#j2porter

[zukkacore]

@mxnsterfxckr honestly? J2 in uggs? Inspired. Had to try my hand at it

[j2zara]

J2porter Vegas wedding roleplay is such a funny and yet perfect logical extension of the like. Weird yet very clear distinction in my head that Jace has good taste (at least. In things if not men) whereas j2 has bad taste agenda. I don’t know how this happened but I know it to be true. Something got fucked in the cloning process just like Jace’s curl pattern. J2 could go wine tasting and wouldn’t be able to tell you a single thing about what he just tried besides Bad

[hauntedwizardmoment]

tiktok's barbarous heterosexual dark romances vs. our blessed toxic old man yaoi

[zukkacore]

Part 1 of J2/Porter is here! I decided to split it up since I’m close to being done but not quite. Updates should be happening frequently over the next few days for a total of 6 chapters

Ship: j2 (aka Jaceclone) / Porter

Summary: Jace swears he's breaking off things for good with Porter (for real, this time), but he still has obligations, to The Plan, to The Rat Grinders, whatever else that he can't let go. As a solution, Jace gifts the jaceclones to Porter—a way to have intermediaries to do his dirty work and be a go-between so that he no longer has to see Porter ever again. However, during their break, Porter and J2 develop an interesting relationship

Playlist rec:

Like Real People Do by Hozier

Obsessed by Olivia Rodrigo

Night Shift by Lucy Dacus

I’m Your Man by Mitski

CHAPTER 1: It’s love, isn’t it?

A sort-of prequel to If you want divinity

Snippet:

“You’re in love, aren’t you?” “What?” When The Big Guy answers, he doesn’t even bother to look in J2’s direction. J2’s been following his line of sight—observing. It’s Jace. Figures. It’s always Jace.

[zukkacore]

Ch 4 + 5 of J2Porter, come get ur juice to all those who partake! Also. Yes we're FINALLY getting to some of the stuff that's been promised in the tags.

Ship: J2 (aka Jaceclone) / Porter

Summary: Jace swears he's breaking off things for good with Porter (for real, this time), but he still has obligations, to The Plan, to The Rat Grinders, whatever else that he can't let go. As a solution, Jace gifts the jaceclones to Porter—a way to have intermediaries to do his dirty work and be a go-between so that he no longer has to see Porter ever again. However, during their break, Porter and J2 develop an interesting relationship

Chapter 4: i love you, ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?

Ch 4 summary: Well. Someone has to be the one to replace Jace when they go into the Far Haven Woods. J2 makes an argument for why it should be him. A pretty good argument.

Snippet

“Alright,” says J2. “So we’re clear on this. Three is going to the woods with you and The Rat Grinders.” “Is that what you want?” Porter is staring at him.

Chapter 5: it's always been just him and me, together

Ch 5 Summary: Some j2porter vignettes. The Ascension is getting closer. And so are they.

A sort-of prequel to If You Want Divinity

[zukkacore]

Just gonna leave this here. Because I said J2’s pov was the You Belong With Me music video to Porter’s manic pixie dream girl movie. Yes there’s a chronology. Open to revisions

[j2zara]

Today is a Bluejay kind of day

[j2zara]

j2's vegas wedding outfit. porter's carrying him over the threshold of the chintzy honeymoon suite and spreading his bride out on a heart-shaped bed and making love to him ALL night.

IM SORRY I WISH I HAD MORE THOUGHTS ABT THIS BEYOND JUST FORMLESS GLEE. I was so busy living in the euphoria of j2porter vegas wedding roleplay that i forgot i lived in a world where i ought to say more than scream incoherently abt it. Sorry everyone for being soft about these two. Like its my fault. Tomorrow Jace is going to yell at j2 over this but today j2 is glowing. He's so happy and unfortunately im evil and in my heart porter has this terrible moment of in his head seeing J2 like this tacky wedding dress in his arms and all like yeah i would give it all up for j2 and then its over and hes like ok im normal now (he's not). He loves being in porter's arms he loves being carried across the threshold (secretly his favorite part) and J2 is so adoring and trusting and its just. I cry.

And i do think it would even be something that J2 would take a moment to accept, like i don't even think it would be his idea bc like he wants it he wants it to be real in that he wants porter to himself he wants to be the one picked to be It but also he wants the fantasy of it as well if he can't have that but also a part of him is like is it blasphemous is it wrong to want to indulge in the fantasy in which i get to be the one for Porter. Especially if this is not a situation in which he is invoking jace, like this is for him.

I can't decide if that once he's in on it though he's the one nervously but like excitedly trying to voice his ideas or if he's truly in for the ride. He definitely didn't decide on the dress but like unironically he loves it I think in his mind he would end up in something more dainty but its perfect. He can do tacky!!! He likes comfort, he likes tacky, he's never had a sense of style but he likes romance, repulsion at closeness is a jace instinct and it always feels alien in his brain, wrong, and J2 freaks out a bit abt the dress getting messed up at first but like the tags are right Porter is getting into it and J2 can relish the fact that Porter is not going to treat him like a precious thing, the want to the point of destruction is close to what he wants, right?

and the heels are crazy something that high might be a j3 special j2 has never worn a heel in his life and initially he's like idk abt this but if it's what porter wants then ok! And he's kinda wobbling around, but he's earnestly giving it his best shot like asking Porter "how do i look?" and like and its like endearing and awkward and so baby bird and Porter is just like so endeared by it until the heel snaps off but thats ok bc that means Porter gets to carry him some more!!

And i do think J2 gets into the roleplay aspect of it like for real for real. This entire night is about how special J2 is which he's like absolutely taking and relishing and he might actually die of happiness and b/c i love porter but i hate porter he's absolutely playing into it just this idea of like it's crazy and it's stupid but what if we went for it? i would give it all up for you. I chose you. I have to have you, which is why we're ruining the dress and the makeup. Like Porter rips the dress and he absolutely wants j2 to cry and his mascara to run and his lip gloss to smear while Porter is fucking his face and j2 is sooooo into it.

but also it gets very slow and treasures him kissing of the thighs and slowly taking off the garters and J2 might pass out. He's like. J2 is not doing the work for tonight this is for spoiling you (I earnestly think if they did commit to the whole honey moon suite thing Porter is making J2 everyone's problem. This is my special little princess for the night. Get behind me kitten he asked for no pickles). J3 makes fun of j2 for earnestly using the phrase "making love" sometimes and what they're doing usually isn't really that but tonight it is and. he cries but like for once its not like a sad cry or even a bittersweet cry.

But the other half of the roleplay beyond getting spoiled is j2 getting like wayyyy into it like. if he were really. basically living in this fantasy of essentially being Porter's housewife and being like yeah i'd do all your dishes and all your laundry and treat you right and be dressed up for you with a cute little apron and give you a kiss every day when you came home work and of course there's a home cooked meal and you can watch tv on the couch or i could give you a massage and tell you how hard you work and how happy i am to see you and whatever else you want. You're the center of my world. And then i can blow you obviously. Which obviously is huge turn on for Porter so they go at it like two more times and then the rest of the night

J2 doesn’t stop telling Porter he loves him all night. The softy in me says Porter also says it back. But you didn’t hear it from me

[zukkacore]

Guess what! Chapter 6 + Chapter 7 aka the final chapters of Almost are here! Anyway, finally some of the stuff promised in the tags. Yep. Also, I did update some of the content warnings so please make sure you check those out first b/c there have been some changes. Be safe!

Ship: J2 (aka Jaceclone) / Porter

Summary: Jace swears he's breaking off things for good with Porter (for real, this time), but he still has obligations, to The Plan, to The Rat Grinders, whatever else that he can't let go. As a solution, Jace gifts the jaceclones to Porter—a way to have intermediaries to do his dirty work and be a go-between so that he no longer has to see Porter ever again. However, during their break, Porter and J2 develop an interesting relationship

Chapter 6: who makes me so sad?

Ch 6 Summary: Jace and J2 have a confrontation in his office. In the aftermath, J2 turns to Porter

Snippet

“Gods, you’re pathetic.” A comment from Jace, unmistakably meant for him before he leaves the VP office. J2 hesitates. He turns around to face him. “Boss?” Jace stares for a long moment, his eyes narrow. Finally, he tears his gaze away, grabbing a pen so he can start signing an entire stack of forms that sits on his desk. He mutters,  “You need to trim your nails. The barbarian kids think Mr. Cliffbreaker got a fucking cat.”

Chapter 7: nothing in the world belongs to me

Ch 7 Summary: Porter is ready for a trip to the Mountains of Chaos. J2 wishes him off with a special goodbye.

