#like it fucking is bitch omfg

[fleshdyk3]

god i fucking hate my dad

[xxplastic-cubexx]

charles better than me cause if i had to feel a coin tear through my brain AND get shot and paralyzed all within the same half hour AT BEST i would be so petty about it to erik until i died

[qprpbj]

“why do people ship the greasers.. i’m not homophobic but its the 60s… why are we shipping them……” this just in: gay people were actually apparently invented in 2020!

[corpsedisturbed]

pinterest is honestly the worst place in the world to ship anything and have ur comments open bc here comes a bitch whining why their ship is better than urs istg i need those people to fuck off

[mizyside]

I genuinely hope yall don't hate me or think I'm a burden I'm hurting so much everything hurts

[millionsghosts]

Halfway through spn season 6 and Sam's soul has been shoved back in his body so I'm going on record to say I'm #1 soulless Sam apologist. If I had to choose between having human emotions or not having permanent brain damage I would also try to murder Bobby like I'm sorry man. That's not even a question 🤷

[demigod-of-the-agni]

the fuck did they do to pavitr again

Edge of Spider-Verse (2024) Issue #4

[horneeforfics]

Ok, so I can't get the yautja looking down on you with his superior nose thing out of my head. So take this, and we will go our separate ways.

A yautja human hybrid, truly a marvel of how far things have come between these two races. To most, they are a fascination, to others they are a disgrace, and to you? They are the posh asshat you've been dealing with.

Why the yautja decided to have their female mate with some posh dude with a huge fucking nose was beyond you. Why not a president, or someone of high physical status? They were warriors right? The spawn those two made...they looked pretty much exactly like a yautja, save for human like hair growing across the body...and a large nose. Damn thing looked like the size of a small lemon.

The worst thing is that you had to spend time with this jerk. He was posh, with an over inflated ego, and to top it off, a narcissist. You were chosen to help integrate this man into human society, which was hard due to him being a yautja, and his painful personality.

You couldn't get mad, or fight back. As much as it pained you, he could kick your ass with ease, so talking back would earn you a fractured skull, and a notice of termination as his social integration aid. To make matters worse, he's gotten used to mocking you now, so that's another treat.

He always looks down on you, claiming about his superior family, and superior nose.

Holy fucking shit I'm dying over here. Not even the Mario movie I saw today got me laughing as hard as you.

That superior nose bitch is 'bout to have a step mom when I fuck his mom.

[nopointic]

and another thing! taigen is SUCH a fucking libra on the main like we gotta fight FAIR and i'm gonna help you HEAL so we can be in a FAIR fight and don't even THINK this means ANYTHING because hello MY HAIR and you fucking IDIOT I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL omfg you are such a dumbass and i am being punished for past sins i do not remember from another life i know i am WHY DO YOU HAVE MY SCARF? you STOLE it?! FROM ME?! YOU STOLE MY SCARF?! MY scarf?! and you KEPT IT IN GOOD CONDITION?!

bro...

what the fuck does that even mean? bro? bro fr bro? what the fuck? MY SCARF? i know i wash all my clothes in one pile i know that but MY SCARF?

it's the audacity of it all. stealing is frowned upon like hello i thought we had a TRUCE until we FOUGHT FAIR and you out here being fucking swiper the fox like grow up. do better.

i am struggling with this fucked up haircut and you're out here stealing scarves? loser like habits i am disgusted and oddly disappointed in you bro i am. i am disgusted 🤮

you're pretending to like me and i'm disgusted you would sink so low i thought we were equal in not liking each other and your bitch ass caught feelings and now i am questioning my quest 😩 all because of my HAIR 😔 i just wanted a messy bun and you did me so dirty 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[taviokapudding]

*finds exit*

I can finally leave, scarachilde, I'm coming home sweeties

*muffeled yet slowly getting louder gasolina by daddy yankee is heard playing menacingly from behind the door*

*opens door*

I'm back in the {quiznak} klance building again?!!?

Oooh mY gAwD!?!?

[muutosarchive]

it's that time again folks, where i watch competitive fortnite grand finals :3

[beachesgetpeaches]

the increase in taylor hate talk online has increased matty healy discourse again

which for me works wonders bcs i can block more people and clean up my experience 🫶🫶🫶

[tadbitsickchickwithadick]

Went to a concert the other night with my gf and her gf and not only did the opening band kill it, they also got the entire music hall to bark and it was genuinely the best set I've seen in years!!

[deadtower]

cool now where's this energy for the jews whose inboxes you fill with putrid shit day in and day out because you automatically assume we're sneaky zionists with dual passports lmao. as if we dont get this same fucking treatment except none of y'all give a shit because who cares about the jews, right

[twistedappletree]

i gotta be real, i absolutely hate being texted on my days off lmao like unless we’ve made plans to go out or something, leave me the fuck aloneeee

[borathae]

genuine question jsjsjsj what if Family Matters was literally porn with some plot? JFJADFSJ all I've been writing for this story is smut and semi-smut and like a few sprinkles of plot 💀