#he looks so good heeeeelp

[themisterhip]

The Sun-Borg is here✨

(Reference to that Mizuki cover <3)

[harrysfolklore]

I DESPERATELY NEED THEM PIASTRI FICS 💳💳💥

FIRST OSCAR FIC 🥺 i know this concept has been done before but i loved how this one turned out and i hope you do too ! lmk your thoughts

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

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yourinstagram GUTS has been out for a week !! what’s yalls favorite song? 🤧

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ynfan1 DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE

mtv definitely get him back!

ynfan2 choosing a favorite guts song is like choosing a favorite child

dualipa STUNNING ANGEL 🤩

oscarfan1 can oscar reply to this i want to know his favorite song

↳ oscarfan2 wbk he has this album on repeat

chappelroan lacy oh lacy 😩

oscarpiastri Love is embarrassing or logical

↳ oscarfan1 THERE YOU HAVE IT

↳ oscarfan2 whatever you do don’t picture oscar singing love is embarrassing like a teenage girl

↳ ynfan1 crying bc i bet yn has no idea of who he is

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oscarpiastri F1 race winner has a nice ring to it 🧡

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oscarfan1 FINALLYYY MY WINNER

landonorris Congrats mate ! Deserve it 👊

↳ oscarfan2 LOMLS

mclaren YES, YES IT DOES! 👏 So good today, Oscar. 🧡

longansargeant So proud of you mate 🙌

oscarfan3 do you think his crush will acknowledge his existence now that he’s a winner?

↳ oscarfan1 wait who’s his crush im out of the loop

↳ oscarfan3 singer and actress yn lol

↳ ynfan1 i love this lore so much

//

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yourinstagram tickets for the GUTS tour are on sale now who’s cominggggg🥶

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ynfan1 LETS GOOO

chappelroan i can’t wait for thissss💜

ynfan2 tour of the decade already

mtv pop princess is coming

oscarfan1 do you think oscar woke up for the fan pre sale and got into the queue and all

↳ oscarfan2 you BET

oscarpiastri Count me in ♥︎ by author

↳ oscarfan1 HEEEEELP

↳ ynfan1 yn liked his comment 😭

↳ oscarfan2 somebody check on oscar please

//

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oscarpiastri Days off 🌊

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oscarfan1 this is the hottest man alive

mclaren 🙌

oscarfan2 not him posting this right after yn followed him 😭 we know what you’re doing sir

ynfan1 yn likeddd

↳ ynfan2 i love how both fandoms are rooting for them now

landonorris Looks dope 👊

yourinstagram niiiiceeee 😃

↳ ynfan1 HELLO????

↳ oscarfan1 now he’s for real going to pass out

↳ oscarfan2 i bet he’s staring at his phone wondering if this is real or if she was hacked

↳ ynfan2 i know this woman SHES FLIRTING

↳ ynfan3 come on girl give him a chance

four months later

//

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f1gossip Oscar Piastri with singer and actress YN in Los Angeles today 👀

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oscarfan1 OMFG

oscarfan2 no way…

ynfan1 YALL, HE GOT IT

oscarfan3 i cannot believe my eyes, oscar has been simping over her on the internet since 2020 and how we have THIS

ynfan2 i really need to know how did this happen

oscarfan4 okay but THEIR SMILES !!!!

ynfan3 finally a guy who’s not a loser and/or an old ass

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yourinstagram pastry boy clearly didn’t wait until i finished sneezing to take this picture 🤧

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ynfan1 IS SHE TALKING ABOUT OSCAR??

oscarfan1 PASTRY BOY AS IN OSCAR PIASTRI ?

conangray love me a soft launch 🧐

↳ ynfan1 OMFGGGGGG

ynfan2 i can’t believe she’s potentially dating someone her age and with a job FINALLY

oscarfan2 oscar is proof that persistence is key and manifestation works

landonorris Typical pastry fashion

↳ yourinstagram idk how you deal with him all the time

↳ oscarfan1 ALSJAO THIS IS TOO MUCH

↳ oscarfan2 i need her to befriend the entire grid ASAP

oscarpiastri But it made it to your Instagram, so you’re welcome

↳ yourinstagram well thank you you’re very humble

↳ oscarpiastri Anytime 🤍

↳ oscarfan1 I’VE DIED DEAD

↳ ynfan1 stop flirting in front of us HELLO?

after the date

//

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yourinstagram the GUTS tour takes tokyo today !!! this is going to be one of the most special shows ever 🥺

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ynfan1 AHHHH

ynfan2 huuuhh is she planning something ??

conangray that’s my best friend 😍

oscarfan1 oscar dating a popstar is the best thing ever look at herrr

landonorris Can’t wait ���🏻

↳ landofan1 HUHHH?

↳ oscarfan1 is he going ?? WITH OSCAR ??

sabrinacarpenter 💗💗💗

oscarpiastri Please sing deja vu tonight

↳ yourinstagram you got it

↳ oscarfan1 AH I CANT BELIEVE WE MIGHT HAVE OSCAR (AND LANDO??) ATTENDING HER SHOW

//

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oscarpiastri I had the best time ever in Tokyo 🙌🏻

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oscarfan1 BABYYY

oscarfan2 i love him so bad

mclaren 🧡

ynfan1 oh we know why he had the best time

logansargeant Little boy in love

↳ oscarfan1 HWEEELP ME

landonorris Why are you posing like a five year old?

↳ landofan1 HEEEEEELP ME

↳ oscarfan1 i love them bad

↳ yourinstagram I SAID THE SAME THING !!

↳ ynfan1 man i love this

yourinstagram no picture credits ? really ?

↳ ynfan2 AHHH

↳ oscarpiastri 📸 credits to Miss America

↳ oscarfan3 WHY AM I CRYING

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yourinstagram night version. 📸 by vroom vroom guy

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ynfan1 OMFG???

oscarfan1 VROOM VROOM GUY?

mtv 🏎️ & 🎤 together was the best thing that happened to us

ynfan2 it’s actually so refreshing to see her dating someone her age who she can have fun with and not some pretentious old ass man who mansplains her

landonorris My children 🫶🏻

↳ landofan1 lando is the biggest shooter for this relationship

oscarfan2 oscar really bagged his biggest crush by being on her comments all the time that’s persistence

alexandrasaintmleux Belleeee 💕

↳ yourinstagram aleeeex i loved hanging out with you let's go out without the boys soon

↳ charlesfan1 LET ME IIIINNN

ynfan3 and when yn writes a song for him

logansargeant I can’t wait to meet you!

↳ yourinstagram pastry is sooo wrong for not introducing us yet

↳ oscarfan1 oscar wdym you haven’t introduced your gf to your best friend

oscarpiastri 😍

↳ oscarfan1 OSCCCC

↳ ynfan1 he’s down bad i get him

//

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ynupdates YN and Oscar out and about tonight !

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ynfan1 OH LOOOORD

oscarfan1 I CANTTT

ynfan2 i can’t stress how good it is that she’s dating someone her age enough

oscarfan2 KING OF MANIFESTATION

ynfan3 i mean we already knew they were together but seeing them with all this pda is so cuuuuute

oscarfan3 IM SO JEALOUS

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yourinstagram 5 new tunes for ya !!!! GUTS (spilled) out friday!!!

