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What is your favourite Doctor Who story?
ROUND 3 MASTERPOST
synopses and propaganda under the cut
The Daemons
Synopsis
The Master, posing as a rural vicar, summons a cloven-hoofed demon-like creature named Azal in a church crypt. Seeking to gain the ancient titan's demonic power, he gathers a cult and then corrupts or controls the residents of Devil's End to bow to his will. Dark elemental forces begin to disturb the village on the eve of May Day: unexplained murders, a stone gargoyle come to life, and a nigh-impenetrable infernal energy dome. With the Master fully prepared to destroy the Earth, the Doctor and UNIT — aided by a benevolent practitioner of witchcraft — battle the wicked rites of a secret science wielded by an alien from another world.
Propaganda
what is the most important quality of a good doctor who story, to have a strong plot, something to say, something new to try. all of these are positives, yes, but sometimes the best doctor who stories are just fun. sometimes they feature the master pretending to be the leader of a satanic cult pretending to be an anglican priest, remote control bessie, an alien who's basically the devil, a living gargoyle, a witch, and the doctor escaping being tied to a maypole by pretending to be a wizard. truly, this is the heights of doctor who, it is beyond fun to watch, i love it so much. If that’s not enough, then surely the fact that this has THE ‘the brigs an alcoholic and mike yates is gay’ moment (anonymous)
An Unearthly Child
Synopsis
Barbara Wright and Ian Chesterton, two humble teachers during 1963, are surprised by a bright student named Susan Foreman. Confused by the contradictions in Susan's knowledge, Barbara had decided to visit her home, only to learn that the address on record is a junkyard. She and Ian decide to wait at the location until Susan or her grandfather show up. There, they discover a junkyard inhabited by her grandfather, simply known as "the Doctor", and he doesn't want them lurking about.
When the teachers refuse to leave, they discover that an ordinary police box is actually bigger on the inside. The Doctor decides they know too much about his and Susan's otherworldly origins and takes them on a journey across space and time in his TARDIS, the place he and Susan now call home.
Propaganda no propaganda submitted
#round 3#the daemons number one who story of all time baby#it has its all#the master pretneds to be the leader of a satanic cult pretending to be an anglican vicar#the village is called devils end#theres a white witch#the doctor gets tied to a maypole#he pretends to be a wizard#bessie is remote controlled#the devil is defeated by the power of platonic love#bok my guy bok shitty living gargoyle#the brigs and alcoholic and mike yates is gay#unit are at their absolute best#its so fun to watch#also its set on may day#name a better piece of television
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OKAY WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I JUST NOTICED THIS
You mind link
with every origin character
when you meet them
except
for
fucking
GALE
#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3 memes#gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#this probably means nothing#but i'd like to think it means something#i would like to propose the crackpot idea that gale never actually got a tadpole#and he was just fucking around this entire time#he was just pretending#or he even thought he got one or ACTUALLY got one#but like it couldn't handle his big wizard brain and just died instantly#astarion#karlach#shadowheart#lae'zel#wyll
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James Potter is a weak man! Not because he is actually weak but because he has no resistance to puppy dog eyes or crying or anything really.
Sirius asks James to pull a prank on the Slytherins and James says no he’s a little busy with quidditch and Sirius just tilts his head with a frown and James gives in EVERY time.
Peter invited James to play chess but James already has plans so Peter just nods and looks resigned to his fate and James cracks.
Regulus however, he is the worst. Because he cries. And he can full on sob to get James to do whatever he wants. He can’t resist Regulus with tears in his eyes much less with tears running down his cheeks.
James Potter is a weak man but he is completely fine with it
#marauders era#dead gay wizards#regulus black#james potter#sirius black#peter pettigrew#jegulus#regulus fake cries#he’s a very good pretender#Peter pettigrew is doing it on accident#he is actually fine with playing with someone else#james and peter#james and regulus#james and sirius#regulus black is a little shit#sirius black is a little shit
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“insane” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 252 words
Regulus is leaning on the railing of the Astronomy Tower waiting for James.
“Hi, love.” He hears James say. He turns around but no one’s there.
“James, come out.” Regulus tells him, assuming he’s under the cloak.
“Psst.” Regulus hears behind him and he turns back to the railing.
“What the hell are you doing?” Regulus asks with wide eyes.
