#nut anon

[screampied]

hi, v.

i’m really fucking excited for your kinktober, i’m going through some stuff today, but when possible i’ll gush more about it and our last yapping. many kissessssss

nut anon

hiiiii nutty boo !!! yayay i’m glad you’re excited i’ll try my best to make it extra spooky 👯‍♀️💓.

ooh no worries take your time. i hope you feel better! one step at a time and i’ll always be here whenever you wanna talk again <3 kissessssss

[silkythewriter]

Vox and alastor with an undeserving to be in hell reader!

Warnings!:non!

Fandom!: Hazbin hotel!

Author note!;I THINK TUMBLER ACTUALLY HATES ME (ﾒ﹏ﾒ)(｡•́︿•̀｡)it keeps not letting me edit my drafts, it’s happened like 3 times already this week alone!,…BUT ANYWAY I LOVE THIS IDEA I REALLY HOPE YOY ENJOY!!!!♡´･ᴗ･`♡

Summary!: alastor and Vox x reader WHOs I. Hell for a minor sin/crime

❤️Written by silkythewriter do not steal or repost any other platform please! <3❤️

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“Each time I find myself

Flat on my face

I pick myself up and get back in the race!”

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!📺✨Vox✨📺!

When you first admitted what you did that counted as a “sin” he was flabbergasted! He thought they must’ve made a mistake. All be it one that was in favor since he got to be damned with you. But still!

Out of every monster known to man kind one who’ve committed acts that are despicable. You, one who can barely hurt a damn fly get sent with them?

At first he thought you were genuinely just joking. And he actually laughed! Like audible chuckled before waiting for the actual reason, which never came, and he soon realized you were being serious!

He always questioned why you use to refuse to kill, or at least scare people into respect. But then you explained how you refused to be like the rest of the sinners.

He utterly dumb founded you made it this far without spilling a bit of blood, at least for survival!

He becomes more overprotective as if he wasn’t before, good luck with that!

Cause now he knows your rules, he knows you won’t budge. Nothing would get you to change your mind. So he made sure to keep eyes on you 24/7, you may be nice, but the other sinners in this damned place definitely aren’t. And he knows that from experience

Would neither confirm or deny he put a small tracker in an item you carry every where.

This man has enemy’s as you’ve seen, demons, overlords, rival company’s, it’s a headache an a half for him. Not that he hates protecting you and your values! No never!, but the nerve of the people who think they even have a chance to lay a hand on you.

Gives you the lastest phone from his series, and yes he will text you and blow up ur phone up if he can see you through cameras around the city.

Even if you put it on silent he wouldn’t put behind himself to over load it and just show up on your phone screen.

Sometimes he’s just so confused how you can be so nice, or at worst passive to those who are poking at you. He thinks your a saint, even if you aren’t, an maybe you have a short temper still the way you hold yourself form blowing up is astonishing!

Sometimes he jokes about how if you were to go to Charlie you would be redeemed in a day. And at night sometimes he thinks about it and it scares him to know there’s a possibility for you to go where he will probably never be able to follow you too

He loves you to the depths and the crooks of hell, and he’ll be damned again if he lets anyone hurt you. He sees you as a small soft light in the red cover world, and he will do anything before anyone can put out that light.

He makes sure to keep a good distance between you and Val, a BIG distance.

He’s always on the edge about people around you, how can’t he? He can’t trust all these “disgusting and repulsive” sinners in hell around you. The thought alone cringes him out and stresses him.

He knows to some degree he isn’t exactly better then them sin wise, but he makes sure to do his best for you while infornt of you, he cares about his image, and wouldn’t be afraid to scare someone into discipline. BUT he will tone it down, just for you ♥(⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)♥

He has you under wraps, from the public eye in this case. As much as he’s one to show off his earnings, he loves you a little to much and knows well people will use you as a advantage. He loves to show off but you something just for him behind close doors for now before he can work something out

NOW if the public were to already know, he show off by showing how untouchable you were, demons knew better to approach you seeing as how fast he is to get rid of those stupid enough to try something.

Overall he respects your morals of not wanting to stoop as low as other sinners. But it dose make him more protective of you, your like a rare gem. There’s only a handful of people like you, and even then the numbers decrees daily, so he dose his most to make sure you safe and happy <3

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!🎙️✨Alastor✨🎙️!

Like Vix he humors it at first! Playing around with it before Laughing with his usual staticky voice as he stared at you with his unnerving smile. You guys quite literally stared at each other for a hot minute waiting for the other to say something.

It took you clearing your throat for him to realize you weren’t just trying to get a chuckle outta him.

And for the first time since you met him you caught a hint of confusion, making you explain that it was genuinely what you did.

He quite literally burst out laughing, you, someone who probably did something everyone did once is in this horrid place stuck with the horrid monsters ever! Just for that single act alone.

He will admit he found it a bit amusing how you refused to kill or lay a hand on anyone. Refusing to stoop to other people’s levels. Now that for him is pure gold of entreatment! He’s seen people like you, say the same exact thing then crumble when backed I to a Corner.