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ynfan1 WTFFF I DIDNT SEE THIS COMING

ynfan2 CLAIMING SO AMERICAN

dualipa YEEES ❤️‍🔥

oscarfan1 i’m pretty sure there’s an oscar song there i just KNOW IT

ynfan3 more angsty breakup songs IM READY

landonorris 🙌🙌🙌🙌

oscarfan2 ready for oscar to annoy lando with those on repeat

mclaren We can’t wait to hear all of them 🧡

↳ oscarfan1 MCLAREN INTERN ARE YOU OKAY?

↳ ynfan1 she’s the people’s princess

oscarpiastri I can confirm those songs are amazing

↳ ynfan1 he already heard them IM SO JEALOUS

↳ oscarfan2 spill the tea are any of those about you

//

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oscarpiastri I laugh at all her jokes and I say she’s so American. So I might just be in lo-lo-lo-love 🧡

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oscarfan1 LAJSIAHAUAB

oscarfan2 I 😭 CANT 😭 BELIEVE 😭 THIS

ynfan1 she’s wearing a friendship bracelet for him MY HEART

charles_leclerc I’m happy for you, son ❤️

↳ charlesfan1 CHARRRR

ynfan2 this is so cute i can’t also when did that sneaky shit go to his race

ynfan3 YN LOVER ERA YN SIMP ERA YN WAG ERA

oscarfan3 long story short: never give up on your celebrity crush

logansargeant ❤️❤️

landonorris Young love, so adorable

ynfan4 THE LYRICS REFERENCE

francisca.cgomes 🥺🥺🥺

↳ ynfan1 she’s already so loved by the wags

yourinstagram love youuuu, pastry 🤧

↳ ynfan2 i love all the nicknames he uses for him

↳ oscarfan1 pastry, vroom vroom boy. she’s just so romantic

[rookthorne]

I cannot fucking breathe HELP ME

[petew21-blog]

In control of Jon

Jon Cor is an actor trying to make his way in Hollywood. Mostly appearing in shows shooting in Vancouver. Fortunately he got a pretty decent role in the Flash appearing in a number of episodes happy that he got another chance.

As he was exitting the set. Something stopped him. A sharp paint went through him. Originating in his... ass. Something was making it's way up. He turned around but didn't see anything. There was no one around to help him.

Suddenly his right hand moved on it's own.

"What's happening? Is anybody here? Heeeeelp!!!"

Now he could no longer feel his legs. And his right hand started feeling up his body. Both of his arms lifted up his shirt, inspecting with their fingertips his abs.

Now, in horror his head started moving. And he could no longer speak. He screamed and it didn't make a single sound

His body moved and was clearly into it. He lifted up his shirt and flexed his biceps

"Now that's what I'm talking about!"

Jon:"Who the fuck are you? How did you do this? Why???"

His mouth replied:"Shut the fuck up"

He unbuckled his belt and pulled down his jeans. "Nice. I knew that wouldn't disappoint"

He started jerking off right there on the parking lot. His shirt still partially over his head. His right hand feeling it up. Pressing his pecs, squeezing his balls, choking himself.

"Oh yeah show me what you got big boy"

Jon:"Please, stop. I'll give you anything"

"Yeah? Give me your life then"

Jon:"Please let me go"

He inspected his hairy ass. He looked over the empty parking lot and smiled

"This might get messy"

He licked his two fingers and pushed his way inside of Jon's ass. Looking for prostate to hit him

He nearly collapsed. He was now on Jon's knees, jerking off furiously while fingering himself. He was moaning loudly. Which caught the attention of one of the guards that was making his way to him

Gaurd:"What the hell is going on?"

The possessor:"Wanna join?"

Gaurd:"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave"

The possessor got up on abd with his hard dick pointing at the guard, je got very close

"Don't you know who I am?"

The security guard gulped. He must have seen something in Jon's face that terrified him

The possesor:"Good. Now. Give me the keys from your office. Or I call my employer and he can take care of you himself"

The guard handed over his keys and started running

Jon's body, still naked with his clothes hanging on parts of his body, entered the bathroom of the guards office. He took out Jon's phone and snapped a photo flexing his biceps, while being completely naked. He sent the photo to someone and wrote:"Body secured. Ready for pickup"

He threw away the phone. He won't be needing that anymore

"While I'm still you, Jon. I might finish what I started on the parking lot"

He said as he looked down at his now flacid dick

He noticed the security guards baton on the ground and smiled. "Perfect"

Jon was screaming from the top of his now nonexistent lungs. He wasn't gay, and he definitely wasn't ok with someone else probably selling his body or masturbating in it

The possessor jerked off his dick again, now also slowly sliding in the black shaft of the baton. He was laughing all the time. From beginning.

He was getting his ass pounded and pounded his hand with his new dick

"I gotta say. I love your ass Jon. So flexible. And this veins dick, man. Beautiful. What a shame I can't keep the body"

Jon:"What are you gonna do with it?"

"I'm just gonna fuck myself with this thing and then probably spew all the cum here on the desk. Maybe licking some of it. But that's all I'm gonna do. What you should be asking is 'Who will have your body next?' and I can guarantee you, it won't be you..."

Request from Inbox

Could you please write a possession story of Jon Cor? Thanks in advance!

[pearlfeline]

rookie

peter parker x fem!reader

word count: 900+

tw: black eye

a/n: this is short and it was in my drafts forever. and it was shorter than this before i added some stuff last night. posting it now for some validation and i want to feel better for my job interview tomorrow lol. hope its good enough.

“plwase unlokc your window!! OMW”

“I told him not to text and swing.” You mumbled to yourself.

You huffed, making your way to the window to save him the trouble and just lifted it wide open.

Peter flops in immediately, earning a yelp from you.

“Are you crazy?!” You held your hand to your chest.

“Heeeeelp.” He groans. Peter tugs at his mask, rolling his head back for you to see.

He had a black eye. “Make sure when you fall, you don’t land face first into a fire hydrant.” He tries his best to pry his swollen eye open.

“Since when do you fall?” You shake your head. Not expecting an answer, you walk off to the kitchen and open the freezer, grabbing a bag of assorted frozen fruit.

You come back to Peter flipping through channels on your TV, slumped on the bed.

“Put this on your eye.”

Peter gingerly takes the bag, holding it up to his bruise.

”Why are you getting hurt in the middle of the night?”

“Avengers make mistakes too.” He grumbled.

“Peter. It’s late.” You sighed.

“I know I know but I needed your help specifically.” He sits up mirroring the posture of someone who would hold a corporate meeting.

“Do my makeup please.”

You stare at Peter expressionless.

“Like with the skin paint thing.” He adds.

“For your black eye?”

“PLEEEAAASE! I can’t have May see me with another black eye. She said if the kids keep picking on me she’s gonna call the school.”

You roll your eyes, motioning him to follow you to your makeup drawer.

“Concealer.” You handed him the small bottle and heard him repeat after you.

“Concealer.” He nods.

“How long will this last?” He twists it open.

“Stop, you’re gonna dry it out. And not forever. So I’ll let you borrow it to reapply in the morning.”

“How do I do that?” He starts blinking rapidly the same time your finger pats into his under eye.

“No blinking! Just do what I’m doing here. See? You don’t even need a sponge sometimes.”

