#he is up there with ron
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fernando saying in an interview that otmar should shut up and not speak at all after aston martin and alpine results this year is what i needed to hear, that man has been disrespecting fernando (and oscar too tbh) for MONTHS and i was tired of fernando not saying anything, i'm glad he finally spoke his mind about this, and everyone saying that fernando shouldn't run his mouth or that he is just playing his “villain” role should also shut up, fernando had to put up with this man calling him old and saying he was just lucky for months, telling him to shut up is the nicest thing he could have done.
#i hate that man so much#he is up there with ron#bitches#fernando alonso#f1#aston martin#alpine#otmar szafnauer
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literally everything having to do with ron delite is hilarious. doesn't know what he's talking about ever. became a criminal to fuel his wifes shopping addiction. so pathetic that he gets declared innocent for a crime he's guilty of. when asked a question by his own lawyer he asks phoenix what HE thinks. admits to a murder he didnt actually commit several times on accident. found a dead body and instead of calling the cops his immediate, innate reaction was to hide said body. when asked why he hid that body in the safe his response is that it wouldnt fit in a drawer. confesses to being a criminal but the court cant do shit about it because of double jepordy. uses his freedom to run a rehab center for thieves, only to sell heist plans to said thieves. also uses his freedom to team up with his wife to continue stealing. flirts with another man in front of his wife and also an entire courtroom
#i didnt mean for it to get that long but then i just kept remembering things he did#funniest part is that i could name MORE if i wanted#ron delite#ace attorney#eto shut up challenge
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pinterest showed me some screenshots of posts that gave me the concept for an au where both harry and ron are sorted slytherin & draco is just slightly less rude in the first book. i could go into why i think this makes a lot of sense for ron but i won't. i've affectionately dubbed them the platinum quartet in my head and they will not leave me the fuck alone
#quill to paper#draco malfoy#harry potter#ron weasley#hermione granger#romione#drarry#slytherin harry#slytherin ron#golden trio#platinum quartet#actually i'll go into why it makes sense for ron here in the tags.#imho a major slytherin trait is ambition#and ron *has* ambition he's just never had it actively encouraged and fostered#book fucking one the mirror of erised shows him winning the quidditch cup & being head boy and all#he HAS ambition! and by god does he have something to *prove*#youngest weasley boy who desperately wants to do something different from his family#not get lumped in as 'just another weasley'#he's the anti-sirius in this context tbqh. old pureblood family of gryffindors and he's plastering his room at the burrow w green and silver#in my head draco is also in the train compartment when ron walks in and asks to sit there & harry speaks first so draco shuts up#a little tense but draco also relaxes a little bit. he's ELEVEN he just wants FRIENDS.#ron watches the boys he sat with on the train both get sorted slytherin and has just the biggest burning desire an 11 yr old can have#to get into slytherin instead of gryffindor. to do something different from his other siblings at the gryff table. to Prove Something#the hats like 'ohh. a weasley huh. but so much to prove... there's real ambition#and the potential for cunning... slytherin? alright#good luck! slytherin it is!'#and draco's smug little ass is like 'i suppose there's hope for the weasleys yet if they can turn out a slytherin#and ron is psyched out of his eleven year old gourd bc harry fucking potter is grinning and clapping for him#and also because percy n the twins look SHOCKED AS FUCK as do half the profs#snape is over at the table realizing w complete clarity that he's going to be put thru the ringer as slyth head of house these next 7 yrs
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Drarry where Ron has been frosty and clipped tones the entire time Draco and Harry begin spending time together because he thinks that Harry is replacing him with Malfoy of all people. It's not until they have a row about it that Harry yells,
"I'm in love with him!"
Oh.
Oh.
That's when it all clicks for Ron and he's so relieved that he laughs and laughs before his nose wrinkles because, ew.
Ew.
"Ew, Harry, really?"
But he's okay with it because Malfoy isn't Harry's bestfriend like him, he's the boyfriend which is a significantly worse position. Ron has the better spot in Harry's life, and no one can convince him otherwise
#drarry#Draco Malfoy#Harry Potter#Ron Weasley#Ron still thinks that all the up to the wedding#where he's the BEST MAN#so clearly he has the better spot in Harry's life#Hermione thinks he's silly#but she eggs it on because it's funnier that way
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*record scratch*
"I bet you're wondering how I got here, when last you saw, I was watching the sunset at a crab-boil in Louisiana with my family..."
#you dun messed up a. a. ron!!#bucky barnes#thunderbolts*#thunderbolts trailer#spoiler#so....now I wanna write some crack where he kept leaving his arm in annoying places and got thrown out#and/or a serious 'hurts so good' fic where the pstd got scary and he left#hence this stringy-haired sadboi right here#mcu#wake up bitches new mcu trailer dropped
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So they said Harry and Draco went to Hogsmeade tgt huh🤨?
