#he is not romanceable
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I don't want to romance Tervantias, I want there to be an option to flirt with him and for him to react in probable disgust or annoyance, but also for there to be a nice long scene of him dissecting the rogue trader and turning them into some kind of fucked up thing if you continue to try and pursue him like the sick beast I am. Obviously it would be a game-end scenario but I would DO IT. EVERY TIME.
#ress talks#cw gore#Tervantias the Archmachinator#i dont wanna romance him#he is not romanceable#aint no one got the rizz#but i still wanna flirt#hell#make there be an impossible like. skill check for it for that glimmer of hope#and then immediately dash it#warhammer 40k: rogue trader
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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inevitable anders dragon age qifrey wha cover redraw
#dragon age#dragon age 2#anders#anders da#da#i loveeee this comp. shirahama kamome my love. its like when people hold portraits of their dead loved ones.#justice > anders > grey warden > awakening > circle. so many layers. like an onion (affectionate)#i think i’m at the end of act 2#ily anders. i can’t say fully with my chest that. u did nothing wrong. but i love u anyways#u deserved a writer who didnt hate u and wasnt ableist LMAO#why can’t he have beautiful princess disorder and be able to deal with it and get a happy ending?#for once can a character have a scary disorder and cope with it in a healthy way….#LIKE… whatever i think writers should just zip their mouths and not say shit LMAOOOOO#anyways !#can u tell im projecting :)#seeing myself in him during his romance as a person with [REDACTED] and starting to avoid him bc of it 🤪#i gotta unpack that#ok that’s enough yapping#rev art#resvarie
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elbaf has been so good shoutout to oda for giving us a luzo meal every chapter 💯
#luffys been playing this game called how much can I make zoro yell at me which is always really good#And does oda know what he’s cooking with the transgenerational romance stocks#anyways#luzo#one piece#one piece fanart#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#luffy#zoro#zolu#my art
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re: finding platonic explanations for things you cannot even imagine, I'd like to see an aromantic jealousy plot for a change. Character A is seethingly jealous of Character B's love interest but it's not because they're romantically interested in B, it's because they're aro and B is the most important person in their life and this is an unwelcome reminder that they will always come second to a traditional romantic partner in society's eyes and possibly B's as well.
And honestly you don't even need a powerful interpersonal connection to activate Hater Mode. I wasn't that close to any of my middle school classmates and I certainly wasn't interested in them romantically, but I was still so sick of hearing about the boy band guys they had crushes on that I fantasized about Justin Bieber dying in a plane crash. Not my most hinged of moments but idk what to tell you, middle school was a bad time
#character a doesn't resent character b's romance bc they're in love with them#they're just a hater. love loses </3#i don't ship eiffel with anyone bc he's aro in my heart#but if he was shipped with someone hera would do this#unfortunately she might actually be able to facilitate the plane crash in real life#why this
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as promised some koralina lore (the lore is 5 and likes dancing)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#wyll ravengard#tav#all this is still cooking but we're getting there#pink thing comes prepackaged with a smaller pink thing#wyll being a stepdad was not on my bingo card when i decided to romance him but here we are#i can imagine him going into it ready to be all gentle and patient bc that's kori's little dude and now there's a strange man in his life#and he's just like 'oh cool another parent'
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#sorry but i'm absolutely so feral for these two#AND in my head this was definitely what he was thinking of and no one will convince me otherwise idc if he says the same if you#don't romance him#hansry#kcd2#kingdom come deliverance 2#kingdom come deliverance#hansrygif#hans x henry#kcd2edit#hans capon#henry of skalitz#lgbtq#my gifs#videogamesedit#father godwin
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#GERARD DID SAY HE WANTED TO TOUR AGAIN AND HERE WE ARE#ITS A BLACK PARADE TOUR#mcr#my chemical romance#my chem
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Love and Obsession: The Tim Drake Way
part 2
Everyone in the Batfamily knows Tim Drake has… issues with boundaries. They’ve spent years trying to teach him what’s appropriate and what’s—well—deeply unsettling and completely invasive. To be fair, he’s learned. Mostly. He doesn’t stalk his family anymore (much), and he no longer pulls up files on every single person they talk to (okay, maybe just sometimes). But it’s progress.
But then Tim starts dating Danny Fenton. And, oh boy, a few screws come loose.
It starts small, as always. Just little things. Tim’s a detective, after all—background checks are second nature. Danny’s living in Gotham, and Gotham isn’t safe. So, really, what’s the harm in knowing a little more about Danny’s friends? And his professors? And maybe also his classmates? It’s just standard protocol. Okay?
“Tim, you’ve run a full dossier on my entire biology class?” Danny asks one day, laughing as he flips through a file on the coffee table. Tim shrugs. “What if one of them is dangerous?” “Pretty sure the most dangerous thing in that class is the midterm.”
Danny doesn’t think much of it. He’s a little flattered, even. Tim’s protective. It’s sweet.
But Tim’s mind doesn’t stop there. Danny’s too handsome. Too charming. What if someone tries to hurt him? What if someone tries to take him away? It’s not obsessive—it’s just concern. So, a tracker on Danny’s phone? Necessary. Cameras in his apartment? Standard. Monitoring his sleeping patterns and hangout spots? Logical.
Tim tells himself it’s love. And maybe a little insecurity.
“You have a tracker on his phone?” Dick asks, trying not to sound alarmed. Tim nods, like it’s the most normal thing in the world. “Of course. What if something happens to him?” “And the cameras?” “Safety.” “The background checks on his professors?” “Gotham U isn’t exactly known for its stellar staff, Dick.”
It doesn’t stop there. Tim knows everything. Danny’s eating habits, his favorite places to go when he’s stressed, his childhood allergies. Tim’s mapped out Danny’s entire life. He knows about Danny’s ghost powers too—of course he does. He’s Tim Drake. The moment he realized Danny was Phantom, it just… clicked.
Danny being half-ghost? That’s just one more reason to worry. Tim’s up late at night, watching for any signs of ectoplasmic interference. He tracks the energy spikes. He monitors Danny’s fights.
He doesn’t think Danny knows. He’s terrified of what will happen if he finds out.
But then he does.
One evening, Danny walks into Tim’s apartment and casually drops a folder on the table. Tim’s heart stops.
“What’s this?” Danny asks, raising an eyebrow. Tim swallows hard. “I… it’s just…” “You’ve been tracking me?” Danny opens the file, glancing through pages of surveillance reports, background checks, even analysis of his ectoplasmic energy. Tim feels like his world is about to shatter.
“I… I can explain,” Tim says, his voice tight. “I’m just… worried about you. You’re in danger all the time, and I—” Danny walks over, cupping Tim’s face in his hands. Tim braces for the worst.
But Danny just smiles. “Can I put a tracker on you too?”
Tim blinks. “What?” Danny kisses his cheek. “If you’re watching my back, it’s only fair I watch yours. I need to make sure you’re safe too.”
Tim stares at him, speechless. Danny doesn’t look scared. Or angry. He looks… fond. Like Tim’s obsessive tendencies aren’t a problem at all.
“I’ve never had someone care about me this much,” Danny says softly. “I trust you with my life, Tim. This? This just proves how serious you are.”
Tim thinks he’s just fallen deeper in love.
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The Batfamily? They’re worried.
Jason corners Tim in the cave. “Okay, so let me get this straight. You’ve got cameras in his apartment. You’ve mapped out his entire life. You’ve got a tracker on him and a heartbeat monitor. And he’s… fine with it?” Tim nods, a dreamy smile on his face. “Yeah. He even wants to put a tracker on me.” “That’s not… healthy, Tim,” Dick says carefully. “That’s—” “It’s mutual,” Tim interrupts. “We’re protecting each other.”
Bruce pinches the bridge of his nose. “Tim, this isn’t how relationships are supposed to work.” Tim shrugs. “It’s how ours works.”
Damian watches the whole thing with narrowed eyes. “This is deeply unsettling,” he mutters.
They try to talk to Danny. Intervention style. They invite him over, sit him down, and gently (or not so gently) try to explain that Tim’s behavior isn’t normal.
Danny just laughs. “You guys do know I’m half-ghost, right?” “That doesn’t mean—” Dick starts. “I spent my entire life being hunted by ghost hunters. I’ve had worse invasions of privacy.” Danny smiles. “Tim cares. He keeps me safe. That’s all I need.”
The bats don't quite know what to say.
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Tim and Danny, two slightly unhinged souls who think mutual surveillance is the ultimate act of love.
The bats? They’re just trying to keep up.
(“At least they’re happy?” Barbara offers weakly. Bruce sighs. “For now.”)
Gotham’s version of love was never going to be normal. But this? This is a whole new level.
#tim drake#danny phantom#danny fenton#brain dead#dead tired#dc x dp#batfam#tim drake is a stalker#we've completely watered down tim's stalking tendencies into /just/ stalking when he also learned everything there was to learn about batma#this guy is literally obsessed with knowing everything about everyone(even if it's to have the upper hand) and we completely disregard it#give me an invasive tim drake who doesn't know the first thing about boundaries bcs he's so used to researching everything about someone#before meeting them#also give me a danny fenton who has never truly felt safe or protected with anyone especially after he died in his own parents lab#while his friends watched with no supervision or lab precautions#tim learning everything about him for his own safety and protective(obsessive) tendencies makes him feel safe with tim#bcs it proves to him that tim is always watching his every step to make sure he's safe no matter where in the world either of them are#tim is always watching out for him#and if that isn't the most romantic thing someone could do for him then romance is dead#the bats are very concerned for them#tim and danny match each other's freak
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HE DIDN'T WANT TO LET GO HE DIDN'T WANT TO LET GO HE DIDN'T WANT TO LET GO!!! -screams-
#the free cam is not healthy for me HE LOOKS SO SAD WHEN WE SEPARATE WTFFFF#astarion#bg3#Astarion Ancunin#Bg3 astarion#Baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#Baldur's gate 3 astarion#astarion angst#astarion and tav#Astarion romance#astarion pov#astarion spoilers#Bg3 spoilers#astarion gif#astarion hug#astarion x reader#astarion bg3#astarion x tav#astarion analysis#baldurs gate
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“It would be rather fine to possess such an enduring affection.”
Part 2
#It has been a long time coming from seeing Emmrich being announced#to now being able to play the game and romance him 🥹#he’s adorable#and my new favourite character#buggee art#artists on tumblr#emmrich volkarin#dragon age emmrich#rook#mourn watch#rook x emmrich#Xandra ingellvar#photo study#dragon age veilguard#fanart#dragon age rook#dragon age#rook ingellvar#emmrook#datv#emmrich x rook#da 4#dragon age art#suggestive#oc x canon
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Gerard in his black button up/black vest/black jeans era
#he has so much style#im dead this man is so schhmexy#mcr#gerard way#my chemical romance#my chem romance#gerard way mcr#my chemical gerard#gee way#my chemical gee
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I'll be your mirror. What do you want to know?
#he's breaking my heart here#this scene makes me emotional every damn time#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#astarion bg3#bg3 astarion#astarion gif#astarion gifset#astarion romance#astarion x tav#my gifs#khy gifs bg3#⭐#💕
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inspired by recent events from my sister’s actual real life
#i feel crazy you guys. i feel crazy about it.#stabby#(<- her requested tag)#i listened to a playlist this boy made her today and😭😭😭😭guys romance is alive and real. for my sister#anyway#ml#my art#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#adrinette#adrienette#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#alya cesaire#nino lahiffe#he booked flights to come and visit her…the day after meeting her..#they hadn’t even talked yet he didn’t even know if she liked him…and he was booking flights on the off chance that she might want to see him#again#sorry but adrien agreste behavior😭😭😭😭
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust
#artists on tumblr#baldur's gate 3#artwork#digital art#digital illustration#fanart#baldurs gate fanart#baldurs gate 3#astarion#karlach#starlach#astarion x karlach#karlach x astarion#they make me so sad#especially origin astarion w romanced karlach because he can’t even be there for her in her final moments#my art#hellspawn#baldur’s gate fanart#bg3#bg3 fanart#art
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