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once again a slightly lecherous greasy old man lusting for his heavily dog-coded younger impressionable co-worker

this

is to catch a predator

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just another psa that if someone comments on your ao3 saying lots of praise and then that they think they could make a comic or art for it and at the end link a discord, tis a scam they're going to butter you up then ask for money. plus the art they'll send you will be stolen. so there's that.

like artists don't ask if they can make something related to your fic then ask you to pay for it, that's not how it works. if you want paid art, you pick out the artist. i highly encourage ao3 authors who have the spare funds to commission art to do so; vice versa, if you're an artist and you want something to read with your art, commission a writer. scam artists will unprompted ask you to pay them, not real ones.

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random thought but i hate it when media depicts motorcycle/electric bike users without helmets. like every time marvel shows steve rogers driving his bike with no helmet or mello in death note picking up miss takada but not giving her a helmet i hate it. like not even a week ago i saw irl a real person on a bike doing wheelies on the main road in my city without a helmet and it scared the shit out of me. it's so not okay when media casually presents bike riders without helmets bc all it does is encourage people to do it in real life.

like you can write/draw the taboo/unsafe RACK porn all you want, there's still always a real life barrier to engaging in those activities without safety precautions. like if you let your partner choke you you're going to be able to tell instantly if it's unsafe bc you'll feel it. if someone related to you comes onto you sexually there's common sense to tell you that maybe it's hot in fiction sometimes but irl it's gross. but if you ride a motorcycle without protection you think "there's no way an accident will happen to me" bc of survivor bias, bc of social pressures to look macho and tough.

like it was so fucking scary just to be in a completely separate car behind that motorcycle rider doing wheelies. if something had gone wrong, the motorcycle wouldn't have even hit the car i was in, but the rider wasn't wearing a helmet, and all i could think is "what if he does it wrong and flips the bike over completely."

i'm not saying that if small-business type people write/draw motorcycle riders without helmets they're complicit in all the accidents that happen daily. people still should use common sense, and even then, smaller artists/writers should still acknowledge somewhere that riding without a helmet is extremely dangerous like when you write/draw RACK you should include a disclaimer in the notes. but when big media like disney like netflix casually let people ride motorcycles without helmets?? when no helmet is the default for fictional settings? they're complicit i think. bc they make it cool and casual to go without a helmet, instead of ever acknowledging danger. i don't care how pretty chris evans is marvel put a fucking helmet on him when you make him ride a bike. i don't care how safe you make your sets either if chris evans in his helmetless bike scenes had had an accident even in a controlled setting what the hell do you think would have happened? it's not okay!!!

wear a helmet motherfuckers

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WHY ISN'T THERE MORE

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marcille and izutsumi playing dress-up in the village <3

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can i just say how wholesome it is to engage with media whose primary theme is just good food. like yes there's magic and intrigue but damn it's all about the food

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the cave after the ice golem!!!!!! all of them in a steamy sauna!!!! when laois put his hand on senshi's bare knee!!!! and i totally think Izutsumi joins the polycule and the party

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like to charge reblog to cast

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✨nugget update✨

she's on her second course of anti-worm meds. like when you take antibiotics, you get better but then you have to keep taking them; she took a first course which killed all the worms looks like now she's on a second to be sure they're all dead. i think it's revolution. probably. she's no longer hiding in my parents' room (which used to be my room ergo used to be hers) but is venturing out into the rest of the house to nap in sunbeams and on other family members' beds.

she's still wary of the other cats in the house and doesn't like them getting near her, but she's let them within like two feet without hissing at them (just hung up with my ma on a video call, saw her and my mom's cat timon made an appearance and nugget didn't scold him) and i have some photos of her and my mom's other cat pumba (yes timon and pumba they're littermates) loafing in the kitchen in front of the sliding glass door soaking up sunshine.

it's going to be a while longer before she can come back to my apartment, bc it's really small and i have another cat and nugget wouldn't be able to get enough space to herself here; whereas at my parents' place, they have a two-story house that's like decent size and she can retreat to the room she lived in as a kitten and have the whole room to herself. she needs to be re-socialized with other house cats before she can come back here. if she got mad at my other cat, bob, she could lash out at him, and even though he used to be a fully outdoor cat (i found him at a rescue that was based off of a big farm upstate in a very rural area so the rescue lady let a bunch of cats mosey around on their own) he's now old and has been an indoor cat for about four years, but nugget just spent 11 months living with feral cats, so he's gone soft and she's gotten sharp. used to be if nugget went after bob, he would just bat her once and she'd run off, but now i'm sure if she felt truly threatened she could really hurt bob, and like i said, he's a senior cat and has had no fighting experience in like four years. also he has funky looking kidneys. like he's not sick his kidneys just look weird on ultrasounds, but i'm sure that their weird size and shape makes a difference in his health. i don't want either nugget or bob to get stressed out, so as much as i want her home as soon as possible, she has to be re-socialized first and idk how long that will take.

