#he named the slime mochi

[dovewingkinnie]

me, a slime, and my one sided crush on the scientist that researches me (it will never go anywhere)

[gallusrostromegalus]

Hey I was scrolling through tumblr and saw your pets names and I just had to know if Charlie and mochi are named after slimecicle sorry if this comes across as weird but I was just curious if it was a coincidence!!

Charlie's full name is Charleston Chew, my husband's favorite candy bar that Charlie very politely Did Not Eat despite us accidentally leaving him in the backseat with one on the way home from the Humane Society. Mochi is called Mochi because we spent like three days trying out different names for him and he perked up and paid attention to "Mochi". Also because he's fat and soft, like a mochi. Herschel's full name is "Herschel The Hanukkah Goblin" because we got him for Hanukkah 2020 in a fit of pandemic-induced madness, and Herschel and the Hanukkah Goblins is one of both my husband and my's favorite childhood books.

I had to look up who Mr. Slime is and to give you an idea of how wildly out of touch I am with The Youth (TM), I have never actually watched a videogame playthrough.

Fascinationg coincidence tho.

[rakubalka]

I call this the Worlds Peerless Beauty AU

It all started because the developers of YGRASILL decide "let's have a beauty contest!" In which players voted for who they think is either the most attractive or beautiful player avatar

Ainz Ooal Gown to not be undone come together and start to brainstorm who to put

At first they think of Bukubukushagama because she has the voice , then they wake up and remember that most people wouldn't find a pink slime attractive

The they go through the other fem presenting members and well ...

Yamaiko looks like she will pummel someone to the ground

And the less said about Ankoro Mocchi Mochi the better

Then Peroroncino has the bright idea to put Momo-can , because everyone loves him

To Momonga dismay everyone else in the guild agrees , so majority vote

And so Ainz Ooal Gown goes head first and full steam into putting Momonga out there

By the time the voting came almost everyone knew that Momonga the adorable skeleton is more than just the guild leader of Ainz Ooal Gown

And say what you will about YGRASILL player being Heteromorphphobic but even they can agree that a skeleton getting the title of Worlds Peerless Beauty would be hilarious

And so in parts doo to players :

- actually falling for Momonga

- being a monster fucker

- being a troll

- being the only contestants most people recognize

Momonga got the title in a rather big majority vote (the second place had close to 3x less votes)

The title allows for a rare class called Peerless Beauty that's kinda overpowered , and because they are Ainz Ooal Gown they start to abuse it (the fact it allows Momonga to charm even otherwise not possible character is a BIG bonus)

But times goes on

And then we get the start of the story

Except now you have Ainz not only as the undisputed ruler of Nazarick but also as the undisputedly most beautiful thing there is

Because the Carne Village situation ? He got the villagers blushing , the enemy attackers blushing , Gazef blushing , Gazef's men blushing and the Sunlight Scripture blushing . And they all are blushing like it's a sport . His mere presence makes people questioning either their sexuality, morality or sense of beauty

Being Momon (with the armor and it's dampening effect) only somewhat negates that , more specifically it just makes it so people need to either look closer or be around him more to get the same effect . Remember the scout dude that made a rude comment about Ainz's aperance ? Yeah here he says that Nabe is beautiful in a cold , exotic and unique to see way , while Momon has a warm everyday type of beauty that slowly but steadily grows on you . And Evil Eye is even more lovesick that canon

Ad the moment the mask comes of is when people are hit the hardest :

Jirchiv is even more convinced that Ainz is GOD (he is probably gonna convert soon)(he is also one of the only people NOT having a sexuality crisis because he knows what he is , that being sapiosexual)

Neia is even more sure Ainz is GOD and acts as such (the religion is spreading even quicker)(Neia is also one of the only other people who aren't having a sexuality crisis over Ainz ,because she had her's from Shizu)

The Elf King wants to make babies (and is getting his ass beat)(power hungry madman what can you do ?)

Rener is having a breakdown because she thought she only liked Climb that way and is having a sexuality crisis

Climb is going through a sexuality crisis of his own because he thought he only had feelings for Rener

Zaryusu and Crusch are not only also in a sexuality crisis but are also contemplating opening their marriage to also include Lord Ainz if he so wishes

Brain is having his second biggest sexuality crisis (the first was from Gazef , so he knew he liked powerful men what he just didn't know was that he liked powerful men even and if they are skeletons)

Filip (being an idiot) thought that Ainz had a crush on him and decided to do all that (for some no name noble) . Filip decide he quite likes both him and Albedo and wouldn't mind having her as their shared mistress (he is getting send to Neuronist for the blasphemy he committed)

Remedios thinks Ainz is even extra evil because he is that beautiful

Zanac is like "I talked to GOD , and he is a really cool and down to earth guy" , granted he died but still got the respect of both the world strongest and most beautiful person and in just one conversation

Platinum Dragon Lord is contemplating kidnapping Ainz(and maybe taking him as his bride) and keeping him in his castles like he is a dragon from a fairy tale (dragons kind inborn skill to be able to judge how much something cost are going overdrive trying to calculate how beautiful Ainz is)

One of the fun parts in this is that people who wouldn't be attracted to him sexuality won't be attracted they just see him as someone extremely beautiful , and if someone argues let me ask you . Do you get horny while watching a sunset ?

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Can I request a crossover about

Tensura x KNY

Rimuru x Mitsuri! Reader

When Reader has the Same strengh and personality as Mitsuri from KNY

-When an explosion in the middle of the night woke most of the growing village up, most of the warriors were quickly up in arms, thinking it was another attack.

-Rimuru was understandably upset as they had just finished rebuilding from the last attack, where Shizu had been overtaken by Ifrit, and the newcomers that came in the form of the ogres have helped with the process.

-Rimuru just wanted to have a moment of peace once in a while!!

-Rimuru arrived on top of Ranga, seeing Rigurd keeping the others back from a smoking crater, just outside the village, damaging nothing other than some nearby forest plants, “What’s happened Rigurd?”

-The ogres arrived shortly after, Shuna holding onto her brother’s arm, “I sense a tremendous amount of magical energy, but it seems to be fading.”