You try to ignore how close you were to him. Seeing Peter from this proximity was something you’d never think to do. You never noticed how many little freckles he had. They’re so faint. He had a little stubble from running around all day and chapped lips. Your eyes follow the line of his bottom lip, like a crack in the pavement. You could feel his breathing hit your hand as you pat into his skin. As you look up from his lips, you find him staring at you back.

“Done.” You reeled your hand back, clearing your throat.

Peter looks at himself through your small light up mirror. Seems simple enough.

“See? Good as new. Just a little swollen.” You comb his curl away from his forehead so he could clearly see the coverage.

“You’re the best.” He stares at his reflection in awe.

“I know.” You shrugged.

“Don’t touch it or it’ll come off.” You grab a small pouch to put the concealer in.

“Here. Don’t lose it. I splurged for this one.” You hand him the pouch and he nods profusely.

“Guarding it with my life.” He puts it in the small pocket of his backpack.

“Thank you.” He smiles.

“No problem.” You avoided his eyes, hopefully he didn’t see the heat rising to your cheeks. “Don’t keep May waiting.”

Peter nods, giving an awkward wave. “Right. See ya.”

Peter jumps out onto the fire escape. Quietly this time. Out of sight.

“See ya.” You said quietly to yourself.

The next morning, you woke up to a series of messages from Peter.

“she didnt suspect a thing HAHAHA” 12:32 AM

“thank u again btw” 12:33 AM

“it hurts to blink.” 12:34 AM

“ok goodnight ill let you know how it lasts thru the night.” 12:34 AM

“hi it disappeared a little bit but im gonna add some more i hope that’s ok” 9:12 AM

You bit your lip, your finger hovering over the facetime button. You click it without thinking too much of it, waiting for him to answer.

Peter comes into frame with a newly pale complexion. His entire face was covered in concealer.

“Hi.” He grins at the camera, oblivious to how ghostly he looked. This would’ve scared you if he didn’t answer the call in that ridiculous angle.

“Peter…” You sighed.

“What? Did I miss a spot?”

“…No. You can’t possibly miss any more spots I don’t think.”

Peter frowns at the camera, he thought he did well.

“Too much?” He chuckled, embarrassed.

You roll your eyes.

“This stuff covers everything. I don’t have freckles anymore.” He runs away at his cheek, showing that it wasn’t coming off.

“Did May see you yet today?” You sighed.

“No.. Should I take this off?”

Before you could answer, May quickly knocks on Peter’s door, and doesn’t wait to open the door.

“Hey, I’m thinking pizza for lunch-“

Peter turns to look at May and you could see her blurry face peek through behind Peter's shoulder on your screen. She widens her eyes and blinks a couple times.

“What… What is that?”

“Sunscreen.” Peter blurts out.

“Y/N and I are going to the beach.”

May knits her brows together, thinking if that’s really believable or not.

“There’s no beach near by.”

Peter silently stares at his aunt.

“...I’m eating this pizza with or without you .” May shrugs. “Have fun at the… beach.” She gives Peter a look and then closes the door.

Peter turns his attention back to his phone.

“The beach?” You squeaked out, attempting to stifle your laugh.

“I would hang up if I didn’t need help taking this off.” Peter says flatly.

You let out a groan. “Just get over here.”

[stararch4ngelqueen]

heyyyyy sliding back in here lol

what about soft!jason who just knows when reader needs a hug? like not specific mental health issues but jason just notices a drained reader and decides to clear his aft to take care of his girl??

(this may or may not be completely self-indulgent...)

sending love <333

Heeeeelp not me relating too much to this for the rest of the weeeeekk 💀✨

A lot of scenarios came to mind but this was the most easiest to me

—

What’s an obvious talent with nearly every member of the so called “Batfamily,” was the detective skills. The ability to observe and take in details, noticing the slightest shift in demeanor. Just harnessing the unique gift until it’s second nature was a gift in itself.

Jason wasn’t one to flaunt those abilities of his, but right now, he feels his mind working overdrive trying to figure you out.

As in, figure out your slumped body taking up most of the couch after you collapse on it. Your face hidden away behind the comforter, hiding from the harsh society of the daily grind that always found a way to bug the hell out of you after you believe you’re finally starting to get the hang of it.

“Can I have some couch time, too?” Came Jason’s soft question, gently prodding what he assumed was your shoulder. Your shuffling body grants him permission to settle along the slim space beside you, leaving you undisturbed in your sensory deprivation cocoon.

“Bad day at work, Huh?”

“Mhm.” Came a bland little muffle.

“Want me to make some calls?” Jason offers in an ever so snarky tone. “Take care of some business?”

“Please.” You murmur, taking him by surprise.

By that, he always references using violence just to get a rise outta you, knowing you’d usually click your tongue, roll your eyes, or smack him on the shoulder for his idiocy. This time, you agreed to it, maybe even consider mentally encouraging it.

This wasn’t the first time you agreed, but whenever you did was usually on ‘not so good’ days. Today looked like a ‘not so good’ day.

“Aww, babygirl.” Jason’s arms reinforce around your body, cradling you to himself like a treasured doll.

“Show me what’s underneath this blanket city you got goin’ on.” Jason pinched the fabric with two fingers, giving gentle tugs. “Show me that gorgeous face, pretty girl.”

Your reluctance was to be expected, but you give in. Your flushed face is greeted with crisp air before Jason comes to view, smiling softly with all his handsome beauty.

“There’s my girl,” he whispers, brushing some stray hair tussled by the blanket off to the side.

“Got some soda earlier. Want an ice cream float to feel better?” He asks, watching your head shift as you gesture a no. So distressed, you’d turn away a childhood tradition? Ouch.

“Hmm,” Jason tilts his head back in thought, clicking his tongue. “Need me to kill your boss?”

You nod yes, per his amusement.

“Agh, damn. You should’ve asked me that about a year ago, babe. Fresh outta the ‘soul refund pool’ me woulda’ done so in a heartbeat.”

You groan, hiding your face further in the valley of his neck while his hands rub circles along different points of your back. “S’okay sweetheart. I know what it’s like to wanna kill your boss, but you’re not at work right now.”

He easily shuffles you around as he spoke, hoisting you into his lap in a seated position.

“You’re home with me, safe an’ sound,” he continues as he pulls off your shoes, running his hands along your lower legs to soothe the muscles. “An’ I’m here. Real world isn’t gonna getcha in here.”

Jason’s lips on your forehead settles the sting of bitterness you’ve carried in your chest for hours. He knew just what to say, how to act, and held enough patience for the both of you combined.

You adored him. Your giant red teddy bear.

“Wanna do something fun, babe? Wanna watch an old horror movie?”

The silliest of habits you had with Jason was judging the movies you used to find scary back in the day. While some lived up to their name on the gore filled horror scare, the SFX and editing left something to nearly choke on popcorn over.

After that, it was good habit to end movie night on a comedy. The early Y2K movie parodies seemed to always hit the spot. 

You nod yes to this, craving that relief now more than ever.

“Bet that ice cream is starting to sound good now, huh?” Jason muses, his smirk growing as your head shuffles a yes again.

Thought so.

[sideshow-cellophane-blog]

Wyll's Enchanted Boots

Set somewhere in acts 1/2, once the group is more comfortable with each other. Astarion is a little sh!t prankster

"What did he do this time?"

