#but hey. he has a tail.

[the-acid-pear]

Need to finish my Dave design so I can draw him with Mori

[0vergrowngraveyard]

Well now I gotta know how Sonic does during Forces when he’s got a baby bro back home waiting for him. (I also need to ask if Baby Tails was there when Sonic was defeated or if he was spared witnessing his big bro get his butt whooped.)

oh y’know

i would’ve made this angsty but decided to be nice instead

anyway no tails was not there when sonic was defeated. amy was babysitting him

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 199

“Where the fuck are my legs?” 

Danny wasn’t happy. It wasn’t funny! Usually he just had a ghost tail when flying really fast, like super speed, not all the time! It’s not funny Clockwork, you’re used to having a tail, he isn’t! 

What do you mean it’s permanent?! He needs his legs! Clockwork!! He wouldn’t have agreed to the adoption if he knew he’d lose his legs! 

…Okay, that was a lie, Clockwork was a great parent who encouraged his chaos and enjoyed screwing over assholes like the Observants. But still! He looks like some sort of snake person now! No he doesn’t want a nap, he’s not a baby! 

Clockwork, why are you being quiet? He’s not a baby! He’s not a baby, right? What do you mean all ghosts are babies until they’re a hundred years dead!? But he’s a halfa- what do you mean it takes longer for Ancients?! 

No he doesn’t want that nap, he’s having a midlife crisis here several years too early! 

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Something something a genius until he's taken out of his element

(Also tw. Animal death, there's like, a canine half decomposed corpse)

[skruttet]

Tove's Notes on Sniff

Voice: unprovoked giggles and cow-like mooing intended to express either appreciation or contempt. When frightened, his voice can be shrill.

Unfortunately there is nothing particularly attractive about Sniff's personality, but it will probably improve with time. So far his greatest interest is himself, though he also loves possessing objects. He can easily develop both fear and affection. I would say he is somewhere in his teens.

[ratatatastic]

"Aaron, when you almost fell on the ice with the Stanley Cup—" "Oh, Jesus..." "It's s—o stupid..." "—I mean. Yo, and it would've been okay, man! Like, you know what? You'd be like, 'Oh! He's one of us!' you know? Did you catch yourself? Did you feel yourself slipping a little bit? I think it's kind-of heavy, right?" "My theory is: that I stepped on, like—one of those confettis, maybe? That fall from the sky. That's my theory. 'Cuz it was just a little slide then I turn and I was fine. Did you see Barky almost fell on the TV camera cord as well? Did you see that?" "Oh, shit." "Yeah, there's so much stuff on the ice..." "It was right after he took it from Gary [Bettman] and he put it up and he—Well, I mean he didn't fall. He didn't come anywhere close to falling 'cuz he's Jesus on the ice... on those edges he's incredible..."

The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)

nothing delights me more than ekky getting ribbed for being clumsy and instead of just taking it he has to drag sasha down with him XD like oh? i almost fell WELL DID YOU SEE BARKY—girl PIPE DOWN THIS IS ABOUT YOU BABY. BARKY AINT GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH THIS.

every angle (x)(x) of the almost ekky spill is so funny man and i love to embarrass this man SO FOR THE FOLKS AT HOME ROLL THE CLIP

i think its soooo funny when he says my theory is the confetti sabotaged me 🤓👌 because if you look at the footage

GIRL WHERE. just admit your ankle got weirdly bendy and screeched in after a hard game it happens to the best of us man

also him throwing sasha under the bus especially because i was like huh? sasha almost tripped over a cord? i definitely wouldve noticed that TRUST ME so i looked at the footage to see what he was talking about....

"did you see barky almost fell on the tv camera cord?" (x)

"did you see that?" yeah. did you. did you see the way he didnt not even move at all when he went past it yeah YEAH (x)

me when i lie and want an excuse to not be the only guy thrown under the bus so i bring up a completely nonconsequential annecdote so i can change the narrative of being the only clumsy guy on the ice despite the fact i very much am, and other such things

"hes jesus on the ice" and other normal things to say about your captain while you smile sweetly and reminisce upon him and his amazing skating abilities

[purplebehittindifferent]

HAVE I TALKED TO YALL ABOUT MY WHALE SHARK OBSESSION YET?!??

[timeclipsed]

direct continuation from @sorrowfulsidekick's post

— ;; STERTOROUS SNIFFLES PROCEED RINGING FROM above the glass door out front; the third night the process of Kit returning dejectedly without his older brother in tow had occurred. Chaos had provided as much care to the child as possible, persisting the fits and screaming meltdowns of only wanting Chronos back. Robotnik had grown accustomed to the ataxia, although the exasperation had never quite settled.

...Peculiar. Even after their most tumultuous fights, the boy had always returned after one night at most. Two had seemed odd, but nothing to raise any eyebrows at. Three, however... considering the algid weather on top of the far more colossal city compared to ones prior they'd settled their roots into, the consolidation of factors add up plain as day to something harrowing.

This could prove troubling for his plans. Ones he'd spent decades researching, comprehending, perfecting. If his body becomes erroneously damaged, or worse, all the progress achieved to this point will have been for naught.

Fine.

