#he is so gross!! so vile ew!!!!! >_<

[merakiui]

I feel like the Noble Bell Compound is very religious and cult like. It's gotta be rough to be a woman there, like handmaid's tale vibes

Terribly rough. T_T and you are so right. It's extremely cult-like. It's the situation in which the leader (Rollo) comes in to help when all hope seems lost and everyone thinks he's an absolute saint when he builds the compound up with sensibility and sturdier foundations and walls, as well as fostering such crooked ideals. A lot of people within the compound look up to him, treat him like he's some savior or a prophet, and Rollo always seems to know best. His two righthand men are so blindly faithful to him, and Rollo appears so kind and fair with everyone, including those within his close-knit circle. He's just so forgiving, so sweet. How could anyone distrust him? How could he lead anyone astray?

The entire compound feels like a utopia amidst so much dystopia, but the people who reside within don't see what lies beneath the compound in underground dungeons, where misbehaving nuisances are kept and silenced. Anyone who tries to question things, who tries to speak out against the little paradise Rollo has manufactured so dearly, so carefully, so graciously, conveniently vanishes to who-knows-where. No one questions anything because Rollo always has a perfect lie at the ready to keep the masses calm and collected.

Being a woman in the compound is not fun. At all. :( you're treated warmly (at first) just so you'll be tricked into a false sense of security, so you'll be more likely to accept the conditions in which you will be kept (and used). But the longer you spend amidst so many other brides, the clearer it becomes that you are not in equal standing with the others in this compound and Rollo certainly doesn't seem to think you are anything more than livestock meant for reproduction. However terrible his views are, Rollo still ensures the women are given adequate protection and care. After all, he isn't a monster (so he claims). You'll live comfortably (not as comfortably as those who are more privileged, but it's better than nothing), and you're given healthy meals each morning, afternoon, and night. You live like anyone else would, but there are a few rules that permit only to you.

For one, every woman within the compound must remain a virgin. If you don't bleed or feel any pain/discomfort the first time your husband takes you, you're seen as impure, a liar, a filthy slut. And when you're labeled as such, you're treated as such. Rollo conducts pussy inspections to make sure everyone is healthy and oh-so-pure (how he gleans that from running his gloved fingers along your folds or even forcing two inside your tight warmth just to see you squirm, you have no idea. He always spends extra time examining you; the brides gossip over this, eagerly insisting with hushed whispers that the compound leader fancies you. You shudder to think someone like Rollo would ever have his eye on you.)

Additionally, every bride must always wear white. It's a soft color, the symbolism of purity. You're meant to be demure and obedient things, subservient to the men who will choose from the lot of you as if you're nothing more than candy in a jar, eaten as easily as you are discarded. Every morning, it is mandatory that the brides stand before the compound leader and, in unison, list their vows, all of which have been stamped into your memory like a bad tattoo. Every morning, you promise you are pure, insist that your only hopes and dreams are to provide for the compound, to be good mothers, to be good brides, to remain untouched by sin, to remember these vows and hold them close to your heart. Essentially, by participating in this daily routine, you strip away parts of yourself and replace them with the parts the compound wants you to have, and by verbalizing them so often you'll begin to believe them, especially when everyone around you shares the same opinions and feelings on the matter. It is the finest form of brainwashing. And to make matters worse, to cement these ideals that have been practically engraved into you, Rollo always applauds the lot of you, smiles with so much satisfaction, praises everyone for such pleasant mindsets.

Every month his voice seems less like the harshest, grating static and more like a heavenly choir because, for all you've endured and will continue to endure, he is still the only beacon of light in this dark, dismal world.

[nestasminiaturepegasus]

My harsh SJM opinions

-- I disappeared for a minute, but I'm back and ready to shit talk sjm books again. --

Rowan vs. Chaol: 

If you can forgive Rowan for punching Aelin and being vile towards her, you can forgive Chaol too.

Nesta's New Family: 

Hating Nesta for finding a family that understands her more than her biological family is weird. She hasn’t disowned her existing family; she’s added to it.

Valkyries and the Rite: 

Claiming the Valkyries shouldn't have won the Rite because it's unrealistic makes me laugh. THAT is where you draw the line? Really?

Character Behavior vs. Plot: 

SJM writes weird, shitty plots, but that doesn’t excuse the characters’ behavior. Rhys fingering Feyre in a place for SA victims was, yes, a weird plot written by SJM, and it still makes him WEIRD.

Rhys and Hypocrisy: 

If you claim Rhys couldn’t have sa’d Feyre because he was sa’d himself but then say Nesta’s abuse doesn’t excuse her ‘abuse’ towards Feyre, go sit in the corner and think about your hypocrisy.

Rhys in ACOSF: 

“Rhys only looked bad in ACOSF because it was in Nesta’s POV." Rhys looked better in Nesta’s POV than in Cassian’s. He is the problem.

Nesta and responsibility

Nesta did not neglect Feyre. You cannot neglect something that is not your responsibility.

Nesta antis

Nesta antis who bash her and bring her up in any circumstance are weird as hell (especially in vids talking about how ACOSF helped someone’s mental health).

Valkyrie Hate: 

Hating on the Valkyries is weird. Emerie and Gwyn are LITERALLY the least problematic characters in the entire SJM universe. 

If you don’t like Gwyn because you ship Elriel, try respecting women for more than their potential partners. And then going and fucking urself :)

Amren Sucks: 

Amren sucks as a character.

That’s it. That’s the opinion.

If I hear ‘girl’ one more time, I’m burning the book.

Feyre and SA: 

Saying Feyre wasn’t sa’d because it saved her life is WEIRD.

sa is sa regardless of the circumstance. Are we forgetting that Rhys admitted in ACOMAF that he kissed her because he was jealous, and in ACOTAR when he said the only reason he didn’t take advantage of her was so Tamlin wouldn’t kill him?

Minimizing SA so you can love on an attractive man is problematic and gross. Please don’t talk to me if you do that because, EW BRO UR GROSS.

[nekropsii]

Atomic Ask Bomb 3!!

We got a shorter one this time around! I hope everyone's evening is going well!

Content Warning: Long-ish, Discussions of Ableism + Queerphobia, Weird Cronus Moment™.

Same. I'd read a fanventure about that, I think.

Like, I don't personally believe WV would be allergic to being a mentor or something of a father figure, but I do have to wonder the level to which he was wigged out by the way that Dave and Karkat treat him, because Dave in particular imprints on him in a way that is... Kind of strange.

The later portions of Homestuck really baby WV. It's upsetting.

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Easy. The actual things wrong with them.

A lot of the discourse surrounding them is fabricated, or has such poor priorities it might as well be fabricated. Most critical conversations about them surrounds things people just made up over the course of years of mythologizing their #Problematicness.

For Example: Most of the discourse surrounding why Horuss had problematic writing had to do with how he was "Bad Otherkin Representation", when the real issue was the fact that Hussie was conflating Being Otherkin with having a Dissociative Disorder, and in turn saying both of them are the exact same level of Fake And Gay for the exact same reason, because to Hussie they were the same thing. To this day, people get startled every time I point out that Horuss is canonically a System despite him bringing it up just as regularly as he does being Therian. Those are totally wack priorities.

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...That's scary... I don't even have words...

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LOL. The Lost Weeaboos was a Grade A bit. Thank you Aranea, very cool.

Honestly, I don't even count Cronus as a "facade character", because it's not like he's making any efforts to hide jack shit. It's been... Interesting, watching several people refer to "his facade" lately, when, like... What are they talking about, honestly? He's pretty bold-faced about his whole deal. This isn't really a Dave situation where you could be capable of falling for it when you're younger, because Cronus couldn't be doing a worse job at "hiding" how awful he is. He's not even trying, because he knows he can get away with it. What are the other Alphas gonna do? Leave?

Hope you're having a good time!! The Alpha Trolls may be a Trash Heap, but they are my Trash Heap.

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There comes a point where it's almost comedic how unaware people are of it... Like, what do you mean you know he's a Horse Therian but not that he's a System? He literally calls himself the Host of a System and talks about Switching. IN THOSE TERMS. He's not even obfuscating it by using some esoteric Troll terminology, he is LITERALLY using the words "Host", "System", and "Switching".

It's painful. I know this is a moment befitting of an XKCD comic, but... Jeez. You'd think these things would both be on the same level of common knowledge, considering how they're traits that are directly related to each other and given equal amounts of screen time, but nope!

Unfortunately, it is a situation where this is relevant. Sad!

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All characters will become AroSpec and/or ASpec with the help of my Beam Attack.

... Except for Cronus. It's just not funny when it's him. Due to The Themes. It's not fun to headcanon a character as any minority when a huge part of their character is that they pretend to be minorities for Pity Points to eventually cash in for Sex. Ew. Making him literally anything other than Just Cronus plays directly into so many vile Queer stereotypes it's insane. Those are stereotypes that have gotten people actually genuinely killed. Just... Ew. Gross.

