#he literally cannot win
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Aegon coming in intending to actually DO something and ruining everyone's carefully laid plans and making things a 100 times worse not only for his family but for his entire army is unfortunately an incredibly Aegon thing to do.
#THE character of all time everyone#he literally CANNOT win#and that's why he has a special place in my heart#hotd#house of the dragon#hotd s2 spoilers#aegon ii targaryen#team green#my own#text
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Happy birthday to the saddest man in existance..... 😔👊 he never wins
#yttd#sou hiyori#shin tsukimi#he keeps getting rekt in game#bro dies when he wants to live#but lives when he wants to die#and then there's midori after that#he literally cannot win#please give him a break 😭
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George’s tweet is STILL full of those ‘fans’ in the QTs sending him abuse? Like Jesus fucking Christ what do you want from the guy at this point?
#why are you even reading his tweets if you hate him so much?#ngl I had a more visceral reaction to seeing that tonight than I expected#but it just made me really…sad that there’s people out there like that?#he doesn’t mention Lewis and he’s wrong#he does mention Lewis and he’s wrong#he celebrates his successes and he’s wrong#he commiserates his loses and he’s wrong#he literally cannot win#and I know this whole idea of ‘agendas’ has become meaningless internet meme stock#but some of you are just straight up assholes hiding behind a keyboard#like I hope you don’t treat people like that in real life#you haven’t got an ‘agenda’ you are just a troll tbh
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there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back
i am insane
#like YES i know there is obviously so much more history between the boys than edwin and the cat king#and for everyone who's like “well how would the cat king have gotten to hell”#yall charles got LUCKY that the night nurse was there to open a door for him#you can bet your ass that if she hadn't been there he still would've figured out how to get there no matter what it took#but the cat king calling himself a romantic because he'll wait vs charles GOING TO HELL TO GET HIM BACK????#absolutely insane#i cannot handle these two#like i can vibe with the cat king#but charles x edwin for the WIN#obviously the circumstances between the characters are a lot different#but to me that changes absolutely nothing about the fact that charles who only thinks of edwin as a friend would do literally anything#vs the cat king who claims to have fallen for edwin doing literally nothing and just sulking about it#i don't even care if you dont ship charles and edwin#the love they have for each other will forever outweigh anything else#(ps if you ship catwin you simply do not need to interact with this post. you will not change my mind)#(you do not have to interact with posts you don't agree with)#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles rowland#edwin payne#the cat king#painland#payneland#dbd netflix
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Brought to you because of my searing hatred for the DEA 💛
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#nonbinary#trans meme#context: the DEA has reign over controlled substances which testosterone is classified as (this is unironically fucked up imo)#this applies also to any disabled and otherwise who rely on their controlled substance/s and are thus under the mercy of the DEA <3#described images#image description in alt#also the random guy in the background who's not even part of the group is iconic#i'm very sure i have made a post like this but it bears repeating lest anybody forget how much the dea SUCKS#i love that NIXON made the dea. like why are we letting HIM have any lasting effect on the american people. NIXON.#nixon and regan both are under my hate list ngl why is regan remembered fondly by anybody 😭 (rhetorical)#words cannot descrobe how much i hate the war on drugs and the lasting affect and damages it's done to my fellow americans#how the fuck did they let drugs win the war on drugs. they destroyed peoples lives and for what.#my grandma once said he (regan) was her favourite president ever and i was quite literally like 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
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Straight up had a dream last night that DC revealed that Bart and Kon were dating and it was in the WILDEST FUCKING WAY.
K, so picture this: Clark needs someone to fly around disguised as him for a plan. So Clark goes through the options in his head: Bruce can't fly, MM is off world, Jon is too much of a twink to be believable, Kara is blonde, Kon is.... Perfect! With a person in mind who would be perfect for his plan, Clark flies off to find Kon.
Cut to Judy Garrick zipping around the Garrick's house. Joan is quietly scrapbooking at the kitchen table and Judy is bored out of her mind. Judy asks Joan if there is anything she can do because she is so unbelievably bored.
Joan responds, very calmly, that she can hear "your brother's boyfriend touching down in the backyard, so why don't you go ask him?"
Judy's face jumps from emotion to emotion as three things are revealed at once. 1) Joan considers Bart to be a son and thus, Judy's brother, 2) Judy's new brother is not straight and 3) Bart has a boyfriend who is in the backyard.
