#he poisoned our water supply burned our crops and delivered a plague to our houses!

[itisiives]

[wanderingskychild]

God things are only going to get much worse now that the deer was captured. Hey herb gatherer, witness the consequences of your betrayal! That deer saved you twice already.

You better help me rescue them & the others or I swear I’m gonna…..!

Oh who am I kidding, I’m begging for your help.

I still can’t believe they poisoned the oasis. These are the biggest dark plants I’ve ever seen! The water has grown foul too.

Wait a minute, isn’t the water here connected to the town. There’s a tunnel at the lake’s bottom that leads directly into town. Isn’t this their water supply.

Uh Oh 😟

[miyku]

[shadow-von-vamp]

sonic twt could be complaining about ANYTHING and they’d somehow find a way to sneak in a complaint about roger

[thevoiceofthepeople]

Seda found the most chaotic bird know to man kind and brought it home.

[clown-around-and-find-out]

i understand him

[monitorchakas]

Idk who this is but

@clovis-bray-ate-my-son

thinking about him today<3

[tadpoleatemybrain]

Dumb Ascended Astarion thoughts

As much as I love BBEG takes over the world, cartoon villainy also tickles me (as someone who watched a lot of like Kim Possible growing up)

Like imagine he's just terrible at it, at least to start. He's got infinite time and power. Why rush? Savor the journey. You only get to take over the world once and it took so long to get to this point. You don't pop out the ritual doing big takeovers.

Ya know plus if people get lured into a false sense of security that's also easy to exploit later.

Astarion gets so enraptured by finally being able to see his reflection, turn into a bat and walk in the sun he gets distracted and that's like a whole year of time gone.

Obviously, he has to look the part so he'll need new clothes, some portraits, statues ya know the works.

Getting rid of every trace of Cazador (its his mojo dojo casa house now and he wants it his way).

Too drunk on wine and blood to think about how those dwarven artificers are probably conning him. They get another year on the eternal darkness machine and then heads are rolling.

Maybe he's had a long process of trying to find actually competent spawn and developing leadership skills he never had a chance to before. Sure, he can compel spawn to do things, but that doesn't mean they're good at whatever it is he wants them to do.

If Raphael can practice his monologues why can't Astarion?

Throwing more parties than are actually necessary to uncover the secrets of his enemies.

Spitballing plans all the time, but they just go on an idea board.

Some Paladin presumably: "He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!"

Citizens: "He did?"

Paladin: "No, but are we just gonna wait around until he does?"

And that's as far as that gets.

[top-shelf-tender-moved]

Husk talking to everyone else about Alastor: "he poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses."

Husk talking to Alastor: *sings jazz and laments over tortured gay thoughts*

[rubywolf0201]

Incorrect Honkai Star Rail Quotes because I’m bored lol

*WARNING: May contain some OOC moments as always*

Fu Xuan: You stole my hairpins!

Jing Yuan: No, I didn’t.

Fu Xuan: Liar liar, plants for hire!

Jing Yuan, exasperated: It’s ‘pants on fire’…

Fu Xuan, crosses arms and huffs: You would know… liar.

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Blade: “Kafka, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you!”

Kafka: Bladie, I’ve used your sword to unclog my toilet!

Blade, shocked: WHAT?!?!

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Yanqing: Blade poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!

Sushang: He did?

Yanqing, frustrated: No! But are we just gonna wait around until he does?!

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Blade: “AH HA HA HA HA! I GOT YOU NOW!”

Dan Heng, cornered: “W-What are you gonna do?!”

Blade: “I... don’t know…”

Dan Heng: “What?”

Blade: “I never thought I’d get this far.”

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Welt Yang: “Okay, Sampo, you can go back to the Astral Express.”

Sampo: “Okay.”

Sampo: *gets in a car and drives away offscreen*

Jing Yuan: Was that his car?

Dan Heng: No.

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Silver Wolf: “I WANT SOUP!”

Blade, clearly losing his paitence: “HERE YOU GO! *It's alphabet soup*. I made it special.”

The soup: (says "GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE")

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Bailu: Hey guys, watch me do "The Grouchy Helm Master"!!

Yukong: Stop naming moves after me!

Bailu: [imitating Yukong] Everybody's an idiot except for me.

Yukong: Well, it's true.

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Pela: I'm very busy!

Serval: Well, I'm sure you are.

Pela: I don't like your tone!

Serval: *High-pitched voice* I'm sure you are!

Serval: *Normal voice again, smiling back at Pela* How's that?

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Gepard: I am going to give that crook Sampo a what for and there’s nothing you can say to stop me!

Luka: Oh yeah? What if I said… blargen fezibble nohip!

Gepard: …well, I gotta admit that slowed me down but I’m still going!

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Dan Heng: Thanks for nothing.

March 7th: You're welcome.

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Kafka, in a dramatic tone: He understands everything I say, and I understand him! He's my partner in crime...

Blade: *smirks*

Himeko: “D’aaaw...*sniffs and looks down* Hey, who left this bowl of onions here?”

[asknarashikari]

Riders who could read English upon seeing the sign held by a person who cosplayed as Narutaki.

Emu: "Decade poisoned our water supply, burn our crops and deliver a plague unto our houses!" *lol* He probably did! *laughs even more*

Kaguya: He did!?

Gentaro: *laughing his ass off* Wasn't that on an episode of Spongebob...

Shinnosuke: *reads the text early then reads another* "In Narutaki we trust" *snickering then burst out laughing*

All of Science Squad: *lmfao loudly* He definitely did that. *laughs some more*

DecadeCast reactions?

Tsukasa sulks in a corner because people are heckling him, Natsumi tells him to get his shit together, Yuusuke tries to cheer him up but fails because Daiki joins in on the heckling

[movietimegirl]

Bo Katan: Gideon poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!

Mandalorians: HE DID!?

Bo Katan: No... But are we just gonna wait around until he does!?

[shadow-von-vamp]

ian flynn poisoned our water supply burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses

he did?

no but are we just gonna sit around and wait until he does??

[delphiniumarchangelmoon]

So I’ve put off advancing the plot to explore and fill my dex a bit

(and level up the mons I added to my team for the dlc specifically cause Hot Damn BB Academy does not fuck around)

and this is how it’s looking rn:

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Carmine: Drayton poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!

Player: he did?

Carmine: no, but are you gonna wait around until he does???

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Kieran: *literally having a mental breakdown*

The entire elite four: aw. Hm. Anyway so-

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Lacey: you’re really great and I’m glad to be your classmate!

Lacey, five minutes later: YOU CANT SIT WITH US!

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Drayton: I heard you like bad boys… well I’m bad at everything!

[nerdpokemonheadcanons]

Lance poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses!

Did he really?

[marxist-amy-rose]

Ken Penders is the Ronald Raegan of the Sonic franchise. "Why are Sega mandates so weird?" "Why doesn't SatAM, AoStH, or Archie get any representation anymore?" "Why didn't SatAM get a Season 3?" ITS HIM! ITS HIM! ITS ALL HIS FAULT! HE BURNED OUR CROPS DELIVERED A PLAGUE UNTO OUR HOUSES AND POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY!