#he looks sooooo good im killing myself

[endof-vanity]

241206 // @ kkyuismypride

[hazardsoflove]

i do really love how your choices from other da games affect inquisition so much because it turned my warden and alistair’s love story into a horrible tragedy against my will

[bamsara]

what are your most favorite tropes? :3c

IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED:

Near death experiences

Emotional revelations due to said near death experiences

Enemies to Friends to Lovers

Mutual Pining but they believe its unrequieted

"you're my worst enemy but you're so important to me"

Drunk chapter where at least One fist fight happens

Bridal carry after someone gets injured

Slow Burn...of course

"i got you this gift because it benefits me and im not telling you how" (the benefit is seeing the other person enjoy the gift)

Force Alliances or Temporary Truces

"I don't like killing but I'll do it for you"

"I prefer to kill my problems but I won't, for you."

Or: "This person has no idea how many people I've killed in order to protect or provide for them and I'm going to keep it that way."

Mean or Villian Character is actaully a really good Sibling/Parent/Child,ect and has someone they care about

Or better, Villian character adopts child AND is a good parent

Everyone knows the pairing likes each other except for the pairing

Temporary (or non-temp)Amnesia

"I learn your favorite things because I plan to use them against you one day" (proceeds to not do that) (proceeds to get them food or items that persons likes just because they like them)

Breaking and Entering. Literally.

Person A is in love, Person B says they're not but they're 10x times worse actaully

Slip-of-the-tongue/Accidental confessions. Doesn't have to be love confessions but just "whoops i was not supposed to say that"

Biting as a love language

One is feral and bloodthirsty but is put in the position of 'protecting an idiot' because the other is also feral and has no self-preservation. Both characters must be badass, just equally stupid

Kiss on the head/cheek while the other person is sleeping

Bloodstained kiss

Heat-of-battle confession about something

Protagonist refusing to become villian or repeat villian mistakes, not in a 'owo i cant do that its bad' and more like 'fuck you you dont get to see what you wanted to make of me'

Signifier of 'this is my friend/family/lover'. Could anything between a ring, a jacket over someone's shoudlers or scent marking, anything

"if im immortal, then you gotta be too or we both dyin"

Knight x Their Charge

Human x Non-Human

Sunshine x Grump

Character that looks sooooo cute. Oh he's a little fucked up actaully

"ahhaha he's such a freak haha. i need him carnally."

They are mortal enemies. They are also best friends.

Hostage / Rescued trope plus Hostage / Doesn't get to rescue because the hostage killed everyone already

Plot info that's missing that's vital to the story and it's revealed that One of the pairing or someone in the group knew the info the entire time

"I said mean things to you because I hate you, so why am I feeling guilty now"

There was only One Bed

Really competent and scary character is really GOOD at a harmless and charming small hobby completely uncharacteristic to their public persona

Nightmares. And then sleeping in the same bed because of nightmares

Cultural differences / Language Barrier

Character gets so surprised flustered they trip over something or break something and it topples and it starts a chain reaction like a cartoon

There are more but these are some of which I can remember off the top of my head. I've written many of these myself in several of my stories and will continue to do so until the end of time, esp my faves

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

Alright, I took a quick nap and Ive decided that I wanna get the UTM reenactment over with as quickly as possible so Im reading chapter 42 and then I'll reward myself with some pain au chocolats and not thinking about this book for the rest of the day and watching the 2002 takarazuka flower troupe production of elisabeth instead. lets go

Chapter 42

here we fucking go with the illyrian wingspan-dicksize correlation, how would Amren even know that isnt she above sex or something. Honestly, I think Cassian would know wayyyyy more about that. on account of all the gay sex hes having i mean. I thought of that joke and then I realized that you could interpret it to mean that he knows about that because hes illyrian and has a dick, but I want to make it very clear that this is a gay sex joke

how come wings are so sensitive that just barely stroking them makes you moan and shudder but you can still fly with them in harsh winds with no issue. My headcanon is that wings arent actually that sensitive, Rhysand and Cassian are just weirdos with a specific kink

This conversation Feyre and Rhys are having about his wings is so weird, its like dirty and yet uncomfortably clinical

oh Rhysand is quicker than death just fucking kill me, im getting so angry again

Syphons are called 'Trichtersteine' ['funnel stones' or 'funnel gems'] in german which is more accurate to how we're actually told they work imo but it sounds pretty lame

Is it just me or is Rhysand being kinda weirdly paranoid rn. I mean granted, they did just get attacked with ash arrows so maybe hes actually doing a good job for once and Im just biased against him

Okay so we finally get some night court fae wearing white, but of course its not for moon symbolism its so they can blend in with the rock of the mountain because this series does nothing but disappoint me

The Hewn City actually sounds really cool, why couldnt this have been the secret city where we spend most of our time, you couldve made it a whole thing about Feyre healing from her trauma UTM through like, exposure therapy or something idk. That wouldve been neat and dramatic, her healing from her UTM trauma in the place that inspired it with the person that inflicted it. I mean, maybe that would be less healthy and even more controversial than Feysand already is but then you could atleast lean into the dark romance of it

I mightve said this already but you knowwww sjm is NOT a painter and consulted ZERO painters because Ive never heard of anyone think about creating art the way feyre does

and Mor is wearing red AGAIN why would you make this a trigger for Feyre just go back and edit it out its not like it matters

God, the description of her outfit is so deeply discomfortingl like it literally is exactly what she wore while she was being drugged assaulted but atleast they left the bodypaint out this time

"[Keir] looked at my face, then my body. I had thought that he would stare and drool greedily but... there was nothing. No emotion. Just ice cold. Shaking internally, - from anger and revulsion - I followed Mor." Im sorry, is she mad that Keir doesnt find her hot????

Theres something uncomfortable about Feyre referring to Rhysand as 'Mor's Lord' especially when we just had a whole paragraph describing her as a proud and empowered queen

"Usually, one Syphon was enough for an Illyrian to to able to steer his urge to kill down the right path." what???

Now shes describing Azriel as dark and beautiful as death and oughhhhhh i knoww im the only who cares about this and its for a pretty stupid reason but I care a lot and it makes me very angry

Feyre referring to a 19 year old Mor as 'barely more than a child' is weirdddddd

of COURSE hes wearing a black tunic for this, I cant believe this is the guy that the fandom has designated the fashion lover when he has two (2) outfits

Feyre describing Rhysand as sooooo powerful and beautiful with a face of nightmares and dreams makes me want to vomit, but more importantly, it makes me yearn to rewatch the 1996 takarazuka star troupe production of Elisabeth with Asaji Saki as Death who unirionically fits all of Feyres descriptors 1000 times better

Not Rhysand using Feyres Cursebreaker title while hes thoroughly humiliating her

Now Feyre is calling him a god, bro youre not gonna be able to have sex if you jack him off this hard hes gonna be all sore

Imagine being a hewn city noble and you all get together because your high lord wants something from you and youre kinda scared because hes the worst, and then you just have to watch him finger some random lady. and you cant leave because then he'll just kill you

I dont like that this is framed as empowering to Feyre, i think its one thing to write a female character who sexualises herself in order to empower herself but the fact that Feyre is doing this at the behest of Rhys automatically renders it non-empowering to me. Like yeah, she obviously consented to this but it wasnt her idea but this was not her idea and this is not something she usually does, the only times shes been sexualized like this is because it was part of some plan that Rhysand came up with

"[Keir] apparently clung to the power. But Rhys was the power." i hate that that sentence made me think of Keir/Rhysand as a ship why am I so goddamn yaoi-brained. And yeah, i know theyre related but according to Rhys himself, he and Mor are only cousins in the most distant sense, so. Man, that would make the IC dynamics so much more fucked up but also so much funnier

Theyre trying so hard to make this hot n sexy but its just so unappealing and dragged out. Granted, sorry if this is TMI, but I did just jerk off so Im all out of horniness for the next little while so maybe I just dont like this because Im not in the mood but idk. theres something so annoying about this, i think its how over-the-top and artificial Rhysands hotness feels, not to mention the fact that he is absolutely not my type

Imagine being Keir rn, just trying to do your job and tell your high lord everything that he needs to know, meanwhile his high lord is sitting in front of him fondling his new sex slave and you just have to keep a straight face. i mean, he sucks ass so i guess he deserves it but man

Presented to you with no further comment: "My breasts became heavy and full, longing, desiring, just like my crotch."

goddamnit, Rhysand just said that he put Feyre on his leash and then Keir made a kinda slutshame-y remark about her clothes and then I thought Rhys was like "maybe I'll put you on a leash too" but it was Feyre who said that. another loss for big gay incest

"He liked this as little as I did" uhhhhh no offense girlie but you actually seem to be having a pretty great time rn

I dont even know what to say about this part where Feyre is like, detaching herself from her thoughts that are calling her a traitor a liar and a whore ?? I think thats whats happening here?? Like, its trying so hard to be sexy but its invoking the imagery of Feyre's (and even Rhysand's) trauma and its just very strange

It took Rhys a fucking eternity to actually touch her pussy

What if Keir developed a voyerism kink because of this. would that be fucked up or what

Its so weird how Feyre thinks about how maybe Rhysand doesnt like sex or being desirable anymore because of amarantha and that certainly sounds like a trauma response he should have but instead it just never matters

"I had been tortured and tormented but my pain was nothing compared to his." YOU DIED

Oh man I cant believe I completely forgot about the absolutely iconic part where Rhysand gets so mad Keir for calling the woman he introduced as a whore a whore that he telepathically breaks his hand about it

what was the point of doing that, Feyre didnt even seem to like it that much

[posallys]

all right here is my word vomit live watch

IMMEDIATELY i am slapped in the face by toby stephens as poseidon i am FERAL

THE LUKE AND PERCY PARALLEL “LOOK, YOU DIDN’T WANT TO BE A HALFBLOOD” OH MY FUCKING GOD

THE MISSING LUKE AND PERCY TRAINING SCENES OH DEAR LORD THANK YOU THANK YOU

“When am i ever going to use this” percy i LOVE YOU

“So you can use them against your opponent” OH BOY

Finally some action i love a good sword fight

But where's annabeths necklace imma kill people

Ooh some god strength okay okay tasty

HELL YEAH POSEIDON POWERS FUCK HIS SHIT UPPPPPP 

“I WARNED YOU. IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, YOU'LL FIND OUT WHO I AM” OH I LOVE THE ENERGY YESSSS FUCK YEAH

GO OFFF PERCY 

“AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A KID”

Ares didn't curse him i hate it here

OH WHAT IS THAT VOICE

OH MY GOD THE CABIN SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

this can go one of two ways

“Violent seismic activity” MMM YUMMY

UH HULLO THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED ALECTO!???

I lied there was a secret 3rd way this could have gone and it happened 

OOP THERE’S THE NECKLACE

“Where's the glory in that” wow tell me you don't understand Percy's character without telling me you don't understand Percy's character 

“I don't have an appointment” THATS SO FUCKING ICONIC OF HIM

Wait i kind of fuck with this olympus i was picture all white and pristine but this FUCKS

“SHOULDN'T THEY BE JUST AS AFRAID OF US AS WE ARE OF THEM” OH MY FUCKING GOD. OH MY GOD. HOLY SHIT 

“you're learning fast” OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

“Things that are small and scary….” BROOOOOOOOOOOO

the show has rights for the luke and percy content and posally and percabeth and that's IT

LANCE REDDICK ❤️❤️❤️ greatest of all time rest in peace ❤️ (you'll always be Cedric daniels to me)

Ohhh king he does a bad ass zeus

Where's poseidon though DONT TAKE HIM FROM ME 😭😭😭

Lance ily

Lance reddick zeus you're perfect to ME

OHHHHH YES GOOD SHIT

percy jackson king of audacity 

AGHHHHHJJJDHH POSEIDON I LOVE YOU BRIAN BROMEN OH FUCK YES IM. SNKDKKWKWJFKMQ3LI4HRND IM VIBRATING NRJNW OHMYGID

IM THROWING UP OH MY GOD

“I SURRENDER” OH BROTHER DO I HAVE THOUGHTS THOUGHTS TOO MANY THOUGHTS FUCKKKKK

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD IM GOING TO PUKE

TOBY STEPHENS LOVE OF MY LIFE

I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE UNWELL IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

SHUT UP NOBODY TOUCH ME

“OBEDIENCE DOESNT COME NATURALLY TO YOU DOES IT” ohhhhhhhh brother call me an ambulance 

“I must take some of the blame i suppose” so you CAN read the books you just chose not to for the other 7 episodes….

THE SEA DOES NOT LIKE TO BE RESTRAINED FUCK YEAHHHHHB BROTHER

HIM ONLY UNDERSTANDING THE WORD FATHER IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF IM SOBBING 

POSEIDON SMILE IM DYING 

I DIDN'T LEARN IT FROM CHIRON AND THEN POSEIDONS FACE OH FUCK IM PUKING SHAKING CRYING

IM SO SO SO UNWELL IM LITERALLY INCOHERENT 

“Ares is a moron, as you noticed” STOP I LOVE HIM THERES THAT ASSHAT POSEIDON ENERGY IM LOOKING FOR

“of course we dream, why do you ask” “DO YOU EVER DREAM ABOUT MOM” I AM DEAD I DIED I ASCENDED IM FLOATING LEVITATING FLYING OH DEAR LORD OH MY GOD IM SO SO SO ILL

TOBY STEPHENS THE MAN THAT YOU ARE POSEIDON THE MAN THAT YOU ARE OH MY GOD HIM GOLDING PERCYS HEA DIM VIMITING SHITING MYSELF KILLING DYING DEAD DJFICJJWOKDKDJN FUCK ME FUCK FICK

TOBY TOBY TOBY YOURE PERFECTVTHE PAIN THE FACIAL EXPTESSUINNS IM DYING DEAD

THE PEARL KILL KILL KJAJDJWKKDJJDJDUEJJ2NH3H

I AM HYPERVENTILATING 

Not to be greedy BUT WHERE IS THE QUEEN AMING WOMEN WHERE THE FUCK WAS IT YOU CANNOT GIVE ME ALL OF THAT AND THEN NOT GIVE ME THE MOST FUCKING ICONIC LINE OF ALL TIME WHAT THE ACTUAL ABSOLUTE FUCK I AM GOING THROUGH SO MANY EMOTIONS WHATBTHEFUCK

there's still 20 minutes left taylor breathe it can still happen 

PERCABETH HUG MY RELIGION

annabeth luke percy trio is SOOOOO interesting to me

I hate percy knowing :( ur a bit too perceptive buddy but it's okay 

“I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D GIVE THEM TO GROVER TO WEAR” SHOOT ME IT WOULD PROBABLY FEEL ABOUT THE SAME

THE GODS ARE MY ENEMY, YOU IM HERE TO RECRUIT OHHHHH BROTHER

OH HELLO BACKBITER LORE OKAY

LUKE I GET YOU I UNDERSTAND

I MET YOUR DAD *SLASH* OH THEY GOT HIM THEY GOT HIM GOOD

LUKE PERCY FIGHT MY EYES HAVE BEEN BLESSED IN THIS DAY

PERCY APOLOGIZING HONEY UR TOO SWEET

ANNABETH OH FUCK OH HELLO

So tell me what are the plans for ttc now lol

I HEARD EVERYTHING ANNABETH HONEY COME HERE I NEED TO HUG YOU

I must ask….where the FUCK was this energy the rest of the season this episode is literally so insane it almost makes up for the rest of everything

“How does she feel abt all of this” ooh yummy i like the foreshadowing 

“I imagine she's thrilled” WRONG thalia would stomp freddy chases head in if given the chance

LEAH UR BRAIDS ARE GORGEOUS

stop percy had HEART EYES 24/7 FOR HER IM GOING TO COMBUST

“JUST BE A KID” IM SOBBING

THE SEARCHERS LICENSE IM CRYING SOBBING UR PERFECT GROVER 

“I'LL FIND YOU” FORESHADDDDDDDOWWWINGGGGGGGG

“NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS WE MEET BACK HERE NEXT YEAR”, OH I LOVE THEM IM CRYING SOBBING OH MY BABIES

MONTAUK IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF FUCK DUDE U CANT DO THIS 

i want poseidon to be there i know he wont be but i NEED it

Stop honey percy ilyyyyy you're such a sweetheart im kissing ur forehead and tucking u in

OH HELLO “IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP” WOOOOAHHHHHHHH OKAY

“WE'RE STILL DOING THIS” LMFAOOOOO

“TURNS OUT IM PRETTY GOOD AT THIS….COME FIND ME” CRAZY 

……MOTHERFUCKER if they dont show gabe dying im gonna riot

WHERE WAS THE REST OF MY POSALLY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOU CAN'T GIVE ME SOME AND THEN TAKE AWAY THE LITTLE FROM THE BOOKS

WHERE IS SALLY MURDERING GABE HELLO

AHHH END SCENE LOL AH THE BOX

THE IMPLICATION THAT IT WAS ALL POSEIDON……..WHAT IF I DIE OH MY GOD

[zuureleena]

i drew the mercs, miss pauling, admin, and my tf2 oc on the plane to uni 😭

i did all of these a week ago and completely forgot to post them HAJAHAH miss p, the admin, and a rlly simplified ver of my tf2 oc miss lynn!! (zoey lynn hehe + js rambles abt her) under the cut

IM ACTUALLY REWORKING HER DESIGN RNNNN bcs i made her on the sims 4 LMAO and realised how much better and concise she looked, but i really wanna try and make her look like someone you'd js see irl? sooOOo tryna make her also recognisable from silhouette alone and blahablahblah tho she isn't the kind of character that would rlly make too much of a difference in the tf2 universe

i js wanted to make a loveable character LMAO who'd have more of an impact on the relationships and kinda the story?

i liked the idea of miss p having an extroverted bestfriend who's also her wingwoman bcs miss pauling is obvs an awkward lesbian mess who needs help in the love department, and vice versa bcs zoey is into scout and miss pauling is js so glad to have him move on n realise that they r better as friends!! and that he needs to be with someone who isn't annoyed by him 24/7 (IM SORRY, LWNAKS MY SELF-INSERTEDNESS GOT IN THE WAY HAHAHAHA I CANT HELP IT) also, i haven't rlly thought of any orientation for zoey... i'm thinking of her js being a het woman or js whatever u wanna interpret her as!! cuz her sexuality isn't a core thing abt her

she's an absolute harbinger of chaos who'd do anyt for money and some company (this girl has been hella lonely n stressed out of her mind and i'll explain why in an oc post🤭🤭) and even tho she never outright admits it, she does enjoy the freedom of violence she gets to have as a mann co assistant 😭 (which will ALSO make sense when i explain her background to u guys later on)

and bcs of her long experience w shady bosses and asshole customers she's had to deal within all the jobs she's had, she catches onto the administrator's whole thing with the australium fairly early into the job, but she's in tooooo deep now and is like "damn. do i get myself out of this fucked up job (that i am fucked up enough to actually enjoy) or do i stay bcs i literally have everything i've ever wanted....shit." like,, she did say she'd do anyt for money but at the cost of what 😭 [also MAN i wish we got that final comic so i can js make zoey's suspicions make sense??!?@ but in a way it js works bcs it's js this massive mystery that we don't even know of ourselves???? so likeee, im js assuming its smth rlly dangerous or smth bcs helen literally goes to the most insane lengths to get australium and finish off her final... thingy.. that uh DEBT is it... i forgot what she called it BUT WHATEVER BUSINESS SHE HAD TO ATTEND TO B4 SHE DIED QOABJASH]

OH AND YEAH, zoey hates how bossy the admin is and is an ass abt it at times, and the admin wants zoey gone so badly bcs shes an annoying little shit (which she is and honestly, her and scout can be annoying shits tgt <3) but miss p always convinces her to keep zoey BAGAHAHA and they do get things done much faster w zoey there sooOoOOo 🌝🤭

i mean she does try to kill both miss p & l anyway but still, she can't deny that they r both good at what they do

BWOSBQJS BYE I DONT THINK ANYONE IS GONNA READ THIS AHAGAH BUT THANK YOU IF U DID 😭 I HAVE SM ABT ZOEY AND I RLLY WANT HER TO BE LOVEABLE AUGHWGS

[ooh-sorry]

NEW MIDSEASON INTERACTIONS THAT IREALLLLYYY WANNA TALK ABOUT OOAAH

tysm 2 @OW2voicelines on twitter for keeping track of all these, they're like, the one resource for viewing brand new interactions so I appreciate them very very much <3

OK SO FIRST IM GOING TO COMPILE. ALL THE NEW DIALOGUE BETWEEN HANZO KIRI & GENJI BECAUSE OOHHJAHAAJAHAH.

I THINK ALL OF THE NEW INTERACTIONS BETWEEN THE THREE HINT AT A SHIMADA/KAMORI REUNION IM SO EDXCITED OM OAAOIEIAEHEHEJEHGEHEE... JUST READ..

Genji saves Hanzo from dying: "Stay sharp, brother."

THE TONE IS SO DIFFERENT... HES LOOKING OUT FOR HIM... THEY'RE CLOSER NOW... UAAH

Genji saves Kiriko from dying: (Japanese): "How uncharacteristic, Kiriko."

no particular note abt this otehr than that I like seeing them being friendly! Aweee

Kiriko saves Hanzo from dying: "Watch where you're headed, Shimada!"

shes ALWAYS looking out for Hanzo in her dialogue to him, but she soudns different.. I SWEAR...

Genji witnesses Kiriko get a kill: "Kiriko, you make everything look easy."

LIKE I SAID BEFORE... the complements just feel Different... more friendly and joyful... they definitely feel closer than before? AM I MAKING SENSE

Hanzo witnesses Kiriko get a kill: "I feel sorry for the Hashimoto."

this made me scream so loud DUDE HES BEING KIND. TO KIRIKO? AND TALKING ABOUT THE HASHIMOTO? IM GONNA HURT EVERYONE ADND HTEN MYSELF YOURE JOOKIGN. NIO WAY...

OKAY. AND THE MOST DAMNING ONES OF ALL. IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY JUST TYPING THEM BREH THEY CHANGED MY LIFE.

Hanzo witnesses Genji get a kill: "Not bad, brother."

Genji witnesses Hanzo get a kill: "A fine shot, brother."

yore fuckign joking me. youre kidding? youre killing me? stabbing me 100 times? oh my god? hanzo? calls Genji his brother? in a not backhanded way? he GIVES GENJI A COMPLIMENT? HIS COURTEOUS ASS! IM GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND GENJI CALLS HIM BROTHER IN THE SAME TONE TOO... FUYUCK... oh and kiri compliments him for a kill two different times but im bored of typing & that's kind of typical for them so yeah. THE HANZO AND GENJI/HANZO AND KIRI STUFF WAS REALLY YWHAT I WANTED TO POINT OUT OK. THE WORLD IS CHANGING... MY LIFE IS CHANGING.... IM DYING & COMING BACK TO LIFE... FUUUOOOCK.

-Hanzo complements Ana! He always shows interest in other snipers & it makes sooo much sense Obv but I dont think he's said anything to Ana beefore? i can't remember at least... so that's interesting.. ? i think im forgetting somethingggg

-sorrry i have to be a faggg for a second but omg. HANZO AND CASS INTERACTIOSN... TWO... OVERWATCH LOVES MEEEE... HERE THEY R:

Hanzo witnesses Cassidy get a kill (1): "Anyone can kill with bullets."

Hanzo witnesses Cassidy get a kill (2): "An undignified kill, but a kill nonetheless."

..do with that what u will.... i really liek the 2nd line because it kidn of reverses the first one. like. actually i think youre perfectly good at killing even tho ur so lazy and use a gun. Like. yes. yes... yes..

-Hog compliments hanzo? so do Hazard & Zarya... i see.. is ee..

OK... NOW EVERYTHING I WANT TO POINT OUT ABIUT LIFEWEAVER'S NEW DIALOGUE BECOS THERE IS A LOOOOT.

!!he has a lot of new stuff with Moira!! It's very interesting too... here are the save voicelines.

Moira saves Lifeweaver from dying (1): "Are your thorns just for show?"

Moira saves Lifeweaver from dying (2): "Must you be coddled, Pruksamanee?"

Moira witnesses Lifeweaver get a kill: "(hmph...) A stinging nettle."

...moira nd life... so interesting... they seem so oddly connected? It inrtigues me.... moiras kind of hot too.... unrelated..

