#he is serving cvnt

[dirrymoir]

Thomas Barrow x CVNTY HATS 🎩✨

[tinynerdycthulu]

blah blah blah moshang/bingqiu fic that seems like your stereotypical bodyguard/noble fic but no one realizes shang qinghua is the noble and shen yuan is actually just the third son of a mildly prestigious family who became a knight.

shang qinghua is arranged to be married to mobei-jun and luo binghe, mbj's assistant, is the one whoe escorts him and his knight sy to the castle. the journey is pretty long so they end up talking to each other and luo binghe somehow comes to the conclusion that shen yuan is the prince.

shang qinghua doesnt bother to correct him and he orders cucumber-bro not to. to him it makes sense because hes not really princely. plus he can admit shen yuan is extremely unintentionally seductive and lbh is clearly already smitten anyway. plus its super fucking funny to see cucumber-bro completely oblivious to lbh's desperate pining.

(luo binghe's inner monologue: i can't,,,he's my lord's betrothed,,,but he's so kind,,,so lovely,,,i must Resist my base urges,,,)

anyway they finally make it to the palace and lbh is crushed that shen yuan doesnt seem sad at all (is he just fine with marrying a complete stranger? even his bodyguard is sadder than he is!)

before the "official meeting" shang qinghua literally runs into mobei-jun. b/c he's gotten into the bodyguard role he immediately prostates himself and apologizes. cue shock from lbh when mobei-jun falls over himself (well, reaches down 1% quicker than usual) to help his fiance up.

lbh: is my lord smitten with...the ugly rat man? ths servant? when yuan-ge is right there???

(yes they've dropped honorifics, they dropped honorifics like 1 day into the journey bc shen yuan doesnt know what boundaries are)

mobei-jun for his part is completely perplexed. shang qinghua is obviously his future empress, who else would it be?

lbh ofc doesnt care about the whole trickery thing once he realizes he can court shizun to his hearts desire.

bonus cumplane double wedding. everyone thinks mobing were the ones who arranged it because cumplane get into a violent fight during the feast. actually luo binghe cried for 10 straight hours at his shizun's feet trying to convince him to change his mind.

[ravendraculina]

“You screamed the stars into seeing us” -Transformers, robots in disguise

Him <3

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

Do you know what it means to be loved by Death?

[borgialucrezia]

DAVID OAKES as George Plantagenet in THE WHITE QUEEN (2013) ✧ By Philippa Gregory

[yakshaxiao]

[skitter-bug]

7 hours of work and motivation.

So here's my old Apollo design for EPIC and new one, a 1-2 month difference

[d0ritos-4nd-frit0s]

Ok but why I thought this was BEAVIS for a second 💀 LMAO

Btw I have no clue what show this character is from, I just randomly found it on pinterest, but I'd like to know!

[catatonic-bug]

Gus Grav's fighting stances appreciation post because he's sooo 💅✨💅✨💅✨

[yonderghostshistories]

Drew Middle Aged Graham (circa mid-late 1980s) wearing a Cunty Silk Black Dressing Gown, because yes.

Reference:

[sashamosu46]

Kuroshitsuji Public School Arc manga & anime side by side comparison: HIS WAISTTTTTTT HHHHHHHHH HE'S SERVING SO MUCH CUNT HEREEEEEEE

His waist be so small like what do you need that small waist for? For other men to grab it?

[radio-audience]

if you sit down and Really think about it, geto's found family is just a bunch of misfit queer people he is giving a safe space to, so in that sense geto suguru is basically a house mother. and can you really hate a gay bitch doing her best? i think not

gojo could have been the house father too if he didnt fumble but even he can't win em all i guess

[y4zurulvr]

i love how yuzuru hanyu in pictures is either an awkward kid who's mom told him to smile for the picture or serving the most diabolical levels of cunt

[sanrio-gyal]

Nobody: Deidara serving cvnt since since 2007

Like he literally eats every single time he’s on screen like he’s such a hottie. The girls that get it…get it. The girls that don’t…don’t 🙄🤚

[shaylogic]

[theronanlynchshow]

getting ready to serve cunt at the band awards night

my favorite freshman (you’re lying if you say you don’t have a favorite freshman)- “you look like a rich sugar mommy”