#he is an exy nerd

[atlalasassy]

It’s giving “Now, if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse... expelled!”

[dvrcos]

The question is not IF Kevin Day had a Hamilton phase it is How Intense said Hamilton phase was

[aftg-random-fun]

I just completed 2048 and I suspect that Neil would have been one of those people either addicted to it until he got it or he got it within 10 tries.

[excelsior9173]

lmao vessel absolutely IS a lotr nerd. that clip reminds me so much of sméagol eating fish 😬

OH MY GOD YES HAHAHAHA!!!!

i loooooooove those movies so much i can’t even count how many times i’ve watched them 😂 i’m pretty sure comparing vessel to the mouth of sauron was one of the first things i ever posted in this fandom 😆

[koldefingre]

He’s so Lana

[jtl-fics]

What does Kevin think about Neil’s math nerdiness?

Math Nerd AU

Kevin very much at first does not have an opinion on it because well who gives a shit about how good your new teammate is at MATH when Math doesn't really calculate all that much into Exy. It's not like Neil's calculating rebound angles or-

"Can you calculate exactly where the ball will go?"

Neil looks at him. "Where I throw it?"

Kevin frowns, "No, how many rebounds can you calculate the trajectory of for Exy?" he rephrases.

"Uh, probably 2. After that? No." Neil admits, "I only took physics as my science gen-ed because the math is kind of fun." Neil says.

Useless.

Once he realizes that Neil's Math Nerdiness is long-term a better shield for him after Kengo kicks it? He's a big fan.

[labcampkill]

💬 Exy is a gaint nerd for comics books be they manga or western

Exy looks up "I have a collection of a vast amount of human media." he pulls on the universe and like that scene from the Matrix a bunch of shelves appears but instead of guns, it's books, comics, movies, etc.. He pulls out a comic book " You don't know how useful they are in giving me ideas to try out for the trials."

[labcampkill]

OOC MUN: Keep that in mind... I try to make this clear... These posts are from my character's points of view. So it's what they believe to be true not necessarily what is actually true. They may all belive that their point of view is the right one but that doesn't mean that's the truth.

MY MUSE IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT

   Please keep in mind that, however hard my muse may argue something or however confidently they make a statement, they can be wrong. It’s my muse’s opinion, and my muse talking, and their perception is skewed.               Do not feel like everything out of my character’s mouth is the truth, or that I’m godmodding. 

[unwillingtoreachout]

once again thinking about my ex-raven Neil au and 36 year old Neil meeting Ichirou's 15 year old daughter at a fan event

[cowpants147]

I neeedddd more Foxes on TikTok content! Them doing their own versions of trending videos and challenges like the "dress up as something that starts with your first initial challeneg"

Allison, looking ethereal dressed like a literal Greek God, glammed to the heavens: I'm Allison, I'm dressed as Aphrodite and it's the onw year anniversary of my boyfriends death so I better be the drunkest tonight.

Renee, wearing a real leather F1 jacket/jumpsuit that Allison for some reason has in her closet with a blow up steering wheel in her hand: I'm Renee, I'm a race car driver and I think Nicky might be the drunkest.

Andrew, dressed exactly the same as normal but has a stethoscope around his neck and a piece of paper saying "Aaron" duct taped to his chest just stares into the camera for 30 seconds until it's obvious Allison will not be leaving without an answer: when Kevin starts puking I'm leaving.

Once everyone has given their answer the video enda with a pic of Nicky and Kevin passed out in a bathtub together.

Or the Trauma Dump Candy salad video which goes off the rails immediately and PSU makes them take down 3 hours after posting

"Hiiiiiii, I'm Nicky and I'm a gay teenage father of two and I brought Nerd Cluster Gummies"

"I'm Aaron and instead of going to rehab my evil doppelganger locked me in a bathroom w a blanket and a weeks worth of canned food and I brought Reeces"

"I'm Allison and my parents didn't even yell at my brother when he got expelled from boarding school for having coke in his room but I got kicked out of the house when I showed up to my deb ball with a black eye and a busted lip after playing (and winning) an exy game. They didn't even ask if I was OK. And I brought cherry flavoured Twizzlers"

"I'm Neil ans whenever I burn something while cooking I have a panic attack cause I start to think about burning my mother dead body in a ditch on the beach and I brought ... Andrew what are these called? Oh, I brought sour patch kids"

"I'm Kevin, I grew up in a cult and I brought raisins" except he's body tackled by a blonde blur before he gets a chance to dump the raisins into the bowl.

Them posting stupid shit to popular sounds:

Aaron, sat on the couch, study notes laid out around him, energy drink cans littering the place: I want to sit back and enjoy my my evening when all of a sudden ...

Camera flashes across the room to Neil just minding his own business: ... I hear this aggravating, grating voice

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The "My Shalya" sound over clips of Neil absolutely violating people.

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Zoom up of Kevin in full Queen Day sttess mode on the sidelines of practice with the sound "yes I'm a drama queen, but it's not by choice" playing over it and when it gets the "it's genetic" part the video zooms out to show Wymaxk next to him with the exact hand on hip, stressed look on his face

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Renee doing the "actually I do cuss a little" sound while she's getting her gear on to spar with Andrew and when it reaches the "probably fuck" portion of the audio the clip switches to her taking Andrew downnnn. And then there's a beat drop just cause.

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Another edit of Neil but with the "am I the drama? I don't think I'm drama" sound.

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Upperclassmen scrolling through news articles or flipping through sports news channels rhag are reporting on them while miming along to "is this fucking play about us"

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Some teammates, probably upperclasmen, definitely Nicky also miming along to "I'm sorry, not everybody fits in the bad bitch genre, it's a genre, not everybody fits on the he roster" while dressed in full exy uniform, with the caption "when you're coach only recruits the most traumatised bitches"

And forcing teammates to do "day in the life" "what i eat in a day as a member of the most fucked up exy team" and "ootd" videos.

Andrew (bribed with alcohol, ice cream and ten dollars) does a What I Eat in a Day as depressed mother of 3 whose forced to play stickball. There's no sound, its just the picture carousel style w block letters next to pics of his food:

Breakfast is a massive mug of hot chocolate with half a can of squirty cream and marshmallows.

Breakfast 2 is a big bowl of whatever sugary flavour cereal that's overflowing w E Numbers and almost illegal food dye you guys have in the US.

Snack 1 is a chocolate bar.

Lunch is a slice of pizza, fries and then there's a hand forcing salad onto his plate. Andrew adds a note to this pic saying "I'm allergic to green, Kevin's trying to kill me"

Snack 2 is a an energy drink and a cigarette

Dinner is a pint of ice cream

Midnight snack is just a pic of Neil which Andrew thinks is an obvious coming out without coming out vibe but everyone is immediately worried about Neil's safety and there endals up being a Reddit thread about Andrew being a cannibal.

Then they post a follow up video of Kevin reacting to this and he just watches on in despair saying "no. no. Andrew you have a nutritionist!"

[iambecomeyourvillain]

do you ever think about..

what kevin day would be like, inside his head? i mean we saw neil unreliable dumbass josten inside his head, then from jean's pov as an abominable cockroach insane wildcard of a person who keeps getting away with shit people statistically don't get away with. same way we saw jean and jeremy (let's not even get into jeremy's avoidant ass mind rn). so how would it be really inside kevin day's head? does he really only think about exy? does he still live in fear of riko despite knowing he's gone? does he think about his studies a lot because he's a nerd? does he forget he's got a girlfriend? who's his favourite person in the world? how badly does he want a closer relationship with wymack? does he have recurring nightmares? does he feel proud of himself? does he think he's capable of violence?

because i do. i need so many answers.

[overallsonfrogs]

My brother played football his entire life and is now at USC-Columbia for Sports Management. I can 1000% confirm that he is a huge ass nerd

love how neil and kevin are the jockest of the jocks but at the same time are nerds

[iam-anordinary-human-orami]

I know spotify wasn't a thing probably for the aftg universe but like imagine it was and the trojans are holding a spotify wrapped unwrapped party or some dumb name like that, where they gather the team and what they do essentially is they write down what their top 5 songs were on a piece of paper, give it to this year's presenter and that person plays songs from each top 5 and the trojans have to figure out whose list it is.

So everyone thinks oh jean probably listens to french music, whether classical or otherwise, cause he seems to be so out of touch with pop culture. But, they forget that Jean started living with two lesbians and a gay golden retriever(I don't mean bark bark) and so his music horizons have widened.

So it's Jean's top 5, no one knows of course. Presenter is one of the trojans "and here goes our next mystery contestant starting off strong with... a band named, I assume it's a band, um plastic titties?" People are snickering, "we get it you're gay" "they're lesbians Harold!", and Jean tenses but hides it very well that it's his top 5. Song starts. It's a screamo punk indie rock combo. Ppl start making guesses, "your honour I think it's Cat, only she knows fringe bands with monthly listeners less than this team's defence line" cat yelling back "not my fault you're a slave to the trends you swiftie!" , "Look me in the eye and tell me you dont know the words to 'love story' " , "Settle down, we ain't finished yet. Any other guesses?" , "Are we sure it's not one of the coaches?" , "Which coach do YOU think would listen to, and I repeat, 'plastic titties'? And if anyone else responds with 'your mom' I'm banning u from this round" , "Play the next one so we cop a feel" , "Why u gotta make it weird bro"

"Okay next one!" And the next one is like an intense rap song "someone's covering their tracks people", "we need to figure out whether this is working out music or what they genuinely listen to", "go on to the next one cause this is a bop but it could be anyone", "couldn't be Jeremy though" Jeremy standing up for himself "hey, I listen to rap" , "says the person who's top song was probably by Natasha Bedingfield", "beat the Sugababes fan allegations and then refer to our captain"

"Riight, next one is" and the next one is a funky hip hop anti-establishment song "sounds like Laila people" laila making it clear "I do listen to them but I can guarantee you that's not in my top favourites, not because it's not a banger, but because I don't listen to this album very much" , "she's lying to the defence your honour!" , "No one's in trial Cody sit down" Jean turning to look at Jeremy "and this is supposed to be a bonding exercise?" Jeremy thoroghouly invested in the game and scribbling down "bet you it's Ananya, she's been awfully quiet" Jean rolls his eyes, his hands crossed while he looks upon the second best collegiate exy team and wondering how his life came to this

"Aight? Is there anyone that has an educated guess?" Shawn puts his hand up, presenter says "I said educated" Shawn puts his hand down.

The last two songs are like an indie creepy heartfelt song and a ballad. This throws everyone off. At the end of the round everyone is accusing everyone and their mother, Jean with a sigh and rubbing his temples "we could be doing drills" , someone yells "I bet my firstborn it's Nabil!" , "You are an embarrassment to this team, sit down!" "Nabil is an anime nerd, I didn't hear a single Naruto in that playlist!", "That's not amv music your honour" , "bring the strikers forward let them justify their crimes upon the eyes of God!" , "If it's a crime to have good taste lock👏 me 👏up👏"

The presenter gets tired after a while "alright, kindly shut your traps so we can have a winning day! The mystery contestant is.. drumroll people! The mystery contestant isss....Jean" Silence. And then "I didn't know the french listen to screamo?", "But your honour, this is not coloniser music?", "Amelie is not even on there though", someone quietly "not a single song about baguettes?", "What's next? Jeremy Knox being a secret death metal fan?"

Meanwhile, Dan got the foxes to post screenshots of their top 5 songs on social media. The Internet is breaking cause why is Andrew Minyard's top song by the veronicas???

[jeanmoreautemple]

I really was hoping for Kevin to get friends like Jeremy or a group of history nerds, I'm sick

Yeah. It’s sad cause Kevin, differing from Neil and Andrew, although clearly the most exy obsessed of the cast, actually has other hobbies and interests. I know a lot of fans are like “but exy is his whole life he doesn’t want normal friends”- yeah cause he lived in a cult since age 9…

But! according to the EC he does become proper friends with Thea and Jeremy post TKM. Thea and Kevin will finally get to know each other other than exy, sex and “little glimpses”, and with Jeremy being so close to Jean, Kevin is gonna be able to to open up to him:

Also! Nora recently said this about Keremy:

Still. Kevin’s lack of gentle relationships other than Wymack and Abby is a little bit depressing. Even if he doesn’t realize he needs some gentleness. I wonder if he’s lonely.

[sunflowerandlilly]

The Kevin Day history nerd agenda has been eating me up, like, what's his favourite historical era? Modern or ancient history? Also, is he into politics too? Who's his favourite historical figure? What's his favourite useless history fact? Favourite documentary? Does he learn a lot about Irish and French history because they remind him of his mum and Jean? Does he prefer ancient Rome or Greece? Does he info dump on Neil and Andrew when Andrew won't let him watch Exy and he's bored? I have so many questions!!!!

[mieeaahhh]

Give us some kateaaron hcs if you have any, the parasites in me need them 👹

Anything for the parasites🙌

Kateaaron headcannons

Aaron wears Katelyn’s cheerleading jumper and Katelyn wears Aaron’s Exy jumper

Katelyn is actually really tall and towers over Aaron LMFAO

Katelyn has a morning skin care routine and a night skin routine and when she and Aaron sleep in the same dorm she makes him do her night routine with her. In the future, when they live together, he does the morning AND night routine with her. (He likes it when she does it for him🫡)(I’ve said this headcannon so many times)

The vixens hated Aaron at first but after awhile they became his only friends outside of the foxes. (he’s aloud to join girls nights and sleepovers🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️)

Have had matching Halloween costumes a few times. Their favourite was mr and Mrs fox!

Katelyn’s love language is acts of service and Aaron’s is physical touch.

Katelyn had buck teeth as a kid and refused to let Aaron see a photo of it until one day her parents showed him photos of her as a baby/kid. (They show him baby photos every time he comes over)

On movie nights they watch musicals instead. Aaron’s favourite is Hamilton and Katelyn’s is heathers

Both Aaron and Andrew blush very very easily. They could have complete straight faces, no expression, but their ears and cheeks will be red. Neil never points it out (for obvious reasons) but Katelyn always points it out.

Have sooooo many mirror selfies together (taken by Katelyn) and it’s just them in their pajamas, brushing their teeth or just in a random reflection they found while out etc etc.

Katelyn also takes 0.5s of Aaron all the time.

Whenever Katelyn is able to get her nails done or puts stick on nails on, Aaron always silently hints at her to play with his hair and scratch his face. (obviously not actually scratching)

Little 🥄 Aaron and big 🥄 katelyn

Aaron doesn’t like loud noises and jumps a lot because of them and if Katelyn’s with him when it happens he just kind of instinctively grabs her.

Katelyn has really curly, long, ginger hair and Aaron has unfortunately woken up with it in his mouth.

Renee, Allison and Dan invited Katelyn to join their girls night once and it ended up becoming a thing for them all.

Katelyn has a younger sister around the age of 5 or 6 and she’s one of those younger siblings who are obsessed with their older siblings partner and always tries to ‘marry them’.

SCOTTISH KATELYN!!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ Aaron likes the way his name sounds with her accent.

They BOTH wear glasses. Not just Aaron. Someone when they are both wearing them and go to kiss each other the glasses get in the way and it’s really cute and really awkward and they are loser nerd weird loser nerds who’s glasses get in the way of their kissing and it’s really cute and cute and awkward and loserish and cute

Pansexual Katelyn and Asexual Aaron.

I have more but I’m lazy