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sauce boobies ...
#it's so fucked up how women have to wear sports bras but men can just keep pointing at you all season long#he looks so girl in practice#the narcissist cheerleader of his football team#he leans his helmet against urs in what you think is a supportive measure but really hes just#using your visor reflection as a mirror to flirt with himself#hes so shaped <3#showing out with the shorts for arod disgusting#...at least breece is there to revel in the reward#nothing#sauce has nothing going on back there#a concrete slab#it's ok though even sidewalks get filled with white cement sometimes 🥰#theres still hope for you to get it sauce buddy#i support you <3#sincerely#your biggest hater
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had more thoughts about genderqueer layton after my last post. thought about how it would be for her/him in the 60s/70s... then this comic spawned
#nervous about posting this? tbh?#idk its just a heavy topic.#and i dont want people to think im using this topic for angst fodder.#i just wanted to explore how it would work for him in the 60s/70s#and how he can be supported despite that#anyways hello layton fandom im new and so far ive only posted about genderqueer layton. oops.#professor layton#op art#comic#hershel layton#luke triton#cw transphobia#why is she doing this in her office? well. i meant for it to be her home but then forgot. so.#she practically lives there anyway i looked up refs and shes got a fucking TOOTHBRUSH!!! in there!!! girl please just go home.#said her/him btw bc i dont think layton wld use they them yet. so it fluctuates
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given that i've ran this blog for as many years now i think i should get much credit for this being what, only the third dick joke i've ever made here hdfkhkj
anyways. there's this point in the story where vash and wolfwood have to go their separate ways for a while, but neither of them are dealing with it particularly well
(image id below the cut since it's a longer one)
[image ID: a rough, doodley 5 panel digital comic of vash and meryl from trigun, but from my leaden skies au where they've both been lightly redesigned to fit into the setting of monster hunter. vash is a wyverian with long pointed ears, wearing a red coat with gold trim and buttons. meryl is a human wearing a beret as seen on other guild girls, but her all-white outfit is a practical two-piece blouse and shorts set. the whole comic is comprised of warm colors, orange and yellow and dark purple
panel 1: vash sitting in the foreground at a brown desk covered in candles and books, with a book opened in front of him that he flips through with a bored expression and his cheek resting against his hand. he appears to be in a library, lit by candles on dark grey chandeliers hung from the ceiling. meryl is in the background stretching up to reach a book high on a shelf, and beside her is a table which is also covered in candles and several tall stacks of books
panel 2: a closeup of vash's face as his eyes widen and his ears prick up. something in the book has apparently caught his attention
panel 3: a closeup of the page vash was looking at, an illustrated info sheet about the flying wyvern, khezu. a candle in the table brightly illuminates the colored page
panel 4: meryl has come around by vash's shoulders with a stack of books held in her arms. she quirks a brow as she looks over vash's shoulder at the book. vash has a neutral, hard to read look on his face, but his ears are still up and his eyes are still shiny and wide as he seems to consider the page for a while
panel 5: a yellow word bubble comes from vash, who huffs a long sigh and says, "maybe i should call him...". his head has tipped to the side as he rubs his neck and frowns, blushing a little with his ears drooping. meryl physically recoils from him and her face scrunches up in disgust, saying, "eww" and, "there's something wrong with you"
end ID.]
#trigun#trigun anime#trigun fanart#vash#vash the stampede#meryl stryfe#vashwood#leaden skies au#monster hunter#monster hunter fanart#monster hunter crossover#crossover#on a serious note i REALLY love putting vash in a role that emphasizes how he's a smart dude with a frankly astonishing depth of knowledge#of his specific specialties. like that aspect of him gets its moments to shine in canon but like#he is Literally just a little scientist man in leaden skies and it's very fun to work with :3#anyways i've been wanting to do this forever and lately i've been badly needing to practice new things again so it was a fun excuse lol#ALSO: for girlies in the know here. is ANYONE ELSE burdened with the knowledge of khezu's concept art#like goddd girl they really said okay we want this thing to look phallic as fuck but this is a little Too Much. tone it down 10 percent dhf#but only 10 percent. mostly they just took away the. head shape. ffsdfdssdfs
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okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??
