#he is pnf but he's also not pnf ya know

[phantomrose96]

Oh okay so I have a Pikmin theory.

So for starters: Pikmin 1->2->3 are chronological. Pikmin 4 is a sort of AU of Pikmin 1, precedented on Olimar not making it off PNF-404 alive (sort of a bad-end of Pikmin 1, but also with various other AU differences).

This leads me to wonder... is Pikmin 4->2->3 arguably a canon sequence of events? Cuz either the differences between 1 and 4 have knocked canon off course, and as such 4 will never lead to 2 and 3. Or you can string them together in a way that makes 4->2->3 a plausible canonical chain.

The biggest thing that stands out to me is Louie. In 1->2->3, no one was ever sent to rescue Olimar in 1, and the second he arrives home in 2 his boss informs him that Louie was attacked ("attacked") by a space rabbit that ate the precious cargo of golden pikpik carrots, launching the company into massive debt (and he forces Olimar back to PNF-404 to treasure hunt to pay off the debt.) It's later revealed Louie was never attacked, and he ate the cargo himself.

In 4, LOUIE is sent to rescue Olimar. (He never does. He completely gives up because he forgot what Olimar looks like, and then becomes the biggest pain in your ass after YOU rescue Olimar, because Louie starts taking hostages and running from you insisting he never wants to leave PNF-404 for... some unclear reason?)

This feels like it could break 4->2->3 as a plausible canon, considering Louie is not home on Hocotate to eat his whole cargo (fucker). But I realized something.

Pikmin 4 starts more or less around when Olimar's life support runs out and he dies. You get his SOS signal not long at all before this happens. And TBH, it's probably a good additional in-game month in 4 before you actually rescue Olimar and encounter Louie. In a good-end run of Pikmin 1, Olimar needs to repair his ship and escape PNF-404 before his life support runs out. So in short: Louie fucks up the cargo sometime prior to Olimar's life support running out, and Pikmin 4 is set after his life support runs out. (Technically, they changed the amount of time his life support lasts between 1 and 4, but I figure that was to trim down Olimar's Tale in 4 and not actually for a canon reason).

My point being, Pikmin 4 being largely set after Olimar's life support runs out means Louie had plenty of time to fuck up the pikpik carrot cargo.

Then there's the fact that in Pikmin 4, Louie is desperate to STAY on PNF-404 for reasons he refuses to ever explain. Maybe, because, ya know, he's waiting for the other shoe to drop. He knows he's responsible for plunging Hocotate Freight into what was essentially $10 million of debt. Louie doesn't want to be charged with $10 million worth of theft. And without Olimar bringing home the bottle cap, there's no plan for repaying that debt.

Louie maybe wants to stay on PNF-404 because he's not going the fuck to jail.

All this to say: I think 4->2->3 is actually a completely reasonable canon sequence, if you figure the "Louie lost (ate) the $10 million of golden pikpik carrots" happens in the background, right at the start of Pikmin 4 before Olimar's life support has run out. Olimar's SOS comes through, and President, desperate for his only competent employee back to help fix this, sends Louie to PNF-404 on a rescue mission. On PNF-404, Louie figures himself a fugitive who'd rather spend his days cooking bulborbs than ever return home to Hocotate to potentially face the music of his "this was definitely a felony" crime, and so he kicks and screams and fights to stay on PNF-404...

...And you drag him home anyway, along with poor rescued Olimar who's died and come back to life... just in time for their boss to be like "YOU idiots, go get me out of debt! Go back to PNF-404"

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

Coby the Capybara masterpost

Coby would be the opposite of Perry

Coby would be just as skilled as Perry

Coby finding out about the second dimension

Coby and Concord?

Coby and Perry circumnavigate the world

Around the World in 80 Days

Cont. Coby gives Perry vacation time for it

Who is Coby’s nemesis and does he mess with Perry and Heinz’s relationship

Coby gives Ralph nonlethal weapons

Electric shock collars (Zootopia deleted scene)

[authenticcadence18]

My toxic trait is getting aggravated when people say Candace and Doof and Perry’s subplots are more interesting than Phineas and Ferb’s subplots, or when they insinuate Phineas and Ferb are static characters.

[gurenmonster]

hey i have a question. when are you going to start your au? i really want to see it :3

I was gonna head to bed but

I NEED TO ANSWER THIS NOW

First of all i honestly did not expect anyone else besides Books to be interested?????? Thank you????

Second of all, soon!!!

Because I'm gonna try to draw all of them in their respective(?) outfits of their character so I can post reference and then draw the scenes I wanna draw!

I hope you are patient, and again I'm so glad you are interested!!