But for the first time, for all the decades he’s been damned here, he’s seen you stick to what you’ve stated. You were very much quite a spectacle!

Now finding new amusement, he decided to protect you, cause someone like you were sure to be a one time experience. Aside from loving you of course

Now with your name being accosted with him alone is a shield in if its self. Barely any one approached you, aside from those playing with their afterlives of course.

If you ever feel a looming shadow or presence it’s most likely one of his shadows. Like Vox he is gonna have his eyes on you almost always

Although he loves you he will play around to get a reaction out of you. All for the fun of it!, he knows you cringe when he talks about his cannibalism tendencies he just loves seeing your cute little face scrunch up!

Even though with all of that he is a gentleman and will make sure no one is to bother you.

He’s quite impressed you made it this far without getting killed, I mean of course you have him but if you arrived to hell and didn’t met him immediately he’d be quite impressed and surprised one you both do meet

He indulges himself in the horrible aspects of hell, with no remorse or shame what so ever either. So although he dose respect your wishes he won’t stop or calm down his tendencies.. （；へ：）but on the bright side he’ll make sure your far away or he goes off to other part of the city and do whatever he wishes. But your likely to see on the news either way… (￣▽￣💧

He dose enjoy the more civil and nice talks he has with you though! He finds it nice to take a break from all the crude talk on the street from other sinners and have a nice conversation!

Great listener let me tell you, he’ll happily sit there as you explain your day away! He honestly enjoys hearing you genuinely happy!, although his a chatter box himself but he enjoys listening to you more then anyone or anything else!

Watches you be nice to the most repulsive, and rude demon like it’s nothing. Even when disrespected you find a way to calm down the situation and nicely at that. Of course the demon doesn’t live long once their out of your sight, but still! He’s pleasantly surprised.

He finds it rather weird that your nice just for the sake of being nice but still it’s definitely a nice refresher from all the horrible people down in hell!

You catch his eye rather quickly with how you stick out from others (in a good way! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ) and his eyes end up on you, you mainly have all his attention almost always if he isn’t off doing something!, your his light just live Vox he’ll make sure you’ll shine bright as ever and won’t go out.

Not everyone can catch it but in some rare moments he’ll be seen just staring at you as you happily talk away to Charlie. And for the smallest second you can see his unnerving smile turn into a soft smirk, eyes only on you and his mind filled with only you. This happens on the regular, it’s just he’s quick to cover up so no one sees!

Overall he loves you, even with some differences between your views he’ll still do his best to make you comfortable. Aside from teasing you here and there! But other then that he’ll protect you, your one of kind. And he loves having things no one else can.

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AHHHH HELLOOOOO OH GORSH I MADE IT JUST IN TIME THIS TOOK SO LOBG TO DO CAUSE I KEPT HAVING TO DELETE AND REWRITE ON A NEW DRAFT AUGHHH I HOPE TUMBLR FIXES THIS BUG, BUT ANYWAY TYSM FOR REQUESTING PLEASE COME AGAIN!!!\(^ヮ^)/’

[devil-in-hiding]

how do you think the guys in OTR would feel if reader had to put them on a sex ban for a bit?

like she’s gone six years without sex and then is suddenly having sex with four MASSIVE dudes, her body can only take so much 😭

and as someone who does have sex like- everyday or multiple times a day, sometimes you do just have to give your body a break. A bruised cervix isn’t fun 😪

-🫧

They will be whiny little babies about for the first day or two, but when you finally explain that even letting your legs fall opens makes a wince of pain wrack your body, they are at your beck and call, warm baths and body massages

Price and Gaz are the most apologetic, leaving little kisses to your hips and thighs when rubbing them

and it’s not like the four of them don’t have their own willing holes, and it also gives you a show 👀 the best nights are when Simon is reduced to nothing but a blabbering mess, accent so thick and speech so slurred no one was quite sure what he was saying, but locking eyes with him while he has Kyle fucking his face and Johnny is tongue deep in his abused hole?

[urgrossdaughter]

One more titty photo before bed?

im going to sleep tonight thinking about someone sneaking in and using my tits to jerk off <3

[baronessblixen]

I’m just waiting for the post someone is going to do where they parallel this new pic with the old 90s one where they’re in the same position :3

Like this?

I might cry 😭

[theanimeroom]

Chigiri Hyoma and NNN...to fit with his brand would either lose fast or win and finish fast 😂

NSFW UNDER THE CUT || MINORS DNI

NOVEMBER 20th || 5.12AM

NNN CHALLENGE LIST

Chigiri Hyoma was someone who was used to control. when he was with his friends, he was the one who made the plans. when it came to going on dates, you always let him take the reigns. In blue lock, he decided when he was going to move and how he was going to play. you'd never seen him lose control of a situation, that is until you asked him to participate in the no nut november challenge.

initially, he'd said no, but your wide doe eyes pleaded with him until his hard shell was cracking beneath the surface. you were his weak spot, always have been and always would be. because of that, it didn't take him very long to agree with your plans. although, he would have never agreed if he knew just how regretful he was going to be at the end of it.

you were his pretty girl, the one thing that could always make him feel better no matter the circumstances. just looking at you made his cock swell beyond belief, and he knew that having to restrain himself would prove difficult for the next 30 days. he wasn’t sure why you were trying to get him to participate in the challenge in the first place, but the pout painting your lips left his mind fuzzy and his mouth moving before he could stop it.

