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;alskjdf;laskdjflas;dkfj POOR ANGEL!
I like to imagine that Alastor was full on sleepwalking and doesn't even remember running into AD in the middle of the night.
Angel Dust the next morning: Soooo...why were you skulkin' around last night?
Alastor: Pardon?
Angel Dust: You know. When I was in the kitchen. You stared at me before walkin' away?
Alastor: That wasn't me.
Angel Dust:....
Angel Dust: whut?
Alastor: That wasn't me.
Angel Dust:
(Based on this post)
#Angel Dust is not okay#he is on the brink#he's never leaving his room ever again#is alastor just pulling his leg?#is he being serious?#angel can't tell#he seriously can't tell#and now he's going to question everything until he's redeemed#that's where his motivation for redemption comes from#so he can get out of that cursed as fuck hotel#asks#anon#anonymous#alastor#hazbin hotel#the radio demon#hazbin hotel alastor#angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#hazbin angel dust
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Still some doodles of them :DD
#What's great with tua is that you can make any aus and say that it was one of the canon Timelines#five hargreeves#ofc he is the easiest one for me to draw I can't draw adults to save my life dshjds#Viktor Hargreeves#he deserves to be more violent on screen#allison hargreeves#there is one braincell for all the siblings and she has it most of the time help her#diego hargreeves#ben hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#my art#once again do not take this too seriously it's like half au/half hcs#idk how to explain but for me Five is as 58 as he is 13#He's making the biggest effort to tell his siblings where he goes for once#while bringing a gun of course#Luther and Diego makes me wanna jump off a roof to draw but I love them a lot too#tua#tua fanart#the umbrella academy fanart#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#hargreeves siblings#the hargreeves#they make me very emotionnal I love them#ghost ben I miss you#I miss you sm n6 Ben#I shouldn't have given Klaus a shirt it was a reflex sorry Klaus#disclaimer I don't draw with references sorry I really try to :'))#they don't have the same faces every two doodles it's normal for now ahah
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Seen plenty of posts ribbing Wilson for being the repressed one but tbh multiple times we see Wilson question if House is sincerely flirting with him and every time House shuts him down so are we sure Wilson is the repressed one here?
#house md#the ole it doesn't count because im joking defense#you're crazy for taking me seriously#even tho the constency of these jokes THAT ARE JUST JOKES GUYS reveal I'm regularly thinking of my best friend having sex#hilson#meanwhile Wilson going insane because he can't tell if House is gay for him or just really committed to the bit#gregory house#james wilson
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"Okay, but how were you able to taste heroin?" I asked, confused.
Bruce (confused years later hearing this story): Wait a damn minute... Wait a damn minute. Wait a damn a minute!
Tim: He's trying to say "How did you know what heroin tasted like?"
Dick (tense): What?
Bruce (already prepared to give the drug test): Oh, that wasn't the right answer. How did you taste it and not get high? How did you taste it and NOT GET HIGH?!
Dick: Alfred knew what it was too!
Bruce: He was in the war he has an excuse! Did you do drugs with... ROY?!
Tim: Bruce, chill.
Bruce: I will chill as I make a call.
Bruce sat down, grabbing the landline phone and dialing a number. Dick sat in his seat, his eyes darting nervously.
Dick (thought voice over): I paid him... I should be fine.
While Bruce talked to Jason on the phone Tim yanked his brother to his side.
Tim (whispering): Who gave it to you, why, was it Roy, and do I need to handle your rehab stay?
Dick (pulling away): I'm not on drugs!
Tim (incredulous): Anymore?
Dick: Never was. I never was! Roy will vouch for me!
Bruce: Let's hear what Roy has to say.
Bruce put the call on speaker and all that could be heard was Jason cackling. Roy's frustrated sighing could be heard in the background.
Bruce: All right, Jason's cackling too much to answer. Roy... repeat what you said to me!
Roy: It was one party and he was stupid enough to want to try it once with me. I was already heavily addicted and even I told him not to try it. That hospital stay afterwards made him not touch it again.
Jason laughed.
Jason: Tell the other part... tell him.
Roy: He did smoke a lot of weed in his college years.
Bruce: He... WHAT?!
Roy (chuckling): Whoops forgot to tell you that earlier.
Dick (angry stuttering): I- I- I fucking paid you not to tell anybody.
Roy: And I said that wasn't guaranteed if I ever got clean! The money is gone now.
