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What is your favourite Doctor Who story?
ROUND 3 MASTERPOST
synopses and propaganda under the cut
The Daemons
Synopsis
The Master, posing as a rural vicar, summons a cloven-hoofed demon-like creature named Azal in a church crypt. Seeking to gain the ancient titan's demonic power, he gathers a cult and then corrupts or controls the residents of Devil's End to bow to his will. Dark elemental forces begin to disturb the village on the eve of May Day: unexplained murders, a stone gargoyle come to life, and a nigh-impenetrable infernal energy dome. With the Master fully prepared to destroy the Earth, the Doctor and UNIT — aided by a benevolent practitioner of witchcraft — battle the wicked rites of a secret science wielded by an alien from another world.
Propaganda
what is the most important quality of a good doctor who story, to have a strong plot, something to say, something new to try. all of these are positives, yes, but sometimes the best doctor who stories are just fun. sometimes they feature the master pretending to be the leader of a satanic cult pretending to be an anglican priest, remote control bessie, an alien who's basically the devil, a living gargoyle, a witch, and the doctor escaping being tied to a maypole by pretending to be a wizard. truly, this is the heights of doctor who, it is beyond fun to watch, i love it so much. If that’s not enough, then surely the fact that this has THE ‘the brigs an alcoholic and mike yates is gay’ moment (anonymous)
An Unearthly Child
Synopsis
Barbara Wright and Ian Chesterton, two humble teachers during 1963, are surprised by a bright student named Susan Foreman. Confused by the contradictions in Susan's knowledge, Barbara had decided to visit her home, only to learn that the address on record is a junkyard. She and Ian decide to wait at the location until Susan or her grandfather show up. There, they discover a junkyard inhabited by her grandfather, simply known as "the Doctor", and he doesn't want them lurking about.
When the teachers refuse to leave, they discover that an ordinary police box is actually bigger on the inside. The Doctor decides they know too much about his and Susan's otherworldly origins and takes them on a journey across space and time in his TARDIS, the place he and Susan now call home.
Propaganda no propaganda submitted
#round 3#the daemons number one who story of all time baby#it has its all#the master pretneds to be the leader of a satanic cult pretending to be an anglican vicar#the village is called devils end#theres a white witch#the doctor gets tied to a maypole#he pretends to be a wizard#bessie is remote controlled#the devil is defeated by the power of platonic love#bok my guy bok shitty living gargoyle#the brigs and alcoholic and mike yates is gay#unit are at their absolute best#its so fun to watch#also its set on may day#name a better piece of television
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OKAY WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I JUST NOTICED THIS
You mind link
with every origin character
when you meet them
except
for
fucking
GALE
#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3 memes#gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#this probably means nothing#but i'd like to think it means something#i would like to propose the crackpot idea that gale never actually got a tadpole#and he was just fucking around this entire time#he was just pretending#or he even thought he got one or ACTUALLY got one#but like it couldn't handle his big wizard brain and just died instantly#astarion#karlach#shadowheart#lae'zel#wyll
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Short buff wizard can carry her sad wizard and all his burdens (and secrets)!
[Maelgwn / Solas]
Part two
#solas#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#solas dragon age#solas x oc#maelgwn [ouroboros]#mogwaei arts#he pretends to hate it ;3#MUSCLESSSS#who says you can't be buff and a wizard
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“glow” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 322 words
Regulus and James are cuddled up in bed; Regulus is on his back with James’ head resting on his chest. His arm is wrapped around James’ back and he’s running his fingers up and down James’ arm while James draws shapes on Regulus’ chest. Usually it’s the opposite—and they both love that—but sometimes Regulus needs to hold James and James wants to be held.
Regulus is looking up at the ceiling and a thought pops into his mind, and he can’t help the thoughtful hum that escapes.
“What?” James asks.
“Nothing.” Regulus shakes his head
James looks up at Regulus with a pout. “What?”
“I think we should put stars on our ceiling.” Regulus says simply.
James turns to rest his chin on Regulus’ chest as he looks at him. “What?” He says again.
“Yeah.” Regulus nods definitively. “I’m going to put glow-in-the-dark stars on our ceiling so you have something to look at.”
James chuckles. “So I have something to look at?”
“Yeah. It’s really boring—”
“This is boring?” James cuts in with another pout.
Regulus rolls his eyes. “This,” He squeezes James. “is not boring. But our ceiling is boring.”
James glances up quickly. “I think most ceilings are boring, babe.”
“Can I not put glow-in-the-dark stars on our ceiling?” Regulus asks with fake indignation.
James pushes up so he can kiss Regulus. “You can do whatever you want, love. I just don’t want you to ever think I’m bored when I have you in my arms.”