-URGHHHH NIRAN TRYIGN TO TALK TO ILLARI IS SOOOOO SO SWEET HIS VOICE IS SO GENTLE OTS SUCH A CONTRAST I love Hearing him more gentle Also people caring about Illari is just great to see I hope they interact more... she deserves 2 be heard aweee ohhh....

-I LOVE LIFE SAYING "You really are that girl, Satya" BECUAUUSEEEE IM REALLY GAY ADN ALSO IT'S JUST CUTE AWW i love their relationship a lot Idc if u see it as romantic or platonic I just like their dynamic iether way. So fun!! I also just like seeing them be friendly considering.. everythang. IMEAN they hardly have any negative interactions but Idk i just love Joy.

-oh yeah all his new little random lines to Satya r soo cute Again I like to see them as platonic but gosh i know the symmweaver fans are losing their midns irght now and Ykw. Im happy for u guys. Enjoy ur full course meal! anywayyyss umm im a huge fagot oh my days... lifewaever so charming...

-Also, another note... Niran eats pizza with ketchup... ooh we r finally seeing how his troubled home life has affected him... poor thing....someone help him

-The interaction between Hog & Life abt pulling people aroudn amde me smile I think about that often when I play him... also Life trying to take him out to tea.... how bold...

-also yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah the orisa interaction w/ life is Sooo so so teasing the Arcology... im so excited Oohh im ganna DIE OH IAMMAAHGKAGOAGGHG

-To hazard, when questioned about his blond hair: "goodness, no. I was just born this dashing." I need this man DEAD ooh good lird

-Speaking of, I love how cemented Lifeweaver's sort of neutral position is, with him havign so many neutral/positive interactions between all sorts of characters, now including Hazard! I like how he mentions theyre both on the run!! I liek this!! THIS ALSO GOES FOR W/ ASHE I LIKE HOW HE'S NICE TO ASHE. ALSO. THE CONNECTION SUGGESTED BETWEEN THEM IS SO INTERESTING? he saw her parents at parties? They both have a distaste for the rich? but had a wealthy upbringing? oohh they really are so similar... I wonder where this will go... or if it'll just stay in the pre-game dialogue... who knows!

-THE FUCKINGB INTERACTION WITH SOMBRA. paraphrasing here, but: "You've got to have some dirt on you" --"Only when I'm gardening, I fear." yass... i ahte to say it but he ate her the Fuck Up... Destroyed!

-Speaking of Sombra, & sort of a side-note: I like how Sombra's save voicelines to fellow Talon members are all pretty harsh, except when she saves Sigma, where her tone is more light & reprimanding rather than annoyed. It is really sweet that Sombra is like, the one character to care for Sigma, especially while he's being messed with by Moira... all the "villains" have such complex motives like that, I love it!!

ok sorry ik this post is such a mess but it's for MEE ok... This update is so exciting I WAS SO READY for stuff like this to happen after the Christmas comic but GOSH OOOHAHAHAHHAAAOOAOAHHAHH IT IS SO EXCITING. 2025 IS THE YEAR OF THE ME. OVERWATCH LOVESSMEEEEEEEEEEE. surely this will not last long but it's ok I'm going to take anything I can get <3

[reneissanceee]

Shifting storytime:HxH DR

Long story short, I have successfully shifted! So here I am telling stories about my HxH DR

Training with Bisky

I shit you all not, this woman is absolutely going for my throat when it comes to training. If you have watched HxH, you probably have seen how Biscuit Krueger or Lady Bisky trains Gon and Killua, in the 7 years I have trained with her, my training is WAAAAAYYYY worse than what I expected and saw initially in the series. My power (Nen) has something to do with the abilities of the Cheshire Cat (Alice In Wonderland) and I needed to perfect my disguise as an actual cat. This mf made my ass parkour on trees and high ass cliffs the whole 3 month, 4/5 times and 4 hours each a day. By the end of the day, I'm literally sweating my holy ass off. My next course in this mentally and physically challenging training was stealing fish in the market for my food. When she first told me about the new practice in the routine, i was like (???). It was easier said than done, vendors were chasing me with wooden pods or bats, i dont know whats it called, my furry ass hairs were literally standing up! Next training routine was like being liquid and when she said liquid, lowkey i was confused, what she meant was me squeezing into tight spaces and I swear to you, i did not enjoy it one bit. Like sneaking sneaking shit, ya know? I had to squeeze into the walls, pipes i kid you not, i only go for the bigger ones where i can actually squeeze. Another routine was socializing with cats, bro, i love cats and was pretty excited to see the world from a cat's eye but it was way more complicated than just a bunch of meow meows. Some had beef with me, tried to scratch me, stole my food (its sooooo hard to steal fish as a cat) but some are nice, following me and smelling me. Thats all i remember so far.

Killua and Gon

So i love these kids to death, lol. Gon is so positive to everything its actually crazy, he has me rethinking about lots of stuff. I shit you not though, they are noisy as fuck. Their dynamic is entertaining, one minute ill be sitting on the couch, doing nothing and they'd be arguing over the dumbest, kid shit, I had to stifle my laughter. Did i mention they eat a lot and chip my money a little too fast? Im rich as hell but just looking at our table turned buffet, it worried me way too fast. During their training, id only watch them and cant help but be impressed, theyre such strong kids for their age and they really are striving hard to be strong individuals. I did observe that Killua is more stronger and faster than Gon, but he still makes up for it by catching up. Not gonna lie, i got way too jealous of how strong they were, it always looked as if they were stronger than me and theyre barely teens yet, when I was their age, I was barely breathing during just one lap of running around

(Honorable mention) Palm Siberia's creepy ass

Oh my fucking god, she scared the holy shit out of me, mate. I swear to god, she was all up in my ass hairs during Gon and Killua went to fight Knuckle. Me and Bisky would be drinking tea on the couch and id feel a presence behind me. When I tried to sleep, i felt her ass lurking, it was like sleep paralysis which was scarier since i could move and it was real. "They'll keep their promise, right? RIGHT?" SHE WENT UP ON MY FACE I SCREAMED SO LOUD

(Honorable mention) Neferpitou

She scared me so bad yall. The aura was so URGH it was so full of malice, i couldnt bring myself to actually fight her. I retreated and when i got home, i vomitted. Can I mention she was way too good into getting in my nerves? I was shaking with so much anger and she wouldnt stop. She terrified me the same way, if not much, as Palm did. I was lowk going crazy and was almost in tears just cause of the rage like warahell.

Chrollo Lucifer

(scripted their gangs dont kill, just steal) this one was waaayyy too juicy. I have this legal gambling den as my way of income, and I saw this ssssoooooaaaaappppeeeerrrr handsome fella who was a regular in the den. I had a bit of infatuation towards him cause he was soooooo charming, like toooooo charming. He was blonde, super tall like 5'8 to 6'1, blue eyes, he was always dressed in very crisp black or dark blue suits and silver bayonetta type glasses, id mistake him for someone who works in corporate. So one day, I was the dealer in one of his games, it was super fun, i had fun messing with the players actually. After his game, he asked me out we went out for drinks. I got to know him for a bit, he introduced himself as "Ronin" (my dumbass realized too late it was a fake name cause he was just so charismatic, my survival instincts went all the way down). He said he worked as an accountant nearby, hence the fancy attire. He was super regal, such a gentleman too, ffs, I fall in love way too fast for my own good and i did just that. He drove me back home and when I was just about to enter my house, we kissed (was internally screaming my ass off cause to be fair it would be the first kiss, MY first kiss cause my lips are in dry season since birth in my CR). We bid each other goodnight and I went inside. And the weeks go by and we kept seeing each other, but I was getting more and more suspicious that i didnt even pass by him in the morning, only at nighttime at the den, he doesnt talk much about work and would rather listen to me talk about myself (i would note it was more than just kissing and holding hands by the 4th month, well yk, bed creaking and stuff, i dont need to say it lmao, mind you my back is always sore and i could barely walk by the morning). By like our 5th month or so, i wanted to ask him about him cause he isnt giving me so much info, he gave me so much limited answers, sometimes even outright ignoring the question and changing the subject but i was sooooo smitten by him i left it alone (i know, im this way in my CR as well). Few more months of seeing each other, we got more closer and closer, more intimate id say, when the months flew by, i was in the den more and more just to see him (i only used to visit the den twice or thrice a week, i was also late to notice that he never really brought me back to his house, sometimes we only checked into hotels). By the 16th month, i decided to call it quits cause I felt and expressed he wasnt too open to me and it almost felt like he was hiding something from me (actually what was I expecting, my dumbass got played even in a DR). I was flabberghasted by the way he responded to what i said, he transformed into Chrollo Lucifer in front of my mfing eyes, my eyes widened. "I'll be more open to you now" he says and I was all "what the fuck" inside my head. Kid you not my mouth was just agape as fuck cause what do you mean i did THAT to THE Chrollo Lucifer???? But knowing Chrollo, I then checked my Nen to see if he stole it. Motherfucker just chuckled at me and just said "I didn't take anything from you." as he annoyingly nonchalants his suit draping over his shoulder, istg i was almost losing it. I was just so flabberghasted, bro had to used his finger to close my mouth and said his fuckass corny farewell, said along the lines of "I enjoyed your companionship while it lasted" then kissed my cheek, turning away and just poof, disappeared. When i got home, i had this small spider tattoo thingy by my rib, i could not for the life of me remove it.

