#HEEEEELP

[copepods]

they should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours

[0xywave]

i’m so payjay pilled im oayjay maxxing

[muffinlance]

Extreme long shot, but looking for a fic I read years ago, that to my knowledge is NOT on AO3 or FF, just on someone's blog or maybe a small hosting site. It's a three(?)-part series.

Stuff I remember: Zhao kills Iroh pre-north-pole; he dies on a beach due to shrapnel, I think. Zuko wanders off in a daze, stays with a nice Earth Kingdom woman for awhile, then embarks on Messing With Zhao's Shit until Zhao catches him. Gaang rescues him (from Pohuai?) after whump.

Zuko leads them back to the Earth Kingdom woman for a safe place to rest, meanwhile Zuko's crew has found her and given her a letter+their location+tell our stupid prince he's not the only one who wants to Mess The Fire Nation's Shit Up. Zuko and the Gaang go to his ship, whose treason against the Fire Nation is already in progress (and they've gotten their families out of the Fire Nation to avoid reprisal, so Jee's wife is there). Katara bonds with the ship healer, who teaches her non-bending healing and is both salty and instructive. Ends incompletely right as Zuko and the Gaang are about to leave the ship.

Those parts of the series are a good read, but I am dying to re-read the part that's an Iroh POV of the royal family, including Ozai's strategic murdering of all of Iroh's children (he had more than Lu Ten in this AU), and Iroh's extremely chilling "maybe I should do the same to his" thoughts until baby Zuko wins him over. It is PEAK disfunctional Fire Family.

I thought I bookmarked this somewhere, but I can't for the life of me find it. Plz send help.

EDIT: FIC FOUND! See the reblog chain for the link, it's in the second post.

EDIT EDIT: This is. Even better than I remembered. My heart hurts, ow. <3

[dovewingkinnie]

i go deathly ill and a handsome doctor nurses me back to health but i am secretly poisoning myself to stay at the hospital with him forever

[sleepysnk]

mikey is the kind of boyfriend that will literally spam text you at 3 am about random facts he learned from some random tiktok he saw.

2:51 a.m.-> mikey: BABE I FOUND OUT ONLY 3% OF THE OCEAN IS EXPLORED.

3:01 a.m.-> mikey: did u know capybaras can swim

3:06 a.m.-> mikey: WAKE UP WE SHOULD GO TO AN ABANDONED HOSPITAL THATS HAUNTED

3:07 a.m.-> mikey: ok nvm i’m fucking scared i saw a scary video

3:10 a.m.-> mikey: babe ilysm i might die rn

[elixs-mythology-corner]

GUYS

GUYS

@daonedaonlyskh @unhinged-waterlilly @psychicbluebirdmiracle and @cloud-anon (because you've been claimed by my pinging habits)

I NEED HELP

I NEED A NAME FOR NYMPH THAT WILL LIKELY NEVER BE SEEN EVER AGAIN.

[king-blass]

I just watched Inside Out 2...and it was one of the best movies I've ever seen.

(I CRIED.)

But what I want to talk about is that now I understand why people are starting to like Fear x Anxiety

I saw them as siblings, But I don't think I see them as siblings anymore

I've seen some Fear x Anxiety fanart and they look so cute

So I'm in doubt right now, I don't know if ship them or keep seeing them as siblings.

[loserifer]

mfw i want to talk about hazbin (lucifer) so badly and share my art and discuss my character analysis but this show is notoriously known for being triggering so no one i know has watched it and all the discord servers are for roleplays or full of really little kids 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[skeletoninthemelonland]

HOW ARE YOU A YEAR YOUNGER THAN ME, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN COLLEGE???

SBHSBDSBEWFJDFSNFE NO??? 😭😭

[phosphorus-noodles]

google search summoned ender dragon gone wrong

google search dragon loose in overworld

google search how to kill dragon fast

google search what is immune to ender dragon

google search lots of bedrock cheap where

google search how to beg for forgiveness

[msburgundy]

[stevelives]

the cowboy keery agenda is REAL

[xeo-kunsatan]

Just first day starting that

Just first day and I advanced all this shit quick and by myself aaaaaa help 😭

And...it's just the base paint 👁👁💧...

[dovewingkinnie]

imgoing to fucking explode because i cant talk to anyone about this evil catboy yet what the FUck

[mossytrashcan]

I can’t believe I only started caring about shadow and bone guy art the literal day shadow and bone got cancelled

[maburito]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA