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that fucking face i can’t~🎃
#he looks so pissy#and he’s still fucking adorable#honestly that was me yesterday#took this weird ass nap and woke up absolutely incensed#like i think i could have fought someone just for telling me that grass is green#so basically for no discernible reason#so fucking bizarre#he’s so so so gorgeous#fuck#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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I don’t think we talk enough about how Ford can see shrimp colors
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#mabel pines#dipper pines#ford gets super jealous when his family praises ‘special’ things#I hc he gets so pissy when animals who are born different get awed at and put on news cause like so it’s weird when HES the one??#also not dead#just have not had the motivation to create much#this is actually an old comic but i never had the motivation to finish#doesn’t help that mantis shrimp are so colourful and complicated#like go look them up it’s like the worst thing to draw ever#also I loved going to Aquariams with my family so here they are
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Lovestruck!
#vashwood#trigun#trigun stampede#wolfwood#nicholas d. wolfwood#tristamp#vash#vash the stampede#da gallery#get you someone that looks at you with so much love like vash#ww is barely holding it together he’s acting all pissy n mumbling complaints#but he’s so head over heels and absolutely has no idea how to regulate his feelings#go listen to monsune - outta my mind for this drawing will ya#edit: i did not intentionally put flags in this BUT idm if y’all spot any lol it’s cool with me#just so happened the overlays made some colors look like it teehee
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And if i burned down my kitchen failing to cook something up, then what? Anyway [KnY AU]
#my art#kimetsu no yaiba#inosuke hashibira#tanjiro kamado#zenitsu agatsuma#kny au#my aus#?#kamaboko hashira au#for the meantime . but i wont be posting anything else probs#LMAO#inosuke is short TO ME#i cannot picture him growing a lot more i just cant#tanjiro looks like he'd be tall#and zenitsu deserves to be taller than inosuke by more than 0.5cm and bully him about it#inosuke would be sooo pissy that he is shorter than those two#169.6cm is so specific because of kda kai'sa from league#a reference#yall will take this au from me from COLD. DEAD HANDS.#fun fact ive decided.#inosuke has TWO daughter.#one is 3yo and the other is a few months old baby#zenitsu gets the entertainment district arc because i think its funny#inosuke gets the swordsmith village arc#tanjiro... *side eyes the mugen train*#....would yall forgive me-
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thinking abt pm dazai from chuuyas pov again. AURGH. the way hes clutching onto the coat. the ada clothes underneath. the spectre-like figures surrounding him. its probably the most pitiable pmzai has ever looked and its seen alongside chuuya bitterly saying 'youngest exec in history'.
#even when hes pissy abt him he doesnt see dazai as intimidating or even put together#pm dazai in chuuyas eyes just looks lost.#im chewing concrete#soukoku#bsd#sorry guys im having skk thoughts again#basement scene was actually a completely deranged intro to their dynamic it says So much in so little time GOD.
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🚨🚨 MINOR SPOILER CONTENT🚨🚨
In celebration of our blasty drama queen being alive and slaying,
I present to thee, Bakugo Katsuki ✨
ik I said Izuku was babygirl because lookathim but Katsuki is straight up original malewife material, I mean this boy had Mitsuki Bakugo for a mother for fucks sake
He grew up in a household where mothers meant pride and strength and fathers meant peace and comfort he is hands down tiddies out peak malewife and that's on canon ain't nobody telling me otherwise
#hori rlly went off on this one#he said ima make this gayass bitchboy so wifey coded#and he succeeded#tell me to my face you cant imagine him doing domestic chores with perfection#while looking like a pissy chihuahua that snarls if you step on the clean floor#the brainrot is real#bnha#bkdk#mha#horikoshi#bakugou katsuki#bakudeku#izuku midoriya#my hero academia#ktdk#kacchan
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I DIDN'T SEE THIS. IM LITERALLY VIBRATING WITH EXCITEMENT!!! 😭😭😭 LOOK AT LITTLE BABY FIVE, he looks so dapper!