There, on the other side of the railing, is his boyfriend hanging upside down from his broom, only holding on by his ankles and smiling like an idiot.
“Kiss.” Is the only thing James says.
“Kiss? Are you insane?! Get in here!”
“Kiss first.” James tells him and flies right in front of Regulus, still hanging upside down.
Regulus rolls his eyes but puts his hands on James’ cheeks and pushes up on his toes to kiss him.
“Now get in here.” Regulus says again.
James flips right side up then flies into the tower and hops off his broom.
“What were you doing?” Regulus walks over to James.
“It’s called a spider kiss.” James tells him as he wraps his arms around Regulus’ waist.
“A spider kiss?” Regulus raises an eyebrow.
“Yeah, or something like that. I saw it in one of Remus’ comic thingies and wanted to try it.” James smiles and Regulus rolls his eyes again.
“Can I at least get a regular kiss now?” Regulus asks and James leans in to kiss him. When they break apart Regulus tells him, “I’m taking those comic thingies away from him before you break your neck.”
#spiderman kiss#i actually don't think the spiderman kiss was ever in the older comics#but we're going to pretend it was#james would obviously love spiderman kisses#at least he tried it in the astronomy tower#and not during a match#regulus loves james#james loves regulus#jegulus#jegulus microfic#jegulus fanfiction#marauders fanfiction#regulus black#james potter#marauders#james x regulus#regulus x james#marauders era#harry potter marauders#harry potter#hp#hp marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#starchaser#sunseeker#jeggyverse microfic
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furthering the “lily evans is competitive af when it comes to board games and academics” agenda
#although she’s also the sweetest tbh like she will help out with assignments and essays#the first years adored her and remus (they def had a study group together at some point)#but then it comes to board games and she is on a WARPATH#and meanwhile remus pretends to be above petty victories (but he is SO smug when he’s winning)#playing with them would be so infuriating at times (boards have been flipped!!)#I love their friendship lmao#lily and remus#marylily#ari rambles#dead gay witches#dead gay wizards#the marauders#marauders era#remus john lupin#remus lupin#marauders#wolfstar#moonflower#platonic moonflower#marauders fandom
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dandelion casually dropping traumatic information while insisting that instead of killing the problem wizard they simply burn his tongue
#dungeons and dragons#dnd#dnd character#dnd oc#dnd art#dandelion treehollow#warlock#drow#all he does is talk... and talk... and talk#they did not actually burn the wizard's tongue it's cool#instead dande used his disguise magic to look like a sexy vampire and promised the vampire larper wizard the dark gift if he behaved#love when dande gets to put on a show because he says wild shit like i hate when people beg for their lives it makes me want to act out#dande had a wild episode#start of the episode: gets to pretend to be a sexy domineering vampire#end of episode: screaming and sobbing in pain after the curse-bomb in his head went off because he broke one of the curse-rules#where he can't sneak away from the party because the last time he did that be betrayed them big time#it's complicated... and delicious#also right before that the paladin was telling him he needs to find god LOL because he's worried about dande's soul#and dande blew him off saying he has plenty of time he's not gonna die (again)#only to then be convinced he's being killed by the curse in his head......#embarrassing.................
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Sirius be the kind to fake being a nonchalant baddie when in truth he's the most chalant person to ever chalant
#he's so dramatic it's embarrassing#sirius black#the real nonchalant of the group is remus btw#sirius likes to pretend its him but its truly not#he be like “yeah lol idc at all wdym 😎 i'm so chill fr” and then he'd rip his pillows screaming later#remus lupin#marauders#dead gay wizards#marauders era#james potter#the marauders#peter pettigrew
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Sirius: I don't think I've ever felt anything that didn't hurt me.
Remus: We've found each other, out of everyone else in the world. Does that hurt, too?
#It hurt Sirius to love Remus#but it hurt him more to pretend he didn’t.#wolfstar#sirius black#remus lupin#remus and sirius#sirius x lupin#sirius and remus#remus x sirius#sirius being sirius#remus loves sirius#sirius loves remus#sirius orion black#sirius o black#remus john lupin#remus j lupin#moony x padfoot#moony and padfoot#padfoot x moony#padfoot and moony#moony#padfoot#marauders#the marauders#marauders era#marauders fandom#the marauders era#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s
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Mary: *having gay awakening in 6th year*
Lily: *simply existing*
Mary: i am no better than a james
James: oi petey pie you think lily and reggie would both date me?