“fine,” he sighed, rolling his eyes when your bright smile and clapping hands made his heart swell in his chest. “but you owe me a month's worth of pussy after i win.”

you didn’t hesitate to nod your head, knowing that his stipulation wouldn’t last considering he was going to lose the challenge anyway.

despite your observation, chigiri was fully prepared to win this challenge, no matter how hard you made him. he means made it for him.

you wouldn’t admit it to him, but you were surprised at how long he’d lasted. you were never planning to make it the 30 days anyway, but you refused to tell him that as you wanted him to fold in his own after withstanding the torture you were planning for him. within the first week, you’d started walking around in less and less clothing, resulting in you pacing around the house in a pair of tight spandex and a cropped spaghetti strap.

chigiri didn't miss the way that you hummed as you skipped into the kitchen, a telltale sign of the conscious mischief you were causing. the man couldn't take his eyes off the swell of your ass, the way that it bounced behind you as you wrapped your fingers around the doorframe to the kitchen. his eyes shot up to your face the moment you turned your head to lock eyes with him, a teasing smile on your face and you shifted your weight from one foot to the other.

"you want anything while i'm in the kitchen?" you asked, sweetness lacing your tone. chigiri inhaled deeply, giving you a longer than necessary once over before tucking his bottom lip between his teeth.

with a shake of his head, his eyes met yours again. "no baby, but I could think of something that you could give me when you get back."

with a laugh, you were walking back into the kitchen. this was the first time chigiri had openly expressed his need for you since you both started the challenge, and you had to admit that he lasted a lot longer than you thought he would. but that didn't mean that you were going to give in to him that easily.

when you returned to the living room, you had a bowl and chips in hand, popping one into your mouth and you joined your boyfriend on the couch. you made a show of placing your long legs over his lap and crossing your ankles. you gave the man a sly smile as you held out a chip to him, teeth showing when he sighed before eating the chip straight from your hand.

you watched his jaw clench as he ate the snack, and you swear you could feel your pupils dilating as you stared at the soccer player before you. chigiri could feel your eyes on him with every move he made, yet he forced himself to suppress the smirk that was threatening to cover his face. he knew that if there was going to be any way for this challenge to end, now was his time to get it done.

he swallowed the chip you'd given him before he turned his head, an expecting yet hopeful look clouding his eyes. "so, you ready to give me what I want now?"

you laughed lightly at his refusal to give up. "while it's still november? nice try, baby."

with that being said you tried to climb off of his lap, but were stopped by a tight grip on your waist.

turning back to chigiri, you paused when you saw the glint that was hiding behind his gaze. you didn't even move when he used his free hand to graze your cheek, fingers lacing into your hair. when he leaned in you felt your breath hitch, his own breathing fanning over the shell of your ear.

"that wasn't a question, baby," were the only words spoken softly into your ear, barely having time to register what had happened before chigiri pulled away. when you felt his grip tighten slightly in your hair, you knew there was no going back from there.

"don't ever come up with a stupid fucking idea like this again," his words were dark as he nearly growled them into your ear, hips pressed flush against your ass for the first time that night. you were flat against the bed, face buried into the pillows as he leaned over your back, mouth so close to your ear that it made your brain go numb.

he forced himself as far into you as he could go, effectively knocking any rebuttals from your brain. all you could think about was how deep his cock was inside of you, and how you wanted him to ruin you until you'd made up for all the days you spent eyeballing the man without actually fucking the daylights out of him.

"m' sorry..." you breathed, hoping that he would start moving before you actually started begging. chigiri hummed inquisitively, a conniving smirk crossing his lips. "what was that baby? i don't think I heard you correctly."

a hard thrust left you crying out, eyes crossing as your mouth fell open. "m' so sorry! i promise I won't do it again just... please."

it seemed that the apology was enough for the long-haired man, as you soon felt his hips pull away, giving you just a moment of reprieve before he was forcing himself back into you at a diabolical pace. you could barely breathe as he fucked himself into you, the sounds of skin on skin reverberating around the room. you could barely even speak with the way he was fucking you, yet it seemed like chigiri had all the self-control in the world.

or maybe not.

"fuck baby, this pussy feels so good wrapped around me, missed it so much," a small mewl slipped from your mouth, walls clenching down at the praise. chigiri cursed under his breath, one hand reaching out to press against your lower back. "keep squeezing me like that baby, you're gonna make me come."

you clenched down even harder at his words, was he really about to come already? usually, chigiri could go for hours before even coming once, but he'd barely even been inside of you for 10 minutes. you couldn't help the way the revelation made your stomach tighten, your own orgasm creeping up inside you.

