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Someone said on here they like miragabe and I started thinking like damn HELL YEAH?? I imagine their dynamic would be quite toxic because of their EXTREMELY different approaches to you'know everything mirage is extremely Nilistic and Gabriel is an angel and all that.

I think the way they would meet would probably be with Gabriel like noticing that she has a cross charm on her phone (bcz come'on she would think it's pleasant to look at) and boom friendship?

Its more like mirage asking questions to kinda laugh to herself how stupid ts is, a lot of times straight up telling Gabriel that with him getting pissed

In short For Gabriel? God his father and the Bible is his whole life he was made to devote himself to it to shape himself around it

But to mirage? It's entertainment something to ask when she's bored Her ass is here to mock this and see where it goes, the Bible to her is an edited fiction book that just gives people purpose and escape from the truth she doesn't respect it she thinks it stupid

Well mirage would break Gabriel

Yeah I'm yapping ts t 4am sowrry about shitty writing and formatting 💔🥀

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THE PEOPLE OF ULTRAKILL CONFESSIONS I HAVE MADE AN OC BASED ON WAR

The design on the right was my first crack at it and the left is like the semi final design. She’s so silly and I would kiss her. Would I get covered in 3rd degree burns? Yes, yes I would but they are hot as hell (literally and figuratively). Hand on screen.

Anyway the little story that I have made for it is that it kinda just showed up when ███ created the earth. When the angels stared killing the other natural spawns they knew that his time was limited and it was either fight or flee and lovingly he chose both. Sadly this did not go without consequence and an angel managed to spear him through the gut. It was thought that WAR was killed until it came randomly showed up in Hell one day (they preferred to wander around Greed due to how hot it is there and it makes her really happy to be surrounded by heat). For the most part she is left alone down there mostly because of her violent nature and tendencies to kill any angel he comes across and because they like to torture sinners.

That’s all I have for them at the moment. I’ll eventually make a proper ref for her but anyway what do we think chat?

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oh hey also do you know how fucking DEVESTATING it is to replay Hollow Knight after playing ultrakill as an attractor sawblade launcher main??? Before I could at least yell at the Pale King for needing so many goddamn buzzsaws but now i’m just suffering through the white palace knowing I, too, would build this if asked. I have become the very thing I swore to destroy.

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i think minos prime being added anywhere is so funny. like you can just drop him in any situation to make it 90% funnier i don’t know why. Going to costco and Minos Prime was there. got sent to the hunger games and Minos Prime was just standing there. Starship warpdrive malfunctioned stranding my crew and I on a distant and hostile planet and stranding Minos Prime also. Idk it just tickles me

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one inch tall clone of v1 and tiny clones of the ultrakill cast with that v1's scale in mind upon ye. watch them like bugs if you want. - 🌙🪓

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I'm working on cleaning my room and I finally found a place to put the Gabriel body pillow cover, since I uh, Dont have a pillow.

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I feel like a lot of fanon GabV1el really mischaracterizes V1. And like… it’s different than the way Gabriel can get mischaracterized because a lot of times Gabriel mischaracterization is an exaggeration of traits he already has. Which I can giggle at if it’s done for a funny joke (ik other people are still bothered by it though I may be in the minority on that one) but the V1 mischaracterization is invented out of thin air. It’s not an exaggeration of traits and it’s used seriously as well and I’m like… idk. I wish I could better articulate what bothers me about the fanon mischaracterization of V1 specifically but I think they just get very woobified and everything they actually do in the game is ignored… like I understand V1 is a silent protagonist character and therefore may not have as many obvious traits as Gabriel but its personality IS there if you pay attention. Of course there’s nothing wrong with filling in the gaps but there’s no need to create a new personality when V1 already has one

(Disclaimer: people can do what they want and if writing GabV1el like this makes them happy then I hope they continue to write/draw it and be happy. Hell yeah. I’m just venting my personal frustration/opinion and trying to find a way to put it into words. Btw I love canon GabV1el mwah)

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when will V2 use its DAMN ARMS already like bro what? You do realize you can just punch V1 in 1-4, right? Or grapple it to you in 4-4, right? Fucking moron. I still love it though :)

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Everytime someone views v1 souless i take a shot and fuckkk i can bearelly standup rn

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i need to chew glass i need to fucking RAVAGE on some solid bone oh my fuckjng god . its fine its so cool actually its sooo chill .!!!!!!! its not as if the only emotion we ever see from v1 in game is Fear . the only concrete evidence of v1 Feeling is when it is literally confirmed to die . no reaction until it says “shutdown imminent” . but the fear comes all at once and it is undeniable . and oh just in case you didnt read that quite correctly or something THE ONLY EMOTION V1 FEELS IN GAME IS FEAR . CAN YOU HEAR ME

whatever . whatever man . i dont even care . like im so nonchalant about this dude for real . like who even gives a shit . whatever dude . whatever

something something the primal need to survive and the fear of death that comes with it . something something 2-S (all-imperfect love song) talking about the inevitability of death and not letting the fear of death ruin the act of living , while still acknowledging that dying is still scary . v1 continuing to rip through hell despite the fact that one day all blood will be gone and v1 Will die . but dying is still scary .

…… Whatever . im gonna go cough up copious amounts of blood now (im so okay hahahhaahhaah !!!!!)

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Can we talk about how scary Ultrakill actually is, ik we all like the yaoi/yuri here but can we talk about it for a bit?

- Sky anon

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I lowk wanna cuddle with Gabriel so fucking bad. I wanna put my head on his chest and sleep there. I wanna nuzzle his thighs. I want him to cuddle me and wrap his wing around me vro. I know he'd be so warm and soft, too. I NEED HIM SO BAD

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list of all the things that Gabriel calls v1 that could be counted as slurs against robots

"mere object"

"thing"

"nothing but scrap"

ik there's gonna be people who say "what about ____" I'm only counting the ones that could technically be derogatory against machines specifically. the nickname 'machine' itself is not a slur it is just a fact. its like addressing a person by the title 'human'. like ok ik that's what I am its kinda weird to keep calling me that but not derogatory

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are you really a Gabriel fan if you don't want to get him pregnant... /silly

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(Possible tw for trans and/or non-binary phobia)

The council lowkey gives off toxic masculinity.

Since those who are closer to god present physically masculine, I bet the council is like “if you’re not following God’s will and his every action, then you’re not worthy of being seen as a man, and that makes you a husk of what you could truly be.” And they’re indirectly spouting hatred for lesser angels because their bodies are not humanoid or masculine enough (or it can also be directly cuz the council are L + no maiden-having bozos).

Agender/non-binary angels my beloved (´∀｀) (Gabe included, if I’m interpreting my words correctly??? Gabriel feels he/they or GNC to me.)

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also dont psot this but i did want to apologize in case ehat i said about pro/antiship made you uncomfortable

i dislike "proship" due to my own personal trauma-related reasons which im sure is a little understandable, but im not going to gi out of my way ti attack people who do lime it and i gope it diesnt come off like that in the ask i sent about it

so very sorry if that was offensive at all, wont hapoen again

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sorry, people bringing it up basically causes a kneejerk reaction at this point because drama has personally brought me so much annoyance (and i’m not mentally equipped to handle people debating about stuff and throwing accusations at each other over they could just *not* bite each other about)

you’re alright, and i’m really sorry if i caused any issues for you by ranting about it

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ultrakill-confessions if it was gay be like “i am just the normal blog”

true,