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god i fucking hate my dad
#he came home today from a bike trip he went on and he's been arguing with me about honeybee the whole fucking day#he keeps saying just let her out let her run around! every time i put her in her pen to nap#and he refuses to stop her from biting him#and he got mad at her for playing with his socks when she'd just been playing with mine and he threw them on the floor of the living room#which first of all stop being such a fucking slob#and second of all what the fuck did you expect to happen? it's a soft new toy on the floor where she spends most of her time. where all her#toys are. very similar to the two soft items she's allowed to play with (my socks)#she's fucking 3 months old she doesn't understand the difference between my socks and his socks#and i keep telling him i know what im doing i was doing all the research while he went to buttfuck nowhere on his midlife crisis motorcycle#but he just wont fucking listen to me#and hes like oh youre at that age where you think youre right about everything and are so stubborn like fuck you actually#first of all im stubborn about this because its a living breathing puppy and his actions will affect her behaviour as an adult#and bc i know what im fucking doing. ive been an animal person my entire life. i did all the research. i did this exact same thing with#parrots for five years.#and hes like you cant just put her in her pen every time shes being a dog like no i fucking dont. i only put her in her pen when it's time#for a nap and she's getting overtired. you can't just let her run around until she collapses bc for one she never fucking will#second that's only going to make her energy threshold higher and then she'll be absolutely impossible to handle#and i told him that and that i read that on like every professional dog training source i read#and he said that might be true or might not be#like it fucking is bitch omfg#and then he tried to one up me like um i actually raised you guys for a long time i know what im doing#like a child is not a fucking dog. also my mom raised us lets be fucking serious. and look how well adjusted i turned out#and he told me to relax and calm down like i wasnt even arguing with him but i sure as hell will now#like dont tell me to fucking relax. when has telling anyone to relax ever made anything better. especially a teenager. especially a (for#simplicity's sake) woman.#and i told him dont tell me to relax and he got all pissy and stormed off#like literally fuck you#im my fathers daughter. im just as stubborn as he is.#rambles
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charles better than me cause if i had to feel a coin tear through my brain AND get shot and paralyzed all within the same half hour AT BEST i would be so petty about it to erik until i died
#xmen#xmen first class#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#snap chats#hes SO much better than me omfg#it wasnt HIS OWN brain that was physically being ripped in half but still fucking OW#but yeah thinking of this again cause i got drawings planned and i was just. really thinking about it#like bitch oh my godddd charles you poor man. charles' no good very bad day fr
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pinterest is honestly the worst place in the world to ship anything and have ur comments open bc here comes a bitch whining why their ship is better than urs istg i need those people to fuck off
#zutara#kataang#zukka#sukka#brutalia#yes this is especially related to atla#like idgaf u think zutara is better#idgaf u think kataang is better#stop being a whiny insecure bitch ab ur ship#ESPECIALLY IF THAT SHIT IS CANON LIKE#why r u screaming into the void u already have what u want#and im not talking about posts that attack ships#its about the ones that are just praising their fav ship#but suddenly thats a problem bc yall are bitter ass cunts omfg#dont come at my zutara posts talking shit ab them#dont come at my kataang posts talking shit ab them#fuck off
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“why do people ship the greasers.. i’m not homophobic but its the 60s… why are we shipping them……” this just in: gay people were actually apparently invented in 2020!
#the outsiders#outsiders broadway#outsiders musical#ponyboy curtis#darry curtis#sodapop curtis#johnny cade#dally winston#two bit mathews#need outsiders tiktok to be so fucking for real rn#some of these bitches are fruit central????#idgaf if it was the 60s why do yall seem to think gay ppl didn’t exist back then 😭😭😭#it’s always “im not homophobic but—” and then proceeds to say the most homophobic stupid shit ever#mind you i genuinely don’t even ship any of them except qprpbj but like. damn let ppl have fun omfg
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I LOVE BLOCKING PEOPLE I DONT AGREE WITH!!!
#booka shut up#ITS SO FUN!!! AND CATHARTIC#LIKE BYE BITCH IM NEVER GONNA FUCKING AGREE W YOU AND I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN#OHHHHHHHHHHMYGOD#'dabi is gay because he's misogynistic he'll never properly love a woman' SHHHHHHHAADDAAAAAPUH#SHAHT THE FAWK AAAHHHHPUH#OH MY GODDDD YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING AND BLIND OMFG#i kind of agree w the 'dabi never learned how to love' because of his parents BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ONLY APPLY THAT TO WOMEN??????#oh my god just admit you're a projecting misogynist and MOVE ON#actually. WORK ON YOURSELF.
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Halfway through spn season 6 and Sam's soul has been shoved back in his body so I'm going on record to say I'm #1 soulless Sam apologist. If I had to choose between having human emotions or not having permanent brain damage I would also try to murder Bobby like I'm sorry man. That's not even a question 🤷
#Like??#Literally everyone agreed he'd be completely fucked#The only reason he even tried the murder was because Dean was literally on route to the brain damage already?#Id be scared too bitch omfg#I love Bobby but nuh uh#Also the atrocities were funny soooo#supernatural#sam winchester#soulless sam
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I genuinely hope yall don't hate me or think I'm a burden I'm hurting so much everything hurts
#god i feel like fucking shit#like omfg everyone probably hates me and its most likely true and thats fine im such a mentally unstable mess#god i hate this#whatever its fine#stop fucking crying bitch#god i hate you
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the fuck did they do to pavitr again
Edge of Spider-Verse (2024) Issue #4
#WHAT IS THIS HAIR OMFG T-T#he looks like he got ELECTROCUTED#PLEASE YOU BROUGHT HIM BACK BUT YOU GAVE HIM. THAT HAIRDO?????#WHAT DID I DO. I SWEAR WHAT DID I DO WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE ME DESERVE THIS#they are slowly changing his hair from black to brown........ why. genuinely skipped over him because i didn't think that was pavitr#also you've gotta be fucking kidding me that he's LITERALLY OUT OF FRAME. WHEN BITCHES LIKE “SPIDER-BOY” ARE FRONT AND CENTRE#MY BOY SHOULD BE IN THE MIDDLE. HE SHOULD NOT BE HANGING OFF THE PAGE. HE WAS THERE IN THE OG SPIDER-VERSE STORIES HE SHOULD BE IN THE SPO#HE SHOULD BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT !!!!!!!! FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON#MARVEL WHEN I GET YOU I'M GONNA FUCKING GET YOU#i shou;d. i should be happy. over the fact that he is back again#but. ugh. uggghhhhh#my expectations are set too high like a certain bastard#when will i break myself free from this misery#pavitr prabhakar#spider man india#agnirambles#at this rate i have to physically manhandled the entire spidey editorial team. murder everyone. and write and draw shit myself#i will see if they improve him in the upcoming spider-verse stories. i will be the FIRST to read this#if they dumb my boy.... i'm going to murder and maim
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Im sad beacuse i was able to download a goth boy model for blender but my computer charge suddenly literally died and i couldnt take a screenshot before my computer turned off💀 and i feel so weak beacuse im in love with spiders but had always been afraid of moths/butterflies, seriously i was organizing my room and a moth just got out from the cardboard that is in my easel and faked that it was dead. I tried to kill it but it just started flying and i just ran out of the room until my cat came and ate it
This is her eating the moth ft. gb hand
#spider txt#I FEEL SO WEAK LIKE OMFG WHY AM I AFRAID OF THESE LITTLE BITCHES WHILE I LIKE SPIDERS.#theres no sense#but i hate little animals that fly except birds#i have problems with bugs that are not like ladybugs or bees#the rest im just blehhh#AND NO SPIDERS ARENT BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!#and talking about my computer im more angry than sad beacuse the charger died#i just want to play mysims and minecraft and fucking play with the mysims models#LET ME HAVE FUNNNN!!!!!