edit: i started writing it
#steve x eddie#steddie#stranger things#someone tell me this has already been written because i need it. please.#bonus points if steve shows up to the first practice session empty-handed#and eddie nearly calls the whole thing off when he has the Audacity to grab at eddie's sweetheart as if eddie'd ever let him play her#and he doesn't even teach steve anything that day because rule number one get your own fucking guitar and keep your mitts off mine#but by the end when eddie is deep deep deep in love and it's time to send steve off to woo this lucky girl of his#he offers to let steve take his sweetheart because she's guaranteed to make him look ten times hotter and cooler#and he'll have no trouble sweeping his girl off her feet and maybe eddie's breaking his own heart but it's fine—as long as steve's happy#except steve doesn't seem nearly as happy as eddie thought he would be#he seems sad actually and eddie kind of hates that so he starts to make some lame joke about how steve should be honored#because eddie wouldn't lend his baby out to just anyone and that gets steve to crack half a smile#but then he puts the guitar down on eddie's bed (with all due gentle reverence) walks over takes eddie's face in his hands and kisses him#kisses him like he's been dying to do it for weeks. because he has#because somewhere along the line it stopped being about wanting to impress a girl and started being about wanting to be with eddie#it started being screwing up on purpose so that eddie would grab his hands and show him how it's supposed to be done#and forgetting about lessons entirely and just sitting around and listening to eddie talk or just watching him play#because somewhere along the line steve fell out of infatuation and into love with the last person he ever expected....#anyway idk where i'm going with this
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Look they are anxious golden retriever x mental support black cat coded
P. S. Ignore the amount of different signs, it just that i have different signatures for different art accounts on different platforms, confusing i know, i think ill have to unite them sometime soon.
#this is so true#oh i love them so much#just check out the watson being kind of sarcastic mostly but also genuinely cheerfull and honest about his admiration at times#and the constant stress the dude goes through#and the way he truly cares and worries and misses his girl best friend#and theres sherlock#calm accepting#childish at times#kind#he mostly silently smiles at his friend but can also rant excitedly about his findings and watson will listen and sherlock will appreciate#this comfort that they can provide to each other and how well they are the opposites of each other#they create this perfect balance that makes their friendship work#idk im no damn psychologist i just like to overthink them#five papers of practice in and check this out they look cooool#sherlock holmes x doctor watson#soviet sherlock holmes#russian sherlock#fanart#drawing#doodle#sketch#art#victorian dads wow
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also while we're here i would like to share the two iterations of tumblr user gorespawn that have existed since i abandoned this blog back in like early 2021. Who wants me
#i grew my hair out so i could twirl my hair while giggling about bald men#and also t.o.p of bigbang#and short men i see at the grocery store who honestly make me feel light-headed with raw and unbridled Want#but that's just a joke. i am. Lesbian#''no ur not'' I AM#anyway i used to be so ripped and hunky but now i am frail and sickly#what getting a job can do to a mf#thankfully i quit my job last week YIPPIIIEEEEEEE so now i will work towards becoming an absolute hunk again#wish me luck#ALSO#if anyone is obsessed with me and remembers all my lore i used to be transgender and i still am like lowkey on the down low#but in a new exciting way#anyway i used to be a gay man and then a stone butch dyke (as seen above) but now im practicing being a girl#it is very difficult but it is also fun. ive never been a girl before so it's a lot#anyway i bought two super cool sexy dresses yesterday for the first time ever in my life#sexy dresses meaning up to my neck and down to my feet and past my elbows. kind of like a wardrobe straight out of the handmaid's tale#from (to quote my friend) ''*The* old lady store'' thanks man. well i think theyre pretty and its v exciting bc ive never been a girl befor#anyway#who wants me#i still use the name emil online btw and i honestly always will i think it's just so me and also i do still answer to he/him dw#in a man way not in a he/him lesbian way#''he's LGBTQA+'' what. all at once?#yes.#i have mastered them all i have collected all the genders and all the sexualities and ive never been ''wrong''#it just keeps switching. which is fine. well im a girl now. in a detransitioning man way. who is insanely attracted to men#but you will have to tear this lesbian label out of my cold dead hands#''you can't call urself lesbian if u have sex w men'' well first of all fuck you and second of all i am celibate so you dont need to worry#''what the hell are you talking about'' nothing. now look how hot i am#im just joking around i hope that's fine w y'all
