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[teamwing]

I explode you with my voltorb army

that seems a little... excessive, capische?

[teamwing]

Sounds good to me, kiddo. I'll put the word out not to start anything with you.

As luck would have it my tailor just expanded into Unova-- he's in Castelia, a couple doors down from the art gallery. Last I heard my guy himself was back at his Kalos branch, but he left his son in charge of getting the ball rolling in Unova. Good kid; did a great job setting up their branch in Kanto a ways back. I'll let him know to expect you.

I can't believe how dumb criminals are- You made this whole account writing where you're set up, what kind of crimes you recommend- your uniform and more shit like that- haha whatever- makes my job of catching criminals wayyyy easier

@joltik-guy

Y'know, kiddo, I can respect that. But are we really the kind of criminals you want to be going after? We don't hurt pokemon and focus our crimes on targets who can afford to part with their, let's face it, largely unearned cash.

I'll cut you a deal, capische? You stay out of our business, we stay out of yours. I'll even set you up with our tailor, see if I can't get you a deal on costume repair. This way we have one less problem to deal with and you have time to focus on the more... Dangerous criminals, capische? Last I heard, Unova still has issues with Team Plasma loyalists.

[teamwing]

Whats the morality of battling pokemon who actively oppose you on heists eg. Police growlithes

I always figured they're no different to any other trainer battle as long as you treat 'em like that-- fight to win, but don't fight dirty, capische?

[teamwing]

Hey boss!

Now that Authorities in Hoenn are actively looking for the shit I stole and looking for me (luckily my joltik cut the power in the heist so there should only be eyewitness testimonies) do you reckon it would be safe to pull another heist here or should I wait till I'm back in Johto to pull something else. I'm lucky enough to have somewhere to stay and food to eat at the moment so it might be better to wait until stuff cools down first

Sprite :>

Might be a little late getting to this-- pressing business in Kalos-- but if you're worried about heat it never hurts to play it safe.

[teamwing]

I can't believe how dumb criminals are- You made this whole account writing where you're set up, what kind of crimes you recommend- your uniform and more shit like that- haha whatever- makes my job of catching criminals wayyyy easier

@joltik-guy

Y'know, kiddo, I can respect that. But are we really the kind of criminals you want to be going after? We don't hurt pokemon and focus our crimes on targets who can afford to part with their, let's face it, largely unearned cash.

I'll cut you a deal, capische? You stay out of our business, we stay out of yours. I'll even set you up with our tailor, see if I can't get you a deal on costume repair. This way we have one less problem to deal with and you have time to focus on the more... Dangerous criminals, capische? Last I heard, Unova still has issues with Team Plasma loyalists.

[teamwing]

Business really is booming in Kalos, even if Lumiose does seem to have some kind of superhero now. Mostly just means we gotta take our time and focus on jobs they ain't likely to interfere with.

[teamwing]

"Dewpiders Sycamore is an outlier adn should not be counted"

I want to be a professor but I’m stupid and my only work experience is as a breeding assistant and as a galactic grunt. How do I start?

first of all i would leave your involvement in any underworld conspiracies and/or terrorist organizations off your resume if you can.

from there most professors either go through college to get their masters in pokeology or fuck off into the tall grass for 10 years until they can call themself an expert

[teamwing]

Wait hold on I gotta ask my niece about something real quick

I want to be a professor but I’m stupid and my only work experience is as a breeding assistant and as a galactic grunt. How do I start?

first of all i would leave your involvement in any underworld conspiracies and/or terrorist organizations off your resume if you can.

from there most professors either go through college to get their masters in pokeology or fuck off into the tall grass for 10 years until they can call themself an expert

[teamwing]

Yeah, that ain't what revives do everywhere else I've been. They're more of a stimulant capsule, capische? If one of your pokemon faints, it can get it back on its feet.

Have you seen the pokemart has an account now? They're sending advertisements to everyone- please topple this cooperation :)

Y'know, anon, I have mixed feelings on pokemart. I'm on board with their being in every poke center these days. Pretty convenient. But I'm less on board with the arbitrary limits on what newer trainers are allowed to pick up.

Feels like that's less for a company to decide and more for a regulatory body, capische? That said, it means there's always a market for revives, ultra balls, full heals... that kind of thing.

[teamwing]

Are they not common knowledge? I mean I usually try to avoid using 'em, seeing as stimulants ain't a substitute for real medical attention, but I usually have a couple on me just in case, capische?

Have you seen the pokemart has an account now? They're sending advertisements to everyone- please topple this cooperation :)

Y'know, anon, I have mixed feelings on pokemart. I'm on board with their being in every poke center these days. Pretty convenient. But I'm less on board with the arbitrary limits on what newer trainers are allowed to pick up.

Feels like that's less for a company to decide and more for a regulatory body, capische? That said, it means there's always a market for revives, ultra balls, full heals... that kind of thing.

[teamwing]

Gonna be honest with you. In the last year I had an accident that left me permanently disabled, and I’ve struggled to come to terms with it. I use my crutches pretty well nowadays, but I’m sick of the pitying glances and “differently abled” and “handicapable” shit that people keep giving me. I’m realizing I deserve better than that. I’d rather make a living doing crime and be feared than be the poor inspirational “person with disabilities.” You got room on your team for a self proclaimed cripple with a mean streak? I’m not down with stealing Pokémon and can’t run like I used to, but I’ve got a nasty left hook and my team’s loyal and strong.

Anon, are you by any chance planning to hit Amity Square? Because either way, welcome to the team, kiddo.

[teamwing]

Sorry for the radio silence, Boss! I had to go to Alola to visit my mom and I accidentally dropped my phone in the ocean on the ride over. At least the historical society finally stopped calling me... Anyways, I've been training up my team some more and teaching them some new tricks, including having my Primarina and Sylveon work together to distract people while my Bulbasaur is picking their pockets. They've also been battling each other (along with the rest of my team) to get stronger all around, just in case. My friends have been excited to get to battle me again, too, so it's a win-win situation!

-Bulbanon

Ah, nothing like crime for bringing people together. Y'know we don't have a huge operation in Alola yet-- if we ever come to an agreement with Team Skull, we've some good options out there.

[teamwing]

I'd suggest you mind your own business, pokemart-official. Wouldn't want any major shipments to go missing, capische?

Have you seen the pokemart has an account now? They're sending advertisements to everyone- please topple this cooperation :)

Y'know, anon, I have mixed feelings on pokemart. I'm on board with their being in every poke center these days. Pretty convenient. But I'm less on board with the arbitrary limits on what newer trainers are allowed to pick up.

Feels like that's less for a company to decide and more for a regulatory body, capische? That said, it means there's always a market for revives, ultra balls, full heals... that kind of thing.

[teamwing]

Oh, everywhere has a thriving black market for max revives. Just about no official channels sell them, but enough of 'em make their way out into the world that most trainers have used one at some point.

Anyone ever cracks the chemistry behind 'em, they stand to make some serious bank. We considered it ourselves, but figured there's no way to test them that doesn't have a chance of causing harm. We ain't about that, capische?

Have you seen the pokemart has an account now? They're sending advertisements to everyone- please topple this cooperation :)

Y'know, anon, I have mixed feelings on pokemart. I'm on board with their being in every poke center these days. Pretty convenient. But I'm less on board with the arbitrary limits on what newer trainers are allowed to pick up.

Feels like that's less for a company to decide and more for a regulatory body, capische? That said, it means there's always a market for revives, ultra balls, full heals... that kind of thing.

[teamwing]

Do you care for your grunts? Honestly?

Absolutely. I ain't gonna call 'em family, but if you're in the org, the org has your back. Operational support, legal representation, training-- we're here to help you and your partners be the best criminals you can be, capische?

[teamwing]

Have you seen the pokemart has an account now? They're sending advertisements to everyone- please topple this cooperation :)

Y'know, anon, I have mixed feelings on pokemart. I'm on board with their being in every poke center these days. Pretty convenient. But I'm less on board with the arbitrary limits on what newer trainers are allowed to pick up.

Feels like that's less for a company to decide and more for a regulatory body, capische? That said, it means there's always a market for revives, ultra balls, full heals... that kind of thing.

[teamwing]

or join Team Wing and discover the wonderful world of doing crime with your friends

Hypothetically, if I wanted to join an evil team, which one should I join?

Like... Which one is the best to join?

is this like a serious question. get over yourself and join your towns Pokémon Fan Club