#he just did the one and said yeah im done

[bonus-links]

rereading with the latest update to get caught up, and now I know its an option I am desperate for director's commentary on Ruins pt7, if you're willing, please

(Also I first started reading this before taking sign langauge classes, and while I am learning a different SL to ASL/whatever Slate is using, some things translate well. Which is to say I was very excited seeing Loft use thank you and other small signs, or recognising Slate's signs. Its very cool!)

OH AN OLDIE yeah sure!! i will do my best to remember wtf i was on about lol

first of all. this was posted in 2023. what do u mean it's 2025 and im only on ch2. explodes. ANYWAY.

I'm still proud of myself this this panel thing w the arrow lol where it's both coming towards the octorok and has already gone through it. this is something that didn't rlly end up making it into the final product but I don't think Slate actually makes a habit of just killing monsters willy nilly. I don't see him hunting down every monster in Hyrule after the calamity ends. He kills this octorok bc they antagonize the horses but also because. I needed an excuse for his bow to already be out HAHA

I have complicated feelings about the yiga and what their lore implies lol but for Slate's part, he has personal beef with them on account of how many times they're tried and nearly succeeded in killing him. I like to imagine the Yiga as both deeply goofy and also a serious threat at the same time lol, which i think sums up how Slate feels about them.

I did however want to take this opportunity to show his capacity to be a brutal fighter, the same way Loft is in the opening of ch1. Actually the idea for this scene even came about because in my own late-stage game I kept getting attacked by a blademaster literally every 2 feet in certain regions, and I was getting so frustrated by it I just started obliterating them with ancient arrows 💀 Slate using way more arrows than necessary was a nod to that. idk maybe this guy lived lol

this scene was also to spur comparisons between Slate and Loft's experiences. Loft is brutal with monsters, but he's never killed a human being. Realizing that the Yiga aren't monsters shocks him.

this is a failure of my own paneling bc I didn't have enough room on the page and refused to add another, but Loft is hallucinating this guardian being active. all the guardians are inactive since defeating the calamity. actually what I should have done was add a red targeting line that then disappeared in the next panel. MAN.

alright and probably what you actually wanted commentary on, first Champion sighting! The first time Slate actually sees Champion is at the end of ch1, so if you're wondering if Slate knows he's there in this scene, the answer is no. I think rather than following Slate around all along, Champion has spent most of his time just sort of. barely existing here at Fort Hateno, or sitting with the master sword. He's not exactly like the ghosts of the other champions, or King Rhoam. sorry buddy :-(

i do have a bonus comic the works re: ghost lore that I will hopefully finish. someday so I think that might answer some questions ppl have. and possibly introduce a few more. but on the whole I like to keep whatever's going on here a little ambiguous. like I said in this update's commentary, one part literal and one part metaphorical. maybe two parts metaphorical lol

I think that's all I got for this one!

[sturnstars5]

anatomy- chris sturniolo

based off of the most recent friday video (truth or eat)

summary: when you overhear chris labeling women’s body parts incorrectly, you make sure he knows the right anatomy afterwards…

tw: mdni, oral sex, face riding, sub chris, dom reader, suggestive terms, language

“so, chris, what are you gonna do when your future kid asks what a vagina is?” nick asks chris sarcastically

“well…i would tell them it’s a woman’s penis!” chris says, making everyone burst out laughing.

you’re sitting on the couch watching it all unfold, your 3 best friends laughing over woman’s penises and nick being an uncle.

the triplets keep filming, scarfing down tacos and burgers as they answer questions about themselves.

finally, they wrap the video up, telling their fans goodbye as they shut off the camera.

“well i’m gonna go to sleep, i have shit to do tomorrow.” nick says, walking to his room.

“yeah i’m gonna go hop on fort. y/n, chris, do you wanna join?” matt asks.

“nah im good. thanks though.” you reply.

