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Rosekiller would get married, then get divorced just so that they can get married again

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Regulus: Barty is missing, can you find him?

Evan: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Regulus: Well, do you?

Evan:

Evan: Yeah, hang on

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“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

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𐙚 09. he's such a dork :3

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oh! we chose violence today.

Wolfstar raising Harry hits harder when jegulus Wdym thats Sirius' best friend and his brother's baby. Wdym W D Y M

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I love how the fandom took the most traumatizing things in Remus and Regulus’ lives and decided to call them ✨ Moonwater ✨

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𐙚 07. i think i nailed that sibling conversation, thank you. also sirius definitely has regulus' contact saved with a pic of him as a toddler, y'all can't fight me on that.

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i will marry whoever does.

i just had a really dumb idea for a mondern au lmao

ok so we know regulus and remus are both literature nerds right. what if they both have tumber because. sad gay literature nerds. yk. and they become mutuals and it’s all fun and games

till reg somehow learns that his Random Internet Friend. is in fact. Remus. and is just like what the fuck

like just imagine that’s how reg and sirius eventually get back in touch cause they fell out of contact after sirius left and now they’re talking again because of remus rebloging regs depressed poetry or some shit

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remus to regulus

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Everyone thinks Barty is mean because he's always narrowing his eyes at people. But in reality he's squinting because he's fucking blind and never wears his glasses.

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it’s not a want it’s a need.

Y’all I desperately want a GO x Marauders fic where Crowley and Aziraphale are professors at Hogwarts. Crowley is the Astronomy/Astrology professor and is one of the few teachers Sirius and Regulus and the other members of the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black can go to with their troubles because he understands all of it

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Regulus: BE A BETTER PERSON! James: WHY?! Regulus: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, BABY!

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regulus making the "are you serious? no, I'm regulus" at least once PLEASE it's so unfunny I laugh every time

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I fricking love how rosier calls Barty 'bee' it's so hdhshsnsn cute (uncharacteristically) but also the fact that Evans name is literally a rose/ flower and Barty's nickname is a bee jsjsnsnsns they are a set do not separate I will cry

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Sirius: Regulus got arrested at 2 in the morning. Guess who he called?

Sirius: Oh, James? His fiancé, logical choice right? No.

Sirius: Oh? Then, me. His brother, the most obvious choice at this point! No.

Mary: I’m confused, who the fuck did he call then?

Sirius, pointing at Remus: Him. And they got maccies right fucking after!! Instead of letting James and I know!

Regulus, nodding: Brother-in-law.

Remus, nodding back: Brother-in-law.

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I don’t want Regulus Black who hates the water.

I want Regulus Black who loves water. Who loves rain. It brings him peace. He loves swimming. He loves taking baths and he loves taking showers. He finds oceans and lakes beautiful.

And that would be the biggest tragedy of it all because the thing that brought him peace in life was ultimately his demise. In his last moments, he will hate the water because the water betrayed him, too.

Or maybe he’ll find it bittersweet.

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