#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klause hargreeves#luther hargreeves#Lila pitts#Viktor hargreeves#ben hargreeves#I wanna know whats happening SO bad#they look like they're back at the sushi place hotel#viktor looks GOOD#ben looks shaggy as hell lmao#allison looks kinda pissy in this not gonna lie lmao#don't know what's happening with klaus - kinda looks like he's from csi#DIEGO IS A MONSTROSITY - PUT THAT MUSTACHE AWAY#HE LOOKS LIKE MY DAD -OMFG#Lila is a cutey always#And five is just the best. Look at him#Taller than Viktor - but still SO TINY#That suit! That hair!!#It looks like some time passed between 3 to 4#Im so happy#I read a fic - a really good fic recently#and I kinda want them to go back to their OG timeline - with the added bonus of their lost or dead lovers - HOPE REGGIE IS DEAD#Like - I think that would be a good ending - them being in a weird world where their father is THAT big of a name is just ick - stupid alie#doesn't deserve the recognition
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The poem evokes human greatness and human vulnerability. People are “godlike” in their courage and skill, but even the greatest mortals fall and clutch the dust between their bloody fingers. The beautiful word minunthadios , “short-lived,” is used of both Achilles and Hector, and applies to all of us. We die too soon, and there is no adequate recompense for the terrible, inevitable loss of life. Yet through poetry, the words, actions, and feelings of some long-ago brief lives may be remembered even three thousand years later.
--Emily Wilson's introduction to the Iliad
#so. we've come to the Iliad section in my Early World Literature class. and in that context we're utilizing the public domain translation by#A. S. Kline which made me think: you know what would be extremely fucking cool? since I'm going to have access to the Kline text until#the course closes in December. why don't I at least start the Wilson version and see how the two translations differ? so I'm now reading#The Iliad#as translated by Wilson and performed by the utterly masterful Audra McDonald. or well. I _would be except I'm so delighted. stunned. by#the incisive thought-provokingness of her introduction I keep needing to pause and write down various quotes: just this whole idea of#the poem revolving around how all all our deaths shall come too soon and there is no adequate compensation for that awful fact just FUCK#linguistics#mythology#folklore#fairy tales#lit geekery#book babbling#(oh I am already so fucking deep in this fannish hell and I haven't even really started her translation: like the Kline one is fine. but#it's very focused on *trying* to be Homeric you know? so there are all these very archaic references ala to Apollo#as Smintheus. which I then have to stop and look up oh. that means he's the mouse god and being the mouse god is important because#it ties back to him being an oracular god. which is then why the Greeks want to turn to another oracular god when he gets all pissy at them#and on one level. learning that mice were associated with the power of prophecy? extremely cool shit. on the other. well I have to#read a large chunk of this text in a fucking week Kline my good bud was it really necessary to provide an odd mouse reference I then#needed to find the context for *myself* I can already tell Wilson's tendency to provide context. both in the intro and just in general#wanting to make it readable terms will make this so! much easier of an introduction. (Kline. by contrast. would be really fucking cool if#you were a third-time reader and wanted all the marvelous nuance. just *rubs forehead* not a great intro when you're only focusing on#this text for a fucking week)
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Inspired by @spectralarchers biker!au fanfic, take back streets to avoid the fuzz.
Ghost asks Soap to take a picture of him on his bike cause the light is just right, but Ghost’s being picky about the result.
#ghostsoap#soapghost#codmwii#biker!au#i've been thinking way too much about soap being ghost's backpack#just feels so right you know#mechanically inaccurate motorbike#also Ghost's being pissy but he's actually really in love#he just doesnt know how to say it out loud yet#cod#this is my first comic ever and it looks like it#but im really proud of it#my art
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the fact that MIKE NESMITH knew that the monkees would at one point just be so comfortable giving each other platonic kisses in their home if one of them asks is the craziest thing ever.
#the monkees#he wrote it in the damn 90s special!!#mike nesmith#peter tork#davy jones#micky dolenz#i’m sorry#i know i’ve posted about this before it’s just so important#the monkees say consent is good#you can always say ‘no thanks!’ and your friend should respect you#but is so common in their household micky doesn’t even blink when davy says ‘kiss’#like they don’t even say ‘can i have a kiss’ or ‘do you want a kiss’ or ‘i want a kiss’#nope they’ve gotten so comfortable davy just can go ‘kiss’ and that must mean he wants a kiss and is not referring to the band#and this was written by MICHAEL NESMITH#the special is very much an odd experience (mike you were not very good at tv writing but that’s okay babe it’s hard) but that is so good#and wonderful#that they give little platonic kissss#because of course they do!#he made the executive decision that at some point even DAVY stops looking for a girlfriend and just settles down to be a pissy housewife#in that lil apron in the beginning#they just are all livin together because they don’t need anything else!
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Talia and Baby Jay dynamic make my brain giggle.
#talia al ghul fanart#Talia Al Ghul art#talia al ghul#jason todd fanart#jason todd art#jason todd#ron’s art tag#shut in the fuck up ron#that’s his mom 2.0#he wants to be just like her#also before anyone gets pissy about the scarf#i am Muslim. she is not. she kILLS people. safe to say she doesn’t subscribe to the religion. she more than likely doesn’t wear a full hijab#or khimar#At best what she wears in GK is a shayla#but…she isn’t Muslim…and would probably look at you like you were stupid if you said she was#or Ra’s.#it’s sO fucked when I read fics where they are still assassins…and say “allahuakbar” or other Islamic phrases…because…it implies shit…😐#like coming fROM a Muslim…don’t do that shit. it’s weird and messy and just���gives the wrong vibes. if you didn’t know it’s chill just…don’t#them in Ramadan post’s because there aren’t enough Arab/Muslim characters is fine but…please don’t write them quoting scripture while…#actively fighting/killing people. it’s…yeah…no…bad vibes all around. super fucked for Sunnis and Shias. we don’t want that shit. I’m sorry.#the scarf is for sneek 100 use ONLY.#😭#but anyway he loves his mom. :))
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My housemate is moving out in January
She told us this a week or two ago, when she sat down and, after sitting with us watching TV for over an hour, said "hey so I bought a house and I'm moving out. We agreed on 2 months notice so I won't move until the end of January."
The last time she talked in the immediate terms about buying a house was in 2021, when the sale she was working on fell though and she was unemployed so it was a "when I'm back in a position to look I'll start looking again." Since then I've occasionally asked her how she's doing on the house buying front and she's been like "oh I'm getting there financially" but hasn't mentioned anything concrete.
She didn't tell us she was looking at places. She didn't tell us she had put in an offer. She told us when the offer was finalised. A week AFTER she emailed the letting agent about getting out of her part of the lease. And, it increasingly feels like, only because the letting agent's response was that we had to agree to change the lease.
The letting agent's response (which our housemate obviously didn't copy us into; we had to follow up separately and they copied us into the email chain) also includes that when we change the lease, they're empowered to change the rent, quote, "no cap". Rent was already going up in January - there's no possibility of Sam and I paying her share of the rent.
The really fucking upsetting thing is we're not strangers. This isn't a casual "housemate we found on flatshare" thing. She and Sam have lived together literally their entire adult lives. Me and her have known each other well over a decade. I lived in her and Sam's flat when I was homeless. We were the first people she came out to as trans. We're not super close but I thought we were fucking friends. And she's literally gone out of her way to not talk to us about this for what must have been months while the sale completed - which means she's lied to my face at least once cause I've asked her about her finances in that time (cause she's in a job she hates that she only took to get the house money, so it's like. when we've been commiserating about work stuff I'm often asking 'are you almost free?'). she literally went out of her way to talk to the letting agents before talking to us about putting us in a situation where we could lose our fucking home.
And she keeps. trying. to pretend nothing's happened. Every time I've seen her since then she's not mentioned anything or apologised or anything, she just keeps chatting away and offering hugs and fistbumps like nothing's happened. Like we're still fucking friends.
All it would take for us to still be friends and to be happy for her would have been one fucking sentence in the groupchat like "hey, just put an offer in on a house" or "I'm looking at properties, just so you know, that might happen in the next few months". Like nobody begrudges her for buying a house! It's very cool for her! She's 31 she's worked really hard to get the money I would love to be happy for her! Unfortunately she decided avoiding conflict is more important than giving the people she fucking LIVES WITH (who btw fronted her a month on the rent here while she was unemployed and agreed to take on a larger proportion of the move-in cost back in 2021, if we're still holding ourselves to shit we said 2.5 years ago), so no, you are not entitled to our friendship or to going back to normal.
like if she'd been honest with us it would have been something to process but we'd have had time to figure out our next steps. instead she's left us in a position where we have to find a new roommate before she gives her one month notice, which means finding someone by the end of December, which oh look that's the middle of the fucking Christmas holidays. and she didn't tell us anything until the START of December, or copy us into her conversation with the letting agent, meaning we still don't know what the rent on that space will be so we aren't yet in a position to advertise it. Has she offered to help find a roommate? Has she fuck. Has she offered to help out by moving her move-out date? Nah, she's moving as soon as she gets the keys because, quote, "that means her finances won't have to change". SOUNDS LOVELY. NOT HAVING YOUR FINANCES SUDDENLY CHANGE. I THINK THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY REASONABLE FUCKING GOAL.