-The slime bounced over, telling the others to stay back, just in case if there was a threat and he peeked into the crater, finding the crumpled body of the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, even more so than Shion!!

-You had long hair, two toned colored of pink and green, reminded Rimuru of Sakura mochi, some of it pulled into braids, and the rest flying free, wearing a black uniform with long green socks, but many parts were torn, showing off pieces of your beautiful body.

-You were heavily injured, your breathing labored as you were unconscious, a ribbon like sword laying around you, the hilt clutched in your dominate hand.

-Rimuru scanned you and almost instantly received the information about you, *L/N F/N, was sent to this world by powerful demonic magic. Originally from your world where she lived in the Taisho Period. Occupation- Demon Slayer. *

-He hummed quietly before making the decision to take you in, telling the others to prepare a room for you as he hopped down into the crater, enveloping your body into his own body, healing your wounds before he lifted you out of the crater.

-Many were surprised to see a human as Rimuru pulled away from you, taking on his human form as Benimaru kneeled down, sensing your strength, “She’s a human but there’s something… unusual about her. There’s an unnatural strength inside her, but I can sense nothing amiss.”

-Rimuru nodded softly, agreeing with him before telling everyone that you had come from another world, which shocked many of them, as usually those from other worlds are insanely powerful or have been given dangerous abilities.

-Rimuru made the decision to bring you back to his own house, to watch over you just in case if you were going to be a threat. Shion offered to remain as well, to protect her lord but he was able to convince her that he would be able to handle it.

-You woke up a few hours later and almost immediately lunged up, as you had been locked in battle with a powerful demon and you gasped, finding yourself in a simple yukata and your sword was laying nearby.

-You heard a strange sound, one that sounded like water, and you turned, seeing a slime bouncing over to you, “You’re awake!” you squeaked, panicking as you tried to scramble back, “What is- a demon?!”

-Rimuru hopped to sit in front of you, “Nope- I’m just an adorable little slime! My name is Rimuru!” while a bit thrown off to learn that this wasn’t a demon, but a creature known as a slime, you calmed down, “A slime? Where- wait! Where’s the demon?!”

-Rimuru changed into his human form, which shocked you, making you squeak as you fell back again, scared, “Whoa there- you’re safe here! You were transported to this world, just like me! I used to be a salaryman in modern day Japan!”

-His words confused you, not sure about what he meant about modern day Japan, because you didn’t know of an occupation called a salaryman.

-Rimuru was very informative, answering all your questions, curled up in your arms against your large chest, which you weren’t bothered by, seeing it as something harmless as he was only a child, not realizing the truth of the matter, even though he did tell you.

-Rimuru introduced you to Rigurd which was a good idea to do it in his house rather than out in the village, as you punched Rigurd, sending him flying, thinking he was a demon. Rigurd harbored no hard feelings as you groveled before him after Rimuru explained that the demons you knew didn’t exist in this world.

-Rigurd wasn’t bothered, finding your strength impressive for such a delicate looking human, which made you blush cutely from the praise before you told them that your muscles were extremely dense which gave you your unnatural strength but with a drawback being your metabolism was very high.

-Rimuru was furious, learning how you had been treated as you walked around the village with him in your arms, introducing you to others, including the ogres who were nice, but Shion was jealous, pouting at you were holding Rimuru.

-You handed him over and she snuggled him hard, cheering her up while Rimuru was scolding you, with no real malice, telling you to save him as he was handed to Shuna.

-Benimaru, Souei, and Hakurou were all intrigued with your sword and skills, as was a dwarf blacksmith, Kaijin, who was in awe of the craftsmanship of the blade, seeing how flexible but so strong the whip like blade was.

-Since there was no way back to your world, Rimuru offered you a place in his village and you were grateful, bowing lowly to him, thanking him for his kindness and you became one of the defenders of the village, alongside the ogres, and Rimuru’s private pillow, as he enjoyed sitting on your lap, switching between you and Shion at random, usually when Shion would get pouty if Shuna didn’t want a turn.

-You found a kinship with Rimuru as you had both been suddenly taken from your lives, thrown into a world you knew nothing about and had to survive in such a dangerous and harsh world. He enjoyed your company as while your looks and strength were a bit odd, you were a sweet and gentle person, one that was calm and soothing for him, and you found Rimuru to be funny but also a good friend and leader to all.

-You were so happy to have made such good friends with such a cute little slime.

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Slowly coming back to Tumblr after a month break of nothing but random queued posts, so, uh, hi!

Dukexiety has me in a chokehold. So why not share some more random Dukexiety shenanigans?

Okay, so: Slime Rancher AU. Slime Rancher is this cute slime game where you're a rancher who ranches slimes. One of my favorite games, so now it's time to project.

Anyway: Remus and Virgil have separate Ranches. Remus' ranch is called the Silvera Ranch, and Virgil's ranch is called the Marcello Ranch. Named after their surnames.

Remus' specialty is mostly all the slimes that hurt you. Crystal slimes, Hunter slimes, Radiation slimes, Boom slimes, etc. He even has an Incinerator to house the Fire slimes. The only not-deadly slimes he has on his ranch are the Puddle slimes because they're fucking adorable and make cute sounds and live in a pond to help with on-hand water supply for the water tank attachment on the VacPak. He even has the full collection of the Slime Toys shop unlocked (from the 7Zee Rewards thing), and got a battery toy for his Radiation slimes. The Radiation slimes love it.

Virgil's specialty seems to be the slimes who are sensitive to light or who are pretty elusive. Like Quantum slimes, Phosphorus slimes, Hunter slimes, etc. He has the cave expansion to his ranch all decked-out. He's a bit anxious about spoiling food or running out of food, so all his farms are maxed out with all the stuff to make them grow faster or scare away stray slimes.

Virgil has his ranch & tech & VacPak set in the purple Chroma Pack of Kanpeki. Remus has the green Chroma Pack of Tomatillo.

When Remus and Virgil meet & realize they're both on the planet of the Far, Far Range, they found out their ranches are the closest to each other. And on a faraway alien planet, you learn to make fast friends with those closest to you in distance because it can get incredibly lonely. And so their friendship begins!

