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god i fucking hate my dad
#he came home today from a bike trip he went on and he's been arguing with me about honeybee the whole fucking day#he keeps saying just let her out let her run around! every time i put her in her pen to nap#and he refuses to stop her from biting him#and he got mad at her for playing with his socks when she'd just been playing with mine and he threw them on the floor of the living room#which first of all stop being such a fucking slob#and second of all what the fuck did you expect to happen? it's a soft new toy on the floor where she spends most of her time. where all her#toys are. very similar to the two soft items she's allowed to play with (my socks)#she's fucking 3 months old she doesn't understand the difference between my socks and his socks#and i keep telling him i know what im doing i was doing all the research while he went to buttfuck nowhere on his midlife crisis motorcycle#but he just wont fucking listen to me#and hes like oh youre at that age where you think youre right about everything and are so stubborn like fuck you actually#first of all im stubborn about this because its a living breathing puppy and his actions will affect her behaviour as an adult#and bc i know what im fucking doing. ive been an animal person my entire life. i did all the research. i did this exact same thing with#parrots for five years.#and hes like you cant just put her in her pen every time shes being a dog like no i fucking dont. i only put her in her pen when it's time#for a nap and she's getting overtired. you can't just let her run around until she collapses bc for one she never fucking will#second that's only going to make her energy threshold higher and then she'll be absolutely impossible to handle#and i told him that and that i read that on like every professional dog training source i read#and he said that might be true or might not be#like it fucking is bitch omfg#and then he tried to one up me like um i actually raised you guys for a long time i know what im doing#like a child is not a fucking dog. also my mom raised us lets be fucking serious. and look how well adjusted i turned out#and he told me to relax and calm down like i wasnt even arguing with him but i sure as hell will now#like dont tell me to fucking relax. when has telling anyone to relax ever made anything better. especially a teenager. especially a (for#simplicity's sake) woman.#and i told him dont tell me to relax and he got all pissy and stormed off#like literally fuck you#im my fathers daughter. im just as stubborn as he is.#rambles
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charles better than me cause if i had to feel a coin tear through my brain AND get shot and paralyzed all within the same half hour AT BEST i would be so petty about it to erik until i died
#xmen#xmen first class#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#snap chats#hes SO much better than me omfg#it wasnt HIS OWN brain that was physically being ripped in half but still fucking OW#but yeah thinking of this again cause i got drawings planned and i was just. really thinking about it#like bitch oh my godddd charles you poor man. charles' no good very bad day fr
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pinterest is honestly the worst place in the world to ship anything and have ur comments open bc here comes a bitch whining why their ship is better than urs istg i need those people to fuck off
#zutara#kataang#zukka#sukka#brutalia#yes this is especially related to atla#like idgaf u think zutara is better#idgaf u think kataang is better#stop being a whiny insecure bitch ab ur ship#ESPECIALLY IF THAT SHIT IS CANON LIKE#why r u screaming into the void u already have what u want#and im not talking about posts that attack ships#its about the ones that are just praising their fav ship#but suddenly thats a problem bc yall are bitter ass cunts omfg#dont come at my zutara posts talking shit ab them#dont come at my kataang posts talking shit ab them#fuck off
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Satoru Gojo you are haunting my existence ~
Look at you 😭😭
#zoiemuse~#the bottom picture is so him omfg#the expression#the hair#the jumper and position oml#this man is haunting my life#Yūichi Nakamura is haunting my life#they have such similar energy and that fucking giggle lord help me#theyre the same person >///<#honestly though#yuichi is the only va ( other than sukuna's ) that ill be watching a show and then at some point be like ...#👁️_👁️#~its him~#its like an activation code#i look it up and its him every time#its happened four times#that exact scenario#anyway umemiya i love you as your own man#but gojo pls just because i have a different hyperfixation right now doesnt mean i dont love you okay omf#clingy bitch 😌#umemiya hajime#gojo satoru
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theoretically if your gf dumped you to get with another girl the week before prom, ghosts you for a week, tells you the night before that it’s actually fine and you two and her NEW GIRLFRIEND can have dinner and then go to prom, and then five hours before tells you that her girlfriend actually reserved the table for two seats instead of three and you literally have no friends like not even an exaggeration so if you went to prom you’d be sitting alone, what would you do 😇 just theoretical…. of course….