[cantdanceflynn]

OKI OMORI SPOILERS THINGS U MIGHT NOT WANNA HEAR BOUT WITH PNF ALL THOSE WARNINGS BC I JUST. ILL TRY TO TAG IT ACCURATELY BUT YA KNOW

SO. HI. CANDACE AS MARI FERB AS SUNNY PHINEAS AS BASIL JEREMY AS HERO SUZY AS KEL AND ISABELLA AS AUBREY(ALSO FTR I THINK THE IDEA OF AUBREY HAVING A CRUSH ON BASIL IS RLY FUCKIN FUNNY SO. YEE) ALSO OBVIOUSLY MEWO AS PERRY.

AND IK THAT DOESNT SEEM TO MAKE MUCH SENSE IN THE DREAMWORLD BUT LIKE. FERB PUSHING EVERYONE ELSE OUT OF HIS MIND BUT KEEPING THEM? WHEN HERE, CANDACE IS ALIVE,SHES FINE, SO OBVIOUSLY JEREMY AND SUZY WOULD BE AROUND!!! BUT....... It's not like Candace got long enough to consider Buford and Baljeet Phineas and Ferb's friends anyways. SO THEY BECOME STRANGERS TO HIS MIND, HIDDEN BEHIND LAYERS BY THE OLDEST AND THE FAVORITE, SAME AS PHINEAS INEVITABLY BECOMES A STRANGER TO FERB.

I DO ALSO HAVE THE CROSSOVER ONE BUT ITS PRETTY MUCH "SUNNY MOVES TO DANVILLE AND ENDS UP FRIENDS WITH THE GANG. HIS FRIENDS VISIT. SHENANIGANS ENSUE THAT MOSTLY CONSIST OF KEL USING BALJEET AS A BASKETBALL AND BUFORD CONSEQUENTIALLY GETTING PISSED AT KEL WHEN BALJEET INEVITABLY GETS STUCK, HERO FREAKING OUT OVER THEIR INVENTIONS AND HOW DANGEROUS THEY ARE MEANWHILE CANDACE IS THE DEFINITION OF THE "FIRST TIME?" MEME, AUBREY BEING NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE TREEHOUSE ROBOTS ANYMORE(AND ALSO GETTING PULLED INTO BEING AT LEAST AN HONORARY FIRESIDE GIRL), AND PHINEAS AND FERB NOT REALIZING SUNNY DOESN'T KNOW HE HAS MARIS GHOST WATCHING OVER HIM(AND FORTNITE DANCING WHENEVER POSSIBLE/REF BUT ALSO HUNTER SAID IT WAS CANON SO IT IS THEMS THE RULES) AND UNSURPRISINGLY TELLING HIM ENDS UP IN A BREAKDOWN BUT ALSO. THEY'VE SEEN HIM HAVE A BREAKDOWN OVER DROPPING TOAST SO. IT TAKES THEM A BIT.

ALSO I JUST FEEL LIKE THE FACT THAT THE INTERACTION OF PHINEAS AND FERB MAKING A FANCY INVENTION FOR THEIR NEW NEIGHBOR BC "NEW FRIEND!!! CANDACE MIGHT LIKE HIM HE'S A LOT LIKE YOU FERB!!!!" AND BY THE END SUNNY HAS ABSOLUTELY GONE THROUGH SEVERAL HORRORS AND TRAUMATIZATIONS AGAIN BUT ALSO HIS ONLY THOUGHT THAT NIGHT IS "THAT WAS SICK AF IM DEFINITELY GOING BACK THERE TOMORROW" HAS NOT BEEN EXPLORED YET IS FOOLISH.

I FEEL LIKE I NEED LIKE. SOME VIDEOS OR SOMETHING REGARDING OMORI HOLD ON

YEA </3333

@pyxehastoomanyinterests @made2order

[project-pnf-404]

Checkpoint and important updates 2!!: Electric boogaloo!!

Heyo guys!! Long time no talk. So, I’ve got some cool update stuff to show you guys. I’ve been doing a lot of blog “housekeeping” since the end of the last event. (don’t worry it hopefully won’t be boring update stuff lmao as it includes some new supplementary content). So, first and foremost, thanks to the inspiration from @koppais-smallest-nerd I’d like to let you guys know that I am now adding screen reader access to all future posts!!! This one included. At the bottom of each post under the, “read more”, image descriptions for all images will be added! Screen reader accessibility will also be added to all previous asks on the blog. However, getting through all of them will take a tiny bit. As, of this update, the first 4 asks have had image descriptions added. As well as all the supplementary content in between where applicable.

I’d also like to show you guys some supplementary content for the blog. Between these dashed lines are in character day 1 log entries written by the rest of the crew. 