Regulus rolls his eyes. “Cheesy.”
“But true.” James kisses him again before laying his head back on Regulus’ chest.
“So, stars? Yes or no?” Regulus asks after a moment.
“Can we put them in the Leo constellation?” James asks.
Regulus knows James too well, so without hesitation he says, “Only if you don’t give me cheesy lines about Leo on the ceiling and Leo in your arms.”
James huffs petulantly and Regulus just chuckles and squeezes James even tighter.
#they put up glow-in-the-dark stars#in the leo constellation#james gives regulus countless cheesy lines about leo on the ceiling and leo in his arms#regulus rolls his eyes and pretends to be annoyed every time#but his heart also flutters every time#because he secretly loves those cheesy lines#regulus loves james#james loves regulus#jegulus#jegulus microfic#jegulus fanfiction#marauders fanfiction#regulus black#james potter#marauders#james x regulus#regulus x james#marauders era#harry potter marauders#harry potter#hp#hp marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#starchaser#sunseeker#jeggyverse microfic
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James Potter is a weak man! Not because he is actually weak but because he has no resistance to puppy dog eyes or crying or anything really.
Sirius asks James to pull a prank on the Slytherins and James says no he’s a little busy with quidditch and Sirius just tilts his head with a frown and James gives in EVERY time.
Peter invited James to play chess but James already has plans so Peter just nods and looks resigned to his fate and James cracks.
Regulus however, he is the worst. Because he cries. And he can full on sob to get James to do whatever he wants. He can’t resist Regulus with tears in his eyes much less with tears running down his cheeks.
James Potter is a weak man but he is completely fine with it
#marauders era#dead gay wizards#regulus black#james potter#sirius black#peter pettigrew#jegulus#regulus fake cries#he’s a very good pretender#Peter pettigrew is doing it on accident#he is actually fine with playing with someone else#james and peter#james and regulus#james and sirius#regulus black is a little shit#sirius black is a little shit
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If I had a nickel for every time Sirius made a terrible joke and Remus gave him that fond but annoyed look, I'd be rich enough to buy a Wolfstar happy ending.
#Remus pretends he's annoyed with the jokes but he loves Sirius just a little more with each one#wolfstar#sirius black#remus lupin#remus and sirius#sirius and remus#remus x sirius#remus loves sirius#sirius loves remus#sirius x lupin#sirius being sirius#sirius orion black#sirius o black#remus john lupin#remus j lupin#padfoot x moony#moony x padfoot#moony#padfoot#marauders#the marauders#marauders era#marauders fandom#the marauders era#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s
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Moonstruck - Feb. 12th - word count: 227 - @wolfstarmicrofic
Sirius’s jaw dropped as Remus walked into the room.
“What are you looking at?” he asked self-consciously, messing with his immaculately-tailored suit. “Do I look weird?”
Sirius was thanking his past self profusely for taking Remus to Twilfitt and Tattings for a fitting. He was gorgeous, and the fact that the suit was custom-made to bring out all of Remus’s best features also made Sirius’s breath stutter.
“No,” Sirius said finally, snapping his mouth shut. “You… I- uhm, one second.” He scrubbed a hand over his face and rubbed his eyes, hoping that the image in front of him wasn’t just a hallucination.
Nope. It definitely wasn’t.
“Are you alright now, Padfoot?” Remus asked, walking up to him. “What’s wrong?”
“Sorry, you’re just so beautiful that I was speechless,” Sirius said, watching as the tips of his boyfriend’s ears turned red. He enjoyed the sight of a flustered Remus very much.
“Padfoot,” he warned, evidently knowing what was about to come out of his mouth. “Don’t-”
“You might even say…” Sirius’s grin widened. “I was moonstruck.”
Remus groaned. “No, no, shut up.”
“Never,” Sirius said.
“Fine. We still have to go to James and Lily’s wedding though, Pads-”
“Yeah, yeah, let’s go comfort Prongs. Ten galleons says that he’s already panicking.”
“Sirius,” Remus said slowly. “I’m not taking that bet. You know how he gets about Lily.”