Jason: On drugs you bitch.
Roy (laughing): Shut it.
Bruce (monotone): Okay, Dick, five second head start, and then I tackle you and give you a drug test.
Dick ran out of the room as Bruce counted down. Bruce hung up the phone then chased after his eldest son. Alfred entered the office carrying a tray of small coffee cups.
Alfred: What's going on?
Tim (taking a coffee cup): Bruce found out Dick used drugs in the past and he's giving him a drug test.
Dick (running the other way): I was just a young boy!
Bruce (following behind him): SHAMEFUL!
Tim took a sip from his coffee, nodding at the good taste.
Tim: Did you use heroin?
Alfred: What happened in the undocumented war stays in that war. That and it was the old days, I stopped using it after I moved to America.
Tim (shook his head with a smile): I'm glad I'm not addicted to anything.
#batman#this man snorted herion on the ground and pinpointed that it was heroin#you can't tell me he didn't try it once#jason todd#seriously why did alfred know what it was?#dick grayson#bruce wayne#tim drake#then he had that post-batman will kill me clarity and never touched it again#can't believe this is canon#robin#nightwing#batfamily adventures#roy harper#stephanie brown#signal dc#headcanon batfamily#batfamily funny#batfamily#Batfamily Adventures - The Series#batfamily shenanigans#microfiction#flash fiction#batfamily comedy#batfamily headcanons#script fic#part of my batfamily flash fiction#batfamily microseries#batfamily fanfiction#batfamily fic
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loop and mirabelle. That's it that's the ask
DAY 84: enrolled in the gossip wars
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#mirabelle isat#isat spoilers#vaguely. mostly for the tags#i think it'd be sooo funny if like. loop and mirabelle postcanon.#loop has rejoined the party somewhat recently and they are not at all adapting. to be honest. reunion probably happened too soon#bc they are a siffrin which means they are disgustingly sentimental. their ass is not taking the time to discover themself as a new person.#do you really think loop is gonna take their own advice.lol.#lmao even#Ok so anyways i think the party and loop would have a weird thing going on#like theyre all extremely grateful to loop. and they trust loop through the general basis of theyre apparently very dear to siffrin#but fucking nobody knows what to make of this bitch. odile knows they are hiding Something but she has no certain evidence to pin it down.#isabeau can't catch loop alone for more than 5 seconds. has the distinct sense they're avoiding him and he does not know why#bonnie....well tbh i think they'd vibe with loop. bonnie win.#mirabelle. i think she wouldn't really like loop? not at first anyways#do you remember in sasasap mirabelle telling siffrin(loop) that for a long time she thought they were a callous sort of person#bc they never took anything seriously at all. like the whole journey didnt mean anything. until they took an eye for bonnie#i think mirabelle would catch a similar vibe towards loop(lol.) bc like#like loop's main presence in the group is negging siffrin and being weird and dodgy around everyone else#i don't even think they'd be mean to the others but they would do everything in their power to throw the party zero bones#so all mirabelle has to go on for loop is that they're kind of a dickhead to her friend and that they're not receptive to normal group#social activities. i think being on the receiving end of mirabelle's kindness would make loop kind of sad and she'd pick up on it#but like. loop is inexplicably important to siffrin. she doesn't know the details bc neither of them want to talk at all about the loops#and i think siffrin would be especially dodgy abt talking about loop in the interrim between them rejoining and them being Presumed Dead#so mirabelle tries a new strategy to bridge the gap between her and loop. the power of Mutual Haterism#more specifically i think mirabelle would get the impression of loop as being much more of a bitch than they actually are#due to the aforementioned siffrin negging#so like. maybe that's just how they socialize maybe they'd be down to talk about hot takes and gossip a bit
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I'm going absolutely insane over him.