They'll visit each other's ranches from time to time and help each other out. Dealing with Mochi Miles & the Quicksilver slimes stresses Virgil out, so Remus helps with that. Remus has dangerous slimes, and while it's more his style and he has the energy for it, it can still get him hurt from time to time. Virgil doesn't mind helping him making sure the slimes are fed and keeping an eye on Remus' farms. They both help each other on adventures when traveling away from their ranches, they'll sometimes watch the other's ranch if one of them is going on a longer adventure, and they help each other with all the science stuff in the Laboratory.

After a long while of being close to one another, the occasional joint adventures, all that...well, they start realizing their feelings for each other aren't entirely platonic. But they're not romantic either.

Yep, it's time for: qpp Dukexiety!

They're not sure how to define they're feelings for each other, but 'love' is the wrong word. They care a lot about each other and are fond of each other. They joke around on adventures. They help with ranch chores. They sometimes the stay the night over at each other's ranches when it starts to get too dark and neither of them want to deal with the likelihood of Tarrs.

And they have no fucking clue how to tell each other.

They don't wanna ruin what good friendship they already have! So, neither of these dorks tell the other that they care about them in a different way than friendship. Of course, because I am cliché, it all gets confessed on a joint adventure. It's dark. They're miles away from either of their ranches. They're on their way back. They're running from feral slimes and Tarrs, and the adrenaline is coursing through them. Remus is trying to find one of the start teleporters that lay around the area they're in. Virgil is holding his hand as they run so they don't lose each other. Virgil's the one blasting Tarrs with his water tank attachment thing. A Tarr pops up and attacks Remus before he can react to it. It bites him but then Virgil IMMEDIATELY shoots it with water and it explodes into little Tart bits. Remus is stunned by Virgil saving him as Virgil pulls them quickly into a safer little cave to figure out where to go next to get back to a ranch.

And then Remus confesses that he's desperately attracted to Virgil in a queerplatonic way. Virgil dismisses as an effect of the adrenaline rush, and so Remus tells him they can talk about it when they get back and it'll be the same answer. They figure out that Virgil's ranch is closest so they finally find a fucking teleporter and go to Marcello Ranch.

Once at the Ranch, Virgil tends to Remus' Tarr bite so it doesn't get infected and they talk. Remus confesses again, like he said he would. He admits he's been feeling this way for a while but didn't wanna fuck up their friendship because Virgil's important to him and he's terrified of losing him. Virgil stares at him as he finishes bandaging Remus, and then hugs him tight. Remus hugs back. Virgil confesses he's felt the same (queerplatonic) towards him but didn't know how to articulate it and also doesn't want to lose Remus. They decide to enter a qpp partnership and figure it out together.

Somewhere down the road, they decide to combine their ranches and stuff. It becomes a chaotic home to many different slimes, a mess of green and purple everywhere, and they name it the Royal Storms Ranch. They pick a name that represents a piece of both of them: Royal for Remus' nickname "Dukey" and Storm for Virgil's affinity for thunderstorms.

And yadda yadda, happy ending, qpp Dukexiety wins!

This is so long, my bad, lol.

( @oatmeal-stans-the-trash-rat )

Aye welcome back Oatmeal :}D!!! This AU sounds S O fucking cool and cute oml P L E A S E!!! It's got QPP Dukexiety where they have a deep level of trust and care for one another and are more than willing to stick by each other's side to figure out what they're feeling, Fitting unique last names for the beloveds that make really cool ranch names, Super sweet moments like them visiting each other's ranches from time to time and helping each other out when they need it, Them adventuring and surviving together, Them combining their ranches and pretty much raising a slime army together are all such fucking D E L I C I O U S concepts and I L O V E it!!!

[marbleships]

Hello everyone! My name is Marcy/Moth

I recently remade my selfship blog, so I figured that this the perfect time to join in the promo hour!

I am 22 years old + use they/he pronouns

My romantic f/os are Reth from Palia and Mochi Miles from Slime Rancher!

My platonic f/os are Walter from The Muppets and Robot Flower from Battle for Dream Island!

I'd love to make some new selfship mutuals!

PROSHIP DNI

[godofvillains]

@mellifluousxmedic

“Goodness, you’re quite the jack of all trades, aren’t you? Next you’ll tell me you know how to split cells and fly a jet or something,” She laughed with good intentions… But, part of her was a bit concerned that he actually would know how to do those things. Her poor brain wouldn’t be able to handle that kind of information.

Mochi stopped her jovial racing when Tomura opened his portal and gave it a cursory sniff. She decided she was not a fan of that, going to hide away in Ash’s lap. “It’s a pretty old app that my brother, Eon, jailbroke? I don’t know, but it’s umm… Whisper? Yeah, yeah,” Ash unlocked her computer.

She had a Tokyo Mew Mew wallpaper with multiple games, from Stardew Valley to Slime Rancher and Slime Rancher 2. She tapped an icon in the lower corner that opened a dark chat window for the previously mentioned app. There was roughly four hundred users linked to the servers, and some of the names burned memories into her skull. “To get to the encrypted server you’ll.. You’ll have to add Eon’s account. It doesn’t matter if he accepts or not, it’ll get you in.”

"I know how to drive a motorcycle," he announces to her. "But no jet plane.... For some other random facts about me since we're on this topic that I bet you could never guess-- I play both violin and piano. I've been playing violin since I was a kid and took up piano once I could control my quirk." With how his quirk used to work, there was no off and on switch. If he touched something with all five fingers, it would decay. No options. Now after he had his upgrade, he had a little option to not decay something-- despite touching it with all five fingers.

"Whisper? I've never heard of it. I know of discord and that's what I usually use, but whisper is new." He boots up his laptop which starts up very fast. He looks at her desktop and spots Slime Rancher. "Oh.. I just beat that game, slime rancher. It's fun, a very cute game. Eri got it for my for my birthday. But I got it on the Switch. I'm waiting until it's out of beta to buy number two."

"Do I just download Whisper off the internet? Is there's certain place I need to get it? Sorry, I just don't want any viruses on my laptop.." He shifts the laptop to face her. His desktop had a picture of Eri and all his pets as the wallpaper. And it had various game shortcuts on it, but not a lot. There was a specific folder for game short cuts.

