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We should all be so lucky to witness the beauty of

FEEEESH!

Emerges from the deep, meets my gaze, glides away without a care.

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Guuuuud book

Currently reading...

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⚡️🎵🌼

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Hes just an old man don't bully him

I was gonna be mean but just look at him. He’s already got anxiety. If I could I’d gentle pat his head. Not a moray eel, but a moray eep.

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"I'm not saying that you in particular are a dumbass. I'm saying you're one of billions of dumbasses to come from the evolutionary crucible of Planet Dumbass."

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would you believe me if i said this was for my uni course

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Pacific sand lance (Ammodytes hexapterus) burrowing into the sand

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we luv chief

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Its arapaima from animal crossing

i saw an arapaima today at the shedd aquarium. the picture doesn’t do it too much justice but i’ve loved arapaimas since childhood. seeing one in person was just so magical. augh

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Today is Wet Beast Wednesday!

Today’s wet beast is: Flame Angelfish

Olive’s wet beast fact: Contrary to its badass name, this fish is NOT on fire, as that is impossible in the ocean.

Stay tuned for more Wet Beast Wednesdays!

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If not babey than why babey shaped?

I'm sick and tired of BonBon mischaracterization

He is not shy, he is not baby, he is not smol bean, he is not good guy, he is not secretely helping the player, he is not abused, he is not inoccent

He is literally just as fucked up in the head as Funtime Freddy

DIFFERENCE IS THAT HE IS A LETHAL GASLIGHTER, IT'S WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO THINK AND IT'S WORKING

Like in fnaf ar he tries to bite your booty cheeks off and tell you to die then go all teehee bs "what did I ever do to you..?

"B-b-but, in night 2 of Sister Location he-" SHHHHHHH HAASSHHH 🫷🫷🫷

That is NOT HIMMMMMM, THOSE ARE PRE RECORDED LINES USED TO PROTECT THE WORKERS THAT COME OUT OF HIS SPEAKER, BUT IT'S THE PLAYER THAT MAKES HIM SAY THE LINES. IN NIGHT 2 BONBON IS DOINKED, ON MARS, OMNIPRESENT EVEN, NOT AWAKE.

BonBon is NOT ABUSED, FUNTIME FREDDY IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL YOU, HE HAS A LIVING MISSLE IN HIS RIGHT ARM, HE'S LITERALLY DOING A CORALINE WITH YOU. IF MY BEST FRIEND WAS SMALL ENOUGH I WOULD THROW HER AT MY ENEMIES IN HOPES SHE RIPS THEIR FACES OFF TOO.

"B-b-b-but he screams at hi-" HE SCREAMS AT EVERYONE

BonBon does NOT want to help you HE WANTS YOUR BEATING HEART ON A SILVER PLATTER AS MUCH AS EVERYONE ELSE

Also I'm a firm believer BonBon is a huge asshole and the only thing stopping him from going from "Oh, now you've done it!" to "you should kys now" is his child friendly programing.

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i love chica the chicken. reblog if you like chica the chicken

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You can thank this menace for dragging me back here. (He scares me)