honest to gawd i would not go to prom
#im so sorry this is *theoretically* happening to you omfg#fuck those bitcchhhesssssssss#ik its harder as a high schooler to not go to prom when everyone is going to prom#but as an adult now i look back at prom like 🤷🏻♂️ meh#literally no impact on me it was just a waste of my money#i think it would be fun to go out by yourself tho to dinner or the movies <3#in your prom dress too to make it 10x more fun n silly hehe and make a fun backstory as to why ur dressed like that#again fuck those bitches#asks
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tomorrow is going to be so stressful oml
#i have my final quartet practice before we fucking preform next week (my group is NOT ready)#AND i have a very big pass or fail test that i don’t feel confident in and if i fail it i can retake it but in like 2 months!!#so#uhm#oh also i have to have a discussion in english with people i don’t like#also i have my pe class#and tennis after school#KMS#i might skip tennis#i’d let my tennis partner down but like#tomorrow will be stressful enough#ok but back to the quartet thing#we haven’t added dynamics or eye contact yet like at all#and i’m the second violin and the first violin has missed like 5/8 practice sessions we’ve had so he has no fucking clue what he’s doing#so he keeps messing up#AND THE VIOLA AND CELLO OMFG THEY NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT KANYE WEST PLEASE#i literally have tried to tell them “so we should play” and they say “ok” and then continue talking like bitch stop#anyway!!#im doing fine i have some 32nd notes im lowkey shit at but other then that it’s pretty easy#ITS MY GROUP MEMBERS THEY NEED TO ACTUALLY PRACTICE!!!!!!!!#ok but like on the bright side#if i pass that test that will be a HUGE weight off my shoulders#i’ve been worrying about that test for like a month#and there were other test in like the same category before that that i’ve been worrying about seince november#AND THIS IS THE FINAL ONE#i’ll be free of them if i pass this one fucking test#but it’s like pass/fail#and i failed it last time this is a retake whoopsie#i know what i did wrong and shit but like yeah#idk if i say the test i’ll doxx my age so
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I LOVE BLOCKING PEOPLE I DONT AGREE WITH!!!
#booka shut up#ITS SO FUN!!! AND CATHARTIC#LIKE BYE BITCH IM NEVER GONNA FUCKING AGREE W YOU AND I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN#OHHHHHHHHHHMYGOD#'dabi is gay because he's misogynistic he'll never properly love a woman' SHHHHHHHAADDAAAAAPUH#SHAHT THE FAWK AAAHHHHPUH#OH MY GODDDD YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING AND BLIND OMFG#i kind of agree w the 'dabi never learned how to love' because of his parents BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ONLY APPLY THAT TO WOMEN??????#oh my god just admit you're a projecting misogynist and MOVE ON#actually. WORK ON YOURSELF.
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everytime i get a weird feeling abt someone i'm always right
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started the dlc and ngl I'm not having the best impression on songbird
#Like why are you acting overly chummy with me I don't know you not trust you#I'm just desperate for cure#and idc about your past stop monologuing please#AND YOU MUTED JOHNNY HOW DARE YOU!#THAT'S FAMILY!!#“it's gotta get old hauling a faded rockstar around” you say that but I'm already goddamn sick of you#sure beats hauling a helicopter parent netrunner around#Also I really couldn't give less of a fuck about saving the president oh my god the cliché#But then I punched the president and she punched me back so at least I already like her more than Sonbirr#FREE JOHNNY YOU BITCH!! I rather listen to his whining! Why are you acting concerned about me and trying so hard to be likeable omfg#You're not getting this pussy either so just chill we just met#wish it was the president in my head instead#At least songbird is prettier than Johnny will give her that. And she is more pleasent to deal witj#BUT IT'S A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE I DON'T KNOW YOU. HOW DARE YOU MUTE HIM AS IF HE ISN'T A WHOLE HUMAN BEING#Like it's so fake acting overly concerned with V's wellbeing when she herself tossed Johnny to the side like a misbehaving pet#If you're gonna an empathetic character you better show empathy to everyone. Isolation is a worse fate than death#Taking a person's ability to speak? Fuck is wrong with you. That's sick.#Never trusting her I will betray/kill her at the first opportunity#☆other fandoms#☆cyberpunk
