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[unicornspwnall]

Assad Zaman as Armand Interview with the Vampire | 2.05

[starcatching]

SEONGHWA GOLDEN HOUR Part.2 // JACKET Making Film

[homiu-l]

??????????????????????? CUNTY ASS THUMBNAIL

[sophsun1]

Believe me, I didn't see it coming, either.

9-1-1 – 8.06: Confessions

[marinecanary]

SHUT UP!

[ruinme-please]

EXCUSE THE FUK OUT OF ME

[sneakyboymerlin]

Merlin is kind of like a dog to Arthur. I mean this in all of the good and all of the bad ways.

[gunsatthaphan]

4 boys, 1 braincell 😌🧎🏼‍♀️

[love4hobi]

j-hope, for Weverse Magazine

[bunnykaye]

Luke Newton Covers Man About Town's Spring/Summer 2024 Issue(x) Photography by Kosmas Pavlos Styling by Luke Day Interview by Jonathan Bailey

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Jazz: And that's why we need your help in taking my brother's custody away from Vlad Masters. Two Face, former DA and NOT a family lawyer: Kid, I don't know how to tell you this... Jazz, deflating with a sad puppy look on her face: Two Face: Fuck it, where does the bastard live, kid? I'll get your brother back.

[samuelroukin]

SAMUEL ROUKIN as Darrington Dare in THE LIBRARIANS (2014—2018) Episode 4.05 And The Bleeding Crown

[pyotrkochetkov]

JACK DRAPER Davis Cup | September 13, 2024

[shellem15]

Back on my Asmodeus and Ludinus are narrative parallels bullshit again. I've just been trying to put into words why, despite their massive similarities, I feel so differently about them. Like, Asmodeus is an objectively worse person than Ludinus Da'leth but I love him while Ludi's mere presence has me contemplating homicide.

Honestly, I think the biggest differentiator here is that Asmodeus is FUN. Like, he's being horrible but at least on some level he's having fun while doing so. It's the Disney villain effect! He's bad but he's also charismatic and funny (he's got jokes!) and has plots and schemes and is committed to the bit!

And he's tragic too! He's such a messy bitch and whenever he enters the room you know shit's about to get dramatic. Despite all his talk, you can see the longing he has for his siblings. He loves them so much! He loves them but his love burns and he refuses to accept his part in the breakdown of their relationship. It's so juicy!!! There's so much here!!!

Ludinus just doesn't have this! He's not fun, he's preachy. He's got reddit atheist vibes, fucking twitter accelerationist yapping in your replies about how fascism is a good thing, actually. He's so sweaty! Just a huge fucking nerd. JD Vance levels of negative rizz.

And its just like, yeah I guess Ludinus is tragic. On an objective level, I suppose. But its not entertaining, its just kinda pathetic. And I think part of that is because the man is so isolated he doesn't really have any relationships to give him tragic depth? There's Lilliana, and his weird projection with Imogen, and that's kind of it. Which, this loneliness could be something! It could be interesting! But it falls flat on the sympathy side for me because its entirely self-inflicted and just kinda gives off "male loneliness" vibes.

Like, other people survived Calamity. They're all dead now, but he also should be dead now so that’s a moot point. His foremost developmental years were spent with people who shared his experiences and understood his pain, and he *still* couldn't form connections and move on. At that point, his lack of relationships is just a skill issue.

Both of them ruin the party when they walk in, but with Asmodeus shit gets messy while with Ludinus it just gets annoying. Asmodeus I want to beat up and make him cry then hug him. Ludinus I just want to beat up, period.

[minimafioso]

More Old Beast doodles but this time add Chuuya's clone who did NOT die, was raised by Rimbaud and Verlaine, and finds his pitiful 'true' self wasting away and losing his mind imprisoned by the gov't

[eliseliedl]

More Stormlight Archive (The Cosmere RPG) by the amazing Petar Penev