"Here, just download it yourself onto here. I trust you know what you're looking for and can do it."

[wiithstars]

I : THE LOVERS’ MASK

A TALE CALLED THE MOON’S ANGUISH THAT HAS CIRCULATED ANCHORAGE FOR THE PAST SEVERAL DECADES HAS PROMPTED SOME YOUNG LOVERS TO EXCHANGE MASKS AS A PROMISE OF DEVOTION. WHAT DESIGN WOULD MUSE THEORETICALLY THINK FITS THEM?

It would probably be covered in pastel colors with a busy design, representing her loud, yet positive, personality.

SOME MIGHT CONSIDER THEM LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE IF THEY KNEW ABOUT…

There is not much Annaki hides about her life; she is a very upfront person, possibly to a fault. Lying is a task that even if they attempted, they can be seen right through. It's possible that their childhood and the evils faced within it would make some people question if there was more to her, as it doesn't seem to match the way she interacts with the world as an adult.

WHAT WOULD BE THEIR OWN DEAL BREAKER IN A RELATIONSHIP? WOULD THEY DIE FOR LOVE OR KILL FOR MONEY?

When Annaki falls in love, they are all in, which makes it difficult to name a deal breaker, as it would probably be possible for someone to talk their way out of any. Annaki could never kill any being. There has often been times when she has to leave the room when an animal needs euthanasia because she can't handle the procedure. Considering the amount of romantic movies they watch, dying for love would be much more plausible.

THEY ONLY HAVE ENOUGH CHANGE FOR ONE CALL AT THE PHONEBOOTH, & SOMEONE WITH GLARING RED EYES & A SPATULA IS STANDING ACROSS THE STREET. WHO WILL THEY CALL?

Either Atticus out of pure fear, and he tends to be the person who they call when fear strikes, or Fallon because they would trust she would be the one person they know who could definitely beat up the stranger.

II : THE ZEIGEIST OF THE ‘90S

THEIR FAVORITE SLASHER FILM IS (IF APPLICABLE)…

Horror is probably Annaki's least favorite genre, so she has know opinion regarding that.

IN THEIR FREE TIME, THEY ENJOY GOING OUT AND…

Shopping! Or if she is trying to save money, just getting to take Mochi out for a walk is always an enjoyable way to get out of the house.

A FASHION FAD OF THE TIMES THEY ADORE THAT THEIR FRIENDS WOULD DESPISE IS…

Lots of lace, ruffles, and bows. Possibly to an extreme degree.

HOW OFTEN DO THEY ORDER DELIVERY FROM PEPPY’S PIZZERIA? HAVE THEY EVER SEEN THE WALLS OOZE GREEN SLIME IN THE PIZZERIA OR THE ANIMATRONICS MOVE ON THEIR OWN DURING THEIR TIME IN ANCHORAGE?

Annaki doesn't order delivery too often. If she's already at home, she's more likely to make something herself, even if it is just a frozen meal. However, she does regularly go to Peppy's to pick up a slice after working if she's feeling it. She once thought she saw an animatronic move out of the corner of her eye when a show wasn't going on, but she just assumed she was seeing incorrectly.

WHEN THEY BELIEVED IN CHRISTMAS, WERE THEY TOLD KRAMPUS WOULD PAY THEM A VISIT FOR BEING ON THE NAUGHTY LIST?

N/A

WHAT TALL TALE OR SUPERSTITION WERE THEY TOLD AS A CHILD THAT STILL GIVES THEM THE HEEBIE JEEBIES?

Annaki tends to believe in any superstition she's told as she tends to be pretty gullible. One that has always creeped her out is if you knock an empty chair, it can bring an evil spirit into your body.

III : THE CURSE OF THE SPIDER

ARE THERE FAMILY SECRETS OR SO-CALLED CURSES THAT HAUNT THEM? ONES THAT ARE KNOWN PUBLICLY OR FOLLOW THEM FIGURATIVELY?

The past is probably the only thing that Annaki would say is haunting their family.

WHICH OF THE SEVEN SINS WOULD CORRUPT THEIR MORALS?

Probably sloth. If it wasn't for her animals, she would probably spend a lot more days in bed.

THE WORLD REMAINS THE SAME FOR DECADES NOW. IS IGNORANCE BLISS? OR IS THERE THE SHAKY SENSE SOMETHING IS AMISS THAT CAN’T BE IGNORED?

Ignorance is bliss. Her family is safe as far as she knows and she isn't going to go around poking questions when that's all she really needs in life.

DREAMS ARE OFTEN INFLUENCED BY THE SUBCONSCIOUS & SOMETIMES DISTORTED. IN THEIR DEEPEST, DARKEST NIGHTMARES, HOW DO THEY VIEW THEMSELVES?

That she doesn't stand up even when she knows injustices are happening. She's weak. When they were kids, she never tried to stop the things that were happening, that were hurting her siblings. If she did, would they have been harmed less? There will never be any way to know because she never did. She always runs and hides. And most of the time, she always runs to Atticus. But there's that feeling, that worry, that he doesn't feel that same protection from her because when did she ever display it when it came to their parents? In her worst nightmares, her siblings hold resentment over her for being weak, for not doing more.

IV : THE CROOKED FRAME

WHAT IS THEIR DEATH WISH ? MIROIRS ONLY (BASTARDS GANG INCLUDED): THE PERFECT CRIME WAS CONSTRUCTED & SOMEONE ELSE TOOK THEIR PLACE. HOW DID THEY ORIGINALLY DIE?

If she could control it, she would go in her sleep, without even being conscious to experience it.

MUSE COULDN’T BE THE ONE BEHIND THE TUNNEL OF LOVE OUTAGE BECAUSE WHEN THE POWER WENT OUT, THEY WERE…

Picking out a romantic comedy to watch and pouring herself a glass of wine.

WHAT WOULD THEY CONSIDER THEIR CALLING CARD (I.E. WHAT SYMBOLS, PERSONAL MEMENTOS, ETC. DO THEY PERCEIVE AS REPRESENTATIVE OF THEMSELVES)?

