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regulus would send james anonymous/incorrectly signed letters becoming progressively odder just to see him become confused, flustered + concerned for his safety admist his 'many' admirers

ranging from things like "next saturday. do not tell anyone. we're still on for the threesome, right?"

to "thank you. your submission to Hogwarts Professors Erotica has been received. you will be sent your first copy next week."

to, vaguely threatening requests like "do you sell your quidditch sweat from winning matches by the gallon? interested buyer. owl me. -jess"

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James: I think I’m in love with Regulus.

James: Any thoughts?

Barty: Lots of thoughts.

Barty: And prayers, you’re going to need them.

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Remus: Who hurt you?

Sirius, snorting: What, do you want a list?

Remus: Fantastic idea.

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t4t Jegulus reblog if true

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gaslight (evan), gatekeep (regulus) girlboss (barty)

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Regulus’ cat would be a menace to society until Regulus sits down, then that cat is on his lap immediately, purring, making biscuits, and falling asleep on him for hours

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The Black brothers getting so incredibly high before a family event they’re being forced to go to. Everyone is just so confused bc suddenly Regulus is acting out like Sirius would and Sirius is in a corner zoning out like Regulus normally does

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james: you need to stand up for yourself, regulus!

barty: this iron deficient bitch will fall to the ground if he stands up

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dare i say reggie

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Regulus who learned to be an animagus to sneak out of his room and onto his roof at night

Regulus who soon learned being an animagus comes in equally is handy to sneak around the castle at night

Regulus who crosses paths as an animagus with James when he was out for a prank, and he couldn’t stay away. its always easier to give into what he wants when he’s a cat

Regulus who finds out James is really good at petting

Regulus who acts like it didn’t happen at all

Regulus who keeps sneaking out to walk around and clear his mind and keeps every once in a while bumping into James, more and more until it’s every night he can’t escape James finding him to play

Regulus who starts actively looking for James because, well, James will find him anyway so let’s save themselves the time

Regulus who once a month can’t find James and james apparently can’t find him either, but he gets visits of a stag in the courtyard

Regulus who one night finds james drunk, after he snuck out of a gryffindor party, and keeps him company until he sobers up. James doesn’t, he talks and talks to the cat. At one point he tells him he reminds him of a boy he likes. they fall asleep together for the first time

Regulus who learned enough about animagi to become one and do silly things, not caring much about the details for the first time in his life. Regulus who therefore doesn’t know animagi can accidentally turn back human in their sleep, o even turn back into animals all without waking up

James who wakes up at 4am in some hallway, still tipsy and with a headache, and looks down to see regulus laying down on top of him fast asleep

James who says “i knew it” before falling back asleep and acting like nothing happened

Regulus who woke up an hour later, a cat again, in horror at how well he slept. He claw James’ hands to jolt him awake before leaving him there and going back to his room

James and Regulus who end up routinely sleeping on James’ bed, because James wants to and Regulus is convinced nobody will know anyway if he’s a cat

Regulus who turns switches between human and animal repeatedly in his sleep and James keeps acting like he doesn’t know but still charms his curtains every time so nobody will ever see

Regulus who wakes up from a bad nightmare in James’ bed and James hurries to comfort and reassure him

Regulus who is still in shock from the nightmare it takes him a second to realize he’s a human… around James

Regulus who takes evem longer to realize James isn’t reacting at all to the fact he is a human in his bed… he is Regulus of all people, in his bed

and then they kiss mwah mwah thank you

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i won’t because ur so right

sirius: go. bond.

remus: over what?

regulus: we have nothing in common

sirius: you both make spreadhseets in your free time. willingly. go bond over being nerds

remus:

reg:

reg: you wanna see my sheet rating all the different bottled/tap waters I've had

remus: of course

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Since I started to actually sit in the library and study for 5+ hours a day, I'm almost unable to write cute Jegulus or Wolfstar library - scenes

Because James Potter can be the hottest man alive, if we're in the library and he starts talking, I'll stab him.

And I think Regulus would do the same if someone breathed too loudly next to him

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evan is regulus' best friend since they're babies, and barty is jealous of their inner jokes he can't quite get

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creasing (idk who made this but creds to them)

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Marauders camping au!!

Closeups:

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Knight Barty showing Prince Regulus the town Tavern for the first time and watching as the Prince finally loosens up, and how his wavy curls stick to his forehead as he dances freely and in that moment Barty realizes he's falling in love with the prince.

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I rarely ever see a ship where both are as tall as each other, this is why I've headcanoned that rosekiller are literally basically the same height but they still constantly fight saying how the other is a cm or two taller.

they're also the only ones who care