#never would say this#but I think I'm going feral#he's so fucking gorgeous#seriously can't tell if I want to be with him OR be him.#atp#does it matter?#s1ushyz#my chemical romance#mcr#gerard way#frank iero#my chem#mikey way#ray toro
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okay but the fact that we hear all about kaveh's life post-fall out with alhaitham, the fact he graduated, worked at construction firms and continued taking on others' burdens, had a hard time finding solo work because of how arts are perceived in sumeru, that he went to his mother's wedding in fontaine, that he took a vacation from work because he was stifled by the environment and felt he had lost motivation and worth as an artist, was determined to complete the palace of alcazarzaray at the cost of everything he owned just to have a tangible object of his efforts and view of art only for its outcome to further emaciate him, until he meets alhaitham for the first time in years, is understood at once, has no need to don a front as he does for everyone else in his life, is listened to, is challenged once more and reinvigorated in his perception of his ideals, is offered a second chance, a home, and accepts it, although he cannot comprehend why alhaitham would offer such a thing and yet not ask anything of relevant substance in return, other than rent
all of this, and we hear virtually nothing of alhaitham's life post-fall out with kaveh, besides his graduation and his taking on the job of the scribe. his character stories omit this part of his life whereas kaveh's is full of detail and emotion, mostly suffering. the first instance we see of alhaitham in this time is from kaveh's perspective when the two meet again in the tavern, and in this alhaitham endeavours to understand kaveh once more, before offering his house - the research centre previously allocated to the both of them for the success of their joint thesis before they fell apart - to kaveh.
we don't know why alhaitham moved out of his grandmother's house and into the research centre, why he renovated it from a research centre into a livable home, only that he did so after kaveh informed alhaitham through a third party that he was not in need of a house, nor do we know his thought processes and emotions in the years spent apart - the years that are carefully documented in kaveh's character stories. the image we are presented with is that of stasis; alhaitham pursues no other close friendships, he works as the scribe, owns a nice house within sumeru, is financially secure, and functions within, and carries out, his own ideals - is content with this way of life. in this, from alhaitham's perspective, there are no details necessary to give from this time
but in inviting kaveh to live with him, his character stories tell us that what he gains by doing so is the mirror of himself, both in personality and scholarly thinking, and in this, he is able to gain an enhanced view of the world, which otherwise would be limited. with kaveh being present in alhaitham's life, alhaitham believes that his vision is perfected, whereas it could not be before, with kaveh's absence. it is in this that we hear what alhaitham has been missing in his life, and ultimately, it is kaveh, not just as a scholar, but as a person
what is omitted from alhaitham's character stories is provided in kaveh's character stories; where we hear about kaveh's struggles, we don't hear about alhaitham's. perhaps this is because alhaitham did not struggle as kaveh did in terms of realising and achieving his ideals, but instead his struggles were in silence, recognising that his vision, and himself, had been compromised because he had rejected the ideals that served to enhance his own vision, that he had inadvertently rejected, and thus had been rejected by, kaveh.
#basically alhaitham's silence of this time period is very telling#its giving that inazuman proverb#is it basically that kaveh wasnt in his life and everything stayed the same and therefore there was nothing to challenge him?#yeah basically? obviously im not whittling his character down to him solely revolving around kaveh#but that doesn't mean he can't do it to himself#youre not helping your case my guy#but seriously alhaithams character stories explain the differences between him and kaveh in terms of their views#on the talented and the collective which contextualises the cause of their argument#their character stories are intrinsically linked because mirrors#which is why it is so interesting to me that alhaitham basically gives no information about his life after kaveh#and any information he does give is to do with kaveh in terms of the house which kaveh also mentions#haikaveh#kaveh#kavetham#alhaitham#haikaveh meta#anyway IM GOING INSANE
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so scar's first origin was totally a witch right?
he had these distinct particles, which people thought was for an Enderian, and in the ep he was hiding from the rain, but 1.) the particles are wrong (enderian are more powdery and slowly fall down, while his sparkle and fly up) and 2.) he literally swam in water later and was fine.
but i just downloaded the modpack and got a random origin, which looked. familiar.
same particles and everything. so i looked at what i got and it turned out to be the witch,
so i think it's totally what he got. aside from the particles, if you don't use your ability or drink a potion, all it does is scare villagers. super easy to overlook. totally possible he just got it accidentally at the start and never noticed its effects before he died.
#new life smp#nlsmp#goodtimeswithscar#though after his death. who knows lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#either he's actually a human now or just some other origin we can't tell#seriously when i went into my world and saw my particles i pointed at the screen like WAIT I KNOW TTHOSE SPARKLES
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so. i've been thinking probably way much about bucky's attachment/abandonment issues bc they're soooo loud to me like he clings to people so hard!!! he wants to be chosen!!! him asking gale "did you miss me?" after spending objectively not that much time apart half joking but half sincere bc he's used to people getting tired of him and leaving so he has to make sure.