So Judy immediately runs to the backyard and is stunned to bump into Clark (who was there looking for Kon) and then the dream continued on with the two of them hunting down Bart&Kon (who were just at school being normal goddammit!!!) but the entire time Judy is secretly out for blood because she thinks that Joan was referring to Clark and that this adult man is trying to date her new little brother and Judy keeps trying to kill him but it doesn't work because Clark is Kryptonian (and oblivious to the attempted homicides).
Anyway, wild dream all around.
#bruh i cannot control what my brain does in its spare time. i am merely a passenger staring out the window in awe#as the driver does crazy mind-blowing stunts#tho tbf i can lucid dream so occasionally i do fight the driver for the wheel and win#im not even fucking joking tho this was my dream#bart was FUCKING PISSED when they found him because HE HAS A SECRET IDENTITY GODDAMMIT#they can't just fly up to him in school!!!#Judy's shock was also my shock. i literally remember thinking 'dc let them date?!? when the fuck did that happen???'#'and in a SUPERMAN COMIC OF ALL PLACES?!?'#also i don't even think bart lived with joan anymore?? she was just like 'yes this is my son now. max and i share custody'#and you know what? bart can have five+ parents. thats allowed. good for him
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My chaotic thoughts on Bucky in THAT What If episode because I haven't been able to get it out of my mind since I watched it
The scream I let out when Bucky first appeared though 💀
The intense eye contact with Peggy?? The way his gaze was so icy and emotionless while Peggy stared back in shock and sadness and then after, while talking to Howard, her voice shook.
(the drama is juicyy and i am all here for it)
And how he looks down when Hope says "Peter deserves our help as much as anyone." baby :( oh baby no someone give him a hug :(( and the help he clearly needs :(((
"It's just you and me, pal." "There is no me." BUCKY. BUCKY.
"You don't know me." AKSJKSFGHKS (that growl though)
"Steve Rogers did." THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT-- and the way Bucky's eyes widened. He knew, he recognized that name, he remembered, if only a little bit.
"And the man he knew, the friend he loved, would never take that shot." THE FRIEND HE LOVED IM SCREAMING I CANT DO THIS TODAY
PLUS HIS HESITATION JUST AT HEARING STEVE’S NAME GOD
THE WAY HE THEN BROKE FREE FROM THE PROGRAMMING AND WENT ON THE RUN TO REDISCOVER HIMSELF JUST LIKE AFTER CATWS
"The Winter Soldier may be out there, but I'm pretty sure Bucky Barnes is out there with him." 😭❤️
#im convinced some of these writers definitely read some post-catws fics because wow#that was some good shit#us bucky fanatics just keep on winning dont we?#stucky fans too LMAO this episode was so stucky coded i cannot#STEVE ISNT EVEN IN THIS#steve rogers: saving bucky from hydra's brainwashing in every universe even when he literally isn't there 💀💀#i screamed way too much watching this episode my family must be so very tired of me#bucky barnes#marvel what if#what if season 2#mcu#what if spoilers#marvel mcu#marvel#stucky#the winter soldier#peggy carter#howard stark
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ok but not enough people are intrigued and obsessed and fascinated by connor mcdavid in the way i and others on this site are. like yes, yes i could ramble on and on about his skill. he is the best player in the world. period. you can't challenge that and if you are... are you blind? potentially uhm, how do i say this lightly, not smart? etc? there's no contention there, everyone knows it. and he's fast, and whatever. but i don't care about that. that's mcdavid. that's the man that i used to be so annoyed with because no one would shut up about him even when he wasn't even playing (and that's still annoying to me tbh it just happens less now). that's the star player on a team i used to hate when the avs played them ( idk why, i just always hated playing the oilers even when i started getting a soft spot for them). but, and i've said it before, mcdavid isn't connor.
connor is the one i'm so fascinated and intrigued by. it's not his hockey iq or his speed or anything. what i'm obsessed with is that haunted aura he carries everywhere and i mean everywhere. he just seems so... out of place? like you can almost tell he doesn't quite fit in. which is a little ironic and sad for the best player in the world, isn't it? but accurate, too. he's so unique and set apart and burdened with expectations that he wouldn't be allowed to be normal even if he tried. and you can see it clear as day. everyone jokes around about him having no personality but what else is he supposed to do when he gets asked the same question a million times anymore? i'd look just as haunted and annoyed if i were him.