"Enchanted Wyll's boots," Karlach snorted. "Poor guy can't get them off."

Shadowheart sneered. "He's going to give away our location if they don't keep it down."

"You want to get in the middle of their prank war, go ahead. They've been obsessed recently. But I think Gale or Tav cast something that soundproofed the camp before they left. Pretty sure we've all been making noise."

"Help! HELP! Get these things ohooooofffff! GaHA! TICKLES! IT TICKLES! Oh my GAHAHADS! HEEEEELP!" 

"No one will save you, darling fool," Astarion was watching Wyll roll on the ground struggling to remove the cursed boots. His smile was smug and satisfied - Wyll had been especially sassy and righteous during their travels that week and Astarion had had enough. He was sitting in a chair above the downed fighter swirling a wine glass with the occasional sip. "Another few minutes and that will have made up for all of those comments on my rat diet."

"Feheheathers! Th-thousands of feathers!"

"Yes dear, I'm sure it feels that way!"

Shadowheart shuddered, but she had weighed the options in her mind. "Oi! Astarion! Those were a good pair of boots. Why did you need to waste them with a curse like that?"

The vampire put a hand to his chest in false hurt. "This? A waste? I think not dear, I am more than satisfied with the results. Wyll, darling fool that he is, may have stepped into them unwillingly but now whoever wants to laugh themselves silly can do so anytime they please. It only lasts as long as you can keep them on…" He chuckled darkly.

"And will it be your turn after he manages to get them off?" She raised a brow. 

"I'd kinda like to try," Karlach shrugged. 

"Then pull them off meeeee! HaHAhahahaaa!" Wyll wailed.

"Nah, looks too intense. Or are you that sensitive?" She teased. "You walk around camp with a crop top Wyll, can't say I blame Astarion for getting ideas."

"And he has an extra pair of normal shoes lying around somewhere," Astarion waved his hand. "Unless they're enchanted too and Gale ate them...Hm. Heh. Heheh. Good luck fighting whilst laughing your arse off."

Shadowheart clicked her tongue. "It has been mere minutes, and he is crying."

"Heeeeeeelp!"

"Enough Astarion," Karlach laughed. "He's had enough."

"Alright, alright," Astarion sighed and set his glass down. "Hold still darling. Stop kicking your - hey! Stop kicking for a minute! Yes, thank you. Excellent self control. Let me pull the left off first…that's it, dear. Here you go, Karlach. You slip it on and it'll start tickling after a few moments. I'm only giving you one boot, otherwise you may get too excited and blow us up, you sweet touch-starved barbarian. Now Wyll, if you kick me again I'm leaving this one on….Alright goooood….Aaaaaand you're free!" He stood back up with a delighted smile and offered the other boot to Shadowheart. "Curious?"

"Hells no," She crossed her arms. 

"HEH! Heheheh. Haha, oh my, heheh, ohoho!" Karlach broke out into higher pitched giggles than anyone would have thought. "Hehehey! This isn't bahahad!...This is nihihice! H-how ticklish are you Wyll? Heheh!"

Wyll stayed on the ground as he watched his teammates and friends have fun. "I'm," he gasped, "I'm happy…at least one person…can enjoy that torture device…heheh…"

"Two people," Astarion reclined back on his chair like a cat. "I'll leave the pair by Halsin's tent when they come back and then we can get a proper show. You'll be thanking me."

Shadowheart looked down at the boot, up at Karlach who had taken a seat on the ground and was giggling, and sighed as she sat down beside her. "A kind gift you've given her," She said to Astarion. "But I'm curious as to why you want to see us laugh?"

"Better a smile on your face and cheer in the camp than slowly angering ourselves to murder darling, cruel pranks lead to cruel actions," Astarion set his glass down and stood. He spoke from experience with his spawn 'siblings.' "Now then. I'm going to-"

Wyll grabbed his ankle with a playful look in his eye. "Going to what?"

"Going to escape your grasp," He shook his leg, and when that didn't work he bent over to unwork Wyll's fingers around his ankle. "Going to…to just sliiiiide myself out of here while you loons have your fun…"

"Oh I think he deserves some form of payback for that," Shadowheart smirked and helped Wyll pull the vampire's legs out from under him so he landed face-first on the ground. "Us loons do want to have our fun."

Astarion yelped and tried to scramble away again, but he soon joined Karlach in a giggle fit as the pair squeezed his legs. Wyll was working on pulling off one of his shoes as Astarion did everything in his power to not actually kill the two. "H-hey now! I, heh, I thought thaHAT you'd prank me some other wahay! Gehet off yohou weirdos! AHEH! HEE! N-not the kneHEES! HEE!"

"You've been pranking us with laughter for weeks and we're the weirdos?" Shadowheart took more pleasure than she should have from making Astarion squeak. He was on the ground squeaking from their pinching and scribbling into the backs of his knees.

"It's only fair, Astarion! Stop kicking, you know you deserve to laugh just as hard as I did! C'mon Fangs," It took a few seconds, but Wyll managed to tug the enchanted boot over Astarion's one foot and sat on the pair of legs so he couldn't pull it off. "Karlach, get his other one!...Karlach?"

She appeared to be off in her own world, enjoying the teasing magic.  

Astarion's giggles became consistent and louder. Not that being pinned and forced to take their revenge helped, but he had not anticipated the boot actually tickling so much. Shadowheart was also on his waist pinching his sides from behind with her slender fingers now. Embarrassed, he hid his face in the crook of an arm and tried shooing her hand away with the other. He shot both back down when she slid them into his armpits, and they were pinned there making him cackle. He could only writhe on the ground and laugh at their mercy - yet he would take this over Cazador's punishments any day. His teammates weren't interested in hurting him when he acted out.

This was fun.

Wyll had decided to grab Astarion's free foot. Holding it by the ankle on the ground, he scratched his nails over the sole.

Not so fun. The nails were far worse than the feathers the boot tickled with.

Wyll exclaimed, "The Blade of Frontiers always finishes his fights! Give in yet, fiend?"

Astarion arched his back, raising his head high. Tears prickled the corners of his eyes and he had the largest grin only Shadowheart could see from the angle she sat at. "Yes, YEHEHES! GET OHOHAHAFF!"

And they did. 

Shadowheart patted his back when she slid off, and Wyll got off of his legs. "Need help with the boot?" 

Still giggling, the spawn pulled himself up and started to pull the enchanted item off with far more ease than Wyll had been able to. The other boot was tossed into his lap, and he saw Karlach cross-legged wiping her own eyes. 

"That was fun!" She exclaimed. "Haven't been touched like that before. Thanks, Astarion. I'll borrow those again." 

He coughed and snuck quick glances to Shadowheart, who was smirking at him on her knees, and Wyll, who was still dangerously close to his feet. When they made eye contact he wiggled his fingers in the air teasingly. "Juvenile pranks don't go unpunished, Astarion. Truce?"

They won't hurt you. They're having fun.

I'M having fun.

He pulled himself together after a second, pulling the smirk back over his face as a familiar mask. "How about well deserved pranks? You've been a brat this week Wyll, and I'm not above making you laugh as hard as you do your enemies."

"Tickling enemies is my thing!" He shot back. "You got these ideas from Gale and I!"

