago

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"That which inspires us to our greatest good... is also the cause of our greatest evil."

VIKTOR, THE MACHINE HERALD | ARCANE S02E06

#arcane viktor #arcane season 2 #arcaneedit #league of legends edit #viktor #league #arcane #~arcane #~#arcane spoilers #god riot why would you only give us machine herald viktor for ONE EPISODE I AM GOING TO LOSE IT #all he ever wanted was to help people...

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watmalik · 3 months ago

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THIS MAN DIDN’T EVEN WANT DOGPOOL NOW LOOK AT HIM.

#me thinks it’s the same with wade #he couldn’t stand the man but now they’re in love #he’s one of those dads that don’t want the pet but they end up loving them lmao #I don’t make the rules #he’s such an old man god #wade Wilson #logan howlett #poolverine #laura kinney #hugh jackman #ryan reynolds #Deadpool 3 #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool x wolverine #my gifs

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #calling dibs on skeleton kisses as the name of my band #man scully is just a delightful little weirdo and i'm enjoying him immensely #(i'm going with scully until we get something official just because it makes me think of x-files)#(スカリー is also how the agent's name is transliterated and i don't know if it was intentional but i love it as a bonus reference)#(i want to believe™)#gosh though #'no one at school likes me because i won't shut up about halloween and jack skellington' i'm feeling VERY attacked right now twst #look scully your people are out there #just get on the forums and -- oh wait you're probably from like the 1800s or something #(my theory is that he's from the past and there's just some Book Magic going on to bring us together)#(LOOK they made a point of saying that the book fair has been held annually for a super long time)#a hot topic goth born before hot topic was invented...so sad 😔#i dunno i could be wrong but that feels like a good working theory for now #if it wasn't for mal sensing twsty ~magic~ on him i would think he's like. a christmas elf who's going to kidnap jack in a reverse-nmbc #(not ruling that out though because it would be amazing)#god all the sprites in this event look AMAZING. loving the desaturated colors and the extra drawn-on lines 😍#i'm genuinely kinda sad that we aren't gonna get to see every character like this #who knows...maybe halloweentown will be imperiled again next year...#come back and destroy my keys again please #(that said i'm doing weirdly well so far?)#(i promised i'd save for sebek and just do cursory pulls to get the SRs and not hope for the SSRs)#(...but then leona jumpscared me four coffins in anyway. halloween magic is REAL)

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cas-dyke · 16 days ago

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remember when castiel made a death deal that hinged on him experiencing true happiness and he was like “they don’t know i know this hack: that will never happen”

#oh my god help him #the one thing he wants!!!!!!#he knows he can’t have!!!!!!!#spn #supernatural #castiel #castiel supernatural #cas #destiel #deancas #dean winchester #dean supernatural #my poor little creatures

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

#tiger tiger #ludovica bonnaire #remy bonnaire #jamis arlesi #This comic has been on my radar for *years* and I only recently - finally - sat down to read it. And by god is it amazing.#I don't want to spoil anything! But if you like amazing art and character writing *and* high seas adventure? READ TIGER TIGER.#If you asked my who my favourite character is I could not tell you. I truly like them all!!!#I even like the sleezeball who has less charm than a dead rat. He's *my* darling little rat man. With every disease.#A special shout out to my lad (he is the lad of all time) Jamis Arlesi.#Who - upon walking into frame makes me go 'Sir! Is your bosom too heavy? Do you need a new bra? My hands are free on Thursdays!'#And Ludo! My lass! I love her dearly! Every page made me more fond of her.#Book smart and uses it in very good ways! Naive enough to think it is all she needs! Learns a lot and stays kind through the horrors!#I could go on and on but...you...the person reading this...you *are* going to read it - aren't you?#So I'd hate to spoil you any more! Go read Tiger Tiger! Do it! For the sea sponges!#Rumour has it they are also freshly divorced. It was messy. Sea sponge needs a distraction. That could be you. Distracting that sponge.#You wont know until you click that link and start reading!

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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago

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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

#i can't believe i'm saying this #DEADPOOL CAN GET IT #Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him #I would too bestie #it's the sass for me folks #paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god #a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think #this is a branch in realities i know it #i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie #all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME #camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch #i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction #i love how you love deadpool #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #poolverine #deadclaws #don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here #@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating #do it again #gif is credit to the owner #30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update #damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here #guys just find my other post

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miss-americanbi · 3 months ago

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was chatting with my brother about gravity falls (again) and i said something like “man, can you believe stan waited and worked for 30 years just for the chance to try and bring his brother back?” to which my brother responded, “yeah, it’s nuts when you think about it. i wonder if stan got trapped in the multiverse instead, if ford would do the same.” HELLO???

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333

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gingermintpepper · 3 months ago

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I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.

In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.

(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)

Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.

(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)

I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.

#ginger rambles #ginger chats about greek myths #Sorry for the quality of the quotes but I'm too tired to google a pdf vers of the Odyssey and then edit those so y'all are getting #my crunchy pictures from one of my physical copies of the book lol #it's reiterated multiple times that Poseidon doesn't want Odysseus dead too #he is literally just driving him mad on the ocean because that's what Odysseus condemned Polyphemus to by blinding him #Also there's no good way to mention this but the Odyssey starts #by Zeus lamenting how mortals blame all their troubles and miseries on the gods when that's just not fair #because the gods go out of their way to warn the mortals that will be saddled with the most wretched fates #and they ignore the gods and do whatever they want anyway LMFAO #It's a really smart way to tie in the whole Orestes plot that would have wrapped up in between Odysseus getting stranded on Ogygia #and Odysseus getting off of Ogygia #epic the musical #epic the wisdom saga #zeus #athena #odysseus #poseidon #the odyssey

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year ago

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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vinestaff · 3 months ago

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sighs. another guy in my brain i guess

#pressure #pressure roblox #roblox pressure #pressure fanart #sebastian solace #pressure sebastian #sebastian pressure #roblox fanart #roblox art #lowkey wanted th e kys voiceline it hink thatd be funny #hey expendable :3 kill y #different hand gesture because i like projecting on creatures i find interesting. sebastian solace now ddoes whatever thats called #i dont like the angler light i might change that #does his motuh glow? I think i did taht wrong og my god #its ok. its ok #he also has those things taht frog hands have. idk what its called but im a little silly and put them on him #in all honesty he was fun to draw i may start doodling him slithering on my homework pages #Fuck i forgot to put that tiktok trade offer image. Thts literally him bro

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