“i might later.” chris replies.

matt shrugs and walks off, leaving you and your best friend chris watching movies all night on the couch.

you’re watching mean girls as a thought pops up in your mind, does he know how a woman’s body works?

you tried to forget about the though throughout the movie. that was your best friend, and no matter how attractive he looked right beside you, you shouldn’t be thinking about him sexually.

but it was so hard. the way the tv light reflected off of his big blue eyes, the slight stubble he had on his face, his biceps popping out of the tank top he was wearing.

it’s like he wanted you to think about him.

“hey chris?”

“yeah, what’s up?”

“did you mean what you said earlier?” you ask hesitantly.

“about what?”

“about vaginas being woman’s dicks and stuff, were you joking? or-“

“yes i was joking.” chris laughs, making you feel embarrassed.

“i mean, i think i was at least. i’ve never really seen one before.” chris admits after he finally stops laughing.

“so you’re..?”

“a virgin? yeah i am.”

you and chris were always close, but you had never gone as far as asking about his sex life. it was like an unspoken rule that you just didn’t talk about it.

“do you ever want to know what one looks like? because i mean, i could show you.” you say, seeing the obvious tent forming in chris’ pants.

“i mean ive thought about it…and seen one in videos before, but not in real life.” he replies.

“here chris, let me show you.” you say seductively.

he nods frantically, desperate to see your hot, wet core. you slowly undo the string on your shorts, letting them loosely fall to the floor, along with your shirt.

you instruct chris to lay down on the couch, making sure he stays put where he’s at.

lastly, you rip off your panties, exposing your wet pussy to your desperate best friend.

“wow.” chris says, stunned.

you walk over closer to him, putting your leg on either side of his shoulders as you hover over him, your pussy inches away from his nose.

“are you sure you wanna do this?” you ask.

“mhm!” chris grunts out.

you carefully sit down on his face, not putting your full weight on him.

at first he just sits there, with his tongue out and eyes wide open staring up at you, not knowing what to do.

“what do i do now?” he muffles, his cheeks and chin already slick with your juices.

“just…i don’t know..lick it.”

he does as he’s told, carefully running his tongue up and down your folds, not missing a single inch of your warm skin. he presses his hands down on your thighs, forcing you fully down onto his face.

“oh, fuck chris, are you sure you’ve never done this before?” you moan, amazed at how experienced chris seems at this.

he ignores your question, digging his tongue into your aching hole further. he buries his face into your bottom half, like he’s trying to mold himself to you.

his tongue puts more pressure on your clit now, pressing rough circles onto the sensitive nerves. you try to squirm on his face out of desperation, but the firm grip he has on your thighs leaves your unable to move.

as he eats you like a man starved, you reach down to chris sweatpants after noticing his hard dick.

you pull the pants down as best as you can without getting off of chris’ face, feeling him jerk as you run your hand over his boxers.

you grab the waistband of his boxers, peeling them off as his hard errection springs out. you spit on your hand, running it slowly over his long length.

chris bucks his hips up in need, groaning into your pussy, making it vibrate.

you stroke him faster, cupping his balls in one hand while gliding your hand over the rest of his dick in the other.

chris is going faster than ever on your pussy, relentlessly sucking the tender skin into his mouth as you jerk him off.

“mm, chris, keep going, i’m gonna cum.”

that must have been his inspiration, he goes faster and faster until he feels your walls pulsate and your sweet release coat his chin.

he still hasn’t came yet, so you keep stroking him faster and faster.

you go slower all of a sudden, teasing him just as he is about to release

“fuck! shit!” chris moans, unable to keep quiet.

“please please please!” he aimlessly groans.

“please what? use your words chris.”

“please let me come!”

you take pity on him, picking up your pace until you feel thick ropes of his warm liquid coat your hand.

“so, what did you think?” you ask as you both lay there breathlessly.

chris nods with a goofy smile on his face, unable to form any real sentence after what just happened.

“i’m guessing you know a women’s anatomy a little bit better now.”