but here's the thing. he's not just that broken boy either. he's a bit of a goof, actually. and it still surprises me, but he is. he's a silly fucking guy. i mean he goes out there and just lights it up, every night. and then you come to find out that he was the one organizing those stupid post-game berets and the plungers and shit? like i'm sorry? you're telling me the face of the league and one of the guys known for being incredibly dry, did that? and that he's out here helping with the all-star stuff, being sweet and showing (at least in part) some of his real self to these little kids who are growing up idolizing him, and being lovey with teammates. he's slipping on the ice hugging the team made of people he loves with all the passion he can muster because god he just wants to win it here. with them. FOR them. he wants to so so bad and it hurts.
like seriously i could go on and on about this guy. about how if people would just give a shit they would see the real person he is - haunted and silly in full - behind the layers of stress about expectations so high they're unachievable, annoyance with the same stupid questions being thrown at him, and the pressure to be the perfect star. if they would just care enough to pay attention to how he smiles at leon or how he cellys or how he hugs his teammates like they're his lifeline they would see connor, not just mcdavid. they would see the love and the care that shapes those haunted eyes. maybe. just maybe.
anyway connor mcdavid is an enigma and a weirdo and i love him so so much and i'm so so fascinated by him 🫠🫶
#edmonton oilers#connor mcdavid#idk if any of this is literate but i have so many thoughts about him i cannot contain myself#he's like a scared lost little doe on the side of the freeway and i want to give him a hug and then send him out there with a knife#watching him claw his way to a cup with edmonton like a proud mother who would die for her son#it's a need. i need him to win it with leo in edm. that's my christmas wish. santa i'm begging. hockey gods im begging. anyone#GET THIS SILLY LITTLE MANIAC A STANLEY CUP OR SO HELP ME-
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God fucking bless Badboyhalo for being MCYT's strongest soldier btw.
#he literally cannot win poor dude#this is my real last post before I log on mey computer too see you guys in a week or two#discourse
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WAYNE WON AND YOUR FAV DIDNT IM SO FUCKING HAPPY OH MY SHIT BRO IM LOSING IT IM HYPERVENTILATING
SOMEONE HELP IM GOING FERAL
also we kinda won w mkulia!! not julias mullet tho..
#mkulia#wayne td#td reboot#td spoilers#WAYNE WIN#WAYNE WON BRO#WAYNE WON#HE WINS#AND UR FAV DOESNT HAHA#LOSERS IM SO HAPPY#WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE#I WAS LITERALLY CHEERING HIM ON IN THE CONFESSIONAL TOO???#WAYNE FTW LETS GOOO#I CANNOT EXPRESS MY HAPPINESS ARGHHHHH#seasons so batshit w the elimination order tho like mk damien and raj back to back?? slit.
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au where scar is the royal guard assigned to keep prince grian safe as he travels to a neighbouring kingdom for a peace treaty but they get ambushed and have to survive in nature until they can get to civilization <3
#and scar teaches grian how to sword fight to protect himself and maybe he lets grian win a couple times because grian is so beautiful when#he’s happy and scar teaches him how to shoot an arrow so they can hunt for food and grian literally cannot focus because scars arms are#wrapped around him and he’s whispering in grian’s ear and grian reboots when after he lets go of the arrow.. scar drops his hands to grian’#waist…. and grian teaches scar which plants are poisonous vs safe to eat and he loses his train of thought a million times because scar#keeps just looking at his lips and grian just can’t stand it anymore when scar licks his lips… so he interrupts himself and places a kiss#on the corner of scars mouth and scar just kinda pauses and grian thinks maybe he read the situation wrong until scar cups grains face and#brings him back in and it’s so perfect and everything they’ve ever wanted and and and#sorry i’m thinking about them#okay i’ll shut up now <3#actually no i won’t because this is my post. they have to dress each others wounds and they do it far more gently than they need to <3#scarian#desert duo#hermitshipping#grian#gtws#hermitcraft#trafficshipping#au concept#royalty au
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awful. beyond redemption. i will stare at it for days