And it makes gale saying no to london even more of a Big Deal. and paulina leaving him the morning after even when he asked her to stay!!! and lil kissing him but getting with dye!! and once again feeling rejected in the stalag when gale won't leave with him, won't even entertain the thought of it !! andddd not having anyone writing him letters, possibly not even his family for reasons we don't get to know but probably are a big part of why he has attachment issues
i've already said this but i'll say it again even though he's confident/cocky at times he doesn't... like himself . or has a lot of regard for his own life which we literally see in the show. he was Capital S Suicidal – bc of the stalag obviously but come on he drinks like crazy and gambles and smokes even before things get Really Bad. and the plane wing sceneeeee you don't goad your friend !! not even a random person but a Friend into hitting you if you're a well adjusted individual. And he was ready to give up fr when gale went down. he did not want to bail out with brady!!! AND him risking his eye to get gale a bike (which while yeah crazy yaoi moment . to me also ties into him needing to be wanted/needed so people won't leave him) so yeah clearly not huge on self preservation which at least in my perception is something that stems from self hatred
all of these rejections (even if justified at times) are probably a series of blows to his perception of himself/sense of self and just reaffirm to him in his head that he's not good enough and he is right to expect to be left by the people he loves. and he tries to stop that by clinging as hard as he can and not being expendable/replaceable. but if they do leave he can rationalize it because if everyone leaves him clearly it's his fault, he's the one lacking – which feeds his recklessness and self destructive coping mechanisms even more
#once again he would've loved liability by lorde.....#am i reading too much into a character from a pretty mid show? yeah maybe. it's fun tho so who cares!#ANYWAY i've been circling this in my head all day#if i forgot any scenes of him being rejected pls lmk#i wanted to do a rewatch to check but i have literally no free time atm so 💔#also i know i'm not like reinventing the wheel here or anything a lot of this is literally Text. it's In The Show.#I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT HIM ALWAYS#john egan#mota#pls i'm rereading all this now hours later while high and it sounds so dramatic i'm crying I CAN'T TELL IF IT IS OR NOT#i just lowkey can't take myself seriously bc it's a fucking rpf ww2 show i'm obsessed with solely bc of the yaoi#well if it is dramatic pretend it's not idk#Also again if you disagree that's cool . it's just how i perceive him
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That pose, David...
#good omens 2#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#crowley#ty tennant#peter davison#seriously the amount of Bi Energy he exudes in this#you love to see it#i know you can't tell a person's sexuality from how they stand/talk/etc.#but this is like...come on now#there's something slutty in the state of Denmark#and it's David Tennant#sylph like chest and slinky hips#this man is a bi disaster and i love him#bless#bildad the shuhite#behind the scenes
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Rollo: This is where I watched my brother die, Idia.
Idia: Cowabummer, dude.
#twisted wonderland#twst#incorrect twisted wonderland#basically them right there#twst wonderland#twst rollo#rollo flamme#twisted wonderland rollo#night raven college#twst halloween#idia shroud#twst idia#twisted wonderland idia#ignihyde#seriously though rollo's so grumpy#can't tell if he wanted to hug me or fuck me when he said 'i entreat you to enjoy Fleur City'#mans is so far in the closet that Aslan is right behind him giving him counseling sessions#him and his stupid haircut
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So i was looking around tumblr, and i found @squidflavoredsoup 's posts and like??? y'all i didn't know i wasn't alone in having this weird triangular guy in my house!!
seriously though, what is he even doing here???? how'd he even get inside???? where did he come from, cotton-eye joe???
#this better not have something to do with the book i bought recently >:[#like i bought it cause it looked haunted#didn't expect it to ACTUALLY be haunted >:[[[#also why does he get outlines but i dont? LIFE ISNT FAAAAAAAIIIR /ref#my art#sillies#unreality#tbob#tbob spoilers#bill cipher#the book of bill#ok ok jokes aside i had a lot of fun making this hfjdks!!!! like seriously i implore anyone else who wants to try out this trend to do it!!#its really fun :D#might actually add onto this and turn it into a mini saga or somethin idk#gravity falls#if you can't tell btw the @ is because i was directly inspired by them hfjdks#there's a bill cipher in my soup!!!#<- thats the name im giving this series of images#Fresh out of the toaster
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a lotta stressful irl stuff happening right now so ive taken the bold creative decision to become attached to a random fictional character. on an unrelated note does anyone else think that adachi persona 4's character sprites are like, really lewd
look at this loser's face. i want to trap him inside a hamster cage and feed him cabbage
#text#i dont even go here#but yknow its not that expensive on steam maybe i should just get it lol#his expressions are pure eroticism to me idk idk#hes activating my cute aggression for some reason. i want to punch him#maybe its just aggression#i also find it fascinating his japanese va actually sounds goofier than the eng va#like to the point where i kind of can't take him seriously#usually its the inverse#but i really like it either way#also whats the ship name between him and yu........... can somebody please tell me#i require critical yaoi information...........
