#he is so boyfriend unfortunately
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toying with me
mark (smut)
tags: vibrators, praise, mark is a soft dom, this is literally just pure filth
“…ah- Ah!”
Your boyfriend smirked as he held the buzzing toy gently against your swollen clit.
“That feel nice?” he murmured, gently rolling the tiny bullet in slow circles.
You could barely respond as more desperate whimpers and moans fell from your lips.
Mark had made the suggestion to add some new toys to the bedroom only a few days ago, and you were a more than willing participant in his experimental techniques. It began with a few bullets, a rose, and some rabbits, each silicone companion more thrilling than the last. Every fluttering, sucking, vibrating sensation had you melting at his touch. You weren’t sure how much more you could take. But, if the look in his eyes was any indication, you knew you were in for a long night.
“That’s my good girl,” Mark gazed down at you with lidded eyes, smiling and drinking you in.
“Mmm— Mark!” you cried, arching your back into his touch. Your clit was buzzing with warmth, each new angle sending jolts through to your thighs. Mark’s free hand held your hips in place, not allowing you to shy away from the pleasure.
“You like that, sweet girl? You’re dripping for me,” your boyfriend cooed, pressing open-mouthed kisses against your throat.
You nodded and shifted your hips, writhing in pleasure.
“Mark, please,” you mumbled, “please let me—ah!”
Suddenly, the fluttering sensations intensified as Mark’s nimble fingers covertly adjusted the setting, effectively knocking the air out of your lungs.
“What was that, baby? Use your words.”
You bit your lip as your fingers gripped desperately at your boyfriend’s strong shoulders.
“Mark, p-please let me come…” you whimpered, clinging to his arm to hold him in place while you rutted against the toy.
Mark laughed softly at your shameless display. God, he was so in love with you.
He held out for another few moments, gently teasing you and making you chase the pleasure like a moving target. He loved seeing you worked up and frustrated because of his actions. After a few more minutes of sweet torture, he gave in to your pleas.
“Okay, pretty girl. Come for me, sweetheart.”
Mark clicked up the intensity one final time, the new wave of deep vibrations finally pushing you over the edge.
Your breaths became heavy as you rode out your high against the small but mighty toy, twitching at the slight overstimulation of his fingers. Mark’s eyes were locked on your afterglow expression, flushed cheeks and heaving chest. You collapsed against your pillow, thoroughly spent and sensitive.
Mark smiled softly at you.
“You liked that, huh?” he asked, endeared, as he carefully placed a kiss to your forehead and traced his thumb across your cheek. You smiled.
“What do you think, Mark?” you giggled, immediately pulling him close.
Mark nuzzled into your neck and placed soft kisses along your jaw.
“Let me know when you’re ready for round two, baby girl. There’s more where that came from.”
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#he is so boyfriend unfortunately#mark lee#mark nct#nct smut#nct dream drabbles#nct dream smut#nct mark fluff#nct mark smut#mark lee smut#nct dream#nct imagines
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also while i'm giving controversial opinions. keen is a fucking LOSER.
