#he literally cannot win
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alicent-archive · 5 months ago
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Aegon coming in intending to actually DO something and ruining everyone's carefully laid plans and making things a 100 times worse not only for his family but for his entire army is unfortunately an incredibly Aegon thing to do.
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calciiumo · 2 years ago
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Happy birthday to the saddest man in existance..... 😔👊 he never wins
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yesterdayiwrote · 1 year ago
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George’s tweet is STILL full of those ‘fans’ in the QTs sending him abuse? Like Jesus fucking Christ what do you want from the guy at this point?
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skateboardtotheheart · 6 months ago
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there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back
i am insane
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uncanny-tranny · 1 year ago
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Brought to you because of my searing hatred for the DEA 💛
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Straight up had a dream last night that DC revealed that Bart and Kon were dating and it was in the WILDEST FUCKING WAY.
K, so picture this: Clark needs someone to fly around disguised as him for a plan. So Clark goes through the options in his head: Bruce can't fly, MM is off world, Jon is too much of a twink to be believable, Kara is blonde, Kon is.... Perfect! With a person in mind who would be perfect for his plan, Clark flies off to find Kon.
Cut to Judy Garrick zipping around the Garrick's house. Joan is quietly scrapbooking at the kitchen table and Judy is bored out of her mind. Judy asks Joan if there is anything she can do because she is so unbelievably bored.
Joan responds, very calmly, that she can hear "your brother's boyfriend touching down in the backyard, so why don't you go ask him?"
Judy's face jumps from emotion to emotion as three things are revealed at once. 1) Joan considers Bart to be a son and thus, Judy's brother, 2) Judy's new brother is not straight and 3) Bart has a boyfriend who is in the backyard.
So Judy immediately runs to the backyard and is stunned to bump into Clark (who was there looking for Kon) and then the dream continued on with the two of them hunting down Bart&Kon (who were just at school being normal goddammit!!!) but the entire time Judy is secretly out for blood because she thinks that Joan was referring to Clark and that this adult man is trying to date her new little brother and Judy keeps trying to kill him but it doesn't work because Clark is Kryptonian (and oblivious to the attempted homicides).
Anyway, wild dream all around.
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astrxxnxmy · 11 months ago
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My chaotic thoughts on Bucky in THAT What If episode because I haven't been able to get it out of my mind since I watched it
The scream I let out when Bucky first appeared though 💀
The intense eye contact with Peggy?? The way his gaze was so icy and emotionless while Peggy stared back in shock and sadness and then after, while talking to Howard, her voice shook.
(the drama is juicyy and i am all here for it)
And how he looks down when Hope says "Peter deserves our help as much as anyone." baby :( oh baby no someone give him a hug :(( and the help he clearly needs :(((
"It's just you and me, pal." "There is no me." BUCKY. BUCKY.
"You don't know me." AKSJKSFGHKS (that growl though)
"Steve Rogers did." THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT-- and the way Bucky's eyes widened. He knew, he recognized that name, he remembered, if only a little bit.
"And the man he knew, the friend he loved, would never take that shot." THE FRIEND HE LOVED IM SCREAMING I CANT DO THIS TODAY
PLUS HIS HESITATION JUST AT HEARING STEVE’S NAME GOD
THE WAY HE THEN BROKE FREE FROM THE PROGRAMMING AND WENT ON THE RUN TO REDISCOVER HIMSELF JUST LIKE AFTER CATWS
"The Winter Soldier may be out there, but I'm pretty sure Bucky Barnes is out there with him." 😭❤️
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crow-talks-hockey · 11 months ago
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ok but not enough people are intrigued and obsessed and fascinated by connor mcdavid in the way i and others on this site are. like yes, yes i could ramble on and on about his skill. he is the best player in the world. period. you can't challenge that and if you are... are you blind? potentially uhm, how do i say this lightly, not smart? etc? there's no contention there, everyone knows it. and he's fast, and whatever. but i don't care about that. that's mcdavid. that's the man that i used to be so annoyed with because no one would shut up about him even when he wasn't even playing (and that's still annoying to me tbh it just happens less now). that's the star player on a team i used to hate when the avs played them ( idk why, i just always hated playing the oilers even when i started getting a soft spot for them). but, and i've said it before, mcdavid isn't connor.