"p-please, want it a-all," you stuttered, eyes screwing shut as all your muscles contracted, body rolling into his in search of the release you so desperately needed. "wanna feel you fill me up, pleasepleaseplease."

you weren't even sure if what you were saying was making any sense, but you couldn't stop the words from escaping you as your mind finally clouded over, ecstasy and relief filling your veins as your orgasm wracked your whole body.

you were so fucked out that you almost missed the way chigiri growled into your ear, thrusts growing faster and out of rhythm as he spewed absolute filth into your ears.

"such a pretty girl for me. want me to come inside you, huh? think you deserve that after the torture you put me through?" his tone was wavering, the assertiveness he once had slipping away as he chased his own release. "but that's what all brats think, right? think they can just get away with whatever they want. but only good girls get the things they want, right? are you my good girl baby?"

"yes!" you cried, hands reaching back and pressing against his stomach. he was just using you at this point, your hole only being a tool for him to get off. "I'll be good, I promise!"

you felt chigiri's pace speed up once more, lewd curses slipping past his lips until he was bottoming out, a broken groan leaving him before you felt warmth fill your insides. you whined at the intrusion, body going limp against the bed just before you felt chigiri lay out on top of you.

the both of you were breathing heavily as you tried to catch up to what just happened. as you slowly started to regain your senses, a small moan reverberated from your throat. "baby?"

"hmm?" his voice was drowsy as he responded, one hand gripping your waist and giving it a light squeeze.

you took a second before you responded, swallowing harshly before you spoke again. "we are never doing this challenge again."

don’t not plagiarize! it’s not nice <3

[gallaghersgal]

hi same anon again. im feral now actually, thank you. fluff so good im flushed fr 🙏

something about vulnerability and soft intimacy with lip makes me go crazy. like running a hand through his hair late at night and just feeling him lean into the affection or sleeping next to him and even in his subconscious he HAS to be holding you in some way, even if it's just a hand cupping your thigh or something small like omggg i love him so much 😔😔

hehe yesss of course 🤭 mkip is everything to me esp their gentle friendly intimacy cause it’s like “we used to share a bed at four years old so why not now” except they’re 18 and totally not in love with each other… nope no sir

that actually reminded me. i have a soft intimacy blurb in my notes app that i wrote for … sonia? olive? idk we were discussing this in dms but anyways. here’s some more lip content i wrote but never posted ⬇️⬇️

you’re sitting with your back to the wall on your bed when lip sneaks in your window and you give a little amused laugh. you scoot up towards the edge, fingers reaching towards his hips before you wrinkle your nose up. “smell like cigs,” you complain, and lip can’t help but ruffle your hair.

he scoffs, “y’re a prissy little thing, aren’t you?” but the question is followed by his arms reaching behind his head, fabric of his black tee lifting to reveal the v of his hips, his abs, and his happy trail. one hand cradles the back of your head to draw you in towards his stomach.

you press your cheek there then sniff again and a discontent whine vibrates against his bare torso. fingers pick gently at his belt, “these too,” you pout. “still smell like smoke. don’ want it in my sheets.”

lip can’t help but laugh at you, stepping back to undo his belt and push his shorts down past his hips, leaving your boyfriend in nothing but socks and a pair of plaid boxers. a playful shove has you laid on the mattress and he swings one leg over your hips as he crawls into bed, straddling you. greedy lips mush to your cheek as he murmurs, “this better? hm?”

[ohimsummer]

This is nasty but poly stsg sucking on lactating reader while they jerk the both of them off. IGNORE THIS IF IRS STUPID

no I will not, ur a genius!!! them with a lactation kink is mayhaps a little intriguing….

they’re both extremely turned on by sucking on ur tits in general, let alone drinking the milk, plus if it helps relieve the ache in your chest then why not? win-win for everyone :3 they’re feeling you up all over and it’s such a relief to not feel so painfully full that you can’t even really focus on stroking them off, you have to remind yourself to keep touching them too but they don’t mind, as long as you feel good <3

somewhere in my head, satoru has a teeny tiny bit of a mommy kink…he will deny it at every turn but actions speak way louder than words (he’s a little too whiny and whimpering a little loudly and looks hypnotized as he sucks your nipples and he’s humping into your hand a little too eagerly) loves calling you mommy as a “”joke””

Suguru loves squeezing your chest (just a little since he knows it might hurt) and watching the milk dribble out. also loves referring to you as mommy/mama but less in a mommy way if that makes sense?? like goes ‘does mommy/mama need a massage☺️?’ smthg like that where it’s just teasing :33

[screampied]

the only cumeback from sukuna i want is his on me

nutty

(i’m high rn i’ll answer out yap session tomorrow, ily ily)

so real omg. me manifesting sukuna come back next chapter yes i can feel it 🙆‍♀️💓🎀

[silkythewriter]

I had an idea for a few headcanons you could do if ya want—

Maybe Sir Pentious with a reader who is so obviously in love with him, and keeps pining over him while literally everyone else but Sir Pentious himself can tell they like him? Like he's just really oblivous until reader finally straight up tells him.