Thirteen fucking years she's lived with Sam. Four fucking weeks over Christmas she's left us to figure out a way to not turbofuck our living situation. And she's got the fucking nerve to try and pretend we should be interacting like nothing's changed. Jesus Christ. What a fucking unhinged way to treat...anybody, honestly. never mind the friends-your-entire-adult-life part. literally cannot imagine a scenario in which I would buy a house without telling the people I lived with.
(haha actually this is what my parents divorced over so apparently it's not unusual. although at least my dad had the decency to tell the woman he shared finances with at the point he put in an offer not the point the fucking sale went through.)
Like we'll be fine. It's a huge city centre flat with decent rent and queer housemates, hopefully even when the rent goes up it'll be an easy sell in a city with a huge housing shortage and big queer community. We've got a couple of people interested already, sight unseen - worst case scenario we have to live with someone we don't get on with. And it's given Sam and me a push to look at our own finances and as of today, we've got a mortgage decision in principle and can start looking at flats in the area - mind, we'll be transparent upfront and tell any prospective housemates that yeah, we're looking to buy and move out in the next 6-12 months, and we'll tell them if we put an offer in, because we're decent fucking people who aren't going to spring that on someone out of the blue.
But it's been I think 2 weeks and I'm so fucking angry I could spit. It's such a fucking betrayal. And frankly you know selfishly like. I just had a breakup a couple of months ago, I'm in the middle of moving jobs, both me and Sam have a history of housing instability and this has been the first decent, stable, safe, not-mouldy not-freezing home I think any of us have had, and this is so fucking triggering and upscuttling I could just start biting. like I was talking to my friend about it last week and it's just like. Can I have One Fucking Thing of the three main tentpoles of survival - home, work, relationships - that are fucking stable right now? because shit has been In Flux lately. and at least the work and relationship stuff has changed because of my decisions. going through all that work to make myself short-term unstable to gain long-term stability has been really hard and draining and then just as I was reaching the crisis point with work stuff BOOM, IT'S HOUSING INSTABILITY WITH A STEEL CHAIR. fuck. seriously fuck this and fuck her. we're going to make something good come of it but what a deeply, unbelievably shitty thing to do.
#red said#the other thing that bugs me about it is. ok and again this is old shit dredged back to 2021 when we moved in together#but i had my housemate. and Sam had her. and each of us were really close pairs who'd lived together a long time#and we tried looking for flats as a four but a) a flat with 4 good sized bedrooms in Edinburgh is hens teeth#and b) my housemate was pretty happy to live with me and Sam but increasingly felt like a 4 man flat was going to be a lot for him#and so in the end we talked about it. and through a combination of that and same housemate being in a pretty#unfavorable position housing wise. cause she was unemployed and had shit credit at that moment.#we agreed she'd move with us and Joe went and found a one bed#and in the end that's been really great for him tbh he's a lot happier and more confident and we were pretty sick of each other by then#and so we get on much better now#but at the time it was a real heartache i felt like I'd let Joe down i felt like our friendship was over#and honestly I have never been a huge fan of living with our current housemate. even before we lived here#like when i was staying with her and Sam too. she's incredibly messy and takes up a lot of space in conversations#I've always liked her as a person but she's exhausting and often unpleasant to share space with#and there's a bit of me that's like. we bent over backwards to accommodate you when you were precarious.#like it would have been WAY easier for us to look for a 2-bed during 2021. and if it was a 3-bed I'd have rather stayed with Joe.#but we moved with her for her sake. and she left Sam to clean up their old place (and there were Literal Rats)#and she got really pissy about driving the moving van even though a) that was her idea and b) she's the only person with a license#and c) i walked all MY shit over by hand anyway and the only reason she hired the van was to move her tv#me and Sam found all the core furniture. me and Sam sorted out all the viewings. me and Sam did all the planning. Sam set up all the bills.#we spotted her for rent!we took a bigger share of the costs! because we fucking cared about her and wanted her to have a fucking home!#and she can't even do us the courtesy you'd offer a fucking lodger you found on fucking gumtree
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god i fucking hate my dad