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clint mcelroy creating a dnd character: oh yeah, this bad boy can fit so much simple zest for life in him
#eliot posts#taz#the adventure zone#merle highchurch#zoox anthellae#ive not listened to graduation yet (and idk if i ever will) so idk if this applies to argo or not#i remember so little of amnesty and am only 10 eps into steeplechase so i can't speak for the non dnd campaigns either#it's funny how a lot of people's ttrpg characters often have common themes in them#me and my friend john from our irl dnd group were talking about that and it's like#alicia plays the most Friend Shaped girls imaginable. caleb's Cause Problems On Purpose. julia's are sassy and tend to do their own thing#john's are edgy in theory but extremely friend shaped and caring in practice. and i tend to play The Mom Friend.#not ALWAYS but pretty often. and basically always they're just really looking for human connection (whether they know/accept it or not)#even my goddamned PISS WIZARD is quickly careening towards mom friend territory??? somehow???#very few people tolerate him so he's protective of those who do. even if it's mostly just a coworkers situation in the party#and most of the party is So Fucking Stupid#it's a very hilarious party composition overall. just 5 guys all thinking ''wow. what a bunch of freaks. good thing i'm normal :)''#and the only one who is REMOTELY accurate in that assessment is the cleric whose catchphrase has quickly become#''hey. don't look at me. i just work with them.''
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its sweet how when naoto goes "this kinda my fault :( cuz of me you might be in trouble" yosuke immediately goes "nuh uh" so casually
#submission#hes so nice to the others sometimes#-> my tags#GOD YOURE SO RIGHT#something that makes me so soft is how yosuke tries to look out for their kouhai especially with naoto#he worries about naoto so much and i do think its because of how similar they can be but thats an essay for another time#he's trying to be practical here but he also wants to he nice to naoto#hes worrying but he doesn't want naoto to blame themselves and its a difficult line to straddle#yosuke my baby girl my precious
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Anyways the milkshake theory is so real
#byler#mike subtly trying to one up will over his gf being better#bc that's what guy friends do#like him and dustin#but he has to do it subtly bc he's too much of a scaredy cat to ask will about this girl he 'likes' (according to el)#and so when mike makes a subtextual joke about his milkshake being better (his girlfriend being better)#and angela rolls up at that exact moment#comedic timing that 99.99% of the audience missed#also interesting that mike seems sort of dejected after this conversation...#i think mike thought he won in his little gf competition with dustin in the episode previous#he kind of just laughed off dustins remark but it does look like he felt sure of himself#the problem was that his arguments for why his gf is better cannot compete with will's gf in his eyes#bc what mike sees is will being practically entranced by angela#us the audience knows that's not what's happening#but based on everything leading up to this point#mike gets the impression upon meeting angela and watching will 'pine' after her longingly#that this is THE girl will made the painting for...#and will's visible attraction to angela (again from mike's unreliable pov) outweighs mike's attraction to el#which is why he gives his milkshake another sip#only to look dissapointed#he didn't win this round#will is in love with a girl and mike cannot compete because he is not in love with *gunshots*
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personally i think its weird rory wasnt at least pissed about logan swiping the sewing box during dinner at her grandparents’ like she’s genuinely an idiot when it comes to him
#looking her in the eye yelling BABY THATS NOT YOU!!!!#also she practically ignores lorelai through the whole dinner which is so weird and out of character. hate it here#shes just always singing his praises going ‘i can change him’ ‘i cant help it that im in love with him’ okay now i remember why i hate logan#theyre so cute at the start but when the gilmores start salivating over him at dinner and rorys going wah hes so perfect like girl come on!!#gilmore girls#this is still not rory hate this is when ur watching ur best friend go crazy over some guy who has to be convinced to like put deodorant on
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Some Peppino sprite redraws to practice drawing him a bit more animatedly/get a feel for the game’s art style :]
These were super fun to do tbh, I might do some more in the future!
