#he totally did

[afanofmanyships]

In some of the prompts that I read. Danny gets summoned in his true form, wether it being the Ghost king or something else.

BUT here’s the thing, Danny is considered to be a BABY ghost.

So if someone were to summon him, they would get this random ass ghost baby who doesn’t know any better and can’t do anything you want UNTIL 5 DAYS pass before he’s back to normal.

And if said ghost baby decides that he doesn’t like your VIBES leaves and if he does he becomes your problem.

So imagine that you’re John Constantine and you hear about this new Ghost King and wanting to assess if he’s going to be a problem/make a new connection.

John: this seems like a good cause *summons Danny*

Danny, as a baby with a crown on his head, sitting in the middle of the circle and looks at John and smiles: “Ah”

*an hour later*

John, looking worse then before with Danny in a sling around his body who had finally decided to sleep, decides to summon Fright Knight to see what the heck is going on: *chanting words as loudly and as quietly as he can*

Fright Knight, who has been teaching Ellie how to knight, feels the summoning and goes: this will be a great learning experience for you

Ellie, who decided to take a break from traveling and become a knight in training, goes: yeah okay

But here’s the thing, the same thing that happened to Danny happens to Ellie. And the only warning John got from Ellie was “eh” before she starts screaming her head off.

An hour later Deadman finds Constantine with two screaming babies in his arms and a freaking THERMOS in the middle of a summoning circle with two sticky notes and one of them is glowing.

Normal one: NO

Glowing one: “Open at your own risk” - clockwork

Master List

[cryforjudas]

… did John name Jenny after one of the members of Ace of Base?

[nolongerspaceboy]

did you actually bite Rococo that one time

ermm no.. :3

[phant0m-ch3rry]

On the muppets thing

Tendou sees Shirabu in his white coat and then sends him a picture of Beaker and Bunsen like "Look!!! You!!!"

YES U GET IT

[kingclassthevermilionbird]

WIAT THE EMPEROR HAD A WIFE BRO $10 SAYS HE TOOK MOST OF THE CREDIT FOR THE CHRYSALISES ISTG

[egophiliac]

should've just let Vil be the one to fly, it would've gone SO much easier. 😔

also HEY how are everyone else's pulls going, because I have had the most RIDICULOUS luck, seriously, halloween magic is 100% real

[chibisquirt]

No, Warners never admit that

legally blonde from warner’s perspective is so funny

One day you’re dating this gorgeous but ditsy girl but your family pressures you to break up with her once you go to harvard so you do and it ends in tears but whatever.

Next thing you know, she’s at Harvard, dressed in entirely different clothes, saying its easy to get in and she’s pretending she forgot you go there. But you payed your way in and she’s rich too so you kind of assume she did the same thing and fine, so you have a stalker now.

There’s a mixer at the start of the school year. She shows up in a playboy. bunny. costume.

She tries to flirt with you while your fiance is in the next room. You tell her enough is enough and she gets like really angry at you.

Suddenly she is kicking ur ass in class, she steals opportunities away from you, she steals your girlfriend, she starts winning cases, she’s on the news now, she graduates as valedictorian

[sopuu]

two birds on a wire, one can fly and the other cannot

[hinamie]

i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be

[puraiuddo]

WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

(sjabhdhsjdja fyi i've retracted this post, but it was fun while it lasted lmao)

[harryisthelilspoon]

#HE#USED#HIS#ALPHA#VOICE!!!!!!!!!(x)

during encore tonight, the audience sang a bit of no control, and they also sang best song ever. they started with the chorus, and continued with the second verse and then the chorus again.

it was very well coordinated and sounded great on the livestream. here's a recording of it beginning at the second verse.

when they finished, louis commented on it, while still off-stage, and said "BEAUTY" in his lowest voice possible. and just-

hi, it's me again, and i'd just like to say this: ✨ the implications ✨

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

do you ever think that the ending of six hundred strike, actually added to the poseidon & athena beef? like i can just imagine them both in beds in apollo's olympus infirmary, just arguing with/at each other! meanwhile poor apollo is just tying to heal them both.

athena: *ranting* i've been odysseus' mentor/friend since he was a teenager! and he still didn't listen to me!

athena: i told him to put his emotions aside but noooooo, he had to let the cyclops live!

apollo: athen-

poseidon: are you forgetting he literally stabbed me? repeateDLY? WITH MY OWN TRIDENT?

apollo: poseid-

athena: *ignoring poseidon and continuing her rant* ruTHlesNEsS iS meRCy UpOn OUrseLVEs. isn't that what you said?!

poseidon: well yeah, BUT HOW WAS I TO EXPECT THAT SAD WET CAT OF A MAN WOULD BE FILLED WITH SOME FORM OF DIVINE RAGE?

apollo: please you two are gonna open your stitche-

athena: oh you deserved it. you literally showed the man his island before trapping him AND THEN you started THREATENING his wife and son? oh that was your final mistake.

poseidon: whatever! so much for you calling him a warrior of the mind. he's a monster!

athena: *wipes tear away* i know, im so proud.

apollo: *tired of their bickering & now glowing in anger* please for "dad's"sake will you two just shut up and let me heal you both?!

poseidon & athena: *shuts up immediately* o-ok

[methoughtsphantom]

silly headcannon #2 that Bruce never got the reference that Jason always made of himself being short round (he always thought it was Jason saying he was short) until after he died and Tim, avid Indiana Jones fan made Bruce watch the movies with him, only the man breaks out crying., sobbing, full on breaking down over the two second scene that is Indy ruffling Short Round’s hair as he explains they first met when he caught the kid stealing from him, and then took him under his wing.

[pumpkin-daydreams]

JayTim. (Fever, let me play the game.)

[yellowvixen]

Got the chance to meet Roger Craig Smith today and he signed some art @fleetways and I collabed on!!

That's right folks, year of sonadow is real, Sonic himself said so :]

[goldensunset]

when people refer to canon story-relevant kingdom hearts games as ‘spinoffs’ it makes me sad not only for the obvious reasons i always say but also bc like man i WISH this series had spinoffs. imagine what they could do if they had permission from nomura to truly go off the rails and ignore the greater canon for a second and just do some fun whimsical plotless thing in an alternate universe. imagine a fishing/boating game on destiny islands. kh fighting game. it is an injustice that we have been deprived of kingdom karts. can anyone hear me