Sirius overhearing everything: oh no.
Peter: yes padfoot, “oh no.”
#Lily evans makes girls gay#the marauders polycule needs to be studied#Peter likes to pretend he does not have friends#lily evans#jegulus#jegulily#marylily#mary macdonald#regulus black#james potter#peter pettigrew#sirius black#hp marauders#dead gay wizards#dead gay witches#dead gay wizards from the 70s
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Wolfstar + jegulus Au where prongsfoot met in uni and neither of them know who each other's boyfriends are (moonwater are best friends who both go to Oxford on scholarship) and they decide to do a double date to meet each other's boyfriends.
But both Regulus and Sirius are trans but haven’t seen each other in years and so they don’t know about each other. And whenever James or Remus says their boyfriends names neither of them realise, because that's not the name they knew their sibling by.
Sirius still ran away when he was 16, Regulus ran away when he got his scholarship to Oxford, Walburga and Orion wanted him to go to Cambridge to Study law like Orion did but Regulus wanted to study english literature.
So Regulus and Remus get to the cafe early and are just sitting there shittalking the faculty at Oxford. And James and Sirius walk in, five minutes late and both Sirius and Regulus immediately get the feeling they know each other. Once they're all sat at the table they are both subtly trying to scope each other out when Sirius says something about his ‘sister’ and Regulus immediately clocks it and they get into an argument. Remus and James are trying to figure out what happened and calm their boyfriends and their best friends.
Anyway the double date ends up being Sirius and Regulus catching up and their respective boyfriends trying to recover from the whiplash.
They do end up having another double date a few days after the initial one, this one goes slightly better. Of course after Regulus and Sirius have grilled their best friends for dating their brothers without telling them.
#i was just thinking about best friends brother and went hmmmm what if remus and james had no connection until after they all meet...#they proceed to bond over their dramatic boyfriends#unlike in best friends brother Regulus doesnt pretend to poison remus#he does make several passive aggressive comments though#sirius just acts like james betrayed him by daring to date his baby brother without his permission#which james doesnt even know what to say to cause its not like he knew that sirius and regulus were brothers#at the second double date regulus and sirius spend it being passive aggressive to both their best friends and eachother#james and remus are just trying to survive#jegulus#wolfstar#regulus black#sirius black#james potter#remus lupin#black brothers#marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#marauders era#trans regulus#trans sirius black#trans sirius#trans regulus black#prongsfoot#moonwater#starchaser#sunseeker
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biker Barty asking med student Evan to hold his hand while they take his blood for tests
#i love big strong men that are scared of needles#also Evan does too#Even if he pretends he doesn't#barty crouch jr#barty crouch junior#evan rosier#rosekiller#marauders#dead gay wizards#marauders era#the marauders era#barty x evan#marauders fandom#barty crouch hc#barty crouch jr hc#evan x barty#regulus and evan and barty#bartylus#rosekiller hc#marauders headcanon#hp marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#wolfstar#jegulus#regulus black#sirius black#remus lupin#slytherin
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Regulus: How does the look? *spins to show off outfit
Sirius: Horrible wear something else.
Regulus: oh… I thought this was nice.
Remus: Sirius, he is 22 you can’t make him change because his shorts are short.
Sirius: I can to! My baby brother will not be showing off all of his goods!
Regulus: So I look fine? This is just protective older brother shit?
Sirius: I guess…
Regulus: I’ll change, you’re right, only James gets to see me look this good.
Sirius: that made it worse.
#marauders era#dead gay wizards#marauders incorrect quotes#regulus black#sirius black#james potter#jegulus#remus lupin#jegulus incorrect quotes#wolfstar#protective brother Sirius black#regulus pretends to hate it#but he loves it#Sirius black pretends to hate Jegulus#but he is happy for them
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When I came across that "joke" from Tav to Quill and Z'rell's comment (plus Halsin), I had to take a minute to process what happened. Gale might be a bit silly and eccentric but he's the kindest, sweetest and most passionate character in that party. No wonder the poor man has deep insecurities to solve, so many people reduce him to an easy target! Ofc one of the side effects would be overconfidence and ambition as a defense mechanism. He's obv lonely; only Tara and Morena ever loved him for him.