As they bickered, Karlach plucked the boots back from Astarion and grinned at Shadowheart. "I'll put these by Halsin's tent. It'll sure be a sight when they get back. I'm going to go sharpen my blades before these two start tickling each other again."

"I'll join you," As Shadowheart stood, Astarion indeed leaped onto Wyll and tackled him to the ground. Straddling him, he dug into the bare skin Wyll's cropped top exposed and loud laughter once again filled the camp. 

She smiled. Without realizing it, Astarion was great at team building.

[plump-lips-imagine]

Super Mario Bros. Isekai!Reader (Bowser x Reader) (2/3)

There were exactly three more weird encounters with Bowser that stuck with you.

He seemed to be even keener on taking you down after the first encounter. It kind of scared you. Actually no, it really scared you.

You actually have a target on your back now.

But that didn't stop you from having a fun time around the kingdom.

You traveling around the kingdom started this whole series of encounters in the first place.

The first encounter…

it was at the mushroom fields where you were having a small picnic by yourself after Peach told you to have a break.

you picked a nice spot to set your basket and blanket and took in the scenery.

The weather was so nice out today, it was a perfect time out. It kind of made you want to sleep outside on your blanket after you ate.

You guess.... shutting your eyes for a few seconds wasn't going to hurt. It was your day off. It was so peaceful that it was a crime to not relax. Just a little-

"YOU!!"

huh?

You opened your eyes to see a large Fireball heading in your direction.

You were able to move out of the way fast enough to save your basket. Your Blanket and nap area was burnt to a crisp.

"My Blanket!!" You said shocked to your core. You look at the person responsible for this and turned out to be none other than Bowser. Steam was still coming out of his nose as he glared at you

"What was that for?"

"You Know EXACTLY What That Was For, Pipsqueak. You're Going To Pay For What You Did!"

Uh Oh. You don't have the energy to fight him again. Not that you really wanted to fight but still. There must be something around here!

"Think Fast!" You throw the first thing you had with you. A sandwich.

It splattered across Bowser's face, blinding him. This is your chance to book it. You can as face as you can.

"YOU BRAT!!" He quickly wiped off the mess on his face so that he could burn you to a crisp.

He couldn't find you, however. you could run fast if you wanted to. He stomped around for a minute until he came across a goomba. It looks like it's one of his.

"You! I'm looking for a Brat! Have you seen her?"

The goomba said nothing but nodded his head in a different direction. Bowser followed the direction the goomba pointed to.

"Hehe..I can't believe that worked." You take off the goomba hat and chuckle to yourself. The goomba mask always worked in video games, but you didn't think it was going to work in real life.

Let's run back to the mushroom Kingdom before he notices.

Second Encounter…

You were napping in the forest. Why? You don't know. It just felt comfortable underneath the tree.

you could get used to this. In your old world, you had so much stressful work to do, and naps were little to none, as it felt shameful to take a nap sometimes. This, however, felt nice. this world had little to really stress over.

"Grrr!!" You opened your eyes and saw A FIST COMING INTO YOUR DIRECTION!

You quickly moved away before he came in contact with you, creating a large hole in the tree.

okay, almost little to stress over.

"You won't get away this time!"

"HEEEEELP!!" You ran as fast as you could.

the good news is that you were not far from the Mario Bros. House.

Luigi was peacefully doing the laundry outside when he heard yelling. He turned around and saw you.

"HE'S GONNA KILL ME!"

"What? WOAH!"

"GET BACK HERE!"

You had the Mario Bros. take care of that one for you. That's how you were able to escape the second time. Cowering in their house.

Third Encounter……

This time you were picking fruits from trees in a forest. You planned to take some back to the mushroom Kingdom and bake with Peach. You currently have bananas, apples, and peaches.

hopefully they will be enough for some delicious desserts.

While you were lost in your train of thought, a fireball comes your way. You were able to jump out of the way before you were hit. Deja vu.

You turned around and saw the one and only Bowser. He was beyond angry. Veins were popping out of his head. and steam seemed to come from everywhere. oh boy.

"This.ends.here! Stop running away!"

You ran anyway. He wasn't far behind.

You still had one trick up your sleeve. You reached into your basket and pulled out the only weapon you had. A banana.

Throwing it to the ground, you ran faster as he slipped on it. This made him roll over on his back, making him unable to get back up.

"You annoying pipsqueak! Get back here!!" He yells, struggling to get back up.

This is the perfect time to get back to the kingdom......but.

you can't just leave him like this. well, you can, but you didn't want to. It didn't feel right, no matter how scary he was.

you went behind him to push him back on his feet.

"H-Hey, What are you doing?!"

"Getting you back on your feet!" He was really heavy. you were kinda struggling a bit. But you knew you were close, just a little more push.

"I don't need your help!"

'Almost...Got It!" With a huge push, you successfully got him back on his feet, your arms feeling like jelly while you did so. He's as heavy as he looks.

He turned around to look at you. Slightly glaring at you as you look like a quick puppy. You were a little too tired to run and couldn't put up much of a fight. You'll have to accept your fate.

But he just turns back around and stomps away, with a scowl on his face.

"Count your luck. I decided to spare you. Get lost!" He stomps away, leaving you confused.

That was weird.

[onesidedradiostatic]

helluva boss s2e7 reaction

FINALLY catching up, let's-a-go

oh my god???

more younger fizz and blitzo???

do you think he and adam would get along

LMAO???????? GOOD JOB DUDE

why is he like the only asshole deadly sin we've seen so far, ozzie, beelzebub and lucifer are all goodhearted in some way

MISOGYNY???? oh he and adam would REALLY get along

aw man

ah so mammon is the reason we kept seeing fizzarolli merch everywhere, I see

oh. oh boy

oooooh boy

I see that makes sense

I assumed before that his fame came from his involvement with ozzie but it was mammon instead huh, being involved with 2 deadly sins as an imp is crazy

oh hey this looks familiar..... almost like it's someone's pfp with an asexual flag behind it.......

oh boy

awww, more of them. I'm glad at least ozzie is there for him

HEEEEELP WHAT

HELP GAY HORSE SHOW

honestly based

LMAOOO I love how they still banter even though they're sorta rekindling now

AWWWW is that a little deaf kid?

awwwwwwwwwww

ooooooh boy

it's cool blitzo called fizz likable, can really see how they've rekindled

ngl though their act is pretty damn cool, I'm loving all the changes in colours

honestly I've been wondering how fizz and ozzie met, was it through mammon?

aaaaaawww

aaaaaawwwww

caption is killing me but AAAAWWWW

LMAOOOOOOOO

ooooh good on him for recognising it

HELP LMAO???????????

I'M GONNA CRY HE GOT THE CROWD TO SING THIS

AWWWW the deaf kid

AHAHAHHAH WAS EXPECTiNG THIS

I'M GONNA CRY???????

I love how they don't have use the commonly used fizzmodeus LMAOOO. anyways hell denizens are canonically rpf fans thank you for letting me know helluva boss.