The storytimes with each character ends here for now, enjoy this with shits and giggles

[screampied]

hiiii. so, first i just want to say that the feeling is mutual, because i’m always looking forward to your replies to my asks, like giggling and kicking feet typa shit!!!

second of all, i’ve realized that if you do a scream theme, it would be perfect because of your username?!?! ngl i wish i was creampied by billy loomis

i used to look at those people eating and drinking pumpkin flavored stuff and i would gag, until i realized it probably taste like a famous pumpkin candy in my country, so yes, pls try it and tell me if it’s sweet and good. i’m a very picky eater and i can’t stand pumpkin, unless is for decoration and eating bits and bits of the said candy.

also, yeah, fuck scream 5. it was awful, i love gale and dewey, it was so unnecessary what they did to them, and proceeding to fucking kill him??? ain’t no way, i punched my tv.

classics are truly the best. ngl, i don’t like new horror movies, they are always lacking something. i did, however, enjoyed the movie talk to me from a24, but i saw it more as the metaphor (drgs) instead of possession, so yah…

NOW SHUT UP HIP PIERCINGS? AND BELLY BUTTON? oh i know u a bad bitch, like i can’t help but stan more. ☝️

how was your day today, btw? i finished an edit for my theme that was pissing me off and now i’m just waiting for the one person i’m comfortable with to be online so i can show and be like “gimme ur opinion 🥺” and they are sincere af so if they hate it, imma kms, i see no other option.

oh, also, this week i got a hate anon and i kept laughing because?? it’s so random, people are really miserable and funny sometimes. it’s like a certificate that their life sucks, idk.

AND YES, i’ll be showing myself for you, probably on october 1st, like nosferatu coming from the shadows, hihi.

nut anon

omg ur so sweet, hugs 🫂🫂.

FUCK UR SO RIGHT. a scream theme bc it’s literally in my url what are the chances 😋 plus my username was even based off scream omg we’ll see. that’ll be so sexy ughhhhh october hurry.

im kinda scared to try pumpkin lowkey. im also a picky eater and i feel like ill puke 🧍‍♂️ like ive smelled it and its okaaaay i guess but idk if i can handle it paha. if i do try it, ill tell u how it goes trust.

good fucking bye i can talk a whole rant about how AWFUL scream 5 is. out of all the movies, it’s the worst in my opinion. the only thing i loved about it was the opening scene—jenna ortega’s portion, she made me continue watching it 🙂‍↕️ plus she’s mother, i love her downnnnn. AND UR RIGHT. !!!!! LIKE DEWEY ?????? i get he had to die at some point but his death was so stupid. like really. just say you hate him. scream 6 totally redeemed itself tho now that is a SEQUEEEEL. only thing i hated about scream 6 was the killer reveals. the motive was understandable but dumb . LOLLL im such a hater but man ✋🏽 do you think neve is coming back for scream 7, i hope so and they better give her the pay she deserves bc i miss my final gyal 😔

TEEEHHEEE THANK YOU POOKIE 💋 i bet you’re an even badder bitch <3 my day was good !!! i was busy out half the day sight seeing and going to a nascar race showing near me which was sooooo cool. a bird shat on my car window which was totally uncool 😒. SLAAAAY omg i bet it looks so good.

booo hate anons r so unserious. i remember i got one months ago and just rolled my eyes because you could be like … saving the world ✋🏽 or idk doing crossword puzzles instead of talking shit to a silly lil stranger on the interweb. ppl be bored ig. don’t let it get to u tho bae !!!! ur amazing mwah

[thaleleah]

ok. let's do this!

GREAT INTRO

/You think you should have - should have let him bleed to death on the clinic floor. Would God have abandoned you if you had?/ Oh my god, what's he going to do to you girl.

/“Don’t you worry,” You say. “The Lord is here with us. He will see you through. ”Whether he groans from your words or the pain, you’re not sure./

My favorite line 😂

the way she is always reaching out to smooth his face 😭 like they already have a connection.

God, she's hyping him up not to be bad but your warnings suggest otherwise 👀 (low key here for it through)

Not her having a sad backstory 😭 billy please don't be like her father.

"the clinic can't spare two" 😏 yeah...just has to be the two of them...alone in the woods...miles from anyone else...alone...together...forever.

Sister anne break your vows for Sam! god wouldn't have made him so perfect if he didn't want you to!

HE's awake! and speaking Spanish 😍 Charming as always.

Angel is such a cute nickname for her! and it suits her so well.

"Instead, he’s looking at you, head twisting so he can see your elevated frame from his laid out position. His eyes seem to pierce into yours, so blue and intense as he watches you that it makes your breathing hitch in your throat"

hmmmm ok thats hot. baby boy has already got feelings for her.

i am so nervous for the reader to be alone with him in the cabin! She seems SO sweet. I love her.

i just have a couple of questions to help me world build:

-does the reader wear the full nun outfit with the head piece and the cross?

-what type of outlaw is Billy in your story:

-poor/rich

-serial/ made one mistake

-alone/ in a group

-loving being an outlaw/ wanting to quit it'

If you're going to flesh this out in part 2, forget I asked. I can be patient.

LOVED this story, bestie! looking forward to part 2.

AAHHHHHHH IM GLAD YOU LIKED IT, BESTIE 🧡

God, she's hyping him up not to be bad but your warnings suggest otherwise 👀 (low key here for it through) She's so naive 😂 He plays her so well cause its like mostly truth but also a huge fucking lie lol. So far, in my mind, its like he's a good person - he tries to be good and wants to be good, but he's capable of being terrible and has these dark qualities about him too that make him bad. Plus with his severe lack of faith and near hatred for God, the fact that she's a nun is soooooo not a problem for him lol

"the clinic can't spare two" 😏 yeah...just has to be the two of them...alone in the woods...miles from anyone else...alone...together...forever. Seeeeee? You get it 😏

Sister anne break your vows for Sam! god wouldn't have made him so perfect if he didn't want you to! The way I made Sam so perfect 😩 Accidentally fell in love myself lolll. That man deserves the world but he settles for crumbs. AND he would give them away if Sister Ann told him too 😭

HE's awake! and speaking Spanish 😍 Charming as always. BILLY SPEAKING SPANISH MAKES MY THIGHS SHAKE I SWEAR

-does the reader wear the full nun outfit with the head piece and the cross? Yes! That's how I imagine her anyway. Not really sure what the outfit would have been during that time for sure, but I'm pretty sure it was something similar at least. So, basically the long tunic, the rope/cord tied around her waist, the head covering/veil to cover her hair, and then the rosary.

-what type of outlaw is Billy in your story? I don't think this is really a spoiler for my fic so I'll answer. (This IS a spoiler if you don't know anything about Billy the Kid's life though outside of the show sooooo idk maybe this is a spoiler for the show?) So I'm basing this off of after Billy is "killed". Irl, after he does the Lincoln County war and all that stuff, he ends up getting shot and killed by Sheriff Pat Garrett. Where he stumbles into the clinic shot is the aftermath of that scene instead of him dying. I changed the bullet wound spot to make it a little more likely that he would have survived and been able to make it to the clinic.

poor/rich So at that point, I think he would have been kinda in the middle maybe financial wise? Def not rich, but I think he probably would still have some money stashed away from the hefty paychecks he was getting when working for the House. That's my thought anyway lol.

serial/ made one mistake Billy's the definition of "good person forced to do bad things to survive". His family died when he was still in his teens so he was on his own with nothing and had to steal and rustle cattle in order to get money. Plus he killed people and escaped jail a couple times sooooo 👀

alone/ in a group At this point he's mostly alone, but he has a lot of friends or acquaintances that he can call on or stay with if he needs too.

loving being an outlaw/ wanting to quit it Little bit of both. He's wanted to be a good person and "go straight" for so long but life didn't work out for him like that and at this point when the fic starts, I'm picturing him fully embracing the outlaw life more as an inevitable and not fighting it

I hope all that made sense. Thanks for your comments, bestie! Made my day! 🧡

[maryhadalittlehobby]

No liveblog for the first episode so have this little recap/review.

E1 "What can the damned say to the damned"

E2"Do you know what it means to be loved by Death"-livebog

Off the bat these light hearted smooth Jazz had me like huh? oh this gonna be different huh?

What is the significance of them perching on this statue. It looks like its of Pegasus-the winged horse in greek mythology but it also looks like it has another part to it. Now in one myth he was born from the blood of a beheaded woman!! Forshadowing?

I could listen to Louis speak in his Nola accent ALL DAY. Jacob love you are killing it. HospiTAL

Another interesting thing-he is losing his French after only 5+ years?Something something about distancing himself from Lestat

Also I hope that Staten Island reference was a nod to our other favorite vamps who live in Staten Island

my girl is a thief lol

"You tell me what it is to be a woman and Ill tell you what it is to be a woman " Ok COOK Claudia

Gauche!! our first looks and words from our coven!

Loumand keep repeating that they have been together 77 years . We get it babes. Daniel feels that way too. And the slight to Lestat-thats FORTY SEVEN more than he spent with him. So proud of that lol

THEY ARE DAMN NEAR SITTING ON TOP OF EACH OTHER!

Claudia and Louis really were damn baby birds. How the hell did they not sense these vampires stalking them in the open a few feet away lol

Louis little neck tie I cant!

Is that how you sell yourself yourself 🤝🏾A lie I told myself about myself

"Yeah" I like how both Louis and Armand later mimic Eric's voice saying it

"I don't know what I need- Maybe a new brain in my head" omg can they stop!! I do not want this!

My Louis is happy. Or at least not sad. And it looks good on him!

Claudia and Madeline's first interaction Its funny how its so antagonistic

I love how Claudia has PURPOSELY chosen to butcher the French accent. We see she can master languages and accents easily from their time in easter Europe. Another FU to Lestat. He would hate it lol

Why is Louis sooooo loopy in Dubai lol Is it the Sun? Is he fighting off the dead sleep? Something is up. Our young friends

I was a rougher thing🤝🏾 I was and armored thing

WHERE are the BRAVE MEN I WAS PROMISED?!

This background blur perspective bro. Something is WRONG is this Armand fucking with us too

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT (for amand at least) Im sick Louis looks scared shitless lol

I LOVE that lavender dress especially without the caplet

SANTIBABY has arrived and I'm sat! That monologue! it rivals Jacobs confession booth!

I have a mighty need to cosplay him Im sorry

Louis looking lovingly at Claudia as she enjoys the theatre mirroring Louis lovingly looking at Lestat as he enjoyed the Opera. Kill me now

Louis thinking WHY DO YOU DO THIS SANTIAGO?

Eglee being a astrology girly is so funny

Daniel KILLED me with his telenovella spiel

Vermouth and annihilation. Vermouth is said to tastes light, florally and even medicinal. Annihilation means complete destruction so aka Lestat tastes nasty lol. I wonder if Louis would agree. We cut from them quickly so...

Louis being surprised by Armand's tirst with the father and son!

I want to lick these two. We got to stay away from Estelle if we can😂

She felt their lust!oh man what was she feeling when Louis and Lestat were NM

Roget said :or maybe Lestat is sleeping" Does he know he is a vampire?! Has that knowlege been passed down through generations?

My Louis. I'm already in pieces

Sam bodied that letter reading. I fucking teared up.

But why the Brad Pit Blowout . He got his hair did in pugatorty and we can tell

LesDot de Lioncoouuurrr Ok sir we get it.

"Lestat Lestat Lestat" Daniel too?! Lol

Danny can dish it but he can't take but alsoLouis please! Leave my grandpa alone

I love how the trailers really tricked us into thinking so much. I though the letter reading scene was a revisit of the Ms Lily threesome scene. I thought the after math scene was Danny somehow driving as wedge between Loumand but it was just Louis being pissed/upset at Daniel for making a joke of his pain. And i know so many others thought the same. We really don't know shit!

Amand is Alice truthers IDK but I think Armand was there. How was could he know what Alice was thinking

Louis falling asleep might as well be him calling Santiago a buffoon lol Persona non grata- a person not favored or welcomed.

And nooo I didn't get the bottom of the Beret look for Claudia correct for my cosplay. We didn't have a full shot so I took a guess. Oh well. She is wearing dark pants for her bottoms. I wonder why she is in pants? Have they become more fashionable/acceptable for women to wear in the 40's ? Or is she rebelling against the fashion of the time?

The way I was squirming and squeeling when we first saw this estate scene at nycc 2023. I was like" am I a loumand girlie now??" I can't deny they look good together and have amazing chemistry

Another goddam beheading reference. What is this 4 now?!

My Dear American friend you are a horrible liar lol That little switch in Amands demeaner with DONT. Chills!

Louis please don't start pretending to fit in and like what these fiends are doing babes. He was so happy at the start of the episide but we leave him with a conflicted fake smile😞

This episode was WILD!I'm obsessed with the visual choices, the music choices, the jokes with the juxposition of these deeply dramatic moments. How is this all in one episode?! How did it not feel rushed with so much happening. It was brillant and has moved up to my 2nd favorite episode between both parts. I could never have predicted this tonal change. This is the best show around. I am cladia at the theatre- wide eyed and clapping furiously. Brava! Bravo!

[heatwa-ves]

For the character headcanon ask game!!!! Firstly, the Tenth doctor as I like that guy and secondly,,,, Klavier or Kristoph Gavin or both because they are just so epic to me,,,,,

under the cut because I talked a Lot

ten

sexuality + gender: canonically genderfluid yippee!! as for sexuality idk. rose tyler.

fav ship: tenrose u will always be famous. tensimm you will be famous too I guess because what the fuck was. Everything. in the end of time. not my fav incarnation of thoschei but I do enjoy it . "you could be beautiful" doctor do you have something to share with the class.. OH. TENJACK ALSO. I am perpetually haunted by the scene in utopia wjat the hell is this

fav platonic relationship: doctordonna is LEGENDARY. they're so good they're sooooooo good. entirety of S4 is banger after banger after banger I'm excited to watch the 60th specials and see donna and dt again but im still dragging myself through chibnall era. It's bad.

general opinion: I used to like ten more than I do now not that I dislike him but watching twelve set a gold standard for doctors and I think none of the others quite reach it. am I biased because I'm obsessed with peter capaldi? No comment. anyway. ten is really good and has a lot of strong episodes particularly with donna ofc. I like his relationship with martha in theory I just wish the show didn't hate her guts . Midnight is one of theeee best episodes on television and ten is so good in it he's also particularly good in waters of mars tho I do wish the time lord victorious was dragged out a bit longer like for another episode or so before that finale. His regeneration never fails to make me tear up especially the part with rose... she WILL have a good year. sobs. Finally obligatory mention that fear her is a GOOD EPISODE IM SICK OF THE HATE.

klavier

sexuality + gender: bi + genderfluid she/her pronouns would solve all her problems

fav ship: klapollo I love u... t4t

fav platonic relationship: his relationship with trucy they're sooooo silly look at this art . also obsessed with what we see of his relationship with kristoph I'm thinking about them always and I wish we saw more

general opinion: she's my fav from aa4... No one is surprised. cute + silly + has problems + sees the protagonist and is like omg hi. did you know I'm bisexual. did you know im really into you . just saying. 0.5 seconds after meeting. I would like it if the game went more into his feelings on losing kristoph and then daryan and then kristoph again all back to back but I guess that's what fanfiction is for. guilty love is such a good theme I don't normally listen to just instrumental songs but.... She's beautiful. the concept of the gavinners is fucking stupid so I'm living in my dream world where they're a normal band not a weird law cop themed one.