[arathejedi394]

"So," Sam begins as he settles down next to the reformed Winter Soldier. "A wolf, huh?"

"Yep," Barnes replies, sipping at his drink while his eyes are fixed on Steve across the room with the rest of the Avengers.

"And a punk, in the Biblical sense," Sam adds. "I still can't believe it."

"He made bank," Barnes murmurs, like he's confessing some deep love. "You should'a seen him. Fellas lined up down the block t'a have a shot'a my punk's mouth."

"TMI," Sam decides, taking a long gulp of his whiskey.

"Just his mouth," Barnes adds, his shoulder bumping into Sam's. "I never sold his ass. 'S always been mine an' mine alone since I popped it for the first time."

"Too much information," Sam repeats, standing up. "I have nothing against homosexuals but please stop telling me explicit things about my new boss."

Barnes just tips his drink, flicking up his eyebrows. "Roosevelt paid a hunnard dollars for his mouth once," he says.

Sam freezes. "Roosevelt?"

Barnes just nods slowly, gaze still fixed on Steve. "Teddy Roosevelt," he says, like mentioning the time an American president got his dick sucked by Captain America is nothing. "Stevie tried t'a make me give 'im for free 'cause he was in love with Roosevelt once upon a time. He was so thrilled about the national parks initiative, yannow?"

"TMI," Sam repeats a third time, walking away as quickly as he can.

"Stevie, you miss Teddy Roosevelt?" Barnes shouts loudly enough for everybody in the room to hear.

"Not as much as the New Deal!" Steve yells back.

"Yeah, but I mean when he'd come to see you!" Barnes insists. "Ya miss him?"

"When he --" Sam begins, connecting the dots to realize the 26h President of the United States Teddy Roosevelt quote-unquote visited Captain America more than once.

"You miss what?" Tony says.

But Steve gives Barnes a warm smile. "You know not even Teddy Roosevelt could pull me away from you."

"'S what I thought," Barnes mutters into his drink.

"I'm going to visit my sister in Vermont," Sam announces. "And I'm never coming back."

"What do you miss?" Tony questions Steve.

"His crooked dick," Barnes guesses.

"HIS WHAT?!" Tony shrieks.

"Stop exposing me," Steve tells Barnes, striding up to him.

"What, statue'a liberties on prostitution ran out decades ago," Barnes retorts.

"STATUE ON WHAT!" Tony shrieks again.

"There's only one dick I've ever missed in my life," Steve assures Barnes, bending to kiss his cheek, "and it's yours."

"Yeah, it's the only dick you've tasted unwrapped," Barnes answers.

"I might've sucked a few dicks uncovered other than yours," Steve counters.

"Like hell," Barnes says, "I had you under me for the first time when you was a virgin at fifteen an' I kept you there."

Tony faints.

But Steve's not done. He goes so far as to perch himself on Barnes's lap. Then he taps him on the nose.

"I sucked Timmy Collins's dick uncovered," he said.

Barnes flings his drink to the side to grab Steve. "You did what?"

"I was mad at you," Steve counters. "And you were busy playing house with Clarissa Wright."

"I'm gonna fucking kill him," Barnes growls.

"Too late!" Steve quips, tapping Barnes's nose again. "He croaked it from cancer twenty years ago."

"I'll dig him up!" Barnes snarls.

Thor touches Sam's shoulder, leaning in a bit. "Is it uncommon to know sex workers in your world?" he asks quietly.

"It is when they're Captain America," Sam tells him.

tiny crack fic

"Your mother's name was Sarah," Barnes croaks. "You used to wear newspapers in your shoes."

"Okay," Steve whispers.

"Hold up!" Sam cuts in. "He knows your mom's name and that you used to wear newspapers in your shoes? And that's enough? Everybody knows those things!"

"He was my punk," Barnes then adds. "I was his wolf."

"Bucky!" Steve gasps, shocked for some reason.

"Huh?" Sam says.

"What?" Barnes asks of Steve. "It don't mean the same thing now as it used to!"