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[emmyrosee]

here is a list of how i think the mha boys would react when you call them ugly bc they are and i love them sm

1.) midoriya. GOD how could he walk around like that? Like he’s some absolute ogre with his shiny hair and toned body which tank tops and sweats that c l i n g to his body shamelessly. You’ve never been so jealous of a pair of pants. He gets caught off guard when you call him names, but he’s quick to slip you a soft “I love you too” back.

2.) bakugou. straight up hideous. he walks into the room and you gag from his ugliness. the first time you call him ugly is as you’re showering him with an obnoxious amount of kisses first thing in the morning.

“God you’re so ugly. I love you so much.”

“Fucking pardon me?”

Even if he pretends he hates it, it’s because he’ll never admit how fast it makes his heart beat.

Ew.

3.) kirishima. STRAIGHT UP HORRID. he smiles so dopily when you call him names because that’s how he knows you’re obsessed with him, and he loves the way you kiss him between each mean thing you call him.

“Ugly.” Kiss. “Smelly.” Kiss. “Gross.” Kiss. “You make me gag.” Big kiss on the nose.

In your phone, he’s labeled more obscenities with a little heart emoji, and he couldn’t have asked for more ☹️

4.) kaminari. FUCK. Truly disgusting. Like look away. He’s so gross that you sometimes just have to bite him, or crawl under his shirt to be closer to him, because how dare he look like that in your presence, and how could he not expect you to try and live in his skin?

He’s so nasty, you’ve got to cling to his thick leg, be as close as possible to him because god, he’s just too yummy and how dare he?

5.) s-shin-shinsou 🤢🤢 straight vile. He’s so gross, you could kiss him all the time and he’ll just have to deal with the affection as punishment. He doesn’t even care, either, and he wakes up with his boxers low on his hips and hair tousled wildly, like who does he think he is?

You tell him how stupid he looks when he wears workout clothes because good GOD you have to lock him away. He ain’t walking out the house like that, like a whole man whore 🤨🤨

6.) sero. Need I say more? Homie looks like a whole snack, it’s so rude of him. The only downside to him is when you call him ugly or smelly or dumb, he’ll sometimes be like “yeah I know” and you’re like nO YOURE NOT SHUT UP-

He does it just to rile you up, because he knows you say it with love, and it just makes him even more ugly >:(

[starrclown]

I have 3 differing opinions on Hazbin Hotel scenes than what I used to and I didn't wanna make a individual post explaining it so let's go over these all together.

What were talking about:

Loser Baby

Angel's Sa + Sir Pentious

The Vees being evil.

Triggerwarning for Sa and Rape.

First let's get loser baby put of the way. I was kinda critical on that song cause it felt like Husk was telling Angel to get over being under Valentino and to indulge in his bad behaviors.

My opinion has changed. Honestly I don't think that's what the song was trying to say but I understand why me and other felt like it did. Angel's dialoge before that song makes much more sense before the song.

I like the song. It's catchy and sounds good. I like it alot more than what I used too. While I know what it's trying to say, I think it had akward execution.

Next is Angel's Sa.

I never really talked about Angel's SA because I'm not a SA survivor and my opinion shouldn't be used in this argument. The only time I remember critiquing Angel's SA ans hypersexuality is when he says "This body was made to be exploited!"

Yeah I still think this line was gross.

I remember people argued that Angel was using that line as humor to cope. Honestly that's really intresting and can work. Thing is that's it's not played as joke. Charlie says she wouldn't want to exploit Angel and then Angel says this line and then everyone looks uncomfortable.

Like this line can work as Angel joking to cope but the scene doesn't play it like that. Maybe we're supposed to laugh at it but 1. Objectively I don't think it was funny and 2. Shouldn't the characters have a reaction that's not uncomfort?

Like if someone brought it up in the show like Husk or Vaggie that it was a dark joke and ask Angel if he was okay then I believe it could work but the scene isn't like that.

If your a SA survivor feel free to way in cause this is my only opinion on Angel's SA and your opinion is more important than mine here.

Part 2 to this. Sir Pentious.

The scene where Sir Pentious gets dragged into a room to have sex against his will is gross. If you have an entire episode dedicated to supporting SA survivors why the fuck would you add a scene where Sir Pentious gets SA'd? You did this with Moxxie and it wasn't cute. That scene with gross and no one can change my mind. Ew.

Last one is gonna be longer. The Vees being evil.

I made a post a while ago saying that liking Velvette and Vox is completely fine because their better than Valentino. People in the comments argued that their all equally evil and I'm not superior for liking Velvette and Vox more.

This is something I don't exactly agree with. People in the comments were correct on some things. Velvette and Vox enable Valentino. They stick around with Valentino. Velvette made the date rape drug with Valentino. Velvette abuses her modles. Vox litteraly hypnoitises people. Are Velvette and Vox disgusting and vile? Yes. Are they as bad as Valentino? I say no. Ya know why? Their not rapists.

I think Vox and Velvette are disgusting people who are horrible for putting up with a rapist. They are evil. No arguing that. But Vox (not Velvette because she made the date rape drug) isn't on the level of Valentino because he's not a rapist. Valentino is.

If you think the Vees are equally evil then that's fine. My opinion is that Velvette and Vox are only a little better because again, they didn't rape anyone. Velvette is gross for making that date rape drug though.

Okay now that we got that out of the way let's talk about this tweet I saw on here (saw it on someone's blog) because it appuled me.

I'm aorry what? Valentino, the rapist, Velvette, the woman who abuses her models and helped Val make the date rape drug and, Vox, the man who is romantically involved with the rapist, are Karen, Gretchen, and Regina?

I'm sorry huh?

Those two groups are NO WHERE near each other. Regina, Gretchen, and Karen are mean high-school bullies. VALENTINO IS A RAPIST. Comparing Valentino to Karen, a airhead teenager who bullies people with her friends, is so weird to me.

Like why the Mean Girls? I know Viv is trying to make a comparison but I think it's weird as fuck.

"The Vees are just mean girls." No. No their not. Their disgusting demons rotting in hell.

This is on the same level as Valentinos voice actor saying Valentino is bubbles codded.

I just wanted to make this post cause while I am critical of Hazbin Hotel, I think I was wrong for some of my opinions and I'm willing to admit my mistakes.

If you have a differing opinion, be respectful in the comments to me and people who don't agree with you.

- ⭐️StarClown⭐️

[bubblegyu00]

zb1 as boyfriends 💋

a/n: thought i'd do one for jebe too 😋 YURA YURA BABY BABY also this is very rushed....

not proofread !

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• jiwoong

boyfriend jiwoong is so " yes love? honey. sweetheart. princess " he's so perfect wtf

this man would be randomly talking and say " i would die for you " and mean that shit from the bottom of his heart

i feel like he's very manly and mature but he can not drink an ounce of alcohol or he's wasted. but when he's drunk he's genuinely the cutest thing ever. will cling onto you and giggle like a little kid but you can't even be mad at him because you love him sm

SUCH a gentleman. i don't even need to elaborate on this.

he's so husband material like i would drop my whole life for him to put a ring on my finger

loves loves loves to spoil you on holidays

" i bought you a present! "

" it's the 4th of july jiwoong... and you're korean. "

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• hanbin

please do not even get me started with this man.

boyfriend!hanbin will literally revolve his whole world around you. if you think he adores that hamster plushie... take that times 1000 and that's his adoration for you

if he could take you on his tours he would. it literally tears him apart that he can't see you for that long of a period of time.

whenever he can't see you starts to literally hear your voice. he'll call you to get a flight to wherever he's at because he thinks he's delusional and needs to see you before he goes insane

will be your number one supporter at award shows, but when the camera pans to him he acts like he wasn't just screaming your fanchant

will do all of your chores for you even if you don't ask him to

" what're you doing? "

" sweeping "

" hanbin did you not just see me sweep the whole house? "

" well yeah but like- "

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• zhanghao

boyfriend!zhanghao is so RGRBRBRHRHRGRGRH

if anyone of your fans goes to a " your biggest fan " contest, they're all losing because zhanghao is winning immediately

honestly was your biggest fan before you two started dating. he made the biggest foul out of himself when he saw you

like the guy started stuttering, turning red, and sweating profusely. you thought it was cute so you just started teasing him more

he's still a little intimidated by you, but he doesn't stutter, turn red, or sweat profusely. ( unless you start making out, cus then he basically has a stroke )

zhanghao is definitely the second best kisser. idk why it's just something about him.... like his lips also just look so soft ( does it show that i dream about him all the time? )

the amount of stuff he knew about you before you started dating is basically stalker level but it's okay cus you're obsessed too.

you two are the most judgmental people i've ever seen oml. like someone will pass by and you'll look at eachother and give them the most vile look ever made. like if i slipped up in front of you two id probably cry

" ew wtf look it's her "

" omg wasn't she the friend that dumped that one guy for no reason "

" yup "

" gross "

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• matthew

boyfriend!matthew is so cute he makes me want to do a backflip into a pool of lava ( nichole wtf )

but anyways he's actually so perfect and sweet and perfect and also sweet with some perfect mixed in

wants to be in your arms 24/7, it literally kills him when he has to leave every morning for work. like he genuinely starts tweaking out

every time he goes to canada to visit his family, he takes you too because his mom and sister ADORE you sm. like whenever you're over his mom cooks a whole feast and will talk your ear off, but it's okay cus you love her

will be texting you with the stupidest smile on his face, it makes the members wanna gag. but he dosent notice cus he's to busy typing words to describe how much he misses you

the boys WILL NOT under any circumstances get too close to you or matthew will talk their ears off

" did you just touch her? "

" i passed her the remote?! "

" you know what gunwook i'm so sick and tired of- "

and then he rants for two hours.