kristoph

sexuality + gender: idk nothing in particular .

fav ship: he and phoenix definitely fucked at some point

fav platonic relationship: once again gavin siblings. I wish the game also went more into how his relationship with apollo is like I assume they were working together for a while pre 4-1 .. it's interesting to think about but there's not much to go off

general opinion: beautiful evil man. I love him and it really surprised me how many people hate him??? the godawful mischaracterisation I've seen on ao3 haunts me like yes he's a cunt but he wouldn't fucking do THAT. he's a cunt in a different way. please hate him correctly at the very least. I want to know what goes on inside his head. he was definitely lying about why he killed zak there was more to it than just being a petty bitch like the black psyche locks and everything... I don't think he's the sort of person who'd resort to serial murder over just not being chosen as lawyer there's definitely things he didn't tell us. I like him. he's also kind of stupid like if he just hadn't tried to be all poetic describing the cards in the first trial he never would've been caught??? and come on now why is he using the same fancy rare nail polish that he poisoned as a gift. If he hadn't used it they couldn't have proved he gave it to vera. I could not fix him but I could fuck him.

[loksthegreat]

PLSSSS tell me more about miss cassella & her children … also Any other asoiaf ocs u have IM SO INTRUIGED!!!

Yes sure, I’d love to tell you more about Cassie!!

So as soon as Aegon XX hears that he has another daughter he publicly denounces her as a bastard, that can’t be his, problem is little Elaena has her fathers Valyrian looks and there is really no other male Targaryen around at the time to explain that and the queen is also very much known for her loyalty and piety sooooo… Aegon stays firm and demands Cassella leave and never cross his way again (bro wanted to set her aside (read as: westerosi divorce) so bad for not giving him a child, but the high Septon didn’t get his boy math, when Cassie was standing right there with the baby). Her sworn shield Ser Arthur Swann and the men of the small council beg her not to go, but Cassie’s done with this shit, just before she leaves, she says to her shield and the hand: “I can bear to set my dignity aside for the realm, for it is just I that must suffer the shame, but for my daughter I can not. I will not allow for her to see her mother so low. Mayhaps I had not grown to allow myself such indignity, had my own mother not. My Elaena will be queen and she will never have to suffer as I have, as his whore has and as his next surely will.”. So Cassella and her daughter are supposed to go to Dragonstone, but Cassie hates the foggy, wet climate, she misses her home in Dorne, but she knows that she has no place at sunspear where her cousin (Nellaria is still mad that she didn’t get to be queen) now is the ruling princess in all but name, after Cassie’s uncle Nymor fell sick after a accident with a horse and a snake. So instead they go to Godsgrace where Lord Antoras Allyrion welcomes them. The lord is very found of feasts and banquets and showers his guests in gifts, while his mother the elderly lady Ashana who used to serve Cassellas aunt as a lady in waiting, spends lots of time praying and reading the seven pointed star with Cassie. Everything’s great until one evening at a feast that last long into the night, Cassella leaves the hall to have a breather, a young lady with a veiled face and striking green eyes approaches her. The girl curtsies but as Cassella goes to pull her back up she strikes at her with a dagger dripping with poison, the two struggle with each other, Cassella manages to push her away but the girl trips over the railing of the open corridor their in and falls down into the yard. Caseload is sure she is dead and is guilt ridden, she runs to the sept and spends all night there, but in the morning she discovers the body is gone and no one knows anything about it… after this incident Cassella leaves Dorne for good, she goes to high garden where her trusted friend Lady Elinda rules.

However it is soon after that she is ordered to return to court, to witness the wedding of Aegon XX and Lady Beliana Blackwood, who Cassie finds to be a long faced, tall woman who seldom smiles or speaks, but her younger sister Jeyne strikes Cassella’s interest, she is pretty to look at, but nervous around company and easily frightened by men. Jeyne was fostered at Cider hall from a very young age and struggles to choose between the faith of her house and the faith she was taught all her live. Cassella and Jeyne strike up a friendship of sorts, and Cassella returns to politics though unofficially. Aegon has somewhat cleaned up his act, he drinks and whores less but he has grown cruel and resentful over the few years that have passed. In the following winter, Beliana gives birth to a daughter, a girl named Aelora I. The king is unhappy but his new wife was as little care for his feelings as she has for childcare, so when three years later Beliana is found cut open with to strikes from breast to belly, hanging in the weirwood tree of the godswood of the red keep Argon isn’t all that mad (some even say he had her killed himself for supposedly cheating on him with her friend and cousin, ser Brynden the black knight or even her own brother, lord Tytos), Jeyne however is heartbroken, she can not bear to stay in this place and Cassella feels much the same, she asks Jeyne to come with her to the Reach where Lord Wylan Hightower is offering them hospitality, however Jeyne wants to raise her niece in the ways of the old gods at Raven tree hall, Cassella can’t understand why Jeyne wants to spend her live preaching a lie, when she believes in the seven, they fight but ultimately go their separate ways. Cassella and Elaena return to the Reach and stay at the Hightower where Elaena and lady Meredyth Hightower soon become best friends. Cassella dutifully comes to both of Aegons following weddings, attends the funeral of her uncle and lives to see her daughter turn sixteen, before she dies in the company of Elinda Tyrell of an illness.

That would be Cassella’s live! Hope you enjoyed and let me know if you have any more questions!!

[thegeminisage]

tng update time. last night we did "the child" and today i did "where silence has lease"

the child: GOOD. FUCKINGGGGG. LORD

first of all, i watched this after having been awake since 4am and working all day and then getting hate mail on my fanfics. i was so sleep deprived it's unreal. i dissolved into hysterics multiple times

the first time i think was after deanna got impregnated. i did say with my real mouth "i hope it's riker" and then regret it because i didn't actually hope that but truly i think we would have been better off

the second time i can't really remember. i think it was after the kid talked the first time. immediately my primal instincts screamed at me that the child was unholy and unnatural. anyway both times we had to pause for several minutes in order for me to collect myself

why did we have to have a meeting in front of all deanna's peers talking about the changes in her body and whether or not she should get an abortion...like im with worf, abort that thang, but what the fucj

at first i was kind of excited that dr crusher would be leaving because she is an exhausting character to contend with. now i realize i was a fool. with no dr crusher and no tasha yar deanna troi has to take on the role of Every woman. i made a joke in which the punchline was the mother the son and the holy spitroast but i don't think it's as funny without the leadup

also, on the replacement dr: i hate her forever for being mean to data. first mispronouncing his name and then being like ehhh who cares when corrected AND THEN being like wow this bag of bolts can actually get his feelings hurt! i'll kill her

am pleased to say i recognized her from tos not because of her face but because of her voice. score one for the ol' voice acting ear

anyway i kept going i be BEVERLY (upgraded from dr crusher) could have saved deanna's satan baby because at least she can FUCKING PRONOUNCE DATA'S NAME RIGHT. i hope beverly left because picard wouldn't stop making eyes at his ex it would serve him right

wesley was fine in this episode for once.