A Sort-of prequel to If You Want Divinity

If you made it all the way to the end with me, thank you so much! [Spidernoir voice] I, uh. Love you. All <3

[zukkacore]

Ch 2 + Ch 3 of J2porter are here! I put them together since Ch2 is a tiny tiny thing and Ch3 is marginally longer

Ship: J2 (aka Jaceclone) / Porter

Summary: Jace swears he's breaking off things for good with Porter (for real, this time), but he still has obligations, to The Plan, to The Rat Grinders, whatever else that he can't let go. As a solution, Jace gifts the jaceclones to Porter—a way to have intermediaries to do his dirty work and be a go-between so that he no longer has to see Porter ever again. However, during their break, Porter and J2 develop an interesting relationship.

Chapter 2: Easy to Hate You

Snippet:

“I don’t give a fuck—” says Jace, in the middle of stapling papers to the wall. “I told you, Porter, I’m done.” He looks about ready to rip Porter’s throat out. “You shouldn’t even be here.” “This seemed more like a one-on-one sort of chat.” Porter’s voice is low, but his posture is casual. Like they’re friendly. Co-workers.

Chapter 3: I think you mistake me for her

Ch 3 summary: J2's beginning to slot into the role left by Jace's absence. He thinks about the first time he met Porter in comparison to where things are now. However, Jace's presence still hangs over the two of them.

A sort-of prequel to If You Want Divinity

[j2zara]

I feel so silly being so emotional abt this but like my brain really latched onto j2porter Vegas wedding roleplay I think it broke something in me that has like a total soft spot for them bc i think about j2 having something for himself in which he doesn’t have to invoke Jace one time and I honestly want to cry. I do think j2 when he’s realizing he’s getting the stupid cheesy Vegas wedding themed weekend and the tacky wedding dress and the heart shaped bed at the inn Porter booked back in Bastion City, he literally reacts to it like he’s fucking Sophie hatter when Howl shows her the field of wildflowers and new-old house with the view of her city, he’s that breathless. Like. This is all for him. It’s stupid and it’s tacky but it’s his. And he asks with all the breathless frailty and astonishment of Sophie seeing literal magic and asking Howl, “Why’d you… do this?”

And I can’t stop thinking about. In those tall tall high heels what if j2 twists his ankle and Porter has to carry him around everywhere. And Porter heals it, of course he does, but Porter still insists on carrying j2 around. And j2 would never complain about that, would he? And it’s just. J2 getting injured and Porter promising to kiss it better. A night that’s just for him except the one thing Porter could never say is the thing he wants to say. He can’t. It wouldn’t be fair. Because it doesn’t belong to J2. I promise I’ll never let anything happen to you ever again

[j2zara]

For the record I’m not kidding when I say if I think too much about j2porter Vegas roleplay weekend for too long I will cry I love them so much it’s literally all j2’s ever wanted in that he gets a day where he is special and Porter gets to be his and yet he’s never thought to hope for that kind of mundanity. He loved Porter so much that he saw Porter as worthy of being a god, was willing to accept being left, being unspecial, one of many, how could Porter ever debase himself enough to simply be j2’s husband? It’s everything he could want it’s more than he could ever dare to ask for. What if I cried

[j2zara]

J2porter are so embarrassing together. Jace Stardiamond’s barbarous “what is PDA and why would anyone ever want that” vs. Bluejay’s blessed “if I could hold hands w Porter every moment of every day I would”

[j2zara]

Yeah it’s the vibe of like. Of course I’ll give you a blowjob goodbye. It’s what Jaceprime would do in this situation and he just loves you so much. I’ll show you how much he would love you. I know you haven’t seen him in forever but he misses you and loves you deeply. If he were here he would kiss you. If he were here he would beg you to take him. If he where here—

J2porter hookup kinda having that vibe from the handmaiden of like “you have to show me what the person who is not here would do with me if they were… obviously you’re just a messenger in this (you’re not)

[hauntedwizardmoment]

wait does anyone wanna talk about starbreaker w me… i actually have downtime tonight…

[hauntedwizardmoment]

ugh im so locked into j2porter wedding roleplay fic but i have bodice ripper author disease where my protagonist always needs to be the saddest most put-upon pathetic little darling on the planet who is "nothing special" but has somehow seduced the rakish pirate king AND convinced him that monogamy is a good idea AND that he should solve all of the protagonist's problems >_<