"You can't just say that!" Steve insists.

"What?" Sam pushes.

"Nothing," Steve insists.

"Used to mean whore," Barnes says.

"Bucky!" Steve gasps again.

"What?" Barnes answers.

"What," Sam responds. He blinks several times. "What."

"Whore," Barnes confirms. "A queer boy for rent, yannow."

"RENT?" Sam bursts out. "What the hell! What's a wolf then!"

"Used to be a punk's pimp," Barnes adds.

Sam gawks at Steve. Steve is blushing very hard.

"Had to gag you when I made love to you, too," Barnes adds. "You'd scream your pretty lungs out if you could."

"Okay, that's enough," Sam decides with a wave of his hand. "You shut up."

"Don't be homophobic," Barnes scolds.

"I'm getting a divorce," Steve sighs.

"You can't divorce me, I'm legally dead," Barnes answers.

"Huh?" Sam whispers.

"I'll divorce you if I want," Steve counters.

"You -- you can't be legally married," Sam says.

"Only sorta," Bucky says. "Dressed him up in a wedding gown and a veil back in 1935, used fake papers, hitched him up good."

Sam leaves.

[magiowlio]

thoughts on this update and references i found!! a lot of references to the games. like. A LOT. i feel like i might have missed some 😭

first time doing one of these posts because usually i am comically late to see each update-

under the cut bc. i ended up yapping more than i thought i would

legend worrying about twi!! i love how he's teasing but you can tell he definitely cares about both of them

"does he still give you trouble" i think this is a reference back to that one post where twi tells sky not to let legend push him around, and sky tells him that people like legend aren't bullies

SKY'S SASS?? HIM ACTING LIKE A RABBIT?? GOD I LOVE THE HERO OF SASS

the way jojo gives them each their own body language! i might have missed some, but wars standing with one hand on his hip, wild doing the thing where he ruffles the back of his hair (he does this in gerudo town as well! i remember some of the others like sky and wind doing this in their games, i don't think it's out of embarrassment though) and twilight playfully pushing wild and saying "get out of here!" which he also did with wars in the dawn arc! he also puts his hand on other's shoulders A LOT. he's done it with wild a good few times, and legend, hyrule, and wars if i remember correctly

"you good?" "yeah" "no, are you good?" i think something similar occurred with four and twilight when they were leaving the inn as well!

"how you handle the world around you separates a boy from a man, it's not the battles you win but how you choose to endure what is set before you" i thought the first part of what time said could be a reference to ocarina of time with the 7 yr time jump, bc try and tell me he didn't have to suddenly start handling the world around him differently after how different everything was when he woke up...and speaking of handling things differently, botw is the game where there's so many different ways to handle each scenario! so it's cool that this is what he's choosing to say to wild, because he'd probably understand that you can approach one problem from many directions

twilight and wild. they're so brothers!!! they're so relaxed and casual with each other! i feel like this is gonna be a HUGE contrast to when wild splits up with wars

again with twi and wild, the fact that neither of them want to be paired with wars is sending me oh my god...and wild imitating twilight from when they entered the dungeon is!!! i definitely laughed at that part LOL (i laughed at multiple parts. this whole update is filled with silly moments oh my gosh)

references to their games as they split off!! wild with his torch, the shot of sky from the back and then to him steeling himself to enter (just like with all the sksw dungeons!!) and wind yelling "come on!" at time just like he did in wind waker! legend, twilight, and four with the lanterns (alltp, albw, tp, and fsa had lanterns!) and hyrule with the candle from loz and taol!!

again with the lanterns! (i might be looking too far into this...) wind looking kind of nervously at four, wind waker had lanterns hanging in really dark areas that surrounded link in a little bit of light so the player can see a bit of the surroundings. another thing i think might be making wind a little nervous is that the moblins in wind waker also held lanterns that looked similar (if im remembering correctly 💀)

i've seen a good few people talking about how time is talking more like the heroes shade as he worries about twi and i def agree! "and be safe..." PLEASE HE'S SO STRESSED GIVE THIS MAN A BREAK

[vonspe]

Knowing this might sound weird now…

 I actually DREAMT of Scipio and Emmerich. And no, I do not mean as in a daydream. I mean DREAMT of them in the middle of the night, because apparently I adore this soooo much, my brain went like… ok you haven’t thought about this for the entire day so now we need to make up for it.

