#he loves his little brother in law

[akumanoken]

Akira adores being sweet to Souji and knowing that Ayato will get mad because spoiling Souji is his job....

This is true in every friggin verse, even the teen verse, with baby Akira planning on marrying Souji if Aya doesn't

[alumirp]

luffy gets a girlfriend

He is blissfully unaware of this fact, however. He meets Torao at work, he's a firefighter and she's a doctor. She stitched up a cut on his arm and he gets hungry, spontaneously invites her to eat and she accepts, probably hungry too (or totally thinking that the cute guy with the stupid smile is asking her out).

They go out several times after that, usually with Luffy showing up at the hospital randomly, either injured or bringing in a patient, or simply to bother Torao because he was bored.

Luffy gets a new (girl) friend.

They're weird friends, though, because one day Torao just leaned in and kissed him. On the lips! And he liked it for some reason, so they kissed countless more times.

And sometimes things get too hot when they kiss and one thing leads to another and- well, they had sex. Several times. Which is weird, because Luffy definitely has no desire to kiss, much less have sex, with his other friends. But it works, so he just classifies them as weird friends.

He's pretty sure they're NOT lovers, because neither he nor Torao made fancy proposals, with roses, candles, fancy dinner and fancy rings, like Sanji and most TV shows tell, so, definitely weird friends.

And its okay, he likes being weird friends with Torao :D

(They're totally dating and no one believes Luffy when he says they're just friends. Because he shares his meat with Law, he actually, like, listens to her opinion instead of just doing what he wants, he takes her side in arguments no matter how obviously wrong she is, he fights with Ace, physically, when his brother says Law should get out of Luffy's life.They are totally dating, Luffy has a girlfriend, it doesn't matter that he doesn't know it.)

((law is just happy to be here, even if her boyfriend is a little slow))

[covertblizzard]

jaykyle au where they're theatre kids in the same school but they're not the actors jason's the scriptwriter/director and kyle is the prop manager (i don't know the official terms sorry) and they'd probably do an amazing job on the backstage setting if they could stop arguing for 5 whole seconds about their artistic visions and ideas and how "this would obviously work better this way"

[kayvsworld]

mcu is guilty of many crimes but the worst is of course that they don't understand that my #1 priority is the little robots. where are U and Dum-E. where is redwing. why did you hurt redwing. gun emoji i just want to talk

[thesummerstorms]

Athena tells R'as Al-Ghul: "With the exception of whatever anger my Lord Uncle might have at your perversion of His domain, you have given Us no reason to care for your existence."

She looks coldly from him to Talia before letting her gaze linger briefly on where her daughter stands with her mortal half-brother, both of them with weapons drawn. Then her attention is fully on R'as again, eyes bright, Athena Glaukopis, face as still and cool as carved marble.

"You have been beneath Our notice. You should endeavor to stay there."

[jin-zixun]

actually xiyao is tolerable if it's a minji au. not because I'd want su she out of the way but because I think having su she as a brother in law would fix lan xichen.

like seriously. lan wangji already thinks supporting your war criminal husband is the best thing to do even if he is actively killing hundreds of people, he just doesn't like jgy for petty reasons. but su she fucking loves jgy, he thinks it would be intolerable for lxc *not* to support his war criminal husband, in fact the lan sect should be doing way more to help him? maybe he wouldn't even have to be a war criminal? come on this place needs soooo many reforms now and it's too late to go back to ignoring minshan once you've let him become lan-er-furen

like every day at dinner lxc is like "do you guys think I am too naive in seeing how perfect a-yao is?" and su she says "actually he's more perfect." and lan wangji says nothing because he's the type to defer to whatever his partner says.

someone brings up jgy torturing people or killing his superior officer and su she's just like "deserved. should have killed more people tbh" and lan xichen is impressionable so he's just thinking 'oh yeah guess that sounds about right. wow! actually a-yao is soooo much *more* amazing! showing such restraint in not killing more people! what a good person ❤️' and lan wangji truly does not care about that so he still says nothing.