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I originally wasn’t sure if I wanted to put these extra day 1 logs on the main blog or not. But, I’ve decided that all supplementary content that may be story related will remain on the main blog for the foreseeable future, while BTS content will end up on PNF-404-Plus.

That being said since the end of the 1st event and my time away from the blog a lot has been going on when it comes to the blog.

For one the entire desktop version of the blog has had a large overhaul. A new theme has been added to the main page.

But, not only that but new side pages with supplementary content have been added!! This includes an event list, a bio page for the crew members of the S.S Drake, a Piklopedia page for the new Piklopedia, and a music page to top it all off!!

The Event List will show each new event as they are added! You can click on the current known events to go directly to all posts tagged with that event tag. Speaking of which all Event 01 posts have now had their tags updated with the Event 01 tag making it much easier to navigate.

The new Crew Members page has bios for all the members currently on the mission or known in the story so far! These Bios are pretty in line with cannon with some fanon, and light headcanon added  in for good measure. I recommend taking a look as it does have some interesting info in there. Also quick note: all of these bios are written as if it is prior to the beginning of the blog.

Then there’s the Piklopedia!! Here you can read each of their findings as they explore PNF-404! Currently the findings will be on each area they explore (not each creature they find) as they haven’t found any new creatures yet. There is also a map of places they’ve discovered and more!

Lastly, a new music page has been added. On this page, I’ve created event-inspired music playlists. Some of the songs have been mentioned in the past. But, here you can listen to them all in one place and see which songs are for which part of the events. As well there’s a secret songs playlist. This playlist has nothing to do with the blog directly but is filled with music given to me by people I’ve met from this community while I’ve been here!! Currently, there are 5 songs there, however, there will be more added in the future! What makes it secret is that you won’t know who gave me the song XD. (well unless you’re the one who gave me the song lmao) who knows if you’ve ever shared music with me before you may find your song there!! (There is also one song I’m sharing with you guys in there too so have fun figuring that out lmao. )

As well the table of contents has been once again updated with a lot of this new stuff as well as some other new information!! As for mobile users as of now, all of this is on separate Tumblr pages. However, in the near future, I will be uploading much of this stuff , such as the Piklopedia entries and Crew Bio’s, as individual posts! However, in the meantime, if you feel like you can always check out these pages on your phone browser instead if you’re a mobile-exclusive user. (Though some pages don’t look as good on phone)

Welp, I think that’s it as far as updates go!! I should be back with brand new ask posts soon (likely within the next week or so!) so keep a look out!! I’ll see ya guys again soon and thanks for reading!!!

{{ Screen reader image description is under “read more”}}

In the first image,  Alph’s Day 1 Log entry is shown. His log says, “To think I thought the first day would go well. Then again I didn’t think I would get sucked out of the ship either so maybe I should stop being so surprised. At the very least Louie and I were able to find our way back despite some obstacles and I was able to fix the ship in time. Though if it weren’t for Chunks we would have never found the pikmin we did. That little guy sure saved the day. 

However, Then there's what happened to Brittany… To see her in a situation like that... I can’t even bear to think about it. Tomorrow I will be checking over the entirety of the Drake to make sure a crash like that doesn't happen again. I can't help but think that the crash was due to me overlooking something during maintenance... However, The only thing I can do now is to make sure something like this never happens again for all our sake, especially Brittanys’. “ It is then sighed by Alph

In the second Image Charlies Day 1 Log entry can be read it says, “I should have been on top of things. As this crew’s captain, everything that went wrong was under my watch and things should have gone much smoother. That being said I am very glad that all of my crew have made it out alive. Though I am still worried about Brittany. If only I was able to keep her safe…

 But, at this point, we all must press forward. We have a task to complete and after seeing how devastated some areas are, we must get to the bottom of what’s wrong with PNF-404. Nothing will get in my way, not with my steely fists that is!!” It is then signed by  Charlie

In the third image Louies’ day 1 log entry can be seen it says, 

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Going back to the pikmin planet wasn’t at the top of my list of things I thought I’d be doing anytime soon. Yet somehow I find myself back here and stranded again���. At least I wasn’t fully alone this time…

Alph and I eventually found a pikmin that we later named Chunks. He sure acts differently in comparison to any other Pikmin I’ve seen before. But, even still, if it weren’t for Chunks, we wouldn’t have been able to help Brittany or find any other pikmin for that matter. So, we should thank him for that.” It is then signed by Louie

In the fourth image the updated version of the Project: PNF-404 Tumblr is shown. It now has a bright cyan futuristic aesthetic to it. In the fifth image a picture of the new events page, listing all the past and future events planned so far is shown. It has 1 known event Titled Event 01. The other 3 are titled Event unknown. In the sixth image, the new crew members’ character page is shown. A picture of Olimar is shown along with a description of his traits and a biography. It reads as follows, 