#drarry#hpdm#draco malfoy#harry potter#draco#harry x draco#draco fanart#draco fluff#harry#fluff#belated christmas#christmas#ginny is with jack frost lol#and theo blaise pansy perform some magic tricks while stalking the couple#while ron and hermione just let thier son grows up#the Slytherins want to make sure their prince is in a good hand#well he DEFINITELY is 😎👀🫣
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i think it's interesting that the harry potter series holds up the weasleys as the 'poster child' poor family but given that they are supporting 9 people on Arthur's single salary they aren't doing THAT badly. Yes there's a lot of stuff they can't afford and they have to be careful with their budget but they still seem to live in relative comfort, especially given the large size of their family - there's always enough food on the table, almost all the family members seem to have their own room without having to share, they don't worry about losing their home, the kids don't feel pressured to work during summers to earn enough money so their family can get by, the house is in relatively good condition etc.
this is not to say that you cannot be poor and also have basic comforts or that someone cannot suffer from financial hardship even if they aren't literally starving on the street. but it's striking because of how much more sympathetically the narrative frames the weasleys' poverty than it does the poverty experienced by snape or tom riddle or the gaunts. all these characters are not 'good victims' and do not cope as gracefully with their circumstances without complaining or showing visible signs of it in ways that might make make people uncomfortable. and idk. it's weird and I'm not sure I like it.
#do the weasleys have anything close to what he malfoys have? no. but the malfoys are fabulously wealthy.#im sure child!snape would've given almost anything to be able to grow up in a home like what ron had#it's like as soon as characters are poor in a way that might make people uncomfortable jkr wants us to blame the character#and see it as a sign of their moral failings#idk. what do you all think?#gen#Harry Potter
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buncha lil ace attorney doodles :] i am very obsessed with this brush no pen pressure has unlocked a diff section of my brain
also friend and i are playing layton crossover so thats what the last 2 pics are for
#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#pearl fey#maya fey#ron delite#desiree delite#ive been having to do the worst british accent imaginable to read for this game im on the verge of perishing#last pic is cause like.. the cutscene had these witches blowing shit up#and layton promises to protect the girl theyre chasing like#....whatre you gonna do... i hope to god you have a go go gadget top hat or something bc were about to Die#and then luke opens the window after he Just locked it and lets the fireball witch in-#anyways yeah that drawing based off that#muri art#muri persona
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Ok so you probably know this already, but there’s a behind the scenes documentary of Top Gun (1986) and it features nearly all of the actors and Tony Scott and others discussing the making of the film. See Part 1 and Part 2 on YouTube, the videos are by link only.
In part 1 of the documentary, Tony Scott mentions that a big inspiration for the overall look of movie came from a book of photography by a man named Bruce Weber. And Tony Scott specifies this picture below as a big part of his vision because one of the models looked just like Val Kilmer, one looked just like Tom Cruise, and the last one was a jock-Rick Rossovich type.
And I just want to say that everything makes much more sense knowing this fact like—
Okay so shirtless, hot, fit men. Checks out. Looks good—
Look at these besties hanging out! You ever have have a slumber party with your bros?
Woah— Is it getting hot in here or is it just them???
Nope. Definitely them.
#warning: have blur or safe search on when you look up his photos cause he also did a lot of nude photoshoots#top gun is gay#confirmed#can’t tell me otherwise#iceman’s calendar photo shoot was shot by Bruce Weber 100000%#Quentin Tarantino was right#my boys#top gun#tom kazansky#top gun: maverick#iceman#top gun maverick#top gun iceman#pete mitchell#icemav#ron kerner#tom iceman kazansky#ron slider kerner#Bruce Weber#Bruce Weber photography#top gun 1986#top gun behind the scenes#video#mine#pour one out for Tony Scott#thank you Tony Scott for giving us your vision
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Tomarry AU where Tom HATES this book he read because his favourite character dies a miserable death. So what if his favorite character was a no-named side villain? Why does it matter that he only had like seven lines (seven is Tom's favourite number anyways)? He was still gorgeous, smart and strong and beautiful — and it doesn't matter that others think he isn't all that because they would never know him— understand him like TOM DOES.
An AU where Tom has a healthy obsession with a character named Harry Potter, a no named baron's son who was the first to go against the king (MC's father, and the mc who is incidentally known as Draco Malfoy, ahem anyways); he tries to “poison” him. But he gets caught or to be more precise he ends up sacrificing himself for the common girl Hermione Granger (the female lead, I'm sorry guys but imagine the fucking drama.) who gets blamed for his transgressions.
But that is not why Tom falls for this weak villain, no — it's because he respects how this no-named orphan became a baron on his own two feet without anyone being there for him especially in a world where old money and title is everything— and he hates how he had to give his life for the MC to notice the female lead? (Harry is better looking and smarter than her anyways — Tom, in an online forum perhaps.)
Anyways, now imagine Tom dying (he hated it so yes he ends up looking for immorality anyways.) and waking up in the world he hated. Now imagine, Tom Riddle, waking up in the body of a Duke who wasn't even given a name in the novel. (He would know because he has a photographic memory, ok? It's totally not because he read it more than 14 times) and then saying fuck it and owning it.
Just think, Tom taking over the world slowly with his worldly knowledge while trying to keep Harry alive because even though he was right about Harry being smart; the guy treats his life like Draco treats his money - you get the idea.
#so yes#Tom Riddle but isekai's and tries to seduce the canon fodder#oh and he also takes over the world while he is at it#yes order is the main villain of the story tom read#Ron's family is still poor im sorry#Hermione can end up with Ron or Draco#it's up to you#but honestly i put them as mc#because draco is the signature blonde prince while Hermione is the signature smart brunette#like its a trope LMAOO#but dw Tom makes it all better#by being the bigger Villain?#haha. because guess what maybe Lucius was the main villain all along#ill stop#its just#its so like tom to fall for the villain in the story 😭#my man's probably hate read the story to shit on people because:#his harry deserved better#tomarry#harrymort#tom riddle#Harry Potter#also yes Tom still has black duchy's royalty#but he is the one who ends up winning Bellatrix and Barty#and yes Narcissa (the queen) helps Tom save Harry 🥰#Ron is still Harry's best friend btw and because of Tom now so is hermione :')
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Literally how do you even respond to that?
#literally I'm so flabbergasted because what is even their point dear god#literally you say anything positive about snape#and someone goes Well Acktually He BullieD ChliDren#like shut the fuck up for a minute#he was a fucking teacher in the 90s teaching potions its not his job to be nice its his job to 1) teach and 2) keep the kids alive#just because harry and ron suck at potions and hate him doesnt mean anyone else does#even hermione defends snape most of the time#and for goodnesses sake this wasnt even saying anything nice about snape it was about his suffering#but somehow he deserved that because he was snarky to 11 year olds?#because its not like any of the other teachers do anything like this right#aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#I'm so done like let me enjoy this man in peace will ya#severus snape#pro snape#snape defense#anti snaters
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I still wonder how Percy reacted to finding out Scabbers was Peter Pettigrew
#percy weasley#harry potter#scabbers#peter pettigrew#like I think I would freak out#Scabbers was his for 12 years I think before he gave it to Ron#I did read a funny headcanon that Peter was rooting for perciver and was screaming crying throwing up when he was seperated bc he never got#to see it happen#I reached the character limit for tags#damn#but you can ignore that if you want to get angsty?#like Percy literally took care of that rat#probably gave him a bath too#idk man#id freak the fuck out#actually I’d focus on the fact he probably pissed everywhere#I’d be like you’re a grown ass man and you pissed on my couch#the fuck#I don’t care you’re a rat stop pissing on the couch
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Ice: Hey kiddo, breakfast is ready.
Baby Bradley: Thanks. Should I give the old bitch some, too? I think he's upstairs.
Ice: We've already talked about this. Slider called Mav that ONCE in the heat of an argument and you are NOT supposed to repeat it.
Ice: Also, yes.
#slider and mav live to antagonise each other#they're constantly arguing#and slider will insult mav at any given opportunity#everyone thinks that they hate each other#but if you say something bad about one of them in front of the other#you better pray to god that they go easy on you#because you're about to get your ass kicked#ice is so used to their bullshit by now that he doesn’t question it#but now bradley has started picking up on their language and he is not impressed#time for the tom kazansky eyebrows of disapproval#incorrect quotes#top gun#icemav#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#bradley rooster bradshaw#ron slider kerner#mavdad and icepops#dadmiral ice
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The wildest part of Harry Potter was Hermione pointing out the obvious flaws and inequality in their society and everyone- including her best friends- treating her like a joke for it, if not outright insinuating that she was wrong
#hermione granger#harry james potter critical#ron weasley critical#i love harry and ron#but the way they reacted to spew was shitty#especially on harry's part#he not only grew up in the muggle world where slavery us wrong#but his experience with dobby made it clear how awful house elves were treated#growing up is realizing the things i criticized ron for as a kid were also apparent in harry#ron at least gets the excuse of being desensitized to it#the saddest thing about being a hermione fan was no one ever being on her side about anything#anti jk rowling#because you're telling me not ONE person agreed with hermione#not even other muggle-borns??
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The amount of drarry in HBP really is insane. Every time I interact with this book I just lose my mind because I cannot believe how much it really is Like That. In canon.
Harry is generally very conflict avoidant with his friends but he actually loses his temper with Ron here because Ron has the audacity to tell him to take a break from talking about Draco Malfoy.
#also love the parallel of ron watching lavender here - a temporary love interest who he doesn't end up with. and harry momentarily watching#ginny a paragraph earlier in an absentminded way. while thinking about draco no less.#drarry#hpdm#drarry in canon#harry/draco#h/d#harry potter and the half blood prince#Harry Potter#q#my post
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love island bakugou, he'd be so pissed if someone else chose you before he had the chance at the recoupling 💀
#watching s9 and......ron and lana........#bakugou would be LIVID#having to literally bite his lip to stop from going off akfkahjfakh#nothing genuine to say when he has to choose someone else to couple up with#poor thing 🥺#✿ willow writes#✿ thoughts: bakugou#✿ theme: love island bakugou
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