The scenario was, Emmerich feeling a bit insecure in using necromancy freely on their adventure, because he knows that outside of Nevarra necromancy is seen as “evil” or so and people looking weird at him, and Scipio there was assuring him like “You’re the most amazing Necromancer(Person) I know and if anyone says otherwise, I know of several ways of how to murder them”

So look what you have done to me ;)

Also I do have an actual question. How did you come up with the Eye desing? I know you explained in another post that it comes from a childhood injury… But how did you come up with the IDEA? Like that seems to be way to specific to just be something that pops up in your head like… yeah he needs a constantly dilated pupil… Did this happen to you? To someone close to you? Did you overhear it somewhere? Or were you really just like, … wait, lets see if that is an actual thing, oh yeah it is, nice imma give it to my Rook.

Sorry for rambling, I needed to get this out of my System :)

Whaaaaat I wish i had dreamt of them! That sounds so in character too 😆

I gave him one black and one blue bc i do that in every rpg that gives me the option! then later i actually thought about it, SO. I think i already said this in the replies when someone pointed out the guy from X files has the same condition; Im a huge David Bowie fan, and Bowie had that exact thing happen to him as a kid. That’s it!! I didn’t come up with it, i just love Ziggy so much I knew that about him off the top of my head for some reason 😂😂

[worstqueerbaittournament]

Submission message for Stiles and Derek (Teen Wolf): Sterek! The showrunner even had fans vote in polls and promised to make Sterek happen if we won fandom awards! There were promo videos of the two actors cuddling on a ship...

Submission message for Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf): ooh if we can submit characters, i nominate stiles stilinski from teen wolf! hinted at being queer several times + there was the sterek promo, obviously no follow through

Additional propaganda Stiles and Derek: say what you want but im still not over the psychic damage of that mtv ad for teen wolf where they put stiles's actor in derek's actor's lap and had them cuddle and shit for votes. please if u have any mercy they will make it to the finals.

They baited us into voting for the MTV choise awards by having the actors literally cuddle on a boat! (Stiles' actor said "we are on a ship")! They promised us if we won, we would get more of the two actors "taking naps together"! Heavily baiting canon sterek if we vote!! AND WE DID!!! And nothing happened. I hate Jeff Davis so much JUST LOOK AT THIS

I think "all their queerbaiting was done during promo" is a BIG misunderstanding. Like yeah, the propaganda here focuses on that because that was the WORST thing they did, but it is far from the ONLY thing they pulled.

Derek bridal carrying Stiles after Stiles crashed an FBI MISSION to save his life:

Literally laying on top of each other

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Shoving each other against walls:

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Putting himself in danger to protect Stiles

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Stiles being the only one to touch Derek after Boyd's death

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Derek literally dreaming of Stiles after getting injured by his abuser

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Running back into danger for Stiles

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Additional:

Derek can pick out Stiles scent and emotions, Scott (his best friend of over a literal decade) cannot

Derek chose to believe Stiles over the darach and that was literally the thing to break through the darach's mind manipulation

Stiles is the only character to ever call the Argents out on killing Derek's family

Stiles calls Derek "real alpha" despite Scott having had the title at that time

They have canonically had sleepovers (Stiles harboring Derek's fugitive ass not once, but twice)

Stiles is the only person to know about Derek's first love dying (besides Derek's family)

They flirt bicker constANTLY

Additional propaganda Stiles: Stiles is SO bi-coded! He has an entire conversation about attraction with a bisexual girl and when she asks him if he "likes boys", he looks like he just had the epiphany of his life! When Danny volunteers to sleep with him, he is excited and when Danny reveals he was only joking, he is genuinely hurt! AND there is the scene where he tells Scott to call him "Biles". He also jokes around with Scott that he finds his new alpha status really hot. AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE WHOLE STEREK THING

The Biles is because Coach was reading the names for first line and said the letter looked like a B so he said Btilinski. Stiles wanted to be first line so much that he didn’t want Scott to correct coach and risk not being first line. All other points are valid.