[setsunasknife]

In a non-massacre AU, Itachi would constantly catch Sasuke and Sakura in compromising positions. And Itachi ain’t no snitch so he doesn’t tell their parents but gives Sasuke a very DETAILED talk to avoid any little Uchiha’s too soon.

In your opinion, do you think it works? My opinion will be in the tags 👀

[baby-xemnas]

Bepo :“brother meet my boyfriend!”

Zepo: *staring at the sack of spite and skin that makes up Law* “I’d say you could do worse but, this just may be worse.”

Zepo would approve but very begrudgingly. (Him and Law do not get along, like the cattiest in-laws imaginable) idk I think it would be funny.

YEP

hes really really not impressed... as a pirate he is worldly enough to be okay with humans but at the same time? choosing one as a lifelong partner? and its not even a woman????? (dont tell him what bepo's role is...altho he would probably guess if he thought about it too hard. but zepo wouldnt because why the FUck would he wonder how it goes between them)

zepo: damn i was hoping that you'll cover for the settle down find a good bear girl and make some cubs for mom to be happy while i go off adventuring and do none of this shit BUT YOU WENT AND DID THE SAME DAMN THING AS ME

its very funny to think about because inside bepo are 2 wolves one is valuing zepo's opinion and the other is BEING SO PROUD THAT HIS CAPTAIN CHOSE HIM AND FEELING THAT ITS WAY MORE FIT FOR THE CAPTAIN TO BE ASHAMED OF HIM AND NEVER THE OTHER WAY AROUND - those expectations crash against the wall of zepo's judgement and trad values...he wouldnt expect his goofy little brother to pull this shit and yet there they are. human. seriously...

tbh law being the captain at least gains him some points (law voice: jee thanks) at least if its a human its not a nobody its the most important human on the crew

also thinking more - law and zepo are not types to pretend to get along and be friendlier than need to be (cuz 1- it just not in either of their natures 2-bepo would call them out too quickly) but they are not antagonistic either. zepo didnt have much expectations towards bepo he wont lie and law always has a hard time to be mad about petty things when bepo is all over him

[reinabeestudio]

YOMIEL IF YOU MAKE HIM YK WHO SING CANTARELLA I'M CHASING YOU DOWN FOR SPORT‼️ you won't be safe I'll make you drink from the nero coffee ‼️‼️

Pero no le di importancia moment

[tang3r1n]

okay i’m being a lil hyper today and i CANNOT get the idea of an island empress reader having Luffy wrapped around her finger, plus the island itself UGH i’ve already though of it all guys. pls encourage me to talk more cause i have a 4 page goodbye doc for this fucking reader.

kay so basically my entire thought is empress reader on a very distant yet powerful island, like she’s friends with everyone and her island has a neutrality agreement bc of this, meaning marines and pirates have to be chill and natural around each other or smth

anyways- some day the Strawhats are just sailing around when Nami starts freaking tf out abt ‘THIS FUCKING ISLAND I FUCKING FOUND HER YES FUCK’ and literally screaming to find their big ass transponder snail meanwhile everyone else is just shocked she’s genuinely tweaking

come to find out Nami n her family (might be agaisnt cannon but fuck off) we’re regulars of reader’s island back when they were both lil girls and they bonded so hard that they still write each other and Nami has slowly been nudging the crew to get closer n closer to her island just so she can geek out with her childhood bestie

so they all are like ‘lmao okay that’s chill’ and park it and Nami just takes off. i’m talkin they turn around and she’s bolting toward the massive ass golden castle or smth, and they just kinda chill while the islanders greet them and start slowly (normally) taking them to the castle. they’re like weirdly neutral abt Nami screaming like a banshee, mainly cause the older islanders remember her and know it’s a lot for her

so they literally barely make it to the first step of the entrance before two shrill screams ring out and Nami comes out dragging this gorgeous, young ass empress out, covered head to toe in jewels and charms, even her hair is filled with crystals tied to her braids and spirals of gold and silver are strategically placed everywhere. she’s got obviously tribal tattoos and symbols decorating her entire body, her thick form’s dressed in the more beautiful silk robes and she’s got the brightest smile as she openly sobs int Nami’s arms

and Luffy, for the first time in his life, is completely shellshocked from her, just like ‘:0’ and STARING at the empress while she tries to compose herself