#he came home today from a bike trip he went on and he's been arguing with me about honeybee the whole fucking day#he keeps saying just let her out let her run around! every time i put her in her pen to nap#and he refuses to stop her from biting him#and he got mad at her for playing with his socks when she'd just been playing with mine and he threw them on the floor of the living room#which first of all stop being such a fucking slob#and second of all what the fuck did you expect to happen? it's a soft new toy on the floor where she spends most of her time. where all her#toys are. very similar to the two soft items she's allowed to play with (my socks)#she's fucking 3 months old she doesn't understand the difference between my socks and his socks#and i keep telling him i know what im doing i was doing all the research while he went to buttfuck nowhere on his midlife crisis motorcycle#but he just wont fucking listen to me#and hes like oh youre at that age where you think youre right about everything and are so stubborn like fuck you actually#first of all im stubborn about this because its a living breathing puppy and his actions will affect her behaviour as an adult#and bc i know what im fucking doing. ive been an animal person my entire life. i did all the research. i did this exact same thing with#parrots for five years.#and hes like you cant just put her in her pen every time shes being a dog like no i fucking dont. i only put her in her pen when it's time#for a nap and she's getting overtired. you can't just let her run around until she collapses bc for one she never fucking will#second that's only going to make her energy threshold higher and then she'll be absolutely impossible to handle#and i told him that and that i read that on like every professional dog training source i read#and he said that might be true or might not be#like it fucking is bitch omfg#and then he tried to one up me like um i actually raised you guys for a long time i know what im doing#like a child is not a fucking dog. also my mom raised us lets be fucking serious. and look how well adjusted i turned out#and he told me to relax and calm down like i wasnt even arguing with him but i sure as hell will now#like dont tell me to fucking relax. when has telling anyone to relax ever made anything better. especially a teenager. especially a (for#simplicity's sake) woman.#and i told him dont tell me to relax and he got all pissy and stormed off#like literally fuck you#im my fathers daughter. im just as stubborn as he is.#rambles
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the human au doctors are all ambiguously from Not Great Home Situations but i think twelve specifically was having a terrible time as a foster kid and decided this little gang of weirdos would be his new family
#he’s also faceblind and can’t tell ten and eleven apart if they’re not talking for like. two months.#that’s unrelated it’s just another thing that’s true#they’re the family twelve wants and they’re the family twelve chose. and besides: he brings with him dinosaur facts.#(also this is the point at which nine realizes this is going to keep happening. like okay. ten? that’s one kid he’s taking under his wing.#and fair is fair. as annoying as ten is. as stubborn and rude as he can be. well. mostly that just reminded nine of himself. not a good#thing necessarily. but he needed someone looking after him when he was younger and ten needs him now. okay then.#but then eleven happens and eleven is Not supposed to happen but the other option is to leave him behind living in secret in amy pond’s shed#where he will inevitably be found and sent back somewhere he Does Not Want To Go Or Talk Or Think About. so nine can’t leave him.#ten and eleven might fight like pissy cats but they also huddle together when they fall asleep while nine is watching over them.#so okay then. eleven is coming too.#BUT TWELVE? this is the third time. you can’t have a coincidence three times in a row. and twelve is the one who chases after them. who#chooses them. how is nine supposed to turn him away. plus he’s got a pragmatic streak that is extremely helpful and he fits. you know?#there’s room in their little family for him. and he fits. he belongs. they see him.#so okay then. twelve is coming too.)#human!sibling!doctors au
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honestly not even going to try to liveblog the marius-narrated sections of Queen of the Damned, vacillating wildly between utter boredom and profound disgust.
#rose reads tvc#the reunion scene. yuck.#any time marius is looking at armand or daniel. yuck.#his internal monologue is just about how much everyone loves and worships him. even if they say and do NOTHING to that effect#he meets louis and louis looks at him one (1) time in a vague way and marius is like damn he worships me. bro?????#he makes such a big deal about being so noble and wise and then akasha was a lil rude to him and he's so aggressive and bitter and pissy#for like 50 pages.#marius die in a fire for real this time
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this is a funny time to mention i headcanon alarie was very much an ambush killer when he was still alive.
#𝟎𝟎𝟒 : 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘦. ◟ hc .◝#( ambush killer in the sense that he didn't go after anyone head on )#( he was a wait in the bushes / follow you to your car / catch you alone and drive a hatchet into your neck type killer )#( incapacitate before you know he's around and murder you when you can't fight back type guy )#( look at this man. he is not 1v1ing anyone fairly without his funky eldritch magic. )#( so him dying like that is extra ironic. it's a taste of his own medicine and he's extra pissy about it )
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