#i get it he's also a victim lilly was a bitch to him bison and fadel were mean and ostracized him hes fucked up i get it i really truly do#but unfortunately i think he'd be a loser even if all of that stuff didn't happen tbh. so !#like ive thought it for a while but i wasn't gonna say it bc i know he has shooters out here#but seeing how fucking pathetic he was when fadel and style were threatening his boyfriend?#not even in a fun sniveling/crying/panicking way but he's just. limp. limp man with a limp personality. dry white bread ass man.#like for him being a fucking loser is genetic i fear
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i have become unreasonably fixated on the raven queen potentially being a champion of the god of death a Very Long Time Ago, so utterly devoted to them that she was willing to help them die, and the hypothetical future of that particular domain becoming a title of succession should the primary exandrian pantheon bite the dust
#critical role#cr3#cr spoilers#i'm just thinking about vax and the raven queen being so fundamentally altered by their positions#and even if vax is free from the orb he is no longer himself#he is her champion now and forevermore#even if she is no longer there#ugh can you imagine keyleth yearning for her not-dead boyfriend the god of death#and the god of death yearning for his long-lived girlfriend#this premise unfortunately rests on the pantheon either fleeing exandria or being consumed#the raven queen#vax'ildan
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imagine what the xmen would be like if charles and erik were human
i’m imagining more movie version of xmen with this
if we look at first class moira did originally reach out to charles because he’s a genetics professor and not a mutant
when charles was doing his presentation at the CIA they were not convinced until he and raven showed their mutations
honestly don’t know how raven managed to tag along maybe charles convinced everyone she could come
but like without his telepathy he probably gets rejected and he likely leaves with raven
now erik was only taken in by shaw because he bended the gate so we just got to hope he survived the ‘average’ camp experience
although nothing about the holocaust is average
it could be likely he still becomes a n*zi hunter just without the advantages of his mutation
or he just tries to live his life after that insanely traumatic experience
who knows but basically its unlikely these two will ever meet unless we pull out a romance movie type meet cute thing
now onto the actual xmen starting with the first class mutants they’d likely still live their average lives in hiding (and alex in solitary confinement)
jean would likely be going through foster systems until she’s old enough to live on her own or she gets adopted but without the shields charles put in place her powers would likely take over her and she might end up causing a lot of harm to a lot of people
storm would either been in cairo still or somewhere else but if we’re focusing on the movie timelines, her power would be very minimal
she would likely grow up living on a thief’s wage until she finds something else to do with her life (i wouldn’t know what honestly)
scott would be walking around blindfolded 24/7 as he didn’t have hank to make his glasses for him. if alex continued to stay in solitary confinement he probably had no one to feel connected with
logan would still be fitting into his ‘wild animal’ thing and just moving around bar to bar trying to find something worth doing in his life
rogue would likely of died in the van explosion
a lot of the mutant kids living in the x-mansion wouldn’t have a place to call home and the majority of them would be living on the streets getting persecuted
there would be no brotherhood OR xmen to stop humans from wiping out mutants completely
sure maybe some mutants rise up to make they’re own groups but they likely don’t have the influence of a rich old white guy
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both with they’re influence on mutants AND their insanely dramatic romance that lives across the ages
#THIS IS THE KIND OF WHAT IF I NEED FROM MARVEL ‘what if?’#a lot more people would be dead honestly#since i’m so obsessed with cherik i’m gonna have them meet regardless#they’re soulmates unfortunately#it was sewn in fate#i wonder how different ravens life would be#with a human family no one really understands her#she never meets erik unless its like ‘this is my brother’s boyfriend’#she never meets hank either#none of the catalysts that lead her to be more ‘mutant and proud’#with erik’s personality it is likely he leans more into the n*zi hunter lifestyle#but alot of how he acts COMES from shaw#and if he didn’t have that trauma layered on with his other trauma what he actually be like#maybe he does try and ‘go on with his life’#perhaps his mum does survive with him#no clue what he’d do with himself as being a mutant is a big part of his life and now he just has to watch from the sidelines#charles probably just becomes a teacher full time and a mutant supporter#i’m now wondering if charles got into gentetics BECAUSE he was a mutant#maybe he still becomes a scientist despite looking like an english professor#he got genetics written in his blood#metaphorically AND literally#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#scott summers#jean grey#ororo munroe#logan howlett#x men#wish does not shut up
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i legally have to draw gameshow au 3zun & the sunshot campaign band at some point like...the fact ive gone this long and havent drawn NMJ despite him being the photocard in wei wuxians phonecase is diabolical
#british mdzs#im not even kidding abt the photocard! ive decided!#not official pc obviously. its a piece of paper wei wuxian printed & cut out. but it is factually a nmj selfie.#wei wuxian on the set of the chase: *pulls out his phone* huaisang whats ur instagram#huaisang staring at the nmj photocard that has cat ears drawn on it: uhrm#wangji staring at the hearts around it: ah he has a boyfriend. unfortunate. i shall be normal about this.#until wangji realises that “wait a minute thats my brothers ex boyfriend. what the fuck.” and now he feels like hes in a soap opera#on an unrelated tangeant i just KNOW that madame yu fucking loves soaps#emmerdale corrie and eastenders SAVE HER#anyway#wangji trying to map out this relationship chart in his head#ok so i like wei ying but hes dating nmj who used to date xichen whos now engaged to guangyao who used to date-#meanwhile wei ying is the worlds most single man and u can tell bc hes got a photocard of a drummer from rock band in his phone case.