BUT YEAH that's it, all pretty cool stuff, of course hazbin hotel is still the Main Attraction for me but helluva definitely has a lot of pretty good stuff, fizzarolli is great, he and ozzie are cute and his dynamic with blitzo is so funny, I love it

no more to stay tuned for for now but hey, now I have helluva knowledge. WOOOO

[thornswoggled]

105 stream of consciousness, lets get it

what a whammo of an opening shot. this hits different if you read ghost and witch

JASMINE SMASHING THEM INTO A GOO PILE HELP???? HELP ME.... HEEEEELP..... HEEEEEEEEELP.....

second time weve had puppies on a cover in recent times. first was 102 with chise and ruth lying in a puppy pile. and then of course there was the egg/baby bird imagery in 103. baby animals on baby animals. i know yamazaki just likes dogs, but im sure theres symbolism there

i fucking knew we were gonna start with a flashback to get the full story on what happened at the end of 100

can i draw your attention to the fact that in this flashback, jasmine is wearing a big white sweater on top of a black collared shirt, and chise in the present is wearing a big black sweater on top of a white collared shirt. im telling you man. white dragon vs red dragon. the parallels are paralleling

rian questioning if jasmine is a sleigh beggy is really interesting. and "thats the law" about sleigh beggys being kept housebound. theres laws among alchemists about that? why is chise allowed to wander about, then? because shes a mage so it doesnt apply to her, probably. you cant make a mage follow the law of an alchemist

lil fella full body hugging her is sooooo cute

so isaac is the only one who doesnt know about this thing unless rian told him about it later

OLD MAN!!!! NEW OLD MAN!!!! yamazaki loooves to draw an old man

what does finn mean about "not being able to dine together" ? this feels like a weird translation. also, i guess he doesnt care about the goo dragon puppy. not paid enough to care

stellar, simple flashback with lindsay covered in blood. effective without doing too much. whoa, its a flashback within a flashback..

lindsay already knows about lil fella, if only vaguely... thats really funny. i wonder if he knows in the present? id like to see the twins shock when he goes "yeah i knew you had that thing"

IT CHEWED THE CORNER OFF THE WALL PLEAAAASE

just noticed on the slider that this is a longer chapter than weve been getting recently

you can definitely tell that yamazaki is copy and pasting the twins in the "OH." panel. i love that. work smarter not harder

really freaky deaky body horror with this thing. im telling you yamazaki should do a horror one day

all signs point to lil fella being a piece broken off of the white dragon. ruth barking at it is. really good

speaking of, this is an old house, and lil fella is made of a rocky crystal sort of stuff. i wonder if the guys downstairs can hear all this rowdy thumping from chises room

whooooo is this greaser dude jasmine is thinking of. if its one thing yamazaki is gonna do its drop a nugget and decline to elaborate

CHISE IMMEDIATELY FOLDING AND TELLING ELIAS bwahh fdshfs sdfjfj sdjfsdjf

"give me some room!!" chise has been really really resistant lately to getting touched by elias. of course, part of it is she doesnt want her friends to know... being around a lot of people has made her more self conscious about how others perceive their relationship. i think the incident in 98 has also made her cagier. maybe shes having her "im 16 i should be at the club" moment. shes gonna make him crash out dude

makes sense that elias wouldnt care about lil fella. it doesnt impact him at all and hes largely unconcerned with right or wrong

im surprised chise brought up the conversation with lindsay. didnt he broach the subject to elias after chise already left the room? maybe her dragon ears are just that sharp

"it was grown-up talk" i really dont like that. it sounds infantilizing and im glad chise pushed back against it. i remember that the anime reinterpreted a line that elias said as "this is not a matter for children," and someone on here talked about how elias only said it that way to recontextualize a line chise says later on about "are there really things adults can do that i cant?" looking at the manga alone, this doesnt seem in character and i dont like elias treating her like a child. it would be fine if they werent pseudo-married. but they are. so..... ya, blegh

loving chises "you cant even tell me??? 👉👈" she is so funny. manipulate that old man chise

him keeping it a secret reminding chise of adults arguing about what to do with her when she was younger....... ooooouuuugh

this isnt helping with how insane i was about this secret conversation earlier. if it was about lindel and iceland im not sure elias would be reluctant to share

"i guess that would make joseph an adult too" SHES SO FUNNY HELP

i appreciate that we are also getting elias' side of things in saying "i only said it to get her off my case." very much the same attitude we saw from him in early arc 1. but im surprised chise is even asking him this as if he would know

TINY ELIAS AND RAHAB IM GONNA CORN ON THE COB MYSELF WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAAAAAT. he looks sooo goofy

i dont love the bold and creepy font used here when elias calls her a child. but it suits how i feel about this conversation... so....

honestly, this all serves to remind us that in addition to being a fantasy, tamb is more of a coming of age than a romance

switch of setting to iceland. good! maybe thats what the convo was about after all

oh, is this the dragon that cursed chise? poor thing is still traumatized and scared of people

all right lindel just confirmed it for me. discussion of trauma taking a long time to overcome... yamazaki you arent slick i know where youre going with this

tamb having its maximum ride environmentalism heel turn moment

why is scary lindel kinda... uh... who said that

hilda entreating him like a medieval knight. does she think he doesnt understand modern english syntax

HUH!!!!! well that answered a lot of questions and left room for some more to be answered. id say pretty satisfying overall

[memoria-99]

Snow White × Wizardess Heart

Episode 3

When the dwarfs came home that evening, they found Snow White lying on the ground. She was not breathing and was dead. The dwarfs were terrified and devastated.

"Oh my, Liz! Can you hear me?!" (Amelia)

"What?! She couldn't be really dead, could she? I thought we were just roleplaying! What happened?" (Lucious)

"It's got to be Zeus, for sure." (Alfonse)

"Anyways, we have to prepare a coffin now." (Joel)

So they had a transparent glass coffin made, so she could be seen from all sides. They laid her inside and wrote her name on it in golden letters, saying that she was a princess. Then they put the coffin in front of their house, and just when they were about to head back...

"Oiiiiink! (Heeeeelp!)" (Caesar)

A piglet came flying from nowhere.

"Whoa, Alfonse, watch out!" (Randy)

"Wha...?!" (Alfonse)

In the next moment, there was a thud, and a puff of white smoke appeared. When the smoke cleared, the piglet was nowhere to be seen. Instead, there was a prince, dressed up in fine clothing.

"Phew, thank goodness, I'm back to my original body!" (Caesar)

"I... I kissed... Caesar?" (Alfonse)

The crashed dwarf blinked in disbelief.

"They just... kissed...? For real?" (Joel)

"Pfft... Man, this is quite a sight! Hahahaha!" (Luca)

"What's Baroque doing here anyway?" (Lucious)

While the prince looked rather relieved, the dwarf was literally frozen.

"Sorry, Alfonse. But I'm the victim as well. A lot of things happened, so..." (Caesar)

Just then, the coffin caught his sight.

"Oh? I wonder what's a beautiful princess doing here?" (Caesar)

"Don't tell me YOU are the prince, Baroque?" (Lucious)

"Don't say like that. Let me act a cool prince who saves the princess for once." (Caesar)

"You're better suited as a pig than a prince, if you ask me." (Lucious)

As the prince ignored the dwarf and approached the coffin to see her face closer, he slipped on a banana peel. He crashed into the coffin, shattering it into a million pieces.