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Seen a few people too many discuss the concept of Dragodile Baby 2 and my hot take is that there's no way in hell Crocodile would ever detransition just to go through nine months of horrible dysphoria again, let alone go through pregnancy ever again (or allow Ivankov to even touch him, what if they died and weren't able to trans Croc's gender again afterwards? Hell naw, ain't worth the risk)
But this leaves an opportunity for a Funnier Option:
Dragon wants another baby? Sure, but it's his turn to carry it >:)
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Dragodile#CW Pregnancy#Iva-chan's HRT is *MAGIC* HRT. You get a fully functional cis ass body. Dragon can be forcefemme'd and impregnated WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY#I just. Imagining the convo that would lead to this has me in hysterics okay#Like Crocodile completely casually telling Dragon off like ''I'm not going through pregancy again. Your turn''#Like he's not even SERIOUSLY suggesting Dragon do it (just refusing going through it again himself)#But then Dragon actually considders it#Innitially horrified by the thought but then figuring like. Crocodile went through it and survived. It can't be that bad can it#Dragon would have to learn the hard way just how Bad it would in fact be lmaooo#Also hey Dragon getting to experience Gender Dysphoria in Turbo Mode would give him like a better understanding of The Shit Croc went throu#He'd be able to understand Croc's feelings and appreciate what he put up with for their baby#Which would be great if they were actually getting back together after The Divorce etc etc#Also Croc would get to be a doting husband for his temporary-wife like he was meant to be and that's just great#Dragon flipflopping between horrible dysphoria and being head over heels for his mob boss husband being so gentle with him? Adorable#((Just for clarity this is not a critique of other people's idea of Dragodile Baby 2. I just wanted to share The Funnier Option))#((You know me I love two things; gut wrenching tragedies and comedy. That's it. The two genderdsdjfghsjkdfgh))
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you would think that the scariest part of peaceful property would be the ghosts but no, actually it's the emotional damage. and also that bit in episode 6 when they forget which bowl has the real chickpeas in it and they just sort of guess even though peach has already put that guy in a coma because of his food allergy once because oh my god what the fuck
#this is a show with many ghosts in it and it's about peach's fear so i'll take this scene as more of a metaphor and that's okay#but peach. peach my darling.#in a literal way you can't be doing that (serving 25% chance of chickpea death because you want to trust home)!! you really cannot#*#peaceful property#a headcanon way to fix this would be. when peach tastes from the two bowls he CAN tell which is the right one.#and he just wants home to tell him. which would explain why peach is the only one So Sure it'll be fine and why he's THAT set#on serving this dish that could kill or at least very seriously hospitalize a man.#but you know. that really is just inserting something into canon that's not there at all. in canon they're just gambling with chai-un
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Also sorry it's been an entire day and I can't stop thinking about Alistair being in a dungeon and marking 47 days on the wall, deciding he's descended into madness, and feeling surprised he hasn't yet grown a beard. Only for Hendry to say he's been there for 14 hours, many of which he was asleep during. He is the biggest drama queen in the world and I love him
#that scene was just so funny#And it's such a good scene because it's so in character#you can't have a character like alistair who takes himself SO seriously as a villain and pretend he's NOT a drama queen#of COURSE he is. he has to be#he tells scary stories. He has a monster complex. He does villain monologues in his head and out loud#obviously the second he's powerless he's gonna turn into a tortured hermit who's surely already dead#anyway I simply cannot stop thinking about him and Gavin (the least dramatic man in the world)#One born to be a monster one born to die both of them trying not to be what their families marked them as OUUUUG#their dynamic. the willingness to die and kill for each other but hardly for themselves. their little jokies :(#ok anyway I'm normal now (lying)#I'm not gonna write fic about them (also lying)#all of us villains
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