HIIII GUINAN HIIIIIIII wow she looks so young. just like in sister act, the primary thing i know her from. weird to have her playing shrink to wesley this entire time but i'm sure we'll get more from her later

anyway having deanna speedrun motherhood in 36 hours Because She's A Woman made me for the first time consider skipping some episodes on tng. but i couldn't do my skip/watch list that way so i will SIGH persevere.

where silence has lease: im blogging this as i go. first of all since the first few seconds of this have no dialogue i was excited and thought we were about to get a whedon-eqsue no-dialogue episode but alas. no.

secondly. "im worried about riker AND worf there are certain elements of the klingon psyche its best to be ignorant about" like girl are they fucking?? not quite but almost. riker was sooo dirty. paused the episode to inform cathy of this and got this gem

anyway, the skeleton prosthetics were good but i ca already feel that this is going to be a "klingons are so big and scary and savage" kind of racism day

worf automatically gaslighting himself about the klingon legend is SO sad especially bc we as viewers KNOW its gotta be true. get vored idiots

why is wesley always on the bridge now instead of geordi...is he just always in engineering now? that is Too sad

THIS BITCH JUST CALLED DATA "IT"?????????????? I WILL KILL HER MYSELF

like i cannot believe she is doubting DATAS ABILITY TO DO HIS JOB more than the fucking SIXTEEN YEAR OLD sitting next to him just bc wesley is human and data isnt. ill fucking kill her. i never thought id say this but i miss beverly

jonathan frakes has asked lots of questions this episode

this freaky ass unreality void thing that doesn't actually exist is sooooo fucking cool. stuff like this is what i like about scifi...sometimes the scifi premise is stupid but sometimes it fucks

WHATEVER RIKER AND WORF HAVE GOING ON IN THIS EPISODE. IS GAY. riker telling him to pull himself together and worf repeating his words from earlier...prolonged eye contact...i wish tng was like this all the time

actually riker is kinda fun in this episode...he keeps giving orders without waiting for picard's okay and he is soooo upset when he gets back from that freaky ship

WHOA THAT CGI FACE WAS FREAKY AND BAD

LMAOOO AT THIS ALIEN GOING AFTER THE DR FOR BEING FEMALE. WHEN DEANNA IS RIGHT THERE. like "your contruction is different" not to the half betazoid or the klingon but to the WOMAN. well if anyone deserves it

wow. love that they got ordered to fuck nasty on the bridge <3 riker and worf should volunteer

SIGHHH of course they kill the random black guy redshirt

started to have respect for picard when once again he was willing to blow up the ship rather than submit to enemy will but then he ruined it by going eeeh idk riker how much time do YOU think we need before the self-destruct? like how much time do they need to prepare to die?? and then riker was like uhh idk 20 minutes? like if you're gonna do it just do it. jesus christ. don't even tell them first it's so much kinder. there are FUCKING children aboard

AND HES JUST GONNA SIT IN HIS QUARTERS AND LISTEN TO MUSIC? INSTEAD OF COMFORTING PEOPLE OR DOING HIS JOB? it's always one step forward two back with this show

THOSE FREAKY HALLUCINATIONS TRICKED ME...it's just like data to ask about death. but it wasn't him!!

the ending to this was actually a little anticlimactic but i did enjoy the journey. too bad it wasn't a big klingon ship eating monster though

one down, five to go 😤

[jzixuans]

hello i'm here to wish you a very Jin Zixuan day 🤸🏻‍♂️ whats a favorite moment or thought or headcanon about the birthday boy that you have tucked in the back of your mind at all times?

GOOD MORNING ABBY HAPPY JIN ZIXUAN DAY WE ARE POPPING SO MANY BOTTLES FOR THE ONLY MAN IN THE WORLD

ohhhhhhh i have so many thoughts about him you are getting many more than you asked for and i wish i was more articulate today but i am mostly filled with coffee right now and i have to finish a midterm later

1) he's a family man!!! obviously there's jiang yanli and jin ling and he loved them SO much but also i think it's kind of canon that he's a bit of a mama's boy and i think a lot about how between the betrothal and other social/political obligations he was largely adhering to what his parents wanted for him. also i will eternally thank cql for the extra bits we got of him (im like 90% sure they were added but i haven't finished the novel) of him trying to get jin guangshan to back off of jin guangyao. i think in his perfect world he really would have liked to have jin guangyao treated well in the family and would have wanted his parents to be able to reconcile jin guangyao's presence but i also think he wasn't willing to transgress those boundaries in order for that to happen because of filial piety and also class and also because symbolically that would have fractured his image of family more than repaired it :(

2) follow up to this a scene cql gave us that i think about sooooo sosososoososo often is "a-yao, you always avoid eye contact when you're hiding something." like yes cql had jgy play him like a fiddle and so this quirk was obviously artificial but it's the fact that not only did they spend enough time together for jgy to fib and plant this habit, but that jin zixuan NOTICED and he REMEMBERED. he's not as socially inept as people make him out to be! he's just awkward!!

3) this one is my most close to heart headcanon that's probably not canon but i like to think that jgy is actually older than jzx. either by a year or two but born on the same day, or (sexier) by just a number of hours. it kind of rubs a little more salt in the wound for jzx to be the recognized heir and jgy nothing more than a glorified attendant. more simply though it's endearing to think about little big brother a-yao and his big little brother :'))

4) the jin zixuan honour code thesis is REAL and THRIVING and i kiss xuanwu cave every morning on the mouth with TONGUE. him defending mianmian in the cave when no one else but lan wangji (hi xuanjimian friendship agenda) does is so good all the time in every adaptation and then you add to the mix cql's "is there any shortage of corpses lately?" (god he's so respectful even to wen corpses) and him honouring the girl he Thought was giving him soup by raising her rank and then him feeling so Bad about yelling at jiang yanli for the soup incident that he kind of just lay down and took the consequence is like!! in my mind there's (to oversimplify): lan wangji being the novel's most upright unwavering moral compass, there's wei wuxian being the novel's drive for justice, and then there's jin zixuan with his heart full of integrity and honour. my thoughts on this are summed up in "and so my heart beats wildly" by lily_winterwood during the scene where jin zixuan forces su she (?) to forfeit because he attacked mianmian and then forfeits himself because he also technically broke the rules. it's similar to nie mingjue's "after i kill him, i'll kill myself" but less out of some moral give and take but more because it's the right thing to do

5) xuanjimian friendship agenda :) and it is soooooo important to me that mianmian has her own #girlloser moments. she is not there to be their cool distinguished completely rational girl best friend. she is there because she looked at these two and said I Can Make Them Worse. they're all three a little bit mean and bitchy and incredibly self-righteous. too busy joining three sports teams and nine clubs to do any normal person hang out activities. my only crumbs are xuanwu cave, cql putting mianmian in the jin sect, and mianmian's (2) interactions with lan wangji but. they are best friends and they are all three jock prep nerds hope this helps <3

6) secret other friendship agenda: jzx lwj and nhz being xiao 3zun. they're like 3zun if 3zun was a little bit more cringe and had to sit at the kiddie table with their juice boxes while their brothers were being a cool political power throuple

[bustyasianbeautiespod]

men will find out that season 1 episode 5 of Good Omens opens with Crowley racing through the streets of London to "You're My Best Friend," as he tries to reach the book shop run by his best friend, the angel Aziraphale.

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grey i saw a spoiler i was looking at the [caps] hueeeeeeee oh muy gopd i was looking at an rticle of music in ghomesn ep 5 opens w crowley running in the street to you are my best friend [/end caps] im gnna kms [caps] its crover [/end caps] i saw somebody to love somewhere there but i closed it quick enough im really gnna vomit its so crover its sooooo croverrrrrrrr its [caps] soooooo crover iuts corvhbjwkmlfpvevhjklw'fdwhvgvvhjklw its crover ohn i fwel so sick [/end caps]

crystal [caps] nooooooooo god noooo i didn't want you to knowthat one. well. it is so crover [/end caps]

grey i feel so sick.

crystal now its gonna be a letdown when it happenssss whatever i'm just gonna start lying to you. that song never happens

grey well dont say anything hbhjnkmkshfjklsfvhnkwg

crystal queen didn't even write a song called somebody to love

grey god is it him going to aziraphale very happy that hes safe from ligur and hastur and then. well. and then. god. [caps] gof im going crazyty [/end caps]

crystal queen never wrote a song ever queen isn't even a band it's that dead british woman

grey this is so bad for me i was most;y normal abt ep 4 god [caps] god [/end caps] that is his best frieend god [caps] god ooooooooooh you make me live??????? as he thinks/discovers that aziraphale is dead [/end caps]

crystal somebody isn't even a word

grey [caps] their bookstore is gone????? [/end caps] god what if they really did romeo and juliet they wont but what if they did [caps] bit what if theyd if [/end caps]

crystal good omens doesnt even havd an episode 5 ep4 was the end of it

grey [caps] im gnna kill you neil gaoimamn are they gnna play somebody to love this season yes or no its crover. its done. its crover. its so ceover thats my jogging songgggggggg do not take it away from me thats my wind in my face song [/end caps]

crystal no they play no music ever

grey [caps] you cannot do this to me neil gaimamnm [/end caps] im losing it in ways u cannot possibly imagine' sick to my stomach etc okay i will sleep i will force myself into a deep slumber if i wake up terribly distraught it well may be