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• taerae

boyfriend!taerae is soooo bestie boo, like he is literally your hype man

i also think that taerae is basically a mindreader... like you could be craving something and two seconds later there's taerae at the door with whatever it is you wanted. or if you wanted to call him, he'd call you right before you even turn on your phone to call him

quite literally spams your company's emails to let you do a dance challenge tiktok together. and when i say spam, i mean this man genuinely sent them 5000 slideshows as to why you should do the challenge together

absolutely can not go two sentences without bringing you up. the members could literally be talking about plants and he would make it have to do something with you

sometimes he'll wake up and wonder how in the world he pulled you. like he genuinely thinks he is the chosen one because he thinks your so 😍

he loves when you compliment his singing sm. he literally wants to cry every time you tell him how beautiful his voice is, because he only needs your validation, not anyone else's

he's so obsessed with your scent. like he buys your perfume in bulk, and sprays it on his sheets and pillows

" just bought a hundred bottles of your perfume. "

" yeah and now they're all sold out rae "

" that sucks cus im not sharing. "

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• ricky

boyfriend!ricky is claimed by me. no like i genuinely have him moved into my house and everything

he's the #1 kisser. like his make out game is STRONG omfg. he's literally just a natural wtf. like he doesn't even have a lot of experience, he's just so good at kissing it's wild

this man would probably try to buy you the world if you said you wanted it. but the thing about quanrui is that you could ask him for boba or something, and he'd buy you the whole franchise

whenever you're apart, he'll call you when you're about to go to sleep, and he won't even turn off the lights until he hears your soft snores

unpopular opinion—i believe that ricky is honestly really shy when it comes to you. like if you tell him that you love him, he'll get shy and clingy and while hide in the crook of your neck

his favorite thing in the world is when your laying in between his legs with your head on his chest. he'll play with your hair until you fall asleep

that's another thing about ricky; he feels guilty when he falls asleep first, because he hates the fact that you're lying awake basically alone

he's so delusional, he literally will lie in bed and plan out your wedding

" oh and your ring is gonna be soooo pretty baby "

" oh yeah? "

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• gyuvin

boyfriend!gyuvin oh god.... yes those are tears you see in my eyes 😰

gyuvin likes to mess around and tease his members, but when it comes to you he's the sweetest, softest thing you've ever met

he gets sososo shy when you compliment his on his appearance at all. no like he genuinely covers his face and gets all smiley

the members always make fun of him because whenever you're around, he turns into this giant clingy simp

he honestly is really good about communication. like he absolutely will not let you go to sleep angry

do not break up with him. if you break up with him i'm pretty sure he'd go genuinely insane. he'd also be one of those stalker exes.....

you haven't seen clingly until you've met kim gyuvin. he literally wants to be physically attached to you at all times

" no come back! "

" gyu we've been cuddling for like six hours straight?!"

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• gunwook

oh how i love boyfriend!gunwook....

gunwook is lowkey SUCH a gentleman. like if you two were on a date outside and it was sunny, he'd put a hand over your head to keep your eyes from hurting. or if your shoes were untied, he'd tie them without even thinking.

has you as his lockscreen and smiles every time he checks the time, or opens his phone ( it's a picture of you sleeping )

he buys you soooo many stuffed animals, but they're all teddy bears, and they're all named gunwook #1-#203. yeah... he really loves buying you plushies..

loves going to the arcade with you, cus he think you're so adorable when you're competitive/focused

you genuinely make him soooo happy and he smiles every time he looks at you. he could literally be having the worst day he's ever had, but the minute you walk in he has the biggest smile on his face

please compliment him or he'll cry. like your validation is a top priority, just like taerae. so if he's been working on his choreo extra and you notice, he's literally skipping around like a child

he definitely falls for your traps all the time

" do you think i look good today?? "

" yes of course baby "

" good not great? do you not even love me any more?! "

" WHAT?! "

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• yujin

boyfriend!yujin is soooo confusing.

i say this because you minute he's bullying you, and the next he's cuddled up with you on the couch watching a movie

i think that he loves and adores you so much it confuses him sometimes since you two a young, and he dosent know what to do with himself

he's not the best at expressing his feeling and you have to understand that. he sometimes feels really bad when he treats you cold, but he doesn't want to admit it

but when he's in a good mood, he treats you so well. like he honestly treats you like you're royal

he sometimes has to ask his hyungs for advice because he doesn't know how to be a boyfriend. but he really tries that's all that matters

but yet again, when he's in a good mood he's clingy and smiley and won't let you out of his grasp for more than two minutes

" where are you going? :( "

" yujin i have to go pee "

" do you REALLY have to pee? "

" uhm.... yes "

" are you sure? "

" yujin- "

[bugeyedfreaks]

Which headcanons about PPG characters you consider annoying and out of character?

Aside from the headcanon that the girls would ever even consider the eternally misogynist RRB as legitimate romantic partners? 😆 Hmm…

I mean, there are a couple of popular ones that I don’t necessarily gel with, and I’m not about to name specifics because it’s not like I’m out to target any specific one or anything (since that kind of thing gets misinterpreted as like a call to start bullying people, which is stupid but this is the Internet 🤷‍♀️) but there are a few that have popped up recently and some that’ve been around forever that I don’t hate nor love but still feel are OOC (usually pertaining to my faves lol). It’s not so much of a headcanon as it is a general fandom misinterpretation, but I cringe when I see people saying Mojo’s related to the girls (either as their dad or brother… I see this a lot from people who don’t like PPG/RRB and I’ve already gone over why Mojo lied about it/why the girls and the Prof teased him about it elsewhere on my blog). I also hate when people say stupid things like, “Hey, ever stop to think why the Professor was creating ~little girls~???” or “He must have added a ~special ingredient~ if the girls are related to him!” 🥴 Stuff like that makes me lose the will to live. The Professor is such a good guy and his character isn’t like that, and when I hear that kind of nasty stuff, I get so frustrated and defensive, because that’s not who he is. It’s like someone’s saying that about my dad, like, ew! No! You’re gross!

There’s some other stuff like some of the even grosser headcanons (just… don’t even use your imagination for those, there are just really vile ones out there) or the super grimdark ones (i.e. ultra gorey dark versions of Townsville where the usually still canon-aged girls 😬‼️ end up in really messed up situations…….. like, no) that I think a lot of other people would not vibe with… but I dunno, I feel like those are pretty much it. I’m probably forgetting one though. What’s cool about this show is that there are a lot of people who enjoy it in so many different ways, and that creative diversity is for the most part really neat and good and cool… but I wish some of those ways would just stay in people’s heads as literal headcanons. 🤣

[anthonysalazar]

rating the (canon) buffyverse ships based on how much i like them

angel + buffy (7/10) i think it's okay for what it is, but buffy clearly outgrows him in the end but omg that i will always remember you episode on ats is so tragic and made me appreciate them sm more

spike + buffy (9/10) OMG THE SCENE OF THEM IN SEASON 7 WHERE SPIKE SAYS HE LOVES HER NOT BECAUSE OF WHAT SHE DOES OR BECAUSE HE'S GETTING ANYTHING IN RETURN BUT BECAUSE OF WHO SHE IS AND WHAT SHE IS IS SO. i love them together omg.

riley + buffy (6/10) i don't like hate them? riley had sm potential as a character and as a boyfriend but good lord did they handle him badly. they could've made him a cute golden retriever boyfriend for buffy but instead they made him toxic masculinity TM. season 4 riley is enjoyable though, just once you get to season 5 he becomes annoying and pretty unbearable

willow + oz (8/10) SO CUTE!! i will always be mad that they wrote willow as a complete lesbian, as i know sexuality is fluid but her romance with both oz and tara read more as a bisexual woman rather than a lesbian. i wish oz had stayed on the show longer though as he was amazing, not just as willow's love interest. i love you forever oz

willow + tara (9/10)

i love them so so so so much my fav sapphic lovers. tara is my favorite buffyverse character besides buffy herself and seeing her character growth that came from willow's open support and friendship that blossomed into a romance was one of the greatest romance arcs on television i love them sm. willow's magic addiction is weird though in season 6 and weighs on their relationship a bit but in the end i love them

willow + kennedy (1/10) ew. i don't have to explain myself just ew.

willow + xander (1/10) no. no no no no no.