The color pink. Most symbols related to dogs. Warm hugs.

THOSE WITH INTERMEDIATE TECHNICAL SKILLS HAVE USED CRACKS & VPNS TO IMPROVE THE INTERNET CONNECTION, BUT ANYTHING POST-DATING THE 1990S IS ONLY ACCESSIBLE THROUGH THE DARK WEB. HAS MUSE EVER ACCESSED THE DARK WEB? HAVE THEY USED IT FOR ANY NEFARIOUS MEANS OR TO PURCHASE SERVICES?

No, Annaki doesn't have the skills to access the dark web and hasn't really had any reason to, so it isn't exactly something she concerns herself with.

[voidcxltist]

I mean, i should be asleep —

Yea, I’m writting this at 4:25 a.m. Central Mexico Hour anddd; well since I’m bored and I’m really tired of not doing anything I’ll throw some nice facts abt my ocs and some head cannons of ranchers!

In fact Hunter his name is Huntar, but since they all keep calling them Hunter his name is Hunter

Tabitha [not Tabbytia, ok Kalia?] had a lot, A LOT of romantical problems, broke ups, and all those stuff, not only twice or three times, she had this througth almost hUNDRED OF TIMES,, yea hard for her? Not at all but the first time it was like “EUGHEFUHEHGYHM 😭” and the last time was more like “o- fine 🧍”

Hun, the honey slime of the blog, his full name is Hunny, but that name triggers him a lot since it was the last thing he heard from their parents

In fact, the Lucky Golden Largo has a name! And isn’t Goldy or Lucky, his name is Lavender

Tabitha and Hunter are brothers, Hunter and Hunny are really close friends because boyfriends they both don’t want to “formalize”, Hunny and Lavender don’t know each other but they have met, Lavender and Tabitha don’t know each other, Hunter and Lavender don’t know each other, and the Pink Slime knows everyone

Pink Slime is the only slime that doesn’t uses a “normal” name

Almost all the ranchers and Mochi Miles tried to capture Lavender because one of his plorts would almost make the owner rich with only some plorts, I’ll explain: If the newbucks of a golden plort are always around the 400, and the Lucky gives like 100 - 20, the max amount and the 400 would make 500, and the double if Mochi helps us and gives us a hand with the “Extra Mile of Mochi Miles” would give 1000, now considerating that could be the possibility of giving Lavender their favorite food it would give us 2000, and with the golden thing for giving the triple of the golden plorts and considering that this is a Golden slime it would make 6000 if given the favorite food and having this, yea a bible for only a thing, but yea, 6000 for only few plorts [6]

well, this is all for the slimes, head cannons I’ll add them later! ^^

Posted at: 4:53 a.m. Central Mexico Hour, MAN ONLY FOR THIS ALMOST A HOUR??

[raspberry-vinaigrette]

okay first of all i am absolutely obsessed with this doodle. literally gonna think of this whenever i kill tarrs now thank u for this. and TWO !! U MOTIVATED ME TO FINALLY DRAW AFOREMENTIONED CHARACTER! theres a lot of lore context and explanation i gotta give so it's all below the cut for anyone who does wanna read :)

ALRIGHT so. for slime rancher 1/2 lore that's mandatory to understand my concept for this character:

up until the labyrinth update to SR2 on december 12th, we didn't know the identity of the mystery person making the drone logs. we did know that they were very likely a human person, but at the start of viktor humphries' NPC dialogue that's story-related, he initially believes the person sending encoded messages to him is an artificial intelligence and he plays games with them. this belief is shattered when, while playing a game, he mentions needing to grab a cup of coffee and the "AI" replies "me too," then disconnects in a panic. this is important for where i started with this character.

in slime rancher 1, one of the major late-game things you can do is help viktor in his laboratory and test the slimeulation. basically, you find bugs in the lab in the form of glitch slimes and collect them, which you then submit as bug reports for various rewards, with the final reward being land space in viktor's lab at the end of the questline. your slimeulation exploits are cut short each time by the slimeulation breaking down and being overtaken by virtual tarr you need to escape, and then viktor needs to restart the slimeulation. once again: important.

bob is a slime rancher NPC who is basically a stack of intelligent (or at least sapient) slimes pretending to be human. in the aforementioned viktor slimeulation exploits, we find out that he's a colleague of viktor's. less important but still: remember this.

it's very hard for me to paraphrase all the hobson logs (slime rancher 1) and mystery logs (slime rancher 2) in a way that includes all the needed context for this oc so i'll just link em here. hobson logs are here, research drone logs are here. for the research drone logs, the "gg.log" column is for post-time travel, the "gg.archive" is for the person's first visit to the rainbow islands (aka pre-time travel) and is unlocked by a key that you can craft after being given it by mochi miles. theres a lot of logs but it's pretty much all important so feel free to read em on your own time if you've never played the games, reader

mochi miles lives at her manor and has a quicksilver slime ring where she hires beatrix at one point to get plorts from them that are then sold off to her. ogden has a similar thing where you go out into the wilds and harvest kookadooba fruits while avoiding the feral saber largos out there. mildly important at one point

with all the context out of the way, i present to you:

THE MYSTERY PERSON! i don't honestly think they have a proper name they go by given their circumstances -- if they know you're talking about them, they'll answer. i just call them "the ai" or "mystery person," generally, since that's what they were called in-game before the gigi identity reveal. for as quick of a rundown i can give of their lore without rehashing the canon stuff im pulling from:

it's mentioned in-game that ever since viktor started running his slimeulation, the laboratory he works in (which is underwater) has started to heat the slime sea a bit concerningly. remember that

with that aside, the ai was made for the slimeulation as a sort of "simulation rancher"! they lived in the slimeulation as a programmed-in artificial intelligence with no physical body and were effectively just made to be the average slime rancher in the far far range, nothing more. up until beatrix started helping out viktor ran tests with the ai. this is how, eventually, the ai began to learn about beatriz's legacy and skills, which started this sort of... parasocial attachment of the ai's to beatrix.

after the slimeulation started having tangible impacts, though, viktor elected to shut it down at least until he could figure out a more environmentally-friendly way of running it. he did NOT remember to shut down the AI programming built in, though. so this AI, who had become mildly aware of their own circumstances, FREAKS THE FUCK OUT.

trying to save itself, it looks for a way to keep itself alive when the program it's attached to is being slowly shut down bit by bit, and it finds something! there's an old robot vessel that isn't fully finished, but it was something bob was working on with viktor (...viktor was doing most of the work) as a way to potentially link up a slime's mind with a human body to see the effects. it was mostly just bob trying to get a better gig but shhh. doesn't matter. what does matter is that the AI was able to upload itself to the robot's established database and get a proper body!