#literally…… cannot explain how obsessed with just these frames alone#but then there’s the added context??????#that this is actually charlie getting into something pim likes just for him#and being like super forward about it not acting like he doesn’t care about it or he just happened to start liking it or anything…..#he wants pim to know he loves him so much…………… and even despite his like#lifelong support of mr frog he was still sitting there rooting for who PIM wanted to win#and then he …… he … kiss…… i cant say it…. he did that to him#even though pim is yknow. The one who does that#and people have been talking about how oh wouldnt it be fun if one rpisode#pim did the super fast kissing thing to charlie. we really got something even better#because charlie WOULD NEVER DO THAT to ANYBODU ELSE and it was just a vague and simple moment of joy#they stopped and stayed still for one second and it was only that short instant it took for charlie to go#Hmm i am going to kiss pim really quickly. just while i can. Like man…….#i cant even……… charlie in love with pim who’s surprised#of course though. expectations low. the rest of the season will probably not be like this and they might even be throwing us for a loop#but still . enjoying lovey dovey newlyweds charpim before divorce charpim rolls around Maybe. Perhaps …. i hope 😁#hhfhgfhfbfdbdbdh#💝
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"i'm literally never beating the allegations" and then the allegations are that i like skrunkly looking guys
#i'm re-reading my messages in the shit show while watching arcane rn i was so dramatic and for what?#honestly on point for arcane tho#actual quotes from my messages:#'VIKTOR BB BOY OPEN AN EYE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS'#'VIKTOR BB BOY DROP ANOTHER LITERALLY ANYTHING I'M ALREADY YOURS'#'oh damn wait they really made the disabled man an allegory for jesus. oh and he's hot'#'but i mean he was hot to begin with but he's HOT hot'#'heimerdinger dear what the fuck are you on'#'LEAVE HER ALOOOOONNEEEEEE'#'the lesbians are NOT winning this kne boys (gn)'#'every time i try and say that i don't have a type a sopping wet pathetic man pops up and proves me wrong'#'literally cannot beat the allegations this man came on screen and i FOLDED'#<- this one was accompanied with photos of viktor lmao#'and what if i cried? hmm??? what then riot?? will you give me more episodes then??'#anyways can't wait to have more unhinged thoughts about arcane#this show was the first thing i talked to my therapist about outside of an ED just so we know how fucked i get about it#also i forgot jayce's mom was alive????? she's here?????#arcane
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Just woke up in a coffin and this weird cat thing keeps calling me 'henchman' and demanding cans of tuna send help
#Happy halloween!! Hehehe#I cannot tell you how many attempts it took to get even a semi decent picture of dimitri with me#Like bro did Not want to cooperate and kept fucking w the collar#Halloween was lowkey a bust this year it was hot as hell and we had literally no trick or treaters my mom was so sad lol#I did however say fuck it and stopped at this one house to grab some candy bc they had a rlt cool setup and the guy said he liked my costum#So that's a win I suppose#Hope yall had a good one too hehe#Twst#Twisted wonderland#Grim twisted wonderland
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Just had to see a comment on IG that compared S*inz to Nico Rosberg "They wanted a Bottas but got a Rosberg instead" and I need a cigarette
#f1#formula 1#charles leclerc#las vegas gp 2024#anti carlos sainz#anti sainz#for context I have never smoked in my life and never will but good god#You're going to compare that whiny bitch to NICO ROSBERG?!#2 more races and we're done. cannot wait for him to fade into obscurity#If the roles were reversed. everyone would be literally ripping Charles apart but somehow there's always an excuse for Sainz never helping#the team??? gods cannot wait for these 55ers to leave the Ferrari fan space next year#This exact pathetic behaviour from Sainz is why no top team wanted him#WDCs have to follow team orders and a guy with all gifted wins thinks he doesn't?
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Its personally interesting for me to read armands pov when he interacts with marius, because i reacted very similarly to him as a child. I was angry, sometimes violent, I always rightfully deconstructed the intentions of my family members and called them out when they hurt me. But internally I felt immense shame and self hatred for that self protective behavior, and I convinced myself simultaneously that I was the problem, the "eternal primitive" as armand puts it. I had simultaneous daily fantasies of killing my father and killing myself as penitance. Peak Gothic fiction! I'm shaking armands hand. I think he should kill marius in a rage and be utterly destroyed by it :)
#living vicariously through armand by asking the age old question: but what if we HAD thrown our father down the stairs#instead of just thinking about it really hard#i think it would make him worse.#i think it would either destroy him (90% chance) or fix him (10% chance)#my father is long dead but im afraid armand cant just wait for natural causes to get marius' ass#but yeah it has to be a crime of passion#the emotional reaction has to win#it cannot be premeditated#except in the literal sense that i do think armand has fantasies of killing/subjugating marius#the way he immediately fantasies about raping david talbot in that deleted scene?#i know he was transferring lol
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