xander + cordelia (3/10) ew no, i will forever hate xander harris and pairing my girl cordy with him will forever make me mad AND THEN HE CHEATS ON HER???? vile.

xander + anya (6/10) i actually don't hate them sometimes, but it infuriated how often he undermined her when she was one of the most knowledgeable characters in the buffyverse on history with magic and etc. their little arc during once more with feeling made me like them a lot more though

spike + anya (5/10) i don't take it seriously as a ship but it was so funny when it did happen and i love it for that

cordelia + angel (8/10) SUCH A BETTER PAIRING FOR THESE CHARACTERS THEY SHOULD'VE BEEN THE ENDGAME!

giles + jenny (9/10) SO CUTE. THE TRAGEDY OMG I SOBBED SO HARD WHEN JENNY DIED I MISS YOU SM. the pining, the difference in technology vs physical information, etc. their dynamic was adorable and i'll always miss her sm

buffy + robin (4/10) very short lived and fizzled out so fast that it barely counts, i like robin alot though and wish he was given more to do as i found him interesting

drusilla + spike (7/10) i kinda love their devotion to each other even if it was extremely unhealthy, aesthetically also a very sexy ship and i love them for that

angel + darla (8/10) darla is one of the most underrated buffyverse characters and her arc in ats made her so so so fascinating that i am partially giving it such a high score because of my fascination with darla

fred + gunn (9/10) so cute!! i love them so much and it was so wholesome

fred + wesley (6/10) good amount of pining i guess? i don't have much to say about it but it was enjoyable enough

doyle + cordelia (7/10) so cute also!! i wish doyle had stayed around longer as i loved him lots

wesley + cordelia (3/10) ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. SHE WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL DUDE IDC SO GROSS

wesley + lilah (7/10) in terms of functionality, not the best, BUT in terms of my fascination, very very high up omg

harmony + spike (4/10) also kinda a crack ship but it was funny while it lasted, harm deserved better though

(i think i covered them all but if there's more i'll update this)

[zorosleftmantit101]

Luffys sick Shit Post

Characters: Luffy

A/N: I got hospitalised due to fucking FOOD POISONING, and it inspired me to right ✨whatever this shit is✨

C/W: food poisoning, gross, mentions of spew, just in general if you dont like sick stuff should probably pass on this.

Luffy had spent the entirety of the day scoffing all the food he could find at the local markets of the island the straw hats had docked on.

Seafoods, breads, meats, sweats you name it, if it was served he ate it.

Sadly for Luffy the place didn't have the best repuation for the 'freshness' of the food.

Rolling out of bed in the morning Luffy was greeted with a burning in his throat and he felt like utter shit, he had been stabbed, beaten and thrashed in the past but this had got to be the worst feeling in the entire world.

Making his way to the kitchen his stomach churned with something other than hunger a nasty gurgurling feeling like maltan lava looking for a way to escape.

stumbling into the kitchen Sanji looked up from the stove, smacking Zoros hand with the spatula for tring to grab the bacon before it was ready.

"Mornin Luffy breakfast is nearly ready" Sanji called, Luffy looked up with a frown the mention of food making the vile in his throat bubble "No i can't eat not hungry"

record scratch

Zoros jaw dropped to the floor.

Usopp dropped the plate he was holding.

Nami spilled the ink she was using.

utter shock and disbaleif painted the crews face, Luffy hardly noticed to busy trying to keep the feeling in his stomach down.

"I don't feel so good sanj-" "HRLARHHH" it almost seemed to happen in slow motion as Luffy emptied his guts onto the kitchen floor.

"ew Luffy" Zoro sighed,

"DON'T SAY EW HES SICK" Usopp exclaimed rushing to aid Luffy.

"WHAT THE FUCK LUFFY THE SINKS RIGHT THEIR" sanji yelled.

"maybe hes pregnant" Robin said causing Nami to spit out the tea she was drinking cackling loudly

"ROBIN THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR JOKES" Usopp yelled.

Franky ran into the room "WHATS ALL THE YELLING ABOU- WOOOO SHIT-"

slipping right through Luffys discarded dinner Frnky crashed through the wall into choppers office.

"FRANKY!" chopper screathed

walking into the room at the loud bang Brook looked at everybody and then at Luffy "now i feel like spewing... or i would.. if I had a stomach YOHO-" 'BANG!' frying pan to the skull Sanji sighed angrily.

This was going to be a long morning...

[necarion]

On MSG in Tea, or: @necarion​ experiments so you don’t have to

I am a strong advocate of putting small amounts of salt in tea. Like with everything else, salt brings out flavor in tea and gives it richness and depth, while cutting bitterness. If it tastes salty you have done something very wrong. But a pinch in a mug of tea complements milk and sugar well. (You should also salt mixed fruit alcoholic drinks).

I have also, in the past, experimented less successfully with MSG.

My first major disaster was attempting to fix a chocolate protein shake that wasn’t quite working. It needed to be a little richer to taste right (ultimate solution was a small bit of peanut butter), so I tried sprinkling in MSG. It didn’t taste richer, it tasted meatier. It was pretty gross, but it was dinner, so I ate it with some tortilla chips.

Tonight, @jadagul​ told me he remembered I’d tried it with tea. I hadn’t, but figured I might as well. 

I made a mug of fairly hearty decaf English breakfast, salted it reasonably, and split it into a few shot glasses. There was plain, sugar, and milk & sugar. To each, I added a small pinch of MSG. (Note, this was not precision, but more qualitative).

A couple of observations:

Ew. This was not good. I probably overshot, but the direction wasn’t great

It made the tea more savory, but that’s not a taste that enhances the tea.

It made the tea taste “heartier”, like it was closer to a Yorkshire gold than an English breakfast. Maybe a smaller quantity of MSG would have not overshot and made it taste more similar.

It tasted a bit like oversteeped tea, although not nearly as bitter from the tannins. So I tried adding a small amount of aromatic bitters.  And it tasted much more like oversteeped tea! (Although the bitters added other flavors that didn’t match).

The taste reminds me of the experiment where I tried pressure cooking tea. (If cold brew tastes different, then maybe very hot brew would too.) The MSG was not remotely as vile as that result. I couldn’t even smell it.

I don’t think this would be improved by choosing a non-black tea. Greens are too gentle, and I have enough experience with “fruity and MSG” to not try that with an herbal.

In short (a) yay I did science, and (b) MSG does not, in fact, belong in tea.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[sharonisthebettercarter]

EW

EWWWWW. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

don't mind me, just getting whiplash at homelander *actually* being fucking right about teddy stillwell being madelyn's fucking *accessory*.

given how easily he found out about neuman's supehood, guessing he can sniff out the v in people's veins like a bit of bloodhound--

... he would have known that madelyn had given teddy v.

he would have known that she was raising another *product*

he would have known from experience.

the amount of disgust i feel for this woman is fucking tangible. love the actress! love the villain and gross portrayal! DISGUSTING villain of epically deceitful and trashy classy proportions without a doubt. the more they reveal on her, the more perfectly it all fits in. from diabolical to gen v, she got hella good at honing her evil craft and hiding it behind a 'motherly' lens, but nah. she was just the biggest hunk a shit all along!

i actually think she's *WORSE* than vogelbaum in some ways. she may have not had the brain for science and experimenting she'da def done A LOT WORSE if she did fuck me ew goddammit MORE WHIPLASH but *AT LEAST* he had the decency to feel BAD about what he did--

leik BITCH i loathed you for how you treated starlight and told her to *keep quiet about her own rape so you could cover it up and continue covering for the deep* but you are just... you are truly somethin' else and somethin' vile.

gawd, i feel so much worse for teddy but jesus christ you know somethin's rotten when HOMELANDER ends up being right about this bullshit i--

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Solar Opposites in The Ultra Opposites Episode #1: “The Cosmic Blast” (for @avaveevo and @crazychanuwu77)

On a lovely sunset day, on the Solar Opposites ship, Terry Wearspreada started to goobler as he began to feel nervous as he fixes his bow on his tuxedo. Aisha appears and look concern over Terry.

AISHA: Hey now Terry. Relax, you’re just feeling anxious. I’m sure it was all worth it. You’ve been waiting for this moment for the right time. Don’t goobler yourself out. There is no way you’re getting cold feet on your wedding day!

Terry: takes a deep breath Okay, let’s do this.

Three minutes later, Korvo Solar, in a wedding dress, walks down the aisle where Terry is waiting for him. Terry’s replicant/daughter Jesse starts throwing flower petals to the floor while Korvo’s replicant/son Yumyulack and the family’s Pupa follows Korvo down the aisle. The three kids sat down as Korvo and Terry starts to hold hands as AISHA gets out her bible and starts the wedding.

AISHA: Do you Korvo Solar, take Terry as your beloved husband? To love him and take care of him in sickness and in health?

Korvo: lovingly I do.

AISHA: And Terry Wearspreada Opposites, do you promise to love Korvo, and take care of him in sickness and in health? For as long as you both shall live?

Terry: takes a deep breath, but then smiles at Korvo smiling at him lovingly I do.