Sir Pentious with a clearly in love reader!(●’◡’●)❤︎︎

Warnings!: Non!

Fandoms!:Hazbin hotel!

Author’s note!: HI HI OMG I LOVE SIR PENTIOUS HES SO SILLY!!!! I REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS AS MUCH AS I DID

Summary!: reader who’s clearly in love with our favorite snake demon

❤️Written by silkythewriter Do not steal or repost on any other platform please! ❤️

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“Call me, you can call me

Boy, just call me (call me, call me)

While you stalling, I'm evolving

I'd give all me”

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!🐍✨Sir Pentious✨🐍!

First of all, just to get out of the way, THIS MAN IS OBLIVIOUS!!!!, Autism be damned my boy can pull without even telling!!!!!

No but in all seriousness he is oblivious to your obvious longing for him.

Everyone can see you giving him shy longing stares only for him to be ranting about his latest invention. Not only would he not be able to tell but he’d always think your just being nice!

Of course he’s crushing hard behind his bedroom door to his little eggs. Happily stating and going on rambles of how gorgeous you looked today. He’d state everything! From the new hair style you tried to the new piece of clothing you bought and wore. When I mean he notices everything I mean it, but for some reason he can’t pick up on your obvious love for him.

The way he could stare in your eye as you tell him he looks breathtaking and still think you mean it just to be nice is astonishing. OF COURSE HES BLUSHING AND KICKING HIS TAIL, but he can’t bring himself to think you like him anymore than just friends!

He’d go to his egg boys and sadly rant on how you’ll only see him as friend. And the egg boys all share one Brain cell so they can’t tell you like him aswell!, maybe they might accidentally spill, or almost spill the secret of him liking you but he quickly knocks them away before you can make sense of what their saying.

All the residents watch as you do your best to drop hints only for him to complete miss it. Even angel cringes as he watches him completely be oblivious to the obvious flirting, it’s take Charlie and Vaggie to stop him from pointing out the obvious.

Husk almost always gives Sir Pentious as gaze of just utter confusion and tiredness.

He’d gladly take flowers from you that you gifted him and take care of it for weeks on end without realizing the romantic gesture!

Alastor, as always finds it humorous, although he usually doesn’t indulge himself in romantic like things he’s find it hilarious. “Even with three eyes he still can’t see the obvious! Ha!”

Charlie tries to help to the best of her ability to help guid him the right direction but it’s just end up with him more confused. Vaggie just face slaps internally,

honestly the whole crew wasn’t having high hopes for him as dim as that is. , look! He ain’t bad looking, but not many people would prefer his clumsy self, so they were honestly hoping he’d figure it out before you possibly moved on.

Even when your upset at the obvious frustrating situation he’s still be confused while trying to do his best to comfort you.

“Well I think the man isss clearly as dumb as a rock!”

It took you starring dead in his eyes for him to question if you were alright. Before you stated it was him

The way he just stood staring at you in pure disbelief, before snapping out of it and embarrassed as his previous words. But after the said embarrassment he’s full with giddy, why of course you love him!, he’s the great sir pentious!

Yea his embarrassment would quickly turn into pride, considering he got someone as beautiful as you to fall for him.

Definition of a clumsy gentlemen, he’d open doors so fast it’d smack him in the face, or pull when it’s a push door and be confused why it’s not opening.(´ω｀💧)

He’s just a silly lil guy! (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)

I feel like the crew in the hotel would be relief to find he finally figured out.

At the end of the night he’s squealing like a high school girl as he rambles to his egg boys about you in a new light!.

He’s gift you small little trinkets or happily spend hours with you talking!

He’s as lovesick as your are! He’s just a bit dense when it comes to accepting the fact you love.

It’s like the roles switched! Now he’s daydreaming-ly staring at you happy to have you as his, and him a yours.

Like I’ve said before! He’s a total drama queen, he can’t help it!, deny him a kiss teasingly? He’s crumbling down to the ground and holding his chest as if he just had a heart attack! (¬_¬)

He’s not at all secretive of his love for you, even if he wants to, to keep his image “professional”, he just can’t help and dote on you!

overall he’s a big dote and softy even if he tries to hide it, loves you with his whole being! ( ˘ω˘ ) He can a be a bit over the top sometimes but you’ll come to accept it! And hey who wouldn’t want a silly snake demons who’s tripping over their tail for you. Yea you got him in and over his head but he wouldn’t have it any other way. The roles have truly reversed(≖ᴗ≖✿)

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I LOVE HIS SILLY LIL SELF SO MUCH MORE PEOPLE SHOULD WRITE FOR HIM :(. TYSM FOR THE REQUEST I LOVED IT SM!!!! PLEASE COME AGAIN!!

[pianokantzart]

So apparently super paper mario is not considered part of the main gameplay canon but. Luigi gett bean fever in superstar saga....the stargate thing...and the fact he has a sprout in his head in SPM leading to mr l.

i connected the dots

Except Luigi didn't get bean fever. That was Mario.

But I see the dots you're trying to connect. I'm STILL trying to figure out what that stargate was talking about here:

Assuming it wasn't just straight up making nonsense up as part of the test.

Luigi wtf did you do?

[reorientation]

zyn anon. sorry again for the long ass updates I shall stop unless I get pregnant lmao.

speaking of, have more faith in me 😭 Ive been playing it mostly safe. kinda. I don't have to stop smoking and i dont want to 😒 and all this is mostly reversible unless he gets me pregnant, so I'm a lil more cautious. and im not pregnant i checked a few days ago, not because of a pregnancy scare but just paranoia lol im definitely a dumb whore tho. we've discovered he has a breeding kink. LMAO. lol. im so fucked

anyway so, as it turns out I was right about lacking self control.

he went on a camping trip for a few days, and i was really pent uppp and so was he lol. and when i came over to his place, almost immediately horny brain took over. we just started kissing on the couch, and took it to his room. thankfully his roommates still on holiday. i got so desperate and pathetic, i begged him to fuck me even though no iud yet. he was definitely enthusiastic lol. he only took his pants off enough to take his cock out. he also ripped my panties 😒 he went to grab a condom from the night stand,

he was like "gotta play it safe now aha" and i was like

"no. go bare. 🗿"

he didn't even question it, i was so wet and i felt how easily his cock slid on me before entering.

he only ever went raw a handful of times even before my failed vow of celibacy. since he thought it was dumb for me to get plan B even if he swore he didn't cum at all in me. other than that one time. he'd tell me when he's close, and immediately pull out to finish on me.

but this time it was so primal, being skin to skin and that bare and close was insane. he had a hand on my hip, and he'd basically pull me back down on his cock but fuck lol it just felt so strong. we stopped at one point, i was still all the way on his cock and on top of his lap but no riding. is that cockwarming?

idk but I want to do it again. i felt his dick like. move inside of me during that. all we did was make out but it was way too hot.

anyway, he pushed me on my back and told me he was close, as predicted, I told him to cum in me. he asked if I was sure and not only did i beg him to cum in me.

i told him to get me pregnant 😭

i wasn't thinking properly and I got scared immediately after saying it. i was worried it was gonna put him out of the mood but it did the opposite 😭😭 he asked smth like "oh, you wanna have my kids?" and omfg he kept mumbling about it. telling me to take it all deep, telling me hes gonna get me pregnant.

i came so hard, and only with penetration. it was such a weird feeling, and before i could become rational and tell him its just a prank. pull out. it was over, he came in me while mumbling about knocking me up 😭😭 i was short circuiting lol. and it was different than last time. it felt more shakey, and he kept doing these small thrusts after I think most of his cum was already pressed deep, and then he just settled all in me. he was soft by the time he pulled out, i was way too hazed out ngl

he came a lot. some started to drip down when he pulled out, and i felt him finger it back in me.

he said he didnt nut the whole trip, and was saving his cum for me. he knew id be too horny and impulsive to make good decisions. 😒.

as it turns out, he has a big thing for breeding, but was scared to tell me incase i took it a bad way.

im terrified of having a partner who gets off on the idea of getting me pregnant but I can't stay away.

i complained that id have to wake up so early to run out and get plan B, and buying it will be expensive.

so he told me to just not get it then. and I'm like .. well .. I'm not on any birth control and im full of cum .. like maybe risking it be a bad idea. ironically, like you had once suggested, he suggested I leave it up to chance.

I did take plan B after. twice lol. im still really anxious, but incredibly horny and I didn't know both could exist at once

he's arrogant now too. ill go over after work and when we're about to fuck, ill ask him to wrap it. and he's like "nah, don't feel like it tonight". he also threw out his condoms. but even if i bring my own he doesn't use them 😒

my birthcontrol method was to start riding him when he's about to get close, and pull off before he's about to cum. but he caught on and now just grinds me down on him as he's cumming

i told him about my detrans kink and he leans heavyy in it. or he probably is just an actual straight man. he reminds me daily that he can't believe i ever thought i was a boy. he doesnt even say it in a kinky way like he just means it. lol :/

im pretty much always thinking about it. everytime he finishes in me, im stuck dripping his cum for two days, and im still paranoid that ill be carrying more than just his cum from this blip up lol. and also, you taught me more about post nut clarity right. he told me to risk it maybe half an hour after he came. surely hed have post nut clarity and not actually want a baby, right?its weird to feel fear and horny at the same time.