#pizza tower#pizza tower fanart#Peppino#peppino spaghetti#pizza tower peppino#my art#digital art#GIRL HELP WHY IS HE SO FUN TO DRAW#also I think my biggest struggle was just allowing myself to like?? squish him a bit more if that makes sense?#but this was really good practice! :D#im liking where my style is going#Probably gonna end up being a bit more cutesy than the in-game style but#that’s always just kinda been how my art style looks so shrugs
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2023 reads // twitter thread
To Shape A Dragon’s Breath
YA fantasy
a young Indigenous girl finds & bonds with a dragon hatchling - the first time in many generations for her people - and is required to go to the coloniser’s dragon academy in their mainland city, to learn how to raise her dragon and the science of its magic
historical inspired setting on the cusp of industrial revolution with steampunk vibes
bi polyamorous MC, Black lesbian SC, nonverbal autistic SC
#To Shape A Dragon’s Breath#aroaessidhe 2023 reads#this is really really good i loved it!#the chapter titles are all like snippets of a story. or like sentence fragments that match up. which is cool#it is definitely more about being indigenous in a coloniser institution than Dragon School - not Super dragon heavy if you want that#I suspect the subsequent books will get into that when she gets big enough to ride and stuff#t’s also def YA! i’ve seen a few ppl assume it’s adult and be like its very young :( but like. I mean its perfectly reasonable for a 15yo m#definitely a Lot of racism and colonialism which is not fun to read! though it's still through a YA lens. there was def a part of me that#was imagining consequences of the narrative as if it were an adult novel#on that line of thought - at the end a lot of it is kind of solved by them going to the king and he's is like. oh no racism is happening?#that's bad i'll deal with those people! which felt like. a little simplistic. but maybe the easiest way to end the narrative for book 1 -#I don't think the author ACTUALLY is going to portray the king as a Good Guy throughout the series - it just felt conveniently like -#a simple YA solution to some very big and complex elements? if that makes sense? (but again - it is YA so it's allowed I suppose!)#some of the worldbuilding (like all the science learning) is probably setup for next books - we don’t really see any practical application#the romances are also subtle and not Overbearing In Book One which i like - leave some space for the series!#also her getting fanmail from a 10yo mixed race girl who looks up to her 🥺#anyway. i really loved it!#oh also it reminded me a little of leviathan. i guess just the steampunk/time period/european culture....#To Shape A Dragon's Breath
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You know what? I think any and all scenarios that put Rex in a crossover or an AU where he ends up in a different universe should have him be 100% on board with whatever shenanigans he’s faced with. He winds up in, say the BBC Merlin or Once Upon A Time universe? Or the MCU teaming up with a young Peter Parker and/or Miles Morales? He’s utterly unfazed. Nothing throws him. Ahsoka is with him like “Rex, we’re totally out of our element here, be careful” and Rex is just like. “Ahsoka. We agreed to help this kid, which means I’m responsible for protecting a young, stubborn, hotshot with magical powers I don’t understand. No offense, vod’ika, but this is just another Tuesday for me.”
Just... Rex as a non-magical, non-superpowered, non-force sensitive character in every setting, who absolutely does not know the first thing about any of this stuff, but from the sheer repetition of dealing with Jedi nonsense (mainly Ahsoka’s nonsense) over so many years, has just developed a nonchalant, unblinking acceptance of the craziest stuff. Like, in superhero or fantasy settings you usually have the side-kick/best friend character a little confused like: “what’s going on? [explanation filled with complicated jargon] In ENGLISH, please!” But instead of that, Rex (who is NOBODY’S sidekick) is just there like; “The kid got bitten by a spider, now he’s magic, the Quarren-looking creature is the enemy, we need to secure the area and neutralize him with a serum injection before we can safely recover the hostage. Keep up, Shiny.”
Just...just picture Rex in a crossover situation where you have this young protagonist superhero/sorcerer/insert-genre-here who’s very green but also talented on their first serious mission scared out of their mind trying to save someone, trying to scramble for the quickest explanation they come up with to get Rex to trust them that “I know where they are I just can’t explain how I know, you just have to trust me” and Rex is like “Yeah, yeah, sure you can sense it. Lead the way, kid. Follow your instincts but don’t get into trouble without backup, okay. I’m right behind you.” The kid just stares at him wide-eyed for a second like “wait -- you, you belive me?” and Rex is just like “This ain’t my first rodeo, kid. Now get moving, time is of the essence here.”