CAPTAIN OLIMAR

AGE 38

ALIAS(ES)Olimar

SPECIES Hocotatian

GENDER Male

TITLE(S) Employee of Hocotate Freight, Xenobiologist

AFFILIATION Hocotate Freight, Planet Hocotate Government

Fatherly, well-meaning, and resourceful, for an almost 40 year old Hocotatian he has a lot of bravery and guts. Olimar first and foremost loves his family and cares deeply for others around him. A Hardworking employee of Hocotate Freight and family man, Olimar tends to try and stay level-headed while looking out for others.

Having been one of the first to visit the Pikmin planet Olimar has extensive knowledge of the planet's life. Lucky for him he just so happens to have gone to college for xenobiology. Many of his findings can be found within his many log entries known as the Piklopedia.

But, for as much as Olimar tends to be on top of things, his trips to the pikmin planet have had him face many dangers and life-threatening events. Though these issues are not something he brings up…

In the seventh image, The new Piklopidea page is shown, In one section it displays a map of PNF-404 with 2 marked locations. The first of which is highlighted in blue is named the “Silent Stream” the second, is highlighted in orange, Its title is “Glacial Gardens”. To the right of that is a description introduction for the Piklopedia. It says” To help ensure the progress and success of this mission all crew members must write down their findings in this log. Overview: 

CAPTAIN Olimar: Writes In-depth biological analysis of fauna and how the ecosystem affects said fauna.

LOUIE: Writes about Recipes and ingredients that can be found in each area. ALPH: Looks at the area with the eyes of an engineer. He uses this insight to discuss the benefits and flaws of what he’s analyzing. BRITTANY: Uses her botanist skills to look into the flora of the area along with talking about the aesthetics of things and adding in her own general opinions.

CAPTAIN CHARLIE: Writes about combat strategy and how one can use the environment in an area for a tactical advantage.

To the left is a map showing the current locations discovered by the crew. The one highlighted in orange has yet to be explored.

The final image shows the new music page! 6 playlists can be selected on the left each having 5 songs. To the right is an image of the event 01 cover art. With (from left to right), Brittnay, Charlie, Olimar, Louie, and Alph all looking up with a distressed expression on their faces. 

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[jajanvm-imbi]

Okay listen I know we all love Steve Palchuk for being the ex-bully who became best friends with the kid he bullied disaster bi himbo man who falls in love with a anyone who can kick his ass but I think we’re forgetting the OG ex-bully who became best friends with the kid he bullied disaster bi himbo man who falls in love with anyone who can kick his ass like:

and:

Ladies and Gentlemen, Buford Van Stomm

I was rewatching PnF, you know like ya do, and I thought of this and I just learned how to make gifs

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Also quick psa, I'm not saying he is an active bisexual man in these scenes, like no he's like 10 or something and that would be a no-no but no one can tell me that this man:

Buford 10 years in the future, with a fucking scarf and a film student is straight. I'm sorry but that's just how it is

[lunawolflight]

Why hello everybody!!

Okay, arriving at the point, this is my first time ever drawing with water colored pencils and the result is .. nice? I mean, I could have done so much worse but still, I like how it turn out, even if of course, I like the sketch better x"3

About the drawing, it's based on a dream I did last night: it was so freaking cool, it took place in a Star Wars' like universe, I got the vibe of that, and Phineas and Ferb were two young teens that didn't have an home and they were like thieves that for survive they have to do illegal jobs and such. The thing I remember the most was Phineas and Ferb using this king of big platform and around them there was a beautiful bluish-colored city full of monsters and Star Wars stuffs .. the only thing that I ever watch of Star Wars was the PnF' special so I guess that yesterday thhe force had hit me? X"3

Then Phineas and Ferb met up Candace that fake to be part of the Empire again to protect the boys, somehow I connected these two things and then I woke up, GAH I WANTED TO KNOW MORE ToT

Oh well, I was inspired by the dream, I started the draw and decided to try also this new technique. I wanted to make Ferb as well, but I ended up doing my boy only x'3

Gosh I already imagined Phineas and Ferb as street pure criminals that jump around from place to place to live. Phineas would still be the innocent and pure boy that we know, but not too naive and experienced with life, Ferb is more mature then him. One thing that I like about this are the clothes, I wanted to be inspired by SW but in the end I've made my own stylization and I really really like it, if you may ask they're large on purpose, Phin likes large clothes so he can use them for a long time x3. Of course I had to add a scratch on him just because and eyes bags, but in the end is cute, need to practice more. Well that's all, really hope that you'll like this new experiment, please be good with me! See ya soon! ^^

