#I need someone to draw this

[sodapopper]

Darry is the kind of guy to sit on his siblings when they’re being intentionally obnoxious.

Soda gets sat on at least once a day.

[le-panda-chocovore]

You want me to break your heart ? No ? Too late I don't care.

Imagine Satoru going into Suguru's room after the KFC breakup, looking for answers because he doesn't understand why his one and only became a mass murderer like that. In the bin, he finds a note, he reads it. It's written "Reasons to Stay VS Reasons to Leave" and there's an equal number of things on both parts.

But under the Staying list, there's a word written in big letter and circled too many times.

SATORU.

[browniejeane]

Had a dream last night of the Veilguard team sunbathing on the coast of Rivian. My Room (F!Shadow Dragon Rogue who romanced Lucanis), and Neve in their skivvies on the beach with sunglasses firmly in place. Bell tried to chill with them but then Emmrich and Manfred set up a fancy little area with a massive white tent, iced tea, chairs, rug, and books and she just couldnt help herself. Taash, Harding, and Davrin are wrestling in the water. Lucanis isn't sure how to relax and is sipping a thermos of coffee at the edge of Emmrich's little set up.

Assan is fishing. Manfred also manages to capture a truly massive fish and is just toddling around in the background, hissing happily, holding it out in front of him by its tail.

[the-thing-in-the-dark]

remus "take a picture it lasts longer" lupin. sirius "i prefer living in the moment" black.

[graveyardgang]

Waiter: What would you like to have?

Aiden: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Tyler: *blushes*

Aiden, putting both straws in his mouth: Look how fast I can drink this.

[venus0fl0v3]

Hear me out

Magneto dressed up as darth vader for Halloween, bonus points if he made the helmet himself.

[samlizdavis]

Yall know that song that goes like “she’s my best friend, yeah we’re not a couple, she’s a rockstar she’s a s€x symbol.”

That’s Asher to Darlin when they were teens

(They were totally friends that made out platonically)

[tiringwritings]

[voidmenace]

this is fitpac. to me

[thatsforaiitime]

I CANT

MY BABY BOY FOR REAL OHHHHH GOD

[queendomcosplay]

This meme but it’s Robin and Steve from Stranger Things

[sunlitsparks]

Something silly that I just remembered

So context for anyone who isn't aware: in the Shadow the Hedgehog game, every stage has 3 missions which determine your progression to the next stage. The Neutral mission in every stage involves ignoring all other objectives and just grabbing the Chaos emerald

Well...in one of these stages, the hero mission is to beat Sonic to the Chaos emerald.

So if you're going for the neutral mission...once you make it to the Chaos emerald, you stand and wait on the timer to run out, then grab it. Meaning effectively, Sonic made it to the emerald first.

So in that case...how did Shadow get it?

My headcanon: Sonic stood there gloating over his win, and Shadow just took the emerald from his hand and bolted

[thebadboysuprememcshizzle]

The whole cruise ship thing in percy jackson never translated well into my head until I went on a cruise (as of two days ago)

Imagining a whole bunch of dead things and monsters running around with ice cream and hats that say “Here to rock this boat!” is absolutely the funniest thing ever to me

[autla]

so I just pulled primordial jade spear and

WAS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT ZHONGLI HAS A GEO WHALE

He and childe and their matching whales...

[mostlycatsmostly]

My brother’s cat has some interesting markings.

[danaris112]

Okay, but a cowboy Kaisagi AU would make a lot of sense

Isagi's two gun volley, him wanting to take over Bastard Munchen and threatening Kaiser's rule, them both wanting to kill each other...

I don't know, something about that just screams having a duel at high noon