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im ngl im kinda sick of eating meals nowadays
#like omfg we get it.. u have to eat again stfu bitch#it's not in a ed-esque way which wouldnt be surprising coming from me#but it's just literally. im bored. why do i have to eat again im sick of food.#wait. is this ed-esque 😕#plus im making everything TERRIBLE recently like i said. nothing tastes like they should !!!!!!!!!#🗒#sad to report we gotta eat another fucking meal now#dont know what. very sad.
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genuine question jsjsjsj what if Family Matters was literally porn with some plot? JFJADFSJ all I've been writing for this story is smut and semi-smut and like a few sprinkles of plot 💀
#dont slutshame me besties gangster jungkook is so hot that i just wanna fuck him#he is so rough dom and protective and possessive and fucking hot and i need him so bad#and he is so kinky and like omfg a bitch is dripping just thinking about him fukckckc#btw slutshaming doesnt work on me because ill jerk off to the shame :*#rambling#family matters rambling
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*finds exit*
I can finally leave, scarachilde, I'm coming home sweeties
*muffeled yet slowly getting louder gasolina by daddy yankee is heard playing menacingly from behind the door*
*opens door*
I'm back in the {quiznak} klance building again?!!?
Oooh mY gAwD!?!?
#mun post#i can never escape#klance#scarachilde#i had a horrible epiphany#snapcube fandub reference#fuck it's even water for both of the blue bitches#wanderer having trauma from the fire is a super messed up parallel omfg why is my brain like this?!?!#i started getting into the dynamics scarachilde and now i'm trapped in nostalgia and angst suffering#omfg and both fandoms are so toxic - why brain w h y#shout out to the fan artists heavy lifting both ships tho fr fr
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it's that time again folks, where i watch competitive fortnite grand finals :3
#me wanting to go off about how my fav player won 2 VR's in one night#me: nobody cares bitch#GHJK#ooc.#anyway my fucking back still hurts.#does anybody have pain sometimes they can't fucking get rid of in their back? like no amount of advil helps?#the pain also goes to my leg sometimes.#what the fuck is this???#𝐢. . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ [ 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧 › out of character ]#oh i also had a nap earlier omfg
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the increase in taylor hate talk online has increased matty healy discourse again
which for me works wonders bcs i can block more people and clean up my experience 🫶🫶🫶
#like i just need to see people say 'the matty healy thing was the last straw' and im like#okay byeee i am leaving the conversation alongside any critical thinking glad to never see your content again#listen i might come off as a bitch but like#1) people sound like fucking idiots being like this is why i chose to not be a swiftie anymore#like who tf are you talking to? breaking up with the fandom?#whats the point it's not that deep#and then they're like matty healy is racist and homphobic and all of the ists and im like#ah okay i get it#you never fact checj#you just blindly believe#like jesus#fucking omfg
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Went to a concert the other night with my gf and her gf and not only did the opening band kill it, they also got the entire music hall to bark and it was genuinely the best set I've seen in years!!
#plus like i got one of their shirts from the merch booth and the lead singer is the nicest most bubbly woman and i wanted to talk to her so#much more but i panicked a little bit because she's insanely beautiful and i was just like “hey you killed it!!<3” and got my stuff with a#red face because she fucking giggled and thanked me and im so gay#omfg i cant get a parasocial crush on this woman#im too gay#im too gay for this#omfg#maia talking#me too bitch#the shirt i bought fucking smells like her#thats not fair#holy fuck thats not fair
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ik we don’t talk about basketball here but jfc if i have one enemy in this life it’s n*kola j*kic. like oh my fucking god. cry baby ass. there are 12-year-olds at the YMCA down the street from me playing tougher than this mf. ik every ref in the fucking league hates to see the mavs on their schedule bc they know that big bitch is gonna be crying their ear off for two hours
#free me from the IG nikola mvp warriors#let me consume nba-affiliated content without this bitch & dr*ymond gr*en ruining my night#like omfg#fuck the mavs fuck the warriors and fuck the jazz while we’re at it#tortoise talks about sports#begrudgingly but still
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