[beef-brisket]

It's never taken Adam so long to walk to his garden. The stairs were the biggest pain in the ass- no pun intended.

Once they got to the garden, he rolled his eyes when Lucifer ooh'ed and ahh'ed and gushed over the different plants and flowers.

Looking around, Adam adjusted his stance, cringing when he felt the plug inside him move around.

He really should put a bench or two in the garden.

Lucifer: This is some fine work, Adam! So, this I'd what you've been busy with!

Adam: Uh- yeah... Charlie said it might help...

Lucifer: Oh? And is it?

Adam groaned. He really didn't want to talk to Lucifer of all people about his "mental health issues and past trauma." That's Charlie's wording, not his.

Adam: I don't know, man. It's just something to do... between bullshit lessons, getting phantom fucked by the bastard that ruined my life and eating the most mediocre food... you do your duck thing, and do my garden thing.

Lucifer hummed: Well, my ducks helped me! So, I hope your garden helps you, Adam.

Adam rolled his eyes and folded his arms: You sure, man? You did that shit for over seven years, and you still seem fucked up.

Lucifer laughed and leaned against on of Adam's trees. If it wasn't for the butt plug in his ass, Adam would have pulled Lucifer off the tree and yelled at him for hurting it. But all he could do was tense up and growl.

Lucifer: I'm not fucked up! I've never been better! I only make the ducks when im emotionally struggling, and in fact, I haven't made a single duck since the extermination!

Adam tried not to let the fact that his temporary death didn't mean anything to Lucifer hurt him, but he was failing miserably.

-

Nifty couldn't believe it. She lost her dolls! Or someone stole them, but she's checked nearly every room and couldn't find them anywhere.

She climbed through the vents, thinking of where she hadn't looked, and that's when she stopped at an opening of the vent. Looking out of the grate, she saw a room she hasn't been in.

The king of ultimate bad boys.

Charlie told her she isn't allowed in here unless it's an emergency, but this definitely counts as one. So she's allowed! Great!

Crawling out of the vent, she landed on the floor and looked around. The kings room was beautiful! But not clean. Definitely not clean. And it was driving her nuts, but she needed to find her dolls.

-

Lucifer: Hm, how about a stream? Ooh! A pond! Adam, you should dig a pond, and we can have some ducks! Some real ducks! What about a swing? Hm... maybe some lily's-!

Adam: I'm not planting fucking lily's.

Lucifer: Oh?

The king was confused, so when he turned to face Adam, he instantly noticed how mad he looked.

It was almost funny, seeing as the first thing Lucifer eyed was his stomach.

Lucifer: Ah, I see. Their Lilith's favourite flower, aren't they? You know, I never asked, what's your favourite~?

Adam wanted to kill this little bastard: None of your business.

Lucifer Oh, come on! Mine are... hm... mines... daises!

Adam rolled his eyes: Of course they are. Small and annoying, they suit you.

Lucifer: We're doing that, are we? Well, if that's how we're guessing... I think you're a sunflower! Big, yellow, unreasonably tall and can hold a lot of seed~.

Adam growled when Lucifer poked his stomach before continuing to walk around the garden. He hated the fact that the sunflower was his favourite, but he won't admit that. He doesn't want to give Lucifer the satisfaction of being right.

-

Nifty: YES! There you two are! Why are you in the big kings room? Naughty! Come on, I have SO many idea's!

Crawling back into the vent, Nifty was so excited about getting her dolls back that she didn't care about the mess she made in the kings room.