#sirius loves his puns sm (remus pretends to hate them but he likes dad jokes)#emi writes sometimes#hp marauders#sirius being sirius#sirius loves remus#sirius x remus#sirius black x remus lupin#remus john lupin#sirius orion black#marauders#remus lupin x sirius black#sirius black#remus x sirius#remus lupin#remus loves sirius#remus and sirius#wolfstar#mauraders#wolfstar microfic#wolfstar fic#marauders fandom#jily#mentioned jily#dead gay wizards from the 70s#the marauders fandom#the marauders era#the marauders#marauders fic#marauders fanfiction#marauders fanfic
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every single song is about you (singer au!!)
accounts | private accounts | part one
part four | FLASHBACK






previous part | next part
#right i have just realised barty’s priv acc is verified and we’re gonna pretend that that wasn’t a mistake on my part#maybe he got bored and decided to hack twitter to get verified#yeah that’s definitely it#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#dead gay wizards#slytherin skittles#marauders incorrect quotes#regulus black#jegulus#james potter#sirius black#regulus arcturus black#starchaser#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#sunseeker#james fleamont potter#remus lupin#jegulus incorrect quotes#barty crouch junior#sirius orion black
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dandelion casually dropping traumatic information while insisting that instead of killing the problem wizard they simply burn his tongue
#dungeons and dragons#dnd#dnd character#dnd oc#dnd art#dandelion treehollow#warlock#drow#all he does is talk... and talk... and talk#they did not actually burn the wizard's tongue it's cool#instead dande used his disguise magic to look like a sexy vampire and promised the vampire larper wizard the dark gift if he behaved#love when dande gets to put on a show because he says wild shit like i hate when people beg for their lives it makes me want to act out#dande had a wild episode#start of the episode: gets to pretend to be a sexy domineering vampire#end of episode: screaming and sobbing in pain after the curse-bomb in his head went off because he broke one of the curse-rules#where he can't sneak away from the party because the last time he did that be betrayed them big time#it's complicated... and delicious#also right before that the paladin was telling him he needs to find god LOL because he's worried about dande's soul#and dande blew him off saying he has plenty of time he's not gonna die (again)#only to then be convinced he's being killed by the curse in his head......#embarrassing.................
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sirius black in his most godly state: sweaty back, damp curls against his forehead and neck, a single thin chain pressed cold against his chest, a locket over his erratically beating heart, a cold breeze against his steaming skin, oil stained shirt clinging to his skin, the remnants of bike repairs as black spots on his finger tips, high on adrenaline just back from his bike tour, panting and laughing breathlessly, shaking the tension out of his arms, ink spread under his skin.
any onlooker is caught, frozen, staring, unable to pull themselves away.
#remus lupin core he is not normal about his friends#idk what this is atp my best posts are me hallucinating and pretending its good writing#sirius black#mine#marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#padfoot#drawing himmmm 😝😝😋😋😋😋#had this in my draft newest likeafunerall art prompted me to post
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reg is a spreadsheets person in a modern AU. i don't make the rules he just Is yk.
james wants to make a spreadsheet to keep track of all his uni assignments but all of his friends either don't know how to help (sirius) or refuse to help (remus and lily), so he goes to the only other person he knows is good that them. maybe sirius made some jokes about reg being a nerd about them or he heard about remus and reg showing off their insane spreadsheets to each other.
and reg is exited becaue new spreadsheet project!!!! oh and james ig. but SPREADSHEET. so he agrees to help
he ends up making exactly what james wants and leaves a bunch of little notes so he knows how to use it, but also explains everything he's doing (cause like. he was a captive audience. who HAS to listen to him talk about this) and james just melts. he thinks is so sweat
anyway he uses it as an excuse to hang out with reg for weeks untill he's fully able to navigate sheets himself and reg Knows this bastard is just making up excuses to hang out. he won't admit it but it's making him lose his mind
#theyre fucking idiots ur honour#“i dont wanna just ask him to hang out so il pretend idk what im doing and he has tp help me”#and#"i dont wanna just ask him to hang out so ill pretend i dont know that hes not actualy incompatant#not based of me wanting to info dump to my partner about my stardew spreadsheet at all#regulus black#jegulus#marauders era#dead gay wizards from the 70s#james potter#boggy rambles
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Sirius be the kind to fake being a nonchalant baddie when in truth he's the most chalant person to ever chalant
#he's so dramatic it's embarrassing#sirius black#the real nonchalant of the group is remus btw#sirius likes to pretend its him but its truly not#he be like “yeah lol idc at all wdym 😎 i'm so chill fr” and then he'd rip his pillows screaming later#remus lupin#marauders#dead gay wizards#marauders era#james potter#the marauders#peter pettigrew
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“insane” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 252 words
Regulus is leaning on the railing of the Astronomy Tower waiting for James.
“Hi, love.” He hears James say. He turns around but no one’s there.
“James, come out.” Regulus tells him, assuming he’s under the cloak.
“Psst.” Regulus hears behind him and he turns back to the railing.
“What the hell are you doing?” Regulus asks with wide eyes.