his eccentric nature might be a part of it. he is loquacious, outgoing, and doesn’t see the point in hiding his enthusiasm. he is considered to be the weird one. naturally, wizards in general being seen as somewhat squishy and physically weak might also add to it.
personally, i really don’t like the implications of the (widely considered) autistic-coded character being the one who faces the most ridicule by far by other characters and fans (and larian) alike.
some might disagree with me on that, but i don’t find it funny by any means either. mostly it just makes me feel bad. “he deserves it. cocky, arrogant, hubris-ridden wizard needs to be taken down a peg” like he isn’t… y’know… already at his lowest. it also disregards the fact that much of his bravado is part of his carefully curated Great Wizard of Waterdeep™ persona that he has skillfully adopted to mask his general feeling of being defective. being fiercely proud of your skill and knowledge and being doubtful of having something truly worthwhile to offer are mindsets that can coexist. according to fandom, gale is either secret hubris incarnate that is only waiting to be unleashed upon the world or pure baby that can do no wrong. instead of a character that is just as flawed and traumatized as all the others, but no less deserving of genuine love.
to me, the constant ridicule just reads as further feeding into his deep-rooted insecurities and his belief that he (as gale, the person) isn’t someone who holds inherent worth. it really, really doesn’t sit well with me.
#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3#baldurs gate 3#but then again i believe that fandom still has a hard time grasping his character as a whole#we always talk about wanting complex and complicated characters that contain multitudes#but once we get them we don’t know what to do with them#and proceed to try our hardest to reduce them to a few select traits#gale is a kind and good-hearted person. that is not up for debate.#anyway gale deserves people around him who respect and cherish him and are genuinely supportive#protect that wizard and shower him in all the adoration. he needs it.#and i get you anon!!! i also really wish we could call out our companions & npcs#my tav would always keep a spray bottle on hand just in case#someone is being mean to gale again? [pssssht pssshhht] u stop that right this instant#on that note i also don’t like the undertone tav has when they have the option to talk about gale to other parties#what’s with the hesitancy and the derisive undercurrent???#am i supposed to pretend that my tav wouldn’t turn into the personification of the will smith meme whenever they had the option to#talk about their bf/husband???? lies and slander#larian critical#it speaks
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I made a wraparound record cover for a powermetal album that (unfortunately) doesn't exist!
If you've listened to Maleficus Geminus, you likely know my rage at the death of the robot prince of auchtertool. Well, what if we could rebuild him? The front cover of this album features my (tentative and incomplete (i was on a deadline! sue me)) design of the robot prince of auchtertool, post-battle and mid-resurrection.
#hes on a giant magic tree stump because it looks cool and#since you can graft stuff to trees. i figure you can graft souls to a tree's soul.#a machine's soul might be closer to that of a tree's than a human's so it might just work#thereby keeping his soul on life support#(man idk how robots work. i'm an illustrator who likes biology and pretends to be a wizard)#digital art#adobe photoshop#art school#powermetal#gloryhammer#vinyl records#album art#the robot prince of auchtertool#return to fife#fantasy#artists on tumblr#sci fi
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My sorc rolling a crit failure, turning towards his wizard boyfriend: 🥺
Gale: I've got this, love
#galetav#gale x tav#tav x gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale#tav#oliver#my posts#bg3#the real sorc x wizard dynamic lmao#my og sorc (sage) tav as a hireling in the background: *pretends he does not see*#the screenshots are old but they're exactly what happened lmao#first and only roll on both characters#since this was honour mode and I wasn't going to waste inspirations on this of all things
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Maybe it’s my mighty nein brainrot but was the Yussa mention maybe an opening for a m9 one shot ??
BH is not going this way at all but some m9 are close and Essek is in contact with Caleb and probably know that Yussa is an important ally (that they have an habit to rescue at this point lmao) so it would make sense for them to go and search for him
#critical role#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#campaign 3#yussa#m9#yes this is just me wanting more m9 probably#but !!!#what if ?#to be fair I’m pretty happy with essek being there#in c3#im not there yet on my rewatch so I can’t remember if yussa and essek actually met#but it feels like he should at least know of him a little because of the ball and the fact he is a powerfull wizard#I don’t actually think it’s very likely but if im right I have this post so I can pretend my brain is huge
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