(Previously)

have more faith in me 😭

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I told him to cum in me. he asked if I was sure and not only did i beg him to cum in me. i told him to get me pregnant 😭

Oh, I certainly have faith in you, Anon. I know you're going to do just what you're supposed to. 🖤

Come on, sweetheart. Do you really expect to make it out of this without him putting a baby in you? You begged for him to knock you up, took a week's worth of his cum in your unprotected pussy, and then just lay there blissed out and hazy while he made sure every drop ended up inside you.

Sure, you took Plan B afterwards. But now he knows what kind of girl you are, and that you won't stop him from keeping you full of his cum. Sooner or later, you'll be ovulating, and you'll conceive for him.

And that makes you dripping wet, doesn't it? Knowing that your straight boyfriend, who never thought of you as anything except a girl, is doing his damnedest to give you a baby bump. That you already came off T for him, and now you're taking his load in your fertile pussy whenever he tells you to.

When the day of your IUD appointment comes, I hope he just holds you down and fucks his cum into you, instead of letting you go. Clearly, he'd be justified: you can't possibly claim to be a reliable source on what you really want.

You thought you wanted to be a boy, but you eagerly turned back into a girl the minute a straight man got his cock into you. You thought you wanted to be safe, and then you begged for him to knock you up. Hell, you thought Zyns were worth whoring yourself out for, and you don't even like them. Why should he think that not wanting to have his babies is the one way you really know your mind?

[slutshamethesquirrels]

satosugu / sugusato deniers are actually in delulu land.

now let me say, it's okay to ship any consenting adult with any consenting adult. it doesn't have to be your otp. you don't even have to like it.

but to deny it's canon its absolutely bonkers knuts baffling. did yall read that manga in the dark or???

[an-albino-pinetree]

Honestly your love for all the cool AUs people have made makes me want to create a TADC AU worthy of you.

Worthy?? Of me??

[theanimeroom]

how would kazutora survive nnn 👀

NSFW UNDER THE CUT || MINORS DNI

NOVEMBER 1ST, 2023 || 11:42AM

NNN CHALLENGE MASTERLIST

i'm sorry, but this dude is a loser in the best possible way. kazutora hanemiya is someone with little to no self-control, and i think that is a fact everyone knows. he was always a needy person, especially when it came to his friends. he would go out of his way for their attention and praise, even if it meant resorting to less... ethical methods.

you already knew that kazutora would have a difficult time making it through the challenge, as he was your obsessive boy who could never seem to keep his hands off of you. you would have loved to say you at least thought he would make it past the first week, but you didn't even have that much faith in the man to make that promise (and be grateful that you didn't, you almost owed baji 20 bucks for that bet).

when you had suggested the idea at first, you had just wanted to see his reaction. you didn't think that the moment the words left your mouth, he would immediately agree without even considering the longevity of it.

"a month? that's not that bad. if my baby wants to do it, then what reason do I have to say no?" he chirped, the brightest and happiest smile on his face. initially, you were ready to remind him that a month was in fact 30 days and that he could barely survive 15 minutes without trying to put his dick in your mouth because he "couldn't hold it anymore". but then you quickly remembered that the man is a simp, and you should have known that the moment you expressed your want for something, there was no way he could deny you.

despite that, you both joined the challenge on the first day of november, hoping that the three rounds you had last night would be enough to hold you both over for the next 30 days.

the next morning you woke up with a small moan, eyes finally peeling themselves open enough to see the sun shining through your window, alerting you to finally wake up and drag yourself out of bed. you reached behind you as you did every morning, feeling the strands of kazutora's hair draping over his face. had he not hummed pleasantly at the feeling of your fingers in his hair, you would have assumed that the man was still sleeping, his arm wrapped around your waist tightening its grip.

"good morning kazu," you spoke softly, voice still a bit raspy from sleep. he responded with a couple taps on your tummy, something he always did when he was too sleepy to actually give a verbal response. you smiled softly, shuffling more under the covers as you cuddled against his chest. you shut your eyes again, letting yourself revel in a few more minutes of sleep before deciding to get ready for the day ahead of you. you lay in silence for all of 10 minutes before you felt a rough hand caressing your stomach again, the light touch making you jerk a bit as you held in a laugh. when he did it again you giggled, jerking your hips back as you ran away from his touch. "baby, that tickles."

"sorry..." he grumbled, voice rumbling so deep that you nearly felt it in your own chest. he moved his hand from your stomach and chose instead to run it down the length of your leg, stopping momentarily to grab the underside of your knee. "you're just so soft..."

when his sentence had finished your leg was being lifted, kazutora resting the limb on his own, which he'd so precariously placed between yours. you didn't think much of it until the skin of kazutora's thigh was being pushed into your mound, a heavy gasp escaping you as the pressure made your stomach turn.

"so soft," he said again, this time crystal clear as his hand continued to trace every inch of exposed skin on your body. you only truly reacted when his hand slipped into your shirt, trapping one of your breasts between his fingers. he fondled the mass, relishing in the way your body reacted to his ministrations. your hips ground against his thigh, the heat in your stomach spreading as the man pinched your nipple softly. "and pliant."

"kazu..." you warned, although it sounded more like a plea for more in his ears than anything else. "we can't."

the man behind you whined, only playing with your tits more feverously at your rejection. "why? don't we always have sex in the morning?"

his voice sounded borderline distraught as you tried to remove his hand from your shirt.

"we're doing the challenge, remember? we've barely even made it 12 hours," your words made the man pout. he knew that he agreed to the challenge rather quickly, but you wouldn't actually deny him like this, would you?

"but i want you..." he pouted, sleepy hands moving once again to roam around your body. he didn't miss the way your hips never stopped grinding against his thigh, his free hand that wasn't playing in your hair moving towards his own mouth to wet his fingers before slipping them into your night shorts. a quiet moan came out of your mouth as his fingers flicked at your clit, your hand that was playing in his hair pulling at the strands harshly. "don't you want me too, baby?"

you did. you truly did want the man and honestly, with your current conditions, you didn't think that it would be that bad of an idea. you'd barely even started this challenge, so how hard would it be to just say you never even attempted at all? maybe if you just let it go this one time...

your thoughts were cut short by the feeling of kazutora's fingers sliding into your cunt, knocking the air out of you as you felt the digits curl, pressing directly into your g-spot. a curse passed your lips and it was only a moment later that you felt kazutora press against the side of your face, forcing you to look directly at him. "all you have to do is say the word. you know I can't say no to you," he purred. his bright eyes caught your attention immediately, and it was then that you knew you could never say no to him, either.

"please, kazu," you didn't hesitate before asking him, the challenge be damned. you didn't fight him as he leaned in, pressing his lips onto yours softly, a small moan slipping from the man's mouth to your own.

"more, baby!" kazutora groaned as spent no time stuffing you full of his cock the moment you asked, although you were sure it was more for him than you. your breathing was labored as you tried to find something to steady yourself, your hoisted leg and kazu's rapid thrusts almost forcing you off of the bed. you were still propped on your side, your boyfriend being more than too lazy to change positions. "fuck, keep fucking me like that."

you didn't have the time or energy to explain to him that he was the one fucking you, but let the man run his mouth regardless. this was something that you were used to already, his cries and pleas for you to do more when he was the one effectively leaving you brain dead. your hands found purchase in the sheets, holding onto them for dear life while kazutora pressed his body against yours, the warmth only inspiring the man to go harder.

"s-slow down baby..." you pleaded, feeling your body jerk with every stroke of his cock against your g-spot, your wet cunt squeezing around him so beautifully. "you're gonna...b-break me like t-this."

"let me," he demanded, holding your body still as he fucked you mercilessly. "wanna see you completely broken for me."

his words left a lingering pulse in your heat, giving way to kazutora's begging and allowing him to fuck you the way that he wanted. at your compliance the man cursed to himself, burying his head in the crook of your neck. you cried out when you felt his teeth sinking into the skin connecting your collarbone to your shoulder, sucking on the area until there was a purple mark flourishing on the surface.

if he wanted you broken, he certainly was accomplishing his mission. you could barely breathe with the way he was fucking you, your stomach clenching and cunt pulsing as you felt your orgasm coming strong.

"fuck, i wanna come inside you. let me come inside you baby?" the man asked, hand grabbing the underside of your leg and holding it upright as it started to slip. when you wordlessly nodded your head, kazutora let out a deafening groan. "thankyouthankyouthankyou-"

you barely had a second to register his gratitude before your eyes were shooting open, wide and blurry as kazu forced himself as far as he could go inside of you. the warmth that followed was enough for your body to shudder, orgasm washing over you as you only saw a white cover of bliss envelope your vision.

kazutora didn't even bother pulling out as he finally released your leg, legging your body go completely limp against the sheets. your breathing was labored and heavy, barely able to speak as you turned your head to look at the man behind you.

"do you feel bet-" you didn't even get the chance to finish your sentence as you saw kazutora with his eyes closed, chest rising and falling in an even rhythm. you couldn't stop the scoff that escaped you, a loving smile adorning your face before you laid back down and covered your exposed body with the duvet.

you were so grateful that you never accepted that bet from baji.

dont plagarize! it's not nice <3

[aemondsbabe]

Ewan in the last interview with Vanity Fair: "Aemond has a similar kind of code that helps him. That’s why he’s so easily able to walk out on the madam: Love is weakness in his world. Alicent challenges that code—she is, in fact, his kryptonite. With the people that you love most and the ones you want the most, you often have to push them out of the way to get what you want. It’s similar to the kid in the playground who bullies his crush. He just doesn’t want his mum at work. He wants to do the job at hand, and his mum can’t get in his way." 😭😭😭

i’m telling you girlies these mommy’s boys are insane like “it’s similar to the kid on the playground who bullies his crush” ewan PLEASE

i feel like i’m staring down the barrel of a gun saying this but god that man wants to fuck his mommy i’ll say it, heck i’ve been saying it

he wants her bad idc bless him