Obviously she’s aware of who they are, shooting them all pleasantries and looking down at Luffy (mf is like 5’6 im sorry i’m 5’11 I LOVE SHORT LUFFYSS KAKDKSKQ) and giving him just the sweetest smile and soft lil ‘hello Captain’ and oh god he’s literally shaking his hands are sweaty what-

then Usopp’s just like ‘HAH srry he’s never seen such a pretty lady before’ and they’re all giggling at his absolutely stary-eyed face as he’s just dead silent, heart racing in front of this goddess.

[wildpiercy-art]

Started relistening to the early episodes. Forgot how fun the show was, honestly.

[meteortrails]

something important to understanding the lan brothers, I think, is the fact that from as early as either of them can remember xichen has held himself responsible for interpreting between the rest of the world and his little brother. like literally from kindergarten age onward, they have built an unspoken understanding strong enough it comes across as near telepathic, and they both rely on this to help wangji navigate the expectations placed on them and the minefield of interactions outside their family. there’s no world where xichen wouldn’t bend over backwards for his baby brother, where he doesn’t worry about him and do his best to take care of him, bc from childhood that’s been his job! that was his responsibility!! someone had to worry about his brother’s social and emotional wellbeing and he was the only one stepping up to the plate!!!

and like, in a lot of ways this is the root from which so many things about their relationship come from - xichen’s fierce protectiveness specifically over his brother’s feelings and happiness, their shared reticence and struggle to actually with words discuss what they’re going through (they’ve never needed words before, why would they need them now?), even xichen’s tendency to meddle in his loved ones lives (big brother always knew best before, surely he does now!). like idk i just think that in mdzs the sibling relationships are so important and fundamental to understanding who the characters are, so to talk about xichen or wangji you’ll always in some sense be talking about who they are to each other bc it’s such a base part of who they are now.

[the-acid-pear]

Need to finish my Dave design so I can draw him with Mori

[jackdaw-and-hattrick]

Danny meets Bernard and is just like... “Holy crap someone cloned Wes???” So, like any chaotic good gremlin, immediately decides to mess with him.

[hauntingblue]

YAMATO NEW NAKAMA PLEASE 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️LUFFY PLEASE!!!!

[thedreadvampy]

hmm cool apparently my Very Normal Not Infowars Brainpoisoned Father has been on about how queer people doing drag is, of course, The Agenda (straight people doing drag isn't)

as my brother said, "...I don't know why I didn't think dad would be down that particular rabbit hole"

He has fallen down just like. every conspiracy hole from The Titanic Never Sank to The Jews Took Down Corbyn to Climate Change Was Made Up To Attack Our Way Of Life to Brassicas Are Maliciously Attacking You With Gout Crystals (that one was very weird) since he had a traumatic breakdown about 20 years ago. he loves a bit of Jordan Peterson a bit of Alex Jones

but it is a surprise tbh bc like. he's got 3 queer kids, 2 of whom are trans, and he's been a bit curmudgeonly about it and probably there's stuff I've not noticed as the Token Cis Sibling but like. he's never come across overtly homophobic or transphobic.

on the other hand he was always a staunch atheist but the last decade he's told me a lot about how Important it is to Preserve Christian Morality. he was a leftist and now he's a UKIPper. he was a big believer in racial and cultural equity and now uhhhhhhh Protocols of the Elders of Zion started coming up as a trusted source like 10 years ago. he always believed we shouldn't be held back because of our genders but now he thinks women entering the workforce was a mistake. he's a fucking data engineer and he told me I was overthinking it for pointing out glaring holes in the 'data analysis' of a conspiracy video he was showing me. so you know. idk why I thought transphobia/homophobia was a frontier he wouldn't be prevailed upon to cross when he's already thrown out every other belief he ever held.