however she's comfortable enough in the car and my parents' don't live too far away, so when her second course of anti-worm meds is finished they'll drive her over and i'll get to see her (again can't risk bob if i see her and she still has even one worm i could get contaminated and then bob could get contaminated and it's a big difference for a young cat to get worms vs a senior cat with funky looking kidneys.) she'll be done with her meds in a week or two, so i'll finally be able to see her in person and hold her again soon.

was talking with my grass guy whom i hadn't seen in a few months t'other day he said "what's good" and i told him "well my cat came back from the dead." we talked about nugget a little and he said he'd never heard of a pet being found after so long. nugget's my lazarus.

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I WANNA EAT THE MOLLUSKS IN LIVING ARMOR. I WANNA EAT A WALKING MUSHROOM. I WANNA EAT A GIANT SCORPION. I WANNA EAT CHICKEN MEAT FROM A BASILISK. I WANNA EAT A RED DRAGON!!! TAKE ME TO THE DUNGEON!!!!

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snippet from 570 degrees featuring my best gaelige

Bucky makes the bitch come seventeen times before dawn, easily every fifteen minutes, and longer than an Omega’s typical 120 second orgasm each time, some of them as long as five minutes; not that he’s unused to Omegas coming that hard on his cock. Even Betas and Alphas tend to come as hard as they ever have in their lives when he’s fucking them. He knots him eight different times, which is more often than he usually would have with an Omega in that amount of time. Sam and Brock switch out with other members of his entourage to guard the door and watch his back while he's busy, and Bucky does pause to eat or drink a few times or smoke the Red Sand available, enjoying the high from it that he doesn’t indulge in often, but it’s been way too long since he got to fuck a real girl-boy rather than just an Omega trans man and he intends to soak up every second. 

“Adammair ocus Morrígan,” the Omega sighs when Bucky pulls out of him for the last time. “Beidh sé seo deacair…”

“You said something like that earlier,” Bucky says, leaning back to spread the Omega’s pussy lips and watch his cum leaking out of him, as he recognizes the word Adammair from something the girl-boy had said earlier. “What language is it?” he asks, now curious.

“None of your business,” the Omega retorts instead of being compliant.

Bucky shrugs; whores don’t always give him the respect he deserves, but it’s not like he’s willing to beat it out of them like his father. He gives the whore a parting slap on the ass, a playful one not a rude one, then pushes up and starts putting his cock away. By the door, Pinky tips a whiskey at him. 

“I won,” he says.

“Stop betting on this shit,” Bucky snaps, grabbing up his undershirt to put it on.

“Nine hours, thirty-seven minutes,” Pinky chuckles. “You’ve done literal marathons faster.”

Bucky gets dressed again without rewarding that with a response. The Omega is silent now, watching him put his clothes back on. Bucky glances up as he’s fixing his dress shirt collar and accidentally makes eye contact. 

The Omega’s eyes are full of a hatred he’s never seen before. It’s just a flash of fire, almost red in the bright blue, oceanic depths of his eyes. Bucky pauses, confused. Then the Omega smiles at him, eyes already dazed again, and he trills, rolling onto his back to show his belly like a good Omega, the chains covering his nearly-flat chest falling useless to the side so his pierced nipples show. Extending his arms over the edge of the bed, the curtain over his face falls to cover his upper face and his magic muzzle – gold with clear, semi-precious gems like the rest of his jewelry – is exposed. Behind it, his lips are almost red, but stained rather than glossy. His obscenely long hair spills over the end of the bed and touches the floor, but then loops back up and disappears under his back. He wiggles a few fingers.

“See ya later, boy,” he says, the magic net of his muzzle stretching.

Bucky flicks up his eyebrows. He puts his coat back on, then leaves.

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do it. i dare y'all.

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

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petition for google docs to stop marking "lined in" as incorrect and didn't i mean to say

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Happy Stabby Stab Day!!!!!

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Gigolas journey to Valinor which one do you pick

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on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next