Nifty: Oh, no! Look at you, first bad boy! You're all dirty! Maybe the king can clean you up~!

-

Adam: Are you done? It's not a big garden, man...

Lucifer: Done? Why would I be done? This place is amazing, Adam! It's... it's like-.

Adam glared at Lucifer: Don't fucking say it.

Lucifer: Alright... I won't say it.

Adam groaned and leaned up against a tree. Of course, this little bastard would make a simple trip to the garden all about Eden. Adam knew this would happen. Any garden he ever planted was compared to Eden. He hated it.

He heard some commotion from Lucifer, but Adam didn't care at this point. As long as he wasn't making a mess-.

Adam: Uh... what are you doing...?

Look down, he saw Lucifer was suddenly in front of him, looking even more awkward than usual.

Lucifer blushed: We may have a problem.

Adam: A problem? The fuck are you-?

Adam squeaked when he suddenly turned around and faced the tree before leaning on it.

Adam: The fuck-?! What the hell are you doing with them now, Lucifer?!

Lucifer: Nothing! I swear- I left them in my room!

Adam: Bullshit-! Don't you fucking dare!

Lucifer chuckled as he pulled Adam's pants down: If I'm eating you out, I wonder how this is going to go~.

Adam jumped when he felt Lucifer's run over the buttplug inside him.

Adam: I-I need to leave this fucking hotel.

VooDoo Do You

@beef-brisket I really want this one 😩

-

Alastor put the finishing touches on the voodoo dolls of Adam the first man and Lucifer the King of Hell. It has taken so long to make them this perfect.

Hair from their pillows, feathers from their wings, ....... Other DNA things that he wished he didn't have to touch. It was finally over.

So he picked them up and started twisting them to cause pain. Those two morons have been a pain in his ass long enough and it's time to get even. They weren't too far away so he should be able to hear if it's working.

But nothing happened, he teleported to where Adam and Lucifer were sitting on the couch talking and tried.

Still nothing.

The fuck!?

Nifty came up to him: Something wrong Alastor?

Alastor sighed and handed them to her, if nothing else she can just have them for her puppet show.

Alastor: Just wasting my time apparently Nifty. Here, go nuts.

He left and she was so happy! He gave her a gift of her favorite ship!

Nifty: Hehehehe

They started to glow and sparkle with green magic.

Nifty: Oooou, pretty.

-

Adam: And I'm telling you, waffles are good too. Those pockets? Holds all the syrup.

Lucifer: Hmm, maybe. I like pancakes more, you can fold them like a taco.

Adam stretched: And that is your opinion. Tacos are good though, pancakes would be good for like, sweet tacos.

Lucifer: With strawberries?

Adam: Duh.

They looked as green sparkles glittered around them, they exchanged glances.

Adam: The fuck is this?

Lucifer: ....... I'm not sure.

[pokemon-teacology]

Hey so like

Battling trainers

Is it legal to have a code for your attacks during official league matches???

Like saying them in your own language can't be illegal surely

But what if youare a code, or a series of hand gestures or something??

What if you set up a system where the attack that you say isn't the attack your Pokémon does?? Like if I shout at my Garchomp to use dragon claw and he uses surf? Or I tell my Talonflame to use roost and he solar beams? Is that legal???

I haven't actually fought in an official league battle before, so I've got no fucking clue what the rules are. I know the standard fair numbers and banned Pokémon, but like,,, I dunno what the trainers are allowed to do during battle.