"Owwww... It hurts! Why do these things keep happening to me?" (Caesar)

"... Didn't you just say you'd save the princess?" (Joel)

"Why in the world did the writer give him the prince role?" (Lucious)

"Ooh, sorry! I ate banana this morning and forgot to throw the peel in the trash!" (Randy)

Then the dwarf went inside to throw the peel away.

The commotion woke up Snow White, who sat up groggily and said,

"What the...?" (Liz)

The prince, now covered in broken glass and bruises, looked sheepishly at Snow White and said,

"Uh, hi. I'm here to rescue you, Liz." (Caesar)

Snow White replied,

"Rescue me? You just destroyed my bed! And... what happened to you? You look awful!" (Liz)

Though embarrassed, the prince pulled out a ring and got down on one knee.

"Liz, I mean princess, would you..." (Caesar)

But just as he was about to propose, the dwarf who left a moment ago rushed back, shouting,

"I found the antidote!" (Randy)

And handed Snow White a bottle of fizzy soda. Snow White took a sip and smiled.

"Oh, thank you, Randy! Now I feel so light!" (Liz)

Then she glanced at the prince and said,

"And, well... thanks for the effort, Caesar, but I think I'll stay here. These guys keep things entertaining. Plus, you don't look like you're in a state to do anything now." (Liz)

The prince, realizing he's out of his depth, nodded and said,

"Fair enough. But can I at least have some of that soda? I think I need it." (Caesar)

"Of course, here you go!" (Liz)

And so, Snow White stayed with the dwarfs, running a successful fizzy drinks business, and they all lived happily ever after, while the prince returned to the castle, opened a banana-free royal rescue service to avoid future slip-ups.

"... THIS is the ending? What about me?!" (Zeus)

"I think you're forgotten, King Kook." (Hiro)

- The end -

[incorrectpepperann]

*Superintendent Radcliffe rings Principal Hickey's doorbell. Principal Hickey answers.*

Superintendent Radcliffe: Well, Herbert, I made it, despite your directions...

Principal Hickey: Ah, Superintendent Radcliffe, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

*Radcliffe enters. In the dining room, he sits and the table and places a bottle in an ice bucket, while Hickey runs to the kitchen, only to find that his roast is burnt, and gasps in horror*

Principal Hickey: Ye gods! My roast is ruined! *looks at Burger Fortress across the street from his window* But what if... *starts picking at mole* I were to purchase fast food, and disguise it as my own cooking? *chuckles* Delightfully devilish, Herbert!

*Hickey begins to climb through the window as Radcliffe enters and catches him*

Superintendent Radcliffe: Uh-

Principal Hickey: Superintendent! I was just... uh... just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

*smoke comes out of the oven*

Superintendent Radcliffe: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Herbert?

Principal Hickey: Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!

*Radcliffe leaves and Hickey goes out the window to get burgers and fries from Burger Fortress. Cut to the dining room where the fast food is on a silver platter*

Principal Hickey: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!

Superintendent Radcliffe: I thought we were having "steamed clams".

Principal Hickey: Oh no, I said "steamed hams"! That's what I call hamburgers.

Superintendent Radcliffe: You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?

Principal Hickey: Yes! It's a regional dialect.

Superintendent Radcliffe: Uh-huh. Eh, what region?

Principal Hickey: Uh... upstate New York?

Superintendent Radcliffe: Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".

Principal Hickey: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.

Superintendent Radcliffe: I see. *takes bite out of burger* You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Burger Fortress.

Principal Hickey: Hohoho, no! Patented Hickey Burgers! Old family recipe.

Superintendent Radcliffe: For steamed hams?

Principal Hickey: Yes.

Superintendent Radcliffe: Yes. So you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

Principal Hickey: Y- Uh...you know, the...One thing I should...excuse me for one second.

Superintendent Radcliffe: Of course.

*Hickey enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it's now on fire*

Principal Hickey: *fake yawn* Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Superintendent Radcliffe: Yes, I should be- *notices the intense light from the kitchen* GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!

Principal Hickey: Aurora Borealis?

Superintendent Radcliffe: Uh... Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?

Principal Hickey: Yes.

Superintendent Radcliffe: ... May I see it?

Principal Hickey: ... No.

*they both leave the house as the fire gets bigger*

Principal Hickey's Mother: HERBERT!!! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!

Principal Hickey: No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights.

Superintendent Radcliffe: Well, Herbert, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.

*Radcliffe turns to leave*

Principal Hickey's Mother: HEEEEELP! HEEELP!!!!!

*Radcliffe turns around, and Hickey gives him a forced phony thumbs up. Radcliffe leaves and Hickey runs back into the burning house*

[dragonentusiast]

Robyn Thistlethwaite

Robyn: Flying is so fun! You should try it!

BB: And damage precision Hogwarts property?

BB: ...

BB: On second thought.

Robyn: BB heeeeelp meee!

BB pulling out his bag: I can't even get Daniel to not look at me worried/angry what makes you think I can help you with Kevin?

Robyn: What? No. Help me study!

BB: Just because I have good grades doesn't mean I know how I got them.

Robyn: Catch this!

Launches a bludger at BB.

It hits him in the face.

Robyn: I told you to catch!

BB: You have to be more specific.

Robyn gets another howler.

Robyn: Oh no! I can't embarrass myself again!

BB takes the howler and eats it.

Robyn: ...

Kevin: ...

Ivy: ...

Lottie: ...

Daniel: ...

BB: I feel it yelling in my-

Everyone: SPIT IT OUT!!

Note: Q&A is open if you have any questions feel free to shoot them. The cast will happily answer it!

BB: No I won't.

Yes he will.

BB: Yes I will. :c

[depressedhatakekakashi]

I've had enough with my own sad head canons for Dragon Gai in GOS verse, it's time for a funny one.

So it takes a WHILE for Gai to fly, or more accurately, even ATTEMPT to fly. His wings fold up almost perfectly along his long body, so the first time he even cracks them open even a little, he's freaked out by how big they are, and because he opened one more than the other, he ended up falling over. Because they're heavy and throw off his body weight. Worst than that he ended up falling on Kakashi, who was encouraging him to to show him

Kakashi: *Squished* Can't breath. Heeeeelp!

Gai: Sorry Rival!

But, running up and down the valley from the top of a mountain, to the village below, is a LONG trek. And it would save time if he used the wings. So after a while Gai agreed ro start practicing to use tgem, and learn how to fly...and it did not go smoothly.

At first he tried flapping his wings from the ground but can't quite find the timing right so just ends up making large bursts of air that blow away Pakkun the first time he got too close ("SORRY PUPPY!" He needed to give a lot of cuddles to get forgiveness from the pooch. And maybe get a few bones for him). When he got the timing right, the rest of his body was so long and slithery, he couldn't get more than a few feet off the air, and the rest of him was hanging limp and he ended up face planting more than once. ("Ow!") So he finally tried a running start and that started to get it, only he realized that his long body needed to sort of move with it, like riding a bike to keep it straight. But he didn't know how to do that so he sometimes ended up spinning out of control and crashing into things, buuldings, fields and a LOT of trees ("MORE OWWWW!") This probably ended up tearing up a good chunk of Yamato's forest.

So after many failured attempts and at least getting the basics of gliding under control, Kakashi realized they needed some elevation to make these wings work properly, after watching a couple of baby birds getting pushed out of a nest. He figured with the right elevation, Gai's wings and body could have the time to uncurl and right itself, and take off tonthe skies properly... Only problem is there were not any trees big enough to make that work so they'd have to launch themself off a mountain to get a big enough momentum.

