they/them, don't look at my tags they're embarrassing. Ask me about animals
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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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What are cavs if not little rats pulling hair? Ratatouille AU when?
#ASJKHDKJAHDKJHWKD OBSESSED#tiny little gideon gives me life#incredible i will be spinning this around in my head for the next week#tlt
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“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?
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Nona the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir (2022, Tor Books)
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Someone getting lectured
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I really liked Our Martyred Lady-
#THIS IS INCREDIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool#metal as fuck brother hell yeah#boob
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I.... I don't know why I made this comic.
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Wallace’s Flying Frogs (Rhacophorus nigropalmatus), family Rhacophoridae, found in SE Asia
The species can use their extensive toe webbing to glide or parachute from trees, in their dense forest habitat.
photographs by Virescence and Rushenb
#what the FUCKKKKKK#i am OBSESSED#this is incredible#what an animal#gliding by fucking throwing it back
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sorry i know naberius is the stupid ken doll your aunt got you for your bithday and he got thrown aside for the more exciting and fun interesting barbies i know he doesnt matter but i like him okay. god help me i like him. im taking him from the bottom of the toy box and brushing his stupid plastic hair and cleaning his face and then im biting his nose off bc ken doll noses are very nice to chew on and then im giving him to my dog to play with. and if not allowed to well then im putting him in a jar and conducting psychological experiments on him that would get me locked up for malpractice and forbidden from working in healthcare ever again. thats the way i like him. do you understand. i need to put him on a shelf and i need to run him over w a car
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They’re so Orpheus and Eurydice. But like. If Eurydice went willingly down so Orpheus could live, and Orpheus gouged out his eyes so he wouldn’t fail.
Partially inspired by this post and, you know, everything i love being orpheus and eurydice in some way
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best part of the locked tomb is if it was ANY other story naberius would be the number one guy. he’s a prince and somehow also a bodyguard and he’s a gifted fighter and devoted to the princesses and he has swoopy hair and dreamy eyes and no one gives a shit, because they’re all married/gay/focused on the actual plot. naberius is the lost love interest from a shitty ya fantasy novel that culminates in a love triangle between him, corona, and silas. this man is harry styles in a room full of lesbians
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Fuck it. Locked tombs your miku

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