#he needs his morning coffee

[alexturntable]

ScuderiaFerrari All important morning traditions ☕️ 👌

[fishersfall]

Sal Fisher getting starbies.

[cringefailvox]

vees + alastor polycule but vox has to be very careful about leaving alastor alone with valentino and velvette for too long because alastor WILL start plotting a coup d'etat to oust vox from both the relationship and the company. and val & vel are spineless traitors

[sodapopper]

Darry is the kind of guy to sit on his siblings when they’re being intentionally obnoxious.

Soda gets sat on at least once a day.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

difference between reo and oliver in the mornings is reo will wake up early, make you both breakfast, and fix himself up until he’s ready to leave for work only to still end up late because he can’t resist walking over to your bedside and pressing a kiss between your brows — vs oliver who snoozes until you push him off you and then falls asleep again right after bringing you coffee in bed . also if you make the mistake of wearing his shirt he’s literally not leaving he’ll stay home and kiss you all day (:////)

[licnheartedd]

regulus black wakes up before the rest of the world every morning so that he can watch the sunrise and remind himself that the world does not stop spinning just because life got hard

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

There needs to be more art of Astarion with his hair wet, I can't be the only one who wants to see this or at least picture this in fics right? right???

[weewoow-20706030]

Unpopular opinion but I don't actually care if Tim drinks coffee in fics. Even if its an everyday sort of thing.

My problems come when it's an integral part of his being and/ or it's treated as something he needs to live. If he becomes like a dying man crawling through the desert if he hasn't had his 5 cups of 'life juice', I scream into my pillow.

[thrumbolt]

People be like 'Tamlin deserves a redemption arc' and I'm over here like why?? He had a redemption arc, he doesn't need more. He's fine. If anything, people need to apologize to HIM.

[gyunikum]

Käärijä is ready to let cha cha cha go, I hope he can soon. Let Häärijä wear the yellow or green bolero, so that Käärijä can put more focus on his usual music, while also having the opportunity, time, and creative freedom to experiment to his heart's content. That way he can compartmentalize cha away into its folder, still perform it because it is the song that rocketed him into fame, and not grow to hate it.

(P.S. My liege, pls feed me I crave your bangers)

[marcobodtlives]

It’s canon that Paradis didn’t have coffee like Marley did.

I think Reiner and Bertholdt (predominantly Bertl) would’ve been coffee-required-to-operate drinkers.

Imagine the caffeine withdrawals they probably had upon entering the walls.

[mako-neexu]

died and came back to assign himself has guda's husband -> practically killed himself and remade himself as an eternal wedding vow incarnate that stretches beyond space and time itself just for a single person

ok.

[crispyliza]

You've heard of mansplaining, now get ready for: dadsplaining!

Example: you're filling out paperwork and your dad sits next to you and tells you the answers to questions like: what is your name and last name (he also helps you spell it), when is your birthday, when did you graduate high scool etc.

[beegswaz]

ON DA FUCKINT GRIND 💪💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[the-prussian-nap]

Day 7, Train/Subway

Emmet and Ingo on their way home after a long shift!

[pergaminaa]

Modern au

Manorian baby takes after her mother in a lot of things. She is generally quiet and also, she’s not a big morning person. After waking up, she likes to sit alone and not really interact with anyone or anything. Just spend an hour or two defrosting and getting mentally ready to start her day.

Dorian finds it fascinating. Because this is the exact behavior of Manon. So on weekends, both mother and daughter are sitting in silence next to each other on the couch not saying anything.

Dorian knows what to do. Shortly after, he hands Manon a cup of freshly brewed coffee, and hands his daughter a cup of warm hot chocolate. They’d continue to sit in silence, finishing their drinks and slowly start functioning like normal humans.