...except it uh. has NO clue how to survive in the real world. or as a physical person, for that matter. they take a few minutes to grab some clothes lying around -- an old jacket of viktor's and a hat from bob, along with some gloves that promptly get torn when they try to force their claws through them, plus a slimepedia tablet off viktor's desk -- and in that time, beatrix shows up.

awkward.

the ai fucking books it out of the lab, avoiding the teleporter -- those didn't exist in the slimeulation and they're instinctively wary of it -- and instead trying to head out the doors. which are sealed for a reason. because, uh, the laboratory is underwater...

cue the lab getting a bit flooded before beatrix shuts the doors and the ai clawing themself out of the ocean and onto dry land. it is NOT fun. and once they ARE on land, they have no damn clue what to do with themself. all they know is what they've seen beatrix do and what existed in the slimeulation, which was a VERY compressed version of the real far, far range. so they end up sneaking onto beatrix's range and actually testing out some of the teleporters, which lands them at mochi's manor and ogden's range one after the other.

while both of them aren't exactly unwilling to work with an entity that insists it's "one of viktor's projects" -- not technically untrue -- due to its inexperience in being a person, the ai fails at both tasks it's assigned. it's too harsh with the slimes, or doesn't understand to bring back objects it's asked for, or doesn't know how to navigate, or... it just has no real place in the world. a bit forlorn, but moreso just bitter at the whole world, it ends up exploring across the far, far range in hopes of finding viktor... or a home. whichever comes first.

this leads to the ai finding the hobson notes scattered across the far, far range, and -- because the ai is already quite susceptible to parasocial relationships, needing somebody to idolize -- they quickly develop a strange attachment to the idea of hobsom that they've constructed in their head. across their journey, they try to find everything and anything they can about hobson, which leads to them finding about the identity of thora west while they explore the glass desert. in their isolation, while exploring the hot sands and avoiding meteor showers, they come to believe that hobson and thora are their true family. maybe if they just try hard enough, if they do what's impressive and just... they can find their way home. they just need to make that effort.

they need to finish the job.

they make it to the warp station that hobson didn't choose to take. they get it working, ignoring his poetic words about love and going home. they don't HAVE a home to go back to! this is the next best thing, they're certain, if they can just --

-- and they find themselves on the rainbow islands for the first time.

they go through all their journeys there, creating research drones in the underground fabricator nearby, left by explorers before them. they use them to make the conservatory, adding wind chimes on the dangling plant baskets and hoping that maybe, this can be like home. they feel like they're leaving home, departing from the far, far range, but... it's fine. this is what hobson would want. he'd be proud of them, they're certain! the notes they leave on the drones are unreliable, largely lies they've deluded themself into -- or, rather, hopes and dreams about what it'd be like to have a home and a family. again. weird parasocial shit

eventually, though... they start to miss the far, far range. and when they get to a large hole in the wall that reminds them a little bit of the old ruins of the glass desert? well, who are they to turn down a shot at going home, where everyone will surely cheer them on? without a second thought, they head into the grey labyrinth. it's distorted and weird, with the colors all amok and everything seeming so off, but... more than anything, it feels like the mess the slimeulation went through upon every break. it feels like the fires in the glass desert and the invisible hunter slimes and --

it feels like home.

it feels like home until the ai comes to the dark epicenter and looks it in the face. it looks like a warp portal, just a bit different to the one in the warp center at the glass desert. maybe this is their ticket back home! they'll go back, and everyone will be proud -- so, so proud, and --

and they wake up in the ranbow fields.

what they quickly find out is that it wasn't a warp portal. all the distortion in the grey labyrinth was the cause of space and time quite literally being distorted around the presence of a warp portal that was once intended to connect to the one in the glass desert. explorers of the far, far range once tried to connect the two worlds, and all they did was tear them further apart...

...and now, once again, the ai is alone. and scared. and lost. and they've ruined the world again. the rainbow islands are all screwed up due to yet another strange split in space and time, and yet... all the ai can think is that they want to get home. and if they can go back in time again -- why couldn't they do it even more? send themselves even further back! so maybe, if they just explore a little further, and if they can get that special rancher who seemed to know all the tricks of her trade...

they send out a letter to beatrix. when she arrives at the new conservatory, they watch her keenly while doing their own adventuring. and then, when they find she's in touch with viktor, they reach out themself. it's a chance. another shot at being part of a family, of being loved! they can prove they're interesting, that they've grown, they're so well educated, look, viktor --

they slip up. they panic and do what they've found they're good at -- running away. they're so sick of tripping over words and pretending they're a person! so all they can do is find hobson. he'll understand. he'll want them.

they just need to turn back the clock.

this is suuuper summarized theres a lot of stuff that links into the logs that i wanna explain further because i have thought so much about this but the explanation is long enough as it is so!!!!! heres the beast

i know you all didnt follow for slime rancher content btw but one day maybe ill post my dumb "what if the mystery person leaving the research drones in SR2 *was* an AI?" character. i know with gigi's confirmation it's no longer a canon theory and more of a wacky au / oc thing but i still really like it

[nonspeakingkiku]

Kiku feel like rambling about Slime Rancher, so warning spoilers for story in game.

Okay so part of Slime Rancher is fufilling requests for a group of other ranchers, Mochi Miles, Thora West, Ogden Ortiz, Bob, and another guy who Kiku's can't remember the name of right now.

Each one has a past and you learn about that past by helping them with requests (except Bob... Bob is literally a stack of pink slimes in a trench coat, and it not even like a good disguise because you can see one of them, and all he requests is chickens. How a stack of slimes can type (errr... talk... It like you video chat them Kiku thinks) Kiku doesn't know.)