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high school au sheith where shiros the loser
#sheith#takashi shirogane#keith vld#shiro vld#voltron legendary defender#sheith posting#popular cheerleader keith and his loser boyfriend shiro#everyone thought keith would end up dating someone from the football team#so imagine their surprise when hes caught kissing the resident loser nerd#hes second only to the holt siblings#i just want pathetic loser shiro okay is that too much to ask for#IMPORTANT!!! shiro calls keith “cherry” ty#posted it on twt first. unfortunately.
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ok i’ve been holding my tongue but i cant anymore, louis hofmann is so gorgeous and i’ve been oogling him for years and while im so so glad they made him look like a slimy rat in mota, i need yall to see this man i mean look 🥵
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#he’s so pretty#pretty pretty boy#like actually stunning and talented and#im so normal about him i promise#so happy seeing him being successful !!#unfortunately means seeing him play a nazi again#yuck#anyway#he’s pretty#and has good taste in music#louis hofmann#mota#masters of the air#he’s boyfriend material fr
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I hardly talk about 2 of these cunts but this was really funny in my mind.
#artings#me#<- for the bfsona. who unfortunately also gets treated like an oc thats hwy hes here#wyd!BF#wyd!RGBau#transfem boyfriend#joyfriend#god i need to. flesh out joyfriend (fuck it im calling her that i like it) so bad. i dont talk abt bfsonas whole Deal but he at least#has his shit fleshed out LMAO#tho tbf. in my defense. joyfriend is the most like canon bf in that she doesnt rlly have much going on like. in her head#shes just chillin. i think the worst she would feel is mild frustration bc she wants to just like. go out on a date or something#but they get interrupted with another rap battle#im gonna go back to only talking abt wyd!BF now /silly
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Distractions
day 4 of ockisweek! theyre coping mechanism buddies! thank you for letting us nab your boy @reapersmarch , he was literally so much fun to draw :]
#how much are you betting theyre doing this in ortegas office#im not beating the “making guys that date the same person kiss” allegations#unfortunately i think theres something so funny about cyrus making out with his exes boyfriend for fun and sport#bel: oooouhghhhh ortega...#cyrus who just finished making out w him in ortegas office: .... there there. oO(dick was Not that good)#the question is how ortega would react to all of this#also. sorry in advance. theres probably going to be a lot of cyrus in this ockissweek#hes been on my brain lately and hes very much got the vibe of ockissweek#cyrus becker#nmoc: bel valentine#(lol)#sidestep#fhr#pulp draws#ockiss25
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james 'bluff and bullshit' t kirk
#god i love this guy so much im going to hurl#i thought id get fixated on spock because hes the type of character i usually fixate on (cough sherlock holmes)#and i do adore him#but instead ive gotten attached to his slutty boyfriend#he bluffs he bullshits hes silly he does insane shit for his crew but he is unfortunately very intelligent so it works#would genuinely rather die than betray his ship. christ.#not equipped for rambling#star trek tos#star trek#james kirk#tos kirk#jim kirk#aroace ass cant hate him whenever he pulls that smile. especially if its aimed at spock. whatever you say gorgeous#im already in the process of planning whump fic for him god bless
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came to the big city to see a ophthalmologist. Wish me luck
#eleven years old dudy would thrive bc i wanted glasses so bad#thought they were so cute and cool#then i grew up and realized they are a pain in the ass#my boyfriend got his some months ago and he looks ten times hotter but#its quite unfortunate cuz sometimes he will forget them in the morning and be blind#or forget to take them off#or i will bump them lol#or they will get foggy#also its expensiivee
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seeing septuple?