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Halfway through spn season 6 and Sam's soul has been shoved back in his body so I'm going on record to say I'm #1 soulless Sam apologist. If I had to choose between having human emotions or not having permanent brain damage I would also try to murder Bobby like I'm sorry man. That's not even a question 🤷
#Like??#Literally everyone agreed he'd be completely fucked#The only reason he even tried the murder was because Dean was literally on route to the brain damage already?#Id be scared too bitch omfg#I love Bobby but nuh uh#Also the atrocities were funny soooo#supernatural#sam winchester#soulless sam
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it’ll never amaze me to watch parents beg and plead to be in their child’s life after treating them like shit for years upon years
#okay so i kinda fucked up and gave my dad a new number#and boy oh fucking boy is he making use of it#every time he texts me i start panicking#and like i shouldn’t because this is my phone and i get to choose who i respond to#and like i know he doesn’t mean any harm but omfg we cannot act like y’all didn’t put me through hell last year#and all 25 years before that#y’all spent most of my life either ignoring me#using me as a prop#or straight up manipulating me#idk im just like what’s your intentions? can i trust you? or are you trying to get a grip/read on me#atp i don’t even wanna know i just want my space from them and here they go not respecting that again#catch me crying in the bathroom stall cause bitch i can’t#me thoughts#probably delete later#i just had to get that off my damn chest
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im ngl im kinda sick of eating meals nowadays
#like omfg we get it.. u have to eat again stfu bitch#it's not in a ed-esque way which wouldnt be surprising coming from me#but it's just literally. im bored. why do i have to eat again im sick of food.#wait. is this ed-esque 😕#plus im making everything TERRIBLE recently like i said. nothing tastes like they should !!!!!!!!!#🗒#sad to report we gotta eat another fucking meal now#dont know what. very sad.
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genuine question jsjsjsj what if Family Matters was literally porn with some plot? JFJADFSJ all I've been writing for this story is smut and semi-smut and like a few sprinkles of plot 💀
#dont slutshame me besties gangster jungkook is so hot that i just wanna fuck him#he is so rough dom and protective and possessive and fucking hot and i need him so bad#and he is so kinky and like omfg a bitch is dripping just thinking about him fukckckc#btw slutshaming doesnt work on me because ill jerk off to the shame :*#rambling#family matters rambling
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*finds exit*
I can finally leave, scarachilde, I'm coming home sweeties
*muffeled yet slowly getting louder gasolina by daddy yankee is heard playing menacingly from behind the door*
*opens door*
I'm back in the {quiznak} klance building again?!!?
Oooh mY gAwD!?!?
#mun post#i can never escape#klance#scarachilde#i had a horrible epiphany#snapcube fandub reference#fuck it's even water for both of the blue bitches#wanderer having trauma from the fire is a super messed up parallel omfg why is my brain like this?!?!#i started getting into the dynamics scarachilde and now i'm trapped in nostalgia and angst suffering#omfg and both fandoms are so toxic - why brain w h y#shout out to the fan artists heavy lifting both ships tho fr fr
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it's that time again folks, where i watch competitive fortnite grand finals :3
#me wanting to go off about how my fav player won 2 VR's in one night#me: nobody cares bitch#GHJK#ooc.#anyway my fucking back still hurts.#does anybody have pain sometimes they can't fucking get rid of in their back? like no amount of advil helps?#the pain also goes to my leg sometimes.#what the fuck is this???#𝐢. . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ [ 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧 › out of character ]#oh i also had a nap earlier omfg
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Went to a concert the other night with my gf and her gf and not only did the opening band kill it, they also got the entire music hall to bark and it was genuinely the best set I've seen in years!!
#plus like i got one of their shirts from the merch booth and the lead singer is the nicest most bubbly woman and i wanted to talk to her so#much more but i panicked a little bit because she's insanely beautiful and i was just like “hey you killed it!!<3” and got my stuff with a#red face because she fucking giggled and thanked me and im so gay#omfg i cant get a parasocial crush on this woman#im too gay#im too gay for this#omfg#maia talking#me too bitch#the shirt i bought fucking smells like her#thats not fair#holy fuck thats not fair
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