Audibly letting out a grunt as he hefts himself onto two feet, ensuring to swipe a particular piece of tech on his way out, Robotnik makes for the rack gangling next to the front doors to pull on his winter gear, starting out into the snowfall without a word to the aberrant child nor the frenetic robot attempting to soothe his sobs.

— ;; FULGERATING, CHROMATIC PIXELS PERVADE THE screen as it roars to life, painting a rather intricate picture. Fleeting dots, a primitive triage, the hues of red and yellow overlapping. Himself, and the shop. Orange creates a considerable distance between the other two; Chronos, namely the tracker buried deep within a fluffy ear, is a couple dozen miles away. Had he really made the trek on foot? Robotnik would be impressed, were Maria's vessel not in danger from it.

Ultimately deciding to pilot the Drillster (albeit an unfinished clone with the acute bit removed for the time being), Robotnik starts off into the pearly whiteness of the evening, caustic winds whipping past his unprotected head. Given the time of year, with the holidays not even close to winding down, most are tucked away inside, providing gim with the tranquility and freedom of the streets necessary to reach his target swiftly.

Plowing past towering trees, through the brushes of nature and unseen paths dusted over by a sugary layer of snow. Climbing further into the copse, the tracker ululates vociferously up until the point where it's screaming, indicating his sought-after individual is feet away. Hopping out, the apparatus held out in front, the Doctor allows himself to be guided towards a snowbank beneath a nearby tree.

Just great.

— ;; CROUCHING, VARNISHING THE PILEUP, THE incapacitated fox is lifted into both arms, and the Doctor feels an instant chill run down his back at how cold his body has become. Thankfully, still breathing; having a fur coat decidedly saved his life. Limply, he clutches a small mechanical orb, buried within his jacket as if trying to warm its chrome hull on top of his own body. Stupidly empathetic of him.

Carrying Chronos back to the vehicle, he wraps the boy up in a spare jacket to preserve the little amount of body heat he still has, splaying him out on the backseat. All gestures that had effectively prevented his untimely passing, and yet, ones that mean absolutely nothing to Robotnik. The only thing on his mind as he makes the drive back is how this will potentially affect Maria's second chance at a life.

Re-entering the shop, bespectacled gaze meeting the pair that, evidently, are still present by the untouched Christmas tree with all its gifts and stockings after several hours of conducting his search, he lays their missing trio member down in front of them. Swiveling, beelining, a visibly sleek, metallic arm extends to unlock the door that protects his personal contents from the world.

❝Tend to the boy before he freezes to death. I have more important matters that need my attention right now.❞

[lovinglin]

Always felt hesitant to make Diona an adopted daughter to Lynn bc I was afraid it wouldn't make sense, but after some brainstorming and thinking- screw canon at this point honestly

She is indeed Lynn's adopted daughter and nobody can stop me <3

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 122

So, Danny might be a hint confused and perhaps slightly suspicious about this situation. Look, he didn’t exactly remember how he got in this situation, but from what he hears of the other person-turned-oversized-lizard’s panicked whispers they don’t understand how this happened either. Something something ghost probably. 

Someone had better not have made some sort of wish back home. He didn’t want to deal with Desiree’s shenanigans, even if being a dragon or whatever was pretty freaking cool…

[welcome-to-green-hills]

Hey, Mystery! Check out who I found at Walmart for 5 bucks!

❤️🥺❤️ Oh, my heart! ❤️🥺❤️

My cat would steal this right away… he steals every Tails item I own.

[our-inspire-verse]

Luci: You used to literally not Allowing anyone at ALL to tag radioapple, despite context or anything. You wouldn't have that shit on your blog.

Alastor: hmm.

Luci: to like, having a seperate space for your own stuff. like, as you. And you post it all the time.

Alastor: hmm.

Luci: do you have anything to say or are you just gonna keep making that noise and pretending not to pay attention to me?

Alastor: ah, no I don't.

[theradicalace]

babe wake up ace is posting eye strain art again

(may or may not fully intend to do the rest of the cast in this palette as well)

[petrenocka]

Absolutely, Sonic might just be the most grass touching character in existence.

As much as I love brainrotted sonic (my beloved), I have a head-canon that I much prefer the notion that he has ZERO idea about what the hell is going on in the internet, like, if you went over to him to ask about internet slang he would be equally as confused as shadow would be, he spends most of his time outside and only uses the internet to look for some recipes for hot dogs to compare to his perfected chili dog recipe or something, which explains why it feels so weird to hear sonic talk like a YouTube gamer or a brainrotted dude, that mfer speaks like he has no idea what the hell he is saying, he is reading a script and you can easily tell, he's the one going over to tails trying to understand what those teens said to him on his way back to tails' place.

Is this anything? 🥺

Sonic having zero idea about internet slang and having to ask his little brother is too relatable

[irascible-iridescent]

Gonna be honest, I played this one vn demo and its Very cute, but I dont understand whats so bad about being a monster. Like its not about "hey you shouldnt hate yourself bc you actually look very nice and you are a kind person and nobody should judge other by their appearance so you arent a monster". Bc probably this guy wont believe you and he CANT imagine himself being NOT a monster. So it all shoud be about "yeah you are a monster but what about it? whats so bad about being a monster? yeah you are a monster and thats cool as hell and everybody who think otherwise should go fuck themselves all my homies love monsters".