AISHA: Now let’s hear those vows.

Terry and Korvo held each other’s hands as they look at each other lovingly and smile.

Terry: Korvo, I promise, from this day forward l won’t let anyone harm you and that I will always love you no matter what.

Korvo: And Terry, I promise from this day forward, I will never let anyone come in the way of our happiness together. And that I will always love no matter what.

Jesse: Aw.

Yumyulack: Eew.

Pupa: Flower petals.

AISHA: Then by the power invested in yours truly, I now promise you husband and husband. You may now kiss the groom.

Korvo and Terry smile at each other as Terry lift the bridle clothe up on Korvo’s face and the two Shlorpians kiss each other as tears stream down their eyes. Jesse cries ugly as mascara run down her eyes and Yumyulack grows disgusted by the kissing. The Pupa is also eating the flower petals. The two Shlorpians dance away as the song “Ordinary World” from Duran Duran plays in the background and the two share another kiss as the scene shifts into Three Months Later and the two husbands starting kissing the couch.

Terry: Korvy, have I ever tell you how much I love you?

Korvo: I know because you always tell me that everyday. You’re my sun, I’m your moon. You’re my Life-Terry. Nothing is going to change that.

Terry: Aw.

The two aliens kiss again, but this time in a French kiss. Their children however, are disgusted.

Yumyulack: Aw ew gross. We’re right here, y’know?

Jesse: Eww. Yucky.

Pupa: Ew.

Terry: Hey, no looking at your adults when making out.

Yumyulack: covering his eyes Don’t worry, got you guys covered.

Jesse: Yeah.

The Replicants then left for school as the Pupa fall down the stairs. Terry and Korvo kept kissing.

Korvo: So Terry?

Terry: Yes.

Korvo: Now that things have been peaceful since we landed on Earth, nothing bad has happened.

Terry: Yeah, and the best part is nothing is gonna kill us for a change.

Meanwhile, in a dark fortress, the evil Empress Ophelia got out a giant ray to summon an orb.

Ophelia: That’s right. That orb has contain so much energy. Enough for me to rule! gets out her phone and starts a livestream It is, the evil Empress Ophelia. Watch as I, the most vile ruler of all of that nation, use this laser to take this orb out of the sky! heads onto her machine and presses the button and it shoots laser to summon the orb That is right! Come to mama! And, wha/-

Suddenly, the machine stops working as the lights shut down and the whole room went black.

Empress Ophelia: gritting her teeth; awkward nervousness This. is. not. good.

Later, the orb starts hurdling towards Earth. The town panic and went into to safety as it heads towards the Solar Opposites’ neighborhood. Korvo was busy working on something as Terry is just doing his own lazy thing.

Korvo: Terry, can you hand me the screwdriver?

Terry: Huh? Oh sure.

Korvo can’t help but blush. Terry has been starting to be so self-efficient ever since Korvo started to grow accustomed on Earth. But then, the alarm starts going off as Korvo drops his things and rush over.

Korvo: What the fuck is going on here? AISHA!

AISHA: checks the coordinates Damn, some type of orb thingy is hurdling towards us. Quick, get the kids before-

The whole room shakes as Terry and Korvo collapses on the floor as they hid under the table for safety as loud crash was heard.

Korvo: What the fuck was that?!

Terry: I don’t know, let me go check it out.

Korvo: Terry, wait! It could be-

Meanwhile, the Replicants were walking home with Daryl after school ended.

Daryl: Damn, Principal Cooke sure gave us a big test. sighs C- What about you?

Jesse: B+ Yumyulack: A. But don’t worry honey, I’m sure you’re doing great. Just study hard okay.

Daryl: Of course. sees his house There’s my house. See you later babe.

Yumyulack and Daryl kiss then Daryl heads to his house as Yumyulack sighs lovingly. Suddenly, the Replicants sees smoke as they gasp.

Jesse: Holy shit, what the hell happened?!

Yumyulack: I don’t know! But, we’re gonna find out!

The Replicants rush over to their house in a hurry. Back at the house, Terry opens the slide door and gasp upon seeing the orb glowing.

Terry: What the fuck is that thing?

Terry approached the orb as he carefully place his fingertip on the orb. Suddenly, once Terry touched it, it spread red energy all over him as he screams in pain. The glowing stop he started to black out and reaches out to Korvo and the kids.

Terry: Korvo… I feel funny… falls unconscious

Korvo, Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa gasp and runs towards Terry as he lays on the floor unconscious while the orb kept glowing. Korvo runs to Terry in tears as he picks up his husband.

Korvo: crying Terry! Oh Terry, speak to me! Oh Terry. Don’t die. Please hang on. sobbing

Jesse: Oh no! Terry!

Pupa: Terry!

Jesse: notices a glowing orb Hey, what is that?!

Yumyulack: I don’t know! Must be some kind of orb. Let me check it out!

Yumyulack then approaches the orb with the stick and pokes at it. Until suddenly, a blast appears and it shocks the Solar Opposites as they scream. The Solars moan as they got up. Korvo kept holding to Terry as he kept crying.

Yumyulack: Damn, what the fuck was that?

Jesse: I don’t know, but is it strange that blast was sorta cool?

Korvo: sobbing No! Because it killed Terry!

Korvo kept crying over his husband in his arms, until suddenly Terry weakly opens his eyes and moans.

Terry: Ugh… Korvy? What the fuck happened?

Korvo: Terry?! Terry! hugs him You big fucking dummy! Don’t fucking scare me like that again!

Terry: I’m sorry Korvy. I promise I won’t do that again!

As Korvo and Terry prepare to kiss again around open arms, Korvo screams in pain as sizzling was heard.

Korvo: My arms! Terry, what the fuck?!

Terry: What?! I didn’t do anything, I-

Terry looks at his hands and suddenly, they developed a flames on his hands.

Terry: Holy shit! My hands are on fire!

Yumyulack: How?!

The Solar Opposites then looked at orb as it stops glowing and breaks apart into pieces as other blast particles fly away into the sky.

Yumyulack: Wait a minute, I think that orb must’ve given Terry fire powers!

Korvo: Aw man, the arms really burn.

Suddenly, Korvo breathes ice at it flies from his mouth and he gasp.

Korvo: What the?! I have ice powers?! No! No no no no! This can’t be happening!

Korvo starts breathing in and out as Terry gasp as he put comfort Korvo by the shoulder with his hands.

Terry: Hey hey hey hey hey! Honey, it’s okay.

Korvo: No it isn’t!

Yumyulack then starts hearing voices in his head as he began to hear what people say. He then gasp as he began to float as his eyes glow purple.

Jesse: Whoa! Yumyulack? You can fly?!

Yumyulack: eyes stops glowing What?! lost his ability to float Aaaaahhh!

Yumyulack falls on the ground as Jesse fails to catch him.

Jesse: Ooops. Sorry Yumbear.

Yumyulack: Oh my God! panicking I can read people’s mind! And I can float! Oh my God! What is happening to me?!

Jesse: Don’t worry Yumyulack, I’m sure-

Suddenly, electricity sparks shoot out of Jesse’s hand as she screams and the other Solar Opposites ducked. Jesse gasp.

Jesse: Oh no! I’m shooting dangerous energies out of my hands! What is happening to us guys?!

The Solar Opposites desperately head inside while the Pupa plays around outside. The family head to the lab as AISHA appears.

AISHA: Damn, what happened here?!

Korvo: AISHA, quick! Scan us! There has to be something wrong with us after Yumyulack touched that orb! What happened to us?!

AISHA quickly scans the Solars as it shows DNA particles and information on each of the Solar Opposites’ newfound powers

AISHA: Damn, looks like when you guys touched that orb, it must’ve given you super powered abilities based on fire, ice, telekinetic energy and electricity! You guys are like balls of energy with those new fucked yo abilities! Holy shit!

Korvo: What?! Oh my God. These powers must be very dangerous. AISHA, is there a cure?

AISHA: check on it but it turns to be permanent Oh shit.

Korvo: What? What is it?!

AISHA: These powers are new life sources now! It’s permanent! There is no cure!

The Solar Opposites gasp.

Solar Opposites: YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO STAY LIKE THIS?!

AISHA: I’m afraid so!

Terry: Yay!

Korvo, Yumyulack and Jesse: No!

An hour later, Korvo started gooblering over the Cosmic Blast as Yumyulack and Jesse panic over their powers. Terry comes over and gives Korvo a comfort hand on his husband’s right shoulder.

Korvo: How could this have happened to us?! We weren’t supposed to have this fucking abilities! Ugh! Fuck! We are so fucked!

Terry: Well, that’s not bad! At least we have amazing abilities.

Yumyulack: Terry! We can’t show these abilities to the humans! They’ll think we’re monsters! What is my boyfriend gonna say?!

Jesse: This electricity stuff is dangerous! The girls at school will think I am a freak!

Terry: Okay, maybe not for you guys!