Like Ogden used to be the owner of a food company that made cheap but not good meals and now he a farmer.

But what what made Kiku want to post about this is Mochi Miles. Mochi at first glance seems like a rich heartless bitch, and honestly she is. She has all this money and access to special slimes she profits from and her fathers buisness.

But the heartless rich bitch is an act. She is just a lonely rich girl who's father was probably always away, and you can see that from interacting with her throughout the game. She doesn't have any friends because of how she acts and she probably acts like that because that's how she was taught to act. She clearly wants a friend but doesn't understand how to make friends (She maybe autistic but Kiku not talking about that right now). She secludes herself and she is lonely but doesn't know how to not be alone.

Kiku's biggest point in all this is the NPCs aren't flat. They have so much life to them and you can see it. It part of why Slime Rancher such a good game. And all the NPC's have a background like this. They aren't one dimensional and flat. Although it probably help that Kiku's brain has asigned them voices. Thora sounds kinda like the leader of the Crimson Caravan in Fallout New Vegas.

And Kiku not sure who Mochi sound like but she have a voice to Kiku. Slime Rancher such a good game. Kiku usually not have cognitive function enough for posts like this because have migraines and processing issues and thinking getting a little hard now but Kiku infodumped a little at least 😅

[literallykenmaandshoyo]

Chuckle Sandwich as caregivers

cc!Chuckle Sandwich as caregivers! (separate)

Requested by: N/A

Proofread: No

Music: Hungry Six-Pack by Beelzebub (VA: Kyohei Yaguchi)

Warnings: None!

Author's note: I love these boys so much! They deserve the world! This is also a bit short sorry (also quick update, I'm making an anon list so if you like my work and wanna request a bunch of stuff, just pick your anon name and request!)

-Mod Kenma

Very chill caregiver

He lets you do your own thing for the most part (he watches obviously)

He's wrapped around your little finger

You run around with Jambo a lot and play with him

Schlatt takes photos of you on his disposable camera and puts them in a photo album full of small you

You try to take photos but they usually come out blurry but it's the thought that counts

You follow him around a lot and tend to carry Jambo around with you

He loves when you pick out clothes to match him (whether it is matching color sweaters or a full-on same outfit)

He prefers to call you kiddo, kid, and bubs

He's the type of caregiver who preps snacks so whenever you want something, it's already made so you don't wait

You steal his sweaters all the time

You try your best to match with Jambo as well

You have a couple of sweaters that match his though so that counts for something

Strict caregiver

He's not strict in the sense of you can't do stuff

Strict in the sense of protective and wanting to make sure you're okay

Teddy really wants to make sure you're his happy little baby

He makes funny tiktoks with you (mostly reactions and dancing)

He memorizes all of your favorite things

Carries you everywhere

Spoils the heck out of you (even when you're big he likes to spoil you)

TONS of adventures. Going out around LA to find something fun to do

Theme parks. ALL of the theme parks

He can read you like a book. Whenever you're upset, he knows how to make you feel better

He puts your drawings on the fridge and labels them for you

Gets you a bunch of art supplies because he loves your art passion when you're small

He dresses like a dad and it makes you giggle and feel smaller

Try on his glasses and make silly faces

Energetic caregiver

Colors and draws with you

You two will work on a piece together and it turns out great

He gets you all sorts of cool puzzles and crafts to do with you

Remember that one video where Charlie does the crystal excavation? You two do that all the time (but messier)

DnD dice makes a good rattle when Charlie isn't paying attention

Charlie is the hardest to get mad

You two bake and create a ton of treats!

Charlie likes to make you healthy snacks but sometimes it's hard to make something cute when he sees you take a giant bite out of a veggie, inspired by his bits on Chuckle Sandwich

You play with Mochi and put her in the front pocket of your overalls

Cuddles with Mochi and Charlie while watching cartoons and dancing during the theme songs

Butterly kisses <3

Charlie definitely peppers your face in kisses to cheer you up

Will sing Disney songs with you

Matching friendship bracelets that you two made!

Charlie makes you slime so you can play with it

If you try to eat it, he'll make sure to make crunchy slime and not just normal slime so you don't put it in your mouth

[mumboyumbo]

GRIAN as MOCHI MILES - (Slime Rancher AU) 

biography and slime design below!

Grian lives alone in a Manor nearby Nimble Valley. He owns his own company in Nimble Valley, the home to the Pesky Slimes. These slimes are fast and have wings of their own with red, blue and yellow colorations. They have an official name, yeah, but Grian, as the only Rancher in the Far, Far Range that works with these slimes, (as they’re only native to Nimble Valley) has managed to spread the nickname around to the others living around. 

He harvests the energy produced by these slimes in the form of their Plorts. He works with off-world Iskall, a very skilled mechanic, under the company name Sahara. When one Mumbo Jumbo moves to thr Far, Far Range, Grian occasionally hires him to help run the workings in Nimble Valley in exchange for Ranch upgrades and insights into the Plort Market. Not much is known about the people who buy the Pesky Plorts, and Grian on multiple occasions has stated, “Iskall said they aren’t very useful. They’re pretty, but haven’t got much else going for them.”

Grian’s vacpack is made to look like the same wings that the Pesky Slimes have, as he’s taken quite a liking to the slimes. These slimes chirp and sing and stay in groups. 