There, on the other side of the railing, is his boyfriend hanging upside down from his broom, only holding on by his ankles and smiling like an idiot.
“Kiss.” Is the only thing James says.
“Kiss? Are you insane?! Get in here!”
“Kiss first.” James tells him and flies right in front of Regulus, still hanging upside down.
Regulus rolls his eyes but puts his hands on James’ cheeks and pushes up on his toes to kiss him.
“Now get in here.” Regulus says again.
James flips right side up then flies into the tower and hops off his broom.
“What were you doing?” Regulus walks over to James.
“It’s called a spider kiss.” James tells him as he wraps his arms around Regulus’ waist.
“A spider kiss?” Regulus raises an eyebrow.
“Yeah, or something like that. I saw it in one of Remus’ comic thingies and wanted to try it.” James smiles and Regulus rolls his eyes again.
“Can I at least get a regular kiss now?” Regulus asks and James leans in to kiss him. When they break apart Regulus tells him, “I’m taking those comic thingies away from him before you break your neck.”
#spiderman kiss#i actually don't think the spiderman kiss was ever in the older comics#but we're going to pretend it was#james would obviously love spiderman kisses#at least he tried it in the astronomy tower#and not during a match#regulus loves james#james loves regulus#jegulus#jegulus microfic#jegulus fanfiction#marauders fanfiction#regulus black#james potter#marauders#james x regulus#regulus x james#marauders era#harry potter marauders#harry potter#hp#hp marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#starchaser#sunseeker#jeggyverse microfic
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Regulus: How does the look? *spins to show off outfit
Sirius: Horrible wear something else.
Regulus: oh… I thought this was nice.
Remus: Sirius, he is 22 you can’t make him change because his shorts are short.
Sirius: I can to! My baby brother will not be showing off all of his goods!
Regulus: So I look fine? This is just protective older brother shit?
Sirius: I guess…
Regulus: I’ll change, you’re right, only James gets to see me look this good.
Sirius: that made it worse.
#marauders era#dead gay wizards#marauders incorrect quotes#regulus black#sirius black#james potter#jegulus#remus lupin#jegulus incorrect quotes#wolfstar#protective brother Sirius black#regulus pretends to hate it#but he loves it#Sirius black pretends to hate Jegulus#but he is happy for them
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Mary: *having gay awakening in 6th year*
Lily: *simply existing*
Mary: i am no better than a james
James: oi petey pie you think lily and reggie would both date me?
Sirius overhearing everything: oh no.
Peter: yes padfoot, “oh no.”
#Lily evans makes girls gay#the marauders polycule needs to be studied#Peter likes to pretend he does not have friends#lily evans#jegulus#jegulily#marylily#mary macdonald#regulus black#james potter#peter pettigrew#sirius black#hp marauders#dead gay wizards#dead gay witches#dead gay wizards from the 70s
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Prompt 10 - Cuddle
@wolfstarmicrofic December 10, word count 233
Sirius hated having to hide his feelings for Remus. He watched as all the other couples cuddled up together. Peter and Sammy were on the sofa reading that week's copy of Quidditch Weekly. Sammy was practically on Peters's lap. Lily was on James’s lap, chatting happily with Marlene, who had her girlfriend Dorcas sitting on her back, playing with her hair. It looked platonic, but everyone who needed to know knew it wasn’t. But he could never get away with that with Remus. The closest he could get to being able to cuddle with Remus in public was sitting on the arm of his armchair. So that’s what he did.
He let his arm fall across the back of the chair, his hand sliding down, so his fingertips brushed against Remus’s shoulder, and Remus shuffled down until his head rested dangerously close to Sirius’s side. If Sirius breathed in too deeply, they’d be touching. He wanted more. He needed more, but for now, this would have to be enough.
“Hey,” Remus said quietly, so only Sirius could hear. “Do you want to go upstairs?” Sirius didn’t even answer. He was up and racing up the stairs, being very obvious to his friends about what was about to happen. He could hear James’s loud laugh, but he didn’t care. In exactly thirty seconds, he’d be wrapped in Remus’s arms and heading towards his bed.
#wolfstar#wolfstar microfic#wolfstar fic#wolfstar fanfiction#sirius black#remus lupin#sirius orion black#sirius o black#remus john lupin#remus j lupin#sirius x remus#remus x sirius#sirius and remus#remus and sirius#marauders era#harry potter#wolfstar fluff#james potter#dead gay wizards#lily evans#peter pettigrew#marlene mckinnon#dorcas meadowes#cute couples#jealous sirius#all he wants to do is cuddle remus whenever he wants#sitting as close as he can#pretending to be platonic#sirius off like a flash#cuddle
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