connor is the one i'm so fascinated and intrigued by. it's not his hockey iq or his speed or anything. what i'm obsessed with is that haunted aura he carries everywhere and i mean everywhere. he just seems so... out of place? like you can almost tell he doesn't quite fit in. which is a little ironic and sad for the best player in the world, isn't it? but accurate, too. he's so unique and set apart and burdened with expectations that he wouldn't be allowed to be normal even if he tried. and you can see it clear as day. everyone jokes around about him having no personality but what else is he supposed to do when he gets asked the same question a million times anymore? i'd look just as haunted and annoyed if i were him.
but here's the thing. he's not just that broken boy either. he's a bit of a goof, actually. and it still surprises me, but he is. he's a silly fucking guy. i mean he goes out there and just lights it up, every night. and then you come to find out that he was the one organizing those stupid post-game berets and the plungers and shit? like i'm sorry? you're telling me the face of the league and one of the guys known for being incredibly dry, did that? and that he's out here helping with the all-star stuff, being sweet and showing (at least in part) some of his real self to these little kids who are growing up idolizing him, and being lovey with teammates. he's slipping on the ice hugging the team made of people he loves with all the passion he can muster because god he just wants to win it here. with them. FOR them. he wants to so so bad and it hurts.
like seriously i could go on and on about this guy. about how if people would just give a shit they would see the real person he is - haunted and silly in full - behind the layers of stress about expectations so high they're unachievable, annoyance with the same stupid questions being thrown at him, and the pressure to be the perfect star. if they would just care enough to pay attention to how he smiles at leon or how he cellys or how he hugs his teammates like they're his lifeline they would see connor, not just mcdavid. they would see the love and the care that shapes those haunted eyes. maybe. just maybe.
anyway connor mcdavid is an enigma and a weirdo and i love him so so much and i'm so so fascinated by him 🫠🫶
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celluzu · 8 months ago
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God fucking bless Badboyhalo for being MCYT's strongest soldier btw.
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cyniicism · 11 months ago
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WAYNE WON AND YOUR FAV DIDNT IM SO FUCKING HAPPY OH MY SHIT BRO IM LOSING IT IM HYPERVENTILATING
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SOMEONE HELP IM GOING FERAL
also we kinda won w mkulia!! not julias mullet tho..
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rosaacicularis · 1 year ago
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au where scar is the royal guard assigned to keep prince grian safe as he travels to a neighbouring kingdom for a peace treaty but they get ambushed and have to survive in nature until they can get to civilization <3
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5hrignold · 7 months ago
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awful. beyond redemption. i will stare at it for days
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andromedaexists · 14 days ago
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"i'm literally never beating the allegations" and then the allegations are that i like skrunkly looking guys
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lesbeid0u · 24 days ago
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Just woke up in a coffin and this weird cat thing keeps calling me 'henchman' and demanding cans of tuna send help
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things-methinks · 3 hours ago
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Just had to see a comment on IG that compared S*inz to Nico Rosberg "They wanted a Bottas but got a Rosberg instead" and I need a cigarette
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natandacat · 9 days ago
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Its personally interesting for me to read armands pov when he interacts with marius, because i reacted very similarly to him as a child. I was angry, sometimes violent, I always rightfully deconstructed the intentions of my family members and called them out when they hurt me. But internally I felt immense shame and self hatred for that self protective behavior, and I convinced myself simultaneously that I was the problem, the "eternal primitive" as armand puts it. I had simultaneous daily fantasies of killing my father and killing myself as penitance. Peak Gothic fiction! I'm shaking armands hand. I think he should kill marius in a rage and be utterly destroyed by it :)
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