[littlespaceanddid]

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟMy Agere Profile

⚝ Name: Wilbur

⚝ Nickname: Angel

⚝ Age: 15

⚝ Pronouns: He/They + Neos

⚝ Gender: Polygender (Demi-boy, Brightgender, Weirdcoric)

⚝ Sexuality: Panromantic Asexual, Polyamorous but fine with a monogamous relationship

⚝ Relationship Status: Taken

⚝ Location: USA

⚝ Little Name: Mochi

⚝ Little Age: 0-6

⚝ Follower Count: 50

⚝ Favorite Color: Purple & Blue

⚝ Favorite Stuffie: A brown squishy platypus named Perry

⚝ Favorite Activities: Napping, Watching TV, Coloring, Playing with toys

⚝ 3 Favorite Shows: Bluey, Sofia The First, My Little Pony

⚝ 3 Favorite Movies: Zootopia, HTTYD, The Mitchells VS Machines

⚝ 3 Favorite Books: Greek Myths for Kids, Any Fairytale, Garfield Books

⚝ 3 Favorite Apps: Dragonvale, Toca World, Super Slime Simulator

⚝ 3 Favorite Video Games: Cookie Run: Kingdom, Minecraft, Sims 4

⚝ Favorite Little Gear: My Paci, My sippy cup, my red blanket

⚝ Favorite Drink: Tea, Smoothies, Sprite

⚝ Favorite Snack: Baby puffs, Yogurt Melts

⚝ One Year Goal: To be happy and not relapse

[boycritter]

hermitcraft slime rancher au bc fuck you /lh they’re my hyperfixations and i get to choose how to put them together 

they’re all ranchers in this au!! also any groups i mention all share a farm!! and they all interact + frequently trade resources :D

Team ZIT (zedaph/tango tek/impulsesv): the zanch

-most of their ranch is boom slimes/boom largos

-tangos favorite is the boom dervish, impulses is the quantum boom, and zedaph’s is the boom tabby

-they also have a corral of rad phosphors!! 

-’because they look funky’

-zed has somehow managed to completely subvert a drill to go upwards and it still works???

nHo (bdoubleo/docm77/ethoslab/vintagebeef): new slime order ranch

-tangle slimes are banned from their ranch 

-boom slimes!! boom slimes their beloveds!! boom slimes are a common favorite among the hermits :]

-doc has a pet rad slime named ‘little doccy’

-they have a bunch of different drones doing things. automation 10/10

-all of the corrals have music boxes on them bc etho insists

convex/concorp (cubfan135/gtwscar): slimecorp ranch

-have a bunch of tangle mosaic largos (bc their plorts sell for the most on the plort market, besides gold plorts ofc) and they’re capitalists (affectionate)

-have a gold slime on a #1 slime stage

-they have a way to get every single plort

-second richest of all the ranches

-very good friends w/ mochi

ijevin: iRanch

-likes puddle slimes bc they look like him

-has been ranched accidentally on more than one occasion

-he rates it a 2/10 experience

falsesymmetry: supremacy ranch

-likes the honey slimes bc yellow

-hates rad slimes

-doc once brought little doccy to her ranch and she almost punted him (she didnt tho and little doccy is okay)

architechs (iskall/grian/mumbo jumbo): archi-ranch

-f i r e s l i m e (fire slime)

-b o o m s l i m e (boom slime)

-mumbo likes the pink slimes a lot

hypno: pp ranch

-really likes the hunter slimes bc they have matching bandanas

-a bunch of coops as well

joe/cleo: joe-rassic ranch (joe’s name) zoo ranch (cleo’s name)

-technically only cleo’s ranch, joe has just invited himself to live there

-spends most of his time in the overgrowth, where he keeps his tabby/pink largos

-yes he has like 4 corrals of them

-one of them is a mosaic tabby. he frequently switches which corral its in because he enjoys being a nuisance

-cleo likes the dervish slimes

-converted ogden’s retreat into a giant garden

keralis: 

-richest of all the ranches

-he really likes honey slimes bc they’re literal sweet faces

-favorite largo is the honey tabby or mosaic dervish

-once bought a pink plort off of grian for 500 newbucks

-also great friends with mochi

xbcrafted: three slime hole ranch

-loves going out and collecting slimes, only brings home a bit bc he loves it so much

-likes the hunter and saber slimes a lot

rendog: the ren-ch

-tabby slimes!! so many tabby slimes!!!

-he has a lot of boom tabbys

-also has a little tabby pet named pamela

-he has a lot of fruit trees, his favorite one is the phase lemon or cuberry

stressmonster: gg ranch

-lots of tangle slimes and pink slimes :D

-for some reason the odd onion is her favorite vegetable

tfc: fallout ranch

 -rock slimes his beloved <3

-he has a little one that follows him around

-his favorite place is the indigo quarry

welsknight: the repentance ranch

-he likes mosaic slimes a lot

-99% of the time he’s at ogdens looking for kookadobas

xisuma: void ranch

-loves the drones sm

-his ranch is pretty much fully automated and he spends most of his time in the lab or at viktor’s workshop

-favorite slimes are the quantums

-he and BOb are very good friends :]

[musubiki]

Can we see a time when lime and mochi make each other laugh themselves sick?

waah i’ll draw it someday, but heres a few noteable times!!

- whats known as “the incident with the monk seal and the shampoo bottle.” no one knows what happened. lime refuses to talk about it, and mochi promised she would never say anything to anyone, but suffice to say it happened when they were younger, and its embarrassing enough for lime that mochi is STILL able to hold it over his head. every time mochi brings it up, she laughs about it while lime stands there red in the face. whenever she REALLY needs something, she brings it up (by name only) and he cuts her off with “OKAY OKAY SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP ILL DO IT GOD DAMN IT!!!!” meanwhile coco and oscar are CLAMMERING for someone to tell them what happened. they (and we) never find out the details of the event, except that it was embarrassing for lime, and hilarious for mochi

- they actually laugh at each other a LOT. i think ive drawn a couple times where one of them is being dumb and/or embarrassing and the other is just WHEEZING SO BAD THEY CANT SPEAK!!!!!! heres one, and heres another

- another time is post-timeskip as soon as mochi comes back. maybe after the cat-ears incident? lime has a moment where he goes “come on we’re going out to dinner,” grabs her hand and starts pulling her out the door because he missed her a lot and just wants to spend some alone time with her. they go to this seafood food truck by the beach (a place the used to go a lot before she left) and just talk and talk for hours about nothing in particular. at some point lime is telling her some stupid story about coco or oscar while she was gone and theyre laughing so hard that lime accidentally snorts a noodle, and it DISGUSTINGLY comes out of his NOSE. and hes coughing, pulling it out like some alien slime with mochi going “EEWWW” through her giggling, and when its out he jokingly fake-throws it at her and they're making so much noise that the owner (despite having known them their whole lives), kicks them out of the vicinity for disturbing the other customers LOL