[Version without Fraud BF, Guy, and Yourself under cut]
#Friday Night Funkin#FNF#Boyfriend FNF#FLAnimal#Silly Billy FNF#Yourself FNF#Fraud BF#Lookalike FNF#Mislay FNF#Guy#FNF OC#Phone Arts#tbh yourself (not sb) lookalike and mislay weren't gonna be in this at first. but then i remembered them and had to#i KNOW there was another mod with an evil bf + a different reject bf but um. THERE'S 7 OF THEM ALREADY. OKAY#there's also 11:39 bf + vs convict bf but i didnt count them since they're convict's diguises#'iisn't fraud also a disguise' well he inspired guy so he has to be there ok. and i like him#anyways it was fun to modify all of them-#(minus mislay. sorry mislay. we love you mislay.)#with specific stuff from my own bf design#i might do another with gf + pico but not a lot of doppelgangers come to mind. we'll see#anyways! last full drawing of the year!#OH UPDATE. since this is queued and I don't wanna go back to edit in tags#I'm referring to vs c0re mod regarding evil bf#Unfortunately there's like. No trace of bro on c0re's wiki. I'd probably have to go for the mod 2 get him
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at it's core, wolf hall is just thomas in action being like 'but i can change him!' when it comes to henry and just...not being able to do that lmao.
#he unfortunately gives the 'this ISN'T YOU henry' booktok girl friend vibes#thomas cromwell#henry viii#wolf hall#but you can't#sorry i can't stop because in the book he gives this so much#like idk if he's dickmatized or what#TT-TT#'i'll fix him' meanwhile you have to fix the country as well - alright bob the builder#come to think of it both anne and thomas are the original booktok girlfirends with a man child boyfriend
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important bird update
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we now have a third. her name is soleil (but pronounced the italian way, don't ask me, husband named her), she is konopie's emotional support friend, and her call sounds identical to an old fashioned rotary telephone.
is three birds a flock? i think we have a flock now.
#ray.png#she is the most easy going budgie i've ever met in my life#the exact opposite of konopie#who is the most high strung budgie i have ever met#unfortunately she also has decided that freddie the bourke's parakeet is boyfriend-shaped#so now freddie has two girls after him who won't take no for an answer. and who are a different species#girls girls can't you see he's not just a large pink budgie
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Azul who is just obsessed with being Jamil’s biggest fan. He goes to every game puts Jamil’s number on EVERYTHING buys him twenty different compression sleeves all of it. Most supportive bf ever. He knows Jamil’s game schedule before he does
#Azujami#jamiazu#ashenviper#My wip one shot now has 8400 smth words#Unfortunately I’m stuck bc of logistical problems#(Who would be more sensitive to other people’s feelings: Ace or Riddle)#BUT#oh my god Azul would be such a like#Highschool girl who’s bf is their towns best player who has deluded herself into thinking he’s gonna end up as the star nba player#And shes gonna end up as a nba wife (her boyfriend is slightly above average in skill)#That’s the energy he’d give off#Loudest cheerleader (he has no idea what’s going on)#From a more serious point tho Azul desperately wants to see Jamil’s absolute best#And I think that basketball is probably Jamil’s only ‘safe’ outlet#Bc kalim is no where near it so he actually can be a star#And like try his best#And azul would LOVE seeing it#I’m in my ashenviper brainrot hours
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guys you know how i feel about himuro yes? well. listen to this. i ask my beloved boyfriend "who is your fav character in knb?" as we're watching it, and he says "oh i think aomine" and i celebrated the successful inauguration of another member to the Best Stupid Idiot Fanclub, only for my bf to then say "actually no, maybe it's kagami's brother" and i detached myself from his arms then slid across the couch to sit cross legged by myself. wrong answer ! wrong answer
#i said “how did we watch the same eps and you LIKE him” and he says im sorry et cetera he's very nice and i say “i cant BELIEVE this”#and he says im sorry i like him he's just a dumb kid who cant communicate how he feels#outing myself as cuddling for the purposes of demonstrating the sheer foolishness i am surrounded with#this is not a serious post btw. i just want ppl to know it's not serious#he (my bf) is so funny and nice for APOLOGISING for having a different opinion HASJDHASKDH#he has to do this a lot unfortunately :/ when will he learn that i am right and no other answer is right#no but can we talk about the leap from aomine to himuro? get out of here#he used to love kagami best but seeing aomine be depressed and sad made him like him#like . it makes so much sense#my boyfriend was at least correct for THAT#he also loves kuroko and he was complaining a lot about takao bc takao can stop him#we are JUST about to watch the kirisaki daiichi match i cant WAITTTTTTT
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