#captain rex#rex#ct 7567#star wars#rexter#rex and ahsoka#ahsoka tano#look at it logically right#after order 66 ahsoka is very much alone with no one to talk to about any of this force jedi stuff#and rex is like the only person who actually knows she is alive; and i think he'd be there for her while she has trouble meditating#or reconnecting with the force or whatever#just so she has someone to bounce ideas off#and after a while he just he gets the hang of it okay#after serving by ahsoka's side all these years; frankly thers's not much else that could throw hin#he; a clone trooper; is practically family with this young girl who is like. an avatar of the light side of the force#i just imagine rex just. gets used to all the crazy jedi stuff at some point#ahsoka's troubled one day#like rex can i vent to you for a sec#he's just *drinking tea* sure; vod'ika; what's up#ahsoka: so I teamed up with maul to protect mortis from falling into the empire's control right#rex: naturally; continue#ahsoka: and...well#Ahsoka: turns out we're force dyads#rex: *looks up halfway through a sip*#ahsoka: that's...that's when two force-sensitive individauls have a bond in the force#they are your opposite; your mirror image; your foil#different from you in every way but your journey in the force and your fate are one#rex: so... you're twins. batchmates. different duty; same mission#ahsoka: exactly!
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combining little amelia pond in the tardis with the tardis family au and trying to figure out which members would be pro and against child endangerment.
#i have jack (guilty) under against and sarah jane smith (actively also doing child endangerment) as pro#tardis family au#this is also very important because the image of amy standing with the rest of the gang in the tardis (on a stool because she’s tiny) and#being treated as a Very Important Contributor to discussions of space-time adventuring is everything to me#donna gets parenting practice by helping to take care of this weird little kid (and is later so so thankful that rose (noble) is. normal.#and doesn’t bite people. or run off with strange men in blue boxes. only strange family members in blue boxes.)#tentoo also surprisingly good at taking care of amy. (the doctor is too but he’s very pro-child endangerment whereas tentoo is. leaning#towards against.)#sorry. sorry. thought about little amelia getting passed between people when she’s tired and they’re all working together to look after her#martha picks her up. passes her to mickey who passes her to jack because he thinks it would be funny and jack won’t know what to do with her#and then jack walks around with amy propped up in his arm and including her in his running commentary of events aboard the tardis and making#her giggle. and then eventually she gets handed off back to the doctor who takes her back to her (now no longer endsngered by a tjme crack)#room and puts her to bed.#amy’s collection of doctor toys she made joined by little versions of the companions she meets…. 🥺🥺#her raggedy doctor and the bad wolf girl and the woman who walked the earth… they give her the less violent versions of the stories but they#do tell her. 🥺🥺
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Do you approve Cheerleader Dick Grayson? And not just any type of cheerleader,he would be the one that flies absolutely
I approve of this type of flying. Same difference. But actually, I could see him in a cheerleading fic. I'd put him on an All Star team instead of a high school team though. Like get that man in competitions.
#no but wait is there a height/weight limit to be a flyer?#i would know had i not quit cheer right before the first practice started lmao#me and one other girl in my grade were the Only ones who didn't join the cheer team#i was like y'know that actually looks exhausting so no thanks. and thank god i quit#my cousin is a cheerleader though. he might coach a team now? idr#Dick Grayson#Cheerleader AU#anon
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can I be gay for a moment. Jean in The Wolverine was a personification of Logan’s own suicidal ideation
Thats ok anon this is the perfect chance for me to talk about how pretty famke janssen is
#snap chats#i was watching X2 with my bro one day and during the church scene he was just#‘who plays jean’ and girl thats all he said but ik what that means ….. it understandable she a very pretty woman#also hi im still with my friends but we’re changing consoles#did i kick ass at sonic riders Embarrassingly And Guiltily So#I PRACTICED EXTRA CAUSE ONEA MY FRIENDS WAS TALKIN HUGE GAME and would you look at that… fuckin SMOKED#anyways jean very pretty hiiiiiii
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