Korvo: Are you serious right now, Terry?! We’re gonna be treated like outcast once more! Those powers are dangerous! We could seriously hurt someone! God damn it! I even can’t control my Super Shlorpian self with those fucked up ice powers, for christ’ sake!

Korvo gasp and covered his mouth as he realized what he just said. His family then froze into shock.

Terry: You’re… a what….?

Korvo’s face develops into fear as Yumyulack faints and Terry and Jesse looks in shock.

Korvo: I…I… runs off in crying

Jesse: Yumyulack, please wake up! shakes Yumyulack repeatedly back n forth

Terry: Korvo, wait!

Terry chase after Korvo as the latter runs into their room and slams the door.

Terry: Korvo! opens the door Korvy?

Terry looks around the room, only to see Korvo not there.

Terry: Korvo? Honey, where are you? Why didn’t you-

Suddenly, Terry looks up and gasp. What stood is no longer his sweet Korvo, but a muscular monstrous Shlorpian with a ripped apart robe, glowing aquamarine eyes, sharp teeth, human-sized bat wings, a black-ish blue body and aquamarine shaded parts on his horns and fingers.

Terry: K-Korvo?

Korvo roars in fury as Terry runs up and tries soothe him.

Terry: Hey hey hey. soothes Korvo’s face Shhh, it’s gonna be okay Korvy. I’m here. It’s your hubby, Terry.

Korvo stops snarling and finally calms down. Terry then looks at Korvo’s abs and grows infatuated by his husband’s Super Shlorpian form.

Terry: Damn honey, you look very sexy and handsome in that form.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: I’m not beautiful. sheds a few tears and weeps I’m a monster. You should just leave me Terry, you wouldn’t want to love a monster like me.

Terry: touches Korvo’s left hand Hey, that is not true. You are still beautiful to me. I will never leave you, you are still my Korvy and always will be. I don’t care about this monstrous form of yours. You will always be my husband.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh Terry.

Terry hugs Korvo as the latter shed a few tears and smiles at his beloved Terry. Terry then looks at Korvo’s wings and starts playing with them.

Terry: Hey, you do have these amazing wings! Look at them! Can you flap them?

Super Shlorpian Korvo: squeals in happiness Of course!

Korvo kept flapping his wings while laughing. Suddenly, Korvo began to shrink down as he turns back to his normal Shlorpian self and calms down.

Terry: There. There’s my husband.

Korvo: Oh Terry. You still love me? Even when I have a monstrous form?

Terry: Of course I will. I will never leave you. Ever.

Korvo smiles and the two alien husbands share a kiss. The Replicants and Pupa head into the room.

Jesse: Terry! Korvo! Are you okay?!

Yumyulack: What happened?!

Pupa: Korvo!

Korvo: Don’t worry kids, everything’s okay now.

Terry: Yep, all good here.

The two alien husbands head back to kissing but the Replicants grow disgusted and runs off. As do the Pupa. Meanwhile, at Ophelia’s foretress, the evil empress is tracking the orb on her crystal ball and gasp.

Ophelia: What the fuck is this?

The crystal then plays images of the Solar Opposites with their new powers. Ophelia growls in rage.

Ophelia: WHAT?! ALIENS?! WITH SUPER POWERS?! bang her fist Those should be my super powers! Well, no matter! I’m just gonna find a way to get them! I must track those disgusting creatures down!

Ophelia uses the coordinates to Earth as she grins evilly. Back with the Solar Opposites, Korvo was busy clearing the fire with his fire axe.

Korvo: Damn, what a mess this orb made. Well, at least no one got hurt.

Yumyulack: Korvo, we’re scared. Is someone gonna come after us?

Jesse: Yeah, what if someone hunt us down? For these dangerous powers?

Korvo looks at his children with a worried, but concern look on his face.

Korvo: Don’t worry kids, I’m sure no one is gonna kill us, we just need to keep those powers hidden from everyone.

Yumyulack: Yeah, including Daryl.

Jesse: Aw geez, I hope no one figures out about the orb. It really spread across the skies. Who’s gonna find them?

Korvo: I don’t know, but I hope it is people worthy chosen for this.

Suddenly, an attack is heard. People screaming were heard as emergency sirens howl and explosions ignite.

Terry: Huh?

Terry looks outside and see the town getting attack by a bunch of weird looking soldiers.

Terry: Holy shit. What is happening?! sees people getting hurt and/or killed Oh my God! Those bastards are hurting people!

Terry looks down as he looks at his hands. He growls as his closes and eyes and made his decisions. Before he left, he turns to Korvo, who is still cleaning.

Terry: Korvo, I’m going out!

Korvo: offscreen Okay, please bring back more cereal for the Replicants!

Yumyulack and Jesse: offscreen Yay!

In a rush, Terry rushes to the city in a fast pace and sees three citizens in trouble.

Terry: Holy shit uh, sees a water hose Ah-ha! turns to Principal Cooke You there! Turn on that hose!

Principal Cooke: Huh? On it!

Principal Cooke turns on the hose as it splashed on the guards as they screech and retreat. Terry then sees three civilians getting endangered.

Terry: Oh fuck!

Suddenly, the fire has turned into fireballs as Terry throws it at the guards.

Terry: Oh hell yeah! This is a sweet new upgrade

Terry uses his fire powers and creates some more fireballs to fire at the guards. The fireballs burned the guards as they retreat. Terry, in fast motion, gets the citizens to safety. Terry then disappears after the costumes got to safety.

Citizen #1: Who was that?

Citizen #2: I don’t fucking know.

Principal Cooke: Whoever he was, he saved us.

Citizen #3: He’s like a hero!

The town cheered in victory as Ophelia looks down and growls. Terry comes home and sees Korvo walking anxiously. He then turns to see Terry moaning and runs up to hug his sweetheart.

Korvo: Thank God. Where have you been?

Terry: I uh-

Korvo: Okay that is it! I knew you were using your powers!

Terry: Uh?

Korvo: Terald! You can’t let people know about your fire powers! It’s a big risk!

Terry: nervously Heh heh! Well, at least I manage to save three people on a building.

Korvo: What?! Terry! That was dangerous! Did anybody see you?!

Terry: N-no, but come on honey! You know this our big chance! I finally found strength in me! This is my chance-

Korvo: I know, but right now, our lives will be at risk! We have a life now Terry! With our kids! Our home! Do you really want to risk it?

Terry: But, what if an evil villain appears and hurts-

Korvo grabs Terry’s hand and sighs.

Korvo: Terry, I know you want to prove yourself but, right now, I don’t want the Shlorpian that I love to get hurt. Right now, is not the right time. We need to wait Terry, until each of us are ready to have our moment to rise.

Terry: sighs I’m sorry honey. I never meant to make you worry about me. Okay, I’ll wait.

Korvo: You promise?

Terry: smiling I promise.

Korvo kisses Terry on the cheek as he head back to his and Terry’s room.

Korvo: Terry, when the right time comes, please be prepared for it. But don’t let it cost everything that you love, especially our kids. ‘Cause, I know that my husband will do what’s right.

Terry smile meekly as Korvo heads inside their room. He looks down and sighs as he makes a tiny flame with his hands. It shows a flashback of him and Korvo looking at the sunset.

Terry: The sunset sure is beautiful.

Korvo: Yes. It really is. Should we get out of here or-

Terry: grabs Korvo’s hand Wait?!

Korvo: Terry? What is it?!

Terry: takes a deep breath and kneels down Korvo, I know things have been unconventional lately. I know we didn’t choose each other but after making our life on Earth, I’m glad I would do this with you. You’re my best friend, slash life-Korvo, slash work-husband-in crime. You’re my Korvy and I love you more than anything. More than t-shirts, more than earth, more than anything in the whole world.

Korvo: tears of joy Oh Terry, wait? What are you trying to say?

Terry gets out a box and opens it where it shows a ring inside of it. Korvo gasp in joy as tears continue to stream out of his eyes.

Terry: Korvo, will you marry me?

Korvo: crying Yes! A billion times yes!

Korvo hugs Terry as the two began crying in joy as Terry put the ring on Korvo’s ring finger and the two share a kiss. The flashback ends as Terry starts crying silently. He knew he has to keep Korvo’s promise. But then… back at Ophelia’s fortress,

Ophelia: Those fools! How dare they worship that pathetic Shlorpian?! Grr! I know how I can get those powers! And is by taking away what’s important to him. laughs evilly as she stares at a picture of the Solar Opposites family hugging each other

Later that night, the Solar Opposites were fast asleep. But then, a shadow peeks through the Replicants’ bedroom. Two hands appear as they muffle the Replicants’ mouth so no one can hear them screaming.

Yumyulack: muffling Help! What the fuck is happening?!

Jesse: muffling Terry! Korvo! Help!

Later at the fortress, Ophelia smiles at the Replicants as they struggle to break free from their cages.

Jesse: Let us go you monster!

Ophelia: Never! Not until your dads get here!

Yumyulack: You bitch! Who even are you?!

Ophelia: I am Ophelia! The space empress of all of the galaxies! And I come here to rule Earth! But first, all I need is to find the remains of the Earth!

