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ROSÉ | 3am live performance
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wow! that was a fun accidental 2 hour session of video's game. now to go to the kitchen to check on my pet Pot Of Boiling Water...
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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griddlehark has the perfect kind of matching neuroses for each other specifically because harrow will be like "shut the fuck up" and gideon will interpret that as "attracting her wrath is the most reliable way to ensure her attention and therefore my continued sense of self", wheras gideon will be like "die bitch" and harrow will interpret that as "if god wills it she will follow through, if not i must simply try harder"
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might delete tiktok now that I know how it is without the americans and i'm mourning that
#tiktok#it was so peaceful for like a couple hours#now i know that most of the annoying stuff was them i'm bored of them#i see their stupid ass takes and i'm like yeah... that's enough for today...#random
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instagram just recommended me JD Vance to follow (???) and when i went on his account to block him it said my friends were following him, but they're not.
Is instagram now just straight up lying about who follows these politicians? to try to get you to follow them??
#same with the potus account for trump#politics#i'm not even american bro#it said one of my ultra queer GERMAN friends was following them#i really don't think so instagram??#anyway FUCK meta
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I'm about to lose my housing. I don't have a plan B.
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I recently looked up the craziest riverdale storylines for shits n giggles with my coworkers and... what do you mean jughead was abducted by 'aliens' and the 4 mains got into a polycule then all split up and never spoke to each other again. what do you mean
#i mean this isn't even talking about one of the characters trying to stop the mlk assassination#or the haunted doll storyline#or the superpowers after being sent into an alternate dimension#or the last antagonist being a pilgrim who made a deal with the devil#i only watched until midway through season 3..#riverdale
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How ppl in the Locked Tomb think about their love situation with Harrow.
Ianthe: Oooooh, I am stuck in a love triangle, but I'm pretty sure I can beat Gonad easily, and Harrow will be mine.
Gideon: News flash bitch! Harrow doesn't love either of us. She's in love with a frozen corpse.
Harrow: My beloved Gideon is dead, just like the lovely lady in the Locked Tomb. Also my coworker is acting very weird for some reason.
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is there any reason american rubbers are pink or are they just a little gayer than the rest of us
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