[pinkinsect]

watching haikyuu after being in the blue lock pit for a while is so refreshing. like they're so normal

[tearfest]

sorry to log on n rant but i need to rant

[heavenshardware]

Hi. I have so many thoughts on this that i cannot even hide in the tags. there was a rant i originally posted here a couple weeks ago but i quickly deleted it because i noticed i was part of a serious minority of people who hated the s4 ending But since there are more of us than previously thought im just gonna bullet point it out: (disclaimer it’s been a Hot minute since i’ve relistened to s4 im just writing what comes to mind)

- my main complaint that really all of my other complaints fall under is just that it was incredibly anticlimactic. i feel that they really did just set the stakes too high with how the latter half of s4 was written and there was no sensible way to knock all of the points they set up down? it just felt MESSY. don’t even get me started on how useless i think the addition of riemann is

- most deaths to me felt like cop-out after cop-out. though i will say that young’s death felt like a good decision and i did enjoy it, keplers death was. hm. Hhhhhmmmmmm. His death felt so anticlimactic to me which was incredibly disappointing for a character who’s very foundation is his hubris of egoism. yeah i suppose the end of his arc could be the destruction of his hedonism but the main reason WHY i didn’t like it was because it almost felt like they were trying to convince me that kepler changed last minute. he didn’t! though round, his character is pretty static to me. something about 18 ulterior motives. did he care about humanity? yes! did he care about his team? Sure. but his feelings on goddard overall didn’t really. he’s always felt the same like he had his personhood stolen from him, but was it ever really there? he’s an artist! he’s got a flair for the dramatic and that’s that. and his death felt purely like it was because no one knew how to tie up his arc. and cutters death was just fuckin LAME. i remember listening to it and just going “what? that’s it?” sure mcguffins harpoon but ughhhh IM CALLING COP OUT

- hera and pryce frustrated me. so. fucking. bad. the way hera’s ptsd was treated in the end oh i CANT. compared to memoria and am i alone now it was AWFUL AWFUL. the very climax in her character was dedicated to her acknowledging that her ptsd was incurable as it literally is just a festering tumor in her code and the only thing she can do is learn to live with it. and then. only for them to throw that out the window and go “what if pryce was manipulated too? surely that would add nuance” And then just. Forgot to add said nuance in. keeping pryce around [hera] was definitely a choice imo. i don’t like how immediately forgiving everyone was. and also i hate the amnesiac/“it was all a dream” trope. so much.

- …speaking of the amnesiac trope. eiffels memory loss greatly frustrates me every time i think about it and i can’t really elaborate on why outside of It Just Doesn’t Make Sense. the reasons i see for Why it could have happened is 1. to show the super meta ness of wolf and how it challenges what makes you, you and for what you are without all of your traumas. 2. because wouldn’t it be funny if he worked so hard to get what he wanted but couldn’t even reap what he sowed? but i just. the way they immediately have him just go Man Old me was a Jerk right Minkowski! I dunno. it just ticked me off

I feel like for kepler and eiffel especially i would have enjoyed the finale a lot more if they had faced a couple more detrimental consequences of their actions. I don’t know how i would’ve done it myself but that’s what i think.

TLDR: too messy and anticlimactic for my taste

You know i always kind of assumed i was in the minority of this but as i talk more about wolf 359 here and there i see more people expressing problems with the end of season 4 so i want to ask. Im tapping at the bars of my enclosure. What Did you guys think of the latter half of season 4? And the finale? Can i hear some thoughts on that?

[todayisafridaynight]

Since you mentioned it, what did you think of Speak No Evil? I was thinking of watching it myself :0

i really liked it ............ my friend scoffed at me when i told her i was watchin it so take my opinion with a grain of salt tho </3

[horrorwebs]

why are men literally the fucking worst

[brltpop]

And speaking of kevin bacon, i read a recent interview of his where he said he wanted to experience living "like normal people do" so he asked a special effects artist to change his appearance to go to a crowded venue and said he absolutely hated the experience because no one recognised him, people pushed him and were rude, no one asked for a photo or gave him a shout out, he had to wait in line to get a simple coffee AND he didn't get any sort of benefit/discount at the venue and legit said he just wanted to go back home to get rid of the disguise and be famous again and like........ the layers of this whole thing 😵‍💫

[muttsona]

i hope i die, you broke my heart

[sugaroto]

Tiktok realized I was feeling off with my friend before I did