Ophelia laughs manically. Back in the Opposites’ house, Terry hears Yumyulack and Jesse screaming for help as he gets up from his bed.

Terry: gasp;whispering Kids?

Terry sees the Replicants in the cages Ophelia is keeping them prisoner as she laughs evilly. “Courage in Me” from Lou plays in the background as Terry then looks at Korvo and then back to Ophelia. As Terry turns his head back and forth in a dilemma, he then recalls what Korvo said to him earlier during their argument.

Korvo: voiceover Terry, when the right time comes, please be prepared for it. But don’t let it cost you everything that you love, especially our kids. ‘Cause, I know that my husband will do what’s right.

Terry then close his eyes and opens them back up with courage in his eyes. Terry made a noble choice, go save his kids and stop Ophelia from hurting anyone and destroying the town. Before Terry leaves, he looks back at Korvo and makes sure he didn’t wake him. He kiss Korvo on the forehead and jumps out the window. Terry made it to the building as he jumps up and gives a death glare at Ophelia.

Terry: offscreen Ophelia!

Ophelia: Hmm? turns to see Terry

Terry: Let go of my children you bitch!

Yumyulack and Jesse: Terry!

Ophelia: These are your kids? Ha, pathetic!

Terry: growls as he feels a glow coming from his chest

Ophelia: Who are you anyway?

Terry’s eyes glow red as he began to feel something sparking inside of him.

Terry: My name… IS TERRY!

Terry begins to glow as the light surrounds him transforming him into a newer version of himself.

Terry’s Transformation Sequence:

Terry has received a new fire theme suit as he creates flames from his hands and gets ready to fight Ophelia.

Yumyulack: Whoa! Is that new look?

Jesse: Terry! You look amazing!

Korvo is awaken by the sound and gasp upon seeing Terry transformed.

Korvo: What the fuck? Is that-

Korvo however believes this is a dream.

Korvo: sighs Nevermind, I must be dreaming. I’m going back to bed.

Korvo heads back to sleep. Back with Terry, he stares angrily at Ophelia. Terry throws fireballs at Ophelia as she ducks.

Ophelia: You bastard! shoots emerald darts

Terry/Solar Flare: Damn, that lady has anger issues.

Terry manage to hide, but then looks at his reflection as he gasp in shock. He looks at his costume.

Terry/Solar Flare: Damn. Swanky duds. lifts up a part of his super suit These powers must’ve made something amazing. I didn’t know I could do that. Looks it’s a job for…. SOLAR FLARE!

Terry made a superhero pose. He then sees his children and rushes over to free them as he uses his fire pwoers to melt the bars.

Jesse: Terry, you've got to get away from here.

Terry: No, I won't leave you two. You’re my kids!

A comes between the ground near the cages as a Ophelia flies up, laughing manically. Jesse and Yumyulack clutch each other, looking up to see Ophelia floating towards them.

Ophelia: You pitiful, insignificant, fools!

Yumyulack: (pointing) Oh shut! Look out!

The Replicants ran to safety in a panic as Terry gets ready to fight again

Yumyulack: Ter- I mean Solar Flare! Keep her busy!

Terry/Solar Flare: Oh, I’ll fucking keep her busy!

Ophelia: Now I am the ruler of all the galaxies! The people will obey my every whim!

Ophelia raises the her hands and swirls diamond with it, creating a storm with lightning. A wave sweeps Solar Flare away.

Jesse: Terry!

Ophelia: You fuck-up aliens and those pathetic humans bow to my fucking power!

She swirls the spears towards Solar Flare, creating a wave attack. The spinning funnel reaches the floor. Yumyulack and Jesse dodges the wreckage as they scream.

Gliding, Terry grabs onto a rope and hoists the Replicants up the side without it getting burn and onto the deck as they scream. At the edge, Yumyulack and Jesse clings to a rock. Ophelia destroys the rock and Yumyulack and Jesse falls to safety. Ophelia shoots lightning at them from up above. On top of the tower, Solar Flare stares at Ophelia courageously and gets ready for his new fire attack towards Ophelia.

Ophelia: laughing wickedly So much for your so called Papa Wolf!

As Ophelia is about to bring her trident down on the Replicants, Solar Flare fires his attack at the villainess as Ophelia starts screaming in pain. Her eyes flash as she collapse and growls angrily with her eyes glowing.

Terry/Solar Flare: That’s what you get you fucking bitch! Nobody harms my kids!

Jesse: Yay! Terry saved us!

Yumyulack: Thank goodness! You saved us!

Ophelia: This isn’t over! You’ll pay for this Solar Flare!

Terry/Solar Flare: Shove those words up your ass! Bitch!

Solar Flare flies the kids back to their home as Ophelia growls in fury. That morning, as the sun began to rise, Terry puts the tired Replicants to bed as they slept peacefully. He then sneak back into his room, before transforming back into his normal alien self. Korvo wakes up and gasp.

Terry: Hey honey, what happened?

Korvo: Oh. Terry. It’s just you. I just had the weirdest dream. You were a- and a- sighs That was really weird.

Terry: lying Yeah. Definitely.

Korvo: sighs I’m just glad you stick to your promise honey. I’m just glad my husband is here.

Terry: So, what do you wanna now?

Korvo: seducing I know what I wanna do.

Terry: Oh baby, yes please.

Terry and Korvo took off their pajamas as they started to have sex. But now, a newspaper appears on the neighborhood with Solar Flare on it, with the headline, Who is Solar Flare?! For a new breed of hero has arrived, THE MIGHTY SOLARS!

THE END

[9leaguesofmirrors]

Ross Gaines x Joseph Lisgoe Things

AKA: Gainsgoe headcanons that have me in a chokehold

When they realise they like the other person, them being less disturbed by the fact they're into guys and more disgusted by the fact they're feeling things that aren't negative

Them showing their affection by bullying each other. I don't mean the playful teasing that normal couples do, Lisgoe will insult Ross, who will retort back with a snide remark, to which Lisgoe will respond to with a threat and so on - nobody else is allowed to do it though, they're protective of each other

Them having frequent back-and-forths/"snark-swapping", but rarely actually arguing because they aren't fussed with typical Relationship Problems™️: work getting in the way? They're both dedicated to their jobs. Future plans? They both think marriage is a waste of time and money and GOD knows they hate children. Insecurities? With Ross and Lisgoe? Now THAT'S a laugh!

But also... both of them lowkey feeling constant pressure to constantly be the best in their field and always feeling the need to compete with others, and slowly, subconciously, learning how to be OK with having off moment

This doesn't stop them from being absolute terrors to the inhabitants of Royston Vasey

Lisgoe secretly having a thing for Ross' eyes and REFUSING to admit that he likes how piercing they are because that's gross and pathetic

Ross liking how angular Lisgoe's features are

Occasionally, he'll absentmindedly run his hands along Lisgoe's collarbones and hips and/or touch his jawline while they're talking - Lisgoe teases him for it, but never pushes him away

"You're doing it again, you handsy bastard"

"I don't hear you complaining"

Ross appreciating Lisgoe's up-front attitude and Lisgoe liking that Ross offers solutions to problems

Lisgoe secretly being the reason Ross stops ranting about how "disgustingly trashy" tattoos are because he keeps seeing them on Lisgoe's torso and arms on the rare occasions that they're exposed and damn it, they suit him

Ross being the only person to call him "Joseph"

Lisgoe being banned from the kitchen because he can't cook (he sets fire to pasta because he doesn't add water, that's how bad he is), and him being stubborn and trying to anyway because he's a grown man, damn it!

"Ross, I said I'm cooking tonight"

"And I said, if I'm going to die, I'm doing it on my own accord. Not by a housefire and DEFINITELY not from your attempt at risotto"

Their physical affection (with the exception of that side of things) being minimal and private because ew, PDA and ew, sap

It usually involves hands (don't be dirty!); a hand on the back, on the shoulder, Lisgoe using Ross' shoulder as an armrest because he's a habitual leaner

On a few occasions, because kissing is NOT what he does (other than... mhm), Lisgoe has a tendancy to kiss the corner of Ross' mouth

And Ross Gaines feels NOTHING about this! He's so NORMAL about it! It totally doesn't take him a moment to steady his breathing because he's SO UNAFFECTED, HE'S ROSS GAINES FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Lisgoe trying to find ways to make Ross swear (which is a rare occurance as it is); sometimes it's because he finds it funny, other times because it's very attractive - it depends on the situation

"I don't understand why someone people don't possess any basic understanding on how to act like normal people. They're vile"

"They're worse than that, surely"

"... I'm not doing it"

"Come on, you're itching to say it. Call them an asshole, or a twat, just let it-"

"They're a bunch of wankers. Happy?"

"Very"

Them being an absolute power duo

Ross is the brains, obviously. He's logical, quick-witted and is able to work his way out of any puzzle - what he lacks in strength, he makes up for in knowledge and application

"I appreciate the effort you put into your story, but I know for a fact that it doesn't add up. And I think you do too, am I correct?"