[noddytheornithopod]

MML Commentary: Look at this Ship/Cast Party

oh look, more milo episodes i will watch and probably forget immediately after, but since i feel the need to stay updated here we go

Look at this Ship:

Honestly hearing the theme song is surreal at this point

Okay, the “be down in a minute” voice gag was funny

Balthazar T Cavendish, heh

Cavendish finds the alien ship, bam

Aaaaand Doof is there with Dakota. Just when I was feeling I could get into this. At least Doof hasn’t been annoying... yet

Ah we’re doing THIS with Cavendish and the alien ship... this is pretty typical fare

And Doof is being annoying, of course

Zack and Melissa have their game and one of the answers is the “Otherdimensionater” from “that movie with that one guy”... I was like OH but then I was like “...oh”. Shrek voice: CAN YOU NOT REFERENCE PNF FOR FIVE MINUTES?

“Something that oozes from your body but it’s not all that unpleasant”. Well THAT sounds kinda dirty, don’t ya think? And of course they cut it off before they answer it... yeah, I think they want to see whose mind is in the gutter.

Wait so it’s just Murphy’s Law that’s the answer? Look, I think Murphy’s Law CAN sometimes be unpleasant. :v

Dakota and Doof insulting each other’s voices... of course they did that. Not as funny as it could’ve been given how much PnF fatigue the show has.

Wow, they’re not on the same page at all. Doof makes Dakota look like Cavendish. Also, Doof being a screw up as usual.

NO NOT THE FUCKING RACCOON UGH... honestly I’m so tired I don’t even have the energy to be mad, and of course he’s just there to screw with Cavendish by making the ship fly for a moment

Okay that Dakota and Doof thing there felt poorly paced, like last scene they get mad at each other but now we immediately cut to their resolution. It feels rushed and forced, kind of? The payoff doesn’t feel earned to me for some reason, it’s like they apologise just because the plot said so.

WTF was the hand slapping thing Melissa was doing with Zack? Also Milo finally comes out I guess, and the ship lands but not before trapping the trio in Milo’s room because lol.

Yeah, standard fare, a few moments were fine I guess but overall it’s just “meh”.

Cast Party:

Zack does interpretive dance once and breaks his leg... okay

Let me guess, they’re all faking their casts because they want to make Zack feel better.

So did they actually break them all for real, or is this the act? Given this is Milo then I guess it probably is real, lol.

These stories aren’t doing anything for me, though Mildred being “okay” was kinda funny.

Melissa does martial arts, huh. Also a connected story to Sara.

“You don’t know everything about me” oh ha ha it’s the thing again she said the thing

wait what the hell was that with zack just that one moment

Ah so the stories are connected because everyone is doing something they enjoy but things screw up anyway, and that’s for Zack to realise he shouldn’t give up just because something might go wrong, very MML, it’s nice I guess

ah so they were all connected in the end

Another “meh”, now time to suddenly forget about these episodes lol

[rosesmith18]

(PnF) Headcanon #15 TnMtober Pt.1,3,4,5 and 6

For those who aren't aware, this month is the official Marie and Thomas month, with a event calendar and everything(you can find the calendar here https://twitter.com/MartitaSketches/status/1445413673585942532/photo/1) Most people are drawing things for this month, but I can't draw. So I decided instead to post some headcanons for each day. I'm a little late, so this post with contain days 1-6(Excluding 2 which will be a whole post on it's own). Enjoy! Day 1: Video Games A)Haven Hologram is an improved version of Phineas and Ferb's gaming console from season one. It is controlled via a headset, hand controllers, and feet controllers. It connects to all sense except for touch so that the wearer won't experience physical pain while playing. It's akin to controlling a hologram of whatever character your playing in whatever game your playing. B)I came up with gamertags and favorite Smash Bros. Ultimate characters for the main group of Marie and Thomas. Jasmine's gamertag is RicksRollsRoyce cause she is a meme queen, and she likes playing with Solid Snake cause kickbutt personality. Destiny's gamertag is NautUndercover as a reference to Psychonauts and she plays as Banjo and Kazooie which was her first plateformer, she is a gamer through and through. Xavier's gamertag is Barrell_Roll, and he plays Star Fox cause that is his favorite game of all time. Fred's gamertag is Fred-T-Noobish(he used a random tag generator cause he doesn't no the first thing about gaming), and he plays as Kirby quite a bit. Maria's gamertag is the same as her email address which is MadameE, and she likes playing Sonic the most. Lastly, is Thomas whose gamertag is TheGame, and he likes to play as Princess Zelda. Day 3: Kids A)I've always headcanon'd that Maria was born with diabetes instead of just getting super hyper from sugar(it's also what I headcanon as having ended the life of Phineas Father; Phelan & Phineas and Isabella's first child; Vincent). So, when she's a kid, I always imagine Maria being very isolated due to specifically her father's fears which is why she's not good around others and usually becomes insecure or nervous. Most kids she grew up with didn't feel comfortable around her as they were children and had a difficult time controlling themselves enough for her to be safe around them. Thomas was really the only person allowed around her that wasn't afraid to treat her like a normal kid, and he was the only one her parents really trusted to be safe around her. I headcanon Thomas was not only a quiet kid, but a very curious one as Ferb is shown in the show to be up for almost anything for curiosities sake. Thomas found Maria to be interesting considering she was the only kid in their close family to be younger than him, he(Feb. 27th, 2024) was four/five-ish months old when she(June. 3rd, 2024) was born. Their parents, of course, spent quite a bit of time together meaning so did they. Thomas' mother and father loved Maria like their own daughter, and his aunt and uncle loved Thomas just the same. He got to help his Aunt 'take care' of her when she was basically helpless, and as Maria got older she felt most comfortable around him. That was true for him too as he didn't really feel like their cousins(Amanda, Xavier, and Fred)understood his desire to ask questions or test limits. Day 4: Favorite Movie A)My personal favorite movie is a tie between Ponyo & Clueless, but I decided to just pick movies I thought would be the main crews favorites. I would say, Jasmine's is something like 'The Banana Splits' movie based of the TV Show of the same name due to the fact she deals with horror the best and is a jokester. Destiny's would be something like 'Detective Pikachu' as it's like the best video game movie of our time, and Jasmine & her think Ryan Ronald's is hilarious. Xavier and Fred both like the movie 'Horton Hears a Who' as the Flynn-Fletchers love Doctor Seuss. Maria's favorite would have to be 'The Care Bears Movie' when she's young, but becomes 'Clueless' when she's older(as she falls in love with the book 'Emma', tell me it isn't a perfect metaphor for her and Thomas' relationship. I don't mind the Phantom of the Opera, but I think Emma/Clueless is a WAY better fit-And healthier.). And, Thomas' favorite is no doubt 'The Illusionist' with it's detailed plot and deep characters, ya know the philosophical stuff. Day 5: Terror A)When it comes to fears these characters have I already made a list for Maria, Thomas, and Jasmine. Jasmine is afraid of having no free will & is claustrophobic. Maria has a fear of woodpeckers and of being a failure(I made this whole new dimension where I turned these characters into animals/insects, and made Maria Monarch Butterfly like her mother, this is where I headcanon the fear of Woodpeckers came from cause they eat butterflies.). Lastly, Thomas has Sociophobia(is good at hiding it), Pistanthrophobia(More Familial than Romantic, but both are fears), and Phonophobia(Specifically gunshots). I have explanations for all these fears, but I won't rant about them here. Day 6: Candyland A)Again, I can't draw, so decided to think of what the main crews favorite candy would be. Jasmine's I went with the treat 'Kismi Toffee' from her home country of India. Destiny was given 'Bamsemums' a Norwegian candy made with marshmallows and coated in a light layer of chocolate. Xavier and Fred both got 'Twix's' as their favorite candy. For Maria I kept her canonical favorite Swiss Chocolate. And, I gave Thomas 'Katjes Licorice Cats' which are a German candy shaped like cats and made of real black licorice(he likes the salted kind specifically). That's it for days 1,3,4,5 and 6. I'll get around to day 2(Second Dimension)at some point it's just that that post will basically be a summary of a story idea I've had for years now. Anyway, please leave a comment about anything you wish. I enjoy hearing others thoughts and headcanons. *Xavier and Fred belong to Dan Povenmire & Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh *Thomas belongs to Melty64 *Marie belongs to angelus19 & sam-ely-ember *Destiny was inspired by the character of the same name who belongs to xiomicchi on deviantart as well as Breanna Van Stomm who belongs to KicsterAsh on deviantart

[vanimeldes]

Second to everything. I too like some of the immortal dude/mortal young woman ships from adult PNF/UK books and I absolutely loathe loathe loathe and cringe at almost every ship of this way from YA. Maybe this is something which has to do with me, as I have never been a sexual person or interested in romantic and sexual relationships when I was a teen, so I never related to any if these protags, but I guess it also has to do with the fact that, for me, all the YA authors write these ships as a immortal × self-insert OC fic and not that some adult authors don't write their pairings with the very same idea in mind (I am sure they do), but it's a lot easier for me to accept a pairing as such where the woman is at least 20 or older.