Gai: *looking down the cliff side*..... Nope. *turns and tries to walk away*

Kakashi: *stops him* It's not that big~

Gai: ITS A MOUNTAIN KAKASHI. IT IS VERY BIG.

Kakashi: it's big for a human-

Gai: WHICH I AM.

Kakashi: Buuuut you're also a bit more than that. And we've seen how big you are. What you can take. This isn't going to hurt you.

Gai: Lies and slander. This will hurt a lot.

Kakashi: Okay. It MAY hurt if we fail- BUT I promise to be right there with you. You won't get hurt. Temari is here to give us the gust of wind you need to take off, I won't let you die if anything goes wrong. You can do this... i believe in you.

And so (after 4 more stops mid way before jumping off because HOLY CRAP IT WAS HIGH!) Gai finally launched off the side of the cliff with Kakashi on his head. The air currents were good and Gai did his first successful flight!

...for approximately 2 minutes before spiraling out of control because figuring out how it all came together was not easy. Gai and Kakashi ended up spinning out of control, and crash landed into a grassy field, where ended up squashed once again, under under Gai's dragon butt. Needless to say it was the least dignified moment of the god's life. (Temari. Told. Everyone.)

But they kept at it. Within five years Gai mastered flying, learning to take off from any height. And the two were free to travel the skies together for hundreds of years.

But yeah that's my take on Gai learning how to fly. What do you thin0k 😁👍

Poor Kakashi is never gonna hear the end of it XD every-time he starts pissing Obito off he’ll have to hear ‘at least i’ve never been crushed by a dragon’s ass’ and like honestly

How does one argue with that? xD (also super fitting for the scene in kakashi hidan where he accidentally smushes his face into Gai’s ass XD)

Really love Kakashi trying his best to help Gai learn to fly, and pushing him to just take that leap of faith in the end and spread his wings.

I think the hounds would cheer Gai on as he practice’s, running through the sky around him. It’s where the legends of thunder storms following him comes from

Cuz the hounds always follow him and Kakashi through the sky. Not always all of them, but at least one of them and 90% of the time it’s pakkun and Bill

[dumbleb33]

thinking about the ANGST potential of the EmmaSimon childhood friends AU.

Suddenly their friends start dying in gruesome ways and Emma is really worried but Simon reassures her that he'll protect her and so they end up spending a lot of time together.

They end up getting really close and sorta start flirting a lot but then suddenly Emma gets kidnapped and Simon stops killing while he loses his mind looking for her.

When he finally gets her back he swears he won't ever kill for fun again. He helps Emma as she recovers and they don't really flirt with each other anymore because Emma needs time before she's ready for a relationship but they're still really close yk? They share a bed a lot because it makes Emma feel safer and Simon likes to stay close to her.

Eventually Simon starts getting letters from a few of his murder buddies that he stopped talking to. The letters are all along the lines of "Hey I saw your girl on a videotape haha" and Simon just goes feral. He starts hunting these guys down and destroying the videotapes and it takes a year or so but he finally does it.

By this point he and Emma are flirting again and things are looking better. One night while they're cuddling Emma finally works up the courage to kiss Simon. They spend the evening kissing and cuddling before falling asleep in eachothers arms and everything is good.

Simon gets arrested the next day. Both Emma and Kristen are devastated and they comfort each other over the next few months. BUT Emma and Simon hadn't told anyone about the kiss and Emma just carries that painful secret all by herself.

But during Simon's court process Emma meets Travis. Eventually they get assigned to interview teen killers and Travis can't make himself talk to Simon so Emma goes in alone. Lots of yelling from Emma and tears from both of them.

Anyways I think I'm going insane about them.

Bestie. Bestie bestie bestie. How could you do this to me. This is. This is everything. This is perfection. How am I supposed to think about literally anything besides this now. Heeeeelp feral Simon he WOULD I’m. I need to go lay down. Your brain

[residents-of-the-darkforest]

Slopepaw stopped, Swiftface looking back at him in confusion. “I smell something. I think there’s a new arrival!” Slopepaw said, bounding off.Ignoring the shouts of his mentor to wait, Slopepaw bolted in the direction of the new scent. He wondered who it would be! Hopefully another cat from DayCla……Slopepaw hadn’t realized he’d been at the edge of the fog. Right in front of him was a cat, around his age when he died in battle with Swiftface.“Slopepaw! I told you not to run off!” Swiftface said, walking up next to him. “You know the kind of cats that can come here, and getting wounded isn’t a very fun thing! You should-” Slopepaw nudged them, and Swiftface finally noticed the cat.They walked up next to them, and gently shook their shoulder.The cat leapt up, yowling in suprise.“Hey, hey! Don’t run!” Swiftface said, standing between him and the fog.“I’m sorry! Please don’t kill me!” The cat, who Slopepaw realized was a tom said.Swiftface tilted their head. “Why would I do that? You’re not a threat, and cats can’t die here.” Swiftface gave him a longer look. “…..What’s your name?”“Sprucepaw….is this the Dark Forest?” The apprentice asked.“Mine is Swiftface-The Dark Forest? What clan are you from?!” Swiftface said with an incredulous look on their face.“W-WindClan.” Sprucepaw said.Swiftface froze, letting out a few squeaks. Slopepaw took this as his chance to step forward.“HI! My name is Slopepaw. Were you in the Dark Forest?” He stepped closer. “You seem only a little weak, so you must have not done something really bad.”Sprucepaw gave him a nervous look. “What?” He asked.“Oh, yeah. This place is Limbo. The better you were in life, the stronger you are in death. All DayClan cats go here.”Swiftface, recovering from their shock, turned away and started shouting. “BRIGHTFUUUUUUR! HEEEEELP!” A brown and white spotted she-cat stepped out of the shadows.“What?” She said, giving Swiftface a glare.“We have a WindClan apprentice here, he says he’s from the Dark Forest.”Brightfur took a step back. “If this is some sort of joke-” “There’s no joke! I promise.” Swiftface replied. “Is this supposed to happen?”.“No.” Brightfur replied, narrowing her eyes.. She walked over to Sprucepaw. “Hey. Kit. What’d you do?” Slopepaw backed away, giving Sprucepaw a little privacy, and getting away from Brightfur.The first medicine cat of DayClan had a temper, and a disdain for StarClan.It wasn’t long before Brightfur turned around, her tail lashing.“I am going to skin every single cat in StarClan alive.” She said.Swiftface kept a calm demeanor, and replied, “Good for you. We should go find Floodstar.”Brightfur padded off, and Swiftface gestured for Sprucepaw and Slopepaw to follow. “Is she….always like that?” Sprucepaw said.“Mostly.” Slopepaw replied. “Now c'mon. We’ve gotta go see Floodstar.”

Coming up next, Sprucepaw meets the founder of DayClan. Don’t worry, he gets back to the DF safely. Now for most of StarClan, that’s to be seen.

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could you imagine if no one else knows about Limbo. They all remain in the DF or die a second time, and eventually Sprucepaw comes to believe that this was all a weird dream and that Slope, Swift, Bright, and the others were just his imagination