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lesgardiensdelagalaxie · 5 months ago

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no thoughts just ryan reynolds as deadpool in xmen origins wolverine <33333

#like HELLO #he is my wife!!!!!#ryan reynolds #deadpool #wade wilson #xmen #xmen origins #xmen origins wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #xmen 2000 #deadpool 1 #deadpool 2 #he's just pookie #my little guy #fr

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froopa-coopa · 2 months ago

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"I never asked for this"

#ive forgiven my canceled wife he did good!!❤️‍🔥#arcane #arcane spoilers #jayce #viktor #mel #meljayvik #jayvik #art #arcane act 3 #i loved jayces vision in the fire idk #they didnt HAVE to give us jayce imagining mel and also viktor wearing mels eyeshadow but they did.#arcane season 2 #mel medarda #jayce talis #meljay

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saturnsconstellation · 2 months ago

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Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

#epic the musical #odysseus #odysseus of ithaca #jorge rivera herrans #hermes #calypso #he really said ‘I love my hot wife’#and we stan him for that

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bluegiragi · 1 month ago

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young silco pls just give me one chance

early access + nsfw on patreon

#i drew a background for you silco pls accept this gift #hes been a fave ever since s1 but seeing his younger self in that art book did things to my brain that crystal meth couldnt recreate #silco my favourite butch lesbian and also my dead problematic wife #i miss you so bad #silco #arcane #giragi art

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notherpuppet · 11 months ago

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Role reversal AU

#pov: the most devious up-and-coming gangster checks into you and your wife’s redemption hotel #Charlie being alastor’s role model would be so funny #and he would be such a little punk as he tries to use the her resources and power to build his own and become an overlord #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #charlie morningstar #vaggie #alastor #my doods #role reversal AU

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peanutseagle · 3 months ago

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Yeah. so. episode three

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cryptocism · 7 months ago

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that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #armand #armand iwtv #scopophobia cw #in s1 the look on 'rashid''s face when daniel asks where hes from is so carefully and calculatedly innocent i like it a lot #then ofc in 2x05 the actor for armand enters what is medically referred to as sicko mode #whats his name actually hold on #assad zaman #goood stuff #what can i say this show is candy for my brain #v funny how armand was literally Just A Guy in the first season but season 2..... holy fuck #i want 100 more episodes of this freak #yes he did all that and i stand with my cancelled wife

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gongyussy · 12 days ago

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deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2

+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]

update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.

#my beautiful unhinged wife..... you know the salesman is an utter freak on the streets and in the sheets #i watched one episode of the new squid game for the plot #the plot: gong yoo showing off his lack of gag reflex <3. he gloc on that glock etc.#the way he drags his bottom lip down with the muzzle of the gun sjhfsgfjhfgkj. redacted redacted redacted.#anyway. new username to celebrate #he put his entire ahjussy into his performance here. his ahjussiussy. his ahjussussy. you get it.#mutuals/followers from my old asian drama blog remember when train to busan came out in 2016 and for one and a half months #and i slipped back into my obsession and i was just a gong yoo shrine? ;_____;#i'm on the brink of regressing.......... help.....#also pardon the quality realised only after exporting that my grain was too strong -.-;#gun tw #blood tw #gong yoo #squid game #squid game spoilers #squidgameedit #netflixedit #tvedit #kdramaedit #uservik #chewieblog #userbbelcher #userisaiah #it's been a while i forgot what other tags there are…#long post #you know what.#gay #i cannot read salesman/gihun fic because i dislike ljj with a burning passion though.....

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duckysprouts · 24 days ago

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if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.

#batman #bruce wayne #brucellosis wayne #the man that you are #he is so ready to hang up that cape #people who say that batman cannot exist without being batman has forgotten smth #batman exists for as long as crime exists #but this man is a straight up father and he wants to sleep and he wants to hang out with his friends and he wants to play with his dog #his world is no longer that small dark place the batman was born from #justice exists as long as there is right and wrong #batman will never retire #but he prays every night that when he goes out this time harvey dent will be a lawyer again and harley will be married and happy #that joker won’t show up and mr freeze will ask him for help in saving his wife and poison ivy will partner with the WE botany department #let me help you please let me help you #and if you won’t accept my help today don’t worry i’ll be back tomorrow #dc #brucie wayne #this is a message you YOU that no matter how bad you think you are batman will never give up on you

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 6 months ago

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I love Suffering animatics/art where Odysseus has a chain or rope around his ankle, connecting him to the mast. not only is it a great reference to the source material, but it implies that someone on the ship was worried that the mere sight of Penelope might convince Odysseus to jump in the water, even though he knows its a siren who will kill him

and that they were so persuasive in this argument that Odysseus actually agreed to it

#they are my favourite thing #“he keeps saying he'd die to see his wife again”#how did that conversation go #epic the musical #suffering #different beasts #epic odysseus #epic penelope #odypen #odysseus x penelope #sirens #nuclear war speaks

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godforsakenpaladinofnigh · 8 months ago

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