All my OTPs involve adult characters because it's a lot easier to me to overloog shady things that border on agressivity if the woman is mature enough to understand and accept that what her immortal lover is doing might not be wholly normal and okay, but she accepts because it's her choice. I also have the impression that in the adult, or at least in the PNF novels I read, the dude also seems to make some compromises and let the woman make decisions which he accepts, whereas in YA, guy is always the over-controlling, over-possessive one, and no matter what the girl is doing, it's clear to you that he dictates the whole dynamic.

I'm not saying that Rataelin isn't bad, but at least, I have this impression that Alien dictates the dynamic more often than not. Whereas in Failsand's case and basically all the other AC0TAR ships....we know this isn't the case.

what’re your thoughts on the human x immortal trope that we see so often in YA?

I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE IT LMAO

Like you have these 16-18 year old BABIES who date 2000 year old grandpas but of course these old sacks look HAWT so we all think it’s okay

I hate myself cause one of my fave adult series (Tairen Soul) has one of these relationships (not an immortal, but like a thousand years old) where the girl (let’s be real the younger one is always the girl) is only 23 

And it’s so easy to forget he’s had like 10 whole lifetimes before she was even born, because they’re both absolutely precious characters and I LOVE them and their ship (although at least their relationship is much healthier than certain other ships) 

Authors often try to hide this fact by making the older character some sort of magical creature and twist their worlds laws to make it a normal thing. 

And making dumbass “self aware” jokes of the younger one going “oh you dinosaur, i love u” or whatever don’t make it any better lol

The only author I remember right now who KIND OF called this predatory behaviour out is Bardugo, which is why i left Alarkl*ng out because a) it’s not a canon ship and b) he’s the villain quite literally

Again I’m kind of a hypocrite because one of my own ships has this sort of dynamic but whenever I see shit like Caroline Forbes and Klaus Mikaelson (The Vampire Diaries) or Alarkling (The Grishaverse) or Failysand (Aco//TAR) I just feel the worst vibes 

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How the fuck did Perry's lair come to be? Like OWCA had no freaking idea that the Flynn-Fletchers would be adopting a secret agent until they'd already adopted one, so did they have to somehow build a whole lair and seven million secret entrances while the family was living there? Did they somehow send the family on vacation just to get them out of the house to build the lair? Wouldn't that have raised questions from the neighbors? Or does every house in Danville — and, likewise, every house in every city that OWCA operates from — have a secret agents' lair underneath it? I just have so many questions about the semantics of OWCA like how the actual fuck does this work

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Ohmygoodness, what if Perry finding out about Stan's portal would tie into the AT2D crossover prompt?! Phineas is fuming more than ever because not only has Perry been fighting crime behind their backs, but he also kept quiet that a wanted criminal was operating a doomsday device under their noses, but when Stan explains his backstory, it gives Phineas more of a wake-up call to save Perry from Doof-2, since he cared enough about the guy to let him continue saving his brother.

in reference to this portal post and the entirety of the  #PnF/GF at2d tag 

and obligatory keep reading comes in now

I didn’t even think about how that could tie into at2d 👀 Phineas was mad enough when he realized Perry let Heinz open the portal to hide his identity, but he’d be pissed if he knew Perry had been watching Stan go at it for weeks and not stepped in once. I hate to think that Phineas wouldn’t forgive Perry until after he forgave Stan, but that honestly does sound like how it would go down. He wouldn’t realize until he heard Stan’s story that Perry had a reason to let Stan open that portal, and that if Perry had a reason for that, maybe he has a reason for keeping the fact that he’s a secret agent from them, too.

But if a) Perry was aware of the portal and b) Phineas finds out that Perry was aware of the portal, I do have to question the logistics of said portal(s). Is it sort of a continuation of the portal post, but instead of the portal bringing Ford back, it sucks them all into the second dimension? In which case, do they not meet Ford at all, and they have to open another portal to bring him back when they get back to their dimension? And does Heinz now need to figure out how to make his portal work on his own? Or does Heinz also go through that portal, because if it’s a continuation of the portal post, he could theoretically also be there when the portal opens? In which case, Heinz is kinda obsolete, and 2D Doof is going to focus his energy more on finding Stan than finding the kids or working with Heinz -- and that’s if he even meets Heinz at all; I’m assuming Stan’s portal wouldn’t open up in DEI, so would they run into 2D Doof that early on? And if not, how does that affect the rest of the plot?

And now that I’ve asked a bazillion questions because I am way too into logistics, here’s how I think it would work.

It is a continuation of the portal post, except Perry does, for some reason or other, have to reveal that he’s basically a human in a platypus’s body and that he’s on Stan’s side for this (and maybe he gives them the pamphlet then so they know that he’s a secret agent, because then they know that Perry could have and should have stopped this but chose not to). Not only is Dipper pissed at Stan, but Phineas is pissed at Perry, so they’ve got that in common. Now the dynamics are basically Stan and Perry vs Dipper and Phineas, Mabel and Soos are conflicted, Ferb is lowkey indifferent like he was in at2d because he loves Phineas and Perry too much to pick a side, and poor Heinz was just there to make sure the portal didn’t explode or whatever and he has no idea when the fuck Perry the Platypus got here but he’s very confused.

So they get launched into the other dimension, and they’re probably dumped in the middle of the street somewhere idrk. They can obviously tell it’s not a good place, but they don’t realize until someone sees Heinz and starts freaking out that it’s such a bad place because 2D Doof is in charge (and that’s an interesting conversation because literally no one but Perry knew that Heinz was evil, and that’s just going to make Phineas more upset). Obviously, Perry can’t explain that the Heinz they’re looking at is literally the dumbest person known to man, so he’s just gotta sit there and let Phineas (and tbh probably Dipper too) yell at him. But they know they have to make it home somehow, so they still head to 2D Phineas and Ferb’s house. A Normbot catches them in the process, and though he doesn’t manage to capture anyone, he does tell 2D Doof that his doppelganger is here with a few kids, a couple adults, and Perry the Platypus. 

Perry hears that 2D Doof is looking for him and that he’ll leave the rest of the group alone as long as he gets Perry, so he peaces out, and Phineas doesn’t even do the whole “Did it ever occur to you that we could help you? That we could have made a great team? But I guess you can’t have teamwork without trust,” bit, because that only worked in the movie because Phineas still had some trust left in Perry. After the whole Stan-Perry-portal debacle, he can’t say that anymore, so their “goodbye” is literally just Phineas yelling at him, which, like, it sucks, but what’s Perry gonna do about it, ya know? (Would 2D Doof want Heinz, too? I almost feel like he would; it would be a two-for-one deal, and if they turned themselves in, 2D Doof would have no need for anyone else -- at least until he figured out that this was Stan’s portal). 

And since they’re in a safe place now, Stan finally explains what he was trying to do. I don’t think it would be like it was in A Tale of Two Stans, though, because when he explained it then, he had already seen Ford again and he already knew that they still weren’t on good terms. Before he saw Ford, it almost looked like he’d either forgotten why he didn’t like his brother or that he’d moved on and just assumed that Ford had, too, so when he tells the story, it’s a little bit of an optimistic view of things. That’s not really important to anything except that everyone is going to be in for a rude awakening when Ford shows up and lowkey tries to beat the shit out of his brother. 

That’s when the Doofenchannel announces the capture of public enemy number one, Perry the alternate-dimension Platypus, and public enemy number two, alternate dimension Heinz Doofenshmirtz. They assume that means that Heinz was actually on their side the whole time, which is yet another brownie point for Perry. What they don’t realize is that Heinz basically spoon-fed 2D Doof everything he wanted to know, and when 2D Doof realized his doppelganger was entirely useless and that he just needs Stan, he basically said fuck you and threw him in prison, too. (It’s probably worth noting though that Heinz isn’t, like, actively against the PnF/GF gang; he kinda likes them, but he also kinda liked this alternate version of himself, so he wasn’t really sure where his loyalties should lie until he got thrown in jail)

Then everything’s basically back on track with where the fanfic would have gone. They go on their rescue mission, save their tri-state area, Heinz gives up his Choo Choo, and all is forgiven in the end because I’m a sucker for a happy ending lmao

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This blog give me so many art and fanfic ideas like i would do them all if I had the time- hhh. This blog really makes me feel welcome and happy and its the one hope I have to stay and blog and I am also reallly shy but like👉👈 I want to talk to you more *hides in box*. You make me smile when I see your posts and stuff. Maybe more..

Anyways enough of the sappy sap

Ya know how mabel marries waddles and gomper and makes a snake and badger fall in love.

What if she tries to play match maker with the good ol perryshmirtz 👀

Awwww omg ily! And I totally relate on the “too many ideas” front! I have a whole google doc of fic ideas I’ve gotten from this blog and absolutely no time to write any of them 😭

BROOOOO THAT IS THE GREATEST PNF/GF CROSSOVER IDEA O_O I would kill to see Dipper’s reaction to hearing about that because there is no way he would just accept that this is a thing that’s happening (at least until he realized that poor lonely Dr. D would be absolutely thrilled to go out with this platypus). I don’t even think I have anything to add tbh this is just *chef’s kiss*