I feel so silly being so emotional abt this but like my brain really latched onto j2porter Vegas wedding roleplay I think it broke something in me that has like a total soft spot for them bc i think about j2 having something for himself in which he doesn’t have to invoke Jace one time and I honestly want to cry. I do think j2 when he’s realizing he’s getting the stupid cheesy Vegas wedding themed weekend and the tacky wedding dress and the heart shaped bed at the inn Porter booked back in Bastion City, he literally reacts to it like he’s fucking Sophie hatter when Howl shows her the field of wildflowers and new-old house with the view of her city, he’s that breathless. Like. This is all for him. It’s stupid and it’s tacky but it’s his. And he asks with all the breathless frailty and astonishment of Sophie seeing literal magic and asking Howl, “Why’d you… do this?”
And I can’t stop thinking about. In those tall tall high heels what if j2 twists his ankle and Porter has to carry him around everywhere. And Porter heals it, of course he does, but Porter still insists on carrying j2 around. And j2 would never complain about that, would he? And it’s just. J2 getting injured and Porter promising to kiss it better. A night that’s just for him except the one thing Porter could never say is the thing he wants to say. He can’t. It wouldn’t be fair. Because it doesn’t belong to J2. I promise I’ll never let anything happen to you ever again
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was chatting with my brother about gravity falls (again) and i said something like “man, can you believe stan waited and worked for 30 years just for the chance to try and bring his brother back?” to which my brother responded, “yeah, it’s nuts when you think about it. i wonder if stan got trapped in the multiverse instead, if ford would do the same.” HELLO???
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terry: i used to make really poor choices about my life, so now I'm redeeming myself by being batman
dick, who is always five seconds away from killing himself when he has to be batman: what an... interesting way of seeing things
tim, who can not EVER be allowed to be batman: huh.
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Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.
Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?
Dick: obviously it’s me?
Tim: it’s dick
Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.
Bruce: it’s Jason
Everyone: WHAT?!?!???
Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week
*everyone looks at dick*
Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school
*everyone looks at tim*
Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him
*everyone looks at Damian*
Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy
Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away
Bruce: my precious little boy
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