Many people assume Lisgoe is the "muscle" (in spirit, we all know he's tall and lanky), and that isn't wrong. But, due to the nature of his work (and the fact that he's a tyrannical bastard), he's VERY good at reading body language and facial expressions. The slightest nervous twitch or smug smirk, he'll catch on no matter how small it is

"You're scared. Why? Because you know you're fucked? Or is it because you know I'm about to dash your brains into the fucking pavement?"

Both of them getting jealous when the other gets flirted with; Ross has silent rage, while Lisgoe drags the person away and sorts them out himself

Them being the most feared couple in Royston Vasey

Them REVELLING in their reputation

[sevenmerrymagpies]

Chapter 1 - Steve's No Good, Terrible, Kinda Perfect Senior Year

Summary:

Steve pivoted back to his original demand. “You can’t tell anyone.” Munson scoffed. “I mean it. You cannot tell anyone about this.” “What’s in it for me, if I don’t?” Eddie said as he stood up to his full height from leaning over the table and crossed his arms. +++ In a last-ditch attempt to live and create a new leader for their hive mind, the vines in the tunnel released a (probably) toxic goop right into Steve’s face. Getting powers from the Upside Down was the cherry on the shit sundae Steve had been served since Halloween. All he wanted to do was graduate in peace, left alone to lick his wounds and mourn the loss of his relationship with Nancy and the loss of his popularity in private. It turns out the Spring of ‘85 might be when he finally finds a family, real friends, and a very unexpected romance.

As Steve looked down into the tunnels he really hoped the masks helped against the stuff floating in the air. At all. And that the kids kept them up the whole time. After he jumped down into the tunnels and helped the rest of the kids do the same, he let his game-day instincts overcome his nerves. It helped him to focus on keeping the kids safe and letting them do their firebug thing. Even sporting the aches and pains from first the junkyard and then his fight with Billy his body knew how to keep going. He knew how to feel like crap with the first cold of the year and still win his swim meet. He knew how to captain a basketball team with a hangover. His body knew how to do this, so he let it. Better than double-thinking everything and failing to act when Mike was trapped by the vines or the demodogs were chasing them. Better to get everyone out of the tunnels and back safe, firmly in Hawkins.

After all the kids were safe, after he got out of the tunnels, after the lights on the Camero flared to life and Mike declared the evening won, he flopped on the ground and groaned, feeling overwhelmed after ignoring them for the last half hour, all his aches and pains from the night flared as one. He’d had way too much good luck this time out and not enough skill. Not nearly enough of him actually fending off or defeating the monsters with his muscles and his bat. Nothing he’d done had been fully in his control and he suppressed a full-body shudder thinking how easily it could have gone wrong. Or maybe that full-body shudder was from the head trauma. You can only suppress the effects of a concussion for so long before it rears up again, so when the urge to vomit finally got too strong, he crawled down near the caved-in sinkhole they’d used as an entrance to the tunnels and vomited.

It seemed like just desserts to give the Upside Down a little bit of a last fuck you. Expect, of course, his good luck that night finally ran out because one of the vines near the edge of the tunnel seemed to break away, or swing his way for some reason. Steve didn’t know what was happening, or why, he only saw it out of the corner of his eye too late to move as he heaved the last bits of bile from his stomach. The vine curved towards him and squirted something out onto his face.

Right in his open mouth.

“Ew, gross.” He said sitting back from the edge of the sinkhole. It was all over his face, in his mouth, and his hair. He tried to spit it out but he knew he swallowed some of it too. This shit was vile. “Anyone got a napkin or a towel.”

“Of course, we don’t dipshit,” Mike said.

“Thanks, Mike, you’re help is always so stellar.” Steve spit out more of the goo.

Dustin started screaming at the same time, “Oh, my god, get it off you. Who knows what that is.”

“Yes, Dustin, which is why I’m asking you guys to look in the car for something to help wipe it off,” Steve tried to get some of it off his face but instead he smeared it over more of himself. He shook his hands sharply once and fat globs of the stuff flopped onto the ground at his feet.

The kids finally realized leaving Steve covered in unknown Upside Down goo wasn’t the healthiest option, for him or anyone, and frantically searched the car while Max dug through Dustin’s backpack and found some old McDonald’s napkins in the bottom. She handed them over before the rest of the boys even noticed. “Thanks, Red.”

He wiped as much of the goo off as he could and figured he’d get the rest in the shower. He also figured he probably had to tell an actual adult he needed to be decontaminated somehow. Steve didn’t know what that would entail but as long as it didn’t mean he missed too much school, he didn’t care. Too many absences this quarter meant he might get kicked from the basketball team next quarter and that wasn’t something he could stand to give up this year. Not after Halloween. Not after Nancy and Billy.

He tossed the napkins on the ground and then Dustin screamed at him, “No, we can’t get rid of those, they’re samples of whatever that was.” He prodded the napkins with his toe. In a quieter voice, he said, “But maybe you should touch them because you’ve already got exposed to it.”

“You’re gonna make me carry those napkins around with us?” Steve asked, incredulous that this boy was somehow both so smart and such an absolute shit stain. The kid nodded and Steve crumbled, the energy to fight Dustin gone a long time ago. “Fine!” Steve said and threw his hands up in the air. He pocketed the napkins in his jean pocket since the jeans weren’t his favorite and they were probably going in the trash at this point. Despite the goo, Steve was still hoping his jacket was salvageable with a thorough spot cleaning followed by a deluxe dry cleaning.

“I’ll drive us back,” Max said with a chipper, eager voice.

“No way, toss me the keys,” Steve said.

“But you’ve got a concussion,” Lucas said. “You can’t drive.”

“Even with my face caved in I can drive better than any of you. So I’m driving back.”

Steve had to concentrate on driving with enough intensity it made him feel like he had his learner’s permit again. At least his eyesight had cleared and the nausea had receded by the time he got behind the wheel.

They were the first group back and found Billy stumbling outside, barely awake as they arrived. Steve left the keys in the car and kept the kids away from Billy, giving him a wide circle. The asshole ignored them and all but crawled to his car before driving away. He’d have to deal with Billy at school, which was going to be really fucking annoying, but that was a future Steve problem.

He collapsed on the couch in the living room and announced. “I’m going to sleep, wake me up when there’s like actual adults here to talk to.”

The last thing he heard was Dusting announcing loudly he shouldn’t go to sleep and declaring it bad for concussions before he passed all the way out.

Read the rest of the chapter on AO3

[menalez]

i hate being at the "edge" or radblr, if that makes sense. transphobicgk/transgenocidegk/(whatever the fuck he goes by now)gk follows me EVERY TIME he remakes because of 2 certain bloggers (don't wanna name names).

they aren't really rad or trad but they are very edgy women and transphobic so they'll reblog my feminist content to "pwn the tims" or w/e and attract these rightwingers to my blog. it sucks because i've actually even appeared on one of your rightblr orbiter blocklists a while ago when i was never rightblr

and these fuckers are in that loop of being deleted every week so even when i block them they don't notice and they come back. they don't even LIKE me (on account of being a bisexual gnc feminist) but they follow me anyway? out of habit?

i don't want to give up my blog name ive had for years but if i search it all it says is from right wingers is "ew lol *blog* is a gross hairy feminist degenerate", radfems say "uhmm gyns look out *blog* is a rightblr orbiter", and tras are like "*blog* is an evil nazi terf, block and stay safe!"

u should just repeatedly instablock these ppl or dm them and be like leave me alone or say sth publicly against those right wing losers. it sounds really frustrating being associated w them when u dont even like them honestly. also i hate that gk guy too, his stuff is vile and anyone who is just "edgy" and thinks that qualifies as simply edgy is also vile in my eyes

[gunkbaby]

Vent : tw body dysmorphia bs

I need to wear my glasses bc im blind but i put them on today and had a panic attack so i didnt wear them and now everything hurts. I cant look at myself anyway normally without feeling sick. This makes things so much worse i literally just broke down crying. I hate them so much why cant i just have a normal face why do i have to look like a monster

im genuinely considering blinding myself so i dont have to look at myself anymore. how can one person look so fucking vile? like ew ew ew!!!!

My dad says its only for a bit bc im getting contacts maybe soon but i actually cant wear them. theyre so gross. ive always had glasses and they’ve completely ruined my self confidence I have very severe body dysmorphia. I dont know what i look like, i just know that i feel extremely repulsed by every part of my physical appearance. Glasses ruin everything. I cant do makeup because if i feel even the tiniest bit proud of myself, they ruin it.

I hate it. Genuinely disgusting. I hate myself. And if one more person tells me that I’ll get used to it i will go mad. i cant live with those things anymore. i might actually blind myself. i think i can work out how. if my dad keeps saying ill get used to it or they look fine to him then i will honestly do that and he knows it.

sorry for venting but i feel like i need to express how truly sickening i am. i look disgusting. Going outside is embarrassing i should just stay at home so no one has to look at me. i honestly think if